He even has the conversation with himself about how these people will then ask him out into town while on their holiday...his fantasies really go deep 🤡
He's like that kid everyone knew at school, that chatted complete BS all the time. Except he never grew out of it. What an an absolute bulb this lad is.
That is the worst business model I've ever heard. In-order to get a licence to run that sort of business u would need to be x-sas soldier or something similiar
That's worse than delusional ffs as if he would get insurance and be aloud legally to take people into caves like that. He didn't even know the word for life jackets 😂
I feel a bit sad for Danny at times honestly. I dont want to bash him more than he already is but i feel the need to point out some glaring issues with this plan: 1. You would need a pretty significant liability insurance to do something like this. I dont imagine any provider would give any sort of cover whatsoever based on the business plan. 2. No member of the public is going to pay £70 and sign a waiver that says Danny isnt responsible if they die during a trip. 3. Almost dying in a cave that fills up quickly with water is not something people will do for "fun". 4. The logistics of this are quite problematic. Transportation to the location would need to be done by Danny if guests are expected to consume "bare alcohol". This would mean a large enough van that holds the equipment and passengers. The fuel/insurance/maintenance cost for a large van would eat into any profit. 5. Providing alcohol to the public requires a licence. Normally, that is done on a premisis basis. You cant just open a tent and provide alcohol on the beach. If someone drowned then its likely he would be found personally liable. 6. Providing food also normally requires a licence and certification. The food would have to be transported in a freezer/fridge bag. Meat spoils extremely quickly. 6. No profit could be made with this model that can sustain the business even if the logisticsl and legal hurdles are overcome. Im not an expert so do take this for entertainment purposes only. It does not consitute legal/tax advice. Small business tax is around 19% - at £70 per person, take home would be £56. Minus the alcohol and food, you could realistically assume the budget would forecast £10 worth of food. So thats £46 per person. If five people per week, every week sign up to this we see an overall potential of just under £12k per year (46 x 5 x 52). A budget seven seater van would cost minimum £3k. Safety equipment for caving for 5 adults reach £1000. The van and safety equipment would need replacing after significant use. Commercial insurance for a van and equipment would be around £1500 per annum. Toni would also be working which essentially takes the profit in half. Both alcohol and food have to be purchased, transported and prepared for the guests adding time to the venture. All things considered - absolutely no profit could be made from this even if the legal issues didnt exist. It would likely end in a tragedy if it was even attempted and I implore Danny to see sense and not risk his own life or the lives of others for a business venture that when analysed (in my non professional opinion) cannot turn a profit.
I know someone similar and he bought a hot dog stand for £1100 and presumed he could just go bookers cash n carry then 'Rock up' wherever, whenever he wanted.😂😂 I explained about site permits and all the rules and regs. His response was: No all you need is a peddlers license.😂😂 It's not Victorian times pal... Some people just haven't got it Anyway it's rusting away in his back garden and his kids probably won't eat a hot dog ever again, Bloody amount they've had😂😂😂
Why people gonna pay £70 for body boarding in the sea and jumping from a rock… even children know you can do that for nothing. it’s like moving to North Pole to sell snow to people 😂😂😂
One of many things that sticks out to me from this is where are these 3 huge rocks right next to other 5,10 and 15 meters high out at sea that you can swim to and climb and jump off with a group of 5-10 people?
So he will be providing all the equipment and insurance…🤷♂️…Stepping on other people’s toes…🤷♂️… FFS I thought he’d been put in place yet here he is again 🤡. I would love to see him pitch this idea on Dragons Den 🤣🤣🤣
Danny Danny Danny…. I’d love to see your RAMS that your gonna have to provide, ya signed wavers won’t be worth the paper it’s on! But you’ve obviously done all your research already and because of who you are it clearly don’t apply to you. 😂
The funny thing is he actually thinks this is all going to happen 😂😂 only a couple years ago he was with Jade and they was going to open a pub together 😂😂😂 absolute delusional Muppet,I put my life on that they don't end up moving anywhere
Smokes way to much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sure he hasn’t really thought that through why would you want to pay £70 quid a head to be put in danger and nearly die don’t you go on holiday to have a gd time instead of being put in life threatening situations 😂😂😂😂😂
Danny gee the man that can do everything and say everything but still can't take him seriously 😂😂 who in fucks name would pay this guy to take them on holiday that seems to paint out a very deep picture of his mental state now hes stories are falling apart
“Do you know how high 15 meters is”
“Very fckn high”
😂😂😂😂
The gift that just keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meet up with fans? Fans of WHAT? What does he do that someone would be a fan of? LOSER.
Ronnie Pickering only charges £60 for a day with him and you get to drive his Citroen
“Nobody will die but it’s just incase you do”
Classsssssss 😂😂😂😂😂
@@SootyHunt 🤣
He even has the conversation with himself about how these people will then ask him out into town while on their holiday...his fantasies really go deep 🤡
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Temu Ant Middleton
The life guards wont allow it and wasting the RNLI time! What a delusional cont
Dragons Crack Den - Let me tell you were I am at - its a No !!!!!
😂
Pipe dreaming again what a nob
😂😂😂😂😂
Mans chattin BAARRRREEEE SHABIT
@@grahamw6503 pure shabite mush...lol
‘1000 people in a park smoking it up’
All fans of his.
This guy couldn’t get 5 people round a table in Spoons an a Monday.
ya what insurance company is he gonna get the man doesn't have a clue what he is on about, pure melt
I'll book my lass in, £70 to never see her again sounds cheap to me!
😂😂😂😂
Paying £70 for death and injury... wow sign me up ill pay 200
😂😂😂😂 he’s skint on the dole living in a dream world
Man’s like Aquaman in the sea yet lives in Birmingham🤔😂😂
He's like that kid everyone knew at school, that chatted complete BS all the time.
Except he never grew out of it.
What an an absolute bulb this lad is.
This is the kinda Bullshit story you tell your mates when your having your first experience with drugs when you are 14 🔔🔚
That is the worst business model I've ever heard. In-order to get a licence to run that sort of business u would need to be x-sas soldier or something similiar
😂😂 Poor olde tony 😢 stuck to cooking farmfoods frozen chicken 🍗 for 10 people on 4 throwaway bbqs stuck together 😂😂🎉
@@r45-i8b she loves it .. there's no farm foods on her planet
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fanny’s already got his safety vest on 😂
@@SootyHunt and his hard hat 🎩
Aaaaaw i wanted to pay my hard earned cash to spend the day risking a watery death with a youtube fantasist 😔
😂😂😂😂
Fans, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this guy
he thinks his Patrick Swayze - do they rob banks wearing donald Trump masks after surfing ? Point Broke
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@markkram76 oh you just made me spill my vimto when I read that mate that's a ten out of ten fucking pissing myself point broke.
😂 Point fake
"Dangerous Danny's Adventure Drownings"....it's catchy I suppose.
Thats a belter buddy aha😂
😂
I'm booking the ex wife in 😂😂😂
Fucking pishing masel
I'm really starting to think his whole persona is a piss take. That or he's clearly insane
Sadly the latter 😂😂
All these dreams but after 10 years still that stinking wallpaper 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣 this scruff is not moving anywhere
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's worse than delusional ffs as if he would get insurance and be aloud legally to take people into caves like that. He didn't even know the word for life jackets 😂
I feel a bit sad for Danny at times honestly. I dont want to bash him more than he already is but i feel the need to point out some glaring issues with this plan:
1. You would need a pretty significant liability insurance to do something like this. I dont imagine any provider would give any sort of cover whatsoever based on the business plan.
2. No member of the public is going to pay £70 and sign a waiver that says Danny isnt responsible if they die during a trip.
3. Almost dying in a cave that fills up quickly with water is not something people will do for "fun".
4. The logistics of this are quite problematic. Transportation to the location would need to be done by Danny if guests are expected to consume "bare alcohol". This would mean a large enough van that holds the equipment and passengers. The fuel/insurance/maintenance cost for a large van would eat into any profit.
5. Providing alcohol to the public requires a licence. Normally, that is done on a premisis basis. You cant just open a tent and provide alcohol on the beach. If someone drowned then its likely he would be found personally liable.
6. Providing food also normally requires a licence and certification. The food would have to be transported in a freezer/fridge bag. Meat spoils extremely quickly.
6. No profit could be made with this model that can sustain the business even if the logisticsl and legal hurdles are overcome. Im not an expert so do take this for entertainment purposes only. It does not consitute legal/tax advice. Small business tax is around 19% - at £70 per person, take home would be £56. Minus the alcohol and food, you could realistically assume the budget would forecast £10 worth of food. So thats £46 per person. If five people per week, every week sign up to this we see an overall potential of just under £12k per year (46 x 5 x 52). A budget seven seater van would cost minimum £3k. Safety equipment for caving for 5 adults reach £1000. The van and safety equipment would need replacing after significant use. Commercial insurance for a van and equipment would be around £1500 per annum. Toni would also be working which essentially takes the profit in half. Both alcohol and food have to be purchased, transported and prepared for the guests adding time to the venture. All things considered - absolutely no profit could be made from this even if the legal issues didnt exist. It would likely end in a tragedy if it was even attempted and I implore Danny to see sense and not risk his own life or the lives of others for a business venture that when analysed (in my non professional opinion) cannot turn a profit.
You'll get closed down before you even start with your catnip pipe dreams😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 bloke off his rocker 🤦🏾🤦🏾
Im literally pissing myself watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the guy never lost his childhood imagination. I feel sorry for him.
“Three things”
Holds up four fingers 😂
Was just about to write that haha
"I'm a very good swimmer. I'm Aquaman" lmfao
He is a parody of himself; the desperation is tragic. We shouldn't mock the afflicted but it is fun.😂😂😂😂😂 The delusion is real.😅😅😅😅😅
This nob is hilarious 😂
I know someone similar and he bought a hot dog stand for £1100 and presumed he could just go bookers cash n carry then 'Rock up' wherever, whenever he wanted.😂😂
I explained about site permits and all the rules and regs. His response was:
No all you need is a peddlers license.😂😂
It's not Victorian times pal... Some people just haven't got it
Anyway it's rusting away in his back garden and his kids probably won't eat a hot dog ever again, Bloody amount they've had😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅brilliant
2 for 70 comes to mind ...
Actually put my hand over my eyes there because I just can't believe how deluded this guy really is 😂 wow
He’s Aquaman 😂😂 anyone want to meet me it’s £50.000 😂😂
Aquadan lol😂
@ 😂👌
This week on thing's that never happened
Saying 3 and holding 4 fingers up😂
Good idea right &
Why does this man think he has fans and people want to be one of his fanboys?
This guy is pure theatre 😂
He's no right in the head 😂😂
Even the bags under his eyes have got bags under them 😂😂😂
them bags are designer bags should you no £500 a pop
Love the 70's decor,wow what is going on in there 😂😂😂
What about your pub? Steamer
Is this guy on 3xspeed? 😂
He's on speed yes
Why people gonna pay £70 for body boarding in the sea and jumping from a rock… even children know you can do that for nothing.
it’s like moving to North Pole to sell snow to people 😂😂😂
And then he woke up in a Soggy bowl of Cornflakes 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Think il leave it mate thanks 😅😂
Can you pay extra for the VIP package?
Sensible lad.....Elon Musk should take notes....
Watch out for drug drivers
Someones just had a hot rock
Chasing the dragons den
Loves a pipe dream old Danny
Yeah thats 100 percent illegal
And then he woke up 🙄 His head is full of magic 🤦🏻♂️
He literally just made that up on the spot 😂 fanny
One of many things that sticks out to me from this is where are these 3 huge rocks right next to other 5,10 and 15 meters high out at sea that you can swim to and climb and jump off with a group of 5-10 people?
Stop smoking that crak u are trippin balls
So from that world famous watersport resort of Smethwick, in land locked Birmingham, he's going to give pro lessons at £70 a pop? 😂😂
Wtf...wow this guys ego is through the roof..your a whopper...lol..
So he will be providing all the equipment and insurance…🤷♂️…Stepping on other people’s toes…🤷♂️… FFS I thought he’d been put in place yet here he is again 🤡. I would love to see him pitch this idea on Dragons Den 🤣🤣🤣
Danny Danny Danny…. I’d love to see your RAMS that your gonna have to provide, ya signed wavers won’t be worth the paper it’s on! But you’ve obviously done all your research already and because of who you are it clearly don’t apply to you. 😂
What a melt gotta stop watching this bellend
😂😂
He’s serious
Classic 😂🤦🏻😂🤦🏻😂🤦🏻
Are the hotels included in the £70 and does it cover equipment hire ?
Hahaha Aquadan. 😂😂
Ffs hes not gonna get insurance stoned oot his bin taking fools out to 🤣🙈 hes defo on the speed or snow lol
3 things puts 4 up lol
He did say a bonus thing at the end
... and then his alarm went off and it was time for mummy to get him dressed for school
😂😂😂😂😂😂
💯
The Cornish are gonna love him 😂👍
Can I Pay In Focus Points Sounds Fantastic 😂
If there was ever a good advertisement for why you shouldn’t do druga 😅
The funny thing is he actually thinks this is all going to happen 😂😂 only a couple years ago he was with Jade and they was going to open a pub together 😂😂😂 absolute delusional Muppet,I put my life on that they don't end up moving anywhere
Hard hat to go body boarding?
Steel toe caps as well 😂
@Max_Hagger some boy. Bet they're queuing up 😂
@@MikeC23464 the guy is definitely a few slices short of a loath 🥪🍞 😂😂😂
Don't forget to sign that waiver, you'll die nearly 5 times fr😂
@edmundblackaddercoc8522😂😂😂😂😂
Weeds in yer system 28 days yet u drive daily?
Who's Danny G?
Smokes way to much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sure he hasn’t really thought that through why would you want to pay £70 quid a head to be put in danger and nearly die don’t you go on holiday to have a gd time instead of being put in life threatening situations 😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest thing is…. You can go body boarding and jumping from rocks for free 😂😂😂
What an absolute mug this man is.
Health & safety are going to have a feed bay with this teat another pipe dream from fanny g
I've never seen you in Brum,I'm in the city centre every day, next time you're in the city centre, I'll show you proppa Brum,
lee did you ever even hear of this bum
@jasonkelly5500 Literally no one in the Midlands had heard of him
Ffs jackanory has nothing on this fella...
As if you can just take folk out to do that shit by yourself with no insurance, trained medics etc etc
Absaloute Blert
How can you smoke weed and drive a delivery truck
Get a mdeical cannabis prescription
Danny gee the man that can do everything and say everything but still can't take him seriously 😂😂 who in fucks name would pay this guy to take them on holiday that seems to paint out a very deep picture of his mental state now hes stories are falling apart
Can someone explain who this is ?
Your girlfriend
Do that stuff with me misses and friends free of charge , crazy talk 70 quid
😂shits real ' 😂🤣🤣🤣.. member fantasy Island 🙃
He's he for real
Coastguard gunna love you
I ain't paying to die, what kinda proposal is that? Id be up for the BBQ n beach party. Newquay is nice though.
His imagination is wild
Pure fantasist
Who the hell is he ????? What is he on 😂