10,000 likes and I'll do a ZOMBIE RAP for Halloween so make sure you're subscribed and turn notifications so you see them before they see you :P Also listen to this song on Spotify, it's called The Arch-Illager. WOW! PS I'll do the zombie rap anyway
An Arch-Illager boss mob in Minecraft would have very big shoes to fill, metaphorically speaking. I find this story fascinating, and I love how the ending fits it all together.
"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn’t want me they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned me cold and hungry" those lyrics roll so well I have just listened to it 5 times in a row
I did that too just in the part when he says “NOW BOW DOWN SHIW ME THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD,HEY I SAID BOW DOWN THEN DROP TIL YOUR DEAD,stand in my path you get trampled like grass”that was my favorite part of the song 🤗
I believe the technical term for this song is FIRE. Love the music Dan Bull, even as you've grown more and more famous you've never stopped making incredible music!
The Arch-Illiger might not be as evil as he appears in Minecraft Dungeons. The nasty Orb of Dominance is the real villain of the story. It brainwashed him. But the Arch-Illiger wouldn't have came close to that artifact if he was able to live with villagers. Everyone begins life with innocence, and everyone is rightfully innocent until proven guilty. The villagers shouldn't have shunned him just because he looked different. Familiar trope eh?
"I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal!" I love how Dan tries to add personality to Archie. Also seeming faithful to the story where Archie was never evil and was just a victim of a bad situation. ... Also, this song could also very easily reflect with Eren in Attack on Titan if we replace the Minecraft parts with AoT.
@@MiniiPockets101 he was never underestimated. The Villagers' mistake wasn't underestimating him, he was weak at that point. Their mistake was using prejudice on a lone Illager that could do no harm. Likewise, no one underestimated him because of his height after that crown. It's a truth that it's a big deal, but it shows nothing about his character except an unimportant design choice.
@@athan13590o be fair, OP states that Dan “tries to add personality to Archie”, so OP isn’t saying that it says anything about game Archie, their saying that Dan is giving Archie more character than he has in the game by having him say this.
@@urlocalsewerat You're making me say it, but the implied rhyme is 'being a bunch of c**** to me'. It's because the line "CUnsiderably rude neighbours" is both incongruous and suggesting, is the beauty of this work of art.
[Lyrics] Verse 1 I was born into a cruel and unforgiving Nasty world that didn't want me They rejected, disrespected, scorned And shunned me, cold and hungry All I wanted was some company to be comfy But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch Of considerably rude neighbours, so I gave up Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look The doorway yawned awake slowly I wasn't brave normally But a strange force was calling me And so with flaming torch in hand I made my way forward, though those serrated Corners on the boulders made it awkward I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance I saw what lay before me, it was called the orb of dominance It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence 'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance [Chorus] I'm a small illager, the littlest around But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed I'm a small illager, my will it stands proud Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown Now bow down, show me the top of your head Hey, I said bow down, else I'll be dropping you dead I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village Until you give in so run, you can't win If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that No need to thank me, here's a torch completely free of charge I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards Oh, I see you're planning a Resistance, if you're going to lead the charge Be advised, objects in your rearview appear large Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom I'm your new government coming for more than just your income You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers It's never gonna bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does I'm the arch-illager, now come on down Down into my dungeon, have a look around I'm the arch-illager living in a cave And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved Now come on down, down, come on quicker Chop chop, come on down, down some hard liquor I am the arch-illager, handle my business Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous Forcing my hand, you're gonna be all prisoners No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance Repelling your torches, enemy forces Making me nauseous, better be cautious Or you'll be left on the edge of a Tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions I'm the arch-illager, thank you for coming down Now make yourself comfortable, have a look around I'm the arch-illager, catching you unaware If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair There now, what's the matter chuck? You look a little scared I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya That if you didn't give up then I'd have to confiscate your head Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal So my suggestion, should you wish to heed it And I strongly advise that you do Is to bugger off
0:43 favorite part 1 0:55 fav part 2 1:49 favorite part 3 2:33 favorite part 4 2:49 favorite part 5 edit: i've never got this many likes before, thanks
Steve: yes it is me the almighty god the main character this little boy can’t beat me even with his army little boy your nothing without the orb of domestic so just give up while you still can because if you don’t then your gonna end up dead
"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving, nasty world that didn't want me." Damn, what an opening line. I'm-a steal that for a thing I'm writing, whoop! **jumps out of window**
I was born into a dirty and virus infected world with corona, they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned the rules of corona. All I wanted was a clean and virus free world to be *ALIVE* but to put it bluntly they never listened and went out to get positive for corona and dies in less than 2 weeks. So I gave up, And moved to live at Mars.
Ice 🍨🍦🍨🍦🍨🍦🍨 I love you see me ❤️ I love it has to be best for me and I will be saved 😊 I love you see you you see you tomorrow at home and I hope you have a great day
lyrics I was born intro a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn´t want me they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned me cold and hungry all i wanted was some company to be comfy but to put it bluntly they were being a bunch of considerably rude neighbours so i gave up then i stumbled on a bloody massive cave look the doorway yawned awake slowly i wasn´t brave normally but a strange force was calling me and so with flawing torch in hand i made my way forward though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward i gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance i saw what lay before me it was called the orb of dominance it held sway over my thoughts i gained confidence ´til at once, the commoners no longer had my tolerance i´m a small illager the littlest around but now i´ve got a feeling i´m going to be well-endowed i am a small illager my will, it stands proud growing 'til i fit the throne so hand me the crown now bow down show me the top of your head hey i said bow down else i'll be dropping you head i am the arch-illager and i will pillage your village until you give in so run you can't win if you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass i see you haven't any heating i can provide that no need to thank me here's a torch completely free of charge i'll leave your family tree scorched slashed with lethal steel shards oh, i see you're planning a resistence? if you're going to lead the charge be advised objects in your rear view appear large your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'till my minions chased you straight away from my dominion so make haste spread my convenant all across the kingdom i;m your new government coming for more than just your income you can try assembling a rebellion of adventures it's never going bother me, my friend so don't pretend it does i'm the arch-illager now come on down down into my dungeon have a look around i am the arch-illager living in a cave and having a party while keeping villagers enslaved now come on down down come on quicker chop chop chop come on down down some hard liquor i am the arch-illager handle my business now everybody give a big hand to ours visitors look at you and your gang you couldn't be more villainous forcing my hand you're going to be all prisoners no forgiveness i'm sending in my skeletons in regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance repelling your torches enemy forces making me nauseous better be cautious or you'kk be left on the edge of a tall cliff awkward better restore quick then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions i'm the arch-illager thank you for coming down now make yourself comfortable have a look around i am the arch-illager catching you unawares if you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met so glad you come down down summoned to my lair there now what's the matter, chuck? you look a little scared i am the arch-illager and i warned you that if you didn't give up then i'd have to confiscate your head
@@Cybop100 Realms cost money. Plus, on top of the money that realms cost, PlayStation Plus costs even more money, at $60 a year, which I just simply don't have.
0:19 some of the villagers are holding pitch fork(whatever it's name is) and they don't even fight back to any of their enemies they can't even try and fight a single zombie
Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous, better be cautious, or you’ll be left on the edge of a tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick
I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world That didn't want me They rejected, disrespected, scorned, and shunned me Cold and hungry, all I wanted was some company To be comfy, but to put it bluntly, they were being A bunch of considerably rude neighbors, so I gave up Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look The doorway yawned awake slowly, I wasn't brave normally But a strange force was calling me And so with a flaming torch in hand, I made my way forward Though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward I gazеd on in awe, following a short reconnaissance I saw what lay bеfore me, it was called the Orb of Dominance It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence 'til at once the commoners, no longer had my tolerance [Chorus: Dan Bull] I am a small illager, the littlest around But now, I've got a feeling I'm going to be well-endowed I am a small illager, my will, it stands proud Growing 'til I fit the throne, so hand me the crown [Verse 2: Dan Bull] Now bow down, show me the top of your head Hey, I said bow down! Else, I'll be dropping you dead! I am the arch-illager, and I will pillage your village until you Give in, so run you can't win if you stand in my path, you'll get trampled like grass I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that No need to thank me, here's a torch, completely free of charge! I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards! Oh, I see you're planning a resistance? If you're going to lead the charge, be advised, objects in your rear view appear large! Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions 'til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion! So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom I'm your new government, coming for more than just your income! You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers It's never going to bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does [Chorus: Dan Bull] I'm the arch-illager Now, come on down! Down into my dungeon, have a look around! I am the arch-illager Living in a cave and having a party While keeping villagers enslaved! [Verse 3: Dan Bull] Now, come on down, down, come on, quicker, chop-chop! Come on down, down some hard liquor! I am the arch-illager, handle my business Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors! Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous! Forcing my hand, you're going to be all prisoners! No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons in regiments Defending us against your weapons with a vengeance! Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous! Better be cautious or you'll be left on the edge of a tall cliff, awkward... Better restore quick then come down into the dungeon Where the smell is rather pungent Can't tell if it's your bunions, or you've been cutting some onions [Chorus: Dan Bull] I'm the arch-illager Thank you for coming down, now, make yourself comfortable Have a look around! I am the arch-illager Catching you unawares, if you come in unprepared Here's someone you haven't met! [Verse 4: Dan Bull] So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair There now, what's the matter, Chuck? You look a little scared! I am the arch-illager and I warned you that if you didn't give up Then, I'd have to confiscate your head!
I retract my previous statement. Forget the Iron Golem Rap. We need a Warden rap. I think it'd sound cool if it was similar to the Enderman rap given how creepy the Warden is supposed to be.
To give you credit this and every other rap youve ever done are the best thing ive heard ill rate this one a 10/10 every minecraft rap ive heard is stuck in my head thats how you know their good and also ive looped this 20 times over i like it so much also my fav part 00:43
George Washington be like: I am the president and I will behead the arch-illager .... we used tnt 🧨 to blow up the... George Washington was slain by rocky
Lyrics Verse 1 I was born Into a cruel And unforgiving and nasty world That didnt want me They rejected disrespected Scorned and shunned me Cold and hungry All i wanted was Company to be comfy But to put it bluntly They were being A bunch of considerably rude neighbors So i gave up Then i stumbled on a bloody massive cave Look The doorway yawned awake slowley I wasnt brave Normaly but a force was calling me And so with flaming torch in hand i made my way forward though those serrated corners made it akward I gazed on in awe Following a shot reconnaissance I saw what lay before me It was called the orb of dominance It held sway over my thoughts I gained confidence Till at once, the commoners no longer had my tolerance Chorus Im a small illager The littlest around But now i have a feeling That im gonna be well endowed Im a small illager my will it stands proud Going til i fit the throne So hand me the crown (WIP)
Now bow down Show me the top of your head Hey I said bow down Else I’ll be dropping you down dead I am the arch-Illager and I will pillage your village Until you give in So run You can’t will If you stand in my path You’ll get trampled like grass I see you haven’t Any heating I can provide that No need to thank me Here’s a torch Completely free of charge I’ll leave your family tree scorched
@Stal / ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ i didnt say i hated the game, its literally my favorite game of all time and i understand this game wasnt intended for lore, i just thought it was a harmless comment, thats all lol
Villagers: [having an obvious distrust of all illager-kind] Illagers: [reject Archie for reasons] Orb of Dominance: Fine, I'll do it myself. Later... Arch Illager: [fails] Orb of Dominance: Fine, I'll do it mySELF!
@@InsiDarksJogos I'm just saying that villagers were kinda dumb to be mean to him, and I find his desing cute, but not in a flirty way if that's what you were thinking ? But I'm glad we're agreeing that the music is fire lol
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"Bull is the Spider"
This is best rap ever
Do a herobrine rap and have dilongoo animate it
@@perfectlynormal8340 I'm crawling up your wall👻 black and hairy 👀 very small. Now I'm up above you head💅 hanging by a little thread👁👄👁
Do a villager rap plzzz
This rap is godlike, but criminally short.
Just like the Arch-Illager
True
Underrated comment
Pretty nice likes
@@frontporch7753 Keanu Chungus KILLS TikTok in AMOGUS??? (NO CLICKBAIT)
2 minutes and 50 seconds is short?
“They rejected, disrespected scorned and shunned me, cold and hungry.” The way that line flows together is great
10,000 likes and I'll do a ZOMBIE RAP for Halloween so make sure you're subscribed and turn notifications so you see them before they see you :P
Also listen to this song on Spotify, it's called The Arch-Illager. WOW!
PS I'll do the zombie rap anyway
Cool
Finally
Sure I will do it
I will subscribe
POV: 200k likes now
1:49 hits hard, after 3 years this still hitting hard 🔥🔥🔥
For real
Nah man this is more than facts
Fr Fr 🔥🔥🔥
Yesh
Oh ya
"I gazed on in awe, following a short reconnaissance.
I saw what lay before me it was called the orb of dominance"
I genuinely love these lyrics
"Orb”
**shows cube**
@@TheUltraChad did you forget you're in minecraft world? Everything is blocky
@@Arthonika shadows?
@@Arthonika Ender pearls: Do i mean nothing to you?
@@seanmcdaniel2037blocky not all perfect cubes also that boi is a 2D item it gets a pass
“The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth."
Daaaaang
That’s dark
Is this not the plot of the entire game
thats deep, my guy
"Hey they could have stood next to the fire with me instead of running away."
An Arch-Illager boss mob in Minecraft would have very big shoes to fill, metaphorically speaking. I find this story fascinating, and I love how the ending fits it all together.
It gives a erz illiger book
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"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn’t want me they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned me cold and hungry"
those lyrics roll so well I have just listened to it 5 times in a row
relatable
Same, except for me like 20
I did that too just in the part when he says “NOW BOW DOWN SHIW ME THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD,HEY I SAID BOW DOWN THEN DROP TIL YOUR DEAD,stand in my path you get trampled like grass”that was my favorite part of the song 🤗
I liked the smoothness at the end
I like it when he says bow down to the to me and then hits the guy with
I believe the technical term for this song is FIRE.
Love the music Dan Bull, even as you've grown more and more famous you've never stopped making incredible music!
Not just FIRE its soul fire
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@Obsidius Nightbrother *laughs in Astley*
@@LooneyNuke rick roll?
@@LooneyNuke You sly little man
The Arch-Illiger might not be as evil as he appears in Minecraft Dungeons. The nasty Orb of Dominance is the real villain of the story. It brainwashed him. But the Arch-Illiger wouldn't have came close to that artifact if he was able to live with villagers.
Everyone begins life with innocence, and everyone is rightfully innocent until proven guilty. The villagers shouldn't have shunned him just because he looked different. Familiar trope eh?
Technically the villagers are the real villains beacause they rejected him causing him to find the orb and become evil
Reminds me of the U.S. with black people (ok that was racist on my end, i don't mean to be racist but it's true)
I just see the villagers being racist to pillagers
Which makes the pillagers attack the villagers upon contact everytime
@@Aidan2500 And the villagers wonder why the illagers attack them
@@Der_memelord exactly
Iron Golem rap?
That sounds like a sad plus tuf guy combo rap. Defenitly something I would listen.
You totally should do an an iron golem rap!!!!
What about a rap about every single mob in minecraft especially the ones in the 1.17 caves and cliffs update trailer.
Oooo damn yes please
He hearted it. It’s next
"I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal!"
I love how Dan tries to add personality to Archie. Also seeming faithful to the story where Archie was never evil and was just a victim of a bad situation.
...
Also, this song could also very easily reflect with Eren in Attack on Titan if we replace the Minecraft parts with AoT.
"I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal!"
this is a quote for short and smoll ppl like me
This quote says absolutely nothing about Archie
@@athan13590 Small people are usually underestimated.
*Until you realized that their crotch height*
@@MiniiPockets101 he was never underestimated. The Villagers' mistake wasn't underestimating him, he was weak at that point. Their mistake was using prejudice on a lone Illager that could do no harm.
Likewise, no one underestimated him because of his height after that crown. It's a truth that it's a big deal, but it shows nothing about his character except an unimportant design choice.
@@athan13590o be fair, OP states that Dan “tries to add personality to Archie”, so OP isn’t saying that it says anything about game Archie, their saying that Dan is giving Archie more character than he has in the game by having him say this.
1:49 is my favorite part
And 2:33
My too
I am the arch illager living in a cave....
I can't stop singing that
Same
That scared me
Same
Wither storm rap?
YES!!!!
Yes
Hell yeah! I grow up with Minecraft story mode
YES
idk not tryna start a war but i feel like that wouldn't be a good idea, maybe a normal wither tho or iron golem or guardian
Dan Bull: *New Minecraft Rap*
*Clicks as fast as possible
Agreed 100% 100 times over :-)
Clicks even faster
You ain’t the only one
100% me
So true
"Or to put it bluntly they were being-
A bunch of... considerably rude neighbours"
Beautiful.
Bro he did nothing he should of said they acted like animals
@@urlocalsewerat You're making me say it, but the implied rhyme is 'being a bunch of c**** to me'. It's because the line "CUnsiderably rude neighbours" is both incongruous and suggesting, is the beauty of this work of art.
Never noticed the joke until you made this comment. He's too polite to say it out loud lmao
Considerably racist neighbors
I immediately noticed the joke when i firs heard this
This is the most aggressively british voice I've heard you do
hehe bri'ish
It’s bri’ish bc we drank the t
@@TheUltraChad you used the t to mix your tea.
@@lucycox1833 yeah we used it to stir our tea
Yea! like who'd they get, Wheatly?!?!?!
Im a small illager,the littlest around!
I have a feeling im going to be well endowed!...
That line is FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥
Agree man
Agree
Yep
You got to help me, I setup a counter since I discovered this song and with this time have listened to it 891 times…
My will it stands proud
Growing till i fit the throne so hand me the crown
Hopefully he didn’t get kicked out of art school
XD
XDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oh no
Waiting for the one that doesnt understand it xd
edit: just look in the comments its been explaint
I feel like this sort of video would do better if it were posted on a Saturday at around 7pm, don't you?
Why not Six PM?
Idk maybe some other nice british rapper will post something around that time
@@studpidguy5968 maybe idk who would do it thow
I think that would be magnificent
@@chinmustache6420 Stupendous, even
[Lyrics]
Verse 1
I was born into a cruel and unforgiving
Nasty world that didn't want me
They rejected, disrespected, scorned
And shunned me, cold and hungry
All I wanted was some company to be comfy
But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch
Of considerably rude neighbours, so I gave up
Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
The doorway yawned awake slowly
I wasn't brave normally
But a strange force was calling me
And so with flaming torch in hand
I made my way forward, though those serrated
Corners on the boulders made it awkward
I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance
I saw what lay before me, it was called the orb of dominance
It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence
'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance
[Chorus]
I'm a small illager, the littlest around
But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed
I'm a small illager, my will it stands proud
Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown
Now bow down, show me the top of your head
Hey, I said bow down, else I'll be dropping you dead
I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village
Until you give in so run, you can't win
If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass
I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that
No need to thank me, here's a torch completely free of charge
I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards
Oh, I see you're planning a
Resistance, if you're going to lead the charge
Be advised, objects in your rearview appear large
Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion
So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom
I'm your new government coming for more than just your income
You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
It's never gonna bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does
I'm the arch-illager, now come on down
Down into my dungeon, have a look around
I'm the arch-illager living in a cave
And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved
Now come on down, down, come on quicker
Chop chop, come on down, down some hard liquor
I am the arch-illager, handle my business
Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors
Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous
Forcing my hand, you're gonna be all prisoners
No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons
In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance
Repelling your torches, enemy forces
Making me nauseous, better be cautious
Or you'll be left on the edge of a
Tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick
Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent
Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions
I'm the arch-illager, thank you for coming down
Now make yourself comfortable, have a look around
I'm the arch-illager, catching you unaware
If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met
So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair
There now, what's the matter chuck? You look a little scared
I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya
That if you didn't give up then I'd have to confiscate your head
Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate
I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal
So my suggestion, should you wish to heed it
And I strongly advise that you do
Is to bugger off
No one will read this cus they already hear and they probably won't sing it
Ty for the lylics
POV: your trying to type a good comment so you looked up the lyrics
Thank you very much
That's one long reply 😕😕😕😕
0:24 "They were being a bunch of CUNsiderably rude neighbors"
You got to help me, I setup a counter since I discovered this song and with this time have listened to it 891 times…
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Love how u tell the story of the arch village. Dan bull is upgrarding each rap
True
Illager: doesn’t bow
Arch-Illager: b o n k
"go to not-bowing jail."
i like ya cut g
more like:
I LIKE YA BALD SPOT G
@@FinnIsSleepy 👏
that was no illager it was evoker
This is now his (the arch-illager) canon voice...change my mind
No
I want it to be
No
Boo
no. i wont
"I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal"
Damn that line was fire 🔥🔥🔥
This is the best, most addicting, rap song ever.
Yes
I'm the arch illager and I will pillage your villageuntil you giving someone you can't win it if you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass
Yep its addictive
Y E S
Faxs
I'm here before 10M+ views and this thing is as fire as it is then and now.
Same
S a m e
That's very optimistic lol
Same
Same
Eminem: I’m the best rapper
The arch Illager: hold my crown 2:23
Fr
0:43 favorite part 1
0:55 fav part 2
1:49 favorite part 3
2:33 favorite part 4
2:49 favorite part 5
edit: i've never got this many likes before, thanks
I'm the arch-illager now come on down! It's so 🔥🔥🔥
DOWN INTO MY DUNGEON HAVE A LOOK AROUND 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
У тебя небыло 6 лайков?
heros: oh crap we are not strong enough to fight this small boy.
steve: sign me up.
Oh hello me :) xD
Steve: yes it is me the almighty god the main character this little boy can’t beat me even with his army little boy your nothing without the orb of domestic so just give up while you still can because if you don’t then your gonna end up dead
Hemlo
@@chasethemaster3440 orb of domestic LMFAO
Herobrine: This peasant is no match for my god-like powers
"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving, nasty world that didn't want me."
Damn, what an opening line. I'm-a steal that for a thing I'm writing, whoop! **jumps out of window**
@@tuzki8631 more plz
@@tuzki8631 reminds me of 177013
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@@minadeganabdalle1737 ?????
I was born into a dirty and virus infected world with corona, they rejected disrespected scorned and shunned the rules of corona.
All I wanted was a clean and virus free world to be *ALIVE* but to put it bluntly they never listened and went out to get positive for corona and dies in less than 2 weeks.
So I gave up,
And moved to live at Mars.
1:21 the song was so fire that it burned his house down
Hhhhhvf
HAHAHA
nice *burn*
You've been roasted I get the joke
I get the joke I get it lol
3 years later, still hits hard
Wow the arch Illager is so strong he made the lyrics bow down lol
bruh...that ilager went and kicked everyones ass with his hot fire spitin
Good song
Oh my my there are far worse mobs in the game.
lol
Damn, this kid is just way too *power full*
Dude, that "I'M THE ARCH-ILLAGER!" was just neat.
This is your only reply
I CAN DO IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not anymore 😏😏😏
ThIrD
You made this, two months ago in December
I'm sorry typo I meant you made this comment 1 months ago
"I wasn't brave normally , but a strange force was calling me"- me going to kitchen at 3a.m
Edit: Thank you for the likes!
(Sometimes I steal chocolate in broad daylight with my dad in the next room and with no idea where my sis or mom r)
(When I have ( ) it means I’m out of character by the way)
3 am*
I went down at 3am(I was hungry 😋)
Exacly
"Im a small illager, the littlest around but now I've got a feeling im gonna be en-down"
I love this part❤
Isn´t it well-endowed?
Best of all the Mob raps, am I right
No, the Creeper rap is the best
it is
I like all mob raps but i like the enderman one the best
@@keketski5430 I enjoy pigman and enderman
@@LuaTech nice my other fave would be skeleton rap
I like how the "orb" of dominance is called "orb" of dominance even though it doesn't shape like an orb
It's an orb by Minecraft standards
@@doctornether2885 no it could be enderpearl shaped
For a block, not an Item
@@monke7919 yeah y nah they r kinda orb like
I feel like it would be funnier if it was actually a circle, which would be why it could control people
When everyone bully the quiet kid
But then he reach into his backpack and pull up the orb of dominance
:) you mean the cube of dominance
@@shadowcat9904 yes thx
wait its just an amethest block
@@MaplePuffin Always has been
gasp
0:55 is my fav part and a vid talking about what raps are the best arch liliger was on there and had this part
Honestly same, til' I found out what well-endowed meant after rewacthin/re-listenin' to it
I can’t stop listening to this
Same
M2
This is mine 100th time listening-
Hi
Me to
People who don’t know Minecraft: how is the light still lit in the rain?
Everyone else: MINECRAFT LOGIC
Read the official Minecraft Dungeons book.
Yeah
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@@LooneyNuke wowwww
Torches can still light up even when it’s raining
the "Orb" of dominance is a cube
whatever this is Minecraft.
I was thinking that
Everything in minecraft is cubes
@@quintinsockey7200 *cough* clock
@@quintinsockey7200 *cough* egg
@@thecpg980 *cough* ender pearl
Reminds me of the time I was the quiet kid. I still am...
"It was called the orb of dominance"
Meanwhile: *a big CUBE rotating on a pedestal*
Minecraft doesn’t do circles
I know but till they could at least trying
Yeah I feel like crystal of dominance would work better
@@fist-of-doom487 it do look st the shadow of dropped items
Ice 🍨🍦🍨🍦🍨🍦🍨 I love you see me ❤️ I love it has to be best for me and I will be saved 😊 I love you see you you see you tomorrow at home and I hope you have a great day
"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn't want me" i think i just made a new friend
Deja vu
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bixu army op
Na bro
Same ; - ; im lonley ; - ;
Well this feels like a final boss.
Is the Taco Bell rap your final boss, Daniel?
No the pizza hut rap is.
I work there... Pog
that's because the arch illager is.
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@@LooneyNuke im not gonna click it, but i believe that is a rick roll
I like how Dan created this song of Arch illager, so villainous! Thanks for creating this rap😁😁😁
lyrics
I was born
intro a cruel
and unforgiving
nasty world
that didn´t want me
they rejected
disrespected
scorned and shunned me
cold and hungry
all i wanted was some company
to be comfy
but to put it bluntly
they were being a bunch
of considerably rude neighbours
so i gave up
then i stumbled
on a bloody massive cave
look
the doorway yawned awake slowly
i wasn´t brave normally
but a strange force was calling me
and so with flawing torch in hand
i made my way forward
though those serrated corners
on the boulders made it awkward
i gazed on in awe
following a short reconnaissance
i saw what lay before me
it was called the orb of dominance
it held sway over my thoughts
i gained confidence
´til at once, the commoners
no longer had my tolerance
i´m a small illager
the littlest around
but now i´ve got a feeling
i´m going to be well-endowed
i am a small illager
my will, it stands proud
growing 'til i fit the throne
so hand me the crown
now bow down
show me the top of your head
hey
i said bow down
else i'll be dropping you head
i am the arch-illager
and i will pillage
your village
until you give in
so run
you can't win
if you stand in my path
you'll get trampled like grass
i see you haven't any heating
i can provide that
no need to thank me
here's a torch
completely free of charge
i'll leave your family tree scorched
slashed with lethal steel shards
oh, i see you're planning a resistence?
if you're going to lead the charge
be advised
objects in your rear view appear large
your mistake was thinking this a safe space
for your opinions
'till my minions chased you
straight away from my dominion
so make haste
spread my convenant
all across the kingdom
i;m your new government
coming for more than just your income
you can try assembling
a rebellion of adventures
it's never going bother me, my friend
so don't pretend it does
i'm the arch-illager
now come on down
down into my dungeon
have a look around
i am the arch-illager
living in a cave
and having a party
while keeping villagers enslaved
now come on down
down
come on
quicker
chop
chop chop
come on down
down some hard liquor
i am the arch-illager
handle my business
now everybody give a big hand
to ours visitors
look at you and your gang
you couldn't be more villainous
forcing my hand
you're going to be all prisoners
no forgiveness
i'm sending in my skeletons
in regiments
defending us
against your weapons
with a vengeance
repelling your torches
enemy forces
making me nauseous
better be cautious
or you'kk be left on the edge of a tall cliff
awkward
better restore quick
then come down into the dungeon
where the smell is rather pungent
can't tell if it's your bunions
or you've been cutting some onions
i'm the arch-illager
thank you for coming down
now make yourself comfortable
have a look around
i am the arch-illager
catching you unawares
if you come in unprepared
here's someone you haven't met
so glad you come down
down
summoned to my lair
there now
what's the matter, chuck?
you look a little scared
i am the arch-illager
and i warned you
that if you didn't give up
then i'd have to confiscate your head
If somebody says this is useless i'll confiscate their head
@@IanEatsDirtAndStuff XD thanks
So poor 7 likes
@@IanEatsDirtAndStuff god wants to know your location
Okie dokie
“Hey I said bow down!”
*smacks*
XD
b o n k
*Smacking intesifies*
@Angel Calzada yes
Shoosh! *smacks illager
1:49 replay this Satishfying
YES
2:43 IS cool too
r/boneappletea?
I ruined your 40 likes
Yup
I love the illager’s British accent 😂❤
"Look at you and your gang."
Me playing singleplayer: "No need to rub it in..." :'(
I don't even have any friends...on Minecraft
I know how ya feel m8.
Well join a realm
@@Cybop100 Realms cost money. Plus, on top of the money that realms cost, PlayStation Plus costs even more money, at $60 a year, which I just simply don't have.
❤️ I can’t stop listening to this song
Me too
Me too
Me too
Me too
Me too
"Orb of Dominance" ah yes I too know what a cube is.
LMAOOOO didn't catch that one good eye
Lol
Ha
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@@LooneyNuke jokes on you I got a non-skippable ad! >=D
Man made an entire rap on a single cutscene, the intro one at that.
"I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn't want me"
my new status
*EDGE LORDDD*
Bruh
@@TheNutsMan are they wrong though ?
@@cheesed-kun8445 not really. When you're into edgy emo e-girls you meet on discord, no one in this world is gonna want you.
I feel that I really do
This is proof that great rappers don’t need expletives. They just need a thesaurus.
When it comes to vocabulary and lyrical density, this guy on a level with Al Yankovic.
What,
i just like minecraft and childre-
@@youtubeaccount8074 Yes officer, this comment right here.
Well duh everyone needs a dinosaurus
YES!
"your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions"
-every karen on facebook
Lol
Omg im sorry please I didn't mean to look in your eyes
He’s an enderman
Grrr(enderman old friend separated from games)
How’s your boss, Enderman?
“I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn’t want me”
Aren’t we all?
0:19 some of the villagers are holding pitch fork(whatever it's name is) and they don't even fight back to any of their enemies they can't even try and fight a single zombie
Wait a second, WHAT
Its more for visual effect
2:22 damn bro those rhymes
Grr(True)
And fast
DO 2x
Mmm
Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous, better be cautious, or you’ll be left on the edge of a tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick
Imagine if the arch illager actually became a boss in minecraft
C O O L
System zee has already made it so
I have no choice but to stop what am I doing and bow down to him, and join the illagers' wrath
@@unknownpalooza8475 lol
Yes that was cool because he spawns Ilagger and than you can make a Emerald farm or he drops his magic wand
I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world
That didn't want me
They rejected, disrespected, scorned, and shunned me
Cold and hungry, all I wanted was some company
To be comfy, but to put it bluntly, they were being
A bunch of considerably rude neighbors, so I gave up
Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
The doorway yawned awake slowly, I wasn't brave normally
But a strange force was calling me
And so with a flaming torch in hand, I made my way forward
Though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward
I gazеd on in awe, following a short reconnaissance
I saw what lay bеfore me, it was called the Orb of Dominance
It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence
'til at once the commoners, no longer had my tolerance
[Chorus: Dan Bull]
I am a small illager, the littlest around
But now, I've got a feeling I'm going to be well-endowed
I am a small illager, my will, it stands proud
Growing 'til I fit the throne, so hand me the crown
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Now bow down, show me the top of your head
Hey, I said bow down! Else, I'll be dropping you dead!
I am the arch-illager, and I will pillage your village until you
Give in, so run you can't win if you stand in my path, you'll get trampled like grass
I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that
No need to thank me, here's a torch, completely free of charge!
I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards!
Oh, I see you're planning a resistance? If you're going to lead the charge, be advised, objects in your rear view appear large!
Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
'til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion!
So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom
I'm your new government, coming for more than just your income!
You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
It's never going to bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does
[Chorus: Dan Bull]
I'm the arch-illager
Now, come on down!
Down into my dungeon, have a look around!
I am the arch-illager
Living in a cave and having a party
While keeping villagers enslaved!
[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Now, come on down, down, come on, quicker, chop-chop!
Come on down, down some hard liquor!
I am the arch-illager, handle my business
Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors!
Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous!
Forcing my hand, you're going to be all prisoners!
No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons in regiments
Defending us against your weapons with a vengeance!
Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous!
Better be cautious or you'll be left on the edge of a tall cliff, awkward...
Better restore quick then come down into the dungeon
Where the smell is rather pungent
Can't tell if it's your bunions, or you've been cutting some onions
[Chorus: Dan Bull]
I'm the arch-illager
Thank you for coming down, now, make yourself comfortable
Have a look around!
I am the arch-illager
Catching you unawares, if you come in unprepared
Here's someone you haven't met!
[Verse 4: Dan Bull]
So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair
There now, what's the matter, Chuck?
You look a little scared!
I am the arch-illager and I warned you that if you didn't give up
Then, I'd have to confiscate your head!
Спасибо
the 100th wave in a raid be like 1:15
problem, u need 40mins or more to finde the last fricking guy and give up
Wat
That would be sick!
Yes
YES
I just love this arch-illager song
Same
Same
It’s accurate to literally the lives of every shy middle school kid
Ye
most underrated mob rap
Introducing the Arch Illager the most badass and small Illager around
“Your mistake was thinking this was a safe space for your opinion” basically 2020.
Russia be like,
China has joined the chat
If you disagree with politics
Yes
Twitter in a nutshell
I retract my previous statement. Forget the Iron Golem Rap. We need a Warden rap. I think it'd sound cool if it was similar to the Enderman rap given how creepy the Warden is supposed to be.
boss rap battle
@@nanuqo2006 Well, the Warden isn't a boss. It doesn't have a boss health bar, it doesn't drop anything worth while, and we aren't meant to kill it.
@@cooptionalxb1 Don't get pendantic over a minecraft rap video idea
why not both
That would be interesting
To give you credit this and every other rap youve ever done are the best thing ive heard ill rate this one a 10/10 every minecraft rap ive heard is stuck in my head thats how you know their good and also ive looped this 20 times over i like it so much also my fav part 00:43
0:31 me when im looking for food in the fridge at 3am
XD
"A strange force was calling me"
@@plushperson3087hunger was at 2 bars so we needed to that’s the strange force
1:46 this part gave me goosebumps. Chills literally went down my spine.
IM THE ARCH ILLAGER NOW COME AND DOWN thats my fav
Now the illager army is stronger than the United State’s Army
It's true
Ikr
Yup
George Washington be like: I am the president and I will behead the arch-illager .... we used tnt 🧨 to blow up the...
George Washington was slain by rocky
@@Santosnavarrete24 😂😂😂
We making out of the dungeon with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Go and watch the new snow golem rap NOW! ► ua-cam.com/video/cvplq7CNr-g/v-deo.html
snow golem..?
already did, and i just wanna say, WHAT DID HE DO NEXT PLEAS
i love that song its kinda sad but its cool
😡😟🎶😍🤨🥰😋😋🥰🤪😜😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞
iron golem
Army general: Fire at will
That One solider Named Will:
**Fear intensifies**
Okay what d0esbthis have to do with the video though?
@@pogs9765 nothing
But why...
Why would you "say" this?
Lol
Simply
Okay. I've been listening to this over and over again for the last few days. Darn you Dan for making another addicting song!
:)
“IM THE ARCH-ILLAGER NOW COME ON DOWN DOWN INTO MY DUNGEON HAVE A LOOK AROUND”🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oh you said a bunch of con...siderably? I must have a warped mind.
Why hello there
Omg his accent, he was gonna say cunt, that totally flew over my head.
Mlyhhfvi
same
where?
Imagine the quiet kid singing this song but with SLIGHTLY different lyrics
@Cyan Mini Crewmate softly: don't
Bingo! Another one for apocalypse
@@unfunni3 tell mini cyan to keep cursed comments outta this :/ (lol justakindin)
Where is your father little crewmate?
I wouldn’t be surprised
Lyrics
Verse 1
I was born
Into a cruel
And unforgiving and nasty world
That didnt want me
They rejected disrespected
Scorned and shunned me
Cold and hungry
All i wanted was
Company to be comfy
But to put it bluntly
They were being
A bunch of considerably rude neighbors
So i gave up
Then i stumbled on a bloody massive cave
Look
The doorway yawned awake slowley
I wasnt brave Normaly but a force was calling me
And so with flaming torch in hand i made my way forward though those serrated corners made it akward
I gazed on in awe
Following a shot reconnaissance
I saw what lay before me
It was called the orb of dominance
It held sway over my thoughts
I gained confidence
Till at once, the commoners no longer had my tolerance
Chorus
Im a small illager
The littlest around
But now i have a feeling
That im gonna be well endowed
Im a small illager my will it stands proud
Going til i fit the throne
So hand me the crown
(WIP)
👏👏👏
Amazing
AWESOME 👏👏👏
Thank you my friend for writing this
Now bow down
Show me the top of your head
Hey
I said bow down
Else I’ll be dropping you down dead
I am the arch-Illager and I will pillage your village
Until you give in
So run
You can’t will
If you stand in my path
You’ll get trampled like grass
I see you haven’t
Any heating
I can provide that
No need to thank me
Here’s a torch
Completely free of charge
I’ll leave your family tree scorched
a drop of intensity is enough to send goosebumps and this REALLY awesome
@DanBull.0 I mean I’ll take it lol
“What’s a matter chuck you look a little scared”
Me: yes yes i am
But Why Chuck?
U should because the orb of dominance can turn him to the ender heart
Just go creative:)
Ok but how did the arch illager know your name?
@@Pro_Player-ni1jo cause he is a buck!
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vhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggn
A Minecraft Dungeon rap has no right to be this good!
if only the Minecraft lore was this cool imo
It actually IS though, just MUCH more spread out and scarce
@Stal / ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ I hate to break it to you, but much more then 24 people are that dumb.
@Stal / ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ it was just a comment lol, i didnt mean to offend anyone
Least they’re giving us capes
@Stal / ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ i didnt say i hated the game, its literally my favorite game of all time and i understand this game wasnt intended for lore, i just thought it was a harmless comment, thats all lol
Why couldn’t the Minecraft movie have been animated like this
Pretty awesome rap not gonna lie
Dan bull with another masterpiece
have a nice day
Definitely!
This rap s awsome
No you
This is my favourite mob rap out of all the raps this guy has done
villagers: not watnting arch illager because he's different
arch illager: so you have chosen DEATH
I know you did the typo but that TNT there is so blowy
@@Elizerwizer what does Blowy mean?
@@inkedthedemon bruh blow you don't know what blow means?
Villagers: [having an obvious distrust of all illager-kind]
Illagers: [reject Archie for reasons]
Orb of Dominance: Fine, I'll do it myself.
Later...
Arch Illager: [fails]
Orb of Dominance: Fine, I'll do it mySELF!
this is AWESOME🔥🔥🔥🔥
listening on repeat
1:00 I thought he said "My willy stands proud."
XD
It's the best I heard 🤣🤣🤣
Did u mean 1:01
Will I can see how they messed that up to sound like Willy
Honestly the arch illager is so cute I would not ever reject him poor little thing :(
So I can say something that that is weird
@@InsiDarksJogos Well why would it ? :0
Well what you said sounds weird but the music is awesome
@@InsiDarksJogos I'm just saying that villagers were kinda dumb to be mean to him, and I find his desing cute, but not in a flirty way if that's what you were thinking ?
But I'm glad we're agreeing that the music is fire lol
I guess that you like the ending of dungeons then.
Arch illager:bow down!
Villager?:ok
Evoker:hoo
Arch illager: i say bow down!
Evoker: po
ikr the evoker is acting like he is better than the other illagers
0:36 THE FACE IS SO CUTE I CANT❤❤❤❤❤
quiet kid: *is bullied*
quiet kid:
Nobel for u
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@@LooneyNuke i memorized the link already. can't fool me
@@LooneyNuke I have memorized that link
@@LooneyNuke I know what that link is but il still click it so