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  • @inermissart6674
    @inermissart6674 3 роки тому +1667

    I like how casually you say that Garry is a 4th dimension alien or whatever like "yh it's the four one this week"

    • @douglasjr.mclaggen1781
      @douglasjr.mclaggen1781 3 роки тому +20

      In the late episode, Gary had got a new product from Spongebob. He can imagine and think like a person. But it stills does not really seem to be a god alien or something.

    • @willeanalien31
      @willeanalien31 3 роки тому +18

      I mean that sounds like a pretty weak week for him

    • @litorres4125
      @litorres4125 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah basically

    • @jaystar4968
      @jaystar4968 3 роки тому +4

      I mean we did see the videos and theories with him so yeah :>

    • @kateymclatey1891
      @kateymclatey1891 3 роки тому +2

      Are we even surprised

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 3 роки тому +1334

    I wonder if Patchy the Pirate, The Flying Dutchman and Burger Beard are related somehow

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 роки тому +32

      Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun yeah I wonder about that

    • @synchrolord
      @synchrolord 3 роки тому +11

      So your here to MATE your sub list is letterly just mine

    • @spyro2002
      @spyro2002 3 роки тому +55

      Burgerbeard literally becomes the pirate in the intro at the end of the movie which raises a lot of questions

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 роки тому +11

      Yes😈 theory about them next

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 роки тому +6

      synchro lord too😅

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 3 роки тому +725

    3:42 wait the Atlantians have an exposed brain under some kind of transparent dome. What if the Dutchman wasnt spooked by spongebob having shaved his head, but instead the Dutchman thought he was an Atlantian?

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer 3 роки тому +363

      That is EXACTLY what I thought when editing this. It’s why I said I’m making a follow up

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 роки тому +40

      The Theorizer so are you going to do a video on Atlantis in Spongebob ?

    • @lunakingsley.7247
      @lunakingsley.7247 3 роки тому +36

      @@TheTheorizer I wonder about Mindy and Trident, oh and everyone that Dennis has worked for. I wouldn't be surprised if bubbles has hired him for something.

    • @gabedrewery6394
      @gabedrewery6394 3 роки тому +5

      Good point.

    • @sherlockholmes276
      @sherlockholmes276 3 роки тому +12

      @@gabedrewery6394 When I read 'Bubbles' I thought about Trailer Park Boys.

  • @Sofka450
    @Sofka450 3 роки тому +1084

    I love how we are collectively casually insane at this chanell

    • @tinycomedian
      @tinycomedian 3 роки тому +34

      I finally fit in somewhere

    • @spyro2002
      @spyro2002 3 роки тому +14

      That's what I'm here for

    • @singleplayermoments
      @singleplayermoments 3 роки тому +10

      I started watching The Theoriser again recently. I’m not sure if I should be happy about that or not.

    • @ghostgamingxd7881
      @ghostgamingxd7881 3 роки тому +5

      We weren’t born to fit In bro 🤟🏻

    • @yanethgomez9390
      @yanethgomez9390 3 роки тому +2

      true

  • @GodShadowdeath
    @GodShadowdeath 3 роки тому +579

    You forgot the flying dutchman crossed over with danny phantom and tried to use the ghost zone portal to revive himself as a full god

    • @Crusader-ki2rg
      @Crusader-ki2rg 3 роки тому +30

      Proof? Evidence? Source?

    • @GodShadowdeath
      @GodShadowdeath 3 роки тому +75

      @@Crusader-ki2rg one of them nicktoons games

    • @wetzel4806
      @wetzel4806 3 роки тому +80

      That low-key sounds like a dope crossover, or at least a fun way to merge show mechanics.

    • @grasssanta5936
      @grasssanta5936 3 роки тому +26

      God Shadowdeath I know the NickToons Unite! game that he was in but I didn’t see anything about him trying to revive himself as full God, in the game all you do is help him find his crew mates but if I’m referring to the wrong game could you perhaps give me the name or provide a link?

    • @dandeodelacruz3771
      @dandeodelacruz3771 3 роки тому +8

      He WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SweetGayRainbows
    @SweetGayRainbows 3 роки тому +269

    I like how no one's talking about 17:01 "Until next Theorizer, I'm the time"

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +471

    A soul for 62 cents is a pretty good deal

    • @modmaker7617
      @modmaker7617 3 роки тому +30

      Well all your citizens probably give you billions of North Korean Wons or they don't even have money because "pseudo-Communism" (True Commonism is died because it only existed in Carl Marx's mind and everyone after him are failed imitators).

    • @tommy-xc3jv
      @tommy-xc3jv 3 роки тому +23

      Congrats, Mod Maker you roasted the dictator

    • @modmaker7617
      @modmaker7617 3 роки тому +5

      @He ro
      I live in Europe which is far away from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Kim doesn't know my location.

    • @ThunderClark
      @ThunderClark 3 роки тому +10

      @@modmaker7617 now he does

    • @modmaker7617
      @modmaker7617 3 роки тому +4

      @@ThunderClark
      No the exact location. Smart ASS!

  • @driveasandwich6734
    @driveasandwich6734 3 роки тому +182

    I wonder what Mr. Krabs could have possibly done to get him to almost go to the deepest depths of the Underworld, and if it has something to do with both chum (which was part of the original Krabby Patty) and usually fake crab meat (which was part of the formula for the KP that was/is in Nickelodeon's website) containing fish parts.

    • @holyone1542
      @holyone1542 3 роки тому +17

      maybe it's cause he cheated davy jones out of his soul, so when he died davy tried to cheat the other beings

    • @josephedmond3723
      @josephedmond3723 3 роки тому +21

      It's because of the war. I don't blame him, he had to do unspeakable things just to survive

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 3 роки тому +7

      What if he gets the fish parts from Patrick? Patrick does have a murder license after all.

  • @themysteriousnobody7037
    @themysteriousnobody7037 3 роки тому +161

    "Until next Theorizer, I'm the time."
    - The Theorizer, 2020
    This is wonderful

    • @juliano5662
      @juliano5662 3 роки тому +8

      He is losing his mind 😂

    • @TheWandererOfDreams
      @TheWandererOfDreams Рік тому +1

      ​@@inputnutria2026 until next Theorizer....until the next one........

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 3 роки тому +171

    The Perfume Department is the Macy's in the Burbank Town Center Mall in Burbank, California. It's just down the street from the Nickelodeon Studio.
    I remember walking that very store when they were recording that B-Roll footage.

    • @zaxfilms9427
      @zaxfilms9427 3 роки тому +10

      That’s amazing. Did they have a large camera crew?

    • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
      @moarmosspatoproductions1475 2 роки тому +1

      The Flying Dutchman can just go shopping since he has a Macy's on his ship

  • @derschauspielerdenichengag9836
    @derschauspielerdenichengag9836 3 роки тому +31

    I think the fact that the flying dutchman Has a ship and clearly Shows some Kind of connection between souls and money suggests that He is Charon, the greek god who carries the souls of the dead across the river styx in exchange for gold

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 3 роки тому +72

    Selling a Soul for 62 cents.
    Mr. Krabs is more evil than The Flying Dutchman

  • @pinkleafsheep
    @pinkleafsheep 3 роки тому +240

    Wait. The flying Dutchman died 5000 years ago. But the photo of his body is in colour, and shows him in a modern store, completely unrotted. So. Spongebob takes place 5000 years into the future?

    • @noahw3309
      @noahw3309 3 роки тому +12

      Or maybe the comic in universe is more legend than auto biographical
      Edit spelling

    • @navinthehouse4710
      @navinthehouse4710 3 роки тому +9

      Would make sense as he said his last blind date was 400 years ago

    • @lakers4life71
      @lakers4life71 3 роки тому +3

      Well bikini Bottom was the second experiment with Atlantis being the first. I say that civilization’s advancement would take 5 thousand years worth. Bikini bottom would start after their quarantine, so the time adds up.

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 3 роки тому +2

      Probably painted

    • @rajkaur9348
      @rajkaur9348 3 роки тому

      Nah I think it takes place in the same place but The Flying Dutchman was just around longer

  • @anniedominguez5160
    @anniedominguez5160 3 роки тому +275

    Why would he send them to Davy Jones locker if they’re already underwater

    • @ext3rmen8er
      @ext3rmen8er 3 роки тому +24

      Annie Dominguez It’s probably even worse there.

    • @Finn_7117
      @Finn_7117 3 роки тому +26

      Davy Jones’ locker is fish hell

    • @jamiegreenberg8476
      @jamiegreenberg8476 3 роки тому +7

      maybe its like air lol

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 роки тому +5

      Ry Mo pretty much

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 3 роки тому +29

      I mean, do YOU want to be locked up in a locker full of worn gym socks? I think not.

  • @hardidis
    @hardidis 3 роки тому +45

    12:11 they really put a hanging body in the show. I know it’s from a hook it’s just the thought they put that in there is a bit funny

  • @acorgiwithacrown467
    @acorgiwithacrown467 3 роки тому +28

    "Sells spongebobs soul for 62 cents" My god the writing for this show was brilliant.

  • @kelseypurdy8349
    @kelseypurdy8349 3 роки тому +23

    I've been wondering about Squilliam Fancypants for some reason. He's only been in a few episodes, but in all of them he's only there to belittle Squidward in some way. This guy is supposed to be rich and famous, but he would take the time and effort to put down someone who he claims is inferior? Why?
    Also, has anyone noticed that Squidward's music playing was VASTLY different in the end of the Bubble Stand episode? How, normally, he's horrible; but it was just... so much... better (for lack of better words) before his giant bubble popped and caused his house to fall? Why? HOW? If his music is CAPABLE of being better than "nails on chalkboard" bad, why doesn't he play better ALL THE TIME? Is it because he's normally in a negative mood? I heard his mood is connected to his music, so... could that be it?
    Could Squilliam be JEALOUS of Squidward's music when the guy is happy? Is that why, whenever he showed up, it was to try to make Squidward feel bad? So Squidward couldn't play at his best? If, for whatever reason, I ended up rich and famous, I wouldn't waste time going around and making people I knew feel bad.
    ... just an idea that's been bugging me for a bit. If you want to try it out though, thanks ahead of time.

  • @ericcasper9637
    @ericcasper9637 3 роки тому +120

    I've heard that the Shanghaied episode was originally a special where Patchy the Pirate hosted a contest on how that episode would end based on who got the last wish, based on fan votes. SpongeBob obviously was the winner. How Patrick and Squidward's endings ended had the trio getting eaten by the Dutchman, due to Patrick wishing for gum or Squidward wished he, SpongeBob and Patrick never met. The special was later turned into an 11 minute episode an the original special was never aired again. But it does appear on the first 100 episodes DVD box set.
    Anyways, good luck with the Penguins of Madagascar analysis, make sure you can watch every episode because if your using Hulu last I checked not every episode was on it, so make sure you check the list of episodes to keep track.

    • @ericcasper9637
      @ericcasper9637 3 роки тому +5

      I forgot, that special episode was called "You Wish"

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 роки тому +3

      AH! That’s the episode name with my favourite moment 🤣

    • @noahw3309
      @noahw3309 3 роки тому +2

      On the sea stories DVD they had the episode on the special features with the spongebob ending the Squidward ending and the Patrick ending

  • @MiloMurphysLaw
    @MiloMurphysLaw 3 роки тому +74

    I mean, it seems like he’s just a ghost, so idk how the whole mermaid/Roman god thing fits in but…

    • @themostop6142
      @themostop6142 3 роки тому +23

      he seems different and more powerful than other ghosts in the show

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 3 роки тому +2

      Luke Sullivan true

  • @bigjayiv
    @bigjayiv 3 роки тому +16

    It's awesome how in every video you somehow use a manner which is simultaneously sarcastic but serious and keeps me wondering how literal you're being about this, it's really entertaining.

  • @moosymoose3201
    @moosymoose3201 3 роки тому +27

    The Flying Dutchman is either a god, fallen or regular or he’s a djinn. A djinn is pretty much just a more powerful genie and like to twist wishes

    • @quinnmallory9025
      @quinnmallory9025 2 роки тому +2

      jinn is the same as genie actually. genie is the english word for it. the west just make it all farytail like n not so spooky

  • @San-li9ml
    @San-li9ml 3 роки тому +20

    I kinda now want a theory on how spongebob is secretly a rich important person, the amount of money spongebob has is a little too much for a minimum wage worker.

    • @luctube6591
      @luctube6591 3 місяці тому +1

      Especially since he works for mr krabs

  • @oraclesfragment6242
    @oraclesfragment6242 3 роки тому +88

    I do have a problem with this, oddly enough we never hear anything about the flying Dutchman being a god while Neptune is technically just poseidon with a different coat of paint. But I don't think the flying Dutchman is Pluto himself but is instead Charon who brings the souls of those who passed away to the underworld. And there is more grounding in this then that he's Neptune's oldest brother, oddly enough I don't recall the two ever even calling each other out for being related the two don't even acknowledge one another. I also find it strange that a ghost like the flying Dutchman would gain god like powers after his death supposedly thousands of years ago, Charon would be a better pick for the Dutchman's true form than as the Roman god of the underworld.

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 3 роки тому +7

      Pluto is Neptune's oldest brother. Jupiter's the youngest of the five original whatever the Roman equivalent of the Olympians is.

    • @cameronhodgetts920
      @cameronhodgetts920 3 роки тому +2

      @@Retro_Red six originals

    • @cameronhodgetts920
      @cameronhodgetts920 3 роки тому +2

      That also fits in with the mythos of the Flying Dutchman ship, particularly in Pirates of the Caribbean. The cursed ship that carries the duty of ferrying dead souls to Davy Jones' Locker forever

    • @LOLomat45
      @LOLomat45 3 роки тому

      I would quite make sense beavuse from my imoression, Davy Jones might be either Thanatos, Death himself or the Personalizationof Tartaros, which would mean they are in a lesser hierarchical level but Davy Jones seems to be in a higher position than the Dutchman

  • @laurasohn8332
    @laurasohn8332 3 роки тому +41

    RIP Davy Jones. The Monkees were great

    • @CeasersGhost
      @CeasersGhost 3 роки тому +6

      Reading this with no context 5 seconds into the video was lowkey kind of confusing

  • @shadowgamer4306
    @shadowgamer4306 3 роки тому +54

    This is an amazing video. Can you make theory about Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated? That would be amazing as that show has many secret mysteries and stories.

    • @crg2433
      @crg2433 3 роки тому +1

      That would be cool

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +57

    The best treasure a pirate can give you: *Plastic*

    • @a_person8084
      @a_person8084 3 роки тому +1

      Avery the Cuban-American citsalp

  • @crittersconsidered4763
    @crittersconsidered4763 3 роки тому +56

    I love how this show is like twenty years old and we're still speculating. What a work of art you know?

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 роки тому +4

      21 now well for this year anywhere 🙂

  • @celestialweaver8460
    @celestialweaver8460 3 роки тому +15

    "Until the next theorizer, I'm the time" is the best phrase I've ever heard really matches the type of theories you make cx

  • @drswag0076
    @drswag0076 3 роки тому +40

    i never thought the Dutchman had any skeletons in his closet, well besides Davy Jones. no wait, he's in a locker, my bad.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 3 роки тому +8

    Suddenly the "when worlds collide" song Parchy sings seems so much deeper.
    .
    When worlds collide...
    You can run...
    (Cavey) ...But no can hide!
    (Robot) When worlds collide
    You'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died
    When worlds collide
    Hold my hand and I'll be your guide
    When worlds collide
    Buckle... buckle...
    Buckle up for the sweetest ride
    And prepare to have your mind blown wide
    When worlds collide
    (Cavey) When worlds collide it's a curious thing
    Bet you've never heard a robot and a caveman sing
    In his metal chest are some working parts
    How is that different from by beating heart?
    (Robot) I'm from the furture...
    (Cavey) ...And I'm from the past
    (Robot) But that doesn't mean this friendship wasn't built to last
    (Cavey) He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave
    So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!
    (Robot) You... you... you can run...
    (Cavey) But no can hide!
    (Robot) When... when worlds collide
    When... when worlds collide

  • @Alecoes1
    @Alecoes1 3 роки тому +4

    3:33 Anyone else realize Squidward only has 2 legs here?

  • @markmolino6091
    @markmolino6091 3 роки тому +15

    I'm calling it now Davy Jones is ghost of Captain Crunch.

  • @trickshot646
    @trickshot646 3 роки тому +3

    I just realized, the "cyclops" from the spongebob movie has a strange, green glow emanating from the lens of it's helmet, and we never see a air tube running into it's helmet, this could mean the "cyclops" could be haunted and/or undead. Or perhaps he could be the dutchman himself, after all, the dutchman does seem to take the form of long dead seafarers, the "cyclops" likes to torment sea life and we know the dutchman does have the ability to transverse into the live action world, case and point the perfume department.
    On that note, perhaps Davy Jones isn't the dutchman himself, but a conduit for possession for the malevolent spirit of the dutchman.

  • @dankitylols3915
    @dankitylols3915 3 роки тому +85

    When The theorizer uploads:
    The return of the king.

  • @derrickw3081
    @derrickw3081 2 роки тому +3

    Love how dark SpongeBob is compared to what I remember it being, it’s pretty much a Lovecraft novel animated

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 3 роки тому +11

    “Until next Theorizer I’m the time”.
    Oh boy, he’s losing it.

  • @nmv283
    @nmv283 2 роки тому +2

    I think that Davy Jones resembles Plotu more, as the "lord" of hell (Davy Jones's locker), and the Flying Dutchman is more akin to Thanatos, Pluto's servant, because Pluto wasn't the one who reaped mortal souls of dying people, Thanatos was.

    • @cecilia4947
      @cecilia4947 2 роки тому

      in an episode it's Davy Jones, the real Davy Jones from the Monkees

  • @gunboymaximum3207
    @gunboymaximum3207 3 роки тому +10

    Could the next spongebob dissection video be about Mermaid man, he goes crazy over EEEEEEEVILL, and forgets about stuff.

  • @danzgalliwag
    @danzgalliwag 3 роки тому +5

    Yesterday the Spongebob Instagram account posted a "Bikini Bottom Mysteries" video covering the Flying Dutchman. It may just be a short bonus video made for casual Instagram viewers, but we all know how far the Theorizer is willing to go for a good theory. I hope this is useful!

  • @jakethedragonymaster1235
    @jakethedragonymaster1235 3 роки тому +44

    Hey Theorizer, I have an idea for a theory.
    Although the Pixar theory is debatable true, Ratatouille and The Incredibles canonically take place in the Same universe, as Bomb Voyage is in a newspaper and seen performing
    Could the thumb guy or the other murderer chefs perhaps be supers? Food for thought (pun semi-intended)
    Can people like this comment so he can see? I don't really care about the publicity but I DO want him to entertain this idea. This was copy pasted from the Total Drama video so if you saw this already thank you

    • @imparanoiiid
      @imparanoiiid 3 роки тому +1

      Mmmmm
      Why would they be supers

    • @jakethedragonymaster1235
      @jakethedragonymaster1235 3 роки тому +2

      @@imparanoiiid just throwing ideas to the wall, but idk if murdering someone with a thumb is supernatural or the French are just like that.
      As for the others, the one obsessed with using a lighter could have fire powers but has gotten used to hiding in public, which is why he always has a lighter, as a prop excuse

  • @erikconfirmed1865
    @erikconfirmed1865 3 роки тому +18

    Can we talk more about the Parfum Store? This was one the funniest moments of my childhood

  • @beefymcskillet5601
    @beefymcskillet5601 3 роки тому +2

    Spongebob isn’t just based in Roman mythology. King Neptune and Poseidon both appear as separate characters.

  • @LilBrainDead
    @LilBrainDead 3 роки тому +9

    Is there a theory on the episode where Neptune's moon and sun come out and transform them into real fish?

    • @IJC039
      @IJC039 3 роки тому

      There’s one called the evolution theory it’s by a different person and it’s not specifically about that episode. It’s not really about the moon or sun though it’s more about the fish de-evolving

  • @tbjoshua8941
    @tbjoshua8941 3 роки тому +15

    When you did the gary theory before the into how could you say that he create life 🤔

  • @ShankiaMrsRidiculous
    @ShankiaMrsRidiculous 3 роки тому +4

    The insanity, I live for It. It's so exhilarating. *Super villain laugh*

  • @matthewkern3827
    @matthewkern3827 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly man, your dialogue is getting to be pretty damn funny lol. That ending had me dying 😂

  • @4u1004me
    @4u1004me 3 роки тому +2

    “So Gary the snail is a 4th dimensional alien God”
    I mean, I saw the video and I agree, but that still cracks me up for some reason.

  • @numburger
    @numburger 2 роки тому +1

    You can tell this was made during The Theorizer's Mort era. It has that destinct style of writing and analysis as Mort part 1-6.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer 2 роки тому +1

      The Mort videos followed the same structure as a number of other videos too

  • @SweatySockGaming
    @SweatySockGaming 3 роки тому +1

    8:15 “Krabs implies he sold his soul to other entities before” can be used towards the television theory, since it can imply that krabs sold his soul to the film cast, since he has a room above the krusty krab that monitors everyones house and when the boom and camera mine were there, they fled

  • @tallybone
    @tallybone 3 роки тому +1

    Wow I didnt realize that the show spongebob is much much more complex and dark that the first impression everyone gets

  • @yourtrollolol
    @yourtrollolol 2 роки тому +2

    You didn't mention that in the episode where the Dutchman grants wishes, he actually interacts with our dimension where people from our dimension vote on the outcome of the episode.

    • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
      @moarmosspatoproductions1475 2 роки тому +1

      All of the endings never helped them. At least they never got eaten in one of the endings.

  • @gearedge
    @gearedge 3 роки тому +3

    when I was young it took me a long time to recognize the dutch part of the flying dutchman name
    in context I am dutch and here he was named vliegende Hollander
    worst I knew already knew the word Hollander at that time I just couldn't link it

  • @keltickit2139
    @keltickit2139 3 роки тому

    I love your videos. I never would think to dissect my childhood shows and movies like you do and I thank you 😊 please don't stop

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 3 роки тому +1

    Pretty interesting! Thanks for uploading!

  • @kylemassey8590
    @kylemassey8590 3 роки тому +2

    I’m delivering food right now and I’m gonna crash if I try to understand what he’s saying

  • @trixxartarchive7705
    @trixxartarchive7705 3 роки тому +21

    Could he be related to the pirates who raised Mr. Crabs.

  • @CiroqLee
    @CiroqLee 3 роки тому +2

    This is the guy who creates the lore to every single game you’ve ever played

  • @violetjohann6971
    @violetjohann6971 3 роки тому +1

    Yay! You're still doing Spongebob theories! Love your intro.

  • @tiarahatchett9192
    @tiarahatchett9192 Рік тому +1

    I always thought the "the robots are taking over the world.. our world" line was hilarious just because mini me was like robots can't go in water that's why they're scared now XD

  • @SR-fq2jz
    @SR-fq2jz 3 роки тому

    I’m watching way too many theories and I LOVE IT!

  • @meanseasponge2822
    @meanseasponge2822 3 роки тому +1

    You are my literal favorite UA-camr

  • @jackdamacc3521
    @jackdamacc3521 3 роки тому

    It's not boring yo its really interesting to hear yo theories

  • @beacool3538
    @beacool3538 3 роки тому

    You my good sir are the definition of an over thinker but I’ve watched many of your videos, it’s good background noise, even if a bit ... out there.
    Love it tho keep up the good work mr. Theorizer!

  • @theflyingdutchman1940
    @theflyingdutchman1940 3 роки тому +1

    It is October, I am dressed up as the Flying Dutchman in 2020 for cosplaying and entertainment.

  • @kingofflames738
    @kingofflames738 3 роки тому +1

    How about an episode on how Plankton was able to *split an atom with his bare hands and surviving a nuclear blast*

  • @robertemerson1087
    @robertemerson1087 3 роки тому +1

    *Puts soul on table*
    Gamestop employee: *_Best I can give you is 62 cents._*

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 3 роки тому

    Never leave UA-cam. Love your work.

  • @jonfero8072
    @jonfero8072 2 роки тому +1

    “Patrick to interchangeable to be self tormented ends up tormenting the system itself” 💀💀💀

  • @synchrolord
    @synchrolord 3 роки тому +1

    Man you really should have 1mill already like wow, things like your theory movies,(Coralie is my favorite) should have a lot more people waching , you really have a way of keeping us waching

  • @eenayeah
    @eenayeah 3 роки тому

    I subscribed within the first 5 seconds. This is amazing lmao

  • @cellblocknine5385
    @cellblocknine5385 3 роки тому +1

    I always wanted to have a real life pirate ship. Or just any old school wooden sail ship. I think they look so kool.

  • @Red_Skies
    @Red_Skies 3 роки тому

    Love your videos so much!

  • @powercrash7411
    @powercrash7411 3 роки тому

    I feel like listening to you when game theory isnt crazy enough. you balance my theorizing brain i have to say thanks for makin me smile.

  • @analauragaleazzi9605
    @analauragaleazzi9605 3 роки тому

    I absolutely LOVE OUAT and your videos about it are the best thing ever!! Do you plan on doing more videos about it? I would love if you did 😁

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 роки тому

    This is insane and I love it

  • @bluerouter4182
    @bluerouter4182 3 роки тому

    I like how he came to a random conclusion then worked on it from there forward instead of explaining how it's possible

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 3 роки тому +1

    This high as fuck series inspired me to do cosmic horror.

  • @elizabethbentley2582
    @elizabethbentley2582 3 роки тому +1

    I think the flying dutchman is a real ghost (in the shows actual universe) the idea with legendary powerful ghosts or spirits etc is that the more people pay attention to them and fear them the more powerful they get until they turn into something as real and powerful as Freddie Krueger. This is proven by the flying Dutchman becoming powerless after people stopped being afraid of him. But I think the TV show theory works with this character.... the humans filming bikini bottom are witnessing this ghost... feeding the spirit even more whenever he's the center of an episode but the same viewers grow to like him instead of fear him... causing some big fluctuations in how scary or powerful he actually is.

  • @astridshadowkitty5677
    @astridshadowkitty5677 3 роки тому

    O_O bruhhhhh this show got soooo much darker with that theory. I can’t wait to hear your future theories.

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 3 роки тому

    The 9:19 sentence, "Davy Jones is 3-dimensional in his base form" got me LOL

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer 3 роки тому +1

      I've stopped being able to realize when I say something absurd at this point

  • @jayuishere2
    @jayuishere2 3 роки тому +2

    Loving This Dark Theories 😍

  • @clairegolder3683
    @clairegolder3683 3 роки тому +1

    According to maritime superstitions, The Flying Dutchman was a cursed ghost ship said to portend doom to all who saw it. The most common legend goes that the captain of the Dutch ship, his name varies but the most common is William Van der Decken, was sailing around The Cape of Good Hope, one of the most dangerous capes/shipping routes on the ocean. When a storm comes, he refuses the begging of his crew to turn back to stop, and locks them all below deck so that he can keep going. This selfish decision resulted in the death of himself, and the entire crew, and he was cursed to forever sail the seas alone. Though some versions include him having a crew. The name Davy Jones’ Locker is believed by some to be a reference to the Biblical Jonah, with the whale, and would be a sailor’s afterlife, limbo, or hell. It all depends on the version of the legend. Though, with the multiple version of Davy Jones and Neptune, perhaps they are all one and the same type of being, but have the power to appear in different forms.

  • @doctorplagus7138
    @doctorplagus7138 2 роки тому +1

    Here's a wrinkle, in actual maritime lore, the Flying Dutchman is the SHIP not the master (Captain) of the vessel. The ship grabs a crew and makes it part of it permanently. (I work in maritime and this tale is pretty universal with sailors across the world in some form) What if the Dutchman is a personification of the ship? It takes a different soul when it no longer wants the current captain and sees a new one it wants. The soul takes the memories of the vessel which would bungle its own memories. This would explain a lot of which follows. And why the other ghost crew looked different, they weren't part of the vessel, they were just haunting a vessel. Think of the SpongeBob Flying Dutchman Ghost like the characters in Arpeggio of Blue Steel anime.

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 3 роки тому

    I truly love these Spongebob theories, but I find more and more often ending the video with the sound of bees buzzing in my head as I try to process what I’ve just witnessed 😂

  • @car977v5
    @car977v5 3 роки тому +3

    if he hasn't tied his shoes in 5000 years then he has velcro

  • @ripussr1766
    @ripussr1766 3 роки тому

    The ad I got mentioned "a veteran who honorably served" I know the flying dutchman was a pirate but I was looking at him as the ad said that and I can't accept anything else now. He was a veteran who went crazy stole a ship and became a pirate.

  • @Applepoisoneer
    @Applepoisoneer 3 роки тому +1

    I think a lot of the numbers the Flying Dutchman throws out are hyperbolic.

  • @mastedmarinette1083
    @mastedmarinette1083 3 роки тому +2

    This dude made SpongeBob a kid show creeepy

  • @chrisdonnelly1479
    @chrisdonnelly1479 3 роки тому

    Great video! I hope you make to 1 Million subs!

  • @GAMERxCOWBOY
    @GAMERxCOWBOY 3 роки тому

    Great video. I like the personality you put into it. Ex: when you say "so" you say "sssooooo" good stuff

  • @DarkRitualBear
    @DarkRitualBear 3 роки тому

    Just FYI this video isn't in the Spongebob theories playlist ^_^, great stuff keep up the good work!

  • @laurasnavely447
    @laurasnavely447 3 роки тому +5

    "Morte"
    found this word k it means death in Italian sounds like a name of a certaint lemur right theorizer

  • @ciprianpaul99
    @ciprianpaul99 3 роки тому

    Love you'r videos ❤️

  • @tayamurray2630
    @tayamurray2630 3 роки тому +1

    "The Leeda Leeda Leeda Lee episode" you said 😂🤣

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 роки тому +1

    Wait... If the Dutchman is actually Pluto/Hades, then do we ever see Persephone, or whoever her counterpart is in Roman mythology?

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 3 роки тому +2

    Oh my god, you said the line🤣 I need to remember the actual title now

  • @The_Lord_of_Cryptids
    @The_Lord_of_Cryptids 3 роки тому +1

    One issue with the god idea is that neither Hades nor Pluto are evil which the Flying Dutchman is.

  • @srstriker6420
    @srstriker6420 3 роки тому +14

    Have you watched Rocko’s Modern life or Camp Lazlo?

    • @thesweatybot0829
      @thesweatybot0829 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah why?

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 роки тому

      SUS_sweaty_bot08 just because there might be theories on them

    • @thesweatybot0829
      @thesweatybot0829 3 роки тому

      @@srstriker6420 ohhhhhhhhhh ok

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 роки тому

      SUS_sweaty_bot08 yes what were you expecting?

    • @thesweatybot0829
      @thesweatybot0829 3 роки тому

      @@srstriker6420 well you didnt say anything to who it was for so I thought it was just a random question.

  • @thekrakenexperiment280
    @thekrakenexperiment280 3 роки тому

    When I saw the thumbnail, I immediately got excited because I knew he would have to explain how singer Davy Jones fits in the Spongebob deity hierarchy.

  • @thephoenixking1086
    @thephoenixking1086 3 роки тому +1

    Would have been cool if they used the same Davy Jones as the one in Pirates of the Caribbean just to add to it.
    You should compare the two, see what matches etc. To dissect the one seen in Spongebob.