Roblox Trenches: The Roblox WW1 Experience

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  • @TankFish69
    @TankFish69  3 роки тому +5906

    Subscribe, like and comment E for the vaterland and youtube algorithm pls I need help :(

  • @bereczkiferi8904
    @bereczkiferi8904 3 роки тому +4693

    "You call it war crimes, I call it an epic gamer move."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Shalashaskca
      @Shalashaskca 3 роки тому +86

      "I never said this fuc*ing quote"
      -Sun Tzu(never said this too)

    • @bereczkiferi8904
      @bereczkiferi8904 3 роки тому +41

      @@Shalashaskca
      "Bish wanna fight?"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @mykalahborromeo2891
      @mykalahborromeo2891 3 роки тому +12

      @@SchizoidCajetanian Call help with other nations again bish - Emperor Hirohito

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 3 роки тому +10

      @@mykalahborromeo2891 "lemme just order the fucking battalion some leaded pizza"
      -Iwane Matsui

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 3 роки тому +1

      You don't need to play roblox to see this, 8 billion people are already playing the game known as life. You can't experience it in 5 quintirllion bits on roblox, but in life you can.

  • @Nathanel-md6uc
    @Nathanel-md6uc 3 роки тому +14362

    Fun fact: when the Germans first saw the tank, they were so scared that 400 men literally surrendered to two immobilized tanks

  • @gwoahw
    @gwoahw 3 роки тому +3192

    Everyone: Charging with their lives in the line.
    Meanwhile Tank: playing the harmonica with his life on the line

  • @The_ISD_Guy
    @The_ISD_Guy 8 місяців тому +141

    also, this video is fully historically accurate. There was a german elite fighting force in the battle of the Kaserlacht fields where they were called stormtroopers. these guys were using a lightning fast attack pace, a shock troop attack. This is the earliest form of modern blitzkrieg we know of.

  • @itzkevinbois5703
    @itzkevinbois5703 3 роки тому +4565

    The fact that he actually uses accurate and effective war tactics that actually work most of the time, it’s both impressive and terrifying

    • @paulchin2241
      @paulchin2241 3 роки тому +296

      I wonder how muchattention he pays in history class

    • @ajoe.8461
      @ajoe.8461 3 роки тому +400

      @@paulchin2241 too much, he probably threatens the teacher with his family to keep going after class ends

    • @epicassassin8502
      @epicassassin8502 3 роки тому +152

      1000 casualties, that’s so little, I haven’t seen under 3000 at the end of the game

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 3 роки тому +108

      @@epicassassin8502 only 3000? My games reach 6000 by day four

    • @epicassassin8502
      @epicassassin8502 3 роки тому +37

      @@heinzguderian628 ye it’s brutal out there

  • @aplolwow
    @aplolwow 3 роки тому +666

    The amount of PTSD Tank Fish give to the underages, middle age kids are so much that is almost near infinite.

  • @OxSo181
    @OxSo181 3 роки тому +900

    “If you can’t win a war, use more violence”
    -probably Tankfish

    • @robotfuture2004
      @robotfuture2004 3 роки тому +22

      "Use a gun, if that don't work USEMOREGUNS"
      -some engineer guy

    • @dinsals
      @dinsals 3 роки тому +11

      “Its not a war crime if there is no one to report it” -tankfish

    • @noam190
      @noam190 3 роки тому +9

      no its
      "if violence isnt the answer then just use more violence"

    • @itshenry8977
      @itshenry8977 3 роки тому +4

      If you're losing The battle throw more men in it

  • @Obootleg
    @Obootleg Рік тому +417

    My best session of Trenches was not a battle but an all out *war* it raged on for 26 days our side was a maze of trenches and barbed wire
    The reason the war went on as long as it did was due to the fact the central flag had one BIG natural problem

    The map had generated some ‘swamp’ EXTRA wide and the flag was in the middle for those who crossed it did not return…
    My role in all this was a mine sweeper sniper and occasional tank operator
    I flanked on the sides to infiltrate enemy lines and disarmed any mines I found to clear the way for my brothers
    It truly was the war to end all wars.

    • @brublols367
      @brublols367 11 місяців тому +12

      FÜR DAS VATERLAND!

    • @A-Clear_View
      @A-Clear_View 10 місяців тому +2

      60th like

    • @sukitron5415
      @sukitron5415 10 місяців тому +8

      Average WW1 battle:

    • @sokinalokYT
      @sokinalokYT 9 місяців тому

      @brublols367 FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE REICH

    • @Unfirst.
      @Unfirst. 9 місяців тому +3

      My best session of trenches was when I carried for my team and won in under 2 days. I was playing as officer.

  • @delete3491
    @delete3491 3 роки тому +481

    "It was an honor fighting in the battlefield with you, sir." - Private Delete

  • @georgewilliamson5667
    @georgewilliamson5667 3 роки тому +2807

    "Its not about hitting someone its about asserting dominance" is low-key kind of the entire point of machine guns. Its not about hitting someone, its about making sure anyone who survives knows they're next.

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 3 роки тому +148

      I once went on a 14 man kill spree with the LMG.
      I saw around 32 guys during that time

    • @mobus1219
      @mobus1219 3 роки тому +87

      It's meant to scare them I mean who tf would run into a rain of bullets

    • @Mr_Erutrot
      @Mr_Erutrot 3 роки тому +34

      @@Randus1058 Yeah, I did that at school

    • @Mr_Erutrot
      @Mr_Erutrot 2 роки тому +14

      @deathkorps Krieg soilder burning furries Woah rad! My record was 40

    • @TheBuffoonIsMe
      @TheBuffoonIsMe 2 роки тому +10

      Your records are rookie numbers.
      I went on a 28 spree In school using an m4a1!

  • @nestay4761
    @nestay4761 3 роки тому +277

    I could just imagine a soldier, every time he hears a harmonica he breaks down in tears because of his PTSD

  • @Hexagonal865
    @Hexagonal865 Рік тому +54

    When the chaos legion joins a random war game it’s all over because they are actually good at communicating and are organised, random kids stand no chance

    • @FanFanatic-ds7bo
      @FanFanatic-ds7bo 7 місяців тому +1

      They are not organised, they are just WAY MORE random kid together

    • @Hexagonal865
      @Hexagonal865 7 місяців тому +3

      he went into a napoleonic zombie killing game and found 2 cannons.
      he repeated "left cannon... fire! right cannon... fire!" over and over still.
      also, they have vc, so they can be more coordinated.
      besides, they even used tactics in this such as their "creeping charge" with artillery
      (or whatever it was called)

    • @Kusari_Downpour
      @Kusari_Downpour 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Hexagonal865 About any war game that Tank joins with the Chaos Legion, there will be actual war tactics. Even his "ancient war" video has *real tactics* that he explains.
      I feel like the Chaos Legion's moto should be *"Veni, vidi, vici." ("I came, I saw, I conquered." Said by Julius Caesar describing his swift victory at the Battle of Zela)*

  • @ammarpratama1207
    @ammarpratama1207 3 роки тому +2777

    You know, since this game probably takes place during WW1, the Geneva Suggestion hasn't apply yet, meaning you could do as many "war crimes" as possible without facing court. Just my thought

    • @markowa7113
      @markowa7113 3 роки тому +153

      There were actually 4 Geneva Conventions, the first one in 1863 and the second one in 1907.

    • @eduardowalsh9418
      @eduardowalsh9418 3 роки тому +93

      @@markowa7113 so no funny no no crimes?

    • @markowa7113
      @markowa7113 3 роки тому +90

      @@eduardowalsh9418 Well not without facing court.

    • @CCA.C17.SQL.02Idot
      @CCA.C17.SQL.02Idot 3 роки тому +62

      @@markowa7113 Canadians during WWI.

    • @eduardowalsh9418
      @eduardowalsh9418 3 роки тому +30

      @@markowa7113 aww man, they take the funny out of crimes

  • @samueltheslime1125
    @samueltheslime1125 3 роки тому +181

    “Congrats, you get to join the sandbag division.”
    Sounds like classic Imperial tactics.

  • @zacharyannal3458
    @zacharyannal3458 3 роки тому +99

    I was actually in the smurfs team when he was recording this, we fought till the last man!

    • @zulabdrahman7575
      @zulabdrahman7575 6 місяців тому +9

      Wonder what you saw when you saw the tank division coming towards you

  • @galaxycraft007
    @galaxycraft007 11 місяців тому +26

    I know this may be a little late, but the song at 13:07 is Ghost Division by Sabaton

    • @julesdeblauwe
      @julesdeblauwe Місяць тому +2

      thanks!

    • @starlmao
      @starlmao 28 днів тому +2

      Do you know what music plays at the start of the tank segment

  • @elijahmancilla8477
    @elijahmancilla8477 3 роки тому +185

    "If this charge doesn't work then send another charge" Best quote I've ever heard.

  • @_synix_2620
    @_synix_2620 3 роки тому +295

    This video is a memorial for the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. All pay yours respects for the lads and chads who fought on both sides

    • @lambsoce980
      @lambsoce980 3 роки тому +24

      not even a joke anymore its just a fucking tragedy how an entire ass generation of young men were killed off just bc of an overwhelming sense of national pride and the will to preserve empires

    • @wyatt-mv6pd
      @wyatt-mv6pd 3 роки тому +10

      the lads and chads lol

    • @poikoi1530
      @poikoi1530 3 роки тому +6

      F

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 3 роки тому +3

      Sadly I have to go to school on Sunday to do a huge military parade for it (I have to March)

    • @BagofBeans1
      @BagofBeans1 3 роки тому +6

      @@lambsoce980 the worst part is that ANY concession post 1914 was unacceptable.... an entire generation died in trenches to preserve an empire which was gone in less than 100 years... R.i.p the lost generation...

  • @stefaniagrechvella2813
    @stefaniagrechvella2813 3 роки тому +240

    Enemy team: "PLEASE SHOW MERCY"
    Tank and his friends: "Mercy was never an option"

    • @aidennatteravent4519
      @aidennatteravent4519 2 роки тому +2

      "Well it was... *but did you think for a second I would actually choose it?*

    • @Mumof4nurospicys
      @Mumof4nurospicys 5 місяців тому

      Tank doesn’t believe in mercy

  • @TherealBoomStickBill
    @TherealBoomStickBill Рік тому +9

    1:39 the successful use of terror tactics

  • @2beens
    @2beens 3 роки тому +349

    "If the enemy is hiding in the trees, deforest them till no tress left."
    - Tank Fish -
    probably

    • @hugotheimpecileone
      @hugotheimpecileone 3 роки тому +9

      I call it "Operation Manscape"

    • @huydoan5829
      @huydoan5829 3 роки тому +2

      Its actually happen in real life tho

    • @winmyint6514
      @winmyint6514 3 роки тому +2

      Ahem, Operation Ranchback, Agent Orange, Vietnam war.

  • @vienthekiller2488
    @vienthekiller2488 3 роки тому +191

    "Sir, I only see one tank coming from red, I think we can win this!"
    "Push forward!"
    *sees the massive amount of tanks coming from the sides*
    "guess i'll die"

  • @filipnovotny4918
    @filipnovotny4918 2 роки тому +507

    Probably my favorite experience from this game was while I got into a server on the desert map with exactly 3 people. We made peace for 3 days and spent all of this time for building defenses. People started joining at day 4 and after that it was a regular battle, however my game crashed after a day.

    • @Clevelandsharkshockey12
      @Clevelandsharkshockey12 Рік тому +6

      What is the game name

    • @filipnovotny4918
      @filipnovotny4918 Рік тому +8

      @@Clevelandsharkshockey12 Trenches: Beta

    • @TheDonutPenguin
      @TheDonutPenguin Рік тому +7

      Here is my exciting story:
      Day 1
      We prepared for the long war. With constant charges, it was a hard day, and 250 people were killed with no progress being made.
      Night 1 to night 3:
      We (the red team) pushed them back out if the first flag about 3 times in this 2 day period, but were pushed back each time. By now around 700 people had died.
      Day 4:
      The first tanks arrived, with our enemy using them a lot more than us. However, through use of infantry we were able to destroy most of them with grenades. All through the day and night, we slowly pushed them back. By the time they had 1 flag left, over 900 deaths had been recorded.
      Day 5:
      The bloodiest day in the history of our nation. The enemy decided to make a final stand at the last flag. Throughout the day we launched wave after wave, making little to no progress. We were almost pushed back to the next flag after they launched a massive counter-attack with their tanks. But as day 5 came to a close, we finally managed to take their last flag. Over 500 people were killed in that day alone.

    • @doctorwhoami
      @doctorwhoami Рік тому +1

      Yo I was one of the three

    • @filipnovotny4918
      @filipnovotny4918 Рік тому

      @@doctorwhoami good times

  • @UnshakenPast29
    @UnshakenPast29 Рік тому +9

    Battle of Verdun: 1 million artillery shells fired
    This random battle against some smurfs: 263,736,863 shells fired, 20 landed

  • @SkorenzoYT
    @SkorenzoYT 3 роки тому +383

    “If the charge fails, Send another”
    -probably Sun Tzu

    • @zamcian9359
      @zamcian9359 3 роки тому +3

      "hello is our leader a Chinese grosaint?. Tf are you thinking we defending the father land"

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 3 роки тому +2

      Probably Russians or any general during ww1

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 3 роки тому +2

      Private: um, sir wouldn't a better idea be storming the trenches at night where visibility is low?
      Officer: I mean you're the one dying here & 300 others not me, why should i care if this is basically suicide?
      Private: Can we atleast run?
      Officer: No, ONLY MARCH, SLOWLY.

  • @lestertheguy1734
    @lestertheguy1734 3 роки тому +390

    Gun fact: I actually got into trenches cause of this man. I wish I just had a giant team, building trenches and a bunch of pillboxes

  • @falloutgod4762
    @falloutgod4762 3 роки тому +320

    remember: it is only a war crime if the people who witnessed it live.

    • @kingchrono2011
      @kingchrono2011 3 роки тому +1

      Eliminate everyone and everything

    • @US_SOLIDER
      @US_SOLIDER 3 роки тому +1

      Or
      It's never a war crime the first time

    • @sethangelo1787
      @sethangelo1787 3 роки тому

      or Its not a warcrime if theres no witnesses

    • @Winglessdargon
      @Winglessdargon 3 роки тому +1

      There will always be witnesses. Execute your battalions after every battle. Nobody can know.

    • @US_SOLIDER
      @US_SOLIDER 3 роки тому +1

      @@Winglessdargon I think the higher ups would know if a entire battalion died and one was MIA or returned alone

  • @ninoyhite2671
    @ninoyhite2671 11 місяців тому +14

    Hey tank fish man personally I think that your channel deserves to be on Netflix

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 3 роки тому +779

    Fun Fact: If you hide in the leaves of those short trees, your name literally cannot be seen. I've used it many times to just camp enemy spawns and they don't know where I am until one of them finally realizes. (The longest I've stayed as a Vietcong was for like 2 days)

  • @rotezy
    @rotezy 3 роки тому +388

    Tank fish isn’t only just entertaining and fun to watch, but he’s also helped me and my friends find roblox games that are so fun that we’ve never heard about before. Thanks Tank Fish :D

  • @defballer
    @defballer 3 роки тому +646

    Funny thing is, his tactics in game worked in real life. I wonder how Tank would perform as a military commanding officer

    • @Solaric_
      @Solaric_ 3 роки тому +32

      He would probably be the next adolf

    • @schhur
      @schhur 3 роки тому +41

      It be STUPID IMPOSSIBLE for the enemy to win

    • @misschauffarde5112
      @misschauffarde5112 3 роки тому +26

      How many soldier do you want to loose ?

    • @alistairvan4059
      @alistairvan4059 3 роки тому +53

      Tank was using hitler's tactics, just going charging and find enemy weakness

    • @robertbalazslorincz8218
      @robertbalazslorincz8218 3 роки тому +8

      @@misschauffarde5112 *y e s .*

  • @TotallyNotARebel_550
    @TotallyNotARebel_550 9 місяців тому +6

    Using the harmonica instead of the whistle is one of the most iconic moments in this video

  • @legojangofett1845
    @legojangofett1845 3 роки тому +175

    “Alright lads!, Over the top!”

    • @adyingchannel925
      @adyingchannel925 3 роки тому +3

      Me When I hear this and know that I'm gonna Die.

    • @calebmuskitta914
      @calebmuskitta914 3 роки тому +1

      Time to create chain

    • @ThatOneDud34
      @ThatOneDud34 3 роки тому +1

      I think tank fish gonne be the germans

    • @shockyshoku3452
      @shockyshoku3452 3 роки тому +1

      “Sir, I am deserting”

    • @adyingchannel925
      @adyingchannel925 3 роки тому +2

      @@shockyshoku3452 "Sir, What the Fucj, Why are you Pointing that Gun at Me?"

  • @Thatcringekid
    @Thatcringekid Рік тому +189

    Now I know what it’s like playing this game without a really laggy computer

  • @certifiedcharbergian8462
    @certifiedcharbergian8462 3 роки тому +343

    “Medic is Medic, war crimes is war crimes. And when it comes to friendly fire I’VE NEVER MISSED A SHOT!”
    All great things said by Tank Fish.

  • @BobTheWolf253
    @BobTheWolf253 10 місяців тому +4

    4:42 was so funny I imagined when that happened Jesus face on the screen was like that😂😂😂

  • @OddityFish
    @OddityFish 3 роки тому +254

    "OI HES GOT A KNOIFE"
    -eddie lebowski, somehow alive from being raided by the chaos legion several times

    • @flyingboombox4370
      @flyingboombox4370 3 роки тому +9

      fun fact, tank fish like that comment at 11 pm

    • @jack6604
      @jack6604 3 роки тому +6

      I still wonder where the money is

    • @Mr.Armada
      @Mr.Armada 3 роки тому +2

      Lebowske prob moved to a new neighbourhood

    • @itsrandomglacier2694
      @itsrandomglacier2694 3 роки тому +1

      @Ursuburchoice (coughing)

    • @Mumof4nurospicys
      @Mumof4nurospicys 5 місяців тому

      He still ain’t paying taxes from the C.U.M (crime uproot ministry)

  • @screech.8299
    @screech.8299 3 роки тому +504

    If they add climbable trees and ceilings to a foxhole, i think you can do more Japanese tactics there bud, highly effective.

    • @lightblub5993
      @lightblub5993 3 роки тому +11

      You can use the bridge things for a ceiling on a foxhole

    • @nathan.bobloc
      @nathan.bobloc 3 роки тому +9

      Or Just Use the Trees as Fake Trees like in WW1.

    • @alistairvan4059
      @alistairvan4059 3 роки тому +2

      the japanese sniper on tree tactic from ww2, if its a tactic then it would have been ww1.5

    • @fatman4478
      @fatman4478 3 роки тому

      And vietnames

    • @soni3608
      @soni3608 2 роки тому

      @HolgerDanske14 collie moment XD

  • @Ant_Iz_Kool
    @Ant_Iz_Kool Рік тому +317

    "I thought we were supposed to be the traumatic event, why the fuck are we getting PTSD!?!" best quote ever

    • @BrunswickSolder
      @BrunswickSolder 9 місяців тому +6

      Fr

    • @BeanMau
      @BeanMau 6 місяців тому +5

      Your sanity privileges have EXPIRED.

  • @NeinundGerman
    @NeinundGerman 2 дні тому +1

    Deference between video and ww1: 103 years, 2 days

  • @juliusjrgasataya3118
    @juliusjrgasataya3118 3 роки тому +143

    the description says
    " So today we will be giving kids PTSD in Trenches alpha"

    • @Utnsu9000
      @Utnsu9000 3 роки тому +4

      Inspirational

    • @Jkj533
      @Jkj533 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @monkemonke391
      @monkemonke391 3 роки тому +1

      So inspirational
      I think we should write a book on this

    • @Tongtheballr
      @Tongtheballr 3 роки тому +1

      This is soo inspiring

  • @chickenboi5378
    @chickenboi5378 3 роки тому +71

    He did it. He actually played trenches! Today is going to be a good day

  • @bryanj.5388
    @bryanj.5388 3 роки тому +76

    This deserves a Part 2, it was epic and fun as hell

  • @JohnHollobaugh-k9d
    @JohnHollobaugh-k9d Місяць тому +3

    This is the shit that goes down at my lunch table at school

  • @serpent9087
    @serpent9087 3 роки тому +172

    Tankfish and the Germans: MEDIC! MEDIC! TARGET PRACTICE!
    This is tankfish
    Tankfish plays by ‘The Geneva Suggestion’ rule
    Tankfish shoots medics , uses chemical warfare and shoots the enemy with point blank range artillery
    Tankfish upsets the UN, which is more of a total pro.
    Be like Tankfish
    Edit: Thanks for the likes over such a short amount of time! Fur dos Vatherland!

    • @xdgamer_4567
      @xdgamer_4567 3 роки тому +3

      Tankfish deserves to be a president

    • @NKillBruh
      @NKillBruh 3 роки тому +3

      tankfish is based af, sigma male over un beta males

    • @dominikk9657
      @dominikk9657 3 роки тому +3

      "Fur dos Vatherland" lmao
      As an German it made me laugh

  • @nguoilinhvietcong4715
    @nguoilinhvietcong4715 3 роки тому +173

    Fun fact: *They're saying God save Bao Dai, which is the last Vietnamese King.*

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 роки тому +4

      huh

    • @hayategaming5208
      @hayategaming5208 3 роки тому +1

      The tree has spoken, now perish commoner

    • @cursedcat9557
      @cursedcat9557 3 роки тому +1

      Của quý của đồng chí sẽ bị cắt ở đây

    • @hayategaming5208
      @hayategaming5208 3 роки тому

      @@cursedcat9557 bình tĩnh bạn ơi, đừng vội cắt

    • @nguoilinhvietcong4715
      @nguoilinhvietcong4715 3 роки тому +3

      Ai dám mang đến sự hủy diệt cho vùng đất của tôi?

  • @viewer1755
    @viewer1755 3 роки тому +206

    Tank Fish: Do you see those trees soldier?
    Ally: Yes sir.
    Tank Fish: I don’t want to.

  • @exstacc1886
    @exstacc1886 Рік тому +2

    I love how he demonstrated how medic markings just make you an easier target in a war with no warcrimes

  • @Rawdin0323
    @Rawdin0323 3 роки тому +80

    It’s cool how the game evolved into actual battle tactics

  • @leg-end_0631
    @leg-end_0631 3 роки тому +116

    8:44 imagine its just an early morning in the war and you're not expecting any enemies to rain fire and you're just sipping on a cup of coffee and just see 20 artillery shells coming straight towards you

  • @Devyatr
    @Devyatr 3 роки тому +75

    Everyone: **Banzai Charges**
    That kid on the back chair: **plays harmonica**

  • @lukewilson195
    @lukewilson195 8 місяців тому +3

    I think this is like the 10th time watching this video and it still doesn’t get old.

  • @dragonfell5078
    @dragonfell5078 3 роки тому +741

    I really like the setting of this game. The idea of a WW1-esque global war set in a fantasy world with different races and magic is very appealing to me! I want to know the lore of this game.

    • @terribledeadlinegameplay
      @terribledeadlinegameplay 3 роки тому +91

      so basically
      *S M U R F S*

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 3 роки тому +182

      @@terribledeadlinegameplay "So you're telling me I can play as a catgirl fighting papa smurf's imperialism?"

    • @terribledeadlinegameplay
      @terribledeadlinegameplay 3 роки тому +13

      @@dragonfell5078 lol

    • @Dug3000pharmacophobia
      @Dug3000pharmacophobia 3 роки тому +15

      you forgot the colonizing of the ottoman faction

    • @deltap6967
      @deltap6967 3 роки тому +49

      It's nice to see an african empire participating colonialism for a change

  • @enricosecond5279
    @enricosecond5279 3 роки тому +67

    Tank Fish: * raid enemies with some badass tanks*
    Random Player: ''this is war"

  • @alexkonov6648
    @alexkonov6648 3 роки тому +83

    I can't believe Tank Fish actually put the first ending of the anime 86, I knew you were cultured but you just transcended the word

  • @ieatBrowncheese
    @ieatBrowncheese Рік тому +4

    Dude you used the «World of tanks Battle Music» EPIC💀🔥

  • @PaanDuh
    @PaanDuh 3 роки тому +416

    Ahh yes another War Crime

  • @averagemcfan5274
    @averagemcfan5274 2 роки тому +62

    the fact that he actually learned french insults for A 5 second clip is insane
    mostly cuz i can understand it

    • @HUMMAMBAD
      @HUMMAMBAD 2 роки тому +4

      Im really curious, what that 5 second curse mean?

    • @beanboi8838
      @beanboi8838 2 роки тому +4

      Tank Fish is from Quebec, the people there speak French.

    • @Panzermeiller
      @Panzermeiller Рік тому +5

      ​@@HUMMAMBAD its just random insults most of which aren't translatable in English

  • @kilroy8416
    @kilroy8416 3 роки тому +65

    This new installment on the History Channel FPS lineup looks nice.

  • @Godzilla20191
    @Godzilla20191 Рік тому +1

    For some reason I always die laughing at the harmonica charge

  • @oldicedome54
    @oldicedome54 2 роки тому +109

    my grandpa fought in the Mariana trench. his story went like this almost just underwater

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Рік тому +14

      Ah yes after that the siege of Atlantis occurred right?

    • @AWAKE-v7q
      @AWAKE-v7q Рік тому +1

      I was born on the 7th of August turns out hiroshima occurred the day before just under or over 100 years later i was born in 2010

    • @bananaboi3454
      @bananaboi3454 Рік тому +2

      @@AWAKE-v7q this has no relation to the joke comment you are replying under

    • @rtixboi
      @rtixboi Рік тому +1

      @@AWAKE-v7q Hiroshima occurred in 1945?

    • @bananaboi3454
      @bananaboi3454 Рік тому

      @@rtixboi yes

  • @The_whales
    @The_whales 3 роки тому +92

    When tank fish tries to avoid ww2 strategy’s in ww1 but does it anyway: I cannot resist

    • @lemmy4990
      @lemmy4990 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t need it…. I DEFINITELY DON’T NEED IT….
      I NEED IT!!!!!

    • @canon-de-75
      @canon-de-75 3 роки тому +2

      its like the hundred's days offensive at the end of ww1 not too far off

  • @wyattpatton1180
    @wyattpatton1180 3 роки тому +80

    The amount of effort on these videos is astounding. Loved it all

  • @jermany8019
    @jermany8019 9 днів тому

    4:16 "Alarm howitzers."
    "Nice."
    - Tank Fish, Art of War II

  • @therealmuffinseller9686
    @therealmuffinseller9686 3 роки тому +106

    "Gentlemen if you step on a landmine, congratulations you just disarmed a mine. If you get shot, Congrats, you just made our enemy waste a bullet. If you die, congrats, you get to join the sandbag division." -A wise man

  • @neotextingstories
    @neotextingstories 3 роки тому +73

    Tank fish: **uses artillary**
    The enemy pov: Welp we are de- **enemy has been wiped out**

  • @GordonFreeman2609
    @GordonFreeman2609 Рік тому +67

    For those wondering from where comes the german speech in the video intro, it's a Pre-Launch speech for the German Empire in Battlefield 1.

    • @rtixboi
      @rtixboi Рік тому +4

      Timestamp?

    • @TheREPPIX
      @TheREPPIX Рік тому

      ​@@rtixboibeginning of the video!

  • @Smokasaurus
    @Smokasaurus 2 місяці тому +2

    This game still goes hard af

  • @Bossman50.
    @Bossman50. 3 роки тому +230

    Fun fact: this doesn’t take place with Germans and others, not even in WWI. In fact, it’s its own universe with fictional factions.

    • @Ohakoo
      @Ohakoo 3 роки тому +27

      it's literally the avatars vs military lmao

    • @MarmiteMark
      @MarmiteMark 3 роки тому +8

      It's World War 0.5

    • @clypt1859
      @clypt1859 3 роки тому +24

      @@Ohakoo "smurfs" to be precise

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 3 роки тому +32

      Furries, smurfs, blondes, brown hair and africans

    • @KeyboardMoment
      @KeyboardMoment 3 роки тому +26

      So technically, you can commit war crimes as you much as you like since the Geneva Convention nor did the city itself exist in the first place.

  • @benjaminfranklin2836
    @benjaminfranklin2836 3 роки тому +106

    "if you step on a landmine, congrats, you just disable a landmine"
    -general S.Paton

  • @randomvideo891
    @randomvideo891 3 роки тому +51

    sun tzu quote: “if you fight hard you can earn it”

  • @Notamor-on2077
    @Notamor-on2077 9 місяців тому +3

    Frenchies in the trenchies. And smurfs, the skirts work for the frenchies

  • @chonko4252
    @chonko4252 2 роки тому +808

    Just knowing that this guy uses real war tactics in every game of war is both terrifying and mind blowing
    I think a legend has been reborned

    • @imaduckinspace8138
      @imaduckinspace8138 2 роки тому

      Paripi Koumei in a Nutshell

    • @potatoes_yumm
      @potatoes_yumm 2 роки тому +29

      * slightly raises hand *

    • @Graped28
      @Graped28 2 роки тому +17

      Nice comment 100% original and not copy and pasted from a comment for 6 months ago .-.

    • @hevijak
      @hevijak 2 роки тому +2

      @@Graped28 fr

    • @Destrolon.
      @Destrolon. 2 роки тому +2

      @@potatoes_yumm ayo

  • @northwindcastle
    @northwindcastle 3 роки тому +178

    Fun fact: This game used to have catboys in it's extremely early stages of development
    And at the time it was named "Frontline"
    It was changed to trenches to gain more players/traction

    • @marklems5894
      @marklems5894 3 роки тому +8

      It was funny to see them in the battlefield

    • @christinosim
      @christinosim 3 роки тому +9

      I was a very early player and remember this. The catboys were why my friends joined

    • @MyaTimes4
      @MyaTimes4 3 роки тому +8

      It still does on the wall map

    • @alistairvan4059
      @alistairvan4059 3 роки тому

      yeah, now its back, also when i tried it, i never seen catboys until after the removal of catgirls

    • @alistairvan4059
      @alistairvan4059 3 роки тому +4

      @@MyaTimes4 true, now the catboys and catgirls are alternative Finnish from the winter war who did the same tactics as the vietcong since they blend in well

  • @Kaiser_Pug
    @Kaiser_Pug 3 роки тому +44

    I play this game all the time and honestly I’m glad a bigger UA-camr is covering it cause it needs a bigger community.

    • @is_rel
      @is_rel 3 роки тому

      It needs lore

  • @abufauzan4003
    @abufauzan4003 7 місяців тому +3

    You should play centaura. There are creepinh barrage, war crimes and best of all, GAS

  • @in-finiteraaaamen766
    @in-finiteraaaamen766 3 роки тому +41

    Tank fish: it’s not called camping, it’s called providing suppressive fire.
    Also tank fish: alright now it’s time for the tactical relocation

    • @LUCKYFETT
      @LUCKYFETT 3 роки тому

      It's not retreating it's just advancing in the other direction

  • @ZKP314
    @ZKP314 3 роки тому +250

    "Wait, we're in the jungle?"
    Note: there were battles between Germany and Japan, where the latter seized the former's Pacific colonies. Jungle Trench Warfare isn't entirely implausible...just very niche.

    • @jamesmichaelsundblom3056
      @jamesmichaelsundblom3056 2 роки тому +6

      Japanese during WWII used trenches in Okinawa , Iwo Jima , ETC , to give their soldiers cover while the Americans land on the pacific beaches, and kept using trenches further in the lands, thus causing them to makes some trenches in the jungles of the islands.

    • @browncoatzombie2597
      @browncoatzombie2597 2 роки тому +1

      Nerds

    • @singulargeneral2003
      @singulargeneral2003 2 роки тому

      @@browncoatzombie2597 get bitches 🤡🔫

    • @Broxyc
      @Broxyc 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesmichaelsundblom3056 A lot of people used trenches in ww2, it didnt just disapear, just became a defensive setup, only used when you want to defend key position,
      Every side of the war used trenches, as they are effective cover, and dirt cheap.

    • @Jewel122580
      @Jewel122580 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Broxyc "dirt cheap" *i see what you did there*

  • @kapanimations
    @kapanimations 2 роки тому +253

    I wish public games could be this coordinated. Whenever I try to rally other players to charge at once they just cower in the trenches or even when a bunch of enemies get killed by an artillery blast I see that as the perfect opportunity to charge but everyone else is too afraid.
    And then there's those people that stay at the back of the map just building massive trench systems that we don't even end up using half the time.
    Edit: I also forgot to mention how people don't understand how trenches work. YOU DON'T DIG STRAIGHT TRENCHES THAT LEAVES YOU MORE EXPOSED AND IT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THEM.

    • @Greenlog12
      @Greenlog12 2 роки тому +27

      And sometimes you just have those teams that just steamroll the enemy and dont even bother with trenches

    • @andrewturtlegaming1764
      @andrewturtlegaming1764 2 роки тому +8

      I have the same problem

    • @fakeryan2192
      @fakeryan2192 2 роки тому +7

      I just played the game and your right everyone does stack back near the hills and in the end, you just lose a flag. Also a tip, Build wooden planks on the trenches that go down so that any fire at the trenched won't do damage

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid 2 роки тому +3

      You should see me making infiltration trenches then. Helps with expediting group funneling. AND not many would expect it. It's the art of REPURPOSING trenchlines, to be precise.

    • @cyrilwiddershoven6437
      @cyrilwiddershoven6437 2 роки тому

      I hate that personally

  • @MatkaPrzeozonaSelenaAgna
    @MatkaPrzeozonaSelenaAgna 2 місяці тому +2

    3:42 part with artilery is rhe best for me

  • @OperatorKevlar
    @OperatorKevlar 3 роки тому +92

    Damn, They really did made an entire War just to make this Roblox game.

    • @Hideor
      @Hideor 3 роки тому +1

      two wars*

    • @demoniclittlegreycat.724
      @demoniclittlegreycat.724 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah! I heard they will make a new one that will be the base for an upcoming game!

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 роки тому

      Well i meant they did add stuff that never existed back then nor now.

  • @djjones6510
    @djjones6510 3 роки тому +45

    please more of this, but with artillery defense only. no pushing, just fending off anything they throw at you with artillery

  • @hybirdsandroblox
    @hybirdsandroblox 2 роки тому +180

    Imagine getting drafted in war world 3 and you just hear a harmonica before getting charged

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 2 роки тому +9

      And then you realize you can't lose this battle because your general is tank fish

    • @tremateme6381
      @tremateme6381 2 роки тому +2

      i have a question, are the nuke codes censored for you?

    • @hybirdsandroblox
      @hybirdsandroblox 2 роки тому

      @@tremateme6381no I don’t know what they are for though.I think he just puts random numbers. Why do you ask

    • @tremateme6381
      @tremateme6381 2 роки тому +1

      @@hybirdsandroblox they look censored to me on all his vids

    • @tremateme6381
      @tremateme6381 2 роки тому +1

      @@hybirdsandroblox i used to be able to see them but now when i actually wanna use them i cant

  • @DoughboyTommy
    @DoughboyTommy 3 місяці тому +1

    "But back in the trenches, there was more to fear, as chemical weapons began to appear."

  • @aerina_eclair
    @aerina_eclair 3 роки тому +57

    8:51 I love that "86" reference

    • @Von-Aramaki
      @Von-Aramaki Рік тому +4

      "Not that way, Kirschblute!"

  • @dittapermata4354
    @dittapermata4354 Рік тому +55

    Fun fact: The British actually made tea using water for machine guns so they just volley fire several times

  • @huh.355
    @huh.355 3 роки тому +54

    i love how the enemy team is also somewhat competent

  • @galacticempire42
    @galacticempire42 Рік тому +1

    As a WW1 Vet i can confirm we spawn camped the allies while fortunate son was playing.

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 3 роки тому +29

    This was the most accurate of all battles and I guess it was *E* xciting

  • @TheAutisticKiwi
    @TheAutisticKiwi 3 роки тому +120

    "I like historical accuracy but not this much"
    - Me playing this game

  • @jasperglyn
    @jasperglyn 2 роки тому +49

    "You hate us and call it war crimes against humanity, it's actually called an epic mastermind pro gamer move."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @borednekoguy
    @borednekoguy Місяць тому +1

    that last battle was just o block vs the Chicago police department

  • @US_SOLIDER
    @US_SOLIDER 3 роки тому +39

    "Is this ww1 or ww2? Why the fuck are we blitzkrieging in ww1" that shit funny right there.

  • @kurtbacani6956
    @kurtbacani6956 3 роки тому +54

    If tankfish actually invaded a country it wouldn't be a suprise to his fans

    • @simsansong
      @simsansong 3 роки тому +1

      That is true

    • @twilight2773
      @twilight2773 3 роки тому +3

      His fans would probably join him ngl

    • @lyenyap3820
      @lyenyap3820 3 роки тому +1

      @@twilight2773 true lmaoo

  • @kirsti_i
    @kirsti_i 3 роки тому +73

    14:18 this really is historically accurate

  • @ninoyhite2671
    @ninoyhite2671 11 місяців тому +1

    Tank when he becomes the president of the world:

  • @friendlytank7977
    @friendlytank7977 3 роки тому +26

    I love how every ww prologue you make always use world of tanks theme. It's just pure Masterpiece

    • @ssekiro8944
      @ssekiro8944 3 роки тому +1

      War Thunder better

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 роки тому

      @@ssekiro8944 Couldn't agree more.

    • @calculusantienjoyer254
      @calculusantienjoyer254 3 роки тому

      @@tashkent561 they’re both good; it comes down to preference

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 3 роки тому

      @@calculusantienjoyer254 WoT has better themes, WT has better everything else, has any game make a tank look cute other than WT? no that's why it's the best

    • @calculusantienjoyer254
      @calculusantienjoyer254 3 роки тому

      @@krieger8825 tanks aren’t designed to look cute; they’re designed to look awesome

  • @kratosisislam8295
    @kratosisislam8295 3 роки тому +68

    "So today we Will give PTSD to kids"
    -Clasic TankFish

    • @_nigelgaming
      @_nigelgaming 3 роки тому +2

      @Jayden Dicritan more like MG08 since MG42 doesn't exist yet in WW1

    • @itsrandomglacier2694
      @itsrandomglacier2694 3 роки тому +1

      @@_nigelgaming true facts

  • @fighter_750
    @fighter_750 3 роки тому +62

    I’m surprised Tank Fish finished this game in under 10 days. I had a battle that lasted over 22, more than 2 hours of trench warfare. The map was full of trenches, barbwire and artillery explosions every 5 seconds. My team was on the backfoot the whole game yet we somehow won.

    • @zongdong266
      @zongdong266 3 роки тому +1

      Cringe

    • @seanpaul760
      @seanpaul760 3 роки тому

      our lasted 27 days

    • @Drinoco098
      @Drinoco098 3 роки тому

      FUR DAS VATERLAND

    • @rllydude3600
      @rllydude3600 3 роки тому

      @@zongdong266 nub cant handle some text L L L L git gud

    • @sohansaha4693
      @sohansaha4693 3 роки тому

      german science is still the finest in the world.