Guardsman OUTWITS Space Marines

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  • Опубліковано 10 кві 2024
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  • @Scott_the_Celt
    @Scott_the_Celt 3 місяці тому +20395

    To quote Trevor Belmont: "Killing you was the point, living through it was just a luxury."

    • @Fallout4277
      @Fallout4277 3 місяці тому +331

      I was just about to say that you beat me to it well played

    • @williamnone
      @williamnone 3 місяці тому +82

      Good quote!

    • @nekrozofareadbhair3774
      @nekrozofareadbhair3774 3 місяці тому +101

      I love Castlevania

    • @Jonneh111
      @Jonneh111 3 місяці тому +68

      That is cold as fuck

    • @Ek1zd3
      @Ek1zd3 3 місяці тому +72

      FINE! I'll rewatch Castlevania

  • @praetorian9823
    @praetorian9823 3 місяці тому +21176

    You forgot the best part, those bombs weren't even real. They were ration packs that caused one of the White Scars to start gut laughing from the absurdity of the situation.

    • @sancocho1718
      @sancocho1718 3 місяці тому +2856

      In their defense, imperium ration packs are known for being lethal. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @Bornst3ll3r
      @Bornst3ll3r 3 місяці тому +1028

      Well yeah it’s training

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 місяці тому +402

      White scars being underrated

    • @Zangozz
      @Zangozz 3 місяці тому +201

      It's training

    • @Francis5795
      @Francis5795 3 місяці тому +113

      It was powdered recaff

  • @Poeneutral
    @Poeneutral 3 місяці тому +8461

    This move is like sacrificing a pawn to get 3 queens. The Guardsman was just playing chess.

    • @The_Calcium_King
      @The_Calcium_King 3 місяці тому +179

      I'd say more like 3 knights but yeah definitely mate

    • @L00ww
      @L00ww 3 місяці тому +25

      with himself

    • @leovalenzuela8368
      @leovalenzuela8368 3 місяці тому +98

      Anyone can sacc a pawn for three rooks. It’s takes a special soul to sacc themselves.

    • @The_Calcium_King
      @The_Calcium_King 3 місяці тому +13

      @@leovalenzuela8368 true, though I meant to say knights I just mixed up the names

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 3 місяці тому +5

      One was captain… 2

  • @redcellmission6841
    @redcellmission6841 3 місяці тому +9562

    The scene after this
    >‘I asked my battle-brothers to shadow us as we played our game,’ said Sar Af.
    ‘Is that really sporting?’ asked Mkoll. ‘A fair contest?’
    Eadwine snorted.
    ‘Not at all, sergeant,’ said Sar Af, ‘but then when
    >There was a moment of silence, then Sar Af began to laugh. It was a loud, long and delighted laugh.
    ‘Well played, sergeant,’ he said. ‘He has us, brothers. He has us cold.’
    Holofurnace hissed a curse. Eadwine nodded, his face grim.
    ‘I will concede stalemate,’ Eadwine said.
    ‘Thank you, sir,’ said Mkoll. ‘I appreciate the opportunity to test myself against you.’
    >He knelt down, and began to rip the packets of explosives from the edges of the deck plate.
    ‘Throne!’ exclaimed Holofurnace. ‘Be careful with those!’
    ‘These?’ asked Mkoll, holding up one of the packs. ‘They’re just bags of powdered caffeine mix.’
    Sar Af began to laugh all over again.
    >‘That’s the other thing about the Guard,’ said Mkoll. ‘We bluff like bastards too.’

    • @blackstripes0812
      @blackstripes0812 3 місяці тому +1522

      Dude, if I was those space marines he'd never have an empty drink again, officially a chad for life

    • @benaplin9861
      @benaplin9861 3 місяці тому +863

      A real soldier is more careful with their coffee than any explosive :)

    • @blackstripes0812
      @blackstripes0812 3 місяці тому +332

      @@benaplin9861... can I save this quote? Its metal as hell

    • @benaplin9861
      @benaplin9861 3 місяці тому +98

      @@blackstripes0812 sure

    • @blackstripes0812
      @blackstripes0812 3 місяці тому +87

      @benaplin9861 thank you, adding that to my dnd campaign

  • @bladetheelectrowolf1554
    @bladetheelectrowolf1554 3 місяці тому +12399

    If a guardsman last to sergeant he’s pretty competent.

    • @adrienwatson2179
      @adrienwatson2179 3 місяці тому +601

      Mckoll would be a Lord General if he got a promotion every time he did something crazy

    • @covahredro8370
      @covahredro8370 3 місяці тому +128

      And extremely lucky

    • @Luccaluke
      @Luccaluke 3 місяці тому +236

      @@adrienwatson2179 If we factor in the quality of his actions and the impact it's consequences would have, he'd be a highlord of Terra by the end of the books.

    • @adrienwatson2179
      @adrienwatson2179 3 місяці тому +113

      @@Luccaluke lol seriously. killing a Chaos Lord alone would net him hinor beyond imagining

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 3 місяці тому +66

      If I recall correctly he started as a Sergeant, although calling him a Sergeant is not exactly accurate as he's also the leader of the Scouts of the Gaunts, the best infiltrators of the regiment (who's already one of the best regiment of infiltrators of the Guard ˆˆ).
      When a regiment is created, the officers are already designated, even if they have the same experience in the guard than the simple soldier XD

  • @SomeGuy-gc8zs
    @SomeGuy-gc8zs 3 місяці тому +3936

    Praise from a Space Marine would really be something amazing. Direct, verbal approval from someone you believe to be an angel.

    • @drewjohnson-85
      @drewjohnson-85 3 місяці тому +79

      A don’t think the First and Only are one of the units that means that literally, for much of the Guard that’s more of a metaphor and in another incident another Trooper from this regiment has a vision of an actual angel telling him to do his duty and kill a chaos chaplain after he’s almost killed, when he tells the angel that he’s too hurt to make the shot she pulls out a commissar’s hat and a bolt gun and informs him to do his duty or else, leading to him killing the leader of all chaos forces on the world so I think that they have a more traditional view of angels.

    • @sleepingbee8997
      @sleepingbee8997 3 місяці тому +34

      Not quite so much. These guys have met actual angels before. Well, at least if you include Larkin’s psychosis and a reincarnated saint.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 місяці тому +20

      @@sleepingbee8997 I count what Larkin met, the fact it put on a commissar hat and pulled out a bolter is always going to be awesome and funny to me

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 3 місяці тому +18

      I doubt that applies to the First-and-Only. They don't seem to revere Marines like that. Plus, these were White Scars, who are quite chill, at least by the standards of Marines.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 3 місяці тому +10

      Yeah, White Scars believe in the Imperial Truth (Religion is bad) and are one of the three chapters that consider humans as something worthy, with the Salamanders and the Raven Guard ˆˆ

  • @natexsloan7284
    @natexsloan7284 3 місяці тому +1690

    He hit the marines with “where you see one man i C4”

    • @BEETSSOLO
      @BEETSSOLO 3 місяці тому +73

      This is an underrated comment

    • @MangaMan108
      @MangaMan108 3 місяці тому +178

      "when you get to hell tell them Penwood sent you, and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."

    • @Mike-os3pt
      @Mike-os3pt 3 місяці тому +13

      HA!

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 3 місяці тому

      Walter?
      ...Yes ma'am?
      Sir Penwood was a...
      *Car collides with a Nazi with a loud "thunk"*
      Son of a bitch!

    • @ScipioMexicanus
      @ScipioMexicanus 3 місяці тому +26

      Did not expecr a HUA referance here.

  • @HodronHoxton2.0
    @HodronHoxton2.0 3 місяці тому +4751

    The guard being self aware to their own expendability seems so funny to me.
    “Hey did you hear Zael died? I’m so sorry for the loss of your best friend.”
    “Nah I’ll just go make 30 other best friends.”

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef 3 місяці тому +182

      the guardsmen are well aware of their expendability since war is such a nasty thing

    • @josephcoon5809
      @josephcoon5809 3 місяці тому +21

      @@Hyde-dg7efVice Admiral James Bond Stockdale, Aviator, POW, Stoic

    • @tanburanbu
      @tanburanbu 3 місяці тому +52

      Wrong. It's more like "Nah. Whatever, I'm probably next anyways."

    • @prdurnion83
      @prdurnion83 3 місяці тому +27

      "This is what we do. We will mourn later, after we win. We will remember the price paid for victory, and carry on in their names. And if victory is not ours to be had, then thankful we shall be to offer up so great a sacrifice to be remembered by friend and foe alike of our tenacity. Anyone unworthy to stand and fight is unworthy of remembrance, and even less worthy to call themselves "human"."

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom 3 місяці тому +25

      A Guardsman's best friend is his lasgun, after that is whoever is handing him more ammo.

  • @nimbo951
    @nimbo951 3 місяці тому +1698

    Jf this had happen in 30k, he'd be invited to a Scars feast and probably congragulated by The Khan himself. The Scars really liked spending time with humans and respected them greatly.

    • @hugmynutus
      @hugmynutus 3 місяці тому

      "I heard you outwitted 3 of my sons, have you considered becoming a legionary?" - The Khan probably

    • @CrazedGamer117
      @CrazedGamer117 3 місяці тому +197

      If this was 30k he’d be made a space marine. It’s entirely possible for an adult to become one. That’s how half the first captains became space marines

    • @brycekenney6751
      @brycekenney6751 3 місяці тому +118

      ​@@CrazedGamer117 This is only half true. There's still a risk of death. The older you get. There's a reason why Luther of the first legion couldn't become a full-fledged space Marine.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 3 місяці тому

      We're the SM / White Scars already formed in 30k?
      I always forget the exact timeline on that...
      • from the early era of (human)space exploration...
      • ( the apex and decline of the Aeldari (I think it's somewhere in between here, before the DAOT proper... I think) )...
      • Federation's "golder age" (?) / DAOT...
      • the sociopolitical decline of the properly advanced and technological, scientifically-aware* Human spacefaring civilization and the Cyber-Revolt and (the beginning? of the)Warp Storms...
      • the Earth's/Terra's techno-barbarism period... ( 🤔 I suppose if it weren't for the Warp Storms, somebody else would've come along to conquer Earth/Terra...)
      • the Emperor making an appearance, at last... making a deal with Mars...
      • Creation of the Primarchs... near immediate loss of the Primarchs 😅
      • setting out on the Crusades... half-cocked as it were 😅
      • the Heresy...
      • the Ecclesiarchy's nonsense...
      • and the more "recent" events...
      the exact years of transition always just escape me 😅

    • @bognog0469
      @bognog0469 3 місяці тому +58

      Hell, if this were 30k he'd probably have the wolf show up to buy him another drink for just having the balls to do that.

  • @Thoron_of_Neto
    @Thoron_of_Neto 3 місяці тому +565

    To put this scene into context, the guardsman depicted, is literally so adept at stealth, he regularly has to increase the sound of his footfalls, to alert people he is approaching because otherwise, he is just... there all of a sudden.
    He approached his commanders command cabin once, and upon walking up the wooden stairs, made so little sound, he scuffed his boot on the wood rather than knock on the door jamb, because knocking was too loud, and his approach was too silent. "A warning of approach, from a man who makes no sound" was his commanders thought upon hearing his boot scrape the wood quietly

    • @skaut_games7644
      @skaut_games7644 3 місяці тому +78

      Remember time they had a meeting with everyone having squeeking chairs and he just Casualy sat down on a chair, lifted his legs onto the desk and hanged back without any sound
      When asked how he menaged to do that he said "scout training"

    • @GreyKnightsVenerable
      @GreyKnightsVenerable 3 місяці тому +26

      With that level of silence, he is probably a really minor blank.

    • @Turian92
      @Turian92 3 місяці тому +5

      He'd make an excellent Raven Guard

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 3 місяці тому +7

      @@GreyKnightsVenerable No offense, but I think that is not how blanks work. Blanks totally lack any connection to the Warp, there is no 'in between'. You either are a blank or you are not.
      Being a minor blank is like being a little bit pregnant.

    • @akoda8887
      @akoda8887 2 місяці тому +18

      @@Furzkampfbomber No, blanks are on the negative spectrum of warp ability, so it's actually possible to be a minor blank.
      So you have blanks who make nearby people mildly uncomfortable, and others who make psykers wish they could kill themselves faster so as to stop being in their presence.
      Some byproduct abilities do include reduced perceptability, going sometimes as far as complete passive invisibility to all senses. I think there was one sister of silence with that specific ability.

  • @nephilima3956
    @nephilima3956 3 місяці тому +302

    I'm honstely suprised they were even able to have this conversation without constantly being drowned out by the noise this guardsman's balls of steel must've made everytime he moved so much of an inch.

    • @HeinrichMuller-mv6hn
      @HeinrichMuller-mv6hn 3 місяці тому +14

      Nah. As other pointed out Seargent Mkoll makes no Sound.

    • @SpartanMikey
      @SpartanMikey 3 місяці тому +25

      @@HeinrichMuller-mv6hn Legend says that when Mkoll was born, his mother didn't even realize until there was a Tanith blade at her throat.

    • @IIIJG52
      @IIIJG52 3 місяці тому +3

      @@SpartanMikey This actually made me lol :D .

  • @AustralianGrizzly
    @AustralianGrizzly 3 місяці тому +240

    "But you will kill us both!!!"
    "I KNOW!!! ISNT IT GREAT!!!!"

  • @Steve_47187
    @Steve_47187 3 місяці тому +1333

    Common Guardsman W

    • @jameszoeller1517
      @jameszoeller1517 3 місяці тому +12

      If the Raven Guard had made a successor chapter on Tanith, Mkoll woulda been their chapter master.

    • @mt4592
      @mt4592 3 місяці тому +4

      Allthough Mkoll wouldnt be a common Guardsman:D more like extremely rare legendary.

    • @RAZZTER12
      @RAZZTER12 3 місяці тому +5

      Mcoll isn't regular 😅

    • @Axquirix
      @Axquirix 3 місяці тому +1

      Elysian Drop Troops take the cake with this.
      Ancient eternal cahos-blessed veteran of the long war vs one parachutey boy with a melta grenade.
      A Guardsman knows that he's sacrificing the last twenty years of his life, but he's costing the enemy centuries. Those are good odds.

    • @gdobrocsi
      @gdobrocsi Місяць тому

      Usual author pet mary sue shittery. Fucking Abnett and his fanwanking books.

  • @alithanar8
    @alithanar8 3 місяці тому +422

    This is also the scout sergeant that out stealthed a dark Elder mandrake.

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 3 місяці тому +92

      Imagine being an ancient being who lives in a place where a knife to the spine is a friendly hello, and a 30 something monkey somehow out sneaks you

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr 3 місяці тому +43

      @@rory8182Mkoll is much older than 30, he’s somewhere in his late 40’s to early 50’s when the series starts.

    • @kman2384
      @kman2384 3 місяці тому +46

      Didn't he also said something along the line of "you are pretty good" before he shot the mandrake?

    • @boiledkraken3798
      @boiledkraken3798 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@kman2384 Yep! Right before he shot it in the face

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 3 місяці тому +8

      @@kman2384 *Mkoll twirling handgun.*

  • @DoomStroller
    @DoomStroller 3 місяці тому +887

    Mkoll is a straight-up badass. In Gaunts Ghosts he also solo kills a (yes wounded and isolated) chaos dreadnought by severely overheating his las-gun and using the environment. Great read! This is dope tho!

    • @raznaak
      @raznaak 3 місяці тому +62

      And he's both one of the oldest Ghost and clinically crazy.
      But give him a scope and a target...

    • @saeyabor
      @saeyabor 3 місяці тому +57

      ​@@raznaakthat's Hlaine Larkin

    • @tristanmiskwa6830
      @tristanmiskwa6830 3 місяці тому +77

      @@saeyabor dude shit himself then headshoted a high ranking Chaos cultist because a statue told him to do so

    • @DoomStroller
      @DoomStroller 3 місяці тому +8

      @tristanmiskwa6830 Hell yes he did! Epic!

    • @DoomStroller
      @DoomStroller 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@saeyabor Nailed the birth name lol

  • @giuseppe9653
    @giuseppe9653 3 місяці тому +114

    I love how they basically went "Look at this fucking chad"

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 3 місяці тому +226

    Space marines: We're living weapons.
    Guardsmen: And we're the ammo!

  • @mrodyssey8935
    @mrodyssey8935 3 місяці тому +58

    “But if you trigger this trap, you will surely perish with us,” said the Space Marine. “ Lol,” said Oan Mkoll. “ Lmao.”

  • @betabomber563
    @betabomber563 3 місяці тому +212

    I was surprised at this until i heard "Oan Mkoll". That guy beat a helbrute, of course he can take space marines

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 3 місяці тому +3

      I was surprised when I heard Oan M'Koll. I just learned his first name in this short XD

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 3 місяці тому +3

      @@krankarvolund7771 I listened to the Gaunt series I thought his name was Owen this entire time

    • @romank90
      @romank90 3 місяці тому +7

      Considering what he can do to an ascended chaos adept while infiltrating his very own stronghold in a middle of a whole army of chaos warriors, these space marines are lucky to escape this encounter uninjured.

  • @MrTony1995
    @MrTony1995 3 місяці тому +35

    "If you activate your trap, you will die"
    *And if I don't, you'll kill me, if I'm going to meet the Emperor, I'm not going alone*

  • @InfiniteEscuro
    @InfiniteEscuro 2 місяці тому +9

    "One trooper for three post-human adversaries? That's victory."
    God he's so cool

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 3 місяці тому +77

    Bro made White Scars laugh. He's one of them now.

  • @lunarsight6165
    @lunarsight6165 3 місяці тому +731

    What did Trevor and Alucard say?
    'But you'll still die'
    'But I don't care. Killing you was the point. Living through it was the luxury."
    The perfect human mindset.

    • @ronaldmcreagann6343
      @ronaldmcreagann6343 3 місяці тому +15

      Gotta Watch that show at some point. Seen snippets and songs made for it but haven’t had the time to sit down and experience it.

    • @EmilyTh3Strange
      @EmilyTh3Strange 3 місяці тому +4

      The perfect display of the arrogance and 100% spite ❤😂

    • @CynicalOldDwarf
      @CynicalOldDwarf 3 місяці тому +6

      @@ronaldmcreagann6343 Its great, just don't watch the spin off - its... uhm not so great...

    • @illogicalbear6200
      @illogicalbear6200 3 місяці тому

      Beware the hate and rage of man, he will carve his nose to spite his own face, imagine what he's capable of doing to kill you?

    • @TheRedBrethren
      @TheRedBrethren 3 місяці тому +3

      @@CynicalOldDwarf with the mage belmont? It's fine

  • @connerhoward8502
    @connerhoward8502 3 місяці тому +104

    Oan Mkoll is such a throne-damned legend. Easily one of my favorite characters from those books.

    • @skaut_games7644
      @skaut_games7644 3 місяці тому +1

      He should be tested for psychic powers
      Man makes no sound if he decides to

  • @MrGantron414
    @MrGantron414 3 місяці тому +43

    Yeah, there's no way that guardsman was buying his own drinks after that.

  • @kramttonnis6405
    @kramttonnis6405 3 місяці тому +93

    The ghosts are possibly the single most lethal guard regiment ever. Despite only being a literally one and only regiment. They beat MEN OF IRON. Galaxy ending threat corrupted by chaos and they won. And that’s literally in the first 3rd of the first book. They get SO MUCH BETTER at what they do. Not to mention some of them literally seem to be chosen by the Emperor or other warp gods to win. I fucking love the Ghosts

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 2 місяці тому +4

      They suffer tremendously, take a lot of losses and lose a lot of good, decent men in heartbreaking ways. But they ALWAYS Get The Job Done.

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 2 місяці тому +3

      I learned about them when a friend of mine showed an astra militarum army he created and explained them to me
      Aren't they only 5 left? + gaunt

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 місяці тому +1

      And a lot of commanders just wasted their potential in terms of where to deploy them and how to do so. Light infiltrator infantry... and they are used for frontline/penal-legionnaire type suicide missions quite a lot... It'd be like asking for the Catachans to fight on a hiveworld and be the honorguard, rather than the close-in fighting force. XD

  • @whistlerdan7718
    @whistlerdan7718 2 місяці тому +25

    “But if you trigger this trap, you’ll perish with us!”, said the Space Marine.
    “lol”, said the Guardsman. “lmao”

  • @Grammar_police420
    @Grammar_police420 3 місяці тому +130

    “Of course I will that’s why the guard always” fucking badass

  • @noticedninja1757
    @noticedninja1757 3 місяці тому +39

    This is why Mkoll is my favourite. He also has a scene where he out stealths a dark eldar mandrake. His stealth skills are the best in the Ghosts regiment and he never ceases to impress. He also has a great personality too, overall amazing character.

    • @the_lichemaster
      @the_lichemaster 3 місяці тому +1

      Mkvenner was probably the best.

    • @jexx2974
      @jexx2974 2 місяці тому

      was it back when mandrakes were just drugged up stalkers?

    • @uriel005
      @uriel005 2 місяці тому

      @@the_lichemaster this... even Mkoll acknowledges he's probably better. I mean the man basically stole out a planets population from under inquisitorial quarantine and nobody had a clue where the hell everyone disappeared to

  • @user-mi3tq5qd4u
    @user-mi3tq5qd4u 3 місяці тому +10

    The man killed a dreadnought and swore the guy who saw him to not speak of it since he didnt want to deal with the issues fame brings. Mkoll is an absolute legend

  • @hotrod506
    @hotrod506 3 місяці тому +31

    Space Marine:You’ll die too!
    Guardsmen:And?

  • @mitchmcginn4250
    @mitchmcginn4250 3 місяці тому +55

    The Ghosts of the Tanith First and Only were just a whole breed apart among the Guard. A true band of brothers, through and through. Mkoll is one of my favorite among the Ghosts besides Gaunt. Them, and their sniper Mad Larkin who straight up blew a crooked Inquisitors face off with a scavenged slugthrower sniper rifle. Absolute beasts.

    • @clonezero_RR
      @clonezero_RR 3 місяці тому +5

      Larkin was my favorite character. Kinda why I hate Cuu more than any of the horrible Chaos people around, fether took so many friends from the poor guy.
      Anyways, while I don't think it was his best shot, the one I like the most was when he took out a tank via shooting into it's tank barrel and I think he shot the shell being loaded or an ammo rack.

    • @grizzlybear3809
      @grizzlybear3809 2 місяці тому +4

      @@clonezero_RR Elijah Fething Cuu.....The shit that guy does. One of my most hated characters in fiction. So well written.

    • @DschlangoeTheMighty
      @DschlangoeTheMighty 21 день тому

      ​My blood still boils thinking about that monster. @@grizzlybear3809

  • @Thecelticdragon1999
    @Thecelticdragon1999 3 місяці тому +171

    How did that not earn him a promotion and a very big win for the guard

    • @andrewd5894
      @andrewd5894 3 місяці тому +77

      He was a scout sergeant if he went any higher in rank he would move from small squad tactics to leading a large group he wouldn’t be able to use his skill to the best ability. He was still highly respected and his voice carried more weight than most higher-ranking members, at one point it was a joke that the commander would ask him what would lord general mkoll or Warmaster mkoll (I can’t remember which) do in this situation.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 3 місяці тому +40

      Mkoll has turned down several promotions so he can stay in the field. His CO, Conenel Gaunt, knows how valuable Mkoll is so he lets him stay where he wants to be.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 3 місяці тому +42

      Don't forget this is the same Mkoll that successfully hunted a dark eldar Mandrake, took out a wounded chaos dreadnought using native vegetation and an overcharged las rifle magazine, and almost singlehandedly took out the commanding officers of the chaos army they were fighting. He's almost as OP as Sly Marbo, but far more sane.

    • @oykel4089
      @oykel4089 3 місяці тому +5

      Why do you think Sly Marbo stayed a Trooper too ?

    • @tristanmiskwa6830
      @tristanmiskwa6830 3 місяці тому +10

      @@Scudboy17 To be fair the dreadnought thing was pure luck, even Mkoll was surprised IIRC

  • @a.cameron207
    @a.cameron207 3 місяці тому +100

    Tbh if I had to pick a guardsman who could pull this off, it would be Mkoll. Or Mkvenner.

    • @Burningphynix
      @Burningphynix 3 місяці тому +25

      Mkvenner is living rent free in the Sons of Sek and an Iquisitor + his retinue's heads. That man has ascended realms of higher tomfoolery that we can not comprehend.

    • @raznaak
      @raznaak 3 місяці тому +11

      Mkvenner must somehow be a descendant of Corvus Corrax or something 😅

    • @lashedandscorned
      @lashedandscorned 3 місяці тому +5

      Sly Marbo would stealth kill the first marine, get caught, and then set a trap for the remaining marines. Except that Sly Marbo himself is the trap.

    • @jeddpires
      @jeddpires 3 місяці тому +5

      It seems the people in Gaunts Ghosts whose name starts with M are their best soldiers.
      Yes, that includes Mad Larkin

    • @babochee
      @babochee 3 місяці тому +2

      Mine would be Brin Milo, his latent psyker abilities would get him through anything. Considering Saint Sabbat wanted him as a personal body guard.... He'd get the job done.

  • @Red-king89
    @Red-king89 3 місяці тому +832

    Actually petty normal for the ghosts ,as they have beaten and kill some of the most deadliest things in 40k.
    Wow, thanks for all the likes 😁

    • @oykel4089
      @oykel4089 3 місяці тому +53

      The one and only, sir

    • @jeddpires
      @jeddpires 3 місяці тому +53

      For the unitiated one other achievement this regiment had: one guy managed to kill a chaos dreadnought. Yes, one guy solo'ed a death machine

    • @Thoron_of_Neto
      @Thoron_of_Neto 3 місяці тому +33

      ​@@jeddpires I think it was this same guy, no?
      Also, in the dreadnoughts defense, it was blinded, and he killed it by using a deadly plant with toxic spines if that's the one I'm thinking of?

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 3 місяці тому +35

      @@Thoron_of_Neto Yeah definitely the same guy. Didn’t brag about it or accept praise after the fact though. Being a badass is just his 9-5

    • @sirbobybob
      @sirbobybob 3 місяці тому +17

      @@Thoron_of_Netoyes it was the same guy! Albeit it was a heavily HEAVILY injured dreadnought, he still managed to get it to die through some trickery

  • @FrozenLord66
    @FrozenLord66 3 місяці тому +31

    imagine an space marine gets ousmarted by an imperial guard of an forgotten part of the imperium

    • @tristanmiskwa6830
      @tristanmiskwa6830 3 місяці тому +6

      The Sabbat Worlds were not forgotten. The Imperium of Man mustered up to a billion guardsmen for this crusade before it even began

  • @0326jlc
    @0326jlc 3 місяці тому +58

    It’s Mkoll he was being generous to them.

  • @cthuluuu4348
    @cthuluuu4348 3 місяці тому +28

    With Mkoll and MkVenner around, every chaos follower is looking under their beds for ghosts. Imho two well and fun written characters.

    • @Ontinara
      @Ontinara 3 місяці тому +5

      They can look under the bed, but that won’t save them from the straight silvers pulling them to their grave

  • @GUNSTAAA
    @GUNSTAAA 3 місяці тому +7

    Bro is built different and let's not forget him screaming " I am death " in the blood pact language while going full John wick on them.

    • @Nico42048
      @Nico42048 9 днів тому

      Which book was that?

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 3 місяці тому +8

    Getting Aprooval and respect from an entire group of space marines as a Normal Human must be the biggest confidence boost you can ever get.

  • @VindicAlpha
    @VindicAlpha 3 місяці тому +15

    The moment I heard Mkoll, I knew it was a perfectly justified win. Mkoll is just that good.

  • @CLCasual
    @CLCasual 3 місяці тому +15

    Space Marine laughing: "Well met, Guardsman"
    **Slaps him on back so hard his ribcage implodes**

  • @elixavibuddies2951
    @elixavibuddies2951 3 місяці тому +12

    Guardsman:were expendable sir
    Salamanders:not to me

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 місяці тому +3

      Lamenters: or to me

  • @guitardunce7571
    @guitardunce7571 3 місяці тому +4

    You kinda buried the lead there - saying "A Guardsman" and showing a regular Cadian and then moving to SERGEANT MKOLL who's probably the second-stealthiest Guardsman behind Sly Bloody Marbo.
    But, this is still funny as fuck. Absolute legend.

  • @RaeontheLeft
    @RaeontheLeft 3 місяці тому +7

    "That's why the Guard Always Wins!" is such a fire line

  • @jeremyvenville1531
    @jeremyvenville1531 3 місяці тому +7

    The scars would probably be as horrified as the salamanders to hear him refer to himself as expendable

    • @ScaredShitlessable
      @ScaredShitlessable 3 місяці тому +1

      Not really. The salamanders value human life yes, but they understand that in combat their is always going to be loss. The salamanders just don’t view baseline humans as tools to be used at their leisure or convenience. In this situation/scenario they would view that as just an outcome of war. They might not ask him to make such a sacrifice but if he did they would respect him if he managed to take out one traitor astartes with it.
      It’s hard to explain but it’s more like the salamander recognize themselves as equal or still human but with more capability and skill and therefore more responsibility for the baseline humans safety and well being. In this situation the SGT showed his skill to be on par with three astartes

  • @leventhumps3861
    @leventhumps3861 3 місяці тому +8

    I love when human characters earn the respect of Space Marines! Always great stories.

  • @andrew9371
    @andrew9371 3 місяці тому +5

    "but if you set off the trap you'll die too" "so? Im a guardsman remember?"

  • @thezman9001
    @thezman9001 3 місяці тому +10

    "But now we shall both surely perish!" Said the Astartes.
    "LOL" said the guardsmen. "LMAO."

  • @ambion19
    @ambion19 3 місяці тому +13

    White Scars gotta be the most underrated marines

    • @Ontinara
      @Ontinara 3 місяці тому

      It was 3 chapters: a White Scar, Iron Snake and Silver Guard

  • @acesixshooter333
    @acesixshooter333 3 місяці тому +9

    That's no regular guardsman. That's Mkoll.

  • @zedhiro6131
    @zedhiro6131 3 місяці тому +6

    Mkoll is a certified bad ass, if I remember correctly he single-handedly took down a chaos dreadnought.

    • @mikeg8564
      @mikeg8564 3 місяці тому +1

      with plants.

  • @Dwarficus
    @Dwarficus 3 місяці тому +4

    I don't know what's more badass, making three marines laugh or taking out a chaos dreadnought. Either way, the Ghosts are always in good hands.

  • @ELICARIO12345
    @ELICARIO12345 3 місяці тому +12

    Never underestimate a normal Human Space Marines

  • @vilneil
    @vilneil 3 місяці тому +5

    "that why we always win"
    such a gigachad guardman

  • @mw8392
    @mw8392 3 місяці тому +9

    You said Gaunt's Ghosts and I legit went 😮😮😮. It would be.😂❤

  • @aveioacosta371
    @aveioacosta371 3 місяці тому +7

    I freakin love Mkoll
    He and the other Ghosts are so damn funny and interesting.

  • @Soundwave142
    @Soundwave142 3 місяці тому +16

    I am enjoying these stories. Keep it up!

  • @cedkira
    @cedkira 3 місяці тому +2

    Mkoll also managed to get the drop on a Dark Eldar Mandrake who was hunting him. In a later story, he also killed several hundred blood pact while injured, got captured, killed his prison guards, then killed a super human Chaos leader.

  • @demiurge9212
    @demiurge9212 3 місяці тому +27

    Space marine: But if you trigger this trap, you will die.
    Oam Mkoll: killing you was the point living through it was just a luxury.

  • @onyxdragon1179
    @onyxdragon1179 3 місяці тому +4

    "But, you will die."
    "I fail to see where that's a problem"

  • @A.Lien98
    @A.Lien98 3 місяці тому +4

    If you get a laugh out a white scar
    You aight my man

  • @eriktarte2743
    @eriktarte2743 3 місяці тому +2

    You said "Mkoll" and I knew that was a wrap 🤣

  • @palehunter6711
    @palehunter6711 3 місяці тому +3

    The last line is metal af

  • @nicholaspalmer3826
    @nicholaspalmer3826 3 місяці тому +5

    Mkoll is a terrifying presence

  • @dagramor-527
    @dagramor-527 3 місяці тому +8

    And just like that he gained their respect

  • @P0werL1ch
    @P0werL1ch 3 місяці тому +8

    Ah yes, Mkoll. The Tanith's cooler Chuck Norris. Coolest dude ever.

  • @XHobbiesPrime
    @XHobbiesPrime 3 місяці тому +6

    MKoll is what you would call a VETERAN Sergeant in a very veteran and elite guards unit.

  • @sirkelendor5429
    @sirkelendor5429 3 місяці тому +5

    Its very on brand for the white scars to get caught by a trap in training and laugh about it. They are some of the better marines imo

  • @Celticjesus
    @Celticjesus 3 місяці тому +6

    Having played IG in a lot of 40K games, can confirm. If I lose 3 squads and 4 armored vehicles to kill 5 Space Marines, I WIN.

  • @Drsiegfreid
    @Drsiegfreid 2 місяці тому +3

    And this is only 1 of the many many badass things Gaunts Ghosts have achieved.
    They have experienced divine interventions and were chosen by saint Sabbat as their bodyguards personally.
    These mad lads are just something else

  • @ToniFarious
    @ToniFarious 3 місяці тому +4

    Its cool that the marines were such good sports about it

  • @Rensune
    @Rensune 19 днів тому +3

    Afterwards:
    "Make this man a Primaris!"

  • @ElPeppito
    @ElPeppito 3 місяці тому +3

    "lol" said the guardsman, "lmao"

  • @Gimpy1900
    @Gimpy1900 23 дні тому +1

    Its always nice when gaurdsmen and space marines can laugh together

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot 3 місяці тому +2

    Mkoll is on another level. He even outsmarted an eldar hunter

  • @kylel7247
    @kylel7247 3 місяці тому +4

    No guardsmen you can’t beat space marines!
    Mkoll: Nah I’d win

    • @TheLongVigil
      @TheLongVigil 3 місяці тому +2

      'Ahem', and I quote: "NU UH"

  • @Sponzebeest
    @Sponzebeest 3 місяці тому +3

    MKoll is probably one of the best guardsman ever. The shit he does in the gaunts ghost series is amazing

  • @theredbregade6213
    @theredbregade6213 3 місяці тому +2

    Honestly these Guardsmen and Space Marine interactions are always the coolest

  • @IberianCraftsman
    @IberianCraftsman 2 місяці тому +1

    Best part is when he opens the "bombs" full of rations and the marines are in disbelief and start laughing😂

  • @Cruentus
    @Cruentus 28 днів тому +3

    If you've read all of the gaunts ghosts books, you know Mkoll is more like a 1-man-army than anything else.
    Beware of incoming major spoilers and don't read any further if you don't want to know too much of the books yet, including the end.
    Mkoll singlehandedly killed a chaos-dreadnought, told the soldier who saw that not to tell anybody about it, because he just did his duty and don't wanted to be bothered by the congratulations.
    He outwitted a dark eldar mandrake, one of the most deadly and cunning hunters of the dark eldar, and told him he was quite good before shooting his brains out point blank.
    He survived together with gaunt and a special operations team of the first tanith on a chaos-controlled planet, fighting a guerrilla war for a very long time (idk anymore how long exactly, but at least a year), without being corrupted by chaos, which is a feat in itself.
    He was captured by the enemy (after killing a lot of them), but he escaped and successfully infiltrated the enemy main base, killing even more of them and in the end made the second in command of the whole chaos-army - a being absolutely pumped with chaos-energy - spend their whole energy until he was forced to flee - ONLY to be pursued by Mkoll through the portal and being killed by him on a lonely beach.
    Mkoll is the real Warhammer 40k, i'm telling you. xD
    I love this character. Because he's not just absolutely badass, but he is humble and intelligent as well.
    He's just what i want from a good 40k-story. 😊

  • @aussieman4791
    @aussieman4791 3 місяці тому +3

    Never doubt Mkoll, the slayer of Magisters

  • @warbossgrimtoof569
    @warbossgrimtoof569 3 місяці тому +2

    Mkoll is Astartes named character levels of badass. The amount of shit he’s done and survived is astounding. Lets never forget that man killed a chaos dreadnaught using cacti lol

  • @DarkKnight6six6
    @DarkKnight6six6 3 місяці тому +2

    It's rare for a human to impress an Astartes, that dude has bragging rights for the rest of his life!

  • @Sakki007
    @Sakki007 3 місяці тому +3

    Chief scouts sergeant Oan Mkoll. I will alway remember that name

  • @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027
    @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027 3 місяці тому +3

    Not going to lie this is one of the best military tactical stories I probably ever heard of delivered in a short video. The thing is though because of how outmatched humanity is against its various enemies. I wonder how this will work against an enemy like an Eldar or a Dark Eldar for that matter 🤔?

    • @ThatRatBastard
      @ThatRatBastard 3 місяці тому +2

      Lmao Mkoll doesn't give a fuck how pointy their ears are. He's beaten a Dark Eldar mandrake at their own game once he can do it again. Tanith lads are just that good.

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 3 місяці тому +1

      Mkoll has killed a rampaging chaos dreadnought. Albeit a blind one

    • @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027
      @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027 3 місяці тому

      @@Angels510 😳 That's still drastically impressive. Those things are chaos abominations, they can practically smell the souls of people they want to crush beneath their gargantuan feet.

    • @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027
      @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027 3 місяці тому

      @@ThatRatBastard He Killed a Mandrake?! And this guy isn't some warp touched Emperor blessed figure like Saint Celestine or Sly Marbo?! 😱

    • @ThatRatBastard
      @ThatRatBastard 3 місяці тому +1

      @@trailblazerlazerrazerd9027 yeah, and he outstealthed the bastard in the process

  • @BlueGoblin1
    @BlueGoblin1 3 місяці тому +1

    White Scar: You will die too?
    Guardsman: That is all we ever do. We die standing.

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe 3 місяці тому +2

    _"Had the Kryptonian or the Amazon made that gamble, they would have lost. They do not have the strength of character to destroy an entire planet to achieve success, but you? A human? Youd kill your own kind to win battles; an admirable quality. "_

  • @maddlarkin
    @maddlarkin 3 місяці тому +3

    That's not a lone Gaurdsmen, that's Scout Sargeant Mkoll, dude killed a Chaos Dreadnaught with a plant, he is approaching Sly Marbo in terms of lethality...

  • @Trehlas
    @Trehlas 3 місяці тому +8

    It's honestly one of the biggest issues W40k has... Nothing is more powerful than a named character.
    Put an IG vs a bloodthirster. Thirster wins 100% of the time.
    Put a named IG vs a bloodthirster. Named IG wins.

    • @HidingSleeper
      @HidingSleeper 3 місяці тому +1

      They're buoys of light in the grim dark. Levity. Constant grim dark and nothing else and it would probably not be such a popular/loved franchise. Stories need heroes.

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas 3 місяці тому

      @@HidingSleeper A guardsman taking on a squad of space marines is not a hero... it's Imperial propaganda.
      Seriously. It doesn't add, it simply detracts from the enemies of the Imperium... And if the Imperium can just smash its enemies. It's not grimdark... it's a joke

    • @florianhenkel111
      @florianhenkel111 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Trehlas no not really, every faction has it's named badasses and it makes sense because why would you tell a story like that if you can't be creative? Would it be better when you have the same situation but the marines absolutely stomp the IG? No because there are already so many stories where that happens.

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas 3 місяці тому

      @@florianhenkel111 Marines stomping IG makes sense... having a single IG stomp a squad of marines doesn't.
      As for each faction's badasses... Non-Imperial badasses exist so they can get smashed by the Imperium. Chaos is the biggest joke of a faction in the entire setting.
      Just look at Abbadon... Has he ever won? I mean straight up win, not won by default. Abbadon is a joke character.
      Or stepping away from Chaos... remember when Eldar avatar's were supposed to be this badass monster that wrecks his enemies... Half the Imperium has beaten one by now... I'm exaggerating... but Christ... there's nothing impressive about Chaos and there's definitely nothing impressive about an avatar of Khaine.

    • @FarremShamist
      @FarremShamist 3 місяці тому +1

      Sometimes, consider; There's a reason they had a book written about them. Sometimes it is just cool to have underdogs win.

  • @AGuyWithTheFace
    @AGuyWithTheFace Місяць тому +2

    I'm waiting for a moment where something like this happens and the Space Marines just say "It's a shame you weren't made into an Astarted, you'd fit right in."

  • @HeartlockeDemigod
    @HeartlockeDemigod 2 місяці тому +1

    “Thats why we always win” is cold af

  • @seymur7422
    @seymur7422 3 місяці тому +8

    Imperial guard for the win!!!

  • @mathieugervais501
    @mathieugervais501 3 місяці тому +2

    Imagine losing 4 space marine to take centuries to train and billions to arm just to be killed by ur local sergent 😂

  • @johntheknight3062
    @johntheknight3062 Місяць тому +1

    When the "GG WP" comes from a space marine, you know you did well.

  • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
    @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest Місяць тому +2

    A named space marine is badass. A named guardsman is unstoppable.

  • @NRV0
    @NRV0 3 місяці тому +2

    This is the type of shxt that gets you full honors into Valhalla

  • @asdf-sr1ny
    @asdf-sr1ny 3 місяці тому +1

    White scars be chill like that. Seriously the “Good” space marine chapters are the best.

  • @crazylasagna3576
    @crazylasagna3576 2 місяці тому +1

    Chad moment to the guardsman, but respect to the Space Marines for taking it in stride as well.

  • @crispycrimson6448
    @crispycrimson6448 4 дні тому

    I just realized... he called him "sergeant" instead of guardsman. They showed genuine respect in the face of conviction