I fucking love Chris. I don't care how often he uploads. You can easily see the time and effort put into each one of his videos. It is almost impossible to hate on him. You will always be one of my favorite youtubers. And I want to thank you for getting me the ought the tough times in my life by just making amazing content.
+Matthew Davies You couldn't have broken their nose. And Chris would've known before hand if it was safe or not. And his name is Ollie, not Kevin de Bruyne.
+Liam H (INFINITE) no. Chris calls him Kevin De Bruyne as a joke because he looks like him. His real name is Ollie, like I said. He even has a channel, called Ollie25Dixon, but he has not uploaded in a while.
+martha price oh my are you serious? It's a joke! How can you not pick that up? And how would Chris have known it is safe without falling into it first, which obviously didn't happen because he was dry...
Except Chris actually has wide shoulders.. most skinny people that are "ripped" have narrow ass shoulders. Chris' body looks really good bc he has wide shoulders and narrow hips
Chris by far the best UA-cam. Seriously why do people like pewdiepie ( I know ) Chris deserves much more and Chris actually puts me fort Ito his videos. I don't care that he uploads every week
Chris your mum is the head 🤓teacher of my school and I asked her if u where her son and she said yes I love ur vids so I subscribed I have seen all ur vids p.s xx
he's very skinny, so it's natural with a bit of exercise, as he doesn't have that much muscle and probably weighs around 60 kgs or less, pretty light imo, but then again, he's got a footballer's training
Fun Fact: This video was actually the first video you can see with Chris’ mum in it. When Kelly and Chris do the belly flop his mum and dad are on the left on a boat.
Chris should be so privileged to have KDB as a cousin
Ikr
And Manuel as his sister
+Tall Man nice one
Yeah lol
+Oliverpool agreed
Past Ollie looks like rowley from diary of a wimpy kid
Bandwagon Now that I think about it LOL
Bandwagon YESSSSSSS
Yeah
😂
Yeh
ChrisMD is actually the best UA-camr
+Obey VeZz301 TRIGGERED
+Obey VeZz301 u mad bro
There are better UA-camrs, but it's my opinion.
Yes
Someone's got a crush
Old Ollie looks like he’s just had a allergic reaction
I fucking love Chris. I don't care how often he uploads. You can easily see the time and effort put into each one of his videos. It is almost impossible to hate on him. You will always be one of my favorite youtubers. And I want to thank you for getting me the ought the tough times in my life by just making amazing content.
Through*^
The editing and comedy is always so good as well, never gets old :-)
I was about to comment something like this I totally agree
I agree he is by far my favorite youtuber and puts a huge amount of effort into his videos
Yee boo
Chris doesn't upload but when he does, it's always 👌
i agree
He clearly uploads....
Chris doesnt always upload*
+EflexGaming 👌 this means good or class
+Authentic Gold as in its always good
The effort and the quality in a video are to different things. And Chris knows how to do both :) You're a proper legend!
That flop though haha ;)
Anyone else waiting for Chris's video discussing the Wembley Cup?
Yep me too
yes
Ye buddy
9
Of course
The My Chemical Romance song is called Planetary (Go) for those of you wanted to know
👌
*Darude sandstorm
MonsterX I is
ChrisMD is a beast
Wtf it is you
When u think people will like when they notice ur subs but then realise knowone watches u
+Mark Donovan and then you realise you can't spell..
+Forever LFC FAN YNWA LMAO😂😂😂
hes human
Did you change the title because before I thought it was "Torturing My Family"
Yeah ikr
"Torturing My Family for bants XD"
Haha
Twice
+John A its just a prank bro
I don't think Chris has ever laughed more in a video
harambe is love harambe is life
but Chris is better
True
Jamie Lunn you know it
Debatable, do people get their dicks out for Chris?
+Kieran Morgan fuck, looks like I'm all tied up now
+Kieran Morgan fuck, looks like I'm all tied up now
Kelly is the most loyal one because she helps you with most of your football videos
SUBSCRIBER
that is soo true but ollie too he was in the nerf war
+Neversay101good Kelly was in there too.
..
Pow Wow that's true!!!
Who's waiting for his video about the Wembley Cup
Meeee
Me
Exactly what I was about to say
I am
Me!!!
Cousin: yep, still ginger
Kel: laughs
Chris:not sure why your laughing.
Kel: I'm strawberry blonde
Cousin:that's how it all starts kel
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cousin= Ollie
@@Andreezito it's not ollie it's Kevin de bruyne
Cousin has a damn name
ysr KDB is cousin
Face planting into the bog is a bit fucked, someone can could've broke their nose, especially the Kevin de Bruyne the absolute mad man.
Just want to thank my iPad for adding in random words so my comment doesn't make any sense 👍
+Matthew Davies You couldn't have broken their nose. And Chris would've known before hand if it was safe or not. And his name is Ollie, not Kevin de Bruyne.
+Matthew Davies Theres always one
+Liam H (INFINITE) no. Chris calls him Kevin De Bruyne as a joke because he looks like him. His real name is Ollie, like I said. He even has a channel, called Ollie25Dixon, but he has not uploaded in a while.
+martha price oh my are you serious? It's a joke! How can you not pick that up? And how would Chris have known it is safe without falling into it first, which obviously didn't happen because he was dry...
I feel like Kelly's montage was a lot more embarrassing
Does anyone know what song that was playing during that
Isaac Smith tiny tim living in the sunlight
Like-go to heaven
CMC 99 dislike....Guess I’m going to hell
I’d also like to go to heaven
Only god can let u go u little attention seeker
STOP BEGGING FOR LIKES YOU LITT SHIT
@@suede4513 god ain't real
Didn't know De bruyne featured in your video
Raj8ucl let me talk
😂
Thats not De bruyne thats ollie
@@spydi4732 r/woooooooooosh
Lol
Why is Chris calling kdb ollie like wtf who's ollie
+E-Stroke he's jk
E stroke hasn't been watching Chris long
+E-Stroke omg -_- 😂
Because he looks like Kevin De Bruyne
+E-Stroke sure you were
If Kelly is anything like Dinnerbone she’s probably still there.
underrated comment only 100 mil people got this where are the likes?
Luke Read Clips
I don’t get it can u explain?
John Doe It has to do with Pewdiepie’s Minecraft series.
Your video this time next year better be as good as this so I can watch this while I'm upset about my shitty GCSEs grades ://
Same
Don't worry you can just redo them at college
or just work hard in year 11 and avoid that?
what did you get
Ikr, I only got 8A*s 2As and a B
I’m watching this again 4 years later
This guys uploading schedule is worse than Arsenal's transfer policy.
At least when he uploads it's great. Arsenal just sign Japanese kids without work permits
+Wolfeh omfg 😂😂😂😂
+Wolfeh you have more likes then the actual comment xD
I wouldn't go that far
Quality over quantity
ChrisMD is keep on changing this video title..
lool yhh
+NaztasticHD Well he couldn't leave it as "Torturing my Family"😂😂😂
+Sean Lydon and he changed the thumbnail
Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in English class.....
+Howard The penguin what you talking no one has had a mistake in their use of the english language
Anyone else see this vid was originally called Torturing my family?
He has renamed it 4 times I think
Yeah it was
cgygyぐllkhh。うふhっぅygyguyyuyyuuyyuuy6yyyyygy. ughhvhgugugugygyyggyhgugygh😬😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😈😈😈😉😉😨😂😢😮😈😢😃😂😂😠😃😠😨😢😱😢😴😟😱😸🙅👸💅👺❤💪💪💪👀👂💔💚👣👄👅💋❤💙💚💛💜💓💔💕💅👻👹👺👽🅱♒♒♑♐🔚♑🅱💮🔯
There’s some videos you just can’t stop going back to... this is one of them
Omg Chris you're actually kinda buff
17:38
+DevPlayz Pun intended?
+Och Odums no thats when hes shirtless 😂
IGoldenGuy JR. Ik I was joking.
ikr
I've been subscribed to Chris since like 80k seen every video since 😂
Same, can't miss them
Same🙂🙂🙂
Please subscribe to my UA-cam channel malcolm mensah o7
1.2 million
Same and I was like what a cool small channel and then I came back after like a month and he had 500k😂
1 video a month
Turning into W2S
Lmao
No w2s makes a vid every 3 months
Kian King r u drunk
Bleach maybe
Karam Minhas yeah, but Chris doesn't do this for a living. He's still in school i think
wait stop at 11:55 and look at the right
What that’s Jenny his cousin
Anyone from Australia here?
Yas
Yes 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Yep🇦🇺
+Jake Smoove leave...
Adelaide ❤💙💛
ChrisMD? More like RippedMD am i right?
Except Chris actually has wide shoulders.. most skinny people that are "ripped" have narrow ass shoulders. Chris' body looks really good bc he has wide shoulders and narrow hips
FUCK U
+arun Johal bit jealous there yeah?
no
Aboi Gerry you tell him
18:06 there you go ladies enjoy with me
I respect chrismds sister for going in goal for most of his videos that shows commitment to her brother 💪🏽👍🏼
I was genuinely thinking poet was one too lol
same
I don't care about ads
I don't care about buffer
But when the ads buffer
I suffer
it's fucking Shakespeare
This comment has been in my head for years.
Can't believe I found it.
proof how long he takes to edit he now has 3.4 million
or a lot of people just showed up
+Mez no he doesnt
You mean 2.4 million
OMFG Chris's Body Is Absolutely Stunning And Goals, LOVE U 😍😘✨✨✨
Jelena Maslic
I didn’t know De Bruyne was your cousin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OHHHH THAT’S A CLASSIC
Chris be flexing at at 18:07
I like how the reply got 6x more likes than the actual comment
+Jonathan Rafter 5 times*
+felix collier well now it is
+felix collier 3 times*
He was laughing
So I just refreshed my feed and a video comes up called 'Torturing my family' Okay
Kinky
So are we just gonna ignore that fact kelly looks so darn gosh cute with and without glasses
yes
Nonce
Schotmania voetbal could not say it better
Agreed
Your cousin looks like kevin de bruyne
Well done.
ur smart u ar
Your 16months late to that joke
He is Kevin De Bruyne.
Dumbaasssss he is KDB 😑
Legend has it Chris will reply if you're early
+Thomas Stunting oh oh
nope
oh, bother
My name is Chris
the popular one
WEMBLEY CUP TONIGHT!! Official Lineups for the game are on my channel now :D
I love how Ollie just stares at the camera
You brother look like Kevin de Bruyne
It's his cousin
+Tanvir Fahim No it are
He is
+Christians Univers he is :)
You didnt know de Bruyne was his cousin
I'm uploading on a crappy pc, hope it uploads in time...
Can't wait till the 2012 London Summer Olympics start!
Lol
So u commented 4 years ago on a video from yesterday? Great banter mate
CHRIS. WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THE THIRD NERF WAR!!!!!!!!!
+Expert Gamer supreme he said if he gets 200k likes BY THE TIME he hits three mil
+Dabric u are all stupid
+Dabric By the time means before. What's your first language?
+Dabric no he means of it hits 200k likes before 3 mill. And he has hit 200k likes u idiot
+Hayden Stemple it's when he reaches 3mil
tbh we have seen all three of them grow up quite a lot. But, Kelly is becoming quite beautiful, just me?
Why did he change the title like 5x
Tell me about it
I know right😂😂😂
Chris by far the best UA-cam. Seriously why do people like pewdiepie ( I know ) Chris deserves much more and Chris actually puts me fort Ito his videos. I don't care that he uploads every week
Effort
pewdiepie uploads every day and also uploads quality videos he cares what his sub's think
The videos aren't as good as these
+Łuîs2k Bruh So you're saying Chris doesn't care about his subscribers
Does pewdiepie have a six pack? No, thought not #CHRISFORPRESIDENT
Didn’t know you were relatives with De Bruyne
Chris MD is the best football you tuber I've ever seen
Like in the least objectifying way, I honestly think Kelly is stunning 😍
Same 😍
Yeah
iTattyboJangles nope no way
why did you jump in the lake with kelly
iTattyboJangles
chris is hella ripped
I know right
is he though
Aiden Currie C cv Cv Cc
12:01 a smooth criminal!! HEE HEE !! 🕴
Chris thanks for mentioning new Zealand in a good way because we never really get talked about
I never knew Chris had a six pack
JDSPORTS HD ...
Ginger guy .... LEGEND 👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂"still ginger" 😂😂😂😂👊🏻👊🏻
"Uuuuummmm 3 million"
+NFFC FOR DAYZ "uuummmmm 3 billion"
+NFFC FOR DAYZ "POET"
+NFFC FOR DAYZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+NFFC FOR DAYZ why are you replying to yourself so much
Oh you want a joke ?
Arsenal fams
YEEEAAAAAHHHHH
u want a joke?
your spelling
And grammar...
You want to here a joke
you're birth
You want to hear joke?
How you spelt your and hear (he spelt it you're and here)
why do these videos get millions of views but not even 100,000 likes!?
Chris's content is amazing!
Chris your mum is the head 🤓teacher of my school and I asked her if u where her son and she said yes I love ur vids so I subscribed I have seen all ur vids p.s xx
Sousa yO what school do you go to mate?
Sousa yO what grade are you going
K Legend message me
yeah right
Stop lying for likes
Kelly knows me and my friends names from st ab
chris hit 3mil!!!!!
Kelly looks like Mia Malkova
u r gassed
raymondinho Do you even know who I'm on about?
+raymondinho She looks like her tho! Especially her eyes
Bro swear to god was genuinely thinking the same thing
On the first one I just randomly thought My Chemical Romance and I couldn’t believe that was actually it 😂
It was called torturing my family
I know I was wondering why
It's because of youtubes new guide lines the word torture will get the video banned
It's because of youtubes new guide lines the word torture will get the video banned
+jack d at least it's still on youtube
it was the called fearful family forfits i think
Who else really wanted to see the nap stream????
OMG Did anyone else notice that the island Kelly was left stranded on looked so much like the one from spongebob? like if u saw the resembalence
Hi
Ollie face must be killing him, not just the face palm into mud but also he never stop smiling 😂
he changed the title
yh
why are you replying to yourself
BootBank harsh but valid
+Hafthor Bjarki
by mistake
my phone was on in my pocket
Shivam Pareek yeah right. So you type "yh" which means yeah, and then pressed the send arrow? Liar
Chris actually has a six pack 😝😘
Winnie da poo is a beast
He is goat
Ollie never stopped he did hats off
Kelly looks a bit like Chris
Calm down I was joking
No.
Well they are brother and sister so that makes sense
+Tjutd7 no shit Sherlock
4:42 so in 4 days he got 800k What!!!
He went up like 40-50 k :/
He just recorded the video awhile ago... maybe?
maybe idk
PyroRemoN f
Did Kelly stay there for a week
My god
+iMitchHD lol
+iMitchHD lol
No she's Chris's sister
Hey Bro? Look up. It says Gullible on the ceiling.
The song is from grand TOURISMO
Hello Future Me! Everyone else reply to this comment saying "Hello Future Me" so we can come back in a couple years and smile at ourselves
Hello future me
+Luis Velasco your a bad trendsetter
Hello Future Me!
Hello future me
Sup future me!!!
Notification squad 👌🏼
yes bro
Yeeaahhh
Yeye
Yesssss
what else
I'm from Ireland
Same
+Stuart Gunn nice
hon galway
+Black Clothes Gaming cool dude I'm going to bed now bye
Dublin🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
Love how Kelly and Ollie go in goal for Chris then he just ruins them after a year or two Classic Chrismd
Kelly looks like Debbie Ryan
But British
+Zspark 233 exactly
and with smaller boobs
No way
+TheOrphans lmao
6:10 Wtf is the location of that fridge? Does Chris live in a rundown homeless shelter?
Why did you change the title +ChrisMD
2 times
Chris md deserves 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Kelly is so pretty
Chris is hench
What's the song at the background that starts at 12:55? :)
Jerk it out
Darude Sandstorm
+James Eyres yea Darude sandstorm
i think some fifas music
It was in Fifa 04
i like how ollie was wearing swimming shorts as though he was going to go swimming
Do this but with your mum and dad
Chris has a six pack
RedShot Gaming sabsksk,a
stop lying you idiot
he's very skinny, so it's natural with a bit of exercise, as he doesn't have that much muscle and probably weighs around 60 kgs or less, pretty light imo, but then again, he's got a footballer's training
Well observed
Every like stays alive
Fun Fact: This video was actually the first video you can see with Chris’ mum in it. When Kelly and Chris do the belly flop his mum and dad are on the left on a boat.
Hmm Chris is so fine😩
Isn't he
I swear I will like this comment for harambe...
You swore
Whos watching in 2017 ⚡️⚡️⚡️
F
Jdn
2018
2018 XD
PuR3 Clan 2018.
he is such a good youtuber with a lot of potential