The Ugly Truth About CONKTENT No One Tells You

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @justincrandall3747
    @justincrandall3747 27 днів тому +47

    USA here, you'll never conker us.

    • @40KWill
      @40KWill 27 днів тому

      Indeed. Some random American just showed up and won part of the tournament.

    • @justincrandall3747
      @justincrandall3747 27 днів тому +2

      @@40KWill yeehaw, brother, yeehaw

    • @noah72214
      @noah72214 26 днів тому

      USA USA

    • @MarkoSeldo
      @MarkoSeldo 26 днів тому +2

      Damn. You beat me to the joke.

    • @RyanPST88
      @RyanPST88 21 день тому

      ​@@noah72214
      UA-cam: "Translate to English" 😂

  • @Dj_PushStart
    @Dj_PushStart 27 днів тому +9

    Happy Birthday sir, thank you for inspiring me to play in my first formal event. It was way outside of my comfort zone and I definitely was outmatched. I proudly managed to wooden spoon the event and had 5 great games with absolute champions of the community. Thank you for your content and your honest coverage of this nutty scandal.

  • @TobyGilham
    @TobyGilham 27 днів тому +15

    It's weird that the body he's part of cleared him of all cheating.... Sounds like its a fair and balanced review of the evidence.

  • @shorelessskies
    @shorelessskies 27 днів тому +15

    *checks calendar*
    Definitely not April Fools

  • @Dre0oq
    @Dre0oq 24 дні тому +1

    I have a conker related question. There was once a British company that made video games, that company was called Rare. They made cute games for a Japanese company called Nintendo. One of those cute games was called "Conker's Bad Fur Day". The titular Conker is a squirrel. Is his named for these conkers, being a British cultural phenomenon?

    • @RyanPST88
      @RyanPST88 21 день тому +1

      I think you cracked it mate 100%

  • @DocLecterHann
    @DocLecterHann 27 днів тому +10

    this is just nuts ...

  • @antonyyapp8597
    @antonyyapp8597 27 днів тому +7

    The fact that a self-imposed “King” could control the CWC with an iron fist (or in this case steel conker) makes me worry about the state of the modern game…

  • @johanderyck6598
    @johanderyck6598 27 днів тому +2

    Wait until Rob gets into last years chess drama where one player was accused to use a remote controled vibrating buttplug to receive morse code by his coach on which line to play.

    • @Crushanator1
      @Crushanator1 25 днів тому

      Thats so funny to me, because all of that is pueely conjecture bc it was a younger player who won, and therefore must have cheated somehow

  • @briochepanda
    @briochepanda 26 днів тому +3

    2:16 "Everyone here hates poor people" - Rob 2023

  • @TrebleAmp
    @TrebleAmp 25 днів тому +2

    As someone from the country.. I’m shocked by the allegations against my fellow green belt occupiers! Disgusting behaviour by this fellow greengrass enthusiast! Organisation committee scandal. It’s like fifa and sepp blatter but on a bigger scale!!

  • @MoleMantle
    @MoleMantle 26 днів тому +1

    I laughed so hard I nearly followed through on a fart. "There are 2 types of people who live in the countryside" - this is true, so very true.

  • @collywwob
    @collywwob 26 днів тому

    Finally. We are getting to the heart of things. Thank you for bravely tackling the issues that matter. The Honest Conker channel will get a follow here.

  • @neem377
    @neem377 27 днів тому +1

    Ive been waiting for this since.i saw the bbc article weeks ago. To be fair to the young lad fighting unfair is very British

  • @Iashuddra
    @Iashuddra 27 днів тому +4

    Carrying around a steel conker should be as disqualifying as carrying weighted dice at a AoS Tournament.

    • @trippward
      @trippward 26 днів тому

      "I only use it to amuse children"

    • @RyanPST88
      @RyanPST88 21 день тому +1

      Or the same as carrying around and using a steel conker at an AoS tournament.

  • @matt6387
    @matt6387 27 днів тому +3

    Having the steel conker as a joke is like having a set of rigged dice you always take to warhammer tournaments but you just never use them it is just all for fun. (Yeah right.)

  • @MrtavGavran
    @MrtavGavran 25 днів тому

    Is this some veiled reference to something that happened in the 40k scene? In either way, I appreciate Rob's dedication to the gag, got a good chuckle out of this.

  • @eriksundberg433
    @eriksundberg433 20 днів тому

    This is the conktent I did not know I needed but I did. My world is biggened.

  • @theWolfnMiniatures
    @theWolfnMiniatures 26 днів тому +1

    Happy Birthday!

  • @MrSnakeCake
    @MrSnakeCake 27 днів тому +2

    Everything alright over there on your island?

  •  27 днів тому +2

    Please keep us updated on new developments.
    These are quite serious allegations! 🧐

  • @mchup40
    @mchup40 27 днів тому +2

    finally the conktent we been asking for

  • @DarkLolification
    @DarkLolification 26 днів тому

    Oooh so that's where the name of Conker from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day comes from ! Makes senses since the studio Rare is English !

  • @drdz_arts
    @drdz_arts 21 день тому

    🤣Love it - but also, some thought provoking points made, and excellent summary of the apparent and baffling sociology of the English countryside.

  • @cullenasaro2229
    @cullenasaro2229 26 днів тому

    Happy birthday Rob!!

  • @Strange8ractor
    @Strange8ractor 24 дні тому

    God bless you, Rob. Have you considered running for king? You would be a fair and just ruler.

  • @PR-Hobbys
    @PR-Hobbys 27 днів тому

    Happy Birthday Mister Rob The Honest wargamer XXXXXXX🎂

  • @Joe_Smo
    @Joe_Smo 27 днів тому +1

    Bilbo did "have some skill at Conkers, if you must know". 😆

  • @Astelan11
    @Astelan11 27 днів тому

    Glad I clicked this and stayed till the conklusion

  • @p1ckle560
    @p1ckle560 15 днів тому

    As someone from the English countryside, I am offended and yet have to agree that we are weird and do love a good field fare with tractors and farm equipment on show

  • @Kelgrim
    @Kelgrim 27 днів тому

    happy birthday!

  • @JoeDaly983
    @JoeDaly983 27 днів тому

    Happy Birthday :)

  • @jfoerster
    @jfoerster 27 днів тому +1

    England used to rule the world and now this?!

  • @awesomemusicstudio
    @awesomemusicstudio 27 днів тому

    Okay, that's nuts!

  • @icarus933
    @icarus933 26 днів тому

    With the next U.S. presidential election less than 2 weeks away. It's reassuring to see that bonkers conkers drama that rivals the drama of the election is occurring across the pond. Really puts things into perspective

  • @lancetan7699
    @lancetan7699 27 днів тому

    This video makes me wanna quit AoS and focus on a new game.
    Happy birthday Rob! Hoping for many more to come!

  • @KhenpoDub
    @KhenpoDub 26 днів тому

    I am French, living in Spain and having lived in many countries. I have never EVER heard of the game of conker, not even of the word "conker" :D

  • @p3rils3nsitive
    @p3rils3nsitive 27 днів тому

    I can't believe I watched this whole video, and now feel invested in competitive conkers

  • @JasonPoley
    @JasonPoley 27 днів тому

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB

  • @Averagejoepainting
    @Averagejoepainting 27 днів тому

    Happy birthday, hope you get some good cake.

  • @brucesolomon1514
    @brucesolomon1514 27 днів тому

    My middle school head teacher was a legend. I think he had one last 2 years at one point.

  • @TrueLie89
    @TrueLie89 27 днів тому

    Happy Birthday from Germany

  • @StriderofDoom
    @StriderofDoom 27 днів тому

    Happy Bday Rob! 🎉🍻

  • @nathanfee9644
    @nathanfee9644 27 днів тому +1

    The Honest Wargamer EU has been hit!?!
    Happy B day Rob. Probably a bit late by the upload tbf.
    Edit- … I cannot tell what is satire here… at all LOL
    “Not a children’s game… BBC mistaken of course”
    This just keeps going! King konkor hates the poor!
    “Obliterating his opponents nuts with one hit…”
    This is amazing Rob lol.
    Final edit- “konkors meets fight club”
    Omg my sides lol

  • @jameswilson6328
    @jameswilson6328 27 днів тому

    happy birthday rob

  • @infernohobbies
    @infernohobbies 27 днів тому +1

    I thought this would be Conkers Bad Fur Day

  • @kennylull2470
    @kennylull2470 27 днів тому

    Happy birthday!!

  • @RBadel1
    @RBadel1 27 днів тому

    Happy Birthday Rob ✌️

  • @khromas5392
    @khromas5392 27 днів тому

    YESSS! Love ya Rob!! 😂

  • @firstylastington6127
    @firstylastington6127 27 днів тому

    Outrageous

  • @JohnnyTightIips
    @JohnnyTightIips 27 днів тому +1

    "We will never be slaves! But we will be *CONKERERS* " - Grom Hellscream

  • @CrazyWarbossGaming
    @CrazyWarbossGaming 27 днів тому

    Love your content bud! Been following all your 4th ed content. i've played aos for a while but I'm a 40k main, mainly play aos for fun (only because i dont have space in my brain for 2 comp games) and i run a lot of 40k events, but really want to do aos events too, i tried to run one and there was a golden ticket at the event, loads of prizes and food provided both days and it was 64 man max. But only 4 tickets got sold, is there particular things that aos players look for in tournaments that could entice more players to come along? as you cover a lot of events i'd be interested to hear your take on "what makes an aos event". longshot but thought id ask XD

  • @daedalus5253
    @daedalus5253 27 днів тому +5

    Conker? I barely know her!

  • @AndrewMcColl
    @AndrewMcColl 27 днів тому

    The WCC scandal has been the biggest news story in my mind for the last week, and it's been glorious.

  • @harveyg3958
    @harveyg3958 27 днів тому

    Happy Birthday Rob ....

  • @bulldoghammer
    @bulldoghammer 27 днів тому

    Happy BDay my friend 🍺🍻

  • @TheEase1
    @TheEase1 27 днів тому +3

    Wtf ist this Episode xD
    Hope seein you doin Stand Up soon, rob!

  • @lukevassh7740
    @lukevassh7740 27 днів тому

    Happy bornt day!!
    Get that bday freaky deaky!!!

  • @voxkine9385
    @voxkine9385 27 днів тому +1

    Hear me out:
    Fantasy has Blood Bowl…
    Age of Sigmar NEEDS Age of Conker…
    Pick your favorite mini and bash ‘em up!!!

  • @mrhotsauce3612
    @mrhotsauce3612 27 днів тому +4

    I have never seen that in canada
    British people must not have conkered the world enough

  • @RealJahzir
    @RealJahzir 27 днів тому

    I had no idea. Nothing like this in Canada

  • @DollaJames
    @DollaJames 25 днів тому

    This is 100% the most British thing I have ever seen

  • @ericc3327
    @ericc3327 27 днів тому

    What is the policy at the cwc about the use of a time split device?

  • @nurglematthew893
    @nurglematthew893 26 днів тому

    Happyyyy Birthday (month!!)

  • @donjardine8734
    @donjardine8734 27 днів тому

    Hi Rob conker is from a Horse Chestnut tree (and poisonous) where a Sweet Chestnut is a different nut and edible.

  • @earnestwanderer2471
    @earnestwanderer2471 27 днів тому

    Are there any conkers in Rascaltown?

  • @Mr._A685
    @Mr._A685 27 днів тому

    Came for CONKtroversy
    Wasnt disappointed

  • @HappyDuude
    @HappyDuude 27 днів тому

    Big conk is coming for you now, protect Rob at all costs!

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo 27 днів тому

    No kings, only conkerers! Down with the chestnut bourgeoisie!!!

  • @CorporalTunnel
    @CorporalTunnel 27 днів тому

    Just a jolly narrative chestnutter checking in

  • @Quickslvr_Gaming
    @Quickslvr_Gaming 27 днів тому

    Why doesn't William the Conkerer play? Absolutely Nuts.

  • @Fortunes.Fool.
    @Fortunes.Fool. 27 днів тому

    Imagine wanting to win a board game so badly you cheat. Imagine that, because I can't.

  • @AtomicTopher
    @AtomicTopher 27 днів тому +1

    [number of downvotes] got their nuts obliterated by this video

  • @casualgaming2351
    @casualgaming2351 27 днів тому

    in germany we call them Kastanienmännchen

  • @jamescheeseright6412
    @jamescheeseright6412 21 годину тому

    That's a Chelsea pensioner rob, not a beefeater!

  • @superdupermatt1986
    @superdupermatt1986 27 днів тому

    This is such a nonsense and I love it

  • @Crushanator1
    @Crushanator1 25 днів тому

    Damn, i thought the BBC might have accidentally made a whole video without transphobia, but @13:14 they snuck some in

  • @nurglematthew893
    @nurglematthew893 26 днів тому +1

    Luv HWG

  • @kewanzahedinour7304
    @kewanzahedinour7304 27 днів тому

    Tbh most of your Aos content is pretty mid, but boy o boy when you cover the conker worlds i am hooked, super hooked!

  • @DarrylAdams
    @DarrylAdams 26 днів тому

    Makes me proud that God, King Charles and Conckers still resonate in Australia. Negative resonance to be sure....

  • @noprobllama9747
    @noprobllama9747 27 днів тому

    Shouldn't the World Conker Championships be WCC not WCW as you called it in the first minutes of this video?

  • @matthewadamsteil
    @matthewadamsteil 27 днів тому

    Wtf. Robs Bday is the same day as 3!! of my family members. (Yes, they all have the exact same b day)

  • @ninneplug
    @ninneplug 27 днів тому

    GRAVITY STRIKE

  • @cameronfateweaver2206
    @cameronfateweaver2206 27 днів тому

    It needs an FAQ.

  • @oldman747
    @oldman747 27 днів тому

    gw removing universal access to rules only promotes cheating

  • @arthusii3024
    @arthusii3024 24 дні тому

    Ah the scandals at the CWWCCWSEAW's

  • @harveyg3958
    @harveyg3958 27 днів тому +1

    Rob please remeber that non british people read and follow you and won't appreciate your sardonic sublime dark british humor and think you are telling the truth ......i men for god's sake they believe Abbadon is the bad guy in the Lore !!

  • @lapre7872
    @lapre7872 27 днів тому

    One european out....

  • @DreadQuinn
    @DreadQuinn 27 днів тому +1

    #USAConkerMetaSoft

  • @scotthammers8745
    @scotthammers8745 25 днів тому

    If you had made a bet that people would listen to you cover something no matter what is it, I believe you’re owed some money

  • @NexUtInfinitus
    @NexUtInfinitus 27 днів тому

    What is this blasphemy? This is madness?
    This is CONKERS

  • @adamhiggins1664
    @adamhiggins1664 27 днів тому

    If pc gaming can go to Olympics why not conkers 😂😅

  • @warp5p1d3r6
    @warp5p1d3r6 27 днів тому

    WCC?

  • @JohnCarter-dd4uk
    @JohnCarter-dd4uk 25 днів тому

    LOL copying Jomboy now?