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Shit Alexis Says
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2014
- This video is about the stuff Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan says. #Dynasty #JoanCollinsJustice #AlexisMorellCarringtonColbyDexterRowan
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Being 80s rich was WAY more fun then being Millennial rich.
Everything 80s was better than millennial anything
@@NKdidit.24 Oh yesss
I agree. 80s rich was way better. They were rich and weren’t ashamed to show it off…this series stands the true test of time…Just as good today as it was when it first ran.❤❤❤Love Joan Collins
Agree 👍
And your point is?
Millions of gay men became extra sassy when Dynasty aired.
Amen to that!🤭😛😂
U go, girl!
Yessss
They copy black women let’s stop lying
Mood
“Get out of my sight you miserable has been” is one of my favorite Alexis Colby Carrington Dexter Rowan’s iconic quotes.
7:20
That is the best line ever!!!
Joan Collins made this a role of a lifetime . She realized the gold mine she had on her hands and played the hilt out of it . She put Dynasty on the map and drove the show to #1 . At 88 it’s amazing to still see her in the news looking fabulous at events in London or Hollywood. She makes the current crop of actresses look shameful in their sweatpants and t shirts . True Hollywood glamour and legend !
Yup, Dinasty would never get that many seasons without her. The rest of the cast was good, but she, she was the main star.
Absolutely. How I miss that time!
Agreed! Have been seeing her recently in interviews - the way she looks, speaks, engaged, she is amazing at 90!❤
Yes Yes Yes 👍 I Concur!
❤ #80sDynasty❤
She was always a bit of a joke, a B movie actress at best who dined out on pretending she was Hollywood royalty. Like a lot of soap actresses, she ended up having a hard time in the end telling which was the real her and which was the character she played.
The best line yet:
Krystle: "What are you doing here?"
Alexis: "I've been asking you that question for years and I still haven't heard a satisfactory answer!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Savage!!! 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha. The best lines! Best series ever!!!
A fucking READ LMAO
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Diahann Carroll "I really wouldn't know, this is osetrova and I prefer petrossian beluga" ICONIC!
weak line, not pithy enough ... and she seemed to have trouble saying it
This show makes me think of cleanliness of shampoo and I know I don't include everyone with my shampooing of the hair and showering!
@@Marcel_Audubonknock it off
@@ICONICPARIS thanks for bringing me back here to remind people that this was a weak line, not pithy enough ... and she seemed to have trouble saying it
The genius of Alexis is that even at her worst she is not a Karen.
"I loved that outfit the 1st time I saw it, I;m amazed it's lasted so many seasons" LMFAO
I need a video of just that line
alexis ain't shit 😂
Propably best insult line ever 🤣
The level of 1980s fashion fabulousity is iconic
“Guilt is an emotion I don’t suffer from. Guilt is for insecure people”: just love that!
“Dresses can be replaced. A Halston, Givenchy or whatever designer it is that you’re using.”
Sears, Roebuck
@@Marcel_Audubon😂😂😂😂
“I’m what I am, and that’s why I‘m where I am.”
Mean girls, you got nothing on Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter.
Don't forget Rowan
This video should be called: "Shadefest 101. The Early History of Throwing Shade."
And the Occasional Spilling of Tea.
With a side of reads
Alexis loved to throw wicked shade, each and every episode and dished it out. And I laughed the most when it was about bad fashion.
She was the Queen of Shade lol
No the title is perfect.
you left out (from the Masquerade Ball) "Krystle you look so ELEGANT. I hardly recognized you."
check out the sequel....MORE Shit Alexis says
jobjock loved that one! 🤣🤣
"You make a convincing gold digger."
Joseph, the ever impotent voyeur.
@@wiibaron OMG.....Did she say that ?? I'm Dying.......
"You don't know when to stop do you", "Oh yes I do, when I hear the thump thump thump that tells me I've driven over something hard and empty, like your head" Now that's one of the best one liners I've ever heard! hahaha..
I screamed!!! 😂😂😂
@@tazr7598 Hilarious! :)
The best line of that scene was just before that retort, Sable telling Alexis, after Alexis's man was found dead in a lake,
"I bet the bottom of that lake was warmer than your bed."
Decades later, I still remember it. I died and split my side laughing.😂
@@susiex6669 Gold! 🤣
Alexis one liners, stylist, outfits, sarcasm, is flawless. Alexis Is legend 🤣
I’m still watching 2022 👍🏽👍🏽
Joan Collins is an even greater legend playing her in such a deliciously evil way! 🤣
@@carmie9400 Agreeddddddd (LOL)
@@carmie9400 Agreeddddddd 🤣
Between Joan's unforgettable performances on Dynasty and Jackie's wonderful, Trashy-but-fabulous novels, the Collins sisters have given me so much Joy over the years! 💕♥️
Joan Collins "Made" Dynasty. I don't think it would have stayed on the Air were it not for her.
laminage Totally agree. What the hell would everyone else have done?
I didn't know who she was from Adam when she first started out. My Favorite Scene was with Dominique Devereaux and with Kirby whom she knew was a "Gold Digger" from Day One.
laminage I love Alexis!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is the best woman of this soap opera, Alexis doing wonderfully and correctly! Ad if I would be on the spot of Alexis I do the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+laminage She started out on season 2 and off she flew!!!!Into the Heavens and Hell!!!
Oh another Alexis sycophant! Its been 30 years and she still hasn't invited you to a party.
It's time to let Alexis go.
This is amazing! Joan Collins will be remembered forever as the most powerful woman on television, always. For those who never lived in the 80's you don't know what you missed. We will never see the chic, elegant, and classy era of American nostalgia ever again, and Joan Collins led the way.
*cough* Cookie *cough*
@Michaelle Mcgill icon
@@NearRivers122 I love Cookie, but she’s no Alexis.
The closest character with the swagger of Alexis from that show was Diana Dubois
Yea...true chic but not american but a british lady's sophistication America is missing out
Well Said 👍🏽👍🏽
Alexis is one of the best characters ever created. She made every scene she was in worth watching. Watching these clips makes me want to have a Dynasty marathon.
Agree 100%!
There are, like, 49 lines in this I'd like to use on a daily basis. Long live Alexis.
Perrioddd!!!!
"I just love the way you stand by your men sable, what a pity they won't lie down with you. " LOL LOL
2:18
😂🎉
Ending with "How Dramatic!" was PERFECT.
I know this video is about Alexis, but the way Dominique CONTINUES to read her about her burned champagne is so hilarious!
“At the moment I’m having some lovely NON-burned champagne and velvet smooth caviar. Not the kind YOU serve, Alexis.” 😂
theturners71 lol I agree. The shade thrown was fierce
Yass , because Alexis was wrong as hell for trying to serve a sista that shit . She thought she wouldn’t have known the difference.
There is really nothing more hilarious. I roar with laughter decades later. RIP Diahann Carroll.
The burned champagne! So absurd, but damn it's good writing!
@@xfiler-gl7nc 😂😂😂you've said it all!!
My mother and I loved to tune in on Thursday nights back in the day just to hear what this diva had to say. We loved her! Eating caviar, smoking her brown cigarettes, drinking champagne, eating strawberries and running her business with a male secretary.
+winogirlll Ohmygawd. Yes some else noticed her male secretary! I loved that, it was so tres chic to see that back in the 80's.
And she could never remember what their names were, and every time you saw her she had a new one!
It was Wednesday nights not Thursdays. We gays watched each week at the clubs!
+Brian Henson I stand corrected. Thanks. They were great times watching this.
+Myrtle Fanshaw exactly!!! I forgot to mention the clothes. Good memories.
Joan Collins play'd the hell out of this role! Alexis Carrington! We can NEVER forget you. I hear Nicholette Sheridan is playing the role in the remake but baby there is only one Alexis and that is Ms Joan Collins! She is fabulously wicked and I love her for that!
I can't agree less❤️
Nicolette Sheridan is an awful actress compared to Joan . The Dynasty remake is garbage
Sophia Loren almost took the part, she would've been an equally top notch arch bitch.
Love it "these pearls look quite dowdy....they might look good on you."
Back when there was actually something to watch on television...
Writing for this show must have been so fun.
she never walked through a doorway without a new outfit - even her own sitting room door
And in every scene she had a different hairstyle.
And she always had the last say
And she always had a hot male secretary and forgot their names
Every time she went to the bathroom she changed clothes.
@@oklahomorose wishing that was me 🤣
My parents literally named me after this woman and my god I’m proud YESSS queen
Me, too!
Thats too cool, the both of you! :))
I guess it's better than naming you Sammie Jo, but still sorta trailer park to name your kid after a soap character, don'tcha think?
the hair ; the dresses ; the look ! So 80's !! So Iconic !
"I do enjoy my own company. Just as much as you enjoy it ;) " ...Words to live by there :D (7:55)
My all time favorite TV show!! The money, power, the shade. Everything about Dynasty was a delight! Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan will ALWAYS be Queen!! None could do it better.
I might have included this gem from Season 4, Episode 2:
"People either loathe me or adore me. There's no middle ground with Alexis Colby - never has been, never will be."
"You listen but you don't hear, and you look but you don't see." This is just an awesome quote! It's pretty philosophical
Sometimes i hear music & it's heavenly;
most of the time i listen but i don't hear.
That is what I am saying...the title of this clip is absolutely wrong...maybe the person who created it does not get shade
She is BRILLIANT! THAT WAS WONDERFUL!! I absolutely loved this post!!!
Never make promises you can't keep...in your case it's stupid and disastrous. - Alexis Forever ❤️
Love Joan as Alexis she created a role that can never be duplicated, Joan is the real deal and her as Alexis was a match in heaven 😊
HOW can you not love this woman? She only missed one thing: Her enemies may find unpredictability and schrewness a challenge.
Is there any insult higher than insulting the quality of another's caviar or champagne?
The champagne was flat and the caviar was mushy!
I loved that outfit the first time i saw it. I'm a amazed it lasted so many seasons. Now that is one , third degree burn.
Insult: "Desperation is a terrible perfume to wear. And you, my dear, you wear it well." Lmao! That Alexis was a pistol!
@@septiawoman2911 i need to use that line somewhere !!
Yes, saying 'may your maranara never cling to your pasta' to an Italian grandmother. Say it to a Sacilian and you may become part of the agragate mix of the next batch of concrete.
What a difficult job Linda Evans had to have, just standing there and being told off again and again. I would've gone to the producers and asked for some good comeback lines.
Joan Collins had a command presence in the show. Alexis was the Queen of Super Villanettes.
villainesses
My fantasy mother....❤
My Fantasy Me! LOL :D
0:44 - Alexis has an absolute classic line in this scene, improvising a conversation between her and Dex: "'Have you been drinking, Alexis?' "Oh yes I have, Mister Dexter!' 'A little too much, Alexis?' 'Oh no, Mister Dexter. A LOT too much!'"
Has there ever been a better dressed woman on tv? I think not.
I remember reading once in some article then named the best dressed in primetime soaps to Alexis and for daytime the best dressed was Reva Shane on Guiding Light.
+bluesugar58 It's the best dress designer you should congratulate.. Joan Collins had little to do with it I think..
cookie
The nanny is pretty close IMO.
Audrey Horne
The last and the one and only female super villain... the first and best tv Super Bitch! Alexis Morwell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan.
Eoj Duorts husband Roger?You mean Cecil Colby
i guess, that one Roger you mean was the Alexis Lover Roger Grimes who might have been killed back in the 1960s.
TRAPPER JOHN Alexis IS NOT THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! Who says that Alexis is bitch, that person is FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Alexis!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is the best woman of this soap opera, Alexis doing wonderfully and correctly! Ad if I would be on the spot of Alexis I do the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Augustas Aleknavičius Learn English loser.
TRAPPER JOHN You are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not a loser and I am able to english!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Alexis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alexis is the best woman of all soap operas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alexis behaved correctly and I support her and if I were in her place, I will behave the same, LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Alexis is not super btch, loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alexis IS THE BEST WOMAN OF ALL SOAP OPERAS and Alexis is an example of what should be if you want to win or if you want achieve their purposes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alexis has to be love!!!!!!!!!!!!! And those who do not love her, they are fools and true losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alexis may have kicked some butts,although I do believe Dominique Devereaux kept her in tight check.
Sable gave her a good run for her money as well, if I recall
My oh my. The writers of dynasty really did a good job. Honest. Joan brought Alexis alive; made her like a real person. I'm glad to what the compilation of these clips. They're nostalgic.
If only I could watch the show again episode by episode. Ahh
It's streaming on Pluto TV. In the province of Ontario it's now on CHCH TV.
She's really good because some of these lines are so silly but she can pull it off.
Ikr I love them
Her beauty is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor’s. Joan Collins is iconic. A green eyed goddess. ❤️👌🏻💋
I never watched Dynasty, but am just here for the sexiness of Joan.Always thought she was beautiful in years before Dynasty and the look she had in the years she played this role,was/is iconic.I understand that she was amazing in the role,but I just wasn't into primetime soap operas.
This woman was my idol as a child 💯🙅🏿♀️🔥🎯
Same here! I would buy magazines and clip out pictures of Alexis and had a couple of posters of her on my bedroom wall ❤
3:36 "You know I'm not really sure about these pearls..they're so dowdy...they might look good on you.." Brilliant!
"How dramatic!" Love it Andrew, great job.
Timeless classic one liners and no one can ever replace the queen of the bitches.lol
" As far as I'm concerned... you listen but you don't hear. You look but you don't see." Ms. Joan your the best!!!!
I'd love to see the REAL Alexis guest on the new Dynasty and wipe the floor with the new cast!
A mix of Scarlett O"Hara and Bette Davis! Alexis was the shit!
Joan acted with Bette Davis and said that Bette didn't like her!
Alexis a force to be reckoned with! My favorite 80's actress.
I loved the hair make up the clothes and ALEXIS
That outfit, when I first saw it I was surprised it lasted for so many seasons... LMAO!
What I love the most is the title of this video. The shit Alexis says. It had me chucking right through.
My god she's GORGEOUS
i remember when it was on tv night clubs would turn off the music, and show it on the bigscreen tv and serve bottomless Champagne
God! The 1980s seem glamorous and peaceful compared to 2021.
Peaceful?? Hellz naw 😂
I have never seen before and after Dynasty such glamorous extraordinary fashion outfits on TV. Absolutely timeless. 👍👍👍
“ Get out of my sight you miserable Has Been “ ......... Brilliant 😂😂❤️❤️
Wow...the fashion back in those days was over the top!!! "More" was less and "less" was MORE-MORE-MORE!!! Heavy make-up, big hair, bulky shoulder pads, giant furs, and big accessories!!! But I will say this...the Dynasty women sure knew how to rock those frocks to the full term of Hollywood glamour at it's finest!!!
+cynventure1 your first two sentences made absolutely NO SENSE
+cynventure1 your first two sentences made absolutely NO SENSE
+islezeus You lack reading comprehension skills and the meaning behind the saying "less is more"...I stated it in the opposite term of the saying, in the spirit of humor!!
+islezeus Like I stated, you lack reading comprehension skills and the meaning of the saying "less is more"!! You simply just can't fathom the thought that you could not comprehend what I wrote, when other UA-cam viewers did. Now you have to resort to name calling as your form of defense!! Quit being a UA-cam troll!!! Also, if you are going to state that someone lacks "writing skills" you should make sure that your own simple sentences are written correctly!!!
+cynventure1 ok sweetie, let me explain this to you: the term "less is more" is ONLY valid in comparison with instances of excess. case in point, Dynasty fashion. This was an instance of excess, therefore the term "less is more" is only valid when going against the Dynasty fashion craze, not when it is used to poorly epitomize the Dynasty fashion craze.
The show was weaker without Pamela Sue Martin. She gave Fallon a compelling duality. She was happy to be rich but didn't quite know how to reconcile it.
Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan had the best one liners on television. #Dynasty
Oh those shoulder pads, more like pillows ! I do unfortunately remember that fashion for having lived through it. I didn't wear them but all my friends padded up every day, one even had shoulderpads in her pygamas !
Hello Stephanie
she is on the top because she knows how to act.. honestly she is a very very good actress.
She had a bad-ass wardrobe,you gotta give her that.
Reminds me of Bette Davis at her campiest.
Memorable scenes from the eighties
Love her................Sensational..................
What an icon.
i wish she was my mom just so she could throw shade at me and read me to filth
The ONE and ONLY! WERK BYTCH!
"I am what I am and that's why I'm where I am"
Her Alexis outlives all other female villains, no one can equal Dame Joan Collins' performance.
She’s just the best . Love her so much
She's a fabulous woman. I love her.
she played the best villainess primetime tv ever had!
Someone actually thought Nicolette Sheridan could replace Joan Collins as Alexis.
A joke...the reboot is a disgrace
@@silstar27YES a total disgrace. I liked Nicolette in Knots Landing, but nobody can play Alexis except Joan 😊
My GOD the looks she served!!! Iconic
Those wardrobe designers knew their stuff.
How dare The CW try and reboot this classic TV series. There will never be another Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Colby
Now we know what caused the ozone hole. It was the hairspray!
Team Alexis, i love Joan Collins😍😍😍😍😍😍
I absolutely love this compilation! The producers of todays TV soap operas need to see and learn how it was done. Nothing today compares to this! Someone needs to set up The Alexis Colby Academy School of Bitching! LOL
Love her,she looks like a typical Sidney Sheldon protagonist ..sexy, sultry and smart
Dynasty aired before I was born so I never really caught up with it, but I think I'll have to after watching this.
Epic snippets of the golden age of television. Joan Collins was a class act! Actresses of that era had style and grace. God, I miss the 20th century!!!
Thank you for this. Amazung clips and nostalgia.
My theory is that only hard work gets you through life, nothing is free, and anything that doesn't require hard work is a scam. The harder the work, the more likely depression is going to be cured. The more time and space, choices one has, well, that's a breeding ground for mental illness, especially depression.
She is so amazing. In one of the earlier seasons, her assistant keeps changing and she never remembers his name, always made me laugh.
This is a masterpiece of amazing editing (theme song is a little too loud is only criticism). So many good zingers from the legendary Joan Collins as Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan! Thank you for making this
I'm busy watching this show over again each night, thanks to a recently purchased box set. What gets me now is how utterly over the top the whole show was. What really fascinates me is Joan appears in every scene with a different hair-do and a different outfit to match. And which woman wakes up with full make-up, hair immaculate, and eating a breakfast in bed, which consists mainly of caviar and champagne, oh and just to try and keep it real, a glass of fresh orange juice on the side. Still, I am really loving the extravagance of it all. It makes the stuff of today seem so depressing.
4:32 "I've bought all of your holdings, INCLUDING THIS HOUSE!......and there's absolutely NOTHING you can do about it."