This gives me an idea I'm going to become a crack dealer but instead of the usual dilapidated crack house I'm going to have a really fancy place and call it a drug dealership, might even offer 0% finance aswell.
pixelint37 i imagine that they were staying late at the studio and ordered pizza and that one guy wanted salad and when they recieved their order and saw the salad they knew they had to just add it
It's either that or "And to finish, let's add a pint of salad dressing. It's not enough salad dressing until you have a half-inch thick pool filling the entire bottom of the lasagna tray. And add half a dozen more extra large packets in a bag, in case they think it's too dry."
“Should I seal the lid on tightly to avoid any spillage?” “NO! Are you crazy?! Seal it halfway so it coats every inch of the cardboard pizza box. People are going to want a jumpstart on getting their fingers all oily & disgusting!”
Galen Hart Don't be sad. They're great. It actually tastes great before pizza with garlic knots and soda. It's an unusual way to make salad but I like it too.
This is surprisingly an accurate representation of when you are just hired at a new job and they teach you how to do stuff in a way that makes no sense at all but you don't question it too much because you're new
Ah, definitely. I was strangely the dishwasher _and_ the one that made pizzas while the actual cooks were doing the more elaborate dishes. We had a stone oven that could cook an entire pizza in a minute and a half, but I was instructed on setting it for 2, and to be really cheap with ingredients. I felt horrible doing that and actually improved the process, I started adding more sauce and cheese and toppings, making them the way _I'd like_ to have my pizza. I ended up being really liked by the owner of the place that one time I made him one, but not with my immediate boss. But we went from serving one or two pizzas a night to more than ten every single time. I ended up quitting because everyone did blow, tho. And considering I already struggled with alcoholism back then, yeah, didn't need that. I hope they kept my process around, just for the sake of good food.
My mom used to order salad with every pizza delivery and this is 100% spot on. From the hard lettuce stem, the paper thin strip of carrot to the giant olives and peppers 😂😂😂.
She had Alzheimer's. Just like me when I always buy candy corn every Halloween forgetting that it sucked last year and the year before and the year before that - what were we talking about?
At better pizza joints the salad is good. Normally you would have to go to a major city like New York to find a pizza place that has everything consistently good
I've never gotten a salad from a pizza place, I've never even SEEN someone order a salad from a pizza place. And yet, I can feel how accurate this is in my soul.
My brother and I had a pizza place, and our salads were really good. Yes, they had all of those ingredients, but at least the lettuce was chopped. The dressing was cheap and gross though, but that's what the people want!
When I order Pizza I almost always go for a Kebab Pizza, a pizza with marinara, cheese, kebab, topped with a salad (iceberg, tomato, red onion, cucumber) & garlic sauce. Also a few Jalapeno. It's a pizza AND a salad, very popular in Sweden.
the only good thing about working at a pizza shop is you get to eat pizza, i couldn't be there after half a year i almost killed myself cuz i couldn't stand it haha
I always order one in memory of my friend. He loved them and always asked for pepperoni slices in it. Makes it tolerable. This was also his favorite episode.
On a friend's death anniversary I always eat pancakes with bacon, no eggs, he didn't like eggs so when he came over I would make breakfast and that is how I do it. Brings up a lot of happy memories
+ladistar LOL Right, because ordering a salad along with your pizza totally vaporizes all of those carbs. I bet you're the kind of fatass who orders a diet soda with a Bic Mac and large fries.
This cutaway lives in my head rent free. I think of it every time someone complains about a salad "at least it's not a pizza place salad" or "wow that's as bad as a pizza place salad"
It's absolutely amazing how accurate this is. I've always wondered if the idea is you're supposed to further mix up the salad yourself at home cause they're too busy making pizzas but regardless this is so incredibly spot on lol
How would you carry a large unwieldy bag when both hands are tied up holding a large, flat surface Its literally just the best option for the logistics of delivery
@@ZGlove. the pizza and salad are only really touching on the delivery walk to the door. The pizza bag separates hot/cold in the car, or they can be sat separately by the driver. The main issue these people have with warm salads is they don't get to the door fast enough, and the ten minutes of delivery really messes with them.
+AlienMagi Olives are superfood and goes well with pizza. Any food you can think of that is not dessert, if it doesn't go with olives and/or olive oil, it's probably garbage and you should not be eating that food at the first place. Avoiding red meat gives you longer life.
Mediterranean salads are nearly the worst. Who the fuck wants a whole pepperoncini in their salad? Or *any* pepperoncini in their salad? Who the hell eats pepperoncinis anyway?! The only worse salad I can think of is original-style Cuban "salads", with which I'm unfortunately all too familiar, as I'm born and raised in Miami. They shred a bunch of iceberg lettuce, then put a big tomato slice on it (not wedge, not even diced, but a broad disk of tomato like you would put on a burger) and a slice of yellow onion. And that's all you get. The whole thing is literally presented to you like burger toppings you got on the side. Then they give you stale old olive oil and plain vinegar (separate from each other, not even shaken together) to sprinkle on top of it along with some salt. Then you have to eat the whole thing with a fork and knife because you have to cut the fucking burger tomato and burger onion into bite-sized pieces. It's a disgrace.
@@RsKnDR0991 Cue my Cuban grandma (RIP) (in Spanish) "Eat it, you ingrate!! There are starving kids in Africa!!" My snarky ass when I was a kid: "Well then give me a tupperware so I can box this up and mail it to them!"
It comes with the pizza. Atleast in Finland, most of the pizzerias run by lebanese have really good, fresh salad, and you get 1 box of salad per one pizza and so on. I don't know about other places or countrys, but it works here. (Also, being that you pick up the salad yourself, from the distribution-things, one could just fill it up with chili and just use it as free chili.)
Why? They have olive oil, balsamic, olives, tomatoes, onions, and most of the ingredients are used on pizza anyways. Salad also absorbs the grease so your stomach doesn’t hurt and it compliments pizza well
I notice a lot of people in the comments saying things like "what do you expect from a pizza place?" The thing is, if they are gonna bother to offer it on their menu, they should get it right.
There's actually one Greek pizzeria where I live, and they actually make a decent salad. It has no white/brown tough parts, the salad is surprisingly fresh, tomatoes are nicely cut and so is the cucumbers, there's no jalopenos, there's marinated red onion and sweet peppers that are nice and crispy, they put fucking freshly made pesto on it like what, there's actual high quality feta cheese in it too, and there's warm bread croutons too. Aaaand you get to pick tuna, smoked salmon, or chicken as meat too. The dressing isn't overwhelming either, some slightly garlic tasting creamy sauce that doesn't drench the whole dish. And all of it costs around 10€ which is less than the average pizza. So I am one of the "weird ones" that buy a salad from a pizza place. Mainly because this one pizza place offers the best salad I have ever eaten, for cheaper than I can make it at home.
When I was in middle school I used to go after school to a little pizza place down the street with some buddies of mine every now and then. I swear this is exactly how that place made salads
I remember being on a vacation and catching this episode when it aired and couldn't stop laughing over this short scene for the whole vacation. Some people hate these short run off skits from the episodes and for the most part nowadays they suck but occasionally they strike comedic gold.
That 'right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm' actually happened to one I was delivering. Got to the door with a cold one separate from the food and found a hot salad IN THE BAG right on the pizza. Told the guy once I found it 'who the heck does that? nobody wants a warm salad!' and gave him the cold one.
+ Freddie Jackson If you can't admit they have a good sketch once in a while, I kinda feel sorry for you. You should probably climb out of your own ass. I don't even like the show but this is funny.
Spookrockcity if you find it funny then it is funny. Its just lowest common denominator comedy, always the cheapest laugh. its for sweaty 13 year olds who haven't seen anything better yet.
"Hello? Every pizza place?" I know it's coming but it still makes me laugh every single time. This and Chris racing to the airport at the end of a romantic comedy are some of my all time favorite FG bits lol
It's ridiculous how true this is!! One time I had gotten a side Salad because it was a combo meal. The salad? A plate full of lettuce, two slices of tomato and a green pepper. They really served me this and called it a day smfh
My local pizzeria actually makes the best chicken Cesar salads. Not to mention that their pizza is phenomenal too, but my place definitely makes a good salad
You don't order it for yourself, that's not who it's for. They are for when you are ordering pizza for what's supposed to be a fun event and some Karen (or male equivalent) has a list of dietary restrictions a mile long and someone just shortens that to "salad" but you know whether or not they eat it there will be a lot of annoying bitching.
@@AY-qy4jn Yes, they exist be like ordering a fish in the middle of a desert expecting something fresh going to a seafood place at the water and not order seafood instead ordering non fish based meat expecting something fresh.
varelabro1 or they both taste equally delicious and calling someplace else would he too much I mean we're not fucking made of money were not ordering from 2 goddamn places
It's offered as a convenience. Usually pizza places are suited for families or parties. Maybe not everyone wants pizza. And if it's on their menu it should be right. Personally I would never trust pizza place salads. I make my own or I go to Saladworks if I want pros to make it.
I can confirm as someone who has extensively worked at 2 pizza places, this is not only how the salads are made, but a good majority of the personalities of the people there.
I've grown less and less enamored with Family Guy's style and the forced cutaway gags, but this one is an exception. Too accurate, those salads are so hard to even approach eating
Cutting your fingers on the aluminum tray is the best part. And they're really thin cuts, so you don't even notice them until you accidentally open them an hour later
My cousin worked at the customer service at a Walmart back in the 90’s. There was a small chain pizza shop inside when you first walked in. He’s told some of the most ridiculous stories of people who had ordered from the pizza shop, and once in a while someone would come in with either a pizza or salad or whatever and, rather than bring it back to the pizza place where it originally came from, they’d bring their items and complaints up to customer service and yell at them about it, when they had zero part in it. Several instances were regarding the salads being made exactly like this video😆 It was the funniest thing to him when he first saw this clip on TV because it reminded him of those instance
after reading the comments I never realized there was so many people that have never had antipasto salad from there favorite pizza place it's completely normal on the the east coast
gingergames AHAHAHA I HOPE you're American or something, because pepperoni doesn't mean anything, porcoddio. Peperoncibo = pepper. Peperoncini = peppers. Look: it's so simple and clear.
Don't forget that the lettuce has to be dripping wet, but all the other ingredients are dry for some reason
Oh my god a code lyoko fan
The lettuce is wet because if you put it in water in the walk-in it stays green longer.
Code lyoko fans are rare to come by these days :D
Code Lyoko rules!
@Sunset's Channel people pretending to also eat healthy in order to justify having a pizza. 😉
You can tell Seth McFarlane just writes episodes around whatever's pissing him off that week.
he doesn't write anymore... supposedly
That explains why the show sucks now.
Robbie Clark Obviously.
didn't he do a movie like that?
Seth McFarlane has only written three episodes since the start.
This was so realistic that I could smell the strange saltiness of that salad.
That saltiness is sweat
Those salty ass kalamata olives
The black olives that taste like bleach/ammonia/plastic
@@giordan131
"I made salad with a twist."
*eats*
"What's the twist?"
"Sweat."
*PFFFU-*
@@BestKCL It's because
1. you've only tasted black olives; there are many more
2. the olives are literally canned in salty brine.
Forgot to add a shit load of raw red onions.
And bleu cheese crumbles
flips220 or feta cheese
flips220 fucking love red onion
flips220 no kidding, and cabbage
Gross.
Buying a salad at a pizza place is like getting a multivitamin from your drug dealer
"drug dealership" rofl
the fuck is drug dealership?
reading your comment is like getting an ass cancer
except it's not getting a multivitamin from a drug dealer
This gives me an idea I'm going to become a crack dealer but instead of the usual dilapidated crack house I'm going to have a really fancy place and call it a drug dealership, might even offer 0% finance aswell.
Hahaha
"Should we serve croutons with it?"
"Of course! But only five of them in one of those 2 oz. plastic sauce cups on the side."
Oh you're cute. Your croutons come seperate? Not a pre-applied soggy mess of disappointment.
"Also make sure they're either stale or soggy from the ranch. Oh the ranch? Dump the whole damn bottle on it."
To be fair, that is usually a serving size of croutons.
"sure; go get the leftover crusts and cut them up."
You know that the conversation for making this scene was a long rant
pixelint37 i imagine that they were staying late at the studio and ordered pizza and that one guy wanted salad and when they recieved their order and saw the salad they knew they had to just add it
I never asked for a salad though.
+That One guy lmao
Family Guy has a lot of jokes like that.
That One guy lel
“You think they want dressing?”
“Of course!” Here’s a single half full packet of dressing”
It's either that or "And to finish, let's add a pint of salad dressing. It's not enough salad dressing until you have a half-inch thick pool filling the entire bottom of the lasagna tray. And add half a dozen more extra large packets in a bag, in case they think it's too dry."
Alternatively: "Dump a whole bottle of ranch on there. You want it to look like lettuce chowder."
And it’s probably expired.
Nah, no packets. A proper New England pizza place will give you one souffle cup of mysterious, vaguely olive oily dressing.
@@MrClickity gonna take a wild guess and say you're not from Rhode Island.
I like how he doesn’t even correctly cut the tomato into thirds
Lmfao underrated comment
So it’s even more accurate the
I noticed that too 😂😂
In fairness, there really isn't a correct way to cut a tomato in to thirds.
@@byunhagui underrated how?
From someone who worked at a pizza place and made plenty of salads, this shit is 100% accurate. The lasagna tray had me dead.
And extra parmesan cheese packets for the salad?
get well soon
Yeah bro I work at a pizza place and we do a lasagna tray😂
Who the fuck orders a salad from a pizza place
@@kurtpunchesthings2411
People who require fibre.
"Hello welcome to Binging with Babish. Today I'm going to make a terrible salad from family guy"
That would be great
Honestly I want him to do this just to see how he would make a warm salad with the white part of lettuce and peppers taste good.
That would be great, and since he also like to sometimes fix meals, I can see him redoing it in his own way as well
I’m starting to leave comments on his vids asking for this
He'd have to make the pizzas too
They forgot the olive oil in a styrofoam cup on the side.
and a very small pouch of dressing
Ok
Nah its gotta be a one of those small plastic cups with the lid and bad Italian sauce in it
Fuck off checkmark
That spills everywhere with a series of obscenities. On you. In the car. And none left for the actual salad.
Should have had a small plastic cup of Italian salad dressing that half the time leaks all over the pizza boxes.
With emphasis on it being tiny, as in a thimble.
Yes...
Ozyman and they charge you extra for it.
You mean the kind you end up having to reluctantly throw out because you have your own dressing at home?
“Should I seal the lid on tightly to avoid any spillage?”
“NO! Are you crazy?! Seal it halfway so it coats every inch of the cardboard pizza box. People are going to want a jumpstart on getting their fingers all oily & disgusting!”
Wow. I've never seen anything so accurate in my whole life. This is magic.
ArkhamInmateE32b Amen to that
hello every pizza place
ArkhamInmateE32b Watch the ballpark cutaway and the bowling alley one too.
Sadly, I like pizza place's salads......
Only thing missing is bleu cheese crumbles.
Galen Hart Don't be sad. They're great. It actually tastes great before pizza with garlic knots and soda. It's an unusual way to make salad but I like it too.
This is surprisingly an accurate representation of when you are just hired at a new job and they teach you how to do stuff in a way that makes no sense at all but you don't question it too much because you're new
I've had that experience before.
Ah, definitely. I was strangely the dishwasher _and_ the one that made pizzas while the actual cooks were doing the more elaborate dishes. We had a stone oven that could cook an entire pizza in a minute and a half, but I was instructed on setting it for 2, and to be really cheap with ingredients.
I felt horrible doing that and actually improved the process, I started adding more sauce and cheese and toppings, making them the way _I'd like_ to have my pizza. I ended up being really liked by the owner of the place that one time I made him one, but not with my immediate boss. But we went from serving one or two pizzas a night to more than ten every single time.
I ended up quitting because everyone did blow, tho. And considering I already struggled with alcoholism back then, yeah, didn't need that. I hope they kept my process around, just for the sake of good food.
@@glidershower damn man
I've always questioned it. People ended up feeling dumb and looking at me as if I was an alien. Worth it!
@@glidershower Great story! Did you ever conquer the alcoholism? If so, how?
Used to work at a pizza place, can confirm.
Is it hard?
Gifted Gamer why would he have an erection? And why would he tell you?!?
MoonFlare it’s a joke, moron.
MoonFlare what the fuck are you talking about?!? Go play roblox or something geez
Tearyatobitz , Nice.
Don't forget the small cup of Italian dressing that they charge you an extra $1.25 for.
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Free red chili flake packets but an extra 2.50 for parmesan.
...and it's halfway closed and leaking
My mom used to order salad with every pizza delivery and this is 100% spot on. From the hard lettuce stem, the paper thin strip of carrot to the giant olives and peppers 😂😂😂.
Why would she keep ordering it after the 3rd one came? Lol
She had Alzheimer's. Just like me when I always buy candy corn every Halloween forgetting that it sucked last year and the year before and the year before that - what were we talking about?
At better pizza joints the salad is good. Normally you would have to go to a major city like New York to find a pizza place that has everything consistently good
@@EagleBeagle4886not forgetting, hoping that maybe it would be good this time 😂
@KC_Smooth And so what? Shut up and go to work.
it's funny because it's true.
zachary paris hahaha even down here in Texas its like that
zachary paris where the fuck do u live to say that it’s true
i live in the back of a pizza place.
the salads at the pizza place I work at are actually pretty good
Fox Fire you deliver?
"And be sure to put it right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm."
Lost it.
insertswear me too XD
I've never gotten a salad from a pizza place, I've never even SEEN someone order a salad from a pizza place. And yet, I can feel how accurate this is in my soul.
That’s because, in your heart, you know the truth. This, what they have shown, is the truth.
Pizza bungs lots of people up because of the cheese and salad helps with the digestion and stops constipation.
My brother and I had a pizza place, and our salads were really good. Yes, they had all of those ingredients, but at least the lettuce was chopped. The dressing was cheap and gross though, but that's what the people want!
Usually when you order in a group and there are healthy people. But I’m always thinking “Just get a salad elsewhere. Why do that to yourself?”
When I order Pizza I almost always go for a Kebab Pizza, a pizza with marinara, cheese, kebab, topped with a salad (iceberg, tomato, red onion, cucumber) & garlic sauce. Also a few Jalapeno.
It's a pizza AND a salad, very popular in Sweden.
I worked in pizza shops for around 10 years and I can confirm that this is true
Dashell Boat don't know how you did 10 years I did 6 months and wanted to kill myself
How does/did it feel to work at a pizza shop? I always imagined it to be very interesting
i had a lot of fun honestly, it just didn't pay very much so I had to move on
Dashell Boat On the 8th Day God created pizza
the only good thing about working at a pizza shop is you get to eat pizza, i couldn't be there after half a year i almost killed myself cuz i couldn't stand it haha
Having worked at an actual pizza place, I can wholeheartedly attest to this.
Tell me something. From 1 to 10 how many pizza are delivered with spit on it?
Rusty Shackleford Woooh, that's a relief ahahah thanks
Jenny N It's more for family owned pizza places not big chains.
Jenny N cf
+Im 18 inches longer than you Destroy your computer.
I always order one in memory of my friend. He loved them and always asked for pepperoni slices in it. Makes it tolerable. This was also his favorite episode.
On a friend's death anniversary I always eat pancakes with bacon, no eggs, he didn't like eggs so when he came over I would make breakfast and that is how I do it. Brings up a lot of happy memories
@@smoaT that's pretty gay dude
you don't win friends with salad
yatesy117 you win friends with booze
You don't win friends because friendship is meaningless and all they want is to take advantage of you in exchange for self-validation.
killabee stung The one's with penises.
"🎵You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! 🎵"
Munchies.
I've never had to deal with this. . . because I don't order a fucking salad.
Yup! But use a condom so you can still eat it after you're done.
^
John Adams you are a fat fuck
ladistar - I can't be fat, I fuck salads.
+ladistar LOL Right, because ordering a salad along with your pizza totally vaporizes all of those carbs. I bet you're the kind of fatass who orders a diet soda with a Bic Mac and large fries.
This cutaway lives in my head rent free. I think of it every time someone complains about a salad "at least it's not a pizza place salad" or "wow that's as bad as a pizza place salad"
"hello every pizza place"
“No problem, dump ‘em all in”
“Oh, and make sure to stick it right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm”
That’s the part that made laugh lmao
Nailed it, right down to putting them on top of the hot pizzas.
henk visser I mean, salads are a big part of italian cuisine
Where the hell they supposed to put the salad? Balance it on their head?
I dont get it , what's wrong with putting it in top of the pizza ?
@@dessindenfer1253 The pizza boxes are hot af and it makes the salad nasty and warm
@@PenusDrippings isn't there a case where they can put the pizza in so it stays warm? Why not put the salad in there?
It's absolutely amazing how accurate this is. I've always wondered if the idea is you're supposed to further mix up the salad yourself at home cause they're too busy making pizzas but regardless this is so incredibly spot on lol
It's almost a requirement in order to make it decent.
This isn’t humor, it is camera footage from virtually every pizza place.
“Stays nice and warm.”
So accurate.
How would you carry a large unwieldy bag when both hands are tied up holding a large, flat surface
Its literally just the best option for the logistics of delivery
@@internetbodhi1009 Perhaps with a sort of hot side/cold side barrier.
@@ZGlove. the pizza and salad are only really touching on the delivery walk to the door.
The pizza bag separates hot/cold in the car, or they can be sat separately by the driver.
The main issue these people have with warm salads is they don't get to the door fast enough, and the ten minutes of delivery really messes with them.
Just put it in the freezer for 20 mins, you'll be iggggght
Ye
I like my salads with sausage, olives, mushrooms, and cheese, on a giant round crouton, and tomato sauce dressing on top. I think it's called a Pizza.
WebVMan If the sauce is on top I believe it's called soup
WebVMan oh I have a friend named botha that likes that type of salad
botha deez nuts
+AlienMagi Olives are superfood and goes well with pizza. Any food you can think of that is not dessert, if it doesn't go with olives and/or olive oil, it's probably garbage and you should not be eating that food at the first place. Avoiding red meat gives you longer life.
AlienMagi go fuck yourself olives should be on every pizza
My father passed away at 94 last year - ate red meat every day of his life.
“I got some red onions”
“Cut them into thin rings and dump them in”
They forgot the gigantic unnecessary wedge of lemon
Alistair Drennan try evo oli and lemon on your salad... it works really god
@@mistorompendoilcaz oil+ Lemon+ salt + onions. make any salat tasty.
Or beans dish(with out sauce)
Holy shit this is 100% accurate this is exactly what the fuck they do Word for Word beat for beat.
This is SO accurate it's scary.
Only communists want a fucking salad anyways.
Maybe don't get salads from a small Mom-and-Pop one then.
Guess imma communist 🤷🏽♂️
This is what pizza places call a “Mediterranean salad” and I thought I must be a picky eater , I’m glad I’m not the only one though..
Mediterranean salads are nearly the worst. Who the fuck wants a whole pepperoncini in their salad? Or *any* pepperoncini in their salad? Who the hell eats pepperoncinis anyway?!
The only worse salad I can think of is original-style Cuban "salads", with which I'm unfortunately all too familiar, as I'm born and raised in Miami. They shred a bunch of iceberg lettuce, then put a big tomato slice on it (not wedge, not even diced, but a broad disk of tomato like you would put on a burger) and a slice of yellow onion. And that's all you get. The whole thing is literally presented to you like burger toppings you got on the side. Then they give you stale old olive oil and plain vinegar (separate from each other, not even shaken together) to sprinkle on top of it along with some salt. Then you have to eat the whole thing with a fork and knife because you have to cut the fucking burger tomato and burger onion into bite-sized pieces. It's a disgrace.
@@goombapizza6335 man, that had me rolling!
@@goombapizza6335 lmao that sounds like horror on a plate 😂😂😂
@@RsKnDR0991 Cue my Cuban grandma (RIP) (in Spanish) "Eat it, you ingrate!! There are starving kids in Africa!!" My snarky ass when I was a kid: "Well then give me a tupperware so I can box this up and mail it to them!"
@@goombapizza6335 lmao don't tell me about the assbeating afterwards😂😂😂
Who da fuck orders salad from a pizzeria? That's like going to the barber and asking for a quick dental check up.
A lot of people like salad along with the pizza.
Mine comes with the pizza. I always tell them I don't want it because its terrible
if you were from the early years Barbers were dentists..... in the old times.
A lot of people like to pretend they're healthy.
It comes with the pizza. Atleast in Finland, most of the pizzerias run by lebanese have really good, fresh salad, and you get 1 box of salad per one pizza and so on. I don't know about other places or countrys, but it works here. (Also, being that you pick up the salad yourself, from the distribution-things, one could just fill it up with chili and just use it as free chili.)
My uncle owns a pizzeria and when someone orders a salad (almost never) he just uses a store bought bag salad mix.
Butters Stotch Imao
As well he should.
That would have been an improvement of most other pizzerias
Pretty much, they're specialize in pizza after all, not salad.
Can we all appreciate the fact the pizzas cooked and boxed themselves whilst they were talking 🍕👏
You can. I'd like to live in the fantasy world where they were already cooked and the "salad" was last to prepare
Hot N Ready dude
Oh no! There’s no possible way they could have cooked and boxed them BEFORE!
Like a cartoon? Yeah. Amazing😑
This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my entire life
Sting!
Would be more accurate if they sliced a whole red onion and left it in a giant clump of rings in one corner of it
Caleb "I know a place that makes good salads therefore every other place also makes good salads".
See, that's not how the world works
Caleb oh shit, it’s the fun police! Everybody drop the fun and run! 🏃 🏃🏻♀️
they dont make salad like that, u lie
I'm actually in awe at how realistic this is
Never seen a salad like this from a pizza place. But I'm Swedish
If you order a salad at a pizza place, you deserve what ever you’re brought.
If you don’t eat some greens with your cheesy pizza you deserve to be constipated for 2 days.
Why? They have olive oil, balsamic, olives, tomatoes, onions, and most of the ingredients are used on pizza anyways. Salad also absorbs the grease so your stomach doesn’t hurt and it compliments pizza well
Greek salad with some feta cheese and chicken is a full meal. And healthy.
Unlike the pizza.
@@thisisgoodnews8043 if you get constipated for 2 days from eating a pizza without a salad you don't deserve pizza
Family Guy surprises you with funny jokes like these sometimes.
I agree, 90 percent of the show is trash, but they have gems like this sometimes.
+John Butch Like actual trash heaps.
You’re so edgy hating on Family Guy. Look at you Mr. Edgy.
Marcus Moser for real family guy is the best
Marcus Moser
& You're so Edgy hating on a guy Hating on a once fresh tv show that is now trash.
"What else do we got?"
"I got some stale Garlic bread"
"Good break it into pieces People like something hard and crunchy"
That's a salad crouton and people genuinely like those dummy
Thats how croutons are made
It was supposed to be a joke comment I guess it didn’t go well 😞
Hey man, we all laughed so mission accomplished plus you learned what croutons are. Win/win.
"Are they gonna want dressing with that?"
"Yeah, there's half of a packet in the cupboards. Be sure to charge an extra 1.25 for it."
The way they animated the stuff going into the lasagna tray is actually pretty well animated for Family Guy...
I notice a lot of people in the comments saying things like "what do you expect from a pizza place?" The thing is, if they are gonna bother to offer it on their menu, they should get it right.
Um...there is no "right" way to prepare a salad. The "correct" way to eat/order a salad is DON'T EAT/ORDER A FUCKING SALAD.
What
Yes there is. The right way to make a salad is any way that makes the salad good. A good salad is delicious.
christansdad I ordered a lasagna from an Italian place because it's an Italian place and it came with a salad I didn't ask for
Vagabond Spaceman Eating salad does make you lose weight. Working out does. You are dumb and fat
As a worker in a family owned pizzeria, this is word-for-word EXACTLY what happens.
You are way too cute to be working in a pizza place. You should be at a “massage parlor”
@@wesmantooth5908 ew, you're thirsty as hell.
@@theriverastyx it’s not my fault you work at a pizza place. You should’ve stayed in school. Good day, madame. I SAID GOOD DAY!
@@wesmantooth5908 tf
@@wesmantooth5908 are you schizophrenic
There's actually one Greek pizzeria where I live, and they actually make a decent salad. It has no white/brown tough parts, the salad is surprisingly fresh, tomatoes are nicely cut and so is the cucumbers, there's no jalopenos, there's marinated red onion and sweet peppers that are nice and crispy, they put fucking freshly made pesto on it like what, there's actual high quality feta cheese in it too, and there's warm bread croutons too. Aaaand you get to pick tuna, smoked salmon, or chicken as meat too. The dressing isn't overwhelming either, some slightly garlic tasting creamy sauce that doesn't drench the whole dish.
And all of it costs around 10€ which is less than the average pizza. So I am one of the "weird ones" that buy a salad from a pizza place. Mainly because this one pizza place offers the best salad I have ever eaten, for cheaper than I can make it at home.
That sounds damn great!
Cool story bro
I LOVE those peppers!
Same
Ziggmanster pepperocini
Me too
SAME
Da faq why
"No let's put it in lasagna tray" lol family guy writers must eat alot of pizza cuz they nailed it
Honestly, this episode cured years of frustration for me! I’ve always wanted to bitch at pizza places for giving me pig slop instead of salad.
This is 100% accurate in Finland also.
Here in Canada it's true too.
Lol! Even in Finland?
Even in Italy is true
In Poland the same. I ordered salad with pizza two times, maybe more. I think it can be some worldwide conspiracy.
PERKELE SUOMI
That's what the people want.
Emma Gottlieb you are gorgeous
@@e2m514 uh
I love how they don't even elaborate on why u can't eat the peppers. Just, "u can't really eat em"😂
Hey, what about my five entire raw red onions!?
Plot twist....red onions are supposed to be eaten raw
@@dsmits84 really?
Salad is the food that my food eats.
xD
rrmond Yes Ron.
And I don’t appreciate you eating it
You're so tough, you eat meat from a store
u ok man? how them arteries feeling?
When I was in middle school I used to go after school to a little pizza place down the street with some buddies of mine every now and then. I swear this is exactly how that place made salads
It's for that one salad eater, who tries to ruin pizza night
Don’t forget soggy croutons that defeat the entire purpose of croutons
I remember being on a vacation and catching this episode when it aired and couldn't stop laughing over this short scene for the whole vacation. Some people hate these short run off skits from the episodes and for the most part nowadays they suck but occasionally they strike comedic gold.
stfu family guy is goat
BrokAsSexual Chocolate better hide it from isis then!
I literally JUST had an antipasto salad from a pizza place. It was EXACTLY as this video describes. The giant chunks of tomato... THE HORROR
Joseph Zazza
if I were you, I would wear a tinfoil hat .. how did youtube know what you have just ate....
Even the lengthwise carrot slice? And the lasagna tray, and the sticking it on top of the pizza.
Abdul SA
Your devices are always listening.
That 'right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm' actually happened to one I was delivering. Got to the door with a cold one separate from the food and found a hot salad IN THE BAG right on the pizza. Told the guy once I found it 'who the heck does that? nobody wants a warm salad!' and gave him the cold one.
better than the pizza places that put lunch meat ham on top of the salad
Honest Dave exactly what I was thinking
Honest Dave That ain't lunchmeat ham, that's prosciutto. It's a staple of Italian antipasto.
Honest Dave (shudders)
cartmansfat123 no, it's ham.
its spam
Forgot the 5 inches of cheese.
Oh my god even the part with the slice of carrot is true!
Family Guy's Italian jokes are the best of any races they do bar none.
family guy is comedy for stupid people
+ Freddie Jackson
If you can't admit they have a good sketch once in a while, I kinda feel sorry for you.
You should probably climb out of your own ass. I don't even like the show but this is funny.
Spookrockcity if you find it funny then it is funny.
Its just lowest common denominator comedy, always the cheapest laugh. its for sweaty 13 year olds who haven't seen anything better yet.
Lol whatever you say kid.
Hope you get cured of your bitter outlook on life someday lmfao. Merry Christmas.
Spookrockcity Not bitter, I love comedy. Just not this cheap shit.
"Hello? Every pizza place?"
I know it's coming but it still makes me laugh every single time. This and Chris racing to the airport at the end of a romantic comedy are some of my all time favorite FG bits lol
It's ridiculous how true this is!! One time I had gotten a side Salad because it was a combo meal. The salad? A plate full of lettuce, two slices of tomato and a green pepper. They really served me this and called it a day smfh
If you've ever ordered Pizza from Windsor, Ontario. You'll know this to be a fact.
Anywhere in Ontario,
Buffalo and WNY, and...everywhere
mate you know the whole joke is "every pizza place" right, so the point is it's not localised.
Azeria
of course lol
Too be fair, who buys a salad at a pizza place. Whatever happens with that salad is on you at that point.
I lost it when he goes “no problem dump them all in” 😂
I can never get over how accurate this is..
Ngl he is very precise and quick when he’s cutting vegetables.
"Even the hardto eat white part at the bottom"
"That's what the people want" 😂😂😂
My pizza place doesn't do this thank goodness.
Every single pizza place i live near does this every pizza place i have ever
been to except for large chains do this.
You eat salad?’
I literally work at a pizza place and my coworkers do this.
Its so crazy to me how accurate Family Guy is sometimes.
"Cut it into thirds" Don't know why, but I lost it when I first heard that!
To be honest, if you're ordering a salad from a pizza place you kinda deserve this.
So you order salad from a salad place? Is there even a effn salad palace
My local pizzeria actually makes the best chicken Cesar salads. Not to mention that their pizza is phenomenal too, but my place definitely makes a good salad
You don't order it for yourself, that's not who it's for. They are for when you are ordering pizza for what's supposed to be a fun event and some Karen (or male equivalent) has a list of dietary restrictions a mile long and someone just shortens that to "salad" but you know whether or not they eat it there will be a lot of annoying bitching.
@@AY-qy4jn Yes, they exist be like ordering a fish in the middle of a desert expecting something fresh going to a seafood place at the water and not order seafood instead ordering non fish based meat expecting something fresh.
@@Roddy556 Can get vegan pizza's if that not good enough for the karen's do not invite them.
if you want to eat a salad why go to a damn pizza place?
iAmDaos well,i want a salad as a side dish, and everyone else wants pizza, that way you buy dinner at one sore.
iAmDaos delivery u dumbass
Delusional people...
varelabro1 or they both taste equally delicious and calling someplace else would he too much I mean we're not fucking made of money were not ordering from 2 goddamn places
It's offered as a convenience. Usually pizza places are suited for families or parties. Maybe not everyone wants pizza. And if it's on their menu it should be right. Personally I would never trust pizza place salads. I make my own or I go to Saladworks if I want pros to make it.
The way he says "cut it into thirds" gets me every time for some reason 🤣
And the tomato should be half green, nowhere near ripe, hard as a rock and inexplicably freezing cold
I can confirm as someone who has extensively worked at 2 pizza places, this is not only how the salads are made, but a good majority of the personalities of the people there.
I've grown less and less enamored with Family Guy's style and the forced cutaway gags, but this one is an exception. Too accurate, those salads are so hard to even approach eating
Holy shit, I just laughed at a Family Guy joke for the first time since 2003.
It isn’t even a stereotype. It’s just true.
just got off work (at a pizza place) and saw this. i can confirm this is true
Applewhite? You working? I didn't know there was a pizza in the kingdom level above human
This is so accurate
No it isn't. They cut up the lettuce.
This is universal, I’m in Australia and I’ve had one of those “salads”.
Well that's what you get for ordering a fucking salad at a pizza place!
Vagabond Spaceman i mean isn't that their name.....
Cutting your fingers on the aluminum tray is the best part. And they're really thin cuts, so you don't even notice them until you accidentally open them an hour later
My cousin worked at the customer service at a Walmart back in the 90’s. There was a small chain pizza shop inside when you first walked in. He’s told some of the most ridiculous stories of people who had ordered from the pizza shop, and once in a while someone would come in with either a pizza or salad or whatever and, rather than bring it back to the pizza place where it originally came from, they’d bring their items and complaints up to customer service and yell at them about it, when they had zero part in it. Several instances were regarding the salads being made exactly like this video😆 It was the funniest thing to him when he first saw this clip on TV because it reminded him of those instance
This is hands down in the Top 5 of FGs funniest most relatable jokes.
The best part of this joke is you just know this is totally a writer describing a salad they recently got.
after reading the comments I never realized there was so many people that have never had antipasto salad from there favorite pizza place it's completely normal on the the east coast
No... It really isn't... I live in North Carolina and every pizza place around here doesn't even offer salad.
TheAngryBuffaloSportsFan I'm on the east coast. Georgia. What exactly are you talking about?
+John Gallop (The Lord Mayor of DB) ahahahaha North Carolina is the south
+TC TC Georgia is the south
TheAngryBuffaloSportsFan Still on the East Coast.
But, you CAN eat pepperoncini and they are delicious.
Also, they are not hot.
Pepperoncini? Is this a text error or something,
Francesco Cosentino it's the actual name of the pepper. its good
gingergames AHAHAHA I HOPE you're American or something, because pepperoni doesn't mean anything, porcoddio. Peperoncibo = pepper. Peperoncini = peppers. Look: it's so simple and clear.
Francesco Cosentino yes I am american
My mom always orders a salad, she clearly states that she wants no onions, but they throw it on anyways and that ruins her salad
I once got a caesar salad at this pizza joint and I was so disappointed that it had fake bacon on it instead of real bacon.
What? Why would you have bacon in a caesar salad???
A Cesar salad doesn't have bacon.
@@dLimboStick perhaps none of the Cesar salads you have had.
Eerily accurate.
Now I wanna open up a pizza restaurant and call it, "Every Pizza Place".
This isn't necessarily funny. It's just painfully truthful lol
Sometimes a "joke" is so dead on it is parody and not really funny.
+John Petersen exactly. It is a little ...too dead on. Gasp! That's actually camera footage from EVERY PIZZA PLACE!
Yes. It is funny. don’t ruin it for the people who have a sense of humor