BEST CHAT UP LINES | ft. Conor Maynard
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2016
- Don't throw cans at people.
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I love you guys
ME TOO
❤️❤️❤️
Love you jack!!!
THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY! WE LOVE YOU JACK! THANK YOU FOR MAKING VIDEOS X
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youtube needs to have a special setting for conor where it actually says what conor says when he mumbles and doesn't mess our minds even more lol
trueee, even if you're not a native speaker
there's English , then there's native English, THEN THER'S CONOR MAYNARD ENGLISH
still love every millimeter of him though
also I have question and its RREEEEEAAALLLY ANNOYING ME at 4:13 conor said this in another video and I have nooo clue LIKE WHYYYY :(
Inci Hemmam YES
Trying to hiccough, burp and fart and sneeze and cough at the same time. Are you asking what he said? Not sure your wording is funny
Can u start subtitling Conor's words I always wanna laugh at what he says but can't because I can't hear lol
YESS NEED TO HAPPEN ASAP
Yes Defo!
I join the campaign #SubtitlesForConor
Josefa Ferreira Soto ME TOOOO
The auto generated captions are hilarious tho 😂 but yes we need subtitles for Conor
That little hop Connor does when he laughs is just too cute 😂😍
😍😍
Hahaha follow the rainbow
JOOOOOOSH
Josh!!! ❤️
😂😂😂
JOSH
new version of wizard of Oz
Conor DJing with his trousers was simply amazing!! That man could make music with a piece of string!!
a complete hero!!
James Clark
Or even a pair of underwear 😂
i honestly subscribed to jack,caspar and all them just to watch conor maynard ...literally funniest man alive
Keana Cruz same😂😂😂
😕
I couldn't stop replaying the part when Conor said
I look fukin hanthom
Your videos never fail to make me laugh, this was SO GOOD😂
I need more sibling collabs!
they are sibling goals💕
Omg I love Connor's eyes and hair so pretty and jack hmmm?
+Ginger Ninja ur name is my nickname
Lols😂
+AlexsLens yes hahaha
MY FAVOURITE SIBLINGS AH YES
Ilyyy
Me too 😆
+Abby Allen same
Them and the Dolan twins and joe and Zoe
+Five Sauce so true
I love how every time conor is on he says "shalom" 😂😂
Wait, what. I SWEAR this ENTIRE time I thought Jack was really adopted. Every video I always say to myself, "wow, I can't believe their parents found a kid that looks a lot like Conor".
Oh my god is jack adopted i don't get it😂💚
+JaZZ_ I don't think he is I think Conor just said it as a joke and it has stuck
JaZZ_ Everyone bother him because Connor and his sister can sing and Jack cannot
ZanderPander no its coz Anna once said it and now it's a thing
noo hes actually adopted
Conor literally mumbles 98% of what he says
Ikr 😂
PREACH but sometimes he doesn't even mumble and straight pulls a California accent which is another reason for us to not understand him also props to jack for putting up with this thing he does for 19 years ( he was adopted when he was 4)
+Inci Hemmam no he wasn't..
+Stephanie Robb they are half brothers but he's not adopted
I wasn't hating lmao I was saying it coz it's funny
Please can I have a Conor Maynard?
Yeah you can😂
I want one too
Can I have one too?
DM me when you recieve one and I can come round yours and hang out with him lol
I hear your get one when you subscribe to my channel........ Lol
Connor needs subtitles 😂
give him subtitles 😂
Who else would love to be Anna
(Their little sister)
I would love to
Hereis Elliana#
Life would never be boring
Great Scott
I would feel overshadowed and would get sick of people asking if I was their little sister
London Blue lol I get that every day 😂🤔
Not because then I can’t marry them
you know the fam hasnt been there from the start when they actually think jack is adopted lmao
Hahaha true...
2 SECONDS IN AND IM LAUGHING
I thought I was the only one
yes just yes 😂😂
ELLIEEEE
+Ann de Wit ANN HEY HI HELLO
Literally same🙋🏽😂I love his videos he gets like 1K likes in like 5 minutes that's amazing👀
THEY LITERALLY LAUGH THE SAME OMFG 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Everybody no jack is not adopted the person who tweeted it was joking and conor and Jack were joking also.
I tweeted it ✋🏼😂 and thank you, at least some people got the joke 😂😂
KK's Channel so he isn't adopted?!?
KK's Channel No 😂😂😂
THANK YOU!
😂😂😂
"Louis Armstrong .... isn't he the cyclist..?" "no that's neil Armstrong" oh my go d
ITS LANCE ARMSTRONG
When you're supposed to be studying but bae posts a new video and you end up here :))
Yass
yassss
Yep
sameee
wait isn't neiel Armstrong an astronaut
no that's buzz light year😂😂😂
LETS GET JACK TO 1 MILLION SUBS BY HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!! Its November 23 WE CAN DO THIS LETS DO IT PLEASE!!!!!LOVE YOU JACK😘
thanks for that.
I'm willing to create the amount of subs jack needs in UA-cam accounts to get to a millie
Aleesha Jackson-Apai how so?
I mean like how would you be able to do that?
Simply Beautiful i have the same B day as Jack
OMG, #HitTheRoadUSA comes out then in AUS
Why are they both so hot omgggg
Like I just want to be in their squad
CAN YOU GUYS START A CHANNEL TOGETHER PLEASE. OR POST A VIDEO LIKE, WHENEVER YOU WANT OF JUST THE TWO OF YOU HITTING AROUND FOR LIKE, AN HOUR PLEASE, THANKS
***GOOFING
conor is already on almost every video of jacks in some way. dont think they need to make a channel for just the two of them when you can find so many videos of them two with their friends on jacks and their friends' channels lol
yea good point
I would definitely subscribe to that channel!
Mishaal Khan YES!
Everyone's like "Can't understand Conor's mumbling!". I'm here like, "I can understand what he's saying perfectly fine." I feel like I'm the only one.
Lonely... I am so lonely.....
Katelyn Autumnsong ano same
Same
Persephone Schreave I can understand stand him
same :)
Persephone Schreave Me too! I think that’s just cuz where I live most people mumble like that so I’ve became quite good at translating 😂
as a person whose native language isn't English the only thing Conor said that i understood was the he photesynthesises (ik i mispelled that)
Which bit did you not hear I can translate 😂😂
literally though hahaha they speak way too fast
Photo synthesis* (too young to explain that)
mariam Sebert its photosynthesis (we learn it in science)
I've added a transcript (in a comment) that's correct up to minute 4:17 if that would help.
Why does everyone like Conor more then jack??? I love you Jack and me and my friend want your nose ring back!! #bringbackthenosering ❤️😇😂
Hey
+Beth Trussler hey
i love jack more sorry cornor still love u
I love Jack more than Conor but it's just cause of his personality type really.
Jack is a very handsome devil. 😇😈😄
I had a really shitty day today but Jack and Connor just seemed to make everything better💖
Aw hope tomorrow and the rest of your day is better 💕
+Five Sauce thanks so much
Same I had a really bad day, but these people make me feel so much better. I hope u feel better too and that all your other days are amazing😄🌹
+Five Sauce hahaha I love your name!
If you're down, watch Joe's video: bloopers with the maynards! It's so funny, this will 100% cheer you up☺️
And Niomi smarts: yoga challenge with Alfie and Marcus, that's the best one EVER!!😘😂
Please do the Bean Boozled challenge with Conor!!
conor*
Great idea! He should do it.
Is it just me or is jack kinda hot
The Devil yeeess !!!
Jack is a Fuckin sexy goddess
"Why would I rush? I hate all of you" 😂
"Isn't that a cyclist?" Think you're thinking of Lance Armstrong there lads 😅
😂😂😂
Jack is soooo damn hot 😭😍
yaaaaaaasssssss
Conor is hotter tho
Omg IKR 😍
+Abby Allen Jack is the best n hottest love you Jack 😘😍💖💎
agreed assuming he's on the left
literally every single one of the comments: is Jack really adopted or is it a joke?
It was my tweet 😂 I asked that because I thought everyone would get the joke...
+Tala Odeh omg hahah, half the people did anyways, I did 😂😊
Maisie Stockdale so.. he really isn't adopted is he ? 🤔
Maisie Stockdale ikr😂
I think jack is not adopted cause Conor and Jack looks like each other lol
All the buttercream gang have the best sibling relationships it is so cute! 😍
Lovetingletangle True omg! But I love the Maynard the most😚😃😂
Love jack and Conor
First comment
They always make me laugh especially Conor but then Conor always brings out the best in Jack😂❤️
"Isn't that the cyclist?"
"No that's Neil Armstrong"
"That's the astronaut"
"No that's Buzz Lightyear"
I LAUGHED SO HARD
At the beginning Conor reminded me of the brother from 50 First Dates 😂😂😂😂
Skye Mc I agree 😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing when Connor said I look Fukin hanthom😂
I feel like Conor would make a really awesome muppet.
I've only just starting watch your videos - never knew Conor was so funny haha!!
Rachel Newton ikr!!
they are even funnier together
Anyone else love Connor's humour? 😂😭
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I'm so close to 300 subscribers❤️🙊
I just love everything about Conor
Ment to say Conor*😂
Upload of you want subs 👍
+ElliotWhyte *if
+ElliotWhyte yeah ive got a video going up this week ive just been busy with gcse stuff😂
EARLY SQUAD! WHERE YOU AT?
Here
+Amy Duggan Coool
i really love how the maynards laugh
0.1 sec into the video and Conor already made me laugh! I love Conor 😂😂😍😘😘
I am I the only one who actually understands what Conor is saying? ❤
Millie Owens I do. Just gotta listen.
Millie Owens no I understand him
today is Eid in the Middle East! Can we get a happy Eid Jack!
Middle East and Muslims all over the world celebrating... Eid Mubarak to you all, what a good Monday!
late EID MUBARAK may Allah give you strength
Eid Mubarak cutie pie
no
Sorry if this is offence in any way but what is eid?? (No hate pls) x
Love it when they're together, it makes my day ☺️❤️
these 2 alone are crazy but together are insane
i have a strong feeling that jack us gonna hit 1 million subscribers by the end of the year !
is*
well, youre feeling was wrong lol he hit it a few days ago
For all the people who can't understand the boys (or just Conor) and think the auto-generated captions are crap (they are) I've got a transcript below to minute 4:17 best I can. (There's one spot at the very beginning where I'm not 100% sure what Conor says.) Enjoy. I'll probably do the rest later. Cheers.
0:00
Conor: I look fucking handsome.
0:02
Jack: Huh right Yeah cool let’s get the show on the road.
0:06
Conor: Well anyway he can’t read ‘cause he’s outside.
0:20
Jack: What are you doing? You’ve still got the pink nail varnish on. Conor: Yeah I know.
0:22
Jack: Bearing in mind you had that on about a month before we went to LA.
0:25
Conor: I’m letting it grow out.
0:26
Conor: Oh mate look at you.
0:36
Jack: Hi everyone. Welcome back to my channel.
0:38
Jack: If you’re new here then howdy-doodle-doodle-doo.
0:39
Conor: Shalom. Jack: Today I'm joined by my brother, Conor Maynard.
0:43
Conor: What’s up? Shalom. I don’t know.
0:48
Jack: So yesterday I went on Twitter and just tweeted the hashtag Ask the Maynards.
0:52
Jack: Ask the Maynards
0:53
Conor: Anything. Jack: You want to ask Conor: the Maynards.
0:57
Jack: Ask [uh] tweet it to me. So I went on Twitter.
1:02
Jack: Asked the hashtag ask the Maynards, and man oh man did we get some responses.
1:05
Jack: Man oh man. We were trending like 339 thousandth in the world.
1:10
Conor: Mainly from Anna. Jack: Saying, yeah, please come home.
1:12
Conor: What about me? Jack: What about, can I play? No.
1:15
Jack: So should we just get into the questions.
1:17
Conor: Gonna jump right in head first there like it's a womb.
1:19
Conor: Do you wanna jump in headfirst? ‘Cause I do.
1:21
Jack: Favorite song right now
1:24
Jack: G- Conor: Who? Jack: You know Goa, man. Conor: Oh. Oh yeah Oh I fucking love Goa
1:29
Conor: Uhh my favorite song right now, uhh I've no idea.
1:32
Conor: I mean I only listen to me. [Laughing]
1:35
Conor: If I’m just really honest all I listen to is me.
1:37
Conor: Like my a capellas. Sometimes I’ll like change the pitch, so it feels like a different song.
1:41
Conor: But it’s the same song. Jack: The Alvin and the Chipmunks version.
1:43
Conor: Yeah literally, or down Louie Armstrong version.
1:45
Conor: Is that his name?
1:46
Conor: Louis Armstrong. He’s the singer. [Singing like Louis Armstrong] I see trees of green. Red roses too.
1:49
Jack: No. No. Isn’t he the cyclist? Neil Armstrong? Conor: No that’s Neil Armstrong.
1:55
Jack: No he's an astronaut. Conor: Wait no, that’s Buzz Lightyear.
1:59
Conor: I like DejaVu, Post Malone and the Biebs. Justin Bieber.
2:03
Jack: Yeah that’s probably my favorite song at the moment as well.
2:04
Jack: Which famous UA-cam video do you wish you had created, and Conor which famous song do you wish you had written and why?
2:11
Jack: Famous UA-cam video I wish I’d created
2:13
Jack: Charlie bit my finger. Conor: Should we recreate it right now?
2:15
Jack: No. Conor: We both. Neither one of us wants to be the one to put the other one’s hand in our mouth.
2:23
Jack: Hello. Conor: Oh, Hello by Adele. Oh I mean that’s a big one. I could have written that.
2:26
Conor: High For This Jack: By the Weeknd.
2:28
Conor: The Weeknd. [Singing] Wanna be high-
2:34
Jack: Who is your celebrity brush?
2:35
Conor: Doris. Jack: Doris? Conor: The mouse from Home Alone 3.
2:40
Conor: Think of the most obscure celebrity you can think of in the world.
2:43
Jack: Stuart Little. Conor: No. Jack: Thumbmen from Spy Kids.
2:46
Conor: No, you watched that the other day. Jack: The weird heads on the Knight Bus on Harry Potter.
2:51
Conor: No ‘cause everyone knows the lines they say.
2:54
Conor: It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
2:56
Jack: No that’s from Shark Tale.
2:58
Jack: Bush number 74 in Lord of the Rings. Conor: Oh, shit I love that bush.
3:02
Jack: How old was Jack when he was adopted.
3:06
Conor: I think he was four. Jack: Four and a half? Conor: Four and half.
3:08
Jack: Any goals you’d like to achieve by the end of this year?
3:11
Conor: Any goals? [Music in background]
3:14
Conor: Uh, two little ones, probably.Sisters.Don’t know. Don’t know. Uh. Ummmm, I’m just gonna stick with that one.
3:24
Jack: What is your most memorable moment together?
3:27
Jack: I remember a minute ago when you said the two sisters pretty darn well.
3:30
Conor: I think the moment that you were like genuinely most happy for me.
3:33
Conor: ‘Cause I'm the only one that’s actually amounted to anything.
3:36
Conor: So I'm struggling to find any time that I was happy for you.
3:38
Conor: When I won MTV Brand New.
3:40
Conor: That was a big moment for us, isn’t it. I was like,
3:42
“I made it,” and you were like, “My brother’s made it!”
3:43
Jack: Who takes longer to get ready in the mornings.
3:46
Jack: Without a doubt this guy. Conor: Definitely you.
3:49
Conor: No. Mate you were in the shower for like an hour today.
3:51
Jack: You wear the gown for like seven hours.
3:54
Conor: The gown. I love the gown.
3:55
Conor: Yeah, but I’m still like…
3:56
Jack: So Conor gets out of the shower and just lays there.
3:58
Jack: Like soggy in his dressing gown until he’s like.
4:00
Conor: I’m photosynthesizing.
4:04
Jack: And then he starts to get ready really slowly.
4:07
Jack: Every time you walk over he’s just laid on his bed.
4:08
Jack: Just like on his phone. Conor: Why would I rush when I hate all of you?
4:12
Conor: Try to hiccup, burp, fart, and cough and sneeze at the same time.
lol this was three months ago but oh wellll, at 3:14 he says 'two lesbians, probably. Sisters.'
...
tala - doesn’t he say ‘ two listens’
HAVE A BLESSED WEEK ILY😍
i love them being so brotherly aw
you two together make me happy
You guys are a lovely pair of human beings ❤️
Conor's goal for the year should be to FINISH A FUCKING ALBUM
Absolutely love when Conor is in Jack's videos. Always hilarious together!!!
loves these two 💕
The cyclist- Lance Armstrong
The singer- Louis Armstrong
The astronaut- Neil Armstrong
I hope I helped clear up the confusion😂
Am I legit the only one who died when Conor said he would replace jack for Doris? 😂😂 I can't stop replaying it!!😂😂
I love their personality’s together and alone
Watched this so many times, I love you two together in videos. ☺️
I never knew jack was adopted
😂
Ahahahahaha dead
It's a joke
+Chloe Brown 🙄🔫
+ItzEmiliex ???
havent even watched it yet but im going to say its great anyway because its you & conor
U know it will be good because they are just the best
Awe when ever Connor laughs he always looks at someone else to laugh with him... I love conor
I love when they collab together! Very entertaining
I enjoy every video with Conor he is hilarious
Love you Conor so much ❤❤❤❤
I love how they pause then laugh at the same time
love it when connor joins videos
conor needs to vlog mor
All I want for Christmas.... is...... wait no, are...........
THE MAYNARDS!
I love that they find each other hilarious
this is one of my favorite videos of Jack's 💖💖
I wish my brother and I got along like that! Btw love you both so much!!!!!😍😘✨
6:16 i swear they're like thing number 1 and thing number 2 from cat in the hat
ok when those two are together it is HILARIOUS!!! i love videos with jack and connor!!
they are so perfect
Even the first seconds of the video made me die😂😂😂😂😂
*first two seconds
Those two together are the literal copy of Eddie and Crash in Ice Age.
Love the HP references and love your channel!
This combination is perfect
I love ur pick up line jack I would answer to that any day ;)
cerys campbell01" HEY!! OI!!!!!" Lobs a paperweight or something.
conor you are so funny man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how giggly they are!
Jack's and Conor's videos never disappoint!!
JACK IS NOT BLOODY ADOPTED PEEPS😂😂
"i'm photosynthesising"
Every video Conor is in I love purely for the intro when he says 'shalom' It cracks me up every time 😂😂😂😂👌
holy frick Conor makes me piss myself laughing tho. I love it when these two make vids together
I literally wanna be friends with you like it would be hilarious
Conor and jack need to make a channel together NEED
CONNOR IS SO ADORABLE AT THE END AWW. QUALITY CONTENT JACK KEEP IT UP HAHAHAHA
Omg these two are so cute x They should do this more 💞
Conor's face at 1:00
"Don't throw cans at people."
"My dignity was harmed in the making of this video."
lmao wth
Jack is literally one of my favorite people
I love how they both get along so well! I don't get along with my brothers!