him: why are you even are you out here then? me: well cause i am a lonely bish and i know vampire's are in dark alley ways- him: sounds to me like you were eavesdropping me: yes you could say that ;-;
sir- do you think I'll run away from a vampire that can kill me, thats one of the best ways to die. OR from all these vamire asmr videos i might had developed a new kink and most people should know what it is. Hint: 9:31 - 9:54
Him: you don’t look like you could defend yourself, Me: I carry around a knife everywhere I go, sometimes a lighter, I know the weakspot on a arm incase I need to free myself and I know how do hide and make a dead body
*My tomboy jock self* ... Not athletic? Bro I am doing national travel volleyball, rec volleyball, and high school volleyball all at the same time with an injury and can run a mile before I even start to have a slight heavy breath. Try me.... But like sure I'll take the offer
@@sj_lunarartist9248 what no that's just really intense And kinda terrifying I can barely run around my house without getting winded u can run a freaking MILE
him: "I’m not entirely sure if you need me of course but you do sound like you want me. *laughs* I’m just teasing you...😁 of course it’s both😩...anyways😐" Lmaoo idk but the way he said was so cool lol💀
@@c0ff1n_mylo I wasn’t gonna fight dont worry😂 This was a year ago so I was struggling baaaad with my period and the main thing that would soothe and distract me was scripted Asmrs like this one. Ik that sounds strange lol but it honestly helped at the time.
"can you shut up and listen" 😂 caught me off guard
Same
shes a runner, shes a track star lol
TIME STAMP FKVNVKNC-?
@@lifeisroblox18 6:57
@@staneverything9894 she can’t take the pain🏤
The "I give you a head start" cracked me up..
oh my
i read that wrong lol
HAHAHAHAUAWJSJSN I DIED
I swear, I'd just gone "THANK. YOU!!"
This my second comment but can we just take a moment to appreciate his laugh...
@@karina6221 indeed
Yes we can
Yes we can UwU
Him: "No one can run away from me"
Me who runs fast thanks to my father's genes: *oh really?*
your pfp matches the “oh really?” Lmaoo
D A D Z A W A
Oh dam you cheating on mic man that low
@@isabelleambrose9293 I most certainly am not😀
Pfft, now I'm just imagining you going zip zoom like the Flash out of there and him going, 'wtf just happened-'
9:41 he’s ✨laugh✨feels like someone calling me from heaven i can feel it🌟🌟🌟
yea the *ahA*
@@kittycontainer yes ikr
Isagani: I don't mean to scary you, you look like you've just seen a ghost
Me: No, I've just seen a vampire
😂
Not Isagani feeding us content we didn’t even know we deserved ☺️
Once the audio fades, my lonely self gets sad asf again 🤠✌️
please you don’t have to do anything to make me be yours 😔 i instantly fell for that voice
Play a *little* hard to get dude
The blood drinking sound sounds like you just slurping soup or a actual drink in a cup
true✔
Söup
Šöüp
ẞœü0
....good soup
9:40 Just been scammed, tricked, and quite possibly bamboozled.
Yesss
Aww the way you coughed??! so adorable!!!🥺
W-wait, I'm yours now? 👀 okay sure~ ❤
“can you shut up and listen” me: okay god dayum
*I'm supposed to be doing an essay but that going have to wait*
GURL IS IT JUST ME BUT I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@mizumihoseki4453 SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE-
🏃♀️💨💨
Can we just take a moment to appreciate him
THE SLAP OR HIT GOT ME PLS
him: why are you even are you out here then?
me: well cause i am a lonely bish and i know vampire's are in dark alley ways-
him: sounds to me like you were eavesdropping
me: yes you could say that ;-;
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not him saying we was already panting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “not the athletic type” I’m DEAD AF 😭😂😂
sir- do you think I'll run away from a vampire that can kill me, thats one of the best ways to die. OR from all these vamire asmr videos i might had developed a new kink and most people should know what it is. Hint: 9:31 - 9:54
"oh my god this blood tastes terrible"
me: *thank you*
Him: "why are you here?"
Me: "lookin for a-
Him: "a shortcut?"
Me: " ahaha yep totally"
Mmm hm
Nah cus once he said: "you really think you can run away?" i was saying: why would i run vampires are hot.
Him- "ya ever have a 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙪𝙩 before?"
me- **gets quesy when i get or see paper cuts, along with cuts in general**
sir i think no
i was thinking of ‘my babysitter’s a vampire’ the whole time..
Omg! That show is literally the best 😎👌
Yuhh early asf👊🏼😫
Edit: thanks for giving me a head start shawty you a real one😔🙏🏼
time to listen to his sweet soothing voice 🤪
Idk what to say but keep me im sure my bf wouldn't mind🥺
What a grate script. your voice acting is superb! That laugh is awesome btw. Look forward to the next part...🤞 keep it up!
Me if it was real😭✋
Him:I’ll give you a head start!
Me:YEAH YOU BETTER NOT AM FAST ASF
Him:*catching up*
Me:BRO WTF HOW!?!
ahh best part of some days, when he posts 😌✨🤚
My face: 🗿
My brain: 😩
My heart: 💓💓💓💓
" not the athletic type "
Sir I'm sorry, but now I'm offended.
Him:you smell really really good
Me: you kinky boi 😏
Him: you don’t look like you could defend yourself, Me: I carry around a knife everywhere I go, sometimes a lighter, I know the weakspot on a arm incase I need to free myself and I know how do hide and make a dead body
thats kind hot ngl can you break my arm
👈😎👈
@@imgayforthemenandyouarenth1660 💀😂😂😂
HE DOESNT KNOW SHE'S BEEN TAKING KARATE
Whenever I'm outside at night or by myself I form a fist with my keys slotted thru my fingers to really double the damage if necessary
i carry a knife and a taser
i felt that ow oml-
@@candlex >_
I’m in love with your voice🥺 and when you cough just made it better🥺🥺🥺
HE CAN TAKE ME HOSTAGE FOR ALL I CARE
I'M LITERALLY TAKING AN EXAM RN😭😭
~Nah~ WE need part *two*
Y’all his voiceeeeeee
Him: "humans never fail to entertain me"
Me: Bitch i ain't no human im a demon 😈
At least someone cares about me. Enough to chase after me 😪👌
I’m probably the only one that read the thumbnail and then started singing Helpless from Hamilton because I’m a Hamilton stan ...
Me 2 😂
Bro fr anyone who has seen Hamilton at least twice must have😂😂
and not me listening to this while going to the bar and cafe i work to help prepare for tomorrow's opening...
I got the notification,
I clicked as fast as I could
and completely forgot about the test that I have today.
(I'll probably fail but this is worth it)
I would like a second part please👀👀
Ok but like his voice is just so ughhhh💖💖
Ara-MIN? 🤔
Oop- accendently click on the notification without headphones. 😳😳😳
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo did u put it in though?
@@ElizabethChristianCorner_5 Haha i did
@@jessicamejia9586 😅
Welp time for death
i literally have sm homework but this is better
I neeed him to post more :’)
your voiceeee aaa i love ittt mwamwa
✨NOICE✨
i havent watched the video yet but the title is giving me marshal lee from adventure time and i am HERE for it!!!!!!
YOOOOO A VAMPIRE AUDIO
why did when he said something about the body i went
"U gonna eat that?"
She's a runner she's a track star
*My tomboy jock self* ... Not athletic? Bro I am doing national travel volleyball, rec volleyball, and high school volleyball all at the same time with an injury and can run a mile before I even start to have a slight heavy breath. Try me.... But like sure I'll take the offer
Damn
@@mysticfire5850 lol sorry
@@sj_lunarartist9248 what no that's just really intense
And kinda terrifying
I can barely run around my house without getting winded u can run a freaking MILE
@@mysticfire5850 😅
The blood sucking parts r the most exciting😼
him: "I’m not entirely sure if you need me of course but you do sound like you want me. *laughs* I’m just teasing you...😁 of course it’s both😩...anyways😐" Lmaoo idk but the way he said was so cool lol💀
lovedd it, want second part pleaseee jajaja
I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL OF ANY KIND.😠😡
OK THE SPEAKER SOUNDS JUST HOT!¡❕❗❕❗🤟🤟
Sounded like he was slurping some really good soup.
Or a drink or something..
Mr worldwide aproves
him: My offer still stands
Me Okay ya know what the only thing I ever do is play minecraft and watch anime go ahead and kill me already T-T
when are u doing the crush part
Oh wow I'm here kinda early 😩❤
Please I just started my period- I needed this🥺
Why would you need a literal vampire video, when you could go to a literal period comfort asmr? :] just curious lets not start a fight. 😄😃😄😃
@@c0ff1n_mylo I wasn’t gonna fight dont worry😂 This was a year ago so I was struggling baaaad with my period and the main thing that would soothe and distract me was scripted Asmrs like this one. Ik that sounds strange lol but it honestly helped at the time.
@@JKL0VER16 ight good. ANd hope your better/good with everything now. ^^
@@c0ff1n_mylo I am much better thank you!!🤍
The people who disliked are people whose blood sucked
😂 That voice crack got me, lmao. That was cute.
U have a pretty voice sir 😊
If I were to see this I would just walk away and act as if I’m blind 🕶🦯
HHAHAHHhahaha 😂🤣😂
✨ ART ✨
Him: if i wanted you dead you’d wouldn’t be here anymore
Me: I mean i listen to watch ppl panic but go off ig
Sorry, but why do u questioning me being outside at night? Can't a lady go for a walk or something like that? 👀
OOP IM HERE AGAIN
But I am athletic- they don’t call me ‘track star’ for no reason.
She a runner she a track star😳😝🤩😈👺🏃♀️🏃♀️
@@rebzzyyyx8899 lmaoo 🏃🏽♀️💨
Yay
*I-* Ok-
For a second I thought it said "your vampire boyfriend hits you" and I was like-
Ahahaha
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🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Him: not the athletic type I assume
Me: I am but you try running 8 inch platforms betch
i dont know what to comment but yeah
WAIT HOW OLD ARE U??? U SOUND LIKE UR 17 IN THIS
ig i will do my homework tmmr🙄
Me running : “IM FAST AS F*CK BOIIII”
him : “no u aint”
also i made 1.9k likes to 2k its fun bro 🧚🏼♀️✨
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🎧✨💕💯
Ok ok take a good look at the pic of the anime dude He has…. Facial hair I didn’t even see it
8% what is my life
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I should be editing right now for an appreciation post but im going to have to pause that for later 😅