Billie Joe telling a dirty joke

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Green Day taking the stage at the St James Theatre in NYC, to perform a surprise 1-hour-long concert to celebrate the American Idiot musical's final night on Broadway. To kick it off, Billie Joe decided to tell a questionable joke 😂
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 145

  • @whatasavage6684
    @whatasavage6684 7 років тому +210

    Hotel? Trivago.

  • @sillywilly8626
    @sillywilly8626 6 років тому +112

    This is more dark than dirty

  • @jameswharton7319
    @jameswharton7319 8 років тому +83

    TRE'S RIMSHOT I CAN'T

  • @Maka00Kuchikii23san
    @Maka00Kuchikii23san 11 років тому +89

    I love Tré's "Ba dum tss" xD

  • @hongtse6723
    @hongtse6723 9 років тому +96

    first i hear pj pj pj than bj bj bj than greenday greenday al of a sudden

    • @beezerboy4152
      @beezerboy4152 5 років тому +3

      Hong Tse the more you listen, the more I hear “green day” it’s weird
      And damn you commented that 4 years ago

  • @ZakBaganslover4ever9
    @ZakBaganslover4ever9 11 років тому +51

    This is so wrong, but so funny! I think Billie is the only one who could make something like this funny!

  • @namesaretoomainstream3857
    @namesaretoomainstream3857 8 років тому +18

    the joke was so fucking funny

  • @mokaakashiya9318
    @mokaakashiya9318 7 років тому +50

    *badum tss*

  • @Sunny-zm9wr
    @Sunny-zm9wr 10 років тому +129

    I feel bad for finding this funny :P

    • @sadlylouise5298
      @sadlylouise5298 8 років тому +2

      +Nope. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    • @sadlylouise5298
      @sadlylouise5298 8 років тому +15

      +Nope. I didn't even get the joke XD

    • @Sunny-zm9wr
      @Sunny-zm9wr 8 років тому +3

      +Louisepticeye AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    • @melancholy5381
      @melancholy5381 7 років тому +2

      Nope. Don't 😂

    • @evy8582
      @evy8582 6 років тому

      Saint Ricky you didn't get it haha?

  • @doit1998
    @doit1998 10 років тому +21

    Sorry for my late inform.. I made a korean subtitle about this clip to sharing more greenday fans. If you don't want it, please let me know.

    • @punxie89
      @punxie89  10 років тому +2

      That's totally ok!

  • @SkyrimIsBoss
    @SkyrimIsBoss 11 років тому +4

    What a strange coincidence that I happened to watch this video on 4/20...

  • @dylan_da_lfx4979
    @dylan_da_lfx4979 9 років тому +57

    haha that's creepy as hell idk y he was telling ppl about that

    • @what5228
      @what5228 7 років тому +26

      DylanDaDominator he was probably drunk or high

  • @Shena124
    @Shena124 11 років тому +4

    thanx, i didn't underestand the whole joke

  • @L0ve4Cookies
    @L0ve4Cookies 12 років тому +3

    @FinksEntourage Oh! Thank you. Hahaha....he's right. It wouldn't be a Green Day joke if it wasn't dirty!

  • @AmericanIdiotIsMe
    @AmericanIdiotIsMe 12 років тому +3

    Unravel those cords! XDD Lmaoooo

  • @ddoneal123
    @ddoneal123 13 років тому +3

    I tell this joke all the time now lol

  • @youshouldhaveknown5444
    @youshouldhaveknown5444 7 років тому +17

    Can someone pliss say to me what is he saying? I can't find out what does he say

  • @XxerikpereyraxX
    @XxerikpereyraxX 12 років тому +1

    probably.

  • @sanjeevsingh6849
    @sanjeevsingh6849 5 років тому

    the little boy named train

  • @Touwix
    @Touwix 12 років тому +3

    Can someone write it please I'm french and I have difficulties to understand the oral english. thanks :)

  • @badtwoface
    @badtwoface 12 років тому

    oh because theyre getting lost

  • @CharliesInBlackBrook
    @CharliesInBlackBrook 12 років тому

    sure, why not.

  • @charlie_the_devil
    @charlie_the_devil 5 місяців тому

    could anybody translate? i couldn’t hear the punch line😭

  • @kittycuba1
    @kittycuba1 11 років тому +2

    I don't get the joke ;-; someone tell me please

  • @BJGreenDay95
    @BJGreenDay95 13 років тому

    @FinksEntourage oh, thank you!!! :D really, the translation is quite good :P

  • @punxie89
    @punxie89  12 років тому

    @theedgeofgl0ria lolz that was me. I was like OMFGGG haha

  • @kittycuba1
    @kittycuba1 11 років тому +1

    OHHHHHHHH XD

  • @ryancalvert8984
    @ryancalvert8984 8 років тому +1

    that's funny

  • @montster13
    @montster13 11 років тому

    yeah he did :P

  • @badtwoface
    @badtwoface 12 років тому +2

    Wow that's terrible why is everyone laughing?

  • @punkpandas
    @punkpandas 13 років тому

    loool :DDDDD

  • @jcthrall1626
    @jcthrall1626 12 років тому +66

    i love how everyone laughs before he even gets to the funny part of the joke xD

  • @DancingNinja77
    @DancingNinja77 12 років тому +32

    I will forever remember going to that show from this joke. It was without a doubt one of the best nights of my life and a hilight on my trip to New York.

  • @anthonysclafani3963
    @anthonysclafani3963 3 роки тому +37

    they should've played All by Myself after this

  • @tally_hal
    @tally_hal 3 роки тому +47

    it's been years and twitter hasnt cancelled him yet
    what a legend

    • @panicatthelucy
      @panicatthelucy 3 роки тому +11

      if he ever gets cancelled I will literally wreak havoc on everything

    • @cassidygrey616
      @cassidygrey616 Місяць тому

      Hello fellow tally hall fan

  • @Axel1051
    @Axel1051 10 років тому +24

    You didn't get up there by telling some bullshit non-potty mouth jokes? Fair play Billie but that is beyond the pale!

  • @monkeydluffy2593
    @monkeydluffy2593 4 роки тому +13

    Can someone write me the joke? I’m from Spain and I don’t understand what he’s saying at all...

    • @RightFirework
      @RightFirework Рік тому +1

      The same thing, actually. Didn't get what he said at all. High five. XD

    • @Alex-ABPerson
      @Alex-ABPerson Рік тому +4

      So, a little boy and a pedophile go walking out into the woods.
      The little boy looks up to the pedophile and he says, he says, he goes "Man, it sure is scary out here"
      The pedophile looks down and says "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back by myself
      - Billie Joe 2010

  • @sarahwalter7198
    @sarahwalter7198 8 років тому +37

    Oh my god the first time I heard this joke my mum told me!!

  • @rebelguy9487
    @rebelguy9487 6 років тому +10

    Yep.....I'm officially going to Hell now!

  • @HySipher
    @HySipher 13 років тому +11

    Did Billie kiss Mike at 0:14?
    Adorable

  • @L0ve4Cookies
    @L0ve4Cookies 12 років тому +5

    MY SPEAKERS DON'T WORK!
    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HE SAID?!?!

  • @LeBlondebean
    @LeBlondebean 13 років тому +6

    I wouldn't be the same Billie if it was NON-Poty mouth jokes XD

  • @CrasPersonal
    @CrasPersonal 11 років тому +7

    THE RIMSHOT WAS PERFECT

  • @HySipher
    @HySipher 13 років тому +4

    @FinksEntourage Yeah I like it when they act like a couple =v=
    So cute!! That's the cutesttttt green day!!!

  • @Raisume24
    @Raisume24 13 років тому +4

    o my saint billie >.< XDDDD this is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • @theedgeofgl0ria
    @theedgeofgl0ria 12 років тому +4

    OMG the reaction of that girl, like :ooo ^^

  • @shallowstorm211
    @shallowstorm211 11 років тому +4

    OHHMMYYYGOOOODDD IM TELLING THIS JOKE TOMORROW FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF THIS JOKE

  • @CharliesInBlackBrook
    @CharliesInBlackBrook 11 років тому +4

    Go Bill Schnider!!! Unravel them cords you rock star!

  • @MsAgulka15
    @MsAgulka15 12 років тому +3

    That's what I wanted to write xD I know I'm terrible, but I love that kind of jokes...

  • @odavidlara
    @odavidlara 12 років тому +3

    HAHA!

  • @Wolfie00777
    @Wolfie00777 12 років тому +3

    Tre's rimshot was perf

  • @brb224
    @brb224 7 років тому +5

    what did he say?

  • @frezlah
    @frezlah 12 років тому +3

    Hahaha I get it XD

  • @skatertumen
    @skatertumen 13 років тому +2

    TEXT OF THE JOKE TO ME, PLEASE!!!!!)))))

  • @iluvty84
    @iluvty84 11 років тому +2

    alright call me stupid but can someone tell me what this joke means!!?!?!

  • @AqilKamaludin
    @AqilKamaludin 11 років тому +2

    IS THERE ANOTHER PERSON THAT WOULD BE PLAYING BASS FOR GREEN DAY ? :3

  • @oneaviatiorandminecraft
    @oneaviatiorandminecraft 4 роки тому +1

    Holy fucking shit. This is fucking uncomfortable considering the news that just came out about his son, Joey Armstrong.

  • @nropstudios3030
    @nropstudios3030 7 років тому +2

    I Knew Tre cool was gonna do that drum joke thingy Bob bobbyer

  • @marianathebest09
    @marianathebest09 12 років тому +2

    Sorry, but... What fuck he says??? :(

  • @odgykins
    @odgykins 13 років тому +1

    @skatertumen It's hard to explain...try google translate or something.

  • @naxigorxeng4886
    @naxigorxeng4886 2 роки тому +1

    What he said

  • @DinoBladeStudios
    @DinoBladeStudios 13 років тому +1

    @BJGreenDay95 HOLY CRAP! SHE'S FROM VALENCIA TOO! and yes she speaks spanish to me and my sisters all the time at home, she is fluent (of course), and teaches spanish(at a school, of course [again])

  • @paloma0berfield
    @paloma0berfield 11 років тому +1

    Can someone please tipe me that joke cuz i really dont understand Billie talking! Thakns :)

  • @batsarecool09
    @batsarecool09 12 років тому +1

    i don't get it :(

  • @badtwoface
    @badtwoface 12 років тому +1

    I dont get it...

  • @BJGreenDay95
    @BJGreenDay95 13 років тому +1

    OMG it's funny but cruel!
    btw, I'm from spain and I don't get what he sais after the joke
    can someone write it to me? thanks!! :D

  • @Melina-pc3vk
    @Melina-pc3vk 2 роки тому +1

    Que dijo?

  • @user-el1mw9pq1u
    @user-el1mw9pq1u 12 років тому +1

    i don't get it

  • @joeliaskywalker
    @joeliaskywalker 11 років тому +1

    Was he really kissing Mike? :3 sorry if it isn't Mike, I couldn't see it really good ghehe :3

  • @pluto_1626
    @pluto_1626 6 років тому +2

    2018 anyone?🤔

  • @lucywillis9241
    @lucywillis9241 12 років тому +1

    i dont get it

  • @american409idiot
    @american409idiot 12 років тому +1

    Wait can someone tell me what he said?

  • @mission-138
    @mission-138 7 років тому +1

    Can someone please explain this to me cause I don't get it

  • @ILuvSpringAwakening2
    @ILuvSpringAwakening2 13 років тому +1

    I was there that night also and I still tell that joke to my friends

  • @fendas123
    @fendas123 8 років тому +1

    I don't get it.

  • @MyNipplesArePointy
    @MyNipplesArePointy 2 роки тому +8

    HOLLYYYY SHIT lmao that was some morbid joke. I love everyone's huge gasp before the laughter

  • @cooperminion825
    @cooperminion825 5 місяців тому

    I can never understand the second part of the joke. Can someone tell me what Billie's saying?

  • @TheDitzofLaLa
    @TheDitzofLaLa 7 років тому +1

    A little boy and Davhie Vanity walk into the woods

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 5 років тому +7

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
    The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but, have you ever had a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
    And the rabbit says "No."
    So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit :)

    • @3mindrebel
      @3mindrebel 2 роки тому

      *And the bear says: no.

  • @D0wnC4ster
    @D0wnC4ster 2 місяці тому

    Damn i didnt know he was chill like that💀🖐

  • @ianhawthorne931
    @ianhawthorne931 11 років тому +1

    BILLIE i'm here

  • @JBoo-yk9wo
    @JBoo-yk9wo 11 років тому +1

  • @ashleyjuhasz7195
    @ashleyjuhasz7195 11 років тому +1

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @lablab657
    @lablab657 Рік тому

    Old habits 😏

  • @BJGreenDay95
    @BJGreenDay95 13 років тому

    @DinoBladeStudios really?!??! I'm freaking out! xD
    well, specifically I'was born in Zaragoza, but I live in Benimaclet, a town that's part of Valencia.
    and, do you like to speak spanish? ( btw, why are we speaking english if we both know speak spanish?) :P

  • @VirginiaPetry
    @VirginiaPetry 11 років тому

    memememememememememememememememememememe.... Nah, I'm just kiddin' with ya.

  • @BJGreenDay95
    @BJGreenDay95 13 років тому

    @DinoBladeStudios ooooooooh haha I understand :P
    really! your mom is from Spain? I'm from Valencia. Does she usually speak spanish?
    just curious :P :)

  • @skatertumen
    @skatertumen 13 років тому

    @MCRomg ahahahahahahah. google translate? so, what about PROMT? :D Oh yeah, I mean, I doesn't work. But you try?

  • @skatertumen
    @skatertumen 13 років тому

    @MCRomg Oh thanks.
    Sorry my english again, but what means " i have to walk back by myself "? IO_o|

  • @badtwoface
    @badtwoface 12 років тому

    what does he do to the boy though does he hide him it must be shocking the like polyp jesus joke

  • @dannitalbot6229
    @dannitalbot6229 11 років тому

    This is why I shouldn't read the top comments before I watch the damn videos :P

  • @kaelynnkeith
    @kaelynnkeith Рік тому

    Thanks Billie... Now I have a joke to tell my friends.

  • @veronicasubliminals5704
    @veronicasubliminals5704 5 років тому

    Love him but not funny at all

  • @fourthfusion7504
    @fourthfusion7504 7 років тому

    I'm confused. Is the joke that the pedophile is gonna kill the kid?

  • @DinoBladeStudios
    @DinoBladeStudios 13 років тому

    @BJGreenDay95 my mom's from Spain (by the way, Spain for the win)

  • @BJGreenDay95
    @BJGreenDay95 13 років тому

    @DinoBladeStudios what do you mean saying ''BTW SPAIN FTW''?

  • @TheyCallMeFranziii
    @TheyCallMeFranziii 13 років тому

    what does he say after the joke ? i can't understand it...

  • @DinoBladeStudios
    @DinoBladeStudios 13 років тому

    @BJGreenDay95 same... wat does he say? BTW SPAIN FTW

  • @AlolanAlomomola
    @AlolanAlomomola 12 років тому

    thanks, I hadn't got it hahah

  • @chiquita51soxes
    @chiquita51soxes 13 років тому

    @ILuvSpringAwakening2
    im going to