Madame Web (2024) | WORST MOVIE EVER?
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
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Is Madame Web the worst movie ever? Let's find out.
#marvel #madameweb #spiderman
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Is Madame Web the worst movie ever? NO, IT'S THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
I love that Oli slowly becomes more and more annoyed as the podcast goes on and Luke is just winding him up more
OLI: We love each other. We've been friends for over 15 years. But GOD DAMMIT WAS HE ANNOYING ME.
@cutsceneYT if you didn't keep trying to make the movie longer Oli it wouldn't have been a problem ;]
Naa you rage baiting him and i always do this with my friends lmfaoo
I appreciate the editor who had to slap “copyrighted content” on all the clips just to make it available for free viewing! Thank you
OLI: It's legit the longest bit of post-production we need to do.
While I get that it's her job as one of the Stars to hype up the movie I will always respect Dakota Johnson more for being honest about just how bullshit the production of this film was.
She brought life to something that was dead before it even started
I respect that way more than someone blaming the audience for the movie being bad.
I'd respect her more if she dropped a solid performance in a badly produced movie and then came out talking trash. She's a big part of why this movie sucked
Madame Web = A villain who is basically spiderman but redubbed + final destination ability + Pepsi
OLI: Put it on the movie poster.
One more comment. Something about how Dakota Johnson acted in the Madame Web press junket stuff. She was lied to by Sony and/or her old agent.
She was told that she would be working on an MCU project, which is a large reason why she signed on to it. I believe she said this in a "conversation"-interview with Elizabeth Olson.
Gotta say I agree with Oli on this one, there is something more funny about a studio mandated mess like this than laughing at a person with a dream.
OLI: Watch me hypocritically go back on this when we eventually review The Room.
I feel bad for Sydney Sweeney. There's an interview where Sydney says she had to beg to do a comic acurate pose that her character, Julia Carpenter, its the upside down one. So that shows Syndey actually cared about playing this character, I want to see her play Julia again with a movie team that cares as well.
They talked about that in this video 😂
@bryguytyguy am I not allowed to have that same thought?
Yeah I hope she gets to be in a Spider-Man project again. I hear rumor's that Black Cat might be in the next MCU Spider-Man film and I think she would be perfect for that role.
Tbh, a lower budget, sleek and sexy cat-and-mouse heist movie staring Black Cat and Silver Sable seems pretty bullet proof so it’s funny that one is the one that never got off the ground. There’s something there.
I have a thread saved for this film about the insanity of the marketing campaign and it's pure existence perplexes me. It was either so cheap that they all just decided to make a shitpost, or they invested so much that it collapsed in on itself. Either way it is my comfort material
Is anyone really going to watch a Spiderman movie where he just has a day job? "HELP spiderman, there's a car on fire with a box of kittens and a big tiddy goth girl trapped inside" "Well i'd love to help but i'm late for work"
OLI: I WOULD. Jonathan Hickman's current Ultimate Spider-Man run is a lot like this. He gets his powers as a mid-30 year old with kids, and a lot of the issues are about basic life admin.
Honestly, The one other villain i think you can run on their own probably Black Cat. Everyone else is maybe too obscure to really run with.
Big Wheel or Trap Room solo movies incoming.
I greatly preferred Madame Web over the Morbius movie, and I loved Matt Smith from his Doctor Who days. That said, Leto needs to stay out cinema or just not take staring roles, like just because his band got big (i only like 5 songs, 3 from A Beautiful Lie and 2 from This Is War. I kinda think they're really just a mid band that only blew up because of how big the early 2000's emo era was and just road that wave momentum going forward) doesn't mean he should be a main character in anything as so far his best role is in Fight Club getting his butt kicked by Ed Norton.
OLI: Go over to Patreon to see who wins the Morbius vs Madame Web debate...
@@cutsceneYTtempting.
1:01:44 We've made it to the second scene of the movie 😂
These are the breakdowns real movie lovers deserve. "That's analysis"
OLI: Pure Analysis.
Nah I’m with Oli on the Sydney Sweeney thing. If they were trying to make her sexy then they failed because all I saw was people saying that they were trying to make her less attractive.
strange convo to have
I'm with Oli on the costumes. Midriff baring WAS just a thing girls did in 2003.
Though, Sweeney's costume sounds like the 'sexy librarian' outfit from a p-rno movie...
Fun fact luke. The performance that Paul Giamatti gave in Amazing Spider-Man 2 was all him the russian accent and the over the top nonsense it was all him.
Amazing
Really? The rhino character's real name is Alexei Setsevitch, so the Russian accent makes sense.
He wanted to go as hard as he did in the film.
@@samhayden60
surprised to see this on the free feed so soon after it came out? better watch it fast in case it was a mistake
I think them putting the “copyrighted content” filter over shows that this was an intentional upload. That’s not over the Patreon footage.
OLI: We asked our Patreons if it was ok to put out publicly as a way to promote the channel, and they agreed the world needed to know how awesome this movie is.
@cutsceneYT yeah figured it out quickly after making the comment. Just surprised it dropped without the usual promotion or mention on the news from you guys
The Aunt may movie was supposed to happen post TASM 2
Being that it’s Sydney Sweeney, I assumed Luke was right about her outfit. Looked it up (as I hadn’t seen the movie) and he was way off.
That is bare minimum levels of sexy 😅
01:52:00 notice 4 Non Blondes in the background. That was a massive hit in 1993, but it had been reduced to meme status ten years later. That should have been something like Destiny's Child or TLC.
Would I have wanted the Rhino to be in a magic rubber suit? Yes, absolutely
I told my son way back when we saw Into the Spiderverse in the theater as the credits were rolling “see that name in giant ego font taking up the whole screen, AMY PASCHAL, mark my words she will eventually run off the creative minds behind this. She can’t help herself”. Also, where Paschal is, Avi Arad is not far behind.
1:38:20 ya know they could have kept it classy and had it be a performance of The Black Spider (an opera about spiders) but knowing Sony had they shown the stage it would have been the broadway “sensation?” Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
I love how Oli saw one movie, hallucinated a second, worse movie, and uses that to write a third even worse movie
Sorry if im a bit late to the party here. I love this content. I hope you guys keep doing videos like these. Love your wrestling talk and now i love your movie talk.
This is incredible. A rant by Oli and Luke that’s twice longer than the movie itself
I will be that guy who just leaves comments as I reach certain points in the video.
I agree with Oli regarding the fireworks factory that it doesn’t really show that she needs to be in multiple places.
Also the internal injury scenes is doubled in voiceover, but she catches it the first time without her powers.
BUT this is one of my favourite scenes because the crash is because of her. If she doesn’t want to go with her colleague, she wouldn’t have delayed him, so he would have gone before tha truck comes along.
OLI: I got from this that I was right.
1:17:20 That is actually incorrect, chest compressions and defibrillator are used in different circumstances. If they have no pulse at all, you do NOT use a defibrillator, it is only used for abnormal heart rates. You would then use chest compressions and hope you get enough of a pulse back to be able to use the defib to shock you back to a normal rhythm.
How did it take until 03:30:45 for either of you to make THAT reference? I had been holding back from typing it into a comment myself!
She’s Eric Roberts daughter. Julia’s niece.
I’m so Happy guys are such complete Nerds that have content from my favorite UA-cam personalities all I need now is Tempess to do a yugioh study and someone to exclusively talk all about Horror and I’m golden
It's funny that this film was produced because it was in developmental hell before being launched. This film is really asking to be re edited and somehow try to go back to Andrew Garfield because it would have made sense to tie in the history about the characters more. However it will open up tons of incorrect plot holes about the timeline and facts that we know about if you put it in that universe and while I am here writing, the fact that not a lot of people are talking about is that this first can't be in the MCU due to the fact that there is no references to Tony parents being killed by some silent cold winter guy / soldier or anything about Captain America, Marvel or tons or missing information about Shield existing. That is the main reason why it can not exist in any timeline if you did set it in anyway of the establish universe. Maybe if they could have set it in the Venom universe it could work but again it sets up more problems than most people would think about.
Anyway this video was produced very and great way of editing it for the general public and hopefully maybe Sony will start trying to stop being dumb about making superhero movies franchises and just make a good movie.
As someone in the movie industry i can say valid points were made lol
Luke and Oli are putting in more thought about this film that the makers did.
This is one of my favourite videos I've watched on YT... I never comment but I enjoyed the first 15 mins that I went and watched the film this morning, to come back and watch this whole 4h argument. Brilliant work.
Am i going to be able to understand/appreciate this video if I haven't seen madame web?
Watching the movie Madame Web doesn't enable you to understand or appreciate the movie Madame Web, so I doubt it'll help with this video! 😂
@@apocrypha5363alright, consider me convinced, I'll watch. lol
OLI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!? GO WATCH MADAME WEB RIGHT NOW!!!!!
03:09:20 LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH~!
(Now THAT would have been a 2003 reference!)
Sony Exec one: "Hey, you know those formulaic, near-identical superhero movies that have been churned out for 15 years and that everyone's sick of? Well, we still have the rights to make those movies, but about minor characters that few people have heard of, and that no one cares about. Let's do it!"
Sony Exec two: "Why?"
Sony Exec one: "... Well, those arguments aside, we're still doing it." 😂
I freakin enjoyed this review...so fun, you both had me laughing so much, thank you...please make more
Dakota Johnson can act, she’s shown she has talent in some of the smaller stuff she’s done. Unfortunately the bigger budget stuff she chooses to do are things like 50 Shades or this. Absolutely the case of an actor who needs a good director to bring the best out of them and not one who can elevate even the worst material to at least passable.
A Wrestlemania 27 and Madam Web review in the same week oh boy I love it 😂
Love this kinda stuff. Gonna try to get the patreon once my finances are a bit better
I'm convinced the entire Sony Spiderman Universe is some sort of money laundering scheme. These can't be this poor on purpose.
Madame Web is the 2024 movie I have seen the most times. By that metric I guess it’s my favorite movie of 2024.
This is amazing! keep up the good work Oli and Luke!
I feel that Luke said Emma Robert’s is Julia Robert’s daughter. Julia is her aunt and her dad Eric Robert’s is her father.
Rhino is supposed be a Russian man trapped inside a rhino suit
Emma Roberts is Julia Roberts’ niece, not daughter. She’s actor Eric Roberts’ daughter.
Dakota Johnson was in Peanut Butter Falcon, which I recommend to you two. It's about wrestling, and is a generally good time.
I liked her in that
OLI: I really like Peanut Butter Falcon. I think the whole cast is really good.
Luke and Oli on films. Its like the old Flickering Myth podcast days again. 😊
More movie review podcasts pls 🙏
Madame Web is a terrible movie but I love it. It is my most watched movie of 2024, I have seen it 3 times. It is the perfect party movie also when I was feeling down it helped.
The villain was mad unserious and like the voice didn’t match him right?
Well done for suffering lads.Loved watching this way more than when I watched the movie myself
This is a good one folks
If you think Madame webb os the worst movie ever you haven’t watched enough movies
Coming up this week on “how many patrons can one company have”….
33:00 cue Dr. Evil putting his pinkie to his lips.
At least, in my opinion, "Madame Webb" is better than "The Marvels"
Emma Roberts is Julia's niece
Finally.
A review of the cinematic masterpiece that ks Madame Web.
how is this 4 hours 😂
Dakota is a mystery to me, she seems to be living the gimmick
Omg is this what it is behind patreon? Love the content style. Bring on the 4 hour content
OLI: Thank you!
This was 2x longer than mdm. Webb about mdm. Webb and was better than mdm. Webb.
I'd love to watch the boys react to twilight and absolutely loose their minds at that movie 😂😂
Emma roberts is julia roberts' NIECE, her father is Eric Roberts
Its on IMDB! Lol
1:03:10 I enjoyed the mad digital zooms. thank you
Sony picture Universe of Marvel movies. Or SPUMM
Tom who? Oh! You mean Tom Dolland!
Lmaoooo the arguments are hilarious
02:41:55 to be fair, my mind went to the same place.
I watched madame web for the first time before I watched this video. Aha it's baaad
26:10 oh, hi, Dr. Mike.
Madam Web isn't as bad as the borderlands movie 👍
Did anyone expect anything from Borderlands though?
@ChrisTomson shouldn't matter a terrible movie is a terrible movie. And plus did anyone expect madam web to be like venom? So your argument is invalid
Goddamnit I need to watch it now
More of this
No not big
Is this meant to be a pateron one
Madame Web isn't the worst movie ever made. It's not even in the top 20 worst movies ever made.
It's not great, but it is nowhere near as bad as a lot of people make it out to be.
how are you two both wrestling fans and, for lack of a better term, "cinephiles" and neither of you have seen The Peanut Butter Falcon? a great film and dakota johnson is great in it. its not her fault you've only seen her in the two notoriously studio heavy driven franchises that she's been in.
I find it wild the confidence in which you two feel informed enough to spend the majority of this 4hrs just attacking Dakota Johnson as an actress, because "We've not just seen her in this movie, we've also seen fifty shades"
It would be like someone who's only seen Twilight & Harry Potter feeling they have seen all they need to see of Robert Pattinson and decided he's now a bad actor. Regardless of all his other work I've not seen, he is a bad actor because I've seen the one harry potter movie and twilight
To be fair, Dakota Johnson has a very wide range of movies, and the films that she has performed well in could probably be counted in one hand. I feel like her mean average of quality is definitely on the lower end and I personally don't think she's a good actor
@michaelandrews117 which is a fair opinion to have if you've seen her in more than madam web and fifty shades. I respectfully disagree, I'm not saying I think she's one of the best in the world or anything. But I think she is capable of giving a very good performance and stand by that she is very good in The Peanut Butter Falcon.
Make fun of her performance in this all day long, she is not good at all. but I just thought it was insane to boldly declare "we've seen all we need to see. we've seen fifty shades, we've seen madam web. Dakota Johnson is a bad actress."
I love the Wrestletalk guys - Luke's great, Oli's great, and I love content about movies. I saw this pop up on my feed and I thought "Awesome! A new Cutscene discussion thing? Sign me up!"
Then I saw it was over 4 hours long.
Guys, I get the passion, and something like this might be kind of great for podcast listeners or something, but I'm not gonna watch 2 movies worth of you talking about a movie.
Time is precious. You seem to have this focus lately of highlighting how long some of your content is, but really long content like this is actually a big turn-off for a hell of a lot of people, myself included. 20-30 minutes is fine, sit down with a bite to eat and enjoy, but 4 hours?
More power to you for doing what you actually want to do, rather than feeling compelled to do what the people want. I just wanted to offer some constructive criticism because I'm worried about the engagement on these massive videos.
Maybe consider a condensed or highlights version, that would be more palatable to people who don't have 4 hours?
I think you have it backwards.
This is an advert for the Patreon, where people get more of Oli and Luke talking, which is what the people supporting them want.
Liked the movie, I have seen worse.
4 hours talking about a film that's not great, but also nowhere near as bad as listening to Oli jack-off CM Spunk in another news video
I love that the boys follow "How Did This Get Made". The people I like like the things that I like!