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  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 6 місяців тому +707

    It cut out the best part
    The guy isn't a fed, this is just a scam he and the gorilla run

    • @YamiKisara
      @YamiKisara 5 місяців тому +65

      And they're married, lol

    • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
      @JohnSmith-bn5mi 5 місяців тому +35

      He and his gorilla husband.

    • @abc_jv_xyz
      @abc_jv_xyz Місяць тому +4

      and the meat? is it from the cat?

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 8 днів тому

      @@JohnSmith-bn5mi the gorilla is a female.
      but that dosn't make it better

  • @Nocturne22
    @Nocturne22 6 місяців тому +437

    This went from "haha vegetarians" to a whole different place.

  • @gregoryschmidt1233
    @gregoryschmidt1233 4 місяці тому +247

    "You can't make hazelnut omelets without 'baby-cow-flesh'."

    • @Amlaeuxrai
      @Amlaeuxrai Місяць тому +8

      we mostly call it Kalbfleisch, Kalb is baby cow, but some dialects actually used to say Kinderkuhfleisch. Very old-fashioned though.

  • @renranger2135
    @renranger2135 7 місяців тому +820

    I don’t think being a vegetarian means you need to hate the taste of meat.

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 6 місяців тому +67

      Yes, people don’t go to rehab because their addiction feels bad. (Not saying eating meat is an addiction, just making a point.)

    • @loafofchihuahua
      @loafofchihuahua 6 місяців тому +34

      That's why the impossible burger exists

    • @DaisyEdwards-md7jl
      @DaisyEdwards-md7jl 6 місяців тому +31

      Yeah I feel like a lot of people don't get that

    • @anubis7457
      @anubis7457 6 місяців тому +35

      A lot of vegetarians and ESPECIALLY vegans mind**** themselves into thinking they HAVE to hate it or else they’re missing out.
      If they’re constantly missing the taste, it’d be hard to stick to their diet.

    • @NeygaFaygoot
      @NeygaFaygoot 6 місяців тому

      It doesn’t matter what vegetarians think, they’re idiots 😂

  • @ByGriPhone
    @ByGriPhone 5 місяців тому +127

    You know what they say: "You can't make Haselnussomeletten without Kinderkuhfleische."

  • @Libertyfudge
    @Libertyfudge 6 місяців тому +210

    Spoiler:
    the gorilla isn’t dead, it’s a scam he and the human run

    • @StagFiesta
      @StagFiesta 6 місяців тому +13

      For 60$, two stamps and a used Aquarium Ticket.. nice

    • @kyuubitamer89
      @kyuubitamer89 6 місяців тому +6

      Oh thank goodness, I was already getting sad.

    • @RotundRager
      @RotundRager 4 місяці тому +3

      That actually makes it a way better joke.

    • @el_mismisimo_sr.x
      @el_mismisimo_sr.x 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@RotundRagerThat's what happened in the episode, it just got cut

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 11 місяців тому +268

    This week, on the adventures of Haley the Hypocrite.

    • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
      @AdrianMartinez-en1nb 9 місяців тому +28

      You do realize that she smokes pot and she gets the munchies right?

    • @erics.czernecki7333
      @erics.czernecki7333 6 місяців тому +22

      And even with that excuse, she still outright admits later she gave that up when she got her SubHub job- which, I mean, fair. You can't work at a place like that and NOT try to eat the meats.

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 6 місяців тому +9

      I mean if Hayley eats the meats in her Sandwich job, she would have been fired.

    • @YamiKisara
      @YamiKisara 5 місяців тому +7

      @@samflood5631 do you not know fast food employees usually get discounts or even free food at the place they work?

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 5 місяців тому +1

      @@YamiKisara I know, but it's kind of wrong to eat the products of the restaurant/store we work at.

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 6 місяців тому +143

    2:50 fun fact, that bottle of wine, Habit, is a real brand and is owned by Jeff Fisher, who voices Hayley's husband on the show!
    My husband was a beverage director and just about blew his mind seeing this in the show. I've tried Habit. And it's pretty good. 😊

    • @powderedbasil2322
      @powderedbasil2322 5 місяців тому +4

      @@alechianese01 Have they not been married since 2010??

  • @thegearsparten
    @thegearsparten 6 місяців тому +230

    Can we go back to the African warrior fantasy I’m curious 👀

    • @chrisidornigie
      @chrisidornigie 6 місяців тому +53

      I love how that’s your comment and your profile picture is the booty warrior

    • @Joaquin546
      @Joaquin546 6 місяців тому +13

      @@chrisidornigieit really helps! 😂😂

    • @WoodenChurch_041
      @WoodenChurch_041 6 місяців тому

      Dis times we's into woman booty, disrope!!

    • @Tconlon251_2
      @Tconlon251_2 5 місяців тому +16

      The fact that Rachel & Seth were the ones having that conversation makes it even better

    • @symbolguy3609
      @symbolguy3609 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Tconlon251_2because they’re brother and sister?

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog 4 місяці тому +26

    The comment about the toilet being a vegetarian was so good and subtle - Haley is bulimic.

  • @megaspear150
    @megaspear150 Місяць тому +21

    Being a vegetarian is good but having a one day a year to go all out with a meat bender craz. Roger is right.

  • @buildertherobloxian4731
    @buildertherobloxian4731 Рік тому +110

    0:08 🥚🥩
    1:20 🍔
    1:52 🐙
    2:50 & 3:01 🦍🧠

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 4 дні тому +2

    1:43 If only live octopus begged for mercy.

  • @sandwichsultan906
    @sandwichsultan906 5 місяців тому +70

    Anyone else want to try Klaus’ omelettes?

    • @KaijuForceNeo
      @KaijuForceNeo 18 днів тому +3

      I’d have to find a Recipe for that! Maybe some good Veal, too!

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 11 днів тому

      @@KaijuForceNeo beef is better

  • @bloodyplushies
    @bloodyplushies 19 днів тому +3

    The part where the gorilla holds the cat like a baby is genuinely really wholesome

  • @dirgiseven6735
    @dirgiseven6735 8 місяців тому +27

    Feel the power the original power of food

  • @windbreaker246
    @windbreaker246 5 місяців тому +23

    You’d think hailey would be more upset it was veal than it being just mature meat

  • @d.l.technic5
    @d.l.technic5 3 місяці тому +5

    1:42
    Listen to that Octopus 🐙 squirm as the soy sauce lands on its head.

  • @McCraeTheMediaLover
    @McCraeTheMediaLover 7 місяців тому +51

    This episode is kinda like The Simpsons episode,"Lisa The Vegatarian",except done vice-versa with Hailey going against her vegetarian ways by eating meat.

    • @KingOfSciliy
      @KingOfSciliy 5 місяців тому +6

      Simpsons 24x05 "Penny-Wiseguys", Lisa passes out from Iron Deficiency and has to eat Insects (she is convinced by the saying that people eat spiders in their sleep unknowingly)

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@KingOfSciliythis is f up🤦‍♀️

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому

      ​@KingOfSciliy by the way, you spelt Sicily wrong

    • @KingOfSciliy
      @KingOfSciliy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@alechianese01 it was actually on purpose. The profile pic draws the conclusion that it’s supposed to be Sicily, but my username is actually pronounced “silly”

  • @armaggon5920
    @armaggon5920 6 днів тому +4

    0:17 Hayley ignored the part about Eggs being in them. 😅 and the eggs on the counter

    • @falkner9072
      @falkner9072 2 дні тому +1

      Actually, some vegetarians eat eggs.

    • @sicroto
      @sicroto День тому

      eggs are the just the periods of chickens.

  • @BrutalFoX.
    @BrutalFoX. 6 місяців тому +25

    vegetarians inner thoughts be like

  • @dkupke
    @dkupke 5 місяців тому +12

    I’ve eaten brain. Never again, was flavorless mush.

    • @Mr.woman_lover
      @Mr.woman_lover 4 місяці тому

      Whos brain?

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Mr.woman_loverprobably cow or pork
      Brain is a common food in a lot of the world

    • @veronicapiccinini7956
      @veronicapiccinini7956 4 місяці тому

      At least they didn’t eat raw chicken

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TomasM30 actually lamb I think.

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 3 місяці тому

      ​@@veronicapiccinini7956ew, comunque ciao ci rivediamo

  • @sayto_00
    @sayto_00 День тому

    2:06 Actual plot of a JAV.

  • @Sonikspyder26
    @Sonikspyder26 2 місяці тому +2

    Roger: (Eats the rest of the gorilla meat) There should be sides.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 20 днів тому +1

    Meat! Meat! MMMEAT!
    -A mercenary Ogre.

  • @buttericex4467
    @buttericex4467 22 дні тому

    "Hayley's craving for meat"
    That's got to be intentional 😂

  • @RegularInvader
    @RegularInvader 6 днів тому +1

    When I got to try live octopus, the restaurant served it with the tentacles chopped off. I guess it was a safety issue to prevent customers from choking.🤷‍♀️

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 4 дні тому

      was it good to eat?

    • @RegularInvader
      @RegularInvader 3 дні тому

      ​@@alechianese01 The octopus itself tasted super plain, obviously. There were toppings given to me on the side that I was able to dip it in. They were mostly spicy flavored.

    • @klinero14
      @klinero14 День тому

      I can stomach clams when i’m drunk but live octopus?

    • @RegularInvader
      @RegularInvader День тому

      One other thing to mention is that it's very slimy and challenging to chew. It only looked easy for Hayley because of cartoon logic, but in real life she would have choked and gagged.

  • @kingdae2022
    @kingdae2022 5 місяців тому +12

    They got that octopus from the “the boys”

  • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
    @FilmmakeroftheFuture 6 місяців тому +42

    Eggs technically are meat but some vegetarians will make an exception with eggs.

    • @CarlosAndres-tq9sc
      @CarlosAndres-tq9sc 5 місяців тому +9

      And fish

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@CarlosAndres-tq9sc There are also fisharians who only eat fish

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power 5 місяців тому +9

      Those are vegans

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power 5 місяців тому +1

      People who avoid all animal products are vegans. Vegetarians eat eggs

    • @Goochgravysuppliers
      @Goochgravysuppliers 4 місяці тому +2

      water (76.1%), proteins (12.6%), lipids (9.5%), carbohydrates (0.7%), and ash (1.1%), no

  • @everlastinggamers1491
    @everlastinggamers1491 5 місяців тому +3

    1:20

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому

      I've just eaten a burger😋🍔

  • @danhibiki3359
    @danhibiki3359 2 дні тому

    The Octopus 😔..

  • @gergc4871
    @gergc4871 5 місяців тому +4

    Kinder hoof fleischen 😂😂❤❤😂

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому +1

      No, koo/koe

    • @cal593
      @cal593 3 місяці тому +1

      Kinder Kuh Fleisch
      But it would actually be Kalbfleisch

  • @symbolguy3609
    @symbolguy3609 4 місяці тому +1

    2:44 Since when does Roger have a conscience? When Stan went inside his head we saw his conscience (Jiminy Cricket) dying of neglect inside a bird cage.
    That is the most graphic thing I’ve ever said on UA-cam.

  • @WalkingAtMidnight
    @WalkingAtMidnight 3 місяці тому

    I seen a video with this title on another website that is associated with the colours orange and black

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 Місяць тому

      Lol

    • @gino-cz9zu
      @gino-cz9zu Місяць тому +1

      I think i have visited this mysticall website you have found on ur journey for self discovery in the Google Chrome mountains my good men

  • @duketheLEGEND651
    @duketheLEGEND651 9 днів тому +1

    One year?

  • @alistorblueandangelgreendu2316
    @alistorblueandangelgreendu2316 5 місяців тому +6

    What’s your wildest fantasy 😈ok enough me nah keep going 😳

  • @Rjay0922
    @Rjay0922 8 місяців тому +12

    0:26 0:29 Hailey is about to throw up 🤢🤮

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому

      She pretended to throw up because we don't see the vomiting part. We only see Hailey talking with the toilet😂

  • @user-gp5yz5yz4x
    @user-gp5yz5yz4x 17 днів тому +1

    As a vegetarian, we dont dislike the taste of meat lmao, msot of us just dont support the animal industry. Like id love to eat bacon if it was ethnical.

  • @KenGraham-vk7fe
    @KenGraham-vk7fe 4 місяці тому +5

    Oddly enough, some vegetarians love the taste of meat based products. Like a pizza that had pepperoni on it but they took off the pepperoni

  • @WitchyWiz-u8v
    @WitchyWiz-u8v 9 днів тому

    So eggs are fine for Hailey? It’s just veal where the line is drawn?
    One is a baby cow, one is an egg that wasn’t able to hatch. What’s the ethical difference?
    One was alive for a little to get killed. The other didn’t get the chance to be born, and was eaten?
    Weird.

    • @robbietrusty5252
      @robbietrusty5252 9 днів тому

      There's a difference, vegetarian and vegan, vegetarians can still eat eggs and drink mill, vegans don't do any of that

  • @rphb5870
    @rphb5870 8 днів тому

    there is nothing wrong with eating meat. But there is a lot of things wrong with eating fastfood.
    She should have gone to an animal friendly organic steakhouse, and ordered the grassfeed biodynamik special.
    These cows have it better then most humans

  • @inkyboy88
    @inkyboy88 5 місяців тому +8

    Haley’s as sick as Stan and Roger

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому +1

      Roger is the best character here

  • @gunnerbooth3065
    @gunnerbooth3065 5 місяців тому +3

    How is the toilet a vegetarian?

    • @dariocarcano1379
      @dariocarcano1379 4 місяці тому

      I suppose it's a subtle joke about the fact that Haley was bulimic before she became a vegetarian

  • @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428
    @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 3 місяці тому +19

    0:35 Hayley said skibidi toilet

    • @limestudios7734
      @limestudios7734 3 місяці тому +8

      No.. no she didn’t.. just cut in at a weird time.

    • @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428
      @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 3 місяці тому +4

      @@limestudios7734 "skibidi toilet, I know you've been a vegetarian as long as I have". Verbatim.

    • @limestudios7734
      @limestudios7734 3 місяці тому +4

      @@HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 No…. In the episode she says “Sorry Toilet, I know you’ve been a vegetarian as long as i have.”

    • @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428
      @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 3 місяці тому +2

      @@limestudios7734 No she said skibidi toilet

    • @kriskus1748
      @kriskus1748 14 днів тому +1

      She said skibidi 100% I believe

  • @StrawberryOK
    @StrawberryOK Місяць тому +3

    Eating meat after a long time without it can really mess with your body, ouch. Also its perfectly fine to not hate the taste of meat, and still be a vegetarian... most people are

  • @madisonmarsh7543
    @madisonmarsh7543 6 місяців тому +9

    Hayley you are a hypocrite from past episodes I've seen you eat meat before and you work at sandwich shop that is surrounded by meat

    • @JazminJazHunt
      @JazminJazHunt 5 місяців тому +1

      isn't that more of the writers fault for not mentioning that?

    • @kumardickshit1530
      @kumardickshit1530 5 місяців тому +1

      @@JazminJazHunt fun fact everything in this show is the writers fault since its a cartoon

  • @carrottime5777
    @carrottime5777 2 місяці тому

    Hailey didn’t even swallow, though…

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 3 місяці тому +5

    that title could easily be misinterpreted as pornographic

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 6 місяців тому +8

    Hayley had 60 bucks? That's kind of hot.

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 5 місяців тому +3

      Uh?

    • @namixless9732
      @namixless9732 4 місяці тому +1

      ok but who the hell carries 60$ in cash??? do you bot feat getting robbed??

  • @nataliebateman1151
    @nataliebateman1151 10 місяців тому +3

    Nooooo T-T

  • @Arthur_Draneel1865
    @Arthur_Draneel1865 6 місяців тому +19

    I’d be more upset of what kind of meat it is because veal tortured baby cows

    • @blacklady6098
      @blacklady6098 6 місяців тому +6

      All meat in the market are tortured animal's.

    • @Goochgravysuppliers
      @Goochgravysuppliers 4 місяці тому

      ​@@blacklady6098that's why it tastes so good Muslims were onto something with the tortured goats

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 4 дні тому

    The octopus scene was disgusting.

  • @12roses8
    @12roses8 13 днів тому +2

    Haley is the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen

  • @panjimahesa
    @panjimahesa День тому

    😂

  • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
    @AdrianMartinez-en1nb 9 місяців тому +14

    I don't see what's the problem I mean basically she has been smoking pot and getting the munchies so it's not a big deal for her

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 6 місяців тому +4

      Whenever I write my fantasy novels for almost a day, I develop a case of the munchies.

  • @McNibbler
    @McNibbler 20 днів тому +1

    As a vegetarian, eating even a little meat (just like an ounce) after years of not eating any makes me feel so unbelievably sick I’ll want to throw up all night

  • @symbolguy3609
    @symbolguy3609 4 місяці тому +1

    2:44 Since when does Roger have a conscience? When Stan went inside his head we saw his conscience (Jiminy Cricket) dying of neglect inside a bird cage.
    That is the most graphic thing I’ve ever said on UA-cam.