American dad - Hayley's craving for meat

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  • from season 11 episode 4
    #Americandad

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  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 3 місяці тому +285

    It cut out the best part
    The guy isn't a fed, this is just a scam he and the gorilla run

    • @YamiKisara
      @YamiKisara 3 місяці тому +25

      And they're married, lol

    • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
      @JohnSmith-bn5mi 2 місяці тому +17

      He and his gorilla husband.

  • @Nocturne22
    @Nocturne22 3 місяці тому +233

    This went from "haha vegetarians" to a whole different place.

  • @gregoryschmidt1233
    @gregoryschmidt1233 Місяць тому +57

    "You can't make hazelnut omelets without 'baby-cow-flesh'."

  • @renranger2135
    @renranger2135 4 місяці тому +446

    I don’t think being a vegetarian means you need to hate the taste of meat.

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 3 місяці тому +39

      Yes, people don’t go to rehab because their addiction feels bad. (Not saying eating meat is an addiction, just making a point.)

    • @loafofchihuahua
      @loafofchihuahua 3 місяці тому +19

      That's why the impossible burger exists

    • @DaisyEdwards-md7jl
      @DaisyEdwards-md7jl 3 місяці тому +16

      Yeah I feel like a lot of people don't get that

    • @anubis7457
      @anubis7457 3 місяці тому +21

      A lot of vegetarians and ESPECIALLY vegans mind**** themselves into thinking they HAVE to hate it or else they’re missing out.
      If they’re constantly missing the taste, it’d be hard to stick to their diet.

    • @NeygaFaygoot
      @NeygaFaygoot 3 місяці тому

      It doesn’t matter what vegetarians think, they’re idiots 😂

  • @Libertyfudge
    @Libertyfudge 3 місяці тому +136

    Spoiler:
    the gorilla isn’t dead, it’s a scam he and the human run

    • @StagFiesta
      @StagFiesta 3 місяці тому +8

      For 60$, two stamps and a used Aquarium Ticket.. nice

    • @kyuubitamer89
      @kyuubitamer89 3 місяці тому +5

      Oh thank goodness, I was already getting sad.

    • @RotundRager
      @RotundRager Місяць тому +1

      That actually makes it a way better joke.

    • @el_mismisimo_sr.x
      @el_mismisimo_sr.x 5 днів тому +2

      ​@@RotundRagerThat's what happened in the episode, it just got cut

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 8 місяців тому +165

    This week, on the adventures of Haley the Hypocrite.

    • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
      @AdrianMartinez-en1nb 6 місяців тому +11

      You do realize that she smokes pot and she gets the munchies right?

    • @erics.czernecki7333
      @erics.czernecki7333 3 місяці тому +8

      And even with that excuse, she still outright admits later she gave that up when she got her SubHub job- which, I mean, fair. You can't work at a place like that and NOT try to eat the meats.

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 3 місяці тому +4

      I mean if Hayley eats the meats in her Sandwich job, she would have been fired.

    • @YamiKisara
      @YamiKisara 3 місяці тому +1

      @@samflood5631 do you not know fast food employees usually get discounts or even free food at the place they work?

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 2 місяці тому +1

      @@YamiKisara I know, but it's kind of wrong to eat the products of the restaurant/store we work at.

  • @thegearsparten
    @thegearsparten 3 місяці тому +150

    Can we go back to the African warrior fantasy I’m curious 👀

    • @chrisidornigie
      @chrisidornigie 3 місяці тому +38

      I love how that’s your comment and your profile picture is the booty warrior

    • @Joaquin546
      @Joaquin546 3 місяці тому +9

      @@chrisidornigieit really helps! 😂😂

    • @WoodenChurch_041
      @WoodenChurch_041 3 місяці тому

      Dis times we's into woman booty, disrope!!

    • @Tconlon251_2
      @Tconlon251_2 2 місяці тому +5

      The fact that Rachel & Seth were the ones having that conversation makes it even better

    • @symbolguy3609
      @symbolguy3609 Місяць тому +1

      @@Tconlon251_2because they’re brother and sister?

  • @sandwichsultan906
    @sandwichsultan906 2 місяці тому +33

    Anyone else want to try Klaus’ omelettes?

  • @ByGriPhone
    @ByGriPhone 2 місяці тому +36

    You know what they say: "You can't make Haselnussomeletten without Kinderkuhfleische."

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 3 місяці тому +85

    2:50 fun fact, that bottle of wine, Habit, is a real brand and is owned by Jeff Fisher, who voices Hayley's husband on the show!
    My husband was a beverage director and just about blew his mind seeing this in the show. I've tried Habit. And it's pretty good. 😊

    • @powderedbasil2322
      @powderedbasil2322 2 місяці тому +4

      @@alechianese01 Have they not been married since 2010??

  • @dirgiseven6735
    @dirgiseven6735 5 місяців тому +23

    Feel the power the original power of food

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog Місяць тому +7

    The comment about the toilet being a vegetarian was so good and subtle - Haley is bulimic.

  • @KenGraham-vk7fe
    @KenGraham-vk7fe Місяць тому +4

    Oddly enough, some vegetarians love the taste of meat based products. Like a pizza that had pepperoni on it but they took off the pepperoni

  • @buildertherobloxian4731
    @buildertherobloxian4731 10 місяців тому +85

    0:08 🥚🥩
    1:20 🍔
    1:52 🐙
    2:50 & 3:01 🦍🧠

  • @windbreaker246
    @windbreaker246 2 місяці тому +17

    You’d think hailey would be more upset it was veal than it being just mature meat

  • @McCraeTheMediaLover
    @McCraeTheMediaLover 4 місяці тому +43

    This episode is kinda like The Simpsons episode,"Lisa The Vegatarian",except done vice-versa with Hailey going against her vegetarian ways by eating meat.

    • @KingOfSciliy
      @KingOfSciliy 2 місяці тому +6

      Simpsons 24x05 "Penny-Wiseguys", Lisa passes out from Iron Deficiency and has to eat Insects (she is convinced by the saying that people eat spiders in their sleep unknowingly)

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@KingOfSciliythis is f up🤦‍♀️

  • @BrutalFoX.
    @BrutalFoX. 3 місяці тому +22

    vegetarians inner thoughts be like

  • @dkupke
    @dkupke 2 місяці тому +8

    I’ve eaten brain. Never again, was flavorless mush.

    • @Mr.woman_lover
      @Mr.woman_lover Місяць тому

      Whos brain?

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 Місяць тому

      ​@@Mr.woman_loverprobably cow or pork
      Brain is a common food in a lot of the world

    • @veronicapiccinini7956
      @veronicapiccinini7956 Місяць тому

      At least they didn’t eat raw chicken

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke Місяць тому

      @@TomasM30 actually lamb I think.

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 Місяць тому

      ​@@veronicapiccinini7956ew, comunque ciao ci rivediamo

  • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
    @FilmmakeroftheFuture 3 місяці тому +35

    Eggs technically are meat but some vegetarians will make an exception with eggs.

    • @CarlosAndres-tq9sc
      @CarlosAndres-tq9sc 2 місяці тому +9

      And fish

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@CarlosAndres-tq9sc There are also fisharians who only eat fish

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power 2 місяці тому +6

      Those are vegans

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power 2 місяці тому +1

      People who avoid all animal products are vegans. Vegetarians eat eggs

    • @Goochgravysuppliers
      @Goochgravysuppliers Місяць тому +1

      water (76.1%), proteins (12.6%), lipids (9.5%), carbohydrates (0.7%), and ash (1.1%), no

  • @symbolguy3609
    @symbolguy3609 Місяць тому +1

    2:44 Since when does Roger have a conscience? When Stan went inside his head we saw his conscience (Jiminy Cricket) dying of neglect inside a bird cage.
    That is the most graphic thing I’ve ever said on UA-cam.

  • @d.l.technic5
    @d.l.technic5 29 днів тому +2

    1:42
    Listen to that Octopus 🐙 squirm as the soy sauce lands on its head.

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 13 днів тому

    that title could easily be misinterpreted as pornographic

  • @WalkingAtMidnight
    @WalkingAtMidnight 13 днів тому

    I seen a video with this title on another website that is associated with the colours orange and black

  • @kingdae2022
    @kingdae2022 2 місяці тому +9

    They got that octopus from the “the boys”

  • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
    @AdrianMartinez-en1nb 6 місяців тому +14

    I don't see what's the problem I mean basically she has been smoking pot and getting the munchies so it's not a big deal for her

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 3 місяці тому +4

      Whenever I write my fantasy novels for almost a day, I develop a case of the munchies.

  • @Rjay0922
    @Rjay0922 5 місяців тому +11

    0:26 0:29 Hailey is about to throw up 🤢🤮

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому

      She pretended to throw up because we don't see the vomiting part. Only Hailey, who talks with the toilet😂

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 3 місяці тому +7

    Hayley had 60 bucks? That's kind of hot.

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому +3

      Uh?

    • @namixless9732
      @namixless9732 Місяць тому +1

      ok but who the hell carries 60$ in cash??? do you bot feat getting robbed??

  • @nataliebateman1151
    @nataliebateman1151 7 місяців тому +3

    Nooooo T-T

  • @alistorblueandangelgreendu2316
    @alistorblueandangelgreendu2316 2 місяці тому +2

    What’s your wildest fantasy 😈ok enough me nah keep going 😳

  • @Arthur_Draneel1865
    @Arthur_Draneel1865 3 місяці тому +18

    I’d be more upset of what kind of meat it is because veal tortured baby cows

    • @blacklady6098
      @blacklady6098 3 місяці тому +5

      All meat in the market are tortured animal's.

    • @Goochgravysuppliers
      @Goochgravysuppliers Місяць тому

      ​@@blacklady6098that's why it tastes so good Muslims were onto something with the tortured goats

  • @gunnerbooth3065
    @gunnerbooth3065 2 місяці тому +2

    How is the toilet a vegetarian?

    • @dariocarcano1379
      @dariocarcano1379 Місяць тому

      I suppose it's a subtle joke about the fact that Haley was bulimic before she became a vegetarian

  • @symbolguy3609
    @symbolguy3609 Місяць тому

    2:44 Since when does Roger have a conscience? When Stan went inside his head we saw his conscience (Jiminy Cricket) dying of neglect inside a bird cage.
    That is the most graphic thing I’ve ever said on UA-cam.

  • @gergc4871
    @gergc4871 3 місяці тому +4

    Kinder hoof fleischen 😂😂❤❤😂

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому +1

      No, koo/koe

    • @cal593
      @cal593 27 днів тому

      Kinder Kuh Fleisch
      But it would actually be Kalbfleisch

  • @inkyboy88
    @inkyboy88 2 місяці тому +3

    Haley’s as sick as Stan and Roger

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому +1

      Roger is the best character here

  • @everlastinggamers1491
    @everlastinggamers1491 2 місяці тому +2

    1:20

    • @alechianese01
      @alechianese01 2 місяці тому

      I've just eaten a burger😋🍔

  • @madisonmarsh7543
    @madisonmarsh7543 3 місяці тому +8

    Hayley you are a hypocrite from past episodes I've seen you eat meat before and you work at sandwich shop that is surrounded by meat

    • @JazminJazHunt
      @JazminJazHunt 3 місяці тому +1

      isn't that more of the writers fault for not mentioning that?

    • @kumardickshit1530
      @kumardickshit1530 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JazminJazHunt fun fact everything in this show is the writers fault since its a cartoon

  • @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428
    @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 20 днів тому

    0:35 Hayley said skibidi toilet

    • @limestudios7734
      @limestudios7734 11 днів тому +1

      No.. no she didn’t.. just cut in at a weird time.

    • @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428
      @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 11 днів тому

      @@limestudios7734 "skibidi toilet, I know you've been a vegetarian as long as I have". Verbatim.

    • @limestudios7734
      @limestudios7734 11 днів тому +1

      @@HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 No…. In the episode she says “Sorry Toilet, I know you’ve been a vegetarian as long as i have.”

    • @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428
      @HighFiveGhostenjoyer428 11 днів тому

      @@limestudios7734 No she said skibidi toilet