The Pirate Simon Porn Saga at Barstool Sports || Barstool Documentary Series
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2024
- The Pirate Porn Saga at Barstool Sports || Barstool Documentary Series
The crazy history of the pirate porn investigation at Barstool Sports.
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Imagine Hank in a court room. He’d be found instantly guilty of something he had absolutely no connection to
I belly laughed at this shit
Hank makes Brendan Dassey look smart
He'd also admit to doing the thing he didn't do
He's so dumb lmao
Did you kill the lady
Well I didn’t but I’m not 100 percent sure...
There’s like a 1-2 percent possibility I could’ve
I was wondering why pirate Simon wasn’t in the intern documentary. Now I see he needed a whole episode dedicated to him. Funniest moment in barstool history
“I can’t be 100 percent sure because it’s posssible I accidentally clicked on something wrong without even knowing.” That’s all hank had to say... once.
SaltyChip He’s too dumb to say even that
Man hank seems dumb
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I was yelling that same thing into my phone! Lol!
Haha Hank almost gaslighted himself into believe he was guilty.
@@SmartWentCrazy. He downloaded it but forgot if he did it at work or at home
@@SmartWentCrazy. pressure from intimidation in interrogation. Happens all the time. People cop to crimes they had nothing to do with just to leave the high pressure interrogation room
“you’ll spoke when spoken to”
classic Pres line
I was looking for this comment lol
“Just because I’m fat and balding at 21yo doesn’t mean I’m a weirdo!” 😂
Which is true roughly 1% of the time.
He says that to Dave who was at that time also balding and chubby
"He had that inner porn thing in him. He just couldnt resist"- Pres
lmfaooooo
Big Cat is a super star haha Dave grills the kid for weeks and gets nothing then it take big cat five minutes to get him to admit to pirate gate
The way to get someone to admit something is to downplay the situation, not make it more intense. Dave made it seem like Simon's life would be over if he admitted it, which is not a very good way to get someone to admit something
ManMythLegend at the same time though if Dave didn’t make it such a big deal it wouldn’t have been as funny so it was pretty perfect how it worked out
@@Baseballbat95 exactly, like when someone murders their wife the detective makes it seem like he hates his wife too and totally understands. It was her fault anyway! Lol
Hank downloaded it for sure. He just wasn’t 100% sure he downloaded it at home.
"YOU WERE BORN TO WATCH PORN" - Dave Portnoy 2020
The most underrated thing about this saga is that Simon thought he improved his haircut
Lmao right
This is the best thing on the internet today
“You’ll spoke when spoken to” kills me every time lmao
These *History of Barstool* videos have been _really_ good so far.. Hopefully they've got a bunch more coming..
Moist Bandito watch post jail rundown
I believe it's a 14 part series.
Stephen Berry electric stuff
Moist Bandito there’s a whole bunch more on barstoolgold and they made it free to watch on there for all parts because of corona
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Dude this was the best time at barstool. I remember following this saga in English class as a senior in high school. Couldn’t wait for what would happen next
Damn u were a loser
Did he really write "I'm a finance major and economics minor with a 3.4" in his chirp back email to Dave? 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
How is that a dig at Dave?
Crazy seeing how things have changed. Skinny Big Cat, Fat Dave, Married KFC..
I think kfc is still married tbh
He’s a cheater
The most underrated thing about this saga is that Simon thought he improved his haircut
The email exchange at the end was priceless 😆
And then he caps it off with the “my dad calls me pirate Simon sometimes and my mom will give him the death stare” 🤦🏻♂️
Wasn't expecting Jared Goff to show up
Shoutout to Simon though for coming back and talking about it all 😂
HE STILL LIES LMAOOO
Mike Fuck you bro no I don’t
I'm happy they dropped all of these mini-docs on the same day. It's all I've watched today.
"my dad calls me pirate simon"
-pirate simon
The old video is hilarious. This took it to the next level 😂😂 I’m dying. This documentary series is the greatest idea ever
need more of the docu series. Best content from Barstool hands down.
I remember when this went down back in the day. Shit had me cracking up for a week. You can't make shit like this up. Only at Barstool.
The pirate porno saga and the a.c.scissors scenario is what made me fall in love with barstool.
Stuck a scissors
Possibly the best thumbnail to date and legit the best content to date. Absolutely hilarious.
*points* “you’ll spoke when spoken to” is such an iconic Dave move
Dave's a pretty good interrogator. He let Simon dig his own grave. When someone starts spilling Way Too Much after being asked a simple question, they are being untruthful. As someone who watches way too many police interrogations, you see guilty suspects go on and on with too much information/ too many details. It doesn't have anything to do with being a sociopath though, it has to do with being guilty.
Yea unfair to characterize the Pirate King like that… idt he’s a sociopath. Definitely a liar though and a bad one 😂
The episode we have all been waiting for
These documentaries are some of the best content I've seen
these uploads are gold.
14:20
Pres: *points at pirate simon* “You’ll spoke when spoken too”
The transition into Goff saying "my first time ever getting into it" is absolutely hilarious. Fully thought he was referring to his first time getting into porn.
This is the best one yet...
The cheesey background music makes this episode clutch
Great shit dave. Love it.
I didn’t know Nate was around this long
Really a miracle because he sucks
By far the best doc episode yet between big cat trying to be the nice guy then Dave berating simon to Hank fearing for his job too much good 🤣🤣🤣
This is an excellent lesson kids - always, always, always lean into it if you are made out to be the meme. Fighting it will never go in your favour.
He literally just had to lie for one more day and he never would’ve been 100% guilty
Hank seems so special back then
Simon-“ I don’t watch porn all that much.” Dave-“ Yeah?”
“You’ll spoke when spoken to”
This is the best episode ive seen yet and i commend Dave for being so cool and funny about it! Absolutely hilarious hahahahahahah
This is one of the best videos I have seen in a very long time lol
big cat should be brought in for legit police interrogations. spent 5 minutes with simon and immediately got him to crack
I’m shocked they didn’t figure it out before that, it was so obvious
BEAT EPISODE SO FAR!!! I’m just now seeing this documentary for the first time
The best thing to come out of this virus is this extra content.
“You’ll speak when spoken too “😂
You'll spoke
You’ll Spoke when spoken too
"you'll spoke when spoken too"
My bad
To
One of the funniest videos you guys have made
I’ve grown a new appreciation of Honk. Legendary stuff.
Love this series
This series is great.
Watching this a second time through makes everything so much better
THIS IS BARSTOOL.
Hilarious vid love these doc type vids
If i could like this video 5000 times I would, I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a barstool video.
‘I barely watch porn... but I also torrent it at work, too.’
Rookie dint use a vpn or utorrent
Okay, possibly the most I’ve laughed at a UA-cam video in a long ass time
It was Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
i'm so glad i'm not a porn guy. btw watching/enjoying porn doesn't make you a porn guy. porn's tight. being a porn guy isn't tight
Well put we all like it..but if u like it a lot lot off us we don’t like it that u like it a lot
Portnoy: "Do you watch alot of porn?"
Me: "I mean, what's alot?"
this content is pure gold😂😂
“You’ll spoke when spoken too” lmao I’m dying
This was outstanding
How can u not laugh when press talks and does that laugh as he talked just starts bursting out with a laughter middle of sentence
Questioning him at his desk with all the girl posters on the wall cracked me up lol
“That collar on your neck” comment. Lmao!
Thank you baby Jesus! I never knew how much I needed the pirate King. Definitely better than anything on Netflix!!!
" it wasn't relationship ending in anyway" his face is SCREAMING MORE LIES R COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH 😳
Big cat and Dave were a dynamic duo back then 💪🏼💪🏼
I need 10 more of these docs.
“I’m 99% sure I didn’t do it”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
El Pres should 100% be working for the FBI, mad interrogation skills haha
"you'll spoke when spoken to" LOL
Dave calling out the collar of simons shirt 🤣 I’m dyinnggg
By far the funniest video on UA-cam
"youll spoke when spoken to."
the background music of this video should've been pirate music.
May be one of the best barstool videos ever “ I don’t think we’ve heard the last of the king “-Pres
I love how El Pres is clearly taking the piss on this guy and he's deadass trying to defend himself lol You can hear Dave trying to hold back some laughs
14:35 Simon is like, “Wow, he is about to confess to my crime!@
"Not at school. Not at my parents. Not at my job." Aka I've watched porn at all those locations on a regular basis lol
Fact
The music GOLD😂
“You will spoke when spoken to”😂😂
The amount of times he looks away after every question would have solidified that he did it
Made my day
I love how Simon kept saying he's not a porn guy but theres like half naked girls hanging all over the wall over his desk when big cat and Dave good cop bad cop him LOL.
15:26 this is the best part LOL
This is so incredible
This is quite possibly the funniest video on the internet.
Hank looks like Dory from Finding Nemo
Hank not knowing whether or not he was guilty 😂😂
Hanks response is why you can’t go solely off somebody’s confession when prosecuting lmfao.
That Hank shit still makes me crack up 😂😂
pres grilling Simon is amazing lol
cut him some slack Stagnettis Revenge is a classic
11:12 OMG 🤣🤣 Dude looked SO guilty and nervous 😂😂
Best part of quarantine
"My dad will call me pirate Simon sometimes" LMFAO!! I'm fucking dead!