Gazed and Confused | The Unexpectables | Episode 96 | D&D 5e

Start time: 15:57
The adventures of Task The Kobold Ranger, Borky the Barbarian Orc, Panic Grimtongue the Tiefling Bard and Greckles the Kenku Rogue continue on the mysterious new frontier continent of Alivast. --
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[@blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96]

I have said it many times and I will say it many times more: Beholders always seem to be wearing the happiest smiles in their art work. Somebody please give these guys a “biggest smile” award!

[@DracoInduperator]

I saw someone make a beholder with a Lamprey mouth which made it even scarier.

[@stardustmarshtomp3116]

That Natural 1 Zito rolled next to the hole was destiny.

[@enanomalley9986]

2:13:42 and this can be argued for the funny moment of the session and even arc.
The "Hey Zito, ever heard of karma?" moment

[@killerchansey4938]

HELLO!!!!! I'm so glad one of the more wholesome npcs lives, and my gosh that plot twist at the end. Yall are really gonna make binge these episodes because they're just too good.

[@actionhero2328]

Here’s the timestamp for one of the best jokes in unexpectables history in case you were looking for it 31:25

[@DracoInduperator]

LMFAO Borky just went "No. Go that way! We're busy!"

[@raindropsandfeathers2245]

That stupid gazer 😭😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enanomalley9986]

31:50 the beginning of why they nearly fell over laughing.

[@enanomalley9986]

And the conclusion to it for anyone interested is will happen at 1:40:33

[@raindropsandfeathers2245]

This is the FUNNIEST episode!!!!

[@levisublett9877]

I love how Monty’s voice for Jerry is essentially Toad from Mario 😂

[@crystalhydra4779]

conner's too good at the Beeves and Butthead laughs

[@Nodigity98]

1:43:46 ah yes a CR 1/2 that has 13 hp, 13 ac, and 1 out of its 4 rays deals damage. How threatening…
I kid, but I do think zito might be overestimating the gazer by a large margin or confusing it with a different kind of beholder

[@Furythegolddragon]

Gazers said understandable

[@thewarmachine318]

Break ends 1:52:03

[@DracoInduperator]

Break starts 1:43:00

[@zcubeDbz]

Top marks for Monty on this one. Gotta love joke continuity

[@DracoInduperator]

2:14:33 introducing the _weirdest_ looking creature yet

[@minukun]

Session start 16:00

[@patrickjohnson1649]

Best Episode.

[@mauriliobocanegra0935]

Moar gazers

[@DuckDando1066]

I wonder how deep ginthers folly goes. Do you think it reaches the under dark

[@DracoInduperator]

3:04:30 *_AND BEHOLD!_* _The Great Eyed One!_

[@getchapullnebs5422]

Zakk jams 😆 BLS!

[@DracoInduperator]

1:43:00 break starts

[@adzarthewizard7639]

FIRST

[@DracoInduperator]

LAST 😊

[@wowman6695]

No third

[@sal2694]

1st

[@duckybananas2004]

Why didnt they fight the gazer? Its weak asf

[@Nodigity98]

If I had to guess zito though “hey this thing is in the beholder family tree, let’s not fuck with that because beholders are deadly as fuck” when it comes to zito, as i have notice, he tends to miss read or over exaggerated on things then what they truly are. I will say Monty did say that gazers are used as familiars for wizards indicating they are weak as fuck, but I guess zito forgot about that.

[@duckybananas2004]

@@Nodigity98 yeah i realized it later on, thanks for clarifying anyway.

[@Sovreign071]

Behold! 1:43:30

[@Nodigity98]

1:43:46 behold’er’. My point still stands that zito tends to over exaggerate things.

[@duckybananas2004]

Guys cmon im drinking alcohol, this convo is a month old

[@Callum_Draws_]

First

[@DracoInduperator]

Last!