History Summarized: French Empire (Ft. Armchair Historian!)

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  • @TheArmchairHistorian
    @TheArmchairHistorian 5 років тому +2770

    Hey OSP, it was great working with you! Great job on those maps too.

    • @sosobo2991
      @sosobo2991 5 років тому +6

      Hi

    • @isnitjustkit
      @isnitjustkit 5 років тому +4

      Player Of Nothing Comic hi

    • @gregorywalter2540
      @gregorywalter2540 5 років тому +7

      I agree, the Age of Vanity sounds much more interesting, and accurate.

    • @napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676
      @napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676 5 років тому +10

      Without Napoleon, France would have been overrun and the disastereos Monarchy would have been restored.
      France under Napoleon was stronger then it was under the Bourbons after his demise

    • @gandalfthegrey2592
      @gandalfthegrey2592 5 років тому +2

      white guilt is killing europe. Stop this dumb liberal sh*t. The Colonial Powers were fine. They treated their local populations very well. All of this forced labor is a lie, all this sh*t never happened. Its just meant to insult the white men

  • @floot1919
    @floot1919 5 років тому +1717

    Napoleon, 1799: no more kings, France shall be a free nation where all are equal.
    Napoleon, 1804: *crowns self emperor of Europe*

    • @josephchristopherdeboulogn2365
      @josephchristopherdeboulogn2365 5 років тому +60

      So what?France was a free nation and after 1804 and most of the French were equal.

    • @camilledasse4331
      @camilledasse4331 5 років тому +170

      Well, the guy had a weird obsession for Caesar, so I guess we could have seen it coming...

    • @josephchristopherdeboulogn2365
      @josephchristopherdeboulogn2365 5 років тому +2

      @@camilledasse4331 yup

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 5 років тому +30

      @@josephchristopherdeboulogn2365 free? As he put slavery again in the Caribbean...

    • @josephchristopherdeboulogn2365
      @josephchristopherdeboulogn2365 5 років тому +43

      @@jackyoh971 What do you mean saying that he put slavery again in the Caribbean?His predecessors used slavery as a boost for the french economy.I can see that you forgot about the Spanish and the English which also used slaves back then.The french had only Haiti and some islands,not all of the Caribbean.Also I didn't say anything about free slaves.I said free NATION.Why everyone don't understand my comments?The things that I am talking about are very simple.
      To conclude with,your comment is a big mistake.

  • @MrRemicas
    @MrRemicas 5 років тому +2185

    "Why is the emperor of France a shonen protagonist?!"
    Not surprising there's a manga about Napoleon and none about George III.

    • @yaumelepire6310
      @yaumelepire6310 5 років тому +230

      I mean, the only interesting things about George III were that he lost America and his mind. You can't really make a shonen from that...

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 5 років тому +67

      Never fear, the rules are here

    • @yaumelepire6310
      @yaumelepire6310 5 років тому +17

      @@wanderingrandomer Yeah, definitely! But that's a pretty dry shonen right there... XD

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 років тому +80

      @@yaumelepire6310 Sure you can. We'll call it Geo Geo's Bizarre Adventure!

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 5 років тому +30

      Because anglo-saxons protagonist are boring compare to French ones.

  • @nadiavazquez2846
    @nadiavazquez2846 5 років тому +781

    2:13 You can hear his soul leaving his body in horror

    • @happi-entity
      @happi-entity 5 років тому +15

      he sounded like mario

    • @joannassienkiewicz1997
      @joannassienkiewicz1997 5 років тому +10

      Does he have asthma? 'Cause damn, that wheezing...

    • @gandalfthegrey2592
      @gandalfthegrey2592 5 років тому +6

      white guilt is killing europe. Stop this dumb liberal sh*t. The Colonial Powers were fine. They treated their local populations very well

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 5 років тому +10

      Bullshit.

    • @lexicus1275
      @lexicus1275 5 років тому +33

      @@gandalfthegrey2592 Two words for you : Belgian Congo.

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 5 років тому +320

    4:45 "The incenstous, literal clusterfuck that is the Habsburgs."
    Yes. That is what they do.

  • @Matt-cz6ti
    @Matt-cz6ti 5 років тому +189

    11:25 Blue, I’d like to offer a correction here. Your map shows France decolonising French Guyana, but that is still a French territory to this day

    • @MiadasSchaf
      @MiadasSchaf 2 роки тому +30

      Also while the African colonies managed to get independence, they are still owned by French companies who have taken over the colonial project with the military support of France. So it wasn't real decolonization but instead a change of tactic and privatization of the entire thing much like the early days of Indian colonization where it was private companies doing it.

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 2 роки тому +25

      @@MiadasSchaf That's because the african colonies didn't "get" independence, France anticipated the breakup of its african holdings and rather than let it happen or stubbornly resist like its european neighbors, it negotiated a formal independence that allowed France to maintain control through several neocolonialist mechanisms:
      - It created a monetary union between all the new african states and France through the CFA, a single currency controlled by the french central bank and tied to whatever currency France uses for itself (previously the french franc, now the euro)
      - It signed a series of unequal free trade agreements that gave french corporations full access to african resources with no local oversight, no labor or business regulations and almost no taxation
      - It signed a series of defense cooperation agreements that allowed France to maintain its military presence in the region and granted it the right to intervene in the defense of its "allies" (see the recent french military operations in Mali)
      The incomparable benefit for France is that they keep all of their economic and military interests intact while outsourcing all of the costs of maintaining their empire to the new local elites, all of them heavily dependent on french economic and military aid to maintain their power. France can act as king maker, choosing which factions to support whenever social conflicts erupt.

    • @soundwavegamer2321
      @soundwavegamer2321 Рік тому

      @@Diego-zz1df and people wonder why I consider France the enemy of the world.
      Well it’s that and their brutal revenge on Germany after the Great War.

    • @imEden0
      @imEden0 Рік тому +5

      @@Diego-zz1df As a popular author once said, "Sometimes I think France forgets it's no longer an 18th century world power."

    • @themarvelousemafia4457
      @themarvelousemafia4457 10 місяців тому

      @@Diego-zz1df As horrible as this sounds, you got to admit it is kind of genius!

  • @pridelander06
    @pridelander06 5 років тому +1548

    "I nearly flopped AP European History back in High School"
    Top Ten Anime Plot Twists

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 років тому +94

      Not so much. It was neither Roman nor (for the most part) domed.

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 5 років тому +44

      I mean, same. European history was a goddamn nightmare.

    • @yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082
      @yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082 5 років тому +8

      Agree.
      Without NAZI occupying France, those colonies never aspire to go independent from France.

    • @miylacrystal9938
      @miylacrystal9938 5 років тому +34

      Guys we’re missing the biggest reason... it’s the American education system, as someone who is currently living in it it’s a failure it’s been a failure since public education finally became a thing in the US (be it because of teachers not having the resources to educate or common core being a failure depends on the time You’re researching)

    • @EC100_
      @EC100_ 5 років тому +1

      Plot twist, eh?

  • @kaiad6786
    @kaiad6786 4 роки тому +443

    When he says 7 wars, he means over this. If you've never gotten too much into history, France and England have the passion of Romeo and Juliet, but in terms of absolute loathing.

    • @slynthehedgehog8061
      @slynthehedgehog8061 2 роки тому

      France bankrupted itself to help the creation of the U.S.A JUST to mess with England.
      And England made themself the best military power on the sea JUST because France was the best on land.
      Calling us the Romeo and Juliet of absolute loathing is at worst an euphemism.

    • @kaiad6786
      @kaiad6786 2 роки тому +4

      @@slynthehedgehog8061 Hehehe

    • @lilz_relixx5913
      @lilz_relixx5913 2 роки тому +22

      complete with the killing their own empires at the end

    • @starryeyes1190
      @starryeyes1190 Рік тому +12

      Loathing~🎵! Unadulterated loathing~🎵!

    • @CapitalCLYDE
      @CapitalCLYDE Рік тому +6

      I wrote one paper on an aspect of English-French relations and my notes basically said “frenemies” over and over again

  • @buckyrogers7019
    @buckyrogers7019 5 років тому +93

    It's funny being both French and English and hearing both sides of French history, specifically around Napoleon since in France he is basically a hero and in England he is a short comedic villain… Just an interesting observation :D

    • @metarcee2483
      @metarcee2483 10 місяців тому +3

      As an American, he's the political backdrop for two of my favorite French novels, Les Mis and The Count of Monte Cristo.

  • @shaderunner8220
    @shaderunner8220 5 років тому +49

    "Why is the emperor of france a shounen protagonist"
    That was honestly my thought about nepoleon (and alexander) when i first read about them in my high school history books.
    "People this badass actually exist? holy shit...."

  • @CollinBuckman
    @CollinBuckman 5 років тому +723

    "Age of Vanity" sound like an era in some fantasy setting where the once great and mighty empire slowly descended into decadence and greed before collapsing or being taken over by a super evil emperor or something.

    • @radiantred4158
      @radiantred4158 5 років тому +35

      This is a very interesting setting to write for!

    • @shoobydoobydoooo
      @shoobydoobydoooo 5 років тому +44

      Eldars - not even once!

    • @TheFiresloth
      @TheFiresloth 5 років тому +42

      Damn Numenoreans.

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 5 років тому +27

      Oddly specific yet accurate.
      I'm going to steal that.

    • @lucarse5051
      @lucarse5051 4 роки тому +8

      Rule Britannia!

  • @nirtrous4465
    @nirtrous4465 5 років тому +212

    11:22 France never abandoned French Guyana it is still part of france

    • @waylandwarner7727
      @waylandwarner7727 3 роки тому +20

      there are several things wrong with this episode, such as all of French Equatorial Africa except Gabon supported the Resistance and fought the Nazis in Africa. Also, France today still has control over not just French Guiana but also Wallis and Fortuna, French Polynesia, the Clipperton Islands, New Caledonia, Reunion and several other islands all around the world.

    • @johnaustin5677
      @johnaustin5677 3 роки тому +9

      You need to take his content with a grain of salt, it borders on misinformation wrapped in witty quips. And clearly he has left wing political leanings, but as a summary I enjoy his content from a macro view prospective.

    • @waylandwarner7727
      @waylandwarner7727 3 роки тому +9

      @@johnaustin5677 The problem is, I think he needs to read more history from books, show bibliography and also look at history through the eyes of the people at the time, not just the ones who suffered or Greece or Rome. Also he shouldn't label himself a historian, he's a history enthusiast like me, he just doesn't realise it.

  • @Petrico94
    @Petrico94 5 років тому +664

    Is Charlemagne worth a video? Imperial France is interesting but I'd also like to hear about the early franks

    • @neilsulit7465
      @neilsulit7465 5 років тому +73

      Blue gets the historic version while Red gets the myth and legend version with his paladins.

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 5 років тому +67

      Hee. And they constantly interrupt eachother to tell both versions in a way that’s wonderfully chaotic and sarcastic while still somehow making complete coherent sense

    • @yaumelepire6310
      @yaumelepire6310 5 років тому +29

      You mean the Late Franks, since it wasn't that long after Charlemagne that the Franks became way more French than Frankish.

    • @Edmonton-of2ec
      @Edmonton-of2ec 5 років тому

      *Imperial

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 5 років тому +2

      @@neilsulit7465 it would be great.

  • @dehavillandvampire
    @dehavillandvampire 5 років тому +90

    Blue: Don’t do colonialism!
    Venice: *hides Adriatic/Aegean colonies*

  • @bizzaroid2021
    @bizzaroid2021 4 роки тому +18

    11:23 there is an error, French guyana is still a french territory, it even has the status of an official french region so it should not disappeared in the decolonization montage.

  • @LEGOMANIAC419
    @LEGOMANIAC419 5 років тому +569

    "Why is the Emperor of France a *shounen protagonist?!"*
    I mean, you're not wrong.

    • @Imperiused
      @Imperiused 5 років тому +36

      The real question is: Why don't we have a shounen anime based on Napoleon yet?

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 5 років тому +28

      The twist finale arc where the shounen protagonist makes the huge comeback from behind, sweeping up in an incredible move toward victory bringing back all the glory that you remember from the start when he just began this whole adventure... And then loses. Permanently.

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 5 років тому +17

      @@danghostman2814 Napoleon's Bizarre Adventure.

    • @Remi_Lin
      @Remi_Lin 4 роки тому +1

      Imperiused (distant manga artist cackling)

    • @curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527
      @curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527 Рік тому

      @@Remi_Lin interesting... need a hand for the manga ?

  • @DanteTheDemon7
    @DanteTheDemon7 5 років тому +166

    You now, when I woke up this morning I never expected or wanted to hear the words “Why is the Emperor of France a shonen protagonist?” but I’m glad I did.

  • @lapisleafuli1817
    @lapisleafuli1817 5 років тому +718

    11:24 French Guyana dissapeared? Blue.....I am disappointed in you and your lack of knowlage about the most forgotten part of modern france.

    • @strider04
      @strider04 5 років тому +96

      Right I saw that and I was like what the heck, blue they never left

    • @camilledasse4331
      @camilledasse4331 5 років тому +85

      I think that the reason it disappeared of the map is because it is no longer considered as a colony. It is now a “département”, which could be roughly translated as a “county”
      But a lot of them want to leave. When the government asked them if they wanted to leave in November last year, 43.3% said yes, so I guess they’ll end up leaving eventually

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 5 років тому +81

      @transylvanian actually guyana people have the same legal right than European French it not the case with Puerto Rico only Hawaii can compare.

    • @sarahk.8473
      @sarahk.8473 5 років тому +32

      @transylvanian While I do see where you're coming from, I'd like to point out for clarity's sake that the interests of native peoples play second fiddle to those of the white population on the US mainland too. It's definitely not isolated to Hawaii.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 5 років тому +35

      @@camilledasse4331: "I think that the reason it disappeared of the map is because it is no longer considered as a colony. It is now a “département”, which could be roughly translated as a “county”"
      But doesn't that make it even more of a part of France (at least until they possibly leave) since it's at least in theory as much France as any département in metropolitan France?

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 років тому +301

    -Hello There- Wait a second, that won't do. This video as about France...
    *Bonjour There!*

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 років тому +23

      "Salut par ici !" ;)

    • @discmanthecdlord
      @discmanthecdlord 5 років тому +33

      *MONSIEUR KENOBI*

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 років тому +7

      @@discmanthecdlord Vous êtes un téméraire !

    • @montea_816
      @montea_816 5 років тому

      Zacharie Guillerey m e r c i
      I don’t know French that’s like the only world I know

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 років тому

      @@montea_816 well then you maybe should know "s'il vous plaît" as well, since it means "please" X)

  • @felixluevano7895
    @felixluevano7895 5 років тому +18

    You forgot to mention the Second Mexican Empire, which was a French client State. Part of the strategy of Napoleon III to make a United Latin world under French leadership, with Mexico and Brazil as the other States. So yes it doesn't really count as colonialism, it does as imperialism. There's a very clear difference between the two terms. Still love your videos, both of you and red.

  • @theyoungottoman3533
    @theyoungottoman3533 5 років тому +216

    "I want Liberty and Equality to reign in Saint Domingue...I hoped out of the fire of slavery, our French brothers would see us as full men, but the veil of empire is a heavy one." - - Toussaint Louverture, general of the Haitian revolutionaries

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 5 років тому +2

      Isn't he the guy who leac the revolt who killed french men,woman and children of that island or it was an another one?

    • @aliragehbarreh6178
      @aliragehbarreh6178 5 років тому +40

      that's Dessalines. he lead the second stage of the revolution after Napoleon betrayed Toussaint.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 років тому +1

      Just about the only place French slavery is generally mentioned.

    • @adamcurtis8754
      @adamcurtis8754 5 років тому +22

      @@christelheadington1136 Well, there were plenty of slaves in Louisiana and the other Caribbean colonies too, though Saint Domingue was France's chief consumer (even in a horrific literal sense) of slaves

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 років тому +2

      Aren't you the ~15 year old Sultan killed by Janissaries?

  • @emeraldashborers4261
    @emeraldashborers4261 5 років тому +217

    The difference between the French Empire and the Spanish Empire:
    One fades into irrelevancy right after Napoleon, but still remains stable.
    The other begins fading into irrelevancy almost immediately and ultimately kills itself as an effect of starting its own golden age.

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 5 років тому +15

      @@louisadaway1716 +1 the rest of the French empire make it th second largest country on sea.

    • @grimaldus1523
      @grimaldus1523 4 роки тому +8

      Spain remained a superpower for 200 years, and a Great power for 100 more.

    • @grimaldus1523
      @grimaldus1523 4 роки тому +7

      @Rick K Spanish Empire started in 1492 and ended in 1898. It was a superpower since 1515 and stopped beinga superpower in 1714 and and still lasted a great power until 1825.

    • @RupinderKaur-sh3cv
      @RupinderKaur-sh3cv 4 роки тому +2

      Luis Padilla Napoleon called it a backwards nation

    • @grimaldus1523
      @grimaldus1523 4 роки тому +2

      @@RupinderKaur-sh3cv Napoleon got his ass kicked in that backwards nation.

  • @dustymiller8752
    @dustymiller8752 5 років тому +221

    So.... The Vietnamese learned from Napoleon when the French didn't. "God is on the side with the best artillery." I doubt I said that right.

    • @unepintade
      @unepintade 4 роки тому +5

      I mean 1945 france didn't have a strong military

    • @nathanielleack4842
      @nathanielleack4842 4 роки тому +18

      @@unepintade 1945 France as it often did throughout history had the best people. Citizens willing die not just for their victory but to defend the very concepts of France and French culture. The whole meme of them being surrendering cowards is bs anyway. Their governments have often been filled with cowards. But not their citizenry

    • @unepintade
      @unepintade 4 роки тому +6

      @@nathanielleack4842 I was talking about their military not the country in itself, because of the occupation between 1941 and 1944, france didn't have enough time to retrain an entire army able to defend metropolitan france aswell as its colonies

    • @eastlaosempire999
      @eastlaosempire999 3 роки тому +4

      @@unepintade fact : U.S has give a lot of money ... or i mean ( super huge money ) for france to this war with vietnam . The money that Vietnam was sponsored by China is just like a drop of water, while the money that U.S gave to france was like a waterfall ( some general of france said that when Dien Bien Phu battle end ) .

    • @eastlaosempire999
      @eastlaosempire999 3 роки тому +2

      @@unepintade yes france is very weak after ww2 but they still a no5 or 6 global super power + money U.S give to france to buy weapon , belive me , in that time they still so strong with nomal country except vietnam ( a undefeated country )

  • @hatemtatanaki4264
    @hatemtatanaki4264 5 років тому +17

    The age of mythology music

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 5 років тому +35

    “I don’t want to get into the moral implications of colonialism”

    • @tjcaranese5533
      @tjcaranese5533 5 років тому +27

      proccedes too get into the moral implications of colonialism

  • @samlund8543
    @samlund8543 5 років тому +100

    11:24 don’t they still control French Guiana in South America today?

    • @Alexandre-sc3no
      @Alexandre-sc3no 5 років тому +18

      Yes

    • @TheMyuken
      @TheMyuken 5 років тому +3

      yes but it is 99% trees anyway

    • @Hypernefelos
      @Hypernefelos 5 років тому +15

      The other 1% is Europe's spaceport so... yeah. Kind of important.

    • @riri3531
      @riri3531 5 років тому +2

      @@TheMyuken And out president thinks it's an island *sighs*

    • @steeltitan6691
      @steeltitan6691 5 років тому +1

      Yes, and a fair number of highly populated islands. All of them are now departments of France.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 5 років тому +168

    Before Empire: "Master of the House."
    After Empire: "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables."

    • @dustymiller8752
      @dustymiller8752 5 років тому +9

      Les' Miserables reference?

    • @michaelscott6022
      @michaelscott6022 5 років тому +6

      @@dustymiller8752 Seems to fit, all things considered.

    • @dustymiller8752
      @dustymiller8752 5 років тому +4

      @@michaelscott6022 just wanted to check. Been a bit since I've watched that one. 👍 thanks

    • @devreed5931
      @devreed5931 5 років тому +2

      Michael Scott niiiice

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was a reference to the Empty Chair Crisis:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallstein_Commission#Empty_chair_crisis

  • @aztecaz547
    @aztecaz547 5 років тому +176

    Mark the date blue just coined the age of vanity

    • @lukascielocaminante257
      @lukascielocaminante257 5 років тому +2

      He coined nothing lol use the terms people use instead of thinking you're an historian who can coin terms like that.

  • @gamagos_1459
    @gamagos_1459 Рік тому +2

    I used your video for my school presentation it was very helpful

  • @samrevlej9331
    @samrevlej9331 4 роки тому +3

    6:13 Napoleon proclaimed himself Emperor in 1804. He made himself First Consul for life in 1802, which was a precursor, but officially, France was still a republic (granted, this was a façade for a dictatorship, but still, dates are important).

  • @RohenBlackwolf
    @RohenBlackwolf 5 років тому +140

    Why did you show French Guianan being decolonized? It is still a part of France.

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 5 років тому +18

      Yeah but it's not a colony anymore , people have the same right of the continental french and are members of european union .

    • @orestpaja2531
      @orestpaja2531 5 років тому +8

      Also they use euros

    • @RohenBlackwolf
      @RohenBlackwolf 5 років тому +7

      @@stormbringer2840 Sorry maybe I sayed it wrong, I meand that it looked like French Guianan was granted independance.

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 5 років тому +9

      @@RohenBlackwolf
      Oh ok . Well to be fair they were proposed independence but declined it in favor of being implemented i the territory of France .

    • @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
      @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 5 років тому +9

      @@joelongo450 But French Guyana is the richest of the three Guyanas nowdays. They made the right call.

  • @Quonzer
    @Quonzer 5 років тому +329

    "The Age of Vanity"
    I like it, we should make it a thing.

    • @falconJB
      @falconJB 5 років тому +17

      Yeah I love "The Age of Vanity" as the new name.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 5 років тому +28

      Honestly, no. It makes too many presumptions and implications about a historical period, is somehow even more eurocentric than the previous name, and yet also less descriptive. You'll note that historians already have been trying to get away from the older period names that have implied value judgements like "the dark ages" for a while.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 5 років тому +14

      Besides "early modern period" as used does not stretch nearly as far to the present as Blue makes it seem here.

    • @vivarino1521
      @vivarino1521 5 років тому +3

      EGBrandan why not just say, Age of Western Vanity, to lessen the Eurocentric aspects, considering the whole world was under western hegemony at the time, it’s kind of fitting

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 5 років тому +372

    HON HON HON!
    Here comes ze French.

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 років тому +6

      Warren Lehmkuhle Ze women, zey do not le shave!

    • @saritabalaji2354
      @saritabalaji2354 5 років тому +6

      Hon Hon Hon
      Je parle main character
      Je ne parle pas FILTY Casual

    • @devinsweeting4978
      @devinsweeting4978 5 років тому +4

      @Vernon Roche *knock knock knock* Here's Brittain!

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 5 років тому +3

      in the distance : hon hon hon
      *Oh no*

    • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
      @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 5 років тому

      sixstringpsycho Hon Hon Hon. I am American.

  • @sinvector8020
    @sinvector8020 5 років тому +59

    Yo, Blue finally talked about Vietnam, my home country!
    I'd love for you to delve deep into Vietnamese history one of those days, it's really cool :D

  • @my4818
    @my4818 5 років тому +17

    Blue you did a mistake 11:24 french Guiana in South America is still part of France and is an official department of France. French Guiana is the reason France longest border is with Brasil.

  • @IceQueen975
    @IceQueen975 5 років тому +59

    "Why does Napoleon look like a Shonen protagonist?!" Because God has a sense of humor and knew anime was coming, Blue.

  • @Edmonton-of2ec
    @Edmonton-of2ec 5 років тому +19

    Bless my Soul, Nap was on a roll
    Person of the week, in every Polish opinion poll

    • @greekmyths8804
      @greekmyths8804 5 років тому +2

      Sleepy herc

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac 5 років тому +3

      greek myths *looks at your username*
      yep, checks out.

  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 5 років тому +45

    7:37 "One Napoleon was already way too many"
    You say that like a damn Brit. Perfidious Albion!

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy Рік тому +1

    0:59
    Colony Making - the action
    Imperialism - the ideology of expanding the empire
    1:23 France settled Quebec
    1:39 New Orleans Louisiana Territory
    1:53 France in the Caribbean
    2:53 France in India
    4:07 Vanity
    4:46 Wars
    5:39 French Revolution
    6:04 Napoleon Bonaparte
    7:55 Vietnam 9:41
    11:29 Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall

    • @Endgame707
      @Endgame707 Рік тому

      Hey did you know that in 1882 The French Empire tried to conquer China? They failed tho

  • @KarelPletsStriker
    @KarelPletsStriker 5 років тому +3

    Quick correction at 11:22
    French Guyana is still a part of France but is now a department (basically like a US state) of France

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +400

    _You're mother is a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries..._
    *~ French Guard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)*

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 років тому +6

      “Fetchez la vache”

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 років тому +1

      @@dylanchouinard6141 quoi ?
      Fetchez la vache !

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 років тому +4

      Zacharie Guillerey “I have been more than reasonable, and-“
      *MRROOOOW*
      “JESUS CHRIST!”

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 років тому +3

      @@dylanchouinard6141 Run away ! Run away !

    • @francescoazzoni3445
      @francescoazzoni3445 5 років тому +5

      I fart in your general direction

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 5 років тому +20

    I'm going to use that bit about Napoleon being a Shonen protagonist

    • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
      @sanguiniusonvacation1803 5 років тому +3

      Update , my two French weeb friends gave me a horrifying look of realization .

  • @VanVelding
    @VanVelding 5 років тому +127

    "They simply deprived natives of citizenship rights and forced them into low wage gruntwork."
    *Sighs deeply in modern American politics*

    • @Edmonton-of2ec
      @Edmonton-of2ec 5 років тому +15

      The Mexicans aren't natives!

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 5 років тому +9

      except not matter how you look at it, white people are not native (but obviously have citizenship), the actual natives (what little are left anyway) have citizenship, and immigrants who are legally allowed to enter still have citizenship. and illegal immigrants cant get any good paying jobs because those all need a documented past and background checks (which they cant pass for obvious reason. missing a work visa or citizenship)

    • @AnansisLibrary
      @AnansisLibrary 5 років тому +12

      AnnoyinglySalty actually most latinx citizens are direct descendants of native Americans
      So yea.

    • @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901
      @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 5 років тому

      @@AnansisLibrary they're not native to any US lands

    • @ginkiba3
      @ginkiba3 5 років тому +12

      ​@@Edmonton-of2ec about 1/4 of the USA used to be part of Mexico; the vast majority of Latinos in general have some Amerindian ancestry with a full 20% of Mexicans being fluent in one or two indigenous language alongside Spanish. Mexico is literally named after an indigenous people, the Mexica. They're native.

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv 4 роки тому +5

    I think using literary and cultural type period names for things works well and breaks down the periods better. Using terms like "enlightenment", "early-industrial", "romantic", etc... era names helps break down the periods into smaller and more descriptive chunks than just lumping it all together. Maybe not exactly those terms, but there are several period names that cover various times in the range you're describing that can be used and that also bring to mind different associations that can be helpful in describing that time period.

  • @cloverhal2284
    @cloverhal2284 5 років тому +6

    Just for info French Guyana is still part of France (11:28) and a region nonetheless so it has the same status as Normandy or Alsace or any other metropolitan region

  • @Cato_of_Georgia
    @Cato_of_Georgia 5 років тому +14

    Napoleon: I will conquer all of Europe
    Russian Winter : I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @perfectlyfine1675
      @perfectlyfine1675 5 років тому +2

      It's interesting to spell "Kutuzov's scorched earth tactics" as "Russian winter". I wonder which English dialect is that.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 років тому

      The origin of the Napoleon complex.

  • @beambea7355
    @beambea7355 3 роки тому +25

    In Québec, even tho we didn't like England trying to assimilate us, if we were still under France, we would be a 3rd world country. France had a bad habit to NOT develop their colonises beyond the strict minimum to extract ressurces.

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 3 роки тому +2

      Il faut bien l'admettre. En dehors du nord de l'algerie.

    • @snipergod5216
      @snipergod5216 3 роки тому +4

      Wtf? And you think England developed its colonies? Look at how they deindustrialized India or addicted China w Opium

    • @azenxhlaalu6338
      @azenxhlaalu6338 3 роки тому

      r/badhistory

    • @robertevbayekha6639
      @robertevbayekha6639 2 роки тому

      True

    • @unbonfrancophone1539
      @unbonfrancophone1539 2 роки тому

      En tant que québécois d'origine française je sais pas comment réagir

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd 5 років тому +8

    FYI, Quebec wasn't the only colony in the northern end of New France - there was also Acadia, consisting of what are now the three Maritime Provinces (Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and Prince Edward Island), some of eastern Quebec, and the US State of Maine, down to the Kennebec River.

  • @steeltitan6691
    @steeltitan6691 5 років тому +71

    "The only person who could defeat Napoleon was Napoleon"
    Wellington and von Blücher: Are we a joke to you?

    • @lecoureurdesbois86
      @lecoureurdesbois86 4 роки тому +20

      Yes

    • @nono-kr7um
      @nono-kr7um 4 роки тому +6

      He didn't lead at the battle of Waterloo, he was way too sick

    • @ct3686
      @ct3686 4 роки тому +12

      @Michael Terrell II Napoleon defeated himself at waterloo because he wasnt as bold and agressive as he was 10 years ago. If he had deployed the old guard much earlier and told Ney to hold the cavalry he couldve won. But he took too much time and the prussians arrived

    • @captainsalif4752
      @captainsalif4752 3 роки тому +1

      Ottomans you forgot

    • @unemusiqueunjour
      @unemusiqueunjour 3 роки тому +1

      @@captainsalif4752 The Ottomans only won 2 battles against Napoleon (they didn't do a think it was essentially the Brits). Napoleon won more than 20 battles against them (and the mameluks) even if ultimately the campaign of Egypt failed.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 5 років тому +2

    I love this channel because of how relatable and down to earth this channel is.

  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 5 років тому +10

    Speaking of France, there's another French monster that hasn't been discussed on this channel yet, I'm sure Red will get a kick out of this one. Its name is Garguille (pronounced Ghar-Ghoul) and is described as being a giant serpent with the power to DRINK RIVERS DRY.
    That all said there are a lot of interesting monsters from mythology all over the world that really don't get all that discussed here in the western world, like the Vritra from Vedic and Hindu mythology. From what I've managed to gather on it, the Vritra is a colossal demonic serpentine dragon that is so massive it can wrap around mountains (granted Jourmangondr from Norse mythology is still bigger since he can wrap around the world but he still has nothing on this bad boy) and is described as being so gluttonously hungry that "it seeks to swallow the sky." Now for a little backstory on the thing, according to the lore on it, the Vritra actually is older than our world and contained "all the water in the world within its stomach" but when the world was created one of the Hindu (or Vedic) deities cut open its stomach and spilled all the waters of the world on the earth, then the Vritra ended up in a fight with divine beings and was sealed away somewhere that is supposedly secure for a ludicrously long amount of the fact freaking deities can not just opted to put for into an incredibly long and powerful sleep. Can you imagine if this thing actually managed to wake up and break free? Our entire world is practically one big appetizer because clearly being covered with more stuff than anywhere in the solar system means everything upon our world is barely more than a light snack that will keep it satiated for a hot minute if the cosmos is lucky.

    • @victorjacquet2627
      @victorjacquet2627 5 років тому +2

      If it is pronounced "Ghar ghoul" the orthograph is probably "Gargouille" because Garguille is pronounced "Ghar Gille" in french.

    • @dracone4370
      @dracone4370 5 років тому

      @@victorjacquet2627 I was unaware of that, every time I've seen it spelled with pronunciation it was as I wrote above

  • @stereorapier7919
    @stereorapier7919 5 років тому +31

    Me: Oh ne mentioned Napoleon the third, maybe he will talk about the second french intervention.
    Blue: doesn't mention Mexico once.
    Me: Le gasp

  • @AoiLucine
    @AoiLucine 5 років тому +3

    One of the only territories in North America that was left to France after the 7 Years War was the small group of islands known as St Pierre et Miquelon, off the south coast of Newfoundland. My dad's side of the family is from there.

  • @Naushikaa
    @Naushikaa 5 років тому +6

    As per usual, great video. As a French, I feel obliged to commend you on your pronunciation, there weren't many French names, but they were all pronounced very well.
    Keep it up, your videos are awesome (oh, and yeah, we still have french guyana)

  • @darkraven5106
    @darkraven5106 5 років тому +135

    Blue: Don’t Do colonialism, everybody looses.
    Great Britain: Am I a joke to you?!

    • @tjcaranese5533
      @tjcaranese5533 5 років тому +10

      true. while a fair few colonies were money sinks because the europeans refused to invest in them. what colonies really offered the Europeans and especially the British too really dominate the modern world was their ability to control global trade. which is why until two world wars happened Britain was the richest country on the planet.

    • @juliansenfr
      @juliansenfr 5 років тому +14

      Also Blue: Speaks English*

    • @Punaparta
      @Punaparta 5 років тому +11

      Ireland: Yes.

    • @darkraven5106
      @darkraven5106 5 років тому +5

      Nerdytimes
      Britain: Shut up, you where still under me for nearly 1000 years

    • @alexanderjohn1112
      @alexanderjohn1112 5 років тому +10

      Britain eating natural resources from Africa:*stops chewing and swallows hard* "Y...Yeah, don't do it guys, I got nothin'"

  • @Edmonton-of2ec
    @Edmonton-of2ec 5 років тому +68

    Ever thought about doing Imperial Russia?

  • @respublica4373
    @respublica4373 5 років тому +18

    HERE COMES SAINT DOMINGUE!
    Edit: Ok so apparently nothing about the Haitian Revolution....... sad!

  • @lordedmundblackadder9321
    @lordedmundblackadder9321 3 роки тому +11

    "What happens when France wants a whole Empire?"
    England won't let them, that's what.

  • @JKG52
    @JKG52 4 роки тому

    I appreciate all the maps Blue. It's what attracted me to your videos in the first place

  • @WOLF36554
    @WOLF36554 5 років тому +14

    11:23 your map is wrong. France still holds French Guiana to this day.

  • @michaelpothoven1041
    @michaelpothoven1041 5 років тому +39

    "I'm not going to opine about how bad Europeans were."
    *Proceeds to do just that the entire video*
    Well then...

    • @Stryker1297
      @Stryker1297 4 роки тому +5

      Eh. Not like he's wrong.

    • @Stryker1297
      @Stryker1297 4 роки тому

      @Jesus Christ +1. Lmfao

    • @bensaidmahmoud9513
      @bensaidmahmoud9513 4 роки тому +1

      Like they didn't earn it!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
      Talking from experience.

    • @michaelpothoven1041
      @michaelpothoven1041 4 роки тому +2

      @@bensaidmahmoud9513 no bias at all I see ;)

  • @nateskinner97
    @nateskinner97 5 років тому +13

    France: Swiggity Swooty I'm comin for Djibouti.

  • @TheLocalLt
    @TheLocalLt 4 роки тому +3

    French Morocco, Tunisia and Algeria were not a part of French West Africa. French Morocco was a protectorate with the Moroccan king owning the territory as a puppet, French Tunisia was also a protectorate with the Tunisian king as a puppet but with the French owning the land, and French Algeria was subdivided into the Algerian Departments which were governed by Metropolitan France, and the Southern Territories which were governed as a protectorate of the Algerian Departments. French West Africa was completely separate from all this, and in fact none of these countries are West Africa, they are North Africa, and are sometimes colloquially called “French North Africa”, however they were never officially merged because of their 3 different forms of government.

  • @timushpetru1112
    @timushpetru1112 5 років тому +2

    Ahhhhh AC 3 music while listening to colonizing, why is it so relaxing?

  • @coledouglas1817
    @coledouglas1817 5 років тому +4

    Ayeeeee, amazing vid blue! Now red should do a summary on Tale of Two Cities!

  • @gussyd1000
    @gussyd1000 5 років тому +11

    "If a flag isn't waving it's free for enslaving" pretty well summed it up.

    • @mrsupremegascon
      @mrsupremegascon 3 роки тому

      Except that Europeans rarely enslaved people and mostly freed them.
      I mean before European came, slavery was everywhere in Africa and America.
      Now, not so much.

    • @gussyd1000
      @gussyd1000 3 роки тому

      @@mrsupremegascon are you serious?

    • @mrsupremegascon
      @mrsupremegascon 3 роки тому

      @@gussyd1000
      Yeah, what, you think its false ? Wtf.
      Tell me, how many slaves were in the Aztecs and Inca Empire ?
      How many slaves in North Africa and West Africa Empires ?
      How many slaves in South East Asia.
      All those places were filled with slaves until Europeans came.
      Of course some Europeans wanted to continue their slavery pratice, but we fought them as well and won.
      I know that hating Europeans and biasing history is kinda trending right now (like Blue did, "'Age of Vanity", lol).
      But it doesn't erase the reality of slavery around the world before and after European colonization.

    • @gussyd1000
      @gussyd1000 3 роки тому

      @@mrsupremegascon my God...you don't know basic history. Please leave.

    • @mrsupremegascon
      @mrsupremegascon 3 роки тому +1

      @@gussyd1000
      You do realize you look like a religious guy being introduced to science in the 16th century ?
      "You wrong, please stop".
      I encourage you to learn about pre colombian civilization in America, about slaver cities in North Africa, about slaver kingdoms and Empire of West and East Africa, about tribes in Central Africa, about social hierarchy in East Asia.
      Europeans are guilty of many "sins", but slavery is not one of them.

  • @doodlebug4360
    @doodlebug4360 5 років тому +19

    USA: "hehe yeah, don't do colonialism"
    (Looks over nervously at Porto Rico and the Philippines)

  • @SporkDeVille
    @SporkDeVille 4 роки тому +7

    "Le Grand Oof" fully tickled me

  • @robbieturner2411
    @robbieturner2411 5 років тому +1

    I don't think there is enough appreciation for the map titles produced here. My personal favourite being at 6:39 with "Bless My Soul, Nap Was On A Roll"

  • @erinshetler3688
    @erinshetler3688 4 роки тому +1

    Ok imma be honest, I normally watch the history vids on Ancient Civ. bc idk I think It’s just more interesting. HOWEVER I loved this one, which I wasn’t expecting! Great job Blue!

    • @erinshetler3688
      @erinshetler3688 3 роки тому

      I’m now learning about it in school, video is still great, school sucks

  • @Taneth
    @Taneth 5 років тому +34

    "No flag, no country, those are the rules that I've just made up."

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 5 років тому +56

    "The Age of Vanity"
    That... doesn't seem like a very imparcial and objective name.

    • @Gstrangeman96
      @Gstrangeman96 5 років тому +24

      Maybe passing moral judgement using today's metrics on societies that ended over 200 years ago isn't the right way to do history.

    • @tjcaranese5533
      @tjcaranese5533 5 років тому +3

      yeah especially as it skimps over a lot of context which while still leaves europe quite shitty no where as bad as we would view it without modern sensibilities

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 5 років тому +8

      @@tjcaranese5533
      Disagree, european colonialism was uniquely cruel and no one group of people before (except the mongols) were as brutal and murderous as the colonialists were, we should totally judge Europe in particular for becoming MORE brutal and genocidy than people in general were before colonialism started which nullifies the moral relativity argument...a lot of old conquerers didn't treat the conquered people this badly, some even treated them benevolantly

    • @tjcaranese5533
      @tjcaranese5533 5 років тому +8

      @@totalwartimelapses6359 i wasn't trying too say they weren't shitty they certainly were bad and you make an excellent point for them being the worst but i also think that may come out of reach the europeans much like the mongols were quite deadly because how wide spread their empires became. also i do think we have to rember one of the biggest killers in their early empires of america was disease now while made worse by their actions them just showing up would of dealt incredible damage. now this isn't trying too excuse their actions. but context makes and breaks most history we also have to not that i would say there were empires just as bad in the way they operated just didn't work on the same scope for variety of reasons. on thing that comes to mind is the arab conquests which were no cherry yes it did lead to a golden age but it was also built on the largest slave network at the time something that was outright illegal in christian Europe. another would be the huns and romans both brutal to extremes with societies driven by slaves and worked off exploiting the natives of a land and stripping them of land too give too their soldiers. hell these are the same civilisations which burnt entire cities to the ground and salted the earth to ensure total destruction.
      TlDR: my main point is that humans are shitty. certainly amazing but also can be incredibly shitty. the thing that defined the later European empires wasn't particularly the methods but the scale take that away they aren't particularly worse then most empires by human sensibilities. However, the age of imperialism nah you are just straight up right in every way because at that point Europe was too high on their own supply but still comes down to scale they would be considered bad but not the worst without that scale.

    • @Peecamarke
      @Peecamarke 5 років тому +1

      Funny how eager people are to invalidate the shittiness of an empire by saying everyone was that shitty or that someone was bound to do it if it wasn't them, like, what's intent of pointing that out? It's like saying, this person is bad but so was everyone so let's not focus on them or if they didn't do it someone else was BOUND to, so that makes it okay?

  • @kevinhixson1586
    @kevinhixson1586 5 років тому +44

    You should do prussia and it's roots in the Teutonic order as well as the pruss people who lived their before that

    • @artski09
      @artski09 5 років тому +4

      most governments have an army
      the Prussian army has a government

    • @luckiller019
      @luckiller019 5 років тому +1

      >bunch of crusaders to lazzy to go to hollyland go instead "baptize" bunch of balts/slavs pagans in north great swamp... sorry Baltic Old Prussia
      >but only because Hungary kicked them first out of Transylvania
      >they build some cool castles and are pain in the ass for the Russians and Poles for next two centuries
      >literally their most famos battles are the one they lost
      >first German state to convert Protestant
      >became German meme every time when about to go in war
      >thx to Hittler, in one war he undone 8 centuries of German colonization of Eastern europe
      >become 21 centuries meme for "we wuz Dus vult" for right
      > be part of leftwing bogeyman "we would have reached Rousseau utopia if it weren't for you meddling christians"
      here done, I just saved twenty minutes

  • @MasterofLaziness
    @MasterofLaziness 5 років тому +1

    I never learned much about the Hapsburg family itself in high school, only the shit that happened because of them. That moment at 4:45 told me all that I needed to know.

  • @samanthafisher4368
    @samanthafisher4368 5 років тому +1

    Small suggestion:
    I've always been fascinted with royal or important figures (mainly queens) throughout history and I know that your explanations would make learning about them and their accomplishments, for better or worse, really fun. Or heck make another philosophor type music video but with said important/royal figures instead! Have fun with it! Still love your videos no matter what they're about :)

  • @carncats07
    @carncats07 5 років тому +3

    The best part about visiting countries that were formally French colonies is the food. The food has it's local flavour with a French twist. Especially in Africa where I found the cuisine in former French colonies far superior to former British ones.

    • @tonyhawk94
      @tonyhawk94 2 роки тому

      Yup, in Vietnam it created the Banh mi which is a baguette sandwich filled with typical vietnamese veggies and sauce. :)

  • @phillipcosentino37
    @phillipcosentino37 5 років тому +4

    "Why is the Emperor of France a Shonen protagonist?" I can never unsee that now

  • @lolloblue9646
    @lolloblue9646 5 років тому +5

    "Don't do Colonialism, everyone loses"
    IDK, it appears to me like the US made a lot out of it.
    Y'know, the purchase of French Louisiana, Russian Alaska, the Mexican-American War, the Spanish-American War...

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 5 років тому

      What I'm saying is that they made a lot of bucks and international importance out of it

    • @francoisdaureville323
      @francoisdaureville323 8 місяців тому

      Thats more Like expansionism not really colonialism because theres nobidy exploiting those lands and are all part of the united states they arent far away places people go to extract resources, línea colonial empire

  • @mistformsquirrel
    @mistformsquirrel 3 місяці тому

    The "Age of Vanity" is a perfect name for it. And yeah... same re: Napoleon.
    Absolutely brilliant general, absolute dingus in... well most other aspects of life. I'm so glad I found this channel, you and Red are both like, weirdly on my wavelength on most things and that's just nice.

  • @jamespocelinko104
    @jamespocelinko104 5 років тому +2

    And now I eagerly await the day when Blue inevitably covers the British Empire.

  • @carrioncrow13
    @carrioncrow13 5 років тому +4

    Blue: Why is the emperor of France a shonen protagonist?!
    Napoleon I: Parce que je peux! B) (Because I can)

  • @exodud5016
    @exodud5016 5 років тому +7

    I really liked the video, but I would still like to nitpick a bit :
    Louisiana was indeed lost in the 7 years war to Spain, and with Spanish being an ally to Napoléon, they gave it back.
    On that note, Slavery was officially abolished in France in 1793, the bill was brought and defended by a black MP. Napoléon then used the reason of State to put it back in French American colonies to develop French louisiana.
    When that failed, louisiana was sold to the US, and Haïti took advantage of British naval domination to revolt and become independant.
    Treatement of French colonies after that was a mix between neo-colonialism and how Puerto Rico is currently being treated by the US.
    Jump to the Vietnam War : Independance was granted fairly soon in the conflict, however it was to friendly governements rather than the communists. After that the conflict was being paid for by the US as a War against communism, however France made sure the money went to them instead of the newly formed nations, and since nobody cared about the conflict back home, the government didn't add much budget to the US funds.
    At that final battle, one of the generals said : "What happened is what happens to every unpregnable fort that never recieve relief, it fell." Whether he said that as an excuse or he was serious, I don't know.
    Sub-saharan Africa was let go on the condition that the countries kept a part of their treasury as French money, making them closely linked to French economy and interests. Due to the high value of the Euro right now, it is considered that most people in those countries barely ever see a coin of their state's money (Franc CFA)
    Finally, French Guyana is still part of France, as a departement (that's just an administrative zone) and region (another administrative zone).
    Thanks again for the video.
    Please feel free to nitpick me

  • @d.l.7416
    @d.l.7416 5 років тому +3

    5:31 le grand oof

  • @pan-cake8534
    @pan-cake8534 5 років тому +1

    Blues voice sounds *slightly* different in the beginning and I almost had an existential crisis. Then it went back to normal and I almost happy-cried.

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox 5 років тому +3

    Blue: Why is the emperor of France a Shonen Protagonist
    Napoleon: I have the power of God and Anime on my side!!!
    Edit : 6:58 Lol, welp synced

  • @williamleonardreesejr.1992
    @williamleonardreesejr.1992 5 років тому +11

    I'm shocked that Blue never took the time to mention the time when a Bonaparte ruled the Mexican Empire. Surely that would be considered part of French Imperialism non?

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 5 років тому +1

      I don't think a Bonaparte nipping out for some mexican food counts.

  • @mobiushelldoctor1423
    @mobiushelldoctor1423 3 роки тому +6

    as a French this video was an illarious ride, love seeing my country as a guy with a sword and anger issue

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +5

    Armchair Historian and Overly Sarcastic Productions?! This is the ultimate baguette

  • @themelodystar4286
    @themelodystar4286 3 роки тому +1

    0:33 jokes on you, I'm now using this video so I don't nearly flop the AP *World* History exam this May. thank you for your sacrifice, past teenage Blue.

  • @Unpseudopascommelesautres
    @Unpseudopascommelesautres 4 роки тому +1

    The guy who made the french subtitles is a just a pure genius. 😭😭
    Mec franchement dénonce toi faut vraiment te faire honneur.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 3 роки тому

      Coucou, c'est moi que tu cherches ?

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 5 років тому +27

    "Age of Vanity" needs made official, by force if required.

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 5 років тому +30

    Sometimes you just have the urge to jump into a ship and ram your flag into some foreign lands. It's really satisfying!

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 3 роки тому +4

    It's so weird for me to think about empires existing as late as World War I

  • @qelizabeth_i_5013
    @qelizabeth_i_5013 Рік тому +1

    As someone who specializes in Early Modern England, I think part of the issue is that The Early Modern Period does NOT extend all the way to the world wars. I'd say it starts at the fall of Constantinople and ends at the beginning of the Enlightenment. much more understandable for that smaller time period to be the "early modern" age because it was the beginning of international politics and mass exploration/overseas dominions.

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 5 років тому +3

    11:23 Everyone forgets st pierre and miquelon

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau 4 роки тому

      It's just too much little for being seen

  • @Blazo_Djurovic
    @Blazo_Djurovic 5 років тому +10

    "Don't do colonialism, everyone looses."
    Eh, only if it's late 19th century since there wasn't much left profitable to grab.
    On the other hand, if before you DID grab something profitable, English would make sure to "FAIR AND SQUARE" take it off from you. So you'd loose like that I guess.

    • @tjcaranese5533
      @tjcaranese5533 5 років тому +1

      pretty much the only real reason the african colonies werren't that profitable is because they weren't willing to invest in them. but they also did provide a strong dominance over global trade which is what really made the empires so dominant as until their rise the only ones with real influence and pull of the global scale was china

  • @cyndrynn
    @cyndrynn 5 років тому +5

    "If a flag isn't waving... it's ripe for enslaving!" This is the most on-point observation on the cruelty of colonialism I've ever seen.

    • @Valencetheshireman927
      @Valencetheshireman927 4 роки тому

      It’s funny how well that sums up 16-19th century colonialism. Before they banned slavery .

  • @MonsierBlack
    @MonsierBlack 5 років тому +8

    Should've mention the Berlin Confrence, when you we're explaining the french expanding into africa in the 1800's.

  • @soleraprincessgongjunim3320
    @soleraprincessgongjunim3320 5 років тому +2

    calling the habsburgs a clusterfuck is simultaneously the best and the most accurate thing ever

  • @camilledasse4331
    @camilledasse4331 5 років тому +1

    To be precise, the IV Republic came to an end because the General De Gaulle was asked to come help with the Algerian independence war and his condition was to create a new constitution, thus ending the IV Republic