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I believe MarnoAsmr has done a video like this kinda with this idea! (The title was "how to blend with humans" and I can't remember if it was about aliens or robots... Really relaxing anyway)
I just got back from school and got my end of topic physics test ((I'm terrible at physics or science in general)) and got 40% :// I don't know if to be happy with it or not
It took me 4 hours to figure out how to start the video. If I had a tutorial to help me it would have taken me only 40 minutes. This video really did help. After a little bit of practice I might be able to open a water bottle without help.
This reminds me of my science class in middle school, when we were learning how to write instructions for science experiments. We had to explain how to make a PB&J sandwich as specifically as we could.
It makes me so happy to see your videos being sponsored - you provide such fantastic content, so it’s nice to know that you’re getting some income for your time and creativity!
Hi. I've been watching your videos for a long time, I really like it. I understand about 10% of what you say, but it doesn't matter thank You for your work P. S sorry for possible mistakes I don't speak English because I live in Russia
Yoooo just a few vids back I was like I love how Nomad drinks water in his vids it reminds me to keep hydrated but I don't always follow through and here he is, teaching me how to open a water bottle and drink it even 🤷♀️ No one can convince me he doesn't hear us and care about our physical and mental well being...
@@colbysmith2800 He would look decent bald, and how would he even get an afro? He's white, like you have to have legit kinky (not curly) hair to have an afro.
I literally don't know what this video is about, I hear you talking about glasses and then I just fall asleep, it's been 3 times already so next time I'm taking a cup of coffee and I WILL KNOW what is the rest of the video
Wow I never knew how to open sunglasses it’s totally like I didn’t have glasses for 9 years of my life :0000 I learned knew things today :) Love the videos man!
Wow. I never knew about these things. I’m so glad someone told me. As an alien that came to this planet recently, I have been struggling with these human contraptions. I appreciate this 👽
That was really insightful, informative, and very helpful! Thank you for sharing this amazing tutorial with us! I was about to do laundry and I stumbled upon this video and I could not thank you enough! Love and appreciation to all! Please continue to stay safe and healthy! Thank you!
These are genuinely good descriptions on how to do all those things. And there are some mundane, everyday tasks I would probably need a similar description of to be quite honest...
**intense flashback to my older brother sarcastically teaching me what a pen is and how to use it to me and me also being the sarcastic little shit i am, playing along and annoying him to be less embarassed because i'm known as the stupidest and the screw-up of the family:*
I was kinda afraid to watch this in fear of if being too condescending but this was delightfully instructional instead. Firm instructions without me feeling degraded. :)
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Dude ur cool. Sticky asmr sounds nice and I would love for u to do that. Anyways have a good day
@@reejer that would be nice
do not like nameless nomads comment or u will ruin the perfect amount of likes he already has
This feels like when I'm imposter in Among Us and I have to improvise explaining what tasks I was _definitely_ doing last round
very sus
@@NamelessNomadASMR nah I saw them med scan
bahahaha
Wait he came out of electrical alive hes the imposter
@@awelshlad458 lights were off howd you see him? Seems kinda sus... maybe impostor vision.
POV: You’re an alien trying to learn how to blend in with the hoomans
I love that so much
The alien's senses work differently, and they have low/no gravity, hence needing all this guidance 😉 i love it
I believe MarnoAsmr has done a video like this kinda with this idea! (The title was "how to blend with humans" and I can't remember if it was about aliens or robots... Really relaxing anyway)
Step 1: be depressed
Step one: decide whether you're the 50% that hates or likes cilantro. choose your side
he looks so disappointed when he called us out for not having nordvpn
>:(
Lol🤣😭
This is perfect after a stressful day at school full of tests and people
same omg i just had a test 🤡😭
I just got back from school and got my end of topic physics test ((I'm terrible at physics or science in general)) and got 40% :// I don't know if to be happy with it or not
@Fluffy Knuckles same same
@@blyssfulxx6128 I wish you luckkkk
@@perrryyy thank you 😭🙏🏾
Nameless Nomad: “This is how you put on Sunglasses”
Me: Instructions unclear. I am now blind.
foot stuck in ceiling fan
My sunglasses just flew out of my hands as soon as I picked them up
I like this guy. I would trust him with my asparagus if I needed someone to watch it at any point.
what does your asparagus usually do when nobody's watching?
@@tabathaarria9558 you don't wanna know
🤣🤣😭
I love this comment 🤣
I'm only available to feed it once a day so if it's a hungry little thing we might run into issues
I shouldn't have watched this whilst working. Almost took a nap
that's okay :)
It took me 4 hours to figure out how to start the video. If I had a tutorial to help me it would have taken me only 40 minutes. This video really did help. After a little bit of practice I might be able to open a water bottle without help.
Nice mate. You can type but you can't get water. Me too!!!
i'll include that in the next video
@@NamelessNomadASMR It would be a great help to others! Thanks for doing gods work!
I’m so proud!
I feel like ur the type of guy I can have a whole sarcastic convo with and then just die laughing lmao
I read the title and my first thought was: “what an adhd mood lmaooo”
You're like that big brother that I never had but always yearned for. I bet you give amazing hugs.
Thats Nice
I'll fight all your bullies too
@@NamelessNomadASMR now ur making me want what I dont have so badly...someone to have my back
thanks for the tutorial!! i've been looking for a “drinking from a bottle” tutorial for years, now i won't die from dehydration 😍😍 a savior
This reminds me of my science class in middle school, when we were learning how to write instructions for science experiments. We had to explain how to make a PB&J sandwich as specifically as we could.
I remember doing this too!!!
I just wanted to say, I admire the fact that each time you make video who are just so creative and different from one another.
gotta mix it up
The fact that I almost fell asleep to a guy explaining to me how to put on sun glasses is a testament to your work.
ok this was supposed to make me fall asleep but i couldn't stop laughing
laugh yourself to sleep. it's healthy
ikr. when he said "now you have located *the cap* " i actually died 😂
Looks like I walked into a master class.
my techniques are beginner at best
"And then you will swallow the liquid"
Instructions unclear
*strained gurgling noises*
LMAO
i literally said “ohhh that was smooth” out loud when he did the transition into the sponsor 😭
gotta keep you on your toes
I thought he was gonna repeatedly fail card swipe
ayyy bernie
me: damn i can’t to simple tasks
nomad: “hold my mic”
My teachers when i dont get the new math concept: *asmr but you cant do simple tasks*
*I LIKE HOW NAMELESS NOMAD ASMR GOT SUCH AMAZING IDEAS IN ALL HIS VIDEOS!* 💪🏼
Glad you like them! :)
It makes me so happy to see your videos being sponsored - you provide such fantastic content, so it’s nice to know that you’re getting some income for your time and creativity!
Thank you so much! :')
Hi. I've been watching your videos for a long time, I really like it. I understand about 10% of what you say, but it doesn't matter thank You for your work
P. S sorry for possible mistakes I don't speak English because I live in Russia
noooo, don't apologize, your English is so good!! You're doing well sweety!
Right? Their english is amazing, there's not a single spelling mistake in there!
Your English is so good no need to apologize
I'm happy to have you here! You speak English well :)
You're actually very good at english
Yoooo just a few vids back I was like I love how Nomad drinks water in his vids it reminds me to keep hydrated but I don't always follow through and here he is, teaching me how to open a water bottle and drink it even 🤷♀️ No one can convince me he doesn't hear us and care about our physical and mental well being...
subliminal messaging :)
locating the bottle cap has always been a big problem for me. i used to poke a hole in the bottle to drink from it
I'm surprised Mark Zuckerbot hasn't thanked you for helping him blend in yet
Omg. I finally got tingles. I’ve never gotten tingles from asmr before, I just get relaxed by asmr.
I'd like to report the title, why?
I see myslef in there and I don't like it.
ASMR but it's a mirror
@@NamelessNomadASMR I’m starting with the man in the mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways!
Nomad:explain how to do normal task
My brain:going to act like I did not know that
0:57 “You use Chrome these days...”
Me: I use bing-
😟🤞
if only my math teacher was this nice when explaining how to do the calculus homework for the 100th time
This is yet another brilliant and relaxing video. Seriously can't even thank you enough for all of the great content. Thanks Nomad. :)
You're very welcome! :D
We'll need the bloopers
insert autobiography
POV: you are a fallout character with 1 intelligence
Lmao
This is quite relaxing! Thank you for the tingles, Nomad!
FINALLY, it's here!
I Have looked forward to this so badly!
Thank you Nameless
Why does it say read more? But when I click nothing happens?
@@Alini_ I really don't know, not a clue
Hope you enjoyed it! :)
@@NamelessNomadASMR Thanks for making this such a personal channel where you feeling care for. It's amazing how you just want to help People RESPECT!
Imma get back to this later, I’m omw to go beat Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Nevada’s aSs real quick🤧 (so they can finally make projections)
Nah they’re good they went the right way
@@droid18alpha37 they’re absolutely going the right way...I just want them called already 😭
fight them real good
@@NamelessNomadASMR no need, they just gave us the Presidency
👁👅👁
I love a 7 minute 40 second tutorial on how to put on sunglasses 🕶
I aim to please
Is there anything that looks bad on him?? He looked good with long hair, short hair, clean shaven face, flying fork, like I jus wanna legit know
Cursed so don't read this.
Nameless nomad with no hair or with an Afro (can't spell so sorry if i got it wrong lol)
@@colbysmith2800 He would look decent bald, and how would he even get an afro? He's white, like you have to have legit kinky (not curly) hair to have an afro.
@@joeyl669 lol i don't know
My boyfriend's back and he's cooler than ever
There's no more night, blue skies foreverrrrr
Cause we're the masters of our own fate
@@august1277 😬 cringe
@@august1277 we're the captains of our own soul
@@maeejinae there’s no need for us to hesitateeee
Man you’re one of the few things in life that I like thank u
Literally best whisperer on the planet! Thank you King!
I haven’t watched the entire video yet, but I wanted to say your work is amazing and thank you.
thank you :) I'm glad you like it!
I literally don't know what this video is about, I hear you talking about glasses and then I just fall asleep, it's been 3 times already so next time I'm taking a cup of coffee and I WILL KNOW what is the rest of the video
loving the dedication
A date with this guy sounds pretty good
The most hilarious, seamless segue to a paid promotion I’ve ever seen. Very relaxing video!
Glad you enjoyed it! :)
Instructions unclear, poked my eye out with the sunglasses and got all my clothes wet
Explaining how to drink was un clear. My lungs are now filed with water
B R E A T H E
@@NamelessNomadASMR il consider that next time
Wow I never knew how to open sunglasses it’s totally like I didn’t have glasses for 9 years of my life :0000
I learned knew things today :)
Love the videos man!
Asking for a friend: how does the water go down my throat? 🧐
Ad ends at 2:30
'its very easy to mess up sunglasses'
7year old me: *puts sunglasses on the back of my head*
SWEG
I just took a midterm and I've been freaking out. Gonna watch this now before I update my score🤞
I hope you did well!
@@NamelessNomadASMR I did better than I thought! I got an 87% which is good because the class average was 76% :)
Just listening to you talk makes me calm
can i say again, i absolutely love your intro 🥳
Thank you so much!! :)
Wow. I never knew about these things. I’m so glad someone told me. As an alien that came to this planet recently, I have been struggling with these human contraptions. I appreciate this 👽
I love the video so much, but I couldn’t fall asleep because I was listening too attentively. Great stuff :^)
Man the vibe of your videos is everything love your lighting and grading choices :D
thank you so much :)
That was really insightful, informative, and very helpful! Thank you for sharing this amazing tutorial with us! I was about to do laundry and I stumbled upon this video and I could not thank you enough! Love and appreciation to all! Please continue to stay safe and healthy! Thank you!
just trying to educate the masses :')
wait but how can you do your laundry? that wasn’t in the video!
I never thought sun glasses could give me tingles
yet here we are :')
Yeah u right
HOW HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS CHANNEL SOONER!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Literally tho, you're awesome.
Yeah he is
I'm glad you finally made it :)
I can't believe you actually replied
“You will get made fun of, and quite possible you will get beaten up@
When he had the sunglasses on upside down it reminded me of klaus from umbrella academy 😂
"Nomad, rider of the ancient east
Nomad, rider that men know the least
Nomad, where you come from no one knows
Nomad, where you go to no one tells"
So happy that Im subscribed
really needed this vid :)
all this quarantine got me confused with everything
instructions unclear, my cat is now on the roof.
Thank you for helping sleep ^^
I've been having trouble with sleeping
And this made me fall asleep really fast
Thx!!!!
Happy to help! :)
I bet you are hilarious IRL. How you do this with a serious face is beyond me 😂😂
him breaking for a second in the middle of the video and snickering gave me quite a giggle
POV: you just had a stroke and have forgotten how to do everything
The fact that he looked good even with the glasses upside down.... Sends
Is he ever bad looking?
Because he he is handsome/beautiful 🧍🏾♂️
Hi im a new subscriber I just wanted to say that your videos are so awesome and I fall asleep so easily💕
These are genuinely good descriptions on how to do all those things. And there are some mundane, everyday tasks I would probably need a similar description of to be quite honest...
Haha. Lately I’ve been getting frustrated trying to work out some technical stuff. This all makes me feel like I’m right on top of things. Haha.
Thanks, I really needed this, my host family almost found out.
Please teach us how to use a book and maybe a notebook. I have 5 notebooks and i have no idea how to use them. They look pretty on the outside...
oh...a notebook? Is that a type of fruit???
@@NamelessNomadASMR no I actually think its a protein
Oh look, i am even more confused. Tomorrow I shall try to chew on one.
I wondered why I always drown myself when I drink water, now I know the answer🌝
6:07 Experience? 🤨
This really reminds me of ASMR Marno's video "Teaching You How to Blend in With Humans (over-explaining)"
Hiii Nomad ❤️
hi :)
yessss my absolute fav trigger!
I'm happy you're happy!
**intense flashback to my older brother sarcastically teaching me what a pen is and how to use it to me and me also being the sarcastic little shit i am, playing along and annoying him to be less embarassed because i'm known as the stupidest and the screw-up of the family:*
is it just me or is my mans voice e c h o i n g its very calming
Why were those upside down sunglasses low-key a look tho
social isolation got us vibin
I was kinda afraid to watch this in fear of if being too condescending but this was delightfully instructional instead. Firm instructions without me feeling degraded. :)
Eternal mood
everlasting m o o d
*10:11** no patrick the l i d*
the LID theeeee lid
I actually can't open a water bottle so this was actually helpful 😅
actually this made me realize how complex opening a bottle is
Omg its almost our one year anniversary of me falling in love with you..... your channel that is🤡❤️
I am a new subscriber, thank you for this
Welcome to this amazing ASMR Channel.
welcome to the channel :)
I came for the asmr but left with so much knowledge
it's like an ASMR almanac
this reminds me of the case of "the man who mistook his wife for a hat" one of the most psychological cases ever studied!
Very helpful 😋
I fell asleep so fast to it yesterday, so a belated comment 😁
psht, it was probably all the biking
this is the last place i would’ve expected a norton vpn ad
Joke on you i can’t do any of this
you're here to learn
Hup yuo tPie???