Searing Blow +16?! | Ascension 20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2020
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"I fear not the man who has upgraded all his cards once, but I fear the man who has upgraded one card 15 times."
I fear no man.
but that thing...
> Searing blow+15
it scares me...
Bruce Lee approves this video
Wow what a perfect meme
But we have apoth, so we're also upgrading everything once.
One of the greatest UA-cam comments I've ever seen hahah
Surround him! You take the left, I’ll take the right! Our plan is foolpr
posted 40 mins ago, already underrated
This has me rolling. Just imagine what the character voice for the Spear would be
This needs more likes.
Jaret Snyder I’m imagining the door knockers from Labyrinth. With that ring stuffed in its mouth.
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAAAAIN
Me: 47 minutes run, Jorbs was probably just memeing around and died in the middle of the run
Me 47 minutes later: holy shit
Exactly lol
Well, you were sort of half right.
Well, you were half right.
Me in twitch chat after the heart was killed:
I bet once this is out on youtube, people will see the 47min length of the video and think that jorbs died in this run.
(..not visible on the stream-displayed chat sadly cause I don't join the streams very often ^^)
He was even using Feed
0:38 Apotheosis
1:10 Searing Blow
1:48 Shining Light upgrades Searing Blow
2:42 Searing Blow evolves into Carnage
9:07 Cursor hovers dangerously over Fusion Hammer
15:44 Whetstone hits
33:35 Calipers + 4 beautiful cards
36:51 Mind Bloom upgrades all (that beautiful sound at 38:10)
38:20 One Card Elite Kill
38:40 Donu and Deca fight starts... ends 62 seconds and three turns later
44:10 Searing Blow +16
46:08 Heart about to lose to a 3 card deck
46:16 Lul.
27:58
me playing slay the spire : sh!t, i'm not dealing enough damage!
jorbs playing slay the spire: sh!t, i'm deaing too much damage!
kill me now, just kill me.
Leave it to Jorbs to create a situation where a single card can end the fight yet exhausting it is the correct play.
This run was so top tier. I was losing my shit when Whetstone hit. So godly. My favorite vid of 2020 for sure. Cheers bud.
Not only that, the shining light event in act 1 also hit
how lucky can you get to randomly hit searing blow in each upgrade event this is legendary
light was 1/3, whetstone was 2/5, so like 13%
Andrew Wang Whetstone isn’t 2/5, it’s 1/5+1/4
It's 1-4/5x3/4. Or 1-12/20. Or 8/20. Or 2/5. The guy you replied to was right.
@@andrewwang7699but the odds of Whetstone hitting Searing Blow were around 10% so it's actually closer to a 1.3% chance of that combo of events happening
The insane memeability of this run.
Searing Blow is the Perfected Strike of upgrades.
Good card if you devote your run to it, but never actually fun.
Searing Blow is the Dark Souls of upgrades.
While sneko eye was the best option, the coffee dripper would have displayed higher commitment, and thus would have been more correct choice.
Sees ironclad defeating the heart in 47 min = "he is so coool"
Sees ironclad defeating the heart with searing blow +16 = "but he is so dumb"
8/8 reference
Why are you reminding me of tfs :(
ua-cam.com/video/DqQpLL7-GRM/v-deo.html the refference for any who havent seen it.
The title. The video duration. I was confused in every possible way and it was glorious.
That was probably the effect of snecko eye
I'm not sorry
I come back every few months to rewatch this masterpiece, its just as fantastic every single time
I imagine the giant head thinking "Did anyone catch the number of that bus?"
I looked at the timer at the beginning of the video and thought "Ah, Jorbs uploaded a video where he dies in act two to show the weakness of Searing Blow."
I now realize how unenlightened I truly was
The entire game i was very perplexed over him being too concerned about extra health, and then at 36:53 everything came together
taking Mark of the Bloom to upgrade Searing Blow is peak Spire slaying
I was about the close the stream to study, I couldn't because of this run and the one after this with the silent. Can't remember the last time I laughed this much.
Caught this run on stream, but I’m watching it again here and leaving a comment to promote it to the algorithm. People NEED to see this
Holy shit what a ride. A more perfect searing blow run will never exist.
That moment he deleted the centurion from the game files made me realise how stupid good that run actually was.
I was there! One of my favorite ones is at 38:25, just casually walk in with a searing blow ready to kill an elite in one shot. Sorry not just an elite, a SUPER elite.
29:36 lmao Maw came back with 3 damage. Take that!
Every time I think this game is about to run out of unique ways to entertain me, something like this happens
So after all this struggle, feed didn't even matter at the end, and the cursed fire breathing remained.
Feed earned him 100 extra score in the end, if you're into high numbers. 50 from "Stuffed" and an extra 50 ascension bonus.
Ascension bns doesn't apply to stuffed. And it cost him the sub 30 time since most of the run was spent trying to feed.
This run filled me with joy. Thanks for uploading this one
Oh no! Searing Blow can't be good! This can't be happening!
*sweating*
He keeps upgrading it!
*cowering in the corner*
It can't be good! Stop! STOP!
*tears forming*
Even the whetstone!
Jorbs: *get whetstone*
Also Jorbs: who needs campfires
I normally fall asleep to these runs on my television at night, but this one had me really engaged and excited. Even snecko eye couldn't make this boring!
32:08 honestly the hardest one of your jokes has made me laugh in a while and I wanted to make a note of it
Jesus! This was the most interesting run I’ve ever seen! It just kept on giving
Once every jorbs: I will take all of them
StS devs: Let's add a card choice relic
Oh wow, I had a very similar start just a few days ago - floor 0 apotheosis, floor 5 searing blow. It was a very fun run.
Edit: but I did not manage to get every single upgrade event/relic, nor get them to hit Searing Blow. Jorbs is obviously a filthy lucker.
This has been my favorite run to watch.
UA-cam Jorbs best Jorbs meme runs for days!
Getting a Searing Blow as the first attack, upgrading it over 10 times, yet even then he still manages to nearly double his hp. I am impressed
"True Jorbs fans have watched the searing blow video TEN times"
One of the best upgraded runs I've ever seen!
Couldn't stop watching this run
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH A RUN MORE THAN THIS ONE
searing blow is literally the only reason I enjoy ironclad and I will straight abandon run if I don't find early searing blow LMAO
this is beauty in motion
But have you experienced the glory that is dead branch corruption prismatic shard? you can't say you have fully experienced ironclad until you have
@@somebodyuknow2507 I got that on Silent before lol.
I watched this run live and yet here I am watching this replay,
I am commenting on this video to stir the algorithm to recommend this video. People need to realize the glory that is called Searing Blow.
I remember the days of only having Ironclad and Silent, much simpler days
I'm learning to play better just because of your videos - this run was CRAZY O_O
gotta love how you play the game keep the good work
:)
Searing blow? Must be a speedrun.
This is why UA-cam Jorbs is so much more fun at parties than twitch jorbs
what a beautiful run
SICK game. GG, ty for content.
GEE, that was almost 50 minutes of PURE adrenaline rush, holy shit!
This run will go down in the books.
This incredible run deserved a pin nib
imagine necronomicon
best run ever
This was legendary
Man what a classic run
Anyone else ever forget jorbs plays ascension fucking 20 and does these things
"Holy shit, glad that missed me" was my favourite part
holy fucking shit bless this run
Holy shit that was actually crazy
*sees title*
*drops w/e i was doing to watch this*
edit:
38:12 screams of joy
Blessed run
Last week I commented that a run was Big Poj Energy. In light of this run, I have flagged that comment as offensive and will be timing myself out.
No no no, you were right, it's just that this run is MASSIVE POJ ENERGY.
What does poj mean?
@@theirishcanadian just a mispelling of pog that got memed in the community
That was glorious
Sozu + Shrug It Off. Shrugs are better than drugs confirmed.
@38:10 Jorbs is an absolute madman
Watching Jorbs always makes me realize how shit I am at this game lol.
Only youtube Jorbs can make searing blow viable!
15:52 Jorbs goes full Tusken Raider
This run violates the Geneva Convention.
I’m back for my 8th watch. Soon I’ll be a true jorbs fan. Or so I hear.
You know it's going to be a good run when you get Apotheosis before the first floor.
I love Searing Blow runs. The maximum i had it upgraded was to +11 enough to finish act 4 easily
Now I know what true beauty is.
Searing Blow run... under an hour.
Here we go again!
Gets to Heart Elite fight... *proceeds to one-shot the dude*
First World Problems Jorbs at 27:58
This is it
This is THE URN
So this is what the opposite of a Frozen Eye run looks like
beautiful
38:10
the madlad did it
This is the best one
I was waiting for this. It's very luck dependent but you don't have to fight elites so it is easy. Idk I find it fun.
RIP Searing Blow Jr.
I wish there was a card like Searing Blow for all the classes
p r i s m a t i c s h a r d
For The Silent, it would be a poison card. For the Defect, it would be a lightning orb card. For the Watcher, it would be an energy card.
Man I feel like a scrub not being able to beat the heart with defect...
完璧やな。
I have seen god itself.
And it is Searing Blow +16.
Strongest ironclad ever
Searing Blow decks hit different
Just hit today Searing Blow in 3 runs in a row before first camp. Easy wins. It's actually GG, if you get it early on.
me: you lost soooo much time on feed calculations
30:50 cuz he's a hungry boy-o
Goes to show you that a good defence is a overwhelming offence.
And excessive corruption
New meta confirmed.
Didnt know jorbs has emotions. :o
He has ascended
nice one m8!
2nd snake lady fight:
FEAR M
Its funny cause I had just watched his video on why searing blow was pretty bad. And yet here we are XD