I love how urbandictionary sums it up A television series on UPN where Captain J. Archer is kidnapped and beaten up at least once every episode "Tucker to bridge. Captain Archer has been kidnapped...again...ugh!"
@CIarKent The skinny insectoid jumped at him. Archer had the most extensive MA training of any of the main Captains after Sisko. He kicked as much ass as he received. And without silly Kirk punches at that.
How different Starfleet captains deal with a situation: Kirk - Beats people up (watch?v=KZM7Af_DOnQ ,may want to mute the audio) Archer - Gets beaten up (this video) Picard - Gives profound inspirational speeches (watch?v=Xh_t2fFF3B0) Sisko - Yells (watch?v=IjvYiSDJujA) Janeway - ... actually Janeway was perhaps the most varied of all the captains, she did diplomacy, force, speeches, fights and was the only one able to solve a life and death situation by drinking more coffee.
@MrHoppers002 Sisko is remarked and described in canon as the best of the Captains in that regard. He got a military and wrestling background. Archer got a martial arts sort of background, noted on more than one episodes of his series. Kirk was a brawler.
Man, with all the abuse he goes through an entire series, makes one wonder if Archer is an ancestor of Kirk's through some kind of fling, or marriage that would never get mentioned, considering both seem to be suckers for punishment.
Wow, over seven minutes of seeing Archer getting his ass kick. I can't believe there is, OVER SEVEN MINUTES, and there was only four seasons of ENT. This video shows all four seasons; its like Archer must have gotten his ass kick at least twice an episode!
Im not sure but they are both from season 3 and the last one is from season 4 and i think that was called eather Terra prime or those where the voyages Im not certain though
'Our reptiles might have advanced again, except their brains were the size of a walnut. Good to know it's a constant throughout the galaxy" "You want me to kill you" "Just making conversation" LMFAO he's my favorite captain
Archer should become a recording artist...he's loaded with hits!!!
Funny
Archer is the Rocky Balboa of Star Trek. "I saw you beat that man like I ain't never seen no man get beat before and the man kept coming!"
Ladies and gentleman, the only redshirt captain who took one too many for the team.
Archer is the craziest captain, launching yourself into space without an ev suit is insane
This video leaves me with the impression that Archer was the human punching bag for...well everyone! lol!
its funny how shran is his buddy from start to end, yet he's also the one who beats him up the most from start to end
What are friends for
1:37 Trip has his priorities straight.
lmao
"Not the drinks"😂 I love that
He always got beaten, but it's the coolest series ever.
I love how urbandictionary sums it up
A television series on UPN where Captain J. Archer is kidnapped and beaten up at least once every episode
"Tucker to bridge. Captain Archer has been kidnapped...again...ugh!"
Ok
In his defense, he doesn't get knocked out NEARLY as easily as the guys in the other shows.
Bakula sells beautifully.
The whole universe has got it in for Archer
@CIarKent The skinny insectoid jumped at him.
Archer had the most extensive MA training of any of the main Captains after Sisko. He kicked as much ass as he received.
And without silly Kirk punches at that.
Hey Kirk was an ass kicker. Unlike Archer
How different Starfleet captains deal with a situation:
Kirk - Beats people up (watch?v=KZM7Af_DOnQ ,may want to mute the audio)
Archer - Gets beaten up (this video)
Picard - Gives profound inspirational speeches (watch?v=Xh_t2fFF3B0)
Sisko - Yells (watch?v=IjvYiSDJujA)
Janeway - ... actually Janeway was perhaps the most varied of all the captains, she did diplomacy, force, speeches, fights and was the only one able to solve a life and death situation by drinking more coffee.
The captain of the first warp five Enterprise, ladies and gentlemen
Oh man I’m so glad you included the face plant into the captains chair from ‘Bound’ after Trip stuns him. 🔫
At one point, this just gets hilarious.. but that could be me.
Another episode of Enterprise, another scene of Archer getting his ass kicked in a fight.
@MrHoppers002 Sisko is remarked and described in canon as the best of the Captains in that regard. He got a military and wrestling background. Archer got a martial arts sort of background, noted on more than one episodes of his series.
Kirk was a brawler.
Man, with all the abuse he goes through an entire series, makes one wonder if Archer is an ancestor of Kirk's through some kind of fling, or marriage that would never get mentioned, considering both seem to be suckers for punishment.
I'd love to see who'd win a fight between Worf and Archer
Archer got captured more times then April O'Neil. He was the ultimate male damsel in distress.
Archer is the O'Brien/Geordi of Enterprise lol
He suffered a lot he was always getting beaten.
He gives Worf a run for his money .
Yep, before the prime directive, archer went out there and pissed off every alien in the galaxy😂
That's still more times out the airlock or down a cliff than any other captain.
Aww poor Archer....In reality I don't think a man would still be able to figuratively stand up after so many injuries
Wow, over seven minutes of seeing Archer getting his ass kick. I can't believe there is, OVER SEVEN MINUTES, and there was only four seasons of ENT. This video shows all four seasons; its like Archer must have gotten his ass kick at least twice an episode!
the anakin skywalker of star trek
Captain Archer walked so Chief O’Brien could run
Looks like he suffered almost as much as Geordi and ENT had only four seasons instead of seven
That´s what I would call a tough job lol
Oh boy
Geez, even Kirk didn't get pounded on THAT much....
Archer launching himself into space without an EV suit in this complication makes me laugh.
@least 75 concussions wow capt archer
The pain ! The pain ! Director, check the contract for Pain extras!!!
It says to bring extra pain. 😋
What is 1:29 from? I can't find it for the life of me.
The epolisode where archer gets put on klingon trial for aiding refugees
Good grief, he's not King Joffrey, why all the hate?
He's just kind of a grump. He's like your dad after a hard day at work, but 24/7.
Doesn't he have underlings for this?
@MrHoppers002 Is that what they call it these days :p?
Haha that's funny shit..
How is Archer still alive lol
You'd think he would have died of shame after getting his ass kicked by a FERENGI.
what are the episodes 2:41 , 3:00 & 7:15?
Im not sure but they are both from season 3 and the last one is from season 4 and i think that was called eather Terra prime or those where the voyages
Im not certain though
The last clip was from season 3 sorry i dont know the name 😕😥
lol I feel so stupid, I watched this video two months ago and made almost the same comment xD
Could you give us a list of where all these clips came from - which episodes? I'm curious about a few.
The first clip was from the first episode called Broken Bow
What is 6:40 from?
'Our reptiles might have advanced again, except their brains were the size of a walnut. Good to know it's a constant throughout the galaxy"
"You want me to kill you"
"Just making conversation"
LMFAO he's my favorite captain
Sin dudas Bakula el capitán con mejor estado físico. Archer ❤️
@CIarKent hey, if Kirk can knock people out with grandma punches, Archer can pull a Bruce Lee out of a hat.
Actually scratch my last comment what dose that man out on his face he seams to have no scars
Maybe Captain Archer Should of Had More Combat Training Then He Would of Not Had Been So Much Been Kicked The Crap Out Of LOL
I take it you don't like Scott Backula
archer got beat up allot. He needed fighting lessons.
He actually won most these fights in the end.
archer got beat up allot.
Why they hurt him all the time
lol
think ALOT of starfleet personel agrees that Archer must suffer.
This video is never not funny
Jonathan Archer is dead to me
every alien, crew member and entity in the galaxy wants to beat the crap out of archer!!! I wanna go kick his ass myself