LUNCHLY: Logan Paul's LATEST SCAM w MrBeast & KSI

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  • @lil_oppa
    @lil_oppa 3 місяці тому +752

    KSI = Knowingly Scamming Innocents

    • @HoEnomics
      @HoEnomics 3 місяці тому +14

      Are they innocent if they aren't tipped off by the manic laughter?

    • @evrgrnevrgrn7469
      @evrgrnevrgrn7469 3 місяці тому +8

      DUDE!! Thats SOOO TRUE!!! LOL

    • @Lora_Beolab
      @Lora_Beolab 3 місяці тому +11

      the comparison is enabling bullying between children, they want the children who have Lunchables to feel even worse, bullied into buying their product

    • @dyl7729
      @dyl7729 3 місяці тому +19

      Knowingly sacrificing infants

    • @godofmyworld77
      @godofmyworld77 3 місяці тому +1

      Great comment 😂👌🏻

  • @hotnsweatyhalo5210
    @hotnsweatyhalo5210 3 місяці тому +626

    Mr beast targeting children is definitely on brand

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +100

      So true.

    • @Ultra504
      @Ultra504 3 місяці тому +10

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @V1LL1N
      @V1LL1N 3 місяці тому +2

      He he he Ooops!

    • @DannyDaFlite
      @DannyDaFlite 3 місяці тому +10

      MR beast by name mr BEAST by nature

    • @V1LL1N
      @V1LL1N 3 місяці тому

      @@DannyDaFlite naughty!

  • @spencerdevine6389
    @spencerdevine6389 3 місяці тому +48

    One of the few people that actually make me laugh out loud.
    Protect the King!

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +17

      Dude! You rule! Thank you for supporting the world's last journalist! You're helping to keep the Sewer News Network in business!

  • @KatyaKadosh
    @KatyaKadosh Місяць тому +44

    “GaySI & Logan Bald” 😂 Thanks for being unfiltered & awesome. Much love from South Africa 🇿🇦.

  • @AkumeiDev
    @AkumeiDev 2 місяці тому +32

    This guy does NOT care about the feelings of those he'd offend. And I LOVE it.

  • @GRACE4LYFE
    @GRACE4LYFE 3 місяці тому +313

    Prime makes u gay an feastables has estrogen in um perfect combination

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +52

      Exactly.

    • @robdawg88IROC-Z
      @robdawg88IROC-Z 3 місяці тому +24

      Theyre making the kids trans!

    • @Captaiesqueleto
      @Captaiesqueleto 3 місяці тому +13

      Prime is turning the frogs gay

    • @matthewhibbard9807
      @matthewhibbard9807 3 місяці тому +8

      Of course Lame Paul likes the white, drippy stuff. Especially all over his face.

    • @danielstokes6934
      @danielstokes6934 3 місяці тому

      Just started watching this channel last week and learned about prime and it's side effects🕺🏼 Anyways, I was at the dollar store a couple days ago and noticed there were like 50 cases of prime in one of the isles, I couldn't help but start laughing out loud. You know your drinks gay when it's being sold at dollar stores, no denying it. Hope Logan goes bankrupt, dude is dum as 💩

  • @whocarescrapsa
    @whocarescrapsa 3 місяці тому +138

    "It's got electrolytes...." Idiocrazy is upon us. I dated a single mom, and she gave her son money for lunch and said, "buy the M&Ms with nuts in, they are healthy!". When I tried to step in with a reality check, I was told I don't have kids of my own and therefore know nothing. You apparently need to have your own kids in order to know if M&M's are healthy. These marketing agencies are not targeting the smart among us.

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 3 місяці тому +8

      Maybe you could’ve taken her shopping….. to the greengrocers????

    • @htrip449
      @htrip449 3 місяці тому

      Modern day woman this has more to do with you being a man not the m&ms sadly. No respect and with no respect a dumb bit ch will try and make you think dumb like her to keep up the sham the moment you pull her card you're not a man and you hate woman 😂

    • @moscovich1822
      @moscovich1822 3 місяці тому +13

      ​@@wardygrubyou don't get the point 😅 you must be slow

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 3 місяці тому

      Dating a single mother is your first mistake

    • @handlemesshaiyah
      @handlemesshaiyah 3 місяці тому +25

      "I dated a single mom"
      Therein lies your mistake

  • @2000shub
    @2000shub 3 місяці тому +193

    Logan turned into an even bigger villian, he wants not only to turn kids gay now he wants to feed them balding inducing chemicals so his hairline is more acceptable

  • @tu1469
    @tu1469 3 місяці тому +45

    Man you’re so real you talk the way people used to talk when I was in school 20 years ago lmao. Love it keep it up man

  • @bigceelos
    @bigceelos 3 місяці тому +33

    Holy shit. Frank Zappa's back from the dead and he's pissed!

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 3 місяці тому +135

    Water = turning the frogs ghay
    Prime= turning the kids ghay.

    • @IceBaby775
      @IceBaby775 3 місяці тому +4

      Frogs was a metaphor for humans

    • @Shadowstar1311
      @Shadowstar1311 2 місяці тому

      The meme about water turning the frogs gay is actually based on truth. It’s not water, it’s a chemical that pollutes water. And it doesn’t turn them gay, it sterilizes them and in extreme cases turns them female.

    • @xtremeog8421
      @xtremeog8421 Місяць тому +2

      Yup the frogs test was real .

  • @rolirolster
    @rolirolster 3 місяці тому +117

    Please let this video end up being the catalyst for Lunchables to sue these mouth breathers.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +37

      God I hope so.

    • @jc-kj2on
      @jc-kj2on 3 місяці тому +15

      Lunchables should sponsor this channel

    • @pharumnelson7108
      @pharumnelson7108 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@SewerKingCobra I hope so too. But is what they're doing actually illegal? I remember back in the day sega commercials would say "sega does what nintendont" lol

    • @Christo_Trismegistus
      @Christo_Trismegistus 3 місяці тому +4

      If Nintendo can sue palworld then lunchables can sue mr beast

    • @jaydbakes
      @jaydbakes 3 місяці тому

      Lunchable cant sue just like Gatorade cant sue Powerade or prime for that matter. The food industry is notorious copy cats. Think about Pepsi and Coke and how many times each one knocked off the others products.

  • @OrangeBud76
    @OrangeBud76 3 місяці тому +25

    Sugar-free...? In Germany/Switzerland, something like that cannot be called real chocolate.

  • @VAnotes2
    @VAnotes2 14 днів тому +4

    As a lesbian, I can confidently say even the gays are turning down this pathetic excuse of a meal

  • @hanzat_molemaev
    @hanzat_molemaev 3 місяці тому +261

    Four watches is a power move... i mean, this guy... he knows what time it is.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +117

      And you didn't see the ones on my ankles.

    • @ivanrlynn
      @ivanrlynn 3 місяці тому +18

      It's Sewer time

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 3 місяці тому +8

      It's time to trash those scammers

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 3 місяці тому +6

      Times itself knows who that guy is.

    • @BOSSofLA
      @BOSSofLA 3 місяці тому

      @@SewerKingCobra nina surly mistook it for a ankle monitor..when she thought I had my leg up in her, she’s on time when tha laws gets behind us to stash tha skittles in her..

  • @BazFitt
    @BazFitt 3 місяці тому +556

    wtf is this, who are you, and why do i love the video and channel already just 60 seconds in

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +281

      Welcome to The Sewer. We've been waiting for you...

    • @centenoservices1111
      @centenoservices1111 3 місяці тому

      Because youre a sewer rat loke the rest of us

    • @roningaming716
      @roningaming716 3 місяці тому +41

      🐁🐀🐁🐀 ​@@SewerKingCobra

    • @syndrome5372
      @syndrome5372 3 місяці тому +91

      One of us! One of us! One of us!

    • @smirkey90
      @smirkey90 3 місяці тому +83

      Get your mind blown by the most advanced technology known to non-gay men.

  • @Alex-me3yn
    @Alex-me3yn 3 місяці тому +105

    "sugar free" really is one of the most bad-faith marketing slogans in the food industry, its how you know someone hates you and would be ok with you dying for money, if they say that and don't mean "no added sweeteners at all"

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +18

      Exactly.

    • @rampantmantis2788
      @rampantmantis2788 3 місяці тому

      Evil Food Supply channel goes into a lot of this stuff the industry uses to make us sick

    • @matthewhibbard9807
      @matthewhibbard9807 3 місяці тому

      Also these ones were specifically prepared for this shilling video. The ones off the shelf will be nothing like these.

    • @smolsnek3835
      @smolsnek3835 3 місяці тому

      Jocko products are good

    • @DboyAkaLilOD
      @DboyAkaLilOD 3 місяці тому

      ​@@SewerKingCobra you are hilarious. Thank you for the uploads

  • @Vyaterboys
    @Vyaterboys 3 місяці тому +23

    This is straight out of the movie Idiocracy, Brando! its got electrolytes!! Haha

  • @nyancatpoptart5441
    @nyancatpoptart5441 2 місяці тому +11

    I like how in the thumbnail you took the time to photoshop KSI and Logan to look like actual demons but for Jimmy you just made a Sonic.exe looking edit that looks like it came from 2012. Lmao.

    • @arthurfrayn7619
      @arthurfrayn7619 2 місяці тому +2

      True; he needs very little editing to pull off soulless demon. The thumbnail is ridiculous and awesome on several levels.

  • @Mayor.Of.Eville
    @Mayor.Of.Eville 3 місяці тому +112

    Mr. Beastrogen has apparently never had a Pacific Cooler before. 🤔

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +61

      That's why these 3 are so weird. They grew up drinking JiZZ instead.

    • @htrip449
      @htrip449 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@SewerKingCobraJizzly 😂

    • @scary_scat3924
      @scary_scat3924 3 місяці тому +6

      @@SewerKingCobrastraight from the tap

  • @smlincur
    @smlincur 3 місяці тому +50

    mr.beast smile looks A.I. generated

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 3 місяці тому +9

      He has six hundred and sixty six expressions.

    • @Footballclips888
      @Footballclips888 2 місяці тому +12

      He's dead inside

    • @ChiefAmun
      @ChiefAmun Місяць тому +4

      @@Footballclips888exactly his smile is soulless

    • @PeteNasia
      @PeteNasia Місяць тому +2

      Gay.i

    • @tomb5396
      @tomb5396 Місяць тому

      Creepy as fuck, gives me jerod from subway vibes

  • @adamcintron6626
    @adamcintron6626 3 місяці тому +32

    Damn wasn't expecting you to splash some seed oil truth in this video. That garbage needs to be banned, but hard to ban something that's in 70% of grocery products. Good on you for having the brains and balls to call it out🙏 people need to learn this now, not later.

  • @turkeybaconranch5385
    @turkeybaconranch5385 3 місяці тому +1

    Congratz on the almost 50K! Never Stop dude! KEEP SEWR 🎹🎸

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +1

      DUDE! Thank you so much! Really appreciate your continued support of the sewer. Warms my heart to see an OG still on here. You rule dude. KEEP SEWR.

    • @turkeybaconranch5385
      @turkeybaconranch5385 3 місяці тому

      @@SewerKingCobra itz a small price to pay for the LOLZ. howz Lazer doing dude!?

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +1

      @@turkeybaconranch5385 He'z alive and kicking dude! But he should have stayed in The Sewer.

  • @Mia1Goth
    @Mia1Goth 3 місяці тому +43

    the greed for money of logan bald cant be measured

  • @Ryan-KushLifeDragons
    @Ryan-KushLifeDragons 3 місяці тому +77

    Home Schooling is becoming more appealing.

    • @benayers8622
      @benayers8622 3 місяці тому +17

      bro tbh id totally do home birth and keep my kid off the radar in this day n age

    • @Ryan-KushLifeDragons
      @Ryan-KushLifeDragons 3 місяці тому +3

      @@benayers8622 especially since signing the birth certificate is kind of its own business.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 3 місяці тому

      Homeschool became more appealing like 6 years ago when the world went bat shit crazy woke. School's and this includes colleges are liberal brainwashing cults now, it's all for future democrat votes. Same with their border policies that's why they tried to make it so you so need ID to vote.

    • @DboyAkaLilOD
      @DboyAkaLilOD 3 місяці тому

      Do you know why they don't teach survival, first aid or self defense in "schools"? They don't even teach situational awareness.. because we are the prey.

    • @billycole852
      @billycole852 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Ryan-KushLifeDragons bill of sale. Yep

  • @eduardciuca217
    @eduardciuca217 3 місяці тому +68

    Your Majesty, we need another live stream !

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +29

      My dude Eduard! Thank you so much for all your support! You rock dude! Gonna try to do another livestream soon!

    • @eduardciuca217
      @eduardciuca217 3 місяці тому +14

      @@SewerKingCobra yeess KiNG !!

    • @BoratM.Sagdiev
      @BoratM.Sagdiev 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@SewerKingCobra I won't complain about the best video technology known to mankind next Livestream like I did the first one. I'll just accept that this is the Sewer and I'll just deal with the lesser quality of the best video technology known to mankind.

    • @imagenesmentales
      @imagenesmentales 3 місяці тому +2

      @@SewerKingCobra but PLEASEEE do it on a weekend or at night

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +1

      @BoratM.Sagdiev Well it's literally impossible for the quality to be even better.

  • @PlumbingExplained
    @PlumbingExplained 3 місяці тому +5

    Bro I fucking love you dude.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +2

      I love you too dude!

    • @PlumbingExplained
      @PlumbingExplained 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@SewerKingCobra youre going places brother! And im gonna be right here for the entire ride, in a totally none gay way.

  • @ominojaku1069
    @ominojaku1069 3 місяці тому +36

    Mr beast…his smile is not human..his face doesn’t change..the skinsuit the creature is wearing is not hooked up to its nerve ending

  • @morleyxtremeh1955
    @morleyxtremeh1955 3 місяці тому +5

    Of course it's a bioweapon. One sip of it will almost immediately induce lethal side effects, such as expansion of the forehead and uncontrollable laughter at the end of every other sentence.

  • @Paul_the_photographer
    @Paul_the_photographer 3 місяці тому +35

    Lunchables should definitely sue the shit out of them

  • @InfusedMaltesers
    @InfusedMaltesers 3 місяці тому +33

    Yes i couldn't wait for you to cover this

  • @Chasewimerxoxo
    @Chasewimerxoxo 3 місяці тому +69

    Mr beast smiles with his chin, fake af, never trust anyone who smiles with their chin

    • @htrip449
      @htrip449 3 місяці тому +6

      I say the same thing about a guy with bangs 😂

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour 3 місяці тому +11

      I say the same thing with guys surrounded themselves by transformers.

    • @Christo_Trismegistus
      @Christo_Trismegistus 3 місяці тому +8

      And guys who let child sex offenders work for them too

    • @KickSilverOMG
      @KickSilverOMG 3 місяці тому +1

      What how do you smile with your chin? Ik you mean something else but what is it that you truly mean? Ik his smile is fake as heck but I can't explain exactly why rn but you are cooking I just dk why

    • @Chasewimerxoxo
      @Chasewimerxoxo 3 місяці тому

      @@KickSilverOMG only his chin moves when he smiles.. what’s so hard to understand about that?

  • @TommyAventador
    @TommyAventador 2 місяці тому +17

    Lunchly needs some Pink Sauce! 😂😅

  • @tooshady47446ttv
    @tooshady47446ttv 3 місяці тому +114

    I'm a simple man, I see sewer king videos.....I click

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +32

      *simple RAT

    • @hflm
      @hflm 3 місяці тому +11

      I feel you my Rat bro, we just want THE TRUTH and only in the sewer can we always get that.

    • @UndersackitchFungalbollock
      @UndersackitchFungalbollock 3 місяці тому

      So simple you use the most generic overused comment on UA-cam to desperately gain likes.

    • @BigFat6an6Ban6er
      @BigFat6an6Ban6er 3 місяці тому +1

      I don't have to see them I go looking for them to click on

    • @caldogz90
      @caldogz90 3 місяці тому +2

      He really is the 🐐 UA-camr

  • @Spacey3000
    @Spacey3000 3 місяці тому +39

    Mark of the Beast... Mr.Beast....hmmmm

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +12

      Yup.

    • @dyl7729
      @dyl7729 3 місяці тому

      The antichrist is on earth right now thats for sure we’ll know who he is soon enough

    • @gerolsteiner219
      @gerolsteiner219 3 місяці тому

      Lol get out of here with your conspiracy theories

    • @_Arugula_Salad_
      @_Arugula_Salad_ Місяць тому

      ​@@gerolsteiner219 you do not have a brain.

  • @KamikazeChinaman
    @KamikazeChinaman 3 місяці тому +30

    The only thing Idiocracy got wrong is the time frame.

  • @thommyrubin1866
    @thommyrubin1866 3 місяці тому +4

    Sewer King, that is exactly what I had for breakfast. Cornflakes, milk and a tablespoon of sugar on top.

  • @johnbutler2780
    @johnbutler2780 3 місяці тому +15

    Don’t they enough cash already? Cant they just like go away now? please?

  • @cowboysamurai8192
    @cowboysamurai8192 3 місяці тому +6

    I used to work at a Hwy55 restaurant as a cook, it was literally all our stuff but w specific topping amounts and we had to put them in Mr Beast To Go bags (that we were not allowed to display openly.) . U are absolutely right too, they even said we were not supposed to advertise it.

  • @eveningstar4543
    @eveningstar4543 3 місяці тому +73

    Gay s i 😂
    Not even a minute in and my sides hurt from laughing.

    • @Deekm69
      @Deekm69 3 місяці тому +4

      Logan Bauld 😅

    • @mehrbhaman
      @mehrbhaman 3 місяці тому +3

      I mean what else his name is??? 🤔😂😂

    • @tu1469
      @tu1469 3 місяці тому +6

      This guy is hilarious this the first video I’ve seen and subbed

  • @myfightlogic6027
    @myfightlogic6027 3 місяці тому +63

    When you corrected Logans bio I fell tf out 😂

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +18

      I hope he uses it.

    • @Petelfc88
      @Petelfc88 3 місяці тому +3

      @@SewerKingCobrahe would have to be honest to that

    • @matthewhibbard9807
      @matthewhibbard9807 3 місяці тому +3

      Lame Paul had plastic surgery probably to have his eyebrows permanently upturned in the middle. His trademark woe is me/I wouldn’t hurt a fly look. Creepy.

    • @learnfacts101
      @learnfacts101 3 місяці тому

      Should used inspect element lmao ​@@SewerKingCobra

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 3 місяці тому +3

    "Caprisun is gangster." The king has talketh.

  • @ModalGroove
    @ModalGroove 3 місяці тому +9

    The Rabbi tax stamp is the box too

  • @YeTism
    @YeTism 3 місяці тому +69

    Capri Sun was an essential for every school lunchbox. Any kid with prime in his lunchbox is getting a wedgie.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +36

      And if they drink PRIME they'll enjoy the wedgie.

    • @Canna1776
      @Canna1776 3 місяці тому

      And a swirlie after for full
      Compliance

    • @BigFat6an6Ban6er
      @BigFat6an6Ban6er 3 місяці тому

      I was going tosay something similar but the kings always a step ahead​@@SewerKingCobra

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 3 місяці тому

      Up to the friggin NAPE!!!!

    • @awaisyounis198
      @awaisyounis198 3 місяці тому

      Especially in the uk capri sun was fire

  • @_.thealtbutton._3483
    @_.thealtbutton._3483 3 місяці тому +193

    Mr. Beast was already on the dark side before this😂

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +61

      I actually totally agree but that's another video.

    • @skannerdk7268
      @skannerdk7268 3 місяці тому +39

      How can anyone not get the creeps from Beast and his uncanny smile with dead eyes.

    • @Something-tz2vw
      @Something-tz2vw 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@skannerdk7268The cuckface is rewarded by the lizard ppl 😁

    • @BoratM.Sagdiev
      @BoratM.Sagdiev 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@simonmatrix I've always questioned why he chose that name. Other people probably don't question it because they're so blinded and dumb and probably think that's his real name.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@skannerdk7268I made a very similar comment 😂😂. I can't stand that fake evil smile he's a weirdo.

  • @SewerKingCobra
    @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +115

    HUGE SHOUTOUT to everyone who joined the new channel memberships. THANK YOU!

    • @AlternateMichael
      @AlternateMichael 3 місяці тому

      Hey man, I LOVE your videos Mr Sewer King Cobra but Mr. Beast been on the dark side after getting exposed this year along with Kris Tyson and the type of employees he has and all the people who've come out and exposed Mr. Beast. He's a fraud and his stores aren't even good nor free even worse than McDonald's not only in price but in quality too and health

    • @AlternateMichael
      @AlternateMichael 3 місяці тому +14

      And I love your style man, I like to keep it basic and to my nature and core nowadays, my OG styles. You're a legend my guy keep exposing these con-artists

    • @sofaninja0552
      @sofaninja0552 3 місяці тому +7

      When's the next Livestream brother? I can't let my badge as an official founding member of the sewer society go to waste.

    • @Chasewimerxoxo
      @Chasewimerxoxo 3 місяці тому +6

      👑ALL HAIL THE SEWER KING 👑
      🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

    • @BoratM.Sagdiev
      @BoratM.Sagdiev 3 місяці тому +5

      Of course Sewer King! I am a BoRAT I have no other choice but to join sewer.

  • @RillaGOrilla0224
    @RillaGOrilla0224 3 місяці тому +3

    It's crazy mrbeast with the situation here now will decide to team up with the guy actively being sued

  • @BrianJ-929
    @BrianJ-929 3 місяці тому +7

    I hope this channel hits 500k🙏

  • @persianking87
    @persianking87 3 місяці тому +29

    If they even think about canceling the sewer king. I’m rioting!!! Spitting facts dude!!!

  • @jimmylarge1148
    @jimmylarge1148 3 місяці тому +19

    Next flavor up: beastly pedo pepperoni pizza with drippy sauce. Wtf.

    • @StupidJLee
      @StupidJLee 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@wardygrubComes with a frazzle. rip frappé 🍕☕🌭

    • @Shyne282
      @Shyne282 2 місяці тому

      You're killing me bro 😂😂

  • @FlordosAçores
    @FlordosAçores 3 місяці тому +14

    Dodge Ball Banned in Schools. Prime Ball Promoted in Schools now. Sewer King #1

    • @rampantmantis2788
      @rampantmantis2788 3 місяці тому +1

      What is prime ball…? I don’t even wanna know…

  • @BrentBC
    @BrentBC 3 місяці тому +3

    That Bill Gates comment was amazing lmao

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 3 місяці тому +3

    When i was a child, my grandmother spent hours making cheese dip. It was real gooey and cheesy. So i backhanded her right across the face cheeks and said 'i like it drippy, bruh' and made her add like 3 cups of water

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому

      You let her off easy.

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SewerKingCobra everyone gets one warning shot. She better not let it happen again.

  • @Animecentury100
    @Animecentury100 3 місяці тому +19

    finding your channel at the age of 17 right now is one of the best thing ever happened to me. As someone needed to call out these fakes of internet . love your content❤

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +19

      I'm happy to hear that dude! You're a rare one among your generation of Broccoli Boys.

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 3 місяці тому

      You have chosen well, young sewer rat. The internet drainage system welcomes you. X🐛

    • @KAp10AhAb13
      @KAp10AhAb13 3 місяці тому +3

      @@SewerKingCobra yea but the anime name is highly suspect i predict your sewer vibes rid him of that character flaw soon

    • @RepaKTANET
      @RepaKTANET 3 місяці тому +2

      You are lucky to have found the sewer in such a young age.

    • @mistertwist
      @mistertwist 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@KAp10AhAb13why's it a flaw that they like anime? I'm not massive on it but let people like what they like ya killjoy.

  • @BasedGoddie
    @BasedGoddie 3 місяці тому +15

    Capri Sun reinvented the game with Surfer’s cooler pack (RIP) meanwhile…..
    Prime only comes in the flavor piss 😢

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +8

      Actually they just released their second flavor ZESTY LiZARD JiZZZZ.

  • @breakthecode1126
    @breakthecode1126 3 місяці тому +9

    Selling plastic to kids!

  • @paulaburns7701
    @paulaburns7701 3 місяці тому +1

    😂 you are something else!!! ❤

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому

      Thank you Paula! Always appreciate your support of the Sewer News Network. Thank you so much. You rule dude.

  • @JokerLokison
    @JokerLokison 3 місяці тому +6

    "Bro" is what the goatplugger at the gas station calls you when you buy a lottery ticket.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +4

      It's also what he calls his goat.

    • @JokerLokison
      @JokerLokison 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SewerKingCobra Hey, King... Um, I know who Liberace was. I'm old and shit. lol

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +1

      Respect.

    • @carlstevens4981
      @carlstevens4981 3 місяці тому

      Lover sewer king😂 he's funny as 😂

    • @tomb5396
      @tomb5396 Місяць тому +1

      ​@JokerLokison liberace loved his apprentice, he used to push his stool prior to every performance.
      I used to love watching the old mermaid griffin interview of liberace ... merv: "tell me lee, must lots of ladies"
      Lee" oh merv , I don't kiss and tell"

  • @Ryan-KushLifeDragons
    @Ryan-KushLifeDragons 3 місяці тому +18

    Capri Sun?
    I’m still on TANG and Ovaltine!

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +16

      I've had more Ovaltine than anyone in this sewer. Also gangster.

    • @Ryan-KushLifeDragons
      @Ryan-KushLifeDragons 3 місяці тому +3

      @@SewerKingCobrabut do you have a canister in your cabinet right now?
      I do!

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +9

      You think The Sewer has cabinets?!

    • @Ryan-KushLifeDragons
      @Ryan-KushLifeDragons 3 місяці тому +2

      @@SewerKingCobra I know you have secret places in the Sewer.
      You are the King!

  • @aespi7923
    @aespi7923 3 місяці тому +8

    Thanks to the Sewer King for fixing Logan Pauls bio. Lol 😂

  • @SapienSafari
    @SapienSafari Місяць тому +4

    UA-cam is slacking on my recommendations. You turn this vapid nonsense into insightful economic, sociological and nutrient informative commentary. Well done.

  • @ecfextremechampionshipfighting
    @ecfextremechampionshipfighting 2 місяці тому +2

    17:57 It’s like this guy predicted the future with the mold

  • @tallalmk6
    @tallalmk6 3 місяці тому +7

    STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE

  • @xolyser3432
    @xolyser3432 3 місяці тому +6

    Ur research is unbelievable. Top tier research. 👏🏻

  • @hardcorevoyeur
    @hardcorevoyeur 3 місяці тому +5

    Just when you thought the sunglasses couldn’t get any cooler….. the wraparound on these is crazy!

  • @fugginrambo
    @fugginrambo 3 місяці тому +4

    Bro he came up with that PRIME Logo all on his own with nothing but a fine silk napkin and a ballpoint pen. He even spelled it correctly on his 4th try. None of us Ratz could do that in a million years.

  • @BrianJ-929
    @BrianJ-929 3 місяці тому +3

    Im genuinely glad u made this video. You hit this one outta the park with this episode.

  • @yukibond4182
    @yukibond4182 3 місяці тому +7

    Boopinder Singh was when i burst😂

  • @andymc6625
    @andymc6625 3 місяці тому +3

    Probably one of the best UA-cam channels I've had the pleasure of watching ! Thanks for thanks the videos mate amazing. From a soon the be giant sewer in the UK !

  • @YeTism
    @YeTism 3 місяці тому +7

    Watch Sega’s “Genesis does what Nintendon’t” to see what an effective and cool competitive commercial looks like

  • @XioC652
    @XioC652 3 місяці тому +8

    Me, my brother, all my cousins, we all grew up close because our family is tight knit. The mothers made us eat bacon, hashbrowns, and 3-4 eggs a piece. And if we didn’t eat, it wouldn’t end well. And not one of us is fat/obese. We’ve been built like tanks since childhood lol. And it’s a tradition my woman carries to this day.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +6

      Dude exactly! Kids need better calories, not less. Your family knows what's up.

  • @ForWhatIsAMan
    @ForWhatIsAMan 3 місяці тому +2

    “Bupinder’s finger was up his curry dispensing ass 2 seconds ago. Now he’s making your Mr. Beast Burger”
    One of the funniest sentences I’ve ever heard, with and without context

  • @OdintheBully
    @OdintheBully 3 місяці тому +3

    When your storage locker in Surrey goes up for auction I’ll be there to scoop the glasses !

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +3

      Hahahahaha hope you like your drip smelling like curry!

    • @OdintheBully
      @OdintheBully 3 місяці тому

      @@SewerKingCobra 👳🏾‍♂️

    • @OdintheBully
      @OdintheBully 3 місяці тому

      @@SewerKingCobra congrats on your escape ! I ran to the Island..

    • @tomb5396
      @tomb5396 Місяць тому +2

      Holy shit you are home grown from Surrey?
      Aldergrove here, lol
      Dude keep her rolling, this is gold

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  Місяць тому

      @@tomb5396 Thankfully never Surrey but did some time in Abbotsford which is almost the same nowadays.

  • @RobsNeighbor
    @RobsNeighbor 3 місяці тому +12

    Yes the sewer King preaching some Sunday morning sermon

  • @arturszelcs6055
    @arturszelcs6055 3 місяці тому +21

    haha corn flakes, milk and tea spoon of sugar same here brother :))))))))

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +6

      Right on dude.

    • @God-sz4pf
      @God-sz4pf 3 місяці тому +1

      And it would feel like a holiday when they get you the chocolate ones😂😂

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 3 місяці тому +2

      Dude. SK said “tablespoon”. He’s a real man!

  • @Kay13Jay
    @Kay13Jay 3 місяці тому +13

    They're going to get sued by lunchables haha.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +13

      God I hope so.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 3 місяці тому +1

      I doubt it since there's already multiple companies that copied Lunchables.

    • @God-sz4pf
      @God-sz4pf 3 місяці тому

      ​@@stpbasss3773copied but didnt shit on Lunchables in their ads

    • @Kay13Jay
      @Kay13Jay 3 місяці тому +3

      @@stpbasss3773 It's not that they copied them. They slandered their business to promote their own. He said it in the video.

    • @rollingpaper-x2u
      @rollingpaper-x2u 3 місяці тому

      ​​@stpbasss3773 it's about slandering their brand on the internet and promoting theirs. You're not allowed to do that to other companies, lol

  • @indyengineer
    @indyengineer 3 місяці тому +4

    Sewer king videos got me bricked up. Get your citizenship and run for president please.

  • @Chasewimerxoxo
    @Chasewimerxoxo 3 місяці тому +16

    Bring down the establishment

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +8

      Or at least make fun of them.

    • @stormrider22
      @stormrider22 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SewerKingCobra with your technology you can take them down, if anyone can.

  • @xenos3336
    @xenos3336 3 місяці тому +53

    Sewer dreams coming true

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +16

      Sweet dreams are made of sewage
      Who am I to disagree?
      I travel the world and the seven sewers
      Everybody's looking for slime

  • @makakino6606
    @makakino6606 3 місяці тому +15

    You looked happy and chill today king, hope the bulk is going great💪💪

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +8

      Well you can clearly see how jacked I am now.

  • @Thegreatmidwest1
    @Thegreatmidwest1 3 місяці тому +1

    Logan- "Yo KSI, open up you're manhole before Diddy gets here."

  • @acidburn3562
    @acidburn3562 3 місяці тому +2

    hahahah that khabib joke was GOLDEN LMAO

  • @lightsdarkness7714
    @lightsdarkness7714 3 місяці тому +10

    oh shit sewer king going after youtube's golden boy.....IT'S ON

  • @MrDezo02
    @MrDezo02 3 місяці тому +8

    Bro, I love the raw and unfiltered humor you bring.... but I got MAD RESPECT for the truth your bringing to people as well. The seed oils are no joke. The prime lawsuit, no joke... I agree with hating these garbage people targeting kids to make thier life worse!

  • @Godgotme98
    @Godgotme98 3 місяці тому +8

    I don't even look at the title of the video anymore nor I care if I know the people he's talking about, I'm just straight watching from start to end

  • @Shionfromyt
    @Shionfromyt 3 місяці тому +4

    We're in the cursed timeline and started back in 2020!

  • @jasonlloyd3335
    @jasonlloyd3335 2 місяці тому +2

    After the controversial year he's had the last thing Beast needed to do was a collaboration with the scam bros.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah dude seriously. What a bonehead move.

  • @YagyuAdventures
    @YagyuAdventures 3 місяці тому +12

    Thank you SiRE for PROTECTiNG the CHiLDREN 🦖💩🔪

  • @SoyDuckHot
    @SoyDuckHot 3 місяці тому +9

    Who let this happen

  • @RoNLIoc
    @RoNLIoc 3 місяці тому +7

    Technology used for last stream must be safe and only King can handle with that when he decides.

  • @godofmyworld77
    @godofmyworld77 3 місяці тому +3

    He likes his cheese watered down bruh 😂

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 3 місяці тому +2

    "I can tell you have BO by your face" 😂

  • @YeTism
    @YeTism 3 місяці тому +17

    MrBeast would win the award for worlds creepiest smile every year. His eyes look completely devoid of any soul.

    • @tu1469
      @tu1469 3 місяці тому

      And all that estrogen gonna turn him into mr breast

  • @assiduous_yogi
    @assiduous_yogi 3 місяці тому +6

    I love how the kids wanting lunchly have the exact same voice as the Dagestanis amongst others
    Good multipurpose accent

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +3

      You have a pedestrian ear if you think they're the same!

    • @assiduous_yogi
      @assiduous_yogi 3 місяці тому +1

      It's probably just because my audiovisual equipment isn't up to the standard of your broadcast, I struggle even more with the livestream (looks like legit potatocam but I know the problem must be on my end)

  • @Mayaillu
    @Mayaillu 3 місяці тому +5

    Low calories has mostly become just a huge scam, basically you get less calories which basically just means less food and you are paying same price, many times more. I could start selling a new low calorie pizza and it has half the calories and then just hand you a half pizza and if I wanna make it look like a full pizza I could add freaking sawdust into it to keep calorie count down while making it look like a whole pizza.
    Also sugar is a perfectly usable energy source for our bodies btw, our bodies can even convert it into glycogen and store it up for use in our liver and muscles to be used whenever needed. Offcourse it would be bad to not get any other nutrients but same could be said if someone only ate vitamins and 0 calories, 0 carbs, 0 protein, 0 fat.

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 3 місяці тому

      I’d rather they added sawdust to our breads than this garbage they’re putting in food now

  • @ykimbox
    @ykimbox 3 місяці тому +1

    I got this channel recommended randomly. 1 video in and i subbed.

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому

      Welcome to The Sewer dude! Enjoy your stay.

  • @GR3AZ3
    @GR3AZ3 3 місяці тому +1

    We needed this Sewer King 😂😂😂

  • @Polygonlin
    @Polygonlin 2 місяці тому +3

    26:42 Dude, you gave me a fucking Asthma attack i was laughing so fucking hard, and wheezing like a dying dog LOL holy fuck man!

  • @MeMesofSavagery
    @MeMesofSavagery 3 місяці тому +4

    Capri Sun is the official drink for the sewer news network . Still waiting on that colab Sewer King

    • @SewerKingCobra
      @SewerKingCobra  3 місяці тому +4

      SLiME is the official drink of The Sewer!

  • @krendo5793
    @krendo5793 3 місяці тому +1

    you've upped your game my friend, now delivering accurate nutritional information on top of the comedy. Keep going brother!