Can You Beat Half Life Alyx Without Hurting a Headcrab?
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2020
- Beating Half Life Alyx without hurting a single Headcrab was a serious pain in the butt, but it was so worth it.
This video has been a long time in the making. 12 hours to complete the game, nearly 6 hours of footage to comb through, dozens of hours writing the script and recording the voice over, and a few more hours spent cleaning stuff up in post, and I can honestly say that I am proud of this video.
This is the type of content I want to create, and I hope it reaches the level of quality to impress anyone watching it.
If you liked the video please consider subscribing, its the best way to let me know that I should make more stuff like it!
Music featured:
||Vivaldi: The Four Seasons, "Summer" 3- Presto||
||Waltz of the Flowers- Tchaikovsky||
||Blue Danube- Strauss||
||The Stanley Parable OST "Introducing Stanley"||
I do not own any of the music in the video! (But it's all amazing). - Ігри
Considering Lamar actually acts like a pet, that means Headcrabs can be domesticated.
Yessir
yes
he doesn't act like a pet nor he isn't domesticated, in HL2 it is said that he has removed mind control system so he can't hurt anyone
@@mikoajnowak5330 Just debeaking a headcrab wouldn’t make it actually follow you around like a pet, after going through the combine teleporter and arriving back at Kleiner’s lab, when he opens the door you can see Lamar next to him peaking in before getting scared off by Gordon’s crowbar.
Likewise we never actually see her try to jump on anybody’s head, Kleiner states “the worst she could do is try to couple with your head” but she immediately does the exact opposite.
Obviously she isn’t fully domesticated, so like modern day “exotic” pets, she’s still very wild.
@@goonished u got me ngl
A honorable quest
Sorry to be that guy but *An
This is truly a honor crusade
Well, if you look at the facts of how it controls people, you would think differently.
@@darkpilotgaming8913 Sorry to be that guy but *An
@@locky5130 uh
I still like how a headcrab would show signs of fear after being in a cage with a headcrab eating vortigant
When I saw them I shot them
This comment can be taken 1 of 2 ways
1. You're a psychopath who enjoys watching headcrabs suffer
2. You're just complimenting Valve's attention to detail
I'd say you are talking about #2
@@thedogethatgamesNUH UH
Valve needs to make an achievement for never damaging/killing a head crab
[Achievement Get] Feeling Crabby?
Except that one lightning dog
@@blu_223 yes
[Achievement] savior of headcrabs
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
"A combine soldier decided to kink-shame me and stun me with a large shocky stick"
I love you already
This joke actually has some continuity later in the video. During one part, he finds a headcrab discovering his kink for mannequins. Not being one to kink shame, he leaves the headcrab to discover himself with the mannequin.
@@JonathonDixon-bn7xe oh that’s so real
the headcrabs aren’t trying to hurt you they are just so happy to see you and want to hug you for being such a nice person
Like face huggers
but i put cereal in before the milk
@@heyimlithuanian1003 unacceptable
@Fax Machine it must be *milk first*
Jk lmao
@Fax Machine lmao
Headcrabs are like the turrets in Portal 1&2. You become attached to them. Like, your brain tells you"I feel bad for these things!" I think thats what valve wanted you to feel because of how clumsy headcrabs are and how child-ish the turrets feel.
especially the friendly turret. i dont know why but i loved that so much
The lightning dogs are the cutest headcrab variant. Very smooth looking and kinda like a flying squirrel dog headcrab variant with some glowy and alien bits.
@@thenumbera8555 they so cute
@@thenumbera8555 All man go into people, still, some of them are cute. No homo
@@thenumbera8555 Surgeon do that, cute
@@thenumbera8555 they lil puppet masters. Adorable that they wanna become ventriloquists
@@thenumbera8555 it still counts as the surgeons going into the person, by the headcrab variant still cute
"I honestly hope the leaks arent real"
I am so sorry..
Life is pain
@@NerdFuelYT LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-
What leaks and where?
Those devs that were abused for months by their management should unionize
@James Kraatz what? Which Joel?
14:56 It also keeps headcrabs away
How dare he not allow the headcrabs to protect his head from UV raise
@@BlackHat-qf2bc ikr
@@BlackHat-qf2bc Just imagine how many poor headcrab were hurt by this evil hat of doom
@@psycholaw4394 i know, the poor things
@@BlackHat-qf2bc these people are bloody headcrabphobic and it shall not stand
12:37 “I watched a head crab bump his cute little head and fall a non-lethal distance” this made me laugh so hard
6:43 sad moment, head crab suicide :(
I hope they survived the fall.
"a scientist who got ABSOLUTELY lost in the sauce"
you are a godsend, please never change
Timestamp please
14:00
Actually it is 3:18 in the video
@@troller8685 There's another one a little after 14:00, it seems getting lost in the sauce is not uncommon
Fuel : **Grabs gun**
Armored Headcrab : Just walcc away. Just walcc away
Im loving this so much!
Wacc lol
And he waddled away
Time stamp
I was laughing my lungs out
13:08 The HArVeST WILl be PLenTaFul tHis YEar
This was the first Half-Life game I played and immediately saw headcrabs as just another wild animal. Killing them for just doing what they do felt bad so I avoided it wherever possible. They are easy enough to evade and really adorable if you find one alone.
That is fair but thay ARE a invasive species doing damage to the local fauna and flora, so make sure you relocate them to their native habitat after your epic adventure.
I wonder how headcrabs reproduce…
@@joemama9176 They eventually grow into the Gonarch you fight in HL1, which makes baby Headcrabs in a big sack. I do wonder if they ever have… intercourse?
@@joemama9176 when they reach gonarch stage they have a reproductive sack
@@joemama9176 i know this is 5 months old, but ill explain.
Headcrabs have different versions.
Normal headcrab
Poison headcrab
Fast headcrab
Lightning dog
Armoured headcrab
And gonarch.
Gonarch is a gigantic headcrab type that appears in the first game, with a giant...testicle. it contains hundreds of baby headcrabs inside. When the gonarch dies, that testicle explodes and releases all the baby headcrabs. Yeah
I've always hated the Poison Headcrabs.
Who doesn’t
@@BlackHat-qf2bc me
@@noddya1430 the. There is something wrong with you
@@BlackHat-qf2bc they are cute
@@Iregular07 n0
8:20 look at him walk he’s so cute🥰
Wobble wobble
And he waddled away
It's won't be so cute if your pet made you his pet
he is thinking *i need ur brain to get my ice cream yabad*
@@Omega-jg4oq ihadastroke
6:45 made me laugh so hard 💀💀💀
G man then: big man of mystery
G man now: burr skbibi dop dop yes yes
11:22 "I would like to apologize."
For the inconvenience of me *NOT GIVING A F U C K* , watchu think
@@Thure. asshole
Next episode, killing all the crabs i can find
@@o_psicopato Theres No Beach In City17
@@pasty_comb1639 ,-,
Quality is astounding, especially for your size!
Safouan that, my good man, is what she said
@@NerdFuelYT Good one, lol. Do you have a discord server?
Safouan like one for my YT or just in general?
@@NerdFuelYT For your UA-cam. That was what I had in mind at least.
Safouan no but I might have to make one soon!
12:42 This part. Love the jokes in the video lmao
6:22 he is right
What your opinion now?
He is wrong
Everyone asks no headcrab, but no one asks how headcrab. :(
Whqt did they deserve?
Why headcrab?
@@FriskyD. when headcrab?
@@piripi3448 what headcrab
@@piripi3448 who headcrab?
11:23
headcrab: chill out jamal, dont pull out the 9
You’ve got amazing editing skills man I laughed my head off the whole time :))
1:08
"I'm gonna do your taxes"
"I'm gonna cancel your Spotify subscription"
Jesus, these things really are evil
Agreed
The head crab peeking out when you tossed the mannequin just says
"Thank youuu"
“One clean shot”
*shoots 11 bullets*
I only see 1’s in that number.
@@realdaggerman105 yesn't
That part came on as you said that bruh
1 clean shot, and 10 bad ones
This mans is amazing he should definitely have more subs.
I'm gonna use this man for background noise when im going to sleep from now on.
It's hard to sleep without background noise.
Trying to upgrade a headcrab will just turn it into an armored headcrab
6:14 “isreal isn’t a legitimate state” classic
you mean 6:19
6:18 " After showing me his figurine collection and a rant about how Isarel isn't a legitament state"
There are plenty of other quotes I found funny in this video but this one was my favorite ... thank you for your witty retelling of this game
Edit: Thank you for liberating headcrab kind
Wrong, it IS a legitimate state. The headcrabs need a home, too!
Vortigaunt Nazi confirmed.
269 likes lmao
@@andyfriederichsen we all know that's wrong.
It is NOT.
@@khalidsulaiman9029 Neither is Palestine.
@@andyfriederichsen Well...
Palestine was a legitimate state.
And to us it still is.
But israel made many crimes in order to enter Palestine, they burned down entire cities and to me personally, it'll never be A state.
I love and enjoyed the hell out of this video! This was a fun and interesting challenge I even tried for myself throughout my revisiting of the series after Alyx released, though it recently had come to my attention that the zombies in half life indeed head by stuffing things into their open chest cavity, which means the zombie is as much the zombie as it is the headcrab… :(
I can't wait to play this game thank you for making this video btw.
6:16 I like how he shrugged while you *were* pointing a gun at him
Guess i'll die.
"You know I had to do it to em'"
Ffs i’ve looked at my comment here three times how did i not notice the mistake until now?
It was meant to be were not where
Ha
@@ApolloTheProtohe changed it
8:36 funnily enough the art director of the half life series worked on the dishonored series as well, I remember thinking how cool those solider striders in dishonored were and how they seemed ripe for combine usage
Wait wha? Never played it but I want some clarification...
@@Mecha_Machinehog1 the tallboys
@@Mecha_Machinehog1 in disonored 2 a province of the main empire of the game decides to rebel then invade the empire. They mainly use steampunk looking soldiers to instill law and order they have gaint exo suits that give them LONG metal legs.
YEAH DONT HURT US
It’s so amazing seeing so much skill, I used the Angel head crab with wings and glasses, as an new wallpaper in my iPhone and it’s kinda good having ur thumbnail as an wallpaper
7:41 why is this my favourite bit?
He dancin
13:25 Hey, this Headcrab waved back at you!
8:43 THE MEAt CIRCLE IS A HEAD CRAB!!!
BRO HE DOENT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW GO CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PIC
I love how there are so many cool references to my favorite zombie games :)
I heard gorganite and was wondering if that was it's name but then I remembered a film about toys fighting eachother
Hmmmmm...
@@pico3540 hmmmmm
I've actually Watched that but I cant remember What its name is.
Small soldiers
@Carter Oneill ok
the comment on the Raven Zone-tan animation killed me
so many doors opened that day
What
Please send me the link, im wanting to ruin my life so far i have seen everything
@@demoninblack6011 literally just google "newgrounds Raven zone-tan"
What have I done. IM SORRY GOD FOR THE SINS IVE COMMITED
I have watched this video about 10 times, and it still good every time
i cant stop coming back to this video
''Combine soldiers''
Civilpolice: ''You are comeing with me to cidatel, Dont tell him hes gonna die-''
Civil protection/Metro cops.
16:47 "Yea I got you! I got this on camera!"
“Because a drone with a grenade wanted to see how fast a van could go from operational to laying on its side” I’m laughing so hard 😂
bro where has this channel been all my life lmao. your humor is pinpoint mine lol
4:04 gamer reference
I want to know the reference, the heck is it referring to, I'm guessing I don't wanna see the vid but explain it to me
@@jalapenobomb3953 I'm also curious so I'll leave it here
reference to what?
Dude that one got me to lose it.
@@afr0dit3_ what is it referencing, can you post a link or give me context?
Hey! Those drawings are actually mine! I made the toucan in 2017 and the three birds stacked on top of each other in 2018. My dad works at valve and my mom submitted them when I was at school. 16:35
That’s amazing! Did you play the game for yourself?? I bet it would be surreal to see something you’ve made in real life appear in virtual reality
@@NerdFuelYT No.. I haven't, I want to finish the first games before.
@@josephgeels3630 Thats still amazing! Is your dad an artist at valve?
No. I asked him and he said he's working on the store page and making it easier to navigate. The offer to put your children's art in the game was given to everyone. ( At least in the Seattle area where we live.)
That’s amazing, that’s the kind of stuff that put Valve up there among game devs
Every time I see this I must go back and watch it because I luv it
6:11: pov: headcrab fans playing this game
no No NOOOOOO
The Armoured Headcrab that said nope to seeing the gun got me cackling
6:44: me when I see my grades
Joey Died For This Clip
@@pasty_comb1639 I'm sorry for your loss 😔✊ #headcrablivesmatter
rip
@@riga_tony I Know Man😔✊
F
nice u just got yer self a new sub i enjoyed the video a lot!
2 Years later and it's still a great video.
"Press the red button"
"THEY'RE ALL RED"
"THEN PRESS ALL OF THEM"
"Huh, cant believe that worked"
wrong game
@@xuragentofthenine355 18:25 well he mean by switches
@@NU555 no, it's a destiny 2 reference
5:28 I'm so happy I'm not the only one, Jacksepticeye got it instantly when I searched through his playthrough for the solution, I've felt so dumb ever since, and the knowledge I'm not the only one nearly brought tears to my eyes. genuinely, thank you for being as dumb as me
You're not alone, I didn't even realize there were buttons to be pushed until I was 10 minutes in
Dude, i've been literally pressing all possible combinations to open the door and none of them worked xD
@@lilsos6892 I tried that too, didn't work out
I spent at least 30 minutes on it, i had to look up a walkthrough to find the fenced cardboard i was standing right on top of
So... I have watched this now arround 200 times. And i have to say... This is a masterpiece.
Jesus christ; I managed throughout most of the video, but goddamn 13:05 broke me! xD
Amazing video!
6:16 I love it how when pointed the gun at the dude he just does the “might as well die” kinda pose
6:16
8:24
All Bionicle fans: We heard that.
Thanks for spreading the good word!
Mata Nui has blessed us with relevance again!
Y’know,this is one of those good,long videos that is always a little different than how I remembered it.
I love that little wave he does before he baits and locks a crab in doors and then goes on he way to do it again
Anyone gonna talk about how this guy just smacked an explosive barrel 8:30
Lol
and without it exploding
the Lightning Dog (a.k.a. The Reviver) is a headcrab variant. It is called npc_headcrab_runner in the game files. So you kinda failed, but good video though!
That's just the npc name, it isn't on the half-life wiki, and it definitely doesn't look like one I don't think its a headcrab but I could be wrong
@@Snaking_Gamer it is on the wiki The Reviver, also called "lightning dog" by Alyx Vance, is a Headcrab variation previously unknown before the Combine invasion. It is only encountered in the chapter The Northern Star throughout the eponymous hotel. combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Reviver
@@Snaking_Gamer Another reason why you're wrong is that in the developer commentary mode they specifically say the Reviver was originally just a blue headcrab.
It'd be impossible to finish the game via this challenge then. So we'll settle like Ymfah and get close.
@@glschrauben it’s basically lost all qualities that define a headcrab though.
9:20 It's really interesting that the combine does not give a fuck that their train crashed into a wall and destroying multiple buildings.
The references are golden in this video
2:02 Those aren't Combine Soldiers, they're Metrocops. Civil Protection units.
nerd
@@atriangularpencil8690 casual
@@atriangularpencil8690 filthy fucking casual
same thing really
@@gaster6786 well the Civil protection units are humans that are loyal to the combine and the soldiers are alien cyborgs
4:06 i dont know the one but my interest is piqued
i hope you found it if not good
I don't know either but now I want to
@@payne267 just type starfire or raven on newgrounds and enable the A category
This man has priorities, and good ones at that.
When I see a head crab waddle around I get soooo happy: )
"I took the hellevator down" What a great terraria reference, I see you are a chad.
You mentioned dishonored. I forever love you. I’m doing a low chaos Emily run of Dishonored 2 rn-
Dishonored is the best game of all time and no body will ever be able to change my mind
Funnily enough, him saying that City 17 in this reminds him of Dunwall is topical. Pretty sure Half-Life 2 and Dishonoured's world aesthetics were designed by the same guy.
this vid shows the end but doesnt show the middle so i can watch this because i had no idea what was happening in the story so thank you
Your artistic skills are at the max
That’s pretty good hand drawn head crab lol
Hey everyone! I just made a new Discord server for this channel that I'd love to see you on sometime. Stop by and roast me for a mistake I made or drop a suggestion regarding a game I should check out!
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Hi
I don't have discord:(
@@Not_Xpert rip
I have it
The headcrabs love hugs
Almost 2million nice job man
I have so much respect for this guy beating this game on a original rift
This is my favorite video on UA-cam and I've watched alot of videos. This video has the perfect mix of comedy, gameplay, and story telling stellar job man.
And music
"the harvest will be plentiful this year"
I find the poison headcrabs the cutest, the zombies are like a little party with their headcrab buddies
this video did so well compared to all he's other videos
I just wanted to point out that those weren’t combine soldiers driving the prison car they were regular metrocops
@Scout The CPU exploded
FYI the lightning dog is actually a new form of headcrab, but it can go onto heads or by going into the belly of a host. so technically you can't exactly beat the game without killing one headcrab, just a fun fact
Edit: uhh sorry to make people pissed I thought it was an interesting thing, didn't mean to sound rude or anything so uh my bad they might not be headcrabs yknow I'm probably very wrong
They are not headcrabs at all, they look kinda similar, but they arent related at all
@Bandit the Bamboozle No, they are not headcrabs at all dude. Is it that hard to do a simple google search and find out youre wrong?
@@zeallust8542 it says it's a headcrab variation so uh is he wrong?
@@goat1596 No, it does not. Read the wiki. It literally states that they are not headcrabs.
@@zeallust8542 Fact check
"The harvest will be plentiful this year" is art
Bruh that callout on the NG video with starfire and raven caught my ass so off guard i think i woke my neighbors up
Your appreciation of headcrabs is contagious!
I think you might have been slightly blessed by the algorithm, hopefully this video blows up because it rightfully deserves it!
The scene of you trying to press the elevator door and he just stops it with his hand
This just takes “No headcrabs we’re harmed in the making”
Nice job! This has a quality of a million subscriber channel, nice job on this!
I’ve watched this video twice before and am currently in the process of watching it a third time. Probably not going to stop any time soon.
I love it how the headcrabs just put there two hands forward they look harmless
Good video! Actually funny