HOSTEL ME HUYI CHORI | STORY TIME
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- HOSTEL ME HUYI CHORI | STORY TIME
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That was the only time I wished kash maira laptop bhi chori hojata 😂
Sharum bhai ap ne to chori ni kia thi😂
Q ap pe shak ziadah huwa tha
😂
Big fan sir
Are bhai chor kon ta???
This was the best story time EVERRR!!
Same
سچی کہانی پہ مبنی اسلامی شارٹ فلم "ROZA" دیکھئیے اور اپنی رائے دیں۔ فلم آپ میرے چینل پہ یا نیچے دئیے گئے لنک پہ کلک کر کے دیکھ سکتے ہیں شکریہ وسلام 🙂
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Exactly!!
Uthany waly aa gai..😂😂
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bro you should seriously consider going for stand up comedy, your story telling is really good
Agree...
Totally agreed
True
Now he does it on his own restaurant
@@fatima6627 yea He do I guess.
My grand father was near to me and I am watching this when it is finished my grand father said me that I enjoyed who is this guy love from my grand father💜
Love u
"Bahir aa ke dekh heist hui hai" aray yaarr xD
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Watch this meme on ducky bhai😂😂
I love when he says; " sher lock holmose""😂😂😂😂
Who was thinking that ending will find the CHOR
OMG thank you for so much likes.
No one😑😒😒
@@arslanmajeed1733 congrats ✌🏻
me
Just imagine if the chor is one of his subscribers😂
And watching the video right now 🤣
@@mujadadalifsaani5900 😂😂
"Mujhe chalne ma takleef ho ri ha"
🤣🤣🤣
Samo bhai nailed in!
Uski izat bach gyi 🤣🤣
Allah kare zindagi main apne jo bhi khoya hai apko uske badly usse bhi behtreen mile Ameen ❤️
Best yaaar best, nexl level story telling! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
The part " koi larka a k bole k mjhe chalne me takleef ho rhi hai" laughed at it so hard . Keep up the great *CUNTENT* your videos make it extremely easy to go through these tough times. Luv u ❤❤❤
Shairum should cartoonaized this incident in his sketch book
“Hostel ki chori” here I thought hostel ki lrki, bao rami raja ji bao rami
Chooori nhe chori....
Me too also thought that
Exactly brother same here. I thought hostel ki chohrii
I thought the same Chori (girl)
Same here
Chacha nahi yaar, chacha hamaray abbu hain 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So proud and happy to see how much your comedy skills have evolved. Hands-down the best youtuber in town!!!!
Lol chachay ki nakal bohot funny thi btw😂😂😂
Shit, are all youtubes related? I was shocked for a second that sharum is his old friend cause sharum just got famous in 2020. Wow.
" Gande Chipakne wale tissue pare hoe Hain Vaseline Pari hoi mujhe nahi pta yahan chori hoi he ya nahi lkn yahan isse se Bada gunnah zaror hoa he " Bao Rami Lines 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
🤣
@Tahir Sultan tharak on its peak
@Fayyaz Ahmed yehi tu Qayamut he 😂
Hum ny sunn liya tha bro XD
@@aroojmuzaffar421 Mujhe heart mil gyaa isse bath or kia baat hogi 😂♥️ Han tu meine kab Mana Kia behna 😁
Samo chor ha isne dil churaya ha public ka 😂❣️
Abhi tu 4 am howy hi ni
@@kamliawaam7611 5 baj ka 1 min
Hahha soucho samo he chor ho orr apni he chori ki dastan suna raha ho. Any how chor tha dhom k haritick roshan sy b siyana aik single saboot nai chora means samo nai tha😁😁😁
Your welcome
Today's is my birthday can i get some subscriber please guys 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺please give me a gift of subscriber 🥺
1 duaany ko hila k uthaya😅😅😅
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I can't control my laughter
8:28 best part "me racism me ni ja rha k wo kala tha wo gura tha wo duno kale the "😂😂😂😂😂hahahhaa
Bao rami 😂😂
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Watch this meme on ducky bhai😂😂
Hehehe
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"Chacha hamary abu hein" 😂👌
Baaoon rami lines rajaa g behns chor baoon raaamiiii😃
Level ha samo bhai isi tarha sunaty raho apni stories enjoying it alot‼️👍
My nickname is kaju 😂
In March 2019 We were in multan for holidays and when we returned toh Behnschor ghar Tapri sy itna saaf ni hota jitna choron ny kr dya
Fridge, 2 LCD's , Oven , Kapry, Kitchen ka sara saman or Raja G Piyaz rakhny waly raak bhii , Chamchi tk ni chori haramiyon ny
Sacuty Guard sy rabta huwa toh janab kehty yahan sy chiri bhi bahir ni gaye or Muhaly waly keh rhy thy "Hamen laga Ap log shift ho rhy " Aby salon Hum shift ho rhy mein HUM kahan hain
Khair Rapart krwaye or Choor Lapata hain
CCTV bhi kharab thy society ky
Sb sy zyada dukh apky bhai Ka Bat or Football bhi ly gye KON HAIN YEH LOG KAHAN SY ATY HAIN YEH LOG
Raja g plz pin pin pin
Oh teri pro.chor tha pher wo
Bat or football bhi😢😢😢
Bhai Allah sabar de aapko aisa to kisi dushman k sath bhi na ho!
#justiceForYou
#ChorBhensChor
Bhai is ko pinn kro... Thoko like isko 😂😂😂
Phr ABI tak Kuch pta chaLa k ni
"Hum shift ho rahy mein HUM khn hain..🤔" 🤣🤣🤣
Word of the month "Dhuane" Or iska matlb " Pani mein Nunu " 😅😂😂😂 Harami lvl at its best ❤️❤️🤣
last mn water mn lun (Watermelon) bhi tha nw😂
@@jerry_danii It's like Dhaniya poodina 😂😂
Hahahha I was watching with full of concentration and I even imagined the whole scenario and was waiting f0r that line ( chor pakra gya ) 😂😂😂
I love the way you called *HAAAND!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost my phone and my roommate lost his passport 20000 rupees..me apne rent par liye flat me rehta tha. With my 4 friends. roommates . Ek rat 2 bje me soya phone ko apne right side pillow k pas rkh kr aur wallet left side rkh kr .. phone alarm mera lga hua tha 8 bje ka.. lkn sunai ni dia.. fir subh 10 bje utha dekha to phone ni h mera usliye ni sunai dia..mene sab jgh dhunda ni mila fir roommates jo flate k dusre room me rhte the unse pucha..wo bole pta ni..fr unme se ek bola k apke room me mera bag tha usme passport aur 20000 rupees the..usne jldi se bhg kr dekha to uska bag b ni tha..hame ek ldke pr shk tha room ke hi..fir bhot der sochne k bad mene bola streets aur shops pr cctv lge hain hmare building k bahar..whn jkr check kia cctv footage me har jgh ke cctv recrdng check ki yhn tk ki ek chote se school ki b..lkn kuch mila hi ni.. wo ldka jis pr hme shak tha ..usko b deka cctv me lkn wo rcrdng me ni tha..hmne use bola b baki rum mate ne milkr k..agr lia h to bta de..FIR nhi krnge lkn wo dr gya aur kuch bola b no..chori ni ki thi usne but usse puchna zruri tha.. fir mene apne ohn ki FIR ki sham me..ajtk phone passport 20000 ruppes ni mile.. pta ni chla kon le gya..hmara flat ground floor pr tha..agle din ek admi ne batya k tmare yhn garbage collector b ata h shayd usne chura lia ho..kyunki ground floor pr the ham..wo andr ghus aya ho..kyunki hm gate b khula rkhte the..kyunki frnds bhot ate jte the.. dubara cctv check kia..fir b kuxh ni mila.....pta ni kon bhens chor legya hmari chizen😂 ... Love from india khujlee family
imagine that chor(thief) watching this video
Aur wo keh Raha ho ga, jhoot laptop to Saray 2 no. Thay aur mobiles b bekar😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ap per ASP ka Shak Jata hae 😂😂😂😂
@@masummar361 hahahahahahahahahaa
flashy and saying in his mind kesa dia...ni dia acha
Kahi wo tum he to nhi🤔
Raza bro do more of these its very entertaining❤❤❤
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Samo: Aryy nhi ywr chacha chacha Nahi Chacha Hamary Abu hain😂😂
Bhai ne heart diya😢😍😍
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@@IBRONICK2000 nahi
"Chalny main takleef ho rahi" But izat tu aani jani chez hy "Laptop" bach gya hona haha
I was thinking that there will be a chor In the end😔😂😂😂
Me too😂!!!
@@gemsno3860 mein b yehe soch raha tha😂😂
Sahi bola bhai mujhe bhi yahi laga
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
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Yaani nai pata lagaa huhh
0:48 "wqt ki Kia bat hae..tu aa to sahi mai tujhe b barbed kr dunga"😂😂🤘🏼🔥
And sheram Be like: Main barbaad hona chahta hn😆
We want to listen more stories of KAJU🔥
Samo: mere itnay qareeb mat ao me tumhain barbad ker du ga
Shahram: me barbad hona chahta hu
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Hahahahahahaha
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Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Raza Samo:Pani Me Nunnu😂
Water Me Lan😂
kamal double kamal 😃😃😃❤️
ھاھاھھاھا
@Jiasha Romero dont open this
Hahaha
I was graduating from college and I got many gifts at the party. I put the gifts in the car aur kisi dhek liya. I parked the car and little bit after all the gifts were stolen. The car looked the same, nothing broken. Only thing left was cash my dad had given me which was not in the trunk. Never leave things in the car!
No one:
Literally no one :
Raza samo:"sherlak ho lums" 😂😂😂
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Chori nhi hui .......... heist hua he ..... best line ever
Izat ke elawa sab kuch loot lya...! 😂😂😂👌👌
Legendary lines😂😂
His gesture while pronouncing ***and is unmatchable😂😂
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Raza Samo:"Racisim mai be nai ja raha mai.dono hi kalay thy "
Chalo ham bi bta dety hain apni story: 😁
Ham ny university ky bahr ak falte lia tha 3 room thy 9 larky and sab same university ky.
Ham me sy kuch ki classes first time and kuch ki 2nd time hoti thi. Me aksar notice karta tha ky larky dekan nai karty thy and gate wagera open rakh ky chaly jaty.
Ak din jab ham classes ly kr wapis ay tu samny ak dost ( aj bi us ka chehrah nai bhulta) bolny lga yar chori ho gye sab kuch lut gya.
Bs phir jab hm flate gy tu darwazy ka lock tuta hoa tha and eneter hoy tu dekha ky 9 laptop sab gaib ( Maximum High Range Gaming Laptop thy ) me tu tu chalo hosla kar lia 😂 but hm me faki larky ro rhy thy q ky laptop ki prices almost 100K+ thi and unho ny abi he lie thi.
Bs phir kia tha koi bol rha hy police ko bulao koi kia mashwary dy rha hy. Akhir kar sab ny qubool kar lia ky hamari he galti hy ham gate tak close nai kr ky jaty and almost 2 hours guzar chuky thy and sab ki Ph*** pari thi.
itny me ham me jo ak senior tha us ny pehly 30 minutes ka lecture dia and us ky baad us ny bola ky oper almari open karo sab laptop whe pary hoy hain utha lo.
Drasal wo senior larky ny hme sabak sikhaya. koi security tu thi nai and ham log wesy he door open kar ky university chaly jaty ky koi na koi tu ho ga flate me.
Us din wo jab university sy wapis aya tu sab door open thy and us ny sab ky laptop utha kar oper rakh lie and hamary jazbat ky sath khel gya.
lakin us din ky baad ham ny bht ahteyat ki.
Parny ka shukria 🧡
Wah 😂😂😂
😂
Nice story😊
Achi story thi.
🤣🤣🤣
I was samo's roommate........ Zindhghagi ny usy Kia bana Dia........ Or hamn Kia ......Oooo,,,,
😂😂😂
@@evil._.momina tm kun has rae o tm to mama ban gai ho gi😂😂😂😂
G😑👏
@@evil._.momina 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅
My story: Hum friends outing k liya gayi thin or mery pass bus 500 bacha tha . jo mn chupa chupa k rakh rhi thi k bhai mery pass ab aik rupy b nahi haaa.... Lekin hum phir pictures bna rhy thy or gari py maina apna purse rakh dia jis mn mera phone or 500 pry thy :)
Wo wahan sy gayab ho gya! Bad mn mall k security walun nay cam sy check kia to unko pta chla k kafi dair sy aik family humn follow kr rhi thi unhn ny utha liya 🙂
KASH UN 500 KI KANJOOSI NA KRTI OR DOSTU KO KUCH KHILA HI DETI 🙂.
Story achi lagy tou you can subscribe to my channel 😂❤🌼
Kanjoos😂
Raja g baon hrami
Amaxing bro .u deserve an award for ur skills how nicely u explained 😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh ji pakistan m y sb hona koe new bat ni,mgr jis style m aap n bayan ki wahhh.....RAJA JI WAHHH😜🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
I was feeling so low and you just uploaded. And I know that I'm gonna feel so good after watching this😭❤️
Everything is gonna be okay bro
Samo bhai ❤.. Chori b hamari Aur talashi b Hamari vala Scene hamary Saath b hva tha 😁😀
Video kamaal hy apki 👍❤❤
Gair mardoon ke sath sone wala syarm 🤪🤪🤪
Yr this is awesome story 😂😂😂
Lots of love from India 🇮🇳🙃
"Chacha hmara abu hai"
Yaar samoo kese kr lete ho...
You're amazing man!
Who is here after samo channel got hack and demonetized by UA-cam
Ye naan kese likh😂😂😂
Samo .... A mature and sensible youtuber ❤
"Raza samo hostel mein parhta tha "
Laptop be like: context error
Pani main nono means "Water Melon"
Legends Hazri lgwao!
Hello sir
@@ABDULREHMAN-me1wq
Yes!
My story: I needed a laptop and was a gamer and by chance a hostelite, so after much savings my family bought me a good laptop. After 1 and a half months during my papers when i went out to give my paper i came back to my hostel and saw that the lock on my wardrobe was broken...laptop, its bag and even my laptop charger was stolen but the thieves were kind enough to leave my mouse and cooling pad.
Long story short, something that makes this story amusing is that the main lock on my door was intact and the cctv footage during the heist for about one and a half hours was wiped. No one heard anything that happened while i was away to give my paper.
The put this short, i suspected the hostel management, they blamed it on me as an inside job and i studied for my exams in the police stations most nights so yeah lassan lag gaye.
End kya hua bhai ??? Story mai koi end he nhi... laptop mila k nhi... jail se bahar kese aye etc.?
Hahahhahahahah epic
Jail Main Hi Ho Abhi?
@@raomuhammadusama9244 bhai uskay lassan lag gaye apko story ka end chahye😂😂💔
@@ahmedmalik6157 yar wo sab thk hai lekin lassan lagnay k baad kya bna..! Ye pooch rhy hum log.. Bhai kahin abi b apnay laptop ki chori ki wajah se lockup mai tou bnd nhi??
Yay apka friend "sharum"
"Sherum kee sketchbook" wala toh nahi
G wahi hai wo
Hmm whi he
Yes
Han
Vo hi ha
The Mhmm Sound Is Like Mario's Voice.
I was there and they didn't steel my pentium 4 CPU and massive monitor. I still wish they would have stolen my PC so that i could have convinced my father to buy me a new laptop. my entire university life spent without a laptop.
which university?
@@rubayaafzal2658 Matlab Saari Raat Ronde Re
Marya koi V Na
@@haydersultan ha to us na knsa uni btai
@@haydersultan 🤣🤣sahi ha t samo k true fans
He studied in IST...
The man behind this heist after seeing this video be like..... I made the history....huh? Call me GOD!
So are u calling me God...jk
Bro aise hi kisi ko God na bola karo
@@Gameskashaukeen just a metaphor!
@@haseebo_0 Bhai phir bhi Muslims ka tarika nahi hai ye.Aaagay aapki marzi.
Hahahha
Yaar aap sab se ache story teller ho
And this was my most favourite story in whole life everrrrrrrrrrr☺☺☺☺☺☺😎😎😎😎😎😎✔✔✔✔✅✅✅✅✅✅✅💡💡💡💡💡
Happened with us, in FAST university boys hostel which was then located in G-10 Islamabad. Isi tara 2013 k summer semester me aik subuh, 5:30 sy 6:30 bjy k doran chori hui. 3 floor ka hostel tha but chori sirf basement me hui. Almost 10-12 laptops chori huay. Rat ko hostel ka main gate lock hota tha, aur usi rat hmara aik dost Usman (aka Lamda g) ghr sy aya aur gate lock hony ki waja sy deewar phalang k enter hua, 1st floor py rehta tha but coincidentally us k roommates door lock kr k so rahy thy to usy basement me aik aur dost Akram k room me sona parra.
Phr jb log uthna shuru huay tou bilkul apki tara laptops gayeb. Oye hoye phr interrogation k doran jo us k halaq tk aye end level tha 😅😅 dosra prime suspect was our chowkidar chacha who was always been seen saying "Police miki phar k ly gai ty warden nu foran phone kari chorna" and "Police miki kutt c pr main haq ty maar khaasan" (asking us to call warden if police arrests him and saying I might get beaten by them but I spoke truth). 😂😂 Neither police retrieved laptops nor the culprits but at the end FAST University supported the victims and paid almost 50% of the value of laptops. That was a bad yet differently good experience. (By the way I didn't lost my laptop)
Your story reminded me of good old days. Thanks man. Cheers!
Literally amazing.
You could actually relate the situation of Samo with you people.
Bht umda 🤣
Kamaal story telling!!!
We want regular episodes of it just like awesamo speaks😍
More power to you ✌
Samo, your videos always relieve my anxiety..
Love you..❤❤
5:19 heist hui hai heist...... This killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who else want to know each and every bit of his very amazing life? 🙌
Btw Raza samo remembers everything vividly 👌😀
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12.36 UA-cam pa video Nahi dekha ga mardana kamzori wali🤣🤣🤣
Sherlock whole mess wao😂😂😂
4:20
vO shani ma hi tha
mujy yad a gaya
ass hi hova tha 😂😂😂
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khuda ki ksm samo bhai full mood khrb chal raha tha Online exam na phaaar kr rakh di thi bht ganda hua tha jani apki video na itna hasaya heina full chokas krdia (comment from dil)
My nickname is also shani
@@blackschool1 bhai online exams main theorey the ya mcws
@@Kashmiri2679 bro programing 🤦🤦🤦
Excellent sotry yaaar has has k halat khrab ho gai ha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Samo Raza is the best perfect and more talented youtuber ever in the world love u so much
Oye Samo raza nhi ha raza Samo ha
Oye ducky bhai be hai
@@NightMareIsBad ducky bhai b bhot acha utuber ha same to u
@@NightMareIsBad ma ducky bhai are awesome ki vedios hamasha dakhta ho aj Kal ducky to gta 5 khal ra ha
@@asadraja2700 pata hai
Mann you deserve much more subscribers 😂😂
hello
6:03 ana apka intezar rahy ga... wo izat ky ilwah sb kuch lout kr chale gaye😂😂😂
Fans: raza are you a theft?
Raza bhai: No!
Fans: you had stolen something!
Raza bhai: what?
Fans: our heart ❤️😘❤️
The Story of Raza Samo is so interesting...!
Pani ma nunnu "Watermelon" 😅😄=-O mast story💞
Yrrrrrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂 your stories are amazing and lit like you samo rocks lots of love ❤ keep it up!!!
Kya humor hai bhai tera
Mashallah❤️
Big fan of you😍
we need more stories 😂💯💯
No comparison with Samo in terms of story telling , Bao Rami 🔥
Hahahahaha level hai story telling ka.😍😍😍😂😂😂
Same situation. My friends laptop got stolen but we got it back ( well not the laptop but the money for the laptop). And in our situation it was the person who came to sleep.
Who is Also watching this literally after Sehri❤
(Ramzan Mubarik)
🙋
Me😋😋
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Watch this meme on ducky bhai😂😂
Not me
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Oh What a story Love from Larkana City ❤️
Love from Rawalpindi city
Yar I did heard about this, but how is this possible that everyone was sleeping at exact time. May be mess wala cha-cha gave some sleeping dose
Damn Sherlock g damn 🤓🤓🤓
Subah 4 bjy hr koi so rha hota hy shetan sula deta tb sbb ko 😂
@@ansarjaved2669 Exactly
Who want story time part 2?
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Samo: The old khara Awesamo is back
*Samo storytime exists*
Samo: kesa laga mera mazak?!
Bhai rewatched atleast 10 times!!!!!
Thanks for entertaining and making us laugh in this pandemic lot of luv💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I love his stories yrrrr it's like Abba g apni Kahani sunarhy hn😂👌
Samo bhai Bodybuilders pa roast bnao na please.!!! ( Big Fan love you) ❤️😍😘
Gndy chipkny waly tissue 😂😂😂😂
Who got that?
apki stories ka bari besabri se intzaar rehta he❤❤
Ehmmmm best part 😂
This was soo funny and sad at the Same tym 😂
2:04 this joke was highly encrypted 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤣
This dude gives me confidence
Pani me Nunu. 😂😂😂😂 Wtf I was thinking wtf was that and after i listen To Watermelon 😂😂😂
Try to become 1st viewer
Ptcl : chal aj kar la
😭😭😭
PTCL : ABBE SALLE
Hahahah
Congratulations
Jo bhi ye comment parh rha ha , ALLAH PAK usko or uske ghr walo ko is wabaa se mehfuz rkhay !
( me bhi youtube pe video memes bnata hu , kindly subscribe my channel )
Your storytelling is so amazing.. the one ciphered joke "watermelon" .. love the video🔥🔥💓