I spent 24 hours farming poisonous potatoes (Hypixel Skyblock Trek to top 1000)
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2020
- How I became the top collector of the most pointless item in the entire game, this was a lot of hard work, asking other people for things is tough for me
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Twitter: / dragoon64832206
Patreon: / 45thdragoon - Ігри
Tall Girl?
Tall Girl!?!?!?
Tall Girl?!?!?!??!?
Tall Girl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
Tall Girl!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tall Girl?!?!?😱😱😱
I wonder if Techno farmed poisonous potatoes
Hmm
Lego only has 46 likes feelsbadman
Technoblade only farms premium potatoes
Oh cmon lego not you too
lol
“Alright everybody, at the same time, say ‘potato’”
*Screams of the River Styx*
Me: Skips 20 seconds
Dragoon: So I have to be in court
Thays what happens wjen you skip... you skip the most importemt part
I would like, but that would ruin the funny number
@@tjclark1504 should i break it
@@emmainchiangmai5933 why did i read it like german from the what mispell
It is cause he burned a kindergarden
I love how this guy doesn't pad for time in his videos. Like seriously, he's making videos on hypixel skyblock, which makes about as good content as watching paint dry, but he still manages to put out full-length entertaining videos without spending 3 minutes on his intro, the way most other skyblock youtubers do it.
For curiosiy, which game provides content better than watching paint dry?
@@Dragoon45 Good point, maybe i set my standards too high. Watching paint dry is enthralling. But in all seriousness as far as gameplay is concerned hypixel uhc is the most exciting minecraft-related content that I watch, but I've always watched gaming channels more for their commentary.
@@Dragoon45 you know the thumbnail photo is maltese?
@@Dragoon45 You should try the paint drying simulator. I have tried it once and it was one of the most riveting videogames I have ever played in my life. It teaches you the art of patience and with time and effort can come satisfaction. Sitting there for 8 hours watching the pain dry was the most life-changing experience for me. It is my favorite videogame, and was worth every second I spent on it.
www.moddb.com/mods/watching-paint-dry-the-game (quality game)
@@samihtameez8584 wait its a real shit i thought i would get rickrolled
"Video games will burn your childeren"
-Dragoon 2020
What karens think
The comment below is telling the truth
the comment above is lying
The comment above is lying
I have 4 stacks of enchanted poisonous potatoes, when I saw this vid, all my purpose was deleted. Dragoon took my reason to keep on playing hypixel, welp time to play skyrim
I think they just added it so zombie minions wouldn’t fill up
This is a simple conversation
@SamsNotSans cool cool cool
I may have 14 stacks from a couple months back when I had just restarted. I never knew about the crypts for slayers and instead killed 700 zombies per slayer lol. Tier 4 too
“Technoblade wants to know your location”
*"Technoblode would like to know your location"
@@davidlufin First of all, it's "tecnoblode". Secondly, that's not the joke
@@charliefranklin8523 It’s Technoblade. Says Technoblade on his channel.
Edit: my bad, thought you were talking to Healmore.
421 likes. HAHA, i am the ones who do that, HAHA
Alright everyone, let's say "potato" at the same time
Potato
I tried to trade you and you didn't accept for the poisonous potato ;-;
Potato
potato
potato
Animals with 3 letters: dog, cat, rat, fly, pig, bee, ant, ape, cow, doe, yak, hen, bat, eel
I don't think a doe is an animal...
Steamisterist Steam I think a doe is an animal...
@@ctsilver_1642 It's a female deer. So the actual animal is a deer.
Steamisterist Steam Meaning a for is an animal
Your list... is so PUNY
“The solution to all of your problems, is to burn them” Of course, I now know what he meant,he didn’t mean the kindergarten silly me
Wait a minute....
Hol up
excuse me what the frick
the 3rd worst thing to happen to those orphans
@@k_pler the worst is technoblade.
@@novaaizn5254 technoblade said he is the 2ND worst
Wait so that’s why you bid on my poisonous potatoes!
lmao
Why did auction them in the first place
@@tvcat5096 he knew
this isnt even real dragoon he didnt spend his entire time playing skyrim smh
r/wooooosh
LostSparrow what
@@lostsparrow2283 actualy the whoosh its on you its a joke lol
@@lostsparrow2283 You utter fool
@@lostsparrow2283 lol you didn’t get the joke and did woosh wrong funny
Na you’re wrong bubbie these beauties can make vaccine talisman, permanently increasing your stats for a very cheap price of the talisman and a reforge! Definitely useful.
Not enchanted ones
“20 year old pig brutally murders an Australian dragon”
12:28 I like to think that the clapping was just them shooting him for the poisonous potato story
I mean you could do that....
But why? Why would you do that?
Why would you do any of that?
olalyos kanna he is determined.
why not?
Because he can
Dragoon: poisonous potatoes have no use in the game.
Vaccine talismans: am i a joke to you?
"Ok I'm back after Yelling OBJECTION! 500 times..." As an ace attorney player, I get that.
5:03 oh ho! then come as close as you like.
The end was legitimately funny so great job😂
Damn the effort the jokes and entertainment
Wondering how long it took
Actually poisonous potatoes have a use: Makeing you immune to poison
Everyone: Why do you need poisonous potatoes?
Dragoon: *My intentions are beyond your understanding*
you are the best random content youtuber that i ever seen
They shhould be made to craft zombie villager minions
What’s a tasty road trip meat snack: SLIM JIMS
that was just not how i expected it to end
Dragoon: "Everyone! Say potato at the same time!"
everyone: P OtA tO
Thanks for the idea!
how did i find this
@@nutsforstrongbones100 j
Petition: Poisonous Potato armour should be added to Skyblock.
His mentor: The solution to all of the problems is just by burning them.
Dragoon: Ohhh he didnt mean the kindergarden. Also Dragoon: Vietnam war flashbacks
I love your intros xD
Anyone know what the music is called at 6:18
Sounds like the theme from Mr Robot
its "something wicked - ross bugden"
@@togglinho thanks
Deltalab np
I was in a lobby where he asked me if anyone had poisonous potatoes lol
your videos are so random yet so entertaining
end screen: name an animal with only 3 letters
me: dragoon
The irish intensifies...
You mean Irish famine
hey i'm actually early
No youre not, youre In time
You were crazy from the start
Note: day??? Of watching every one of dragoons video
in all seriousness, that was a beautiful speech
You rly not gonna credit me for the 73 mil smh
Oof
minecraftgamer - Minecraft no
I’m earlier than a white family to an airport
OH GOD THIS IS LIKE THE POTATO WAR ALL OVER AGAIN o_O
i salute you sir
4:39 clock.exe has stoped working
Yes you could do this or you could do things,seriously dragoon you need to go out more. We’re getting worried about you. Get some sleep.
dragoon: the is useless. me:i eat those
I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one who appreciates these things I have 4 double chests of these were do I submit my photos of them
I legit was getting bored of UA-cam but then I found this guy
Dragoon: poisonous potatoes are USELESS
Vaccine Talisman: Am I a joke to you?
Techno will steal your record to have potato-poisonous potato record
The carrying groceries bag championship joke is something only Australians would understand
New World Record for Longest Dragoon Video in Recent History!
Actual good youtuber
The ending was the best!
Even tho he spoke so fast, i didnt understand a word....
It was funny tho
I’m so sad I’m late I been early for the last 13 vids lmao
There is an odd yet satisfying poetry to this
When you called dim sum ‘dim sim’ I laughed
the jokes in these videos are awesome
I mean, all Techno's potatoes passed the expiration date
little did you know he really was talking about the kindergarten
this seems like a recreation of techno's pototo wars
theyll do something someday, i can feel it
I knew this would be a video
@Dragoon ur time has come
this is going to be the greatest assassination in history.
ah yes, farming a useless item in funny block 24 hours before my court hearing. Just another Tuesday.
So thats why you were in the hub talking about poisonous potatoes
The White House is a good 3-letter animal
The only person I watch skyblock from
Never forget, I was handed a stack of enchanted poisonous potatoes in some random lobby
Technoblade : becomes top potato farmer.
Dragoon : P O I S O N O U S
Dragoon spending his last moments farming potatos before the goes to jail
I’ve never seen a video more directed towards a younger fan base
techno will have no mercy when he hears the news
This is the definition of "Too Much Influence"
I must have more
That outro was fire
Dragoon messed with the devil
i thought the video went silent as a joke until i realized my headphones had just stopped working
they should add a weapon that is made from 2 stacks of e-poisonous potatoes and name it aspect of the dragoon
This speech made me cry....
You know that the guys in zombie collection has so much of these potatos
The great poisunous potato war
Ah yes is it with the imperials and stormcloaks at throat of the world
This aged weirdly ... since u need them for the spook legs now XD
"No this only works on superior dragon fragments I WANT ROTTEN VEGETABLES"
just watch poisonus potatoes make like the strongest sword in the game and graveyard zombie farming be a thing
"and since I'm cosplaying as myself, my house is burning down."
The poiseness potato can make a talisman
Good lunch in the court
There was one kid in hub 23 when everyone was saying potato one kid said bid on my raiders axe
mastering quantum mechanics so time no longer affects you to ~speedrun mario~ collect poisonous potatoes.
Dang wish I had noticed the discord I have half a dub of poisonous potatoes on my island under my rotten flesh storage chest
Dragoon is the 3rd Best mc youtuber ever
bee cow dog cat fox pig bat
that's only the ones in minecraft
honorable mention: vex
You can use them to make splash potions of poison
I'll never forgive you for barging into the voice channel and interrupting my weekly dose of dubstep
Did this man really play Mr robot music over searching for potatoes in a block game?
3:01 Dragoon:666
Illuminati Theorists:So Your Illuminati?
i was wondering why you were asking for poisonous potatoes
Me in grade 8 history leaning up the city of teotitilchian thinking it’s useless me then realising I can correct dragoon
Australia be good though Brisbane for life