Straight TikTok is Still Bad

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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
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  • @decayingfairy3996
    @decayingfairy3996 3 роки тому +8923

    what if i just started screaming

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 роки тому +1874

      can i join u

    • @decayingfairy3996
      @decayingfairy3996 3 роки тому +625

      @@AnnamarieForcino yes 😈😈😈 #screamsquad #ihatebreeders #amongus

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 3 роки тому +132

      Ooo can I join?

    • @aloeoe
      @aloeoe 3 роки тому +76

      me too!!!!!!

    • @w00rmz
      @w00rmz 3 роки тому +73

      Bestie do it

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 3 роки тому +5450

    the fact that the one guy completely ignored the pepper spray comment and just started making fun of them for being nonbinary rlly says a lot about him

    • @kayleekeen4238
      @kayleekeen4238 3 роки тому +387

      100% agree but not gonna lie this comment scared the fuck out of me haha

    • @kayleecaca
      @kayleecaca 3 роки тому +299

      @@kayleekeen4238 wait are we the same person

    • @user-dt8si6ie9n
      @user-dt8si6ie9n 3 роки тому +170

      @@kayleecaca woah-
      y'all have the same name lmao. what a coincidence o_O

    • @fightmefatima992
      @fightmefatima992 3 роки тому +41

      😳

    • @Bea-xl9rb
      @Bea-xl9rb 3 роки тому +97

      Y’all are doppelgängers 😂

  • @fionafox420
    @fionafox420 3 роки тому +7424

    “You can’t be cringy and dehydrated, please pick a struggle”. -Annamarie Forcino 2021

    • @DiAn-ud8dy
      @DiAn-ud8dy 3 роки тому +21

      😭was so mean i love her🤧

    • @hopobilbow1551
      @hopobilbow1551 3 роки тому +7

      @@superiorintellect9892 liiiibruhhhlllzzz

    • @irefusetochangemyname1275
      @irefusetochangemyname1275 3 роки тому +40

      @@superiorintellect9892 You heard it here first folks! Having fun and making jokes is gonna end the world!

    • @hopobilbow1551
      @hopobilbow1551 3 роки тому +9

      @@irefusetochangemyname1275 That’s certainly better than the other version 🥳

    • @sharting268
      @sharting268 3 роки тому +9

      @@superiorintellect9892 half of us wanna die anyway so idk what your point is /hj

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 3 роки тому +488

    “She drinks her alcohol with a straw” clearly someone who’s never worked in food service and had to clean some maybelline super stay off a glass. The privilege of it all

    • @serenaisproblem
      @serenaisproblem 11 місяців тому +4

      i absolutely adore your profile picture 😻 that is beautiful

  • @tikikara4222
    @tikikara4222 3 роки тому +523

    “If she has pepper spray on her car keys” If constantly fearing for my life as I walk the street at night makes me a hoe than I’ll take it I guess🤷‍♀️

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 роки тому +108

      I actually like that he doesn't mess around. He is pushing straight misogyny and not sugar coating it. Now we know, we can just skip formalities and spray him on sight.

    • @josukeshair8891
      @josukeshair8891 2 роки тому +34

      @@rachelk4805 I love ur mentality

    • @ya_boi_paypay26
      @ya_boi_paypay26 2 роки тому +20

      @@rachelk4805 THATS ON PURRR-

    • @thecorndogreborn464
      @thecorndogreborn464 2 роки тому

      @@rachelk4805 assault, prison time

    • @Exmuslim_caffeine
      @Exmuslim_caffeine Рік тому +16

      no fr when a women just exists and listens to herself and loves her life according herself without troubling others, they get insecure and start calling them hoes, and if that what it takes to keep men away from me then i’ll take it

  • @gayforchungha1766
    @gayforchungha1766 3 роки тому +3880

    it's ok anna, i'm a teenager and teenagers scare me too. yes i'm a teenager, yes i am scared of other teenagers, yes we do exist.

    • @irefusetochangemyname1275
      @irefusetochangemyname1275 3 роки тому +345

      @@superiorintellect9892 Lmao what? You’re upset that teenagers exist?? How are you gonna tell someone to grow up because they’re a teen that’s not how aging works-

    • @starsiadraws
      @starsiadraws 3 роки тому +265

      @@irefusetochangemyname1275 *wheeze* this dude saw "the straights" in the title and jumped to being offended

    • @megan7972
      @megan7972 3 роки тому +151

      @@superiorintellect9892 How about you kindly shut up. Our generation is not weak and we can have opinions. We are kids right now, we can take our time in growing up and just because we don't like/are scared of people are age doesn't make us immature at all.

    • @adailandnura5363
      @adailandnura5363 3 роки тому +2

      @@megan7972 b r u h he said he agreed with him.

    • @bluephyte
      @bluephyte 3 роки тому +88

      @@superiorintellect9892 not you using 2 acounts to spam your ignorance 💀💀

  • @mabsie2249
    @mabsie2249 3 роки тому +1843

    Pro tip for UK ladies, carry a mini can of hairspray and aim directly in the eyes. Pepper spray is illegal but hairspray gives you plausible deniability

    • @rikititi1848
      @rikititi1848 3 роки тому +118

      Damn thank you ✨✨✨
      Hope you have a great day hun xxx

    • @nherty6172
      @nherty6172 3 роки тому +277

      Pepper spray is illegal? So they just want women to be attacked and assaulted.
      And you are a genius.

    • @marzzziiipan
      @marzzziiipan 3 роки тому +184

      @@nherty6172 literally anything that can be classes as a weapon is banned lmao, pls send help

    • @ghostsen2891
      @ghostsen2891 3 роки тому +89

      Yo, that's such a good tip.
      I'm a trans boy so thanks

    • @mabsie2249
      @mabsie2249 3 роки тому +152

      @@ghostsen2891 get that anti-transphobe-spray dude ✨

  • @opheliarose7661
    @opheliarose7661 3 роки тому +370

    I sat for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf that guy was doing while "grinding" on the floor. He looked like a bug after you spray it with hairspray

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 Рік тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣it was so embarrassing to see!

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 Рік тому +6

      💀💀💀 why are you spraying bugs with hairspray?
      This was such a funny comment though! 😂

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Рік тому +12

      Roaches after you hit them with a shoe

    • @llkthehuman5249
      @llkthehuman5249 7 місяців тому +1

      Thx you for pointing this out 😂 I feel so much better seeing that rather then the original symbolism behind it 😭

  • @pancakeofdestiny
    @pancakeofdestiny 2 роки тому +233

    God, that pepper spray comment was repellent. I mean, the whole thing was repellent, but shaming women for defending themselves is a new low. I assume the implication is that women should just protect themselves from violence by staying at home and being tradwives (as if that's an effective strategy when most violence comes from intimate partners).

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming Рік тому +13

      Plus him making fun of that person for being nb as well

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +7

      I feel like avoiding r*pists is the complete opposite of being a hoe. But what would I know? I have two pepper sprays lol

  • @giyuutapioca845
    @giyuutapioca845 3 роки тому +2938

    "heterosexuality is the pandemic after all" PLEASE I'M ACTUALLY SCARED 😭

    • @hanjisgirlfriend2884
      @hanjisgirlfriend2884 3 роки тому +25

      ah yes, mitsuri. you’re a person with taste !

    • @giyuutapioca845
      @giyuutapioca845 3 роки тому +17

      @@hanjisgirlfriend2884 Oh hi there Titansexual 👋

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 3 роки тому +15

      I THINK IM LOST IN ANIMES

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 3 роки тому +9

      @@hanjisgirlfriend2884 HANJI MY GIRL

    • @padparade
      @padparade 3 роки тому +5

      LMAOAOAOAO

  • @pinkandgoldwings
    @pinkandgoldwings 3 роки тому +136

    "If she has pepper spray in her keys" Why Patrick? Because it makes it harder for you to follow women home?? Such a creep

  • @alys.7491
    @alys.7491 Рік тому +63

    The entire BDSM community cringed at the domestic abuse tagged as dom/sub.

    • @anahand4137
      @anahand4137 7 місяців тому +14

      50 Shades of Grey ruined everything

  • @Joanna2b
    @Joanna2b 3 роки тому +5152

    the ones of that guy grinding on the floor/bed look like he's a flopping dying fish

    • @Yaiinactive
      @Yaiinactive 3 роки тому +87

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 3 роки тому +121

      THEY BOTH DO TBH

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 3 роки тому +264

      i genuinely thought he was demonstrating how he bottoms but what do i know 😭

    • @footpicsfor50dollars35
      @footpicsfor50dollars35 3 роки тому +209

      LMAO PLEASE THE WAY HIS LEGS WERE MOVING HAD ME ORBITING, EVAPORATING, LEVITATING, ASCENDING

    • @catsinni
      @catsinni 3 роки тому +23

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @malak-4348
    @malak-4348 3 роки тому +2526

    I feel like straight tiktok should just be called "Hunter or Chad from highschool"

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 3 роки тому +54

      Connor

    • @abby5028
      @abby5028 3 роки тому +67

      Brad and Chad from the gym

    • @addie5752
      @addie5752 3 роки тому +22

      the hunter from my school was just a big pothead😭

    • @achooe
      @achooe 3 роки тому +24

      Tucker and Braxton

    • @hr_777_
      @hr_777_ 3 роки тому +13

      dylan

  • @thegreatpapyrus5948
    @thegreatpapyrus5948 2 роки тому +134

    Anna, as a straight, I speak for all the straights that have more than pea-sized dignity left, we do not accept these hooligans.😀✋

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 2 роки тому +43

    Imagine being the regional manager of a fast food chain and one day you get sent the paperwork for a fired employee, and the reason stated just says: “caught fucking the dining room floor on TikTok”

  • @crazyfun95
    @crazyfun95 3 роки тому +1137

    "You can't unswallow my kids."
    I can shit them out, tho.

  • @jordanthegenderthief
    @jordanthegenderthief 3 роки тому +6069

    I love how we all are collectively pointing out how terrifying the straights™️ are. It’s beautiful.

    • @froggysprite
      @froggysprite 3 роки тому +31

      @clover 🍀 YES

    • @macronfrog8360
      @macronfrog8360 3 роки тому +59

      not the ™️

    • @angelinagomez9465
      @angelinagomez9465 3 роки тому +129

      As a straight I’m gonna have to agree with you

    • @superiorintellect8634
      @superiorintellect8634 3 роки тому +20

      @clover 🍀 so you guys keep saying should be tolerant towards the alphabet people, but you're going to show hate towards straight people? You liberals sure I hateful bunch.

    • @angelinagomez9465
      @angelinagomez9465 3 роки тому +120

      @clover 🍀 they give nor/mal energy

  • @aceanarchy5554
    @aceanarchy5554 3 роки тому +28

    The phrase "*swallows plan b*" is so funny to me for some reason. That TikTok also heavily implied he barged into the bathroom planning to have a casual conversation with her. Cause like where else would you secretly take a birth control pill to hide it from your weird ass boyfriend

  • @Anniecravens
    @Anniecravens 3 роки тому +34

    “Your werewolf ex boyfriend” made me cackle

  • @mollyclemm8938
    @mollyclemm8938 3 роки тому +2460

    “Maybe heterosexuality was the pandemic all along” is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard

    • @ghostsen2891
      @ghostsen2891 3 роки тому +23

      I hope i don't get infected

    • @mickey2307
      @mickey2307 3 роки тому +6

      @@the_mulattos how

    • @Jas13579
      @Jas13579 3 роки тому +46

      @@the_mulattos as a part of the lgbt+,we have been treating horribly for years,and we were also just straight up murdered for in the past. We still get tons of shit today. A few jokes won't kill straight people.

    • @iliporsberg6157
      @iliporsberg6157 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jas13579 Stay equal.

    • @spongeboy864
      @spongeboy864 2 роки тому +28

      @@Jas13579 fr like people need realize they aren’t being “heterophobic” straight people can take some jokes, it not like they killed for existing or just for who they love tf they complaining about?

  • @soupmaker
    @soupmaker 3 роки тому +1247

    Straight tik tok is like an empty fridge, you keep come back hoping that food just manifest out of thin air, but deep down you know that there'll be never food in there, like how straight tik tok will never good...
    (Thanks for coming to my TED Talk)

  • @STXR_ALDCEDITS
    @STXR_ALDCEDITS 3 роки тому +39

    As a straight I do not claim these people.

  • @xonlyy0u
    @xonlyy0u 3 роки тому +48

    Everything I've learned about straight tiktok, I've learned against my will.

  • @owochocolate9298
    @owochocolate9298 3 роки тому +1704

    Straight tiktok makes me laugh but cringe at the same time; I don’t know if I am laughing at people embarrassing themselves or due to secondhand embarrassment

    • @gayforchungha1766
      @gayforchungha1766 3 роки тому +37

      probably both tbh

    • @macomacarrao
      @macomacarrao 3 роки тому +7

      same

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 3 роки тому +16

      In German we have a word "Fremdschämen' that kinda translates to secondhand embarrassment but literally means "Stranger embarrassement" or "feeling embarrassed for a stranger". That's what I feel watching this stuff. It is very entertaining though.

    • @marytc2714
      @marytc2714 3 роки тому +3

      Well I’m happy I’m a lesbian

  • @zoecardinale9825
    @zoecardinale9825 3 роки тому +527

    The dude grinded on the floor of a restaurant?? WHERE HE WORKS? These people have no shame-

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 3 роки тому +18

    4:52 🎶TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF ME!🎶
    *MCR intensifies lol*

  • @77satoru
    @77satoru 3 роки тому +27

    8:48 yup, i'm definitely a lesbian

  • @shiraya318
    @shiraya318 3 роки тому +403

    Ok but this dude with the pepper spray thing didn't answer to the original question. He completely avoided the topic and turned it into a discussion about pronouns, which had nothing to do with people carrying pepper spray at all. Just shows that he knows he can't win an argument about that.

    • @osml
      @osml 3 роки тому +52

      Right. He probably realized he would out himself if he did.

    • @alicetheneko7529
      @alicetheneko7529 Рік тому +3

      He basically committed a fallacy. Correct me if I’m wrong on that

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 Рік тому +1

      Straw maaaaaaan

    • @thespacecowboy71
      @thespacecowboy71 9 місяців тому +4

      I really don't like it when people stalk your profile to use information against you just to get some kind of "Haha, gotcha!" Out of it. It's really immature and has happened to me several times

  • @akua1610
    @akua1610 3 роки тому +1043

    Why can POV makers literally never make an expression other than constipated

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 роки тому +54

    I often tell myself that "if i hate men, i'm just as bad as men who hate women!"
    But sis...
    it's so hard.

  • @sarak6883
    @sarak6883 3 роки тому +16

    4:58 was that a my chemical romance reference??
    TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME-

  • @sydneyb5581
    @sydneyb5581 3 роки тому +677

    GURL I AM SCARED- I REPEAT SCARED OF EVER SEEING A STRAIGHT TIKTOKER MAKING A TIK TOK IN PUBLIC. LIKE WHAT DO I DO??!?!?? SAY HI, LEAVE! LIKE WHAT?!??

    • @simpqueen5741
      @simpqueen5741 3 роки тому +28

      You come up to them and photo bomb them.

    • @simpqueen5741
      @simpqueen5741 3 роки тому +19

      No, because _I have a plan_ . See, what I meant by photo bombing is messing their Tiktok tf up.
      Throw stuff at them, yell, and in some cases (if you're taller than them) dunk on them.
      E S P E C I A L L Y if it's a guy. If you see anyone in public doing anything Straight Tiktok™️ related, take this advice. It will serve you well.

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 роки тому +31

      no joke, i had to get my floors replaced and my mom comes up to me and says “there’s a cute guy downstairs and you better make him smile” i was so confused and when i went downstairs a guy who looked like every straight tiktok boy combined. i was horrified and wanted to laugh at him…..and yes he was watching straight tiktok on his phone

    • @simpqueen5741
      @simpqueen5741 3 роки тому +2

      @John Langley Well I hope they can fight. I hope they can _throw hands_ .
      Because we gon' fight.

    • @honningbie2724
      @honningbie2724 3 роки тому +1

      @@simpqueen5741 huh 😭 I may be missing the joke entirely but ? Are u saying to just harass ppl who make gross tik toks 😭??

  • @PerplexingIndividual
    @PerplexingIndividual 3 роки тому +771

    A tip for my fellow Canadians: Since you can be incriminated for carrying pepper spray in Canada, carry bear spray instead. It's less powerful, but still effective.

    • @josiebutler8729
      @josiebutler8729 3 роки тому +50

      believe its illegal in the uk as well and I've heard ppl say to take mini spray cans of hairspray too

    • @paige8561
      @paige8561 3 роки тому +37

      Or dog spray but they will take your info when buying both. Only bear spray if you live where there is bears and dog spray if you don’t. They WILL charge you for using it if they think you bought it to use on people.

    • @PerplexingIndividual
      @PerplexingIndividual 3 роки тому +7

      @@paige8561 Still better than carrying a product meant to be used on humans, though.

    • @zukoshonor7435
      @zukoshonor7435 3 роки тому +3

      or a spray bottle full of gasoline to swirt into peoples eyes

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 роки тому +16

      You're outta your mind, bear spray is way stronger than pepper spray.

  • @Connor4x4
    @Connor4x4 2 роки тому +10

    As a heterosexual I have to say these fools do NOT represent all of us. However they are a growing problem 🤔

  • @msilva2423
    @msilva2423 3 роки тому +11

    14:10 The first time I watched that tiktok I flinched when he went 🟢👄🟢

  • @starsiadraws
    @starsiadraws 3 роки тому +473

    "Maybe furries are the spice that straight TikTok needs," trust me, we don't want to be anywhere near the Straights ™️

    • @jagpie
      @jagpie 3 роки тому +20

      Agreed-

    • @Ghostfoxkori
      @Ghostfoxkori 3 роки тому +19

      No please don't drag me in there I beg

    • @Hyzenastro_73
      @Hyzenastro_73 3 роки тому +9

      Ikr pls I don’t want that

    • @eternallybluehour1139
      @eternallybluehour1139 3 роки тому +5

      furries are the gayest thing a person can be how on earth-

    • @crazyhairsinger
      @crazyhairsinger 2 роки тому +4

      Your pfp sir/maam/person 🤩🤩 it's amazing, I love unicorns

  • @mercyfulxtyrant
    @mercyfulxtyrant 3 роки тому +2249

    What I have learned from straight tiktok:
    Everyday we stray farther from god

    • @giannafortunato9058
      @giannafortunato9058 3 роки тому +78

      no hate, *stray*

    • @Cranb
      @Cranb 3 роки тому +72

      Don’t wanna get spaghetti water on god’s shoes

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 3 роки тому +6

      Mama Mia I cook-a da meatball

    • @ray-yi9gz
      @ray-yi9gz 3 роки тому +4

      STRAIN?!?!

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 3 роки тому +16

      Ironic bc they're the radical christians 💀

  • @matticelery52
    @matticelery52 3 роки тому +27

    8:36 why is he moving like a bug that got sprayed

  • @polonijj
    @polonijj 3 роки тому +27

    8:19 Men like him made me realize the importance of plan B

  • @juditzeljavier2631
    @juditzeljavier2631 3 роки тому +693

    "Teenagers scare me." as a 16 year old, I completely understand...

    • @thefabulousoogabooga6410
      @thefabulousoogabooga6410 3 роки тому +11

      Your profile picture as I am commenting this is extravagant

    • @ayam9337
      @ayam9337 3 роки тому +7

      I absolutly love your profile picture.

    • @NothingAndN0body
      @NothingAndN0body 3 роки тому +2

      As a 12 year old, I actually understand what people mean when they say that-

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 роки тому +4

      We were terrifying tbh

    • @crazyhairsinger
      @crazyhairsinger 2 роки тому +6

      Fellow 16yo who's scared of other teens

  • @shayc2771
    @shayc2771 3 роки тому +747

    "If she drinks alcohol out of a straw"
    So...
    We should just ruin the lipstick that took forever to get right?

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 2 роки тому +55

      Also straws are fun✨

    • @-shinynovy
      @-shinynovy 2 роки тому +29

      @@sneakysnek572 yess I have a cute baby pink straw I love it😭

    • @chunkystew6958
      @chunkystew6958 2 роки тому +2

      Yes she should

    • @mangooo_jm
      @mangooo_jm 2 роки тому +19

      @@sneakysnek572 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GIVE U A CHERRY AND AN UMBRELLA

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Рік тому +1

      I find rimmel stay matte liquid lipstick is pretty good at staying on for a long time, doesn't stain and it's pretty cheap, for anyone interested.

  • @diphenhydreaming
    @diphenhydreaming 3 роки тому +8

    I definitely thought 16:06 was making fun of his forehead and I was here for it.

  • @cassettetaped
    @cassettetaped Рік тому +6

    the one at 12:28 triggered the absolute shit out of me, holy fuck. why the hell is that allowed on a social media app largely populated by kids?

  • @Fl0rales
    @Fl0rales 3 роки тому +369

    Real conversation i've witnessed
    *friend comes out as gay*
    Straight friend: Oh i support gays but as long as you don't make it your whole personality
    Gay friend: Really thanks i support the straights as long as *you* don't make it your whole personality *the most petty smile ever*
    i'm dying-

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 роки тому +30

      so he supports no straights........your gay friend is a hero.

    • @Hyzenastro_73
      @Hyzenastro_73 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh lol what’s is wrong with being straight

    • @zukoshonor7435
      @zukoshonor7435 3 роки тому +9

      @@Hyzenastro_73 nothing

    • @salemcorriea5157
      @salemcorriea5157 2 роки тому +7

      @@Hyzenastro_73 Literally no one is saying there's something wrong with being straight, there's something wrong with the straights featured in this video and there's something wrong with telling gay people that you support them until they're actually openly gay because that's 'making it their whole personality' but there's nothing wrong with being straight.

  • @Spartacus005
    @Spartacus005 3 роки тому +212

    Lizzo with her flute imitating that guy got me

  • @zombieritural
    @zombieritural 3 роки тому +8

    15:29 "Yes, could you be super kind and get another server? Thanks"

  • @blesslusakumunu853
    @blesslusakumunu853 3 роки тому +13

    9:32 I bet you his next TikTok post will be captioned: “How I got fired from my job”

  • @StrawberryMatchaTea
    @StrawberryMatchaTea 3 роки тому +693

    „All teenagers scare the living shit outta me“
    -Gerard Way, 2000‘s

    • @Delaneyisbraindead
      @Delaneyisbraindead 3 роки тому +16

      THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED
      SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE, MAYBE THEY’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
      Yes I’m a teenager 😭😭

    • @StrawberryMatchaTea
      @StrawberryMatchaTea 3 роки тому +4

      @@Delaneyisbraindead Same Bruh but mcr slaps everytime 💚💚💚

    • @Delaneyisbraindead
      @Delaneyisbraindead 3 роки тому +5

      @@StrawberryMatchaTea ikr, I fucking love them. Gerard and Frank are the ultimate girl bosses. 😂

    • @StrawberryMatchaTea
      @StrawberryMatchaTea 3 роки тому +1

      @@Delaneyisbraindead agreeeeedd

    • @rharv3084
      @rharv3084 2 роки тому

      That song came out the year I graduated high school (2006). I didn't appreciate it as much then as I do now lol.

  • @kittentecute9200
    @kittentecute9200 3 роки тому +357

    5:04 “suddenly I’m lactose intolerant” had me 😂

  • @sanji6245
    @sanji6245 3 роки тому +15

    It’s 8am and I just have to say. He really took “we have the meats” to the heart 😭

  • @ilseoldenburg1859
    @ilseoldenburg1859 3 роки тому +8

    10:40 loooool your light bulb just simply passed away too after that one

  • @AshleighTurtlezz
    @AshleighTurtlezz 3 роки тому +216

    “you can’t be cringey and dehydrated. Please pick a struggle” is iconic and should be on a T-shirt

  • @shavonnelynch6508
    @shavonnelynch6508 3 роки тому +573

    no but imagine all the germs and dirt that dude was grinding on at his job... chilleeee anyways i'd love another part to this! always nice to know what the straights are doing

  • @Pseunolia
    @Pseunolia 2 роки тому +4

    These are the same people that came up with the "superstraight" thing and just could not understand why people were clowning on them

  • @bmisFunny
    @bmisFunny Рік тому +10

    15:16 80% of furries are gay so I don’t think that’s gonna happen :skull:

  • @ghostscurse7255
    @ghostscurse7255 3 роки тому +673

    how do homophobic straight people say being gay is a bad life style when there's just straight tiktok 😀

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck 3 роки тому +111

      @@superiorintellect9892 troll detected, 0/10 try again

    • @theowlhouseseason3213
      @theowlhouseseason3213 3 роки тому +62

      @@superiorintellect9892 lol need help or something

    • @the_girl_under_ur_bed
      @the_girl_under_ur_bed 3 роки тому +57

      @@superiorintellect9892 lmao u have been commenting on everyones comment over people disliking straight tiktok, u so pressed af

    • @stephanietanner9509
      @stephanietanner9509 3 роки тому +24

      @@superiorintellect9892 why so pressed ?

    • @acklesis
      @acklesis 3 роки тому +18

      @@superiorintellect9892 straightie pressed

  • @SebijoIsMyName
    @SebijoIsMyName 3 роки тому +925

    After these tiktoks, my eyes, ears, and coochie-meow-meow will never open again

    • @th3yloveana
      @th3yloveana 3 роки тому +43

      Y e p...s a m e....

    • @meandonlyme9047
      @meandonlyme9047 3 роки тому +20

      Off topic but love the niffty pfp👌 you have great taste

    • @SebijoIsMyName
      @SebijoIsMyName 3 роки тому +11

      @@meandonlyme9047 Thank you, you have good taste as well😌

    • @kya-chan3444
      @kya-chan3444 3 роки тому +45

      This comment is officially one of my favorites that I found so far on UA-cam.

    • @J_ali_04
      @J_ali_04 3 роки тому +2

      I love you and love this comment-

  • @myfavoritesongz12345
    @myfavoritesongz12345 3 роки тому +15

    As a fellow straight, I have never been more embarrassed 🥴

  • @plantainsoupp
    @plantainsoupp 3 роки тому +12

    "You can't be cringey AND dehydrated, pick a struggle" was the best lmao

  • @artistpotato6127
    @artistpotato6127 3 роки тому +626

    I can't believe it's already been a year. It felt like seconds of straight cringey hell

  • @joeymills5827
    @joeymills5827 3 роки тому +195

    “straight tiktok is still bad”
    me: *quakes in lesbian*

  • @devilsgirl4407
    @devilsgirl4407 3 роки тому +17

    14:22 WTF LMFAO WHIWHWIWHSHWIWN

  • @forest_the_fennec
    @forest_the_fennec 3 роки тому +11

    15:06 because we’re cool like that (and the fandom is very and I mean very LGBTQIA+)

  • @LiterallyLike
    @LiterallyLike 3 роки тому +210

    at this point i’m heterophobic as in i’m just scared of straight people

    • @lanadelreystan_q
      @lanadelreystan_q 3 роки тому +13

      😣✋

    • @Hyzenastro_73
      @Hyzenastro_73 3 роки тому +7

      Trust me not every straight person is like that lol. I have a lot of straight and rlly kind friends. Yeah this is bad I agree. Anyways heterophobic isn’t really a word twt

    • @starchi4650
      @starchi4650 3 роки тому

      Heterophobobia? When since that’s been a word. 🤨

    • @LiterallyLike
      @LiterallyLike 3 роки тому +22

      @@starchi4650 i was just joking since another definition of phobia is a fear of instead of an aversion to or dislike of

    • @kenos911
      @kenos911 Рік тому +1

      When you are scared of 90% of the population:

  • @lacrimosaasf8698
    @lacrimosaasf8698 3 роки тому +246

    "Straight tiktok is still bad"
    Yes, and water possesses the properties of water

  • @Chocolate_sims
    @Chocolate_sims 6 місяців тому +2

    11:19 personally if TWO celebrities made fun of me on the internet on a video that has my face in it personally I would’ve deleted my account ,got plastic surgery to the point I’m not recognizable, and move to another continent… that’s just me though.

  • @xonlyy0u
    @xonlyy0u 3 роки тому +7

    As a straight, we don't claim them.

  • @mishelienni619
    @mishelienni619 3 роки тому +153

    ''teenagers scare the fuck out of me'' i gasped...we have an emo kid...

    • @lolakate1904
      @lolakate1904 3 роки тому +13

      Teenagers scare the living shit outta me

    • @citizenofkurtistown3855
      @citizenofkurtistown3855 3 роки тому +1

      mcr isn’t emo music 🥴

    • @mishelienni619
      @mishelienni619 3 роки тому +4

      @@citizenofkurtistown3855 it is

    • @mishelienni619
      @mishelienni619 3 роки тому +4

      @@lolakate1904 THE COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE’LL BLEED AJJzjajj ucuauaudhahjshzhajzhzhahjabd

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 роки тому +5

      @@mishelienni619 SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, OR STRKE A VIOLENT POST

  • @InWinds
    @InWinds 3 роки тому +188

    It kinda disturbs me about the one where that guy, let's see
    • kidnapped his partner
    • physically abused her
    • manipulated her from seeing friends in order to have a grasp on her so she can't separate with ease
    is romantized infront of a primarily child audience and can affect future relationships those kids have if they end up in a situation similar, namely in the latter situation where he isolates her, as the rest can more definitively be written off as a kink compared (though this content shouldn't be pushed towards an audience mainly consisting of minors regardless imo).

    • @salvadorelastname9095
      @salvadorelastname9095 2 роки тому +5

      I'm pretty sure it's a kink thing given the "dom" and "sub" tags

    • @depuydt2011
      @depuydt2011 2 роки тому

      @@salvadorelastname9095 kink would not accept him. He's straight up toxic.

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 Рік тому +16

      Hey. Im kinky and I'm here with opinions no-one asked for!!
      As a hard sub and big masochist, I can definitely see it as a fantasy. I would also though suggest putting it on another site with less underage traffic. I dont actually believe its an issue for younger people to view adult content in general; the age of consent is 16 in my country and we tend to fuck around young, but I also know that is a very different beast from sometimes intense psychological responses aroused through kink. This is a pretty intense fantasy for an audience not innured to things of the like- especially for a child happening upon this content.
      He should take it elsewhere. Because adult spaces on the internet absolutely should exist, but these people are being pushed to 15 year olds on this platform. Having a fantasy is fine but nothing exists as a vacuum and it is troubling in a wider context.

    • @celiatuttman4580
      @celiatuttman4580 Рік тому

      ​@@genderlesswhale2868
      You said it perfectly!!
      -another kinky huge masochist

  • @atree4487
    @atree4487 3 роки тому +3

    Hey, thank you for having (at least mostly) accurate subtitles. I’m not hearing impaired but I always like reading the subtitles when I’m watching anything and I also don’t have my headphones often so I can’t listen with volume on. I just wanted to thank you for them 😊

    • @CaelTheWaxAngel
      @CaelTheWaxAngel Рік тому

      I’m deaf and very much appreciate the subtitles

  • @jellie_fishh
    @jellie_fishh 3 роки тому +11

    17:17 this tiktok makes me want to cry oh my fvcking god i hate it

    • @ILikeCornYouKnow
      @ILikeCornYouKnow 4 місяці тому

      The cringe is physically painful, someone help me

  • @yaz1241
    @yaz1241 3 роки тому +411

    lets be honest, when was straight TikTok ever good-

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 роки тому +61

      fair point

    • @iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992
      @iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 3 роки тому +15

      It was rotten from the very start.

    • @LordGarlicBread
      @LordGarlicBread 3 роки тому +10

      It was okay before it existed. now that it exists it's terrible

    • @ImAlwaysSirius
      @ImAlwaysSirius 3 роки тому +3

      @@LordGarlicBread amen 🙏

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 2 роки тому +2

      Believe it or not, there are wholesome TikTok’s of straight couples. (Though I don’t think that counts as “straight tik tok”

  • @c_amo
    @c_amo 3 роки тому +444

    "OHHH hes talking about his cu-" *AD* that was hilarious

    • @dylankohler6282
      @dylankohler6282 3 роки тому +6

      IS THIS GONNA BE A THING NOW

    • @randomsinister13
      @randomsinister13 3 роки тому +46

      I got an ad for herpes cream, no joke

    • @c_amo
      @c_amo 3 роки тому +13

      @@randomsinister13 NO WAY JDHDJD

    • @RealBlazeheart
      @RealBlazeheart 3 роки тому +5

      @@randomsinister13 yeah I keep seeing those and I’m like: 🧍🏼‍♀️ ITS SO AWKWARD

    • @amyroderson9413
      @amyroderson9413 3 роки тому +1

      @@randomsinister13 Mine was a SKINTAMITE AD-i just died laughing

  • @zora-n4rch1st34
    @zora-n4rch1st34 3 роки тому +8

    "teenagers scare the living shit out of me" the MCR fan in me screamed 💀

  • @web.frosty8234
    @web.frosty8234 3 роки тому +3

    I'm too into mythology rn, when he said "you can't un swallow my kids" I was like 'Rhea is that you?'

  • @T.J...
    @T.J... 3 роки тому +241

    Every time I hear "Hello sinners" my day gets better!

  • @sonofapotato9025
    @sonofapotato9025 3 роки тому +534

    It’s always a good day when Annamarie posts

  • @alexatherat2088
    @alexatherat2088 3 роки тому +4

    16:13 I'M NOT EVEN JOKING THIS HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WHEEZING 😭😭🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @happyelza412
    @happyelza412 3 роки тому +4

    "suddenly, I'm lactose intolerant" I screamed 😭😭😭😭

  • @codycreatesthings754
    @codycreatesthings754 3 роки тому +54

    12:34 the backing up through the tiny ass door does it for me

  • @user-cr5uu8mf7i
    @user-cr5uu8mf7i 3 роки тому +114

    “Mutiple rings on her hand” Me with 6 rings on each hand: WoAh

    • @eveninglyric687
      @eveninglyric687 3 роки тому

      Wait a minute…

    • @ltsf
      @ltsf 3 роки тому

      No

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 2 роки тому

      every asexual person i know has multiple rings on each hand, idk how to tell them :(

  • @ch6rista
    @ch6rista 3 роки тому +9

    16:41 so im starting hs next month and that is scaring me, please tell me not all high school students are that sexual😭😭

    • @Silvereyesrl
      @Silvereyesrl 5 місяців тому +1

      No… no… they’re worse…

  • @finleycowan4875
    @finleycowan4875 3 роки тому +15

    I’m 12 and someone already thinks I’m a hoe! What a great start to life.

  • @Spideyfan55
    @Spideyfan55 3 роки тому +45

    POV:
    8:40
    You just sprayed a bug and you're waiting for it to die.

  • @crusnevschimariana7521
    @crusnevschimariana7521 3 роки тому +103

    With every straight tiktok that i watch i lose more and more brain cells.

  • @unitnumbera1
    @unitnumbera1 3 роки тому +8

    5:10 NOOOOO THIS SHIT- WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

  • @mimo__.-
    @mimo__.- 3 роки тому +20

    6:24 DID THIS MAN SAY THAT WOMEN WHO HAVE *PEPPER SPRAY* ON THEIR CAR KEYS ARE HOES?????? I HAVE NO WORDS

  • @MareeHassallsArt
    @MareeHassallsArt 3 роки тому +221

    The male waiter: *licks lips* anything else I can get you?
    Us: yeah! Curly fries as well. Thanks!

  • @avacontardi5938
    @avacontardi5938 3 роки тому +4

    8:47 Sir, this is an Arby’s

  • @daisy5290
    @daisy5290 3 роки тому +6

    I’m straight and I’m ✨p e t r i f i e d✨

  • @creativename2496
    @creativename2496 3 роки тому +75

    As a teenager, I would like to add that teenagers also scare the living frick out of me

  • @jermuhh3359
    @jermuhh3359 3 роки тому +47

    Also drinking with a straw is good for preventing your lipstick from smudging a glass or wearing off and needing to be reapplied.

  • @Katia.t.t
    @Katia.t.t 3 роки тому +2

    Omg I remember when I found her channel from the first straight tiktok videos and she has like 20k subscribers, we've really come far, thank you straight tiktok for your sole positive effect on society

  • @_that_random_dollhead_9772
    @_that_random_dollhead_9772 3 роки тому +2

    I can’t with the way they reacted to the “can’t Unswallow my kids”

  • @stanmarsh2141
    @stanmarsh2141 3 роки тому +142

    straight tik tok will never get better lol

  • @alitthetratt7866
    @alitthetratt7866 3 роки тому +119

    As a bisexual/pansexual swedish meatball (still questionning) this is pretty hilarious

    • @pawprint9025
      @pawprint9025 3 роки тому +15

      Your still questioning if your a swedish meatball? /J
      Congrats on being in the alphabet mafia tho

    • @kpopuniverse1273
      @kpopuniverse1273 3 роки тому +7

      I’m a bi/pan Asian stir fry-

    • @liviacleverdal8166
      @liviacleverdal8166 3 роки тому +2

      I’m a swedish pansexual as well haha

  • @worldkitemuseum
    @worldkitemuseum 3 роки тому +11

    11:35 You’re laughing, someone swallowed his kids and you’re laughing

  • @waireads2712
    @waireads2712 2 роки тому +8

    I have paused at 12:24. I hate this. I am pausing while I find courage to press play. Wish me luck.

    • @waireads2712
      @waireads2712 2 роки тому +4

      It got worse omg it got worse

  • @luciferia.1313
    @luciferia.1313 3 роки тому +172

    Straight tik tok is and will always stay the wild hell's ride. Thats just how it is. Sadly.