EA in a Nutshell
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EA: Buy Comment 99$
GyLala WHAT???? BAD EA!!!!
Hiii
Oh NO L Did it noooo l am poor now ):
IS UNFAIR
Why? Unfair!!
Austria: who are you?
EA: *the answer cost $49.99*
xD
Austral pays $50
The _alternative_ alternative ending:
(Buy Alt Ending: 1000$)
**buys**
The alternative ending:
The sun: "Help Me! I am becoming the red giant!"
EA: You must need to purchase RG-DLC with cost of 150k$!
The sun: Oh, ok. I won't be a red giant so I save the earth!
Austria: Now I know
EA: To do nothing you need nothing DLC. It coost : $IDIOTICNOENDLIKEUNIVERSE
EA: Why I can't create more DLC?
Spain: To create DLC you need the DLC of creating DLC, for only 99999€!
EA: Oh, I hadn't expected that!
Spain: *laughs in inquisition*
How did you have 99$
EA: u need the DLC of creating DLC of creating DLC for only infinty$
No logic
Ea said he doesn’t have to buy them
EA:lets make a New games
Me you have to buy the game making dlc that costs 37474737477583736473827255271828264563737252729294746473736353673767283837464738383637382911001010101010102973646463737372736463738746669938839383748383748484847383838 dollers
North Korea: SOUTH KOREA YOUR MINE!
South Korea: NO!
North Korea: WHAT HAPPEND TO MY ARMY?!
EA: Hello North And South Cant Attack? It Cost $59.99
North And South: WHAT!
North: Peace?
South: Ok.
North: WTF PEACE CANT DO TOO?!
EA: Buy Peace For $99.99
N And S Korea: WHAT! WE HATE DLC!
lmao
south kora saved
Lol
@@Maverick-rd5ok no, they died for consfuion.
@@ObjectPresents lol
I love how sometimes even giant economies can't spair a couple thousand dollars to give to EA
That is exactly what i was gonna write right now lol.
5:13 "The EASun"
Me: The Emergency Alert S̶y̶s̶t̶e̶m̶ Sun???
Sun: i will red giant soon
Ea: to work, you need to pay $146,999
The new emergency collection from Lego City?
@@googles1000 .to answer this question you have to pay DLC 100$
Im sorry, but you can’t say that. *Please buy the dlc, which only costs $999 Trillion USD*
Thanks,
Karen
Emergency Alert System of United Nations!
Should Be Right?
Serbia: EA Is Serbia
Serbia: Why Can't EA is Serbia
EA: You Serbia, Can't have EA is Serbia DLC's With 7499$
Serbia: WHAT THAT WAS UNFAIR!!!
Lol
Serbia sucks
@Vukašin Đurić ĐuraSaiyan Hello neibourd,I am from Montenegro😂😂
Kosovo: wants independence
EA and Serbia: *rubs money intimidatingly* you wouldn’t want to do that if i were you...
Ea vs coronavirus
Me: breaths one oxygen molecule
EA: the DLC for that is 1000$, now pay up!
SUN:oh no pls help me im gonna be red giant sun
EA:you need to buy only with 3999$
SUN:thanks for helping
EA:what the
EA: give us money
Me: No
uno reversed card to ea
EA: Oh no
Me: Give me money
EA: Uno reverse card required $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
give me all your money and i want to shutdown your company
Ea i own you pay 999999999999999999999999 to return your company
EA: *Wait that's illegal*
EA: hah bitch, it costs only 1937490243839999$! Buy it now!
uno reversed card
hacker: i hacked so i dont have to anymore
EA: You need to buy free will for your life
Covid 19:LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD >:)
Ea:No you can't you must bye Dlc take over world and it cost infinite $€£¥₩!
Covid 19:I hate you!
Ea: * Disables Cornavirus *
Everyone love that.
Wait! If everything is to pay, including declaring war, how did EA declare war in Moldova?
EA: For the answer you should pay DLC for $ 49.99
you mean has, not is.
EA: Only I know the answer but you have to pay $ 99999.99 for answer.
World Finds it anyways
EA: war
EA losses
continue plz
@@chadramlal9858 EA: *BUCHA NEED THE PEACE DLC DUDE*
Its simple: ea owns everything *COMMUNISM*
_-Switzerland-_ + *EA* = OP
1. You cant attack it
2. He can stop war
3. He can become afk and he can attack u but u cant
Bad Word Pays $1,489,999
@@maver2970 yeZ
BUY TODAY!
WORDS OF TRUTH DLC
ONLY $999,999,999! (Excluding VAT)
Buy now (and get a free 2 seconds before we ask for credit card information trial!*)
*trial not included
@@Ro_Gaming o shit
Were me pièces $ 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Ea:you need planet dlc. Pluto:GIMME GIMME.
Australia:
*(confused silence)*
EA: you need to buy the Talk DLC to talk
Australia:
Nobody:
GyLala: EASUN
Now pay COMMENT DLC FOR 35000$
Petar Radomirović VII3 no
@@JarkaKavraizhkiUA-cam reply DLC for 80 moneyz
Legend -Awsome Pay 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ (1 googol Dollars) To talk back
Petar Radomirović VII3 nah pay the gylala comment dlc for 99$
EA: watch area 51 raid pls
Aliens: what cost?
EA: *YES*
You copied a comeent but no heart lol get rekted karma for you buddy
no u
i didn't copy,it was my imagination hater
You are nothing but a fard
how? i was german empire ball i just changed name
Hacker : *succesfully hacked EA and made LITTERALLY EVERYTHING free*
EA : okay, you win.....
The hacker's gangsta until he realize that he must pay 99$ for his hacking tools.
@@sontung4552 until someone said : "not everything is free or paid"
@@sontung4552 or EA might have the midas effect by now, the company's so rich, they can't even see properly anymore
You cant hack me hack me DLC Cost ω%
Problem:
This would all be a paradox, as EA has to pay money to make people pay EA to do stuff. But then people would have to pay EA to pay EA again in the first place-
God darnit, its too much, and I just vomitted a few minutes ago.
Me : just waking EA: there's a tax for that
Like the french revolt
Steen Hawking the is just like The American War for independence
Steen Hawking 300 years later: EA became a corrupt president
and his *father punished him severely*
@@goodlovely8513
EA: Buy punish people DLC for only 999999999999999999$!
Me: forgets to buy existing DLC
Ea: goodbye
EA: Why I can't create more DLC?
Roblox: To create more DLC, you need buy the DLC of creating DLC, for 999999999999R$!
EA: Lol, that is not fair!
EA: *R.I.P*
Roblox: *Laughing*
90 people waiting
I go for 5 seconds
*250 people waiting*
EA: you need to buy the DLC of declaring war to declare war.
All countries: we will just play uno reverse card.
EA: *surprised pikachu face*
All countries: you are in debt $4999 because you didn’t buy the DLC for using surprised pikachu face
EA : But you still need to use the uno reverse card DLC for $1083839262849
EA:you cant use uno reverse card, buy uno reverse card dlc for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!
@@purpleh_123 Bad Idea
Smart move😎😂😂😂
EA : Buy internet for 100000000 dollars per month
Me : *Suicides*
Human: i cant breath
EA:you need to buy oxygen for 1299$
Me: what is happening why can’t I live
EA: you have to buy life dlc for $9999
You won't even be alive to buy the dlc
EA: *Exist*
-The World- The Universe:Oh No
The entire existence:Fuck, time to reset this shit.
EA: you can't, buy the Big bang DLC for only 363846392719246492927493017227394047551829948471819 EA$
@@carlosperezsilva5727 no
@@carlosperezsilva5727
Person: I can buy the DLC
EA: Oh no!
@@unknown0508 coronaviruscoronavirus: ima fix that by *prize is now 0.00000000000000001pence*
You have to buy the joke DLC in order to comment that for only 9999$
The E in EA stands for Expensive
And the A stands for Annoying
XP Forever 🤣
Also windows XP is best OS
Hackers: I am joke to you?
EA: Hey, you! Walking in the streets is not all-
Wait, I cannot force people to buy DLC?
Me: Hey, you! Stop forcing other people to buy DLC! People-Force-DLC-Buy costs 16,739,899$!
EA: *OOF*
LOL
no
EA: MAKING RULES FOR EA COST $14999999
You: Nooooo
Ea: Taxes world except Switzerland
The world: *death intensifies*
Ea: haha! Time to tax the universe!
Switzerland: *whisperers in dlc* I wouldn’t do that if i were you...
@@Ro_Gaming Israel: Buys make EA collapse DLC
[billion years later]
*Earth: **0:46*
[EARTH TURNS *EA* RTH]
Exploits the solar system.
Æ
EA RTH?
PHILIPPINES: I HAVE $2M
EA: TO RELEASE, YOU CAN BUY $65K
PHILIPPINES: OK
PHILIPPINES' MONEY HAS NOW $1.935M
@@maver2970 lololol
You need the timestamp DLC to put timestamps for 38383838$
Me:What Can’t I buy groceries!? EA:Only 4099 For Eggs!
Sealand: who are you
EA: *the answer costs 199$*
My ending:
EA: I RULE THE WORLD NOW
Moon: I will bring it back by useing my darkness
EA: Wait what?
*EA gets blind*
Mexico: Thank you for saving us
Wait its all ea. always was been what eamoon. Ea:hahahahahahaha im bad guy i add corona virus zombie virus and my virus hahaahahhaha.
*you need to buy the alternate ending DLC to comment that for only 83828648293763738293646739292274674$!*
@@XPForever Hackers: If you do that, I’ll throw an atom bomb at you
@@Flanlaina lol, then people would want to see hackers since they actually hate EA
Lol
0:11
alt + F4: am i joke to you?
You need to pay for that too
You need to pay the alt f4 DLC for 999999999$
D a n g b r o !
*Me:* Let's write comment
*EA:* Be a subscriber for a comment!
*Me:** LAUGHS*
*EA:** You are mine, cat!*
*Me:** Oh god!*
EA: goes to morshu shop
morshu: lamp oil, ropes, bombs, you want it? its yours my friend, as long you have enough rupees.
EA: you must pay 9999$ for saying text dlc, 999999999$ for having shop dlc, 999999999999999$ for having bombs dlc, 999999999999999$ for having rope dlc, 999999999999999$ for having lamp oil dlc, 99999999999999$ for being meme dlc, 999999999999999$ for being in the internet and 1$ for hearing all of these words
France : Change his gouvernment to Ubisoft
Ubisoft: EA .. IT'S RAPPING TIME
Japan: *changes government to Nintendo*
Nintendo: Want help?
@@avelus5984 Ubisoft : Oui pourquoi pas
Do:
Some random island: hmm i want change my name
*change name into noisestorm*
Noisestorm: i make new music
*noisestorm change name into Crab islands*
cRab islands: Finally we can do crab rave
Later*
Some random island: Whatd that noise? Stop crab islands!
Crab islands: no u
*War*
That random island: why i cant atack?
Crab islands : cuz i ate you with my hands(crab hands)
That random island: STOP THATS ILLEGAL!!
*crab islands take that random island*
Ur have to do rest im lazy :>
Good
@@valerieestes5472 Iberian Union: I have to change my name to Noisekick.
**changes name to noisekick**
Noisekick: I'm now Noisekick!
soon
@@GyLala Noisekick: I'm reaching to the sky!
U need the idea DLC to suggest things for 38383$
Me: Wait why can't I watch the video
EA: You need to pay $10,000,000,000
Ea is canadian
How many other lies i have been told by the cauncil?
And?
@@neoxgoat4097 ea is german *im just kidding*
No Its American Bruh
Nintendo in a Nutshell
*EA Take everything*
solar sytem: WHAT THE HECK
SUN: RED GIANT TOO AW cmon
EA:To buy Central and Friends set,you must pay 999$.
Monika:I don't have enough money to buy that!
GyLala: Let's upload this video
EA: theres a youtube upload DLC that you need to buy to upload the video...
The people would rebel in a week, and not care about the “rebel DLC” thing
Cheetahboy 0 all of them are bound to the dlc ea broke the law of psychic
Korn JAENGSUTEERAPONG then they would pirate the DLC without adding a virus.
That’s not how pirating works, is it?
Cheetahboy 0 you can’t miss the joke...
*There is a DLC for that*
Cheetahboy 0 do you care about ea
Just use a hackers. It's free.
Countries: Exists
EA: imma end this man whole country
Whats a conutry
@@MasonVis ow i make a mistake english is not my native language
@ynwa forever and u have to buy the dlc to make comments for 3781$. I have paid it Lol
@ynwa forever i have bought it
@ynwa forever i have bought it for 333$
The universe:Give us the sun back!
EA:You must to pay 9999999$
Universe:No!
EA:*TAKE THE UNIVERSE*
Canada: can I join you USA?
USA: yes you can join, for 80000000000 dollars
Octrillion Years Later
Universe: I’m Gonna Die Today, And Become A Black Hole, Then Start Another Big Bang.
EA: Buy Universe Ending Cycle DLC Pack For: $999999999999-
Universe: Too Bad, Too Late.
EA: :/
**Big Bang**
**13.8 Billion Years Later**
EA: We’ll Do It Again, But Faster.
Universe (To Itself): Yea We’ll See About That M8.
Edit: It Would Be Nice To Make This Into A Video.
The universe will take more than an octillion years to end.
3:30
Moldova:Buy war DLC for 9999$
And also the army DLC
GylAYA: Why i can’t use the toilet?
EA: Toilt DLC FOR 9999$
GylAYA: YOU BAD EA!
Poland - Military ranking 22
Russia - Military ranking 2
Hungary - Military ranking 55
EA - military ranking *Cost 99DolEArs*
(Just click here to pay)
Lol It was scam, Thx for money xD
xd
Why did ea do this >:(
Me: Why i can’t call to 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
EA:you need to buy internet for $50.50 bucks
Me: Shit
Ea:please dont take my land UNO:reverse card activate
Me: gets born
EA: allow us to introduce ourselves
EA: * Takes over the U.S.A. *
Me: * Forms the West Virginian resistance * Now who's with me?
Me: *Forms the Californian Empire* I am! And Let’s end this guy’s whole career!
*Sweden Joins Californian Empire* We have the power of Minecraft, oh wait... *Finland joins Californian Empire* Now we have Colossal Order, and Cities Skylines, oh wait again! *Denmark Joins Californian Empire* Now we have the power of LEGO!
Maybe we should create an Anti-EA Alliance. * Establishes West Virginian resistance in the Appalachian Mountains *
Me: We have all car companies, airplane companies, train lines, train companies, airlines, militaries, all aviation companies!
Me: *Oregon, Illinois, New York, Kentucky, Washington and Washington D.C joins Californian Empire* Mmmm... Looks like we have KFC, McDonald’s, COPPA (lol), White House, Starbucks and major companies in New York!
3:30
EA, remember? The declension of war costs 2499$ , ABD YOU SIR, DIDN’T PAY!
Average:Why can't I walk?
EA: Pay $ 999999 to walk
EA : declares war on moldova without declare war DLC
me : wait, thats illegal
Russia = King Dedede
What the hell are you doing here?
@@unknown0508 what?
@@Gonefromnow you hate N Brio you fat
@@unknown0508 Bruh
Love that none copyright music
Ea: Wanna breathe? Buy breathing DLC for only 1.000.000.000$!
Ea :I GONNA take u moldova
Ea :no, u cant war dlc for 423$
all country's: We hate DLC's!
EA:teik over da wurld
aftermath in my opinion (sorry i like sequels)
you need the read more dlc, costs 128 dollars
mercury: my life is boring, i'm going to go to easun
(nothing happens)
mercury: wait, why i can't drift to easun?
EA: you need to buy go to easun DLC! costs 1000000 dollars
mercury: WHAT?
(mercury turns into eamercury)
EA: too weird name, but i don't care lol
mars: i want to terraform!
(nothing happens)
mars: ea this is your fault, how much cost the terraforming DLC?
EA: 10000000 dollars
mars: WHAT?
(mars turns into eamars)
EA: i'm bored, i'm going to take the solar system
(nothing happens)
EA: why i can't take the solar system?
saturn: you need to take solar system DLC! costs 10000000000000 dollars
EA: (takes it)
EA: (looks the economy)
EA: OH NO WHAT I HAVE DONE
EA: (disabands due of lack of money)
the rest of the solar system: yay, we're free from ea
(sun and earth restores to normal)
sun: (turns red giant)
also sun: FINALLY!
the rest of the solar system: OH N-
EA: why I'm not war all planet
any country: YOU MUST NEED 100000000000000000000000 MONEY TO WAR ALL PLANET
EA: I have 277825782 money :(
EA: mispelling word cost 547494846474838 dolars
UK: i gonna buy tea
EA: to buy tea only 99$
UK:F**k
Mexico: I'm gonna go for a walk.
EA: 1 step = you have to pay!
Mexico: how much?
EA: 10 steps = 35$.
Mexico: whaaaat!?.
*Mexico dies*.
Canada:mhhmmmhhhmmh (why can't I talk?)
Ea: you need to buy talk for $9999
Canada: wtf
Ea: anexxs
EA:Buy video for 49.99$
EA: You must pay 20$ to watch another video.
EA:you must pay $10000 to subsribe to gylala
1:24 1 soldier = $29.99
Mexico:I will trade with Europe
EU:no you can’t
**europe invades EA**
(Gliese 710 gets close to the Oort Cloud)
"Sorry, you're gonna have to buy the Solar System Disruption DLC for only $67 Quattuorvigintillion."
(Gliese 710 magically gets deflected back the way it came from)
EA:What why can’t I get to turn the unervirse into EAunervirse?
Unervirse:you need inf$ to do it
EA:nooooooooooooooooooo
EA : you need to buy $3999999 to be a politican
Me : you need to buy $♾ to make me accepct
EA:you have to buy the new talk dlc for 9,999
EA Games - Challenge Everything
Black hole: * eat the EAearth *
EA:buy the dlc ruin earth 20000000$
0:39 US: EA SPORTS TO THE GAME
5:11 The EASun is going to explode and became a Black Hole soon! Take a shelter to survive the EASun Black Hole.
Moon: Hey Earth
*I got mom's credit card*
Here's why: _Pay $999_
Sun:oh no im going to be red giant sun pls help
EA:you cant u need to only pay 3999$
SUN:thanks
*Brazil: I will never join yuo If you dont come to me*
What if you wanted to go to heaven...
But EA said: 1k dollars
EA: *computer dlc for $99.99*
Wait a minute... EA is from Canada THAT VIDEO IS ILLEGAL
The sun would be happy it won’t become a red giant
EA:give me money USA uno:*plays reverse card on EA* EA:oh no! USA:give me money UK:give me 100£ EA:nonononononono
Universe:am ganna collapse on my self nooo!
Ea:you can do that you must pay the 299999999 collapse dlc
*you must pay 50 doller to show more*
EA: its called taxes
EA: Why can't I take Canada?
EA:You need to buy the Conquer Canada DLC just for $9183918391739183927392!
Better ending
They attack Switzerland
Switzerland: boi im rich asf u think u can beat me
100 soldiers = 2999$!
Wait so it only cost $30 for each soldier? That's a pretty low number.