Nah man, he got the dry calamari to balance out the totally sauced calamari in his mouth. That is obviously the move whenever you lose one in the sauce.
That calamari bit. Man, you got some weird vices, bud. From being a detective about it to never trying calamari and refusing to ever. Love this podcast.
i don’t think i’ve ever known of someone who’s as neurotic as me until i heard chris’ stories like the calamari one. i have never related to something/someone more just constantly watching and observing and thinking about EVERYTHING.
Chris is often my spirit animal, but he's never been more my spirit animal than when he got pissed off about the calamari incident.... I FEEL THIS MAN IN A REAL WAY.
man I wish he would come to Naples or Fort Myers FL! I can't travel to the cities he comes to in FL. But , this podcast is everything, I feel like I get a live show every week.
I'm in Florida and it finally got semi cold here. If it stays like this for Christmas time, I might start getting excited about Christmas. But when it's too hot, I just can't get into the Christmas Spirit.
Its shocking that he hasn't realised this... He put the 3rd calamari into his mouth sauceless because he already over sauced the second. He was chewing the over sauced calamari and ate the other one raw dog to balance out the sauce to calamari ratio. That Dad knows what the fuck he doing, Chris.
It really does feel like it’s episode 147 ever single time
Brayden Hardcastle lmao
Right
The hat segment might be my favorite thing to ever grace this podcast.
There’s not another human being alive that could make that calamari story funny lmao
100%
It’s too funny
Bill DElia literally got lost in the sauce. What a family
Oh, would you look at that... it’s silly goose o’clock
Don't let Courtney Pong find out. She'll shut that shit downnnnnn sonnnnn.
Yep I'm down
S-good
🤪🦆🕓
Chris laughing at his own jokes is the best 🤣
Chris is the only person who can complain about people complaining and make it entertaining
Kam y’gah’boyf?
K y’rapper now?
This man goes to coffee shops when he has a Starbucks in his house
He doesn’t use the one in his house because the workers are racist and this is something Chris does not tolerate
Cuz it's racist.
"I don't do things until I've regret that I haven't done them" best words to live by
The ‘ehhhh’ he does 25:37 right after he sees deakle, has me dying lmao I’m rewatching that shit 10 times a day
"Uh oh" is my txt msg sound. Everyone's loving it. Thank you chris d'elia
Raining outside-- ✔
Videogames-- ✔
Congratulations podcast-- ✔
YyyyyyyyEEES. Life rips AGAIN dude
Sounds like the best day ever
"Speaking of You, I'm gonna be in You."
Well, that's agressive.
turn 'round
Kay
Make your burger sideways
Get captured
I'm definitely calling my Christmas tree a Subaru this year
*walks in with half his shirt tucked in*
Me: this is gonna be a good episode
I’m just here for a silly goose time and that’s it
What up
@@PurifiedSmith you got the time?
Nick Canons fantastic
You have come to the best place, want to buy a hat?
s'free cunsh so do whatever you please!
God I love his angry rants. I try to picture him like 90 years old in a track suit just yelling about some random thing. EPIC!
This Podcast, is the ONLY thing I’m on time for.
SATX
Matthews Life Crisis your priorities are in order
I'm here for the cash app and that's it
We all lose ourselves in the sauce at one point or another
right, and then you go no sauce to balance it out.
“Like a Gatling gun” had me on the floor
S'a scatling gun.
Nearly pissed myself laughing
Imagine a 5’6” guy wearing one of these hats 😂😂
Elchido20 Favorite part of this episode 😂
Elchido20 haha that had me cracking up as well
Aka Brendan shlonb
Chris “school bus ornaments” D’elia
Savannah Frame y’gah’boyf?
Nah man, he got the dry calamari to balance out the totally sauced calamari in his mouth. That is obviously the move whenever you lose one in the sauce.
A man has to respect ratios..
The way it’s been done for generations
@@armandkohandani6553 If not the ratios, then what is left?!
“H&M, Holy Moly”
When Chris drops a new congrats video, sorry everything else.. my hands are tied now.
Bags & Dahnless should definitely be a clothing line lol
Ms. Pong got up on stage and said "I will be giving refunds to the 4 paying customers and it doesn't make ahhhh denttt"
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE SILLY GOOSE MERCH YET
It is now.
Chris is going to be in his 50's saying "When i finally get around to having kid its going to be great"
…………….
Almost crapping your pants stories are the best.
that Christmas tree pointing bit had me crying lool
Sam Miller I rewinded it like 20 times 😂🤣 he does his grandfathers voice so good.
This is the first episode I listened to twice... I need more silly goose time during my week.
Chris D'elia doesn't have a nickname because he's raw and what y'see is what y'get
He's not wrong about H&M, that shit rips as soon as you exit the store.
Adil Kiyani life rips good. H&M rips.
Nothing is funnier than when he cracks himself up.
How does Chris make even his ads so funny😂??
PLEASE COME BACK CHRIS I MISS YOU
please buy one of those hats holy shit im dying😂
HaileyJayne27 y’gah’boyf?
I’m here for a silly goose time with the youngest man ever
8:54 and 56:23 I love how much fun he has. He’s doing life right
love his 3 year old baby voice 💜 and his british accent lol so over the top but i love ittttttt
Yo being told how to decorate a Christmas tree from someone across the room pointing is my childhood. Real shit Fam.
THEEERE!
That calamari bit. Man, you got some weird vices, bud. From being a detective about it to never trying calamari and refusing to ever. Love this podcast.
the German guy in the tik tok is saying "hahaha I have my own planet now"
That's so cute
Chris "i dont have a nickname because im raw and what you see is what you get" D'elia is back baby
TMP babies where you at?
Gotta say i recently found your comedy loved it, and i ended up here. Great job on these podcasts great stuff .
Someone do an edit where they count how many times he says "you know?" 😂😂
Brayden Scholb owns 4 of those hats because he dresses like a 19 year old.
I'm 19 and that hurt me real hard ;(
So Brayden is a fan of Chris D'elia
J Markov I can confirm, as I just turned
Which hat the propeller one?
Brendan is a chris fan
H&M standing for "holy moly it's gonna rip" is one of the funniest things I've heard all week bc it's so relatable
Wen u were talking about your dad and the calamari I was dying
i don’t think i’ve ever known of someone who’s as neurotic as me until i heard chris’ stories like the calamari one. i have never related to something/someone more just constantly watching and observing and thinking about EVERYTHING.
Jason Momoa for sure owns one of those hats
I remember my esl teacher used to call us lil kids silly gooses😂😂😂
“You can’t get mad at me, I’m Jewish” 😂😂😂😂
Going into Seinfeld territory with the calamari bit.
dude we need you back. please.
I finally figured it out. Chris talks like an Italian gangsta minus the Italian and gangsta part
MrJbauch Nailed it
He is s'talian tho
Christmas vs Holiday tree? Nope.
Calamari Sauce Etiquette Debate of 2019? YYYYYUP!
I knew some shit was gonna go down when he walked into frame with the sweatpants on.
13:08 I watched this part a 100 times
They should make a hat called Silly Goose Time cause that's all we're here for.
Man a ten minute pod now a days would make so much money
I had to pause the bit about the hats. I was laughing so hard. I could not catch my breath. Lmao
Chris is often my spirit animal, but he's never been more my spirit animal than when he got pissed off about the calamari incident.... I FEEL THIS MAN IN A REAL WAY.
Much luh from broward county, Fl (Hollywood) 💂🏽♂️🔥
Scottie M ahahaha and? Lmaoo your facial hair sucks 🤷🏾♂️ but that’s life
Greatest Gooring Bros ad of all time..
*Points At Tree* RIGHT DERRRRRRE!
I am so grateful for this laughter you bestow upon me 💚
man I wish he would come to Naples or Fort Myers FL! I can't travel to the cities he comes to in FL. But , this podcast is everything, I feel like I get a live show every week.
The most german guy ever says:
"I have my own planet now"
mimi. kry y’gah’boyf?
@@solidusmusique mmmh'pretty sure he does.
I’m sure he put no sauce on the third calamari to compensate for too much sauce on the second one.
11:50 best bit
"maximum flip" is so relatable xD
True Babies Checkin’ in S’early!
My grandma just asked who this young man is and pinched his cheeks.
I can see why Chris is so funny 🤣 His family's hilarious!
I'm in Florida and it finally got semi cold here. If it stays like this for Christmas time, I might start getting excited about Christmas. But when it's too hot, I just can't get into the Christmas Spirit.
I can’t wait til Goran hats is a sponsor and Chris has to do the “I love them, I wear them on the road” thing. 🤣
Literally was shitting my upset stomach brains out as you started talking about painting the walls lmfao 🤣
To the 'four paying customers' - I lolled
Can't wait until Nov. 30 got my tickets to the late show, my babies!
First 5 minutes had me dyin 😭 watching the whole thang now ✌🏼
That poop story at the end has me sitting cracking up in the middle of a restaurant ALONE dude
Just getting better and better!
This episode RIPPED baby
Those jokes at the Roslindale comedy club sound hilarious though 😂 and I'm a female.
Agreed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I laughed
Chris “looks to his upper left a lot” DELIa
dying at the hats fckn hilarious
I wish I could crack myself up as much as Chris can himself lol
Dude....it REALLY has felt like episode 147 forever. I’ve been listening since week one and the 140s have somehow lasted the longest.
Because of Chris !
I only workout my shoulders !
as a 19 year old virgin i really needed to hear that anecdote about being a 19 year old virgin
Miss you man
2:37 a lot of people don't know this but Chris doesn't have a nickname because he's raw and what you see is what you get
The hats part made me laugh out loud dude omg
56:00 the Gatling Gun cracked me up
Thank the Gods for a silly goose time today.
Chris “I care-amari too much about calamari” D’elia
mmmmm not one of the best
Its shocking that he hasn't realised this...
He put the 3rd calamari into his mouth sauceless because he already over sauced the second. He was chewing the over sauced calamari and ate the other one raw dog to balance out the sauce to calamari ratio. That Dad knows what the fuck he doing, Chris.