Our Coffee Machine is Racist.
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- Опубліковано 1 сер 2017
- It's time we put a stop to the bigotry and hate coming from the coffee machine.
CAST
Ian Hecox
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak Jr.
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed by Ryan Todd
Written by: Ryan Finnerty, Monica Vasandani, Cole Hersch
Created by Joe Bereta & Ryan Todd
Produced by Ryan Todd
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Director of Photography: John Hale
Editor: Nick Agich
Senior Producer: Alex Hluch
Line Producer: Michelle Holman
Associate Producer: Garrett Palm
Production Manager: Andy Garwig
First Assistant Director: Kristina Nikolic
Production Designer: Taylor Frost
Art Assist: Keri Palmetto
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Assistant Camera: Nick Goto
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Key Grip: Justin Thatcher
Sound: Greg Jones
Hair & Makeup: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lindsay Hamilton
DIT/Media Management: Taylor Cutler
Script Supervisor: Talia Brahms
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Behind-the-Scenes: Phil Mohr, Richard Keith
Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
Colorist: Mike Burton
Production Assistant: Jordan Rockower - Комедії
Man I need a coffee now
me too
and a toast
Smosh Olivia same
Smosh Olivia Same here
Jr_OF stfu
In this video:
Noah was high
Courtney...wasn't.
Oliva was semi-normal
Keith was a normal human
Shayne was a mood.
Ian is black.
Seems like a normal Smosh video to me
Oliva isn't even black 😂
IAN IS BLACK
IAN IS BLACK
IAN IS BLACK
Wait Olivia stuffed toast in her pockets.. semi normal?
@@ryanlovesespresso7903 Yeah, she's Asian, I'm pretty sure. I don't want to be offensive.
"Ian, you're black!"
*top 10 anime plot twist*
Whaat
joonies_ moonjournal along with the fact that it’s hard to be a white American male
NANI!????!?
I thought he was a mexican ghost
Just like the " MY GIRLFRIEND IS A FURRY "
"I'm saving my personalty for camera" is such a great line.
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Guess I'll do it
Alex Grettir Hlynsson lol I’ll comment as aswell now it is 362
I always thought it was cameron
@@94827. I don’t get it?
I want to like but ur at 666 likes.
I JUST noticed the board behind Noah says Ideas to Drive Shayne Insane and the coffee machine idea is circled
😁😁yes,just now I noticed it
What really? I'll have to watch it again I guess😂
Thank you 😂
You hit 1,000 likes congrats
Holy shit you’re right
“Do you know how hard it is to be a white man in America?!” 😂
I know right that was hilarious 😆
Uh I can't have spicy food!
"For instance:! well....uh..."
It’s easy to be anything in America now lmao. I’m glad it’s finally balanced
@@heyheyheychocolaterain3058 Ahahaha, "balanced". Even some or most white people calls black people the n word and even religion can't be in the United States or some countries.
Shayne gets the award for best freak out session
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Noah are you high
He starts jamming out to his piano
You dont want to know who sold it to him
Ben The UA-camr
Dom
White
Ben The UA-camr Dominick your white
Ben The UA-camr
Dominick your white
Kindergarten
*someone blinks*
Noah: CAFFEINE IS A DRUG
3:18 *how it feels to chew 5 gum*
_stimulate your senses_
Very good job
Yess
Oh my Lord
YAS
*Shayne's freakout session was like a two year old when their mom said no when they asked for a toy at Wal-Mart.*
You just wasted your time reading this. Omg😂😂😂
Lalalala Lalalala damn why you gotta call me out like that lol
@@lexiisdrowning4566 that is just OP's name
Luno ochoa I wasn’t replying to the original comment tho...
@@lexiisdrowning4566 i know im saying he didnt call you out he was saying op's name
When he couldn’t come up with reasons why it’s hard to be a white man in America 😂
I could come up with a couple of reasons
@@CurlyTheIV what would those reasons be?
@@ChosenDiscipleOfTheLasagnaGods Just named em.
@@CurlyTheIV Oh, if you mean that I asked you what the reasons are and my asking is the said reason, I didn't mean it to be accusatory. I'm genuinely curious to see how other people view the world differently.
@@ChosenDiscipleOfTheLasagnaGods then you must be blind
Next video: My StOvE iS sExIsT aGaInSt MaLeS
Oh wait, I just don't know how to cook...
GoldenPotato21 lol
Wow, did u burn the cereal again?
"My cabinet is homophobic, I cAn't sEE mY fOoD"
"You didn't open it..."
Did everyone see the whiteboard? It said "ideas to drive Shayne insane" and one of the ideas said "make Shayne think the coffee......"
Zinat CherryDorbs when
Yeees!! I just realized it now!!!... the coffee machine is alive
The whole board:
Ideas to Drive Shayne Insane
- Make him question his sexuality
- Make him think he's adopted
- Make him think the coffee machine is alive
- Switch his clothes to a size smaller
- Switch protein bars with Kälteen bars
Ziant CherryDorbs i saw it
Zinat CherryDorbs it said make shayne think the coffee machine is alive
Ian: gold coffee
Noah: wait, there was gold coffee coming out of the machine?
Ian: no are you high?
Noah: plays high note
I died
As high as a kite
Noah said your telling me the coffee machine brews gold
Im dieing help call an ambulance hahahahahhahahaha oh god im dieing plz help me :dies of laughter:
Noah was definitely high in this video.
Shayne is the literal meaning of extra😂
I think Noah’s scenes in this vid r the funniest thing lol
Exactly 😂
Q
Fo real bro Noah is hilarious
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@@domersftw1503 wtf
Shayne was a good choice for Smosh
Edit: there I spelled his name right. Calm down.
+Dmitri Petrov you must be so cool with that kind of vocabulary
Because he's a good actor dumbfuck.
*Shayne
i agree. he is really dedicated
imkindahungry04364 true
"Caffeine is a drug!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't u smoke a load of weed?!?!?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Duffster 😂😂😂😂
What he said:caffine is a drug
What he means:caffine is bad for you
Lol best part
*repeatedly plays one note one the piano*
A bunch*
"I don't want coffee. I like empty cups. There's a hopefulness to empty cups. You can put anything in them. God bless." *walks away*
Downright my favorite part of this video! XD
Ian is like that one kid who wants to get involved with all drama.
_High Guy: I don't drink coffee._
*_There's a cup of coffee on his desk._*
That is Noah and he is apart of the Smosh crew
Mr. Snowmaam You don't know who Noah is
Did you just say high guy
We can tell ur not a true fan
It’s noah
Ryuta
I was joking... I really don’t care if he’s a fan or not
@@roomtemparatureicebag2013 oh my bad then
Shane’s freakout is my mood
SparklingGarbage l-/ ! Luv your profile pic and name
4 months and 145 likes,1 REPLY AAAAAA
SparklingGarbage l-/ ! Its Shayne
Wait so you scream in the bathroom while peeing?
SparklingGarbage l-/ ! I just was like what freak out then Shane started screaming in my ear
Okay, so when the crowd shouted "Ian is black" i remember we were at a birthday party and me and my little brother were playing with my dog. And i remembered the crowd saying "Ian is black" so i said "Ian is black" and my brother didn't know what i was talking about so he said "Ian is black" with me too and i still remember that memory to this day.
*I gotta admit that was a "Cha cha real smooth" for me when my little brother chanted that with me*
Ian got handed the n word pass by a coffee machine. Damn...
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@@domersftw1503 interesting
n word pass?
the answer was literally right behind Noah
I see it!
"Ideas to make Shayne Insane" and then circled in red underneath "make him think coffee machine is alive"
😂
😂
Remy Foeller omg
@@mellfield4371 I saw, "make black coffee"
@@shammiakther7069 where
2:13
Look at the bottom right there a coffee cup on Noah’s desk
3:21 me dying in flappy bird
3:14 me beating a geometry dash level
LOL IF I BEAT A GD LEVEL MY REACTION WOULD BE:
crying with joy
Or you raging on stereo madness
Wait, cancel and go aren’t the same???
alissa _923 r/whoosh
🤣🤣
@alissa _923 uùuuuuhhhhhhhh
alissa _923 it’s literally a joke .
@alissa _923 r/whoosh
I love how immediately Noah starts to describe getting rid of a body when Shayne says he needs his help
Hi
Yeah lmfao
It's like watching College humor.
But better.
I’m sorry I cannot like this comment sir, the exact reasoning behind this is because the number of people who have liked this comment is at 69
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Belera
Domera
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There both great
Omg yes! I expected Trapp to come out and make coffee
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
Noah:Wait. your telling me the coffe brues gold?!?! Ian:What? No...are you high?
Jack Ericksen brews
Noah*
I just realized the whiteboard behind Noah says, "Ideas to drive Shayne Insane" and one of them is "Make him think the coffee machine is racist." lol
Another one is, "Switch his clothes to a size smaller."
"Switch protein bars with ???"
"Make him think he's adopted."
That One Fangirl oml I never noticed this
That One Fangirl it says "Make him think the coffee machine is alive." Not racist.
If you look on the whiteboard in Noah’s office/room/idk what to call it, it says, ‘Ideas to drive Shayne INSANE.’ One of the ideas is to ‘Make Shayne think the coffee machine is racist.’ lol
IT DOSE
omg, that's amazing
Technic Broom it says "Alive"
Iam SMM put the speed at it slowest, go to 1:11 and watch. it says "Make shayne think the coffee machine is ALIVE"
@@jorkinthepeanits he misinterpreted what you said he assumed you were trying to say that they said alive instead of drive
instead of what you actually meant
2:11
Noah: you're telling me the coffee machine brews gold
Ian: what, no are you high
Noah: *piano*
3:19 he already has enough energy to go without coffee
"Caffeine is a drug!"
Shayne : under his breath* Dont you smoke weed?
Noah: Coffee is a drug
Few minutes later
Me : sees cup of coffee on table
3:19 when my mom wakes me up for Monday
Its racist towards blondes
You right
Wes8761 your supposed to start that joke by saying. how do you kill a blond?
Exactly what I was thinking
what about blonde babes?
y
i died when she said god bless
SAME 😂😂😂
Why
Lmao
@@heloo3407 because a guy gave her money and thought she was a beggar
Catsu Surname u noooooo i asked why she/he died
This skit was all around funny. What broke me was the second scene with Courtney was expressing the emptiness of the cup, and on POINT the money was dropped. Quick humor people. Set up, and a brilliant delivery. Well done!!
When you realize this is the first skit video to not have the shut up opening since its inception…
How do I set Shayne's screaming to be my new ringtone???
download the video and edit it out and put it on your phone
we have to same username
Nice profile pic
Heavy Duty easier with android
Zedge
IAN IS BLACK IAN IS BLACK IAN IS BLACK
Teah Peterson lmao what
So that means that Ian's son is really Ian's son!
He actually is though
hes not black hes OJ
He's not black
We need more videos like this, not the "Every Blank Ever".
I like every blank ever. It hilarious
The first real Smoffice sketch. I loved these.
"Can you get me coffee couse your black??" Omfg
Ashlyn the Banana cause*
You’re*
IAN IS BLACK IAN IS BLACK
"Can you get me coffee cause you're black??"
Omfg
Noah’s beat on his little keyboard was pretty dope I have to admit
Tornado Shredder ur high then
Bro are you high?
-Are you high?!
-(🎹playing piano )
“There’s a hopefulness to an empty cup” -Courtney America
IF NOAH DOSEN'T DRINK COFFEE THEN WHY IS THERE COFFEE ON HE'S DESK
Maybe tea or chocolate
He is high and forgot about hes not drinking coffee
Maybe some tea
I object
WAIT WHAT
2:19 when your mom gets you an iPad Pro 12.9 inch with Apple pencil
Lolollllolollolololol
Can’t relate 😂
Or an iPhone 8 that doesn’t have a headphone jack
@@x.shadows4896 or
adrian - ikr I had that exact thing happen lolol
This is genuinely one of my favorite Smosh sketches ever.
Even the coffee machine is protesting black lives matter!
This should be top comment
Wow thanks!
Reminds me of the time a soda machine wouldn't take my pennies.
Happened to me at a hotel
The vending machine wouldn't take my quarters
what are pennies and quarters,is that a western thing?
Blood Fire Drake
Yes, it's part of American currency. Dollars and cents as opposed to yens or pounds.
yea it wouldnt take my penis either
Are you a Jew?
Last time on “The Office”
HAHAHH MEE
This is better than the office
GambitTheMilky stop
Bobby does everything yessssss!
Bobby does everything vxvxbZ bxxXxzzzvXvAa
I was wondering why this sketch was so funny and then I saw that Cole Hersch wrote it. Makes sense now.
Where's he from
One question, wth did I just watch?
So no one is gonna comment about how impressive the visuals were in this this video? Because they were fuckin' good!
_ WhereWolf_Engine _ yeah it was great
don't like the bad language I need some connection to clarify
they were really good
So this is what happens when daddy doesn't get his juse...
Kalen Lape lol
Juse*
I would press like, but 69 is too fitting
Kalen Lape 😤 you get me
Caffeine.. is a drug! (Yells) -Noah Grossman
Wow Shayne...you need some advil or something?
The Kenergy Shayne has in this skit is next level
Crap... I think my fridge is racist too cause it doesn't give me coffee.
A refrigerator can't give you coffee.
Super Nitro Z64 it was obviously a joke
GamingMonster did you try pressing go?
Super Nitro Z64 yeah
JovYa Galaxy have you hear of sarcasm?
A video where Shayne is the main character is great
UnitatoPlayz he's the only good one of the new group
+Fiesta Warrior True Though.
Shayne suit this kind of character I know.
But only good one? Well i don't know about that .
I mean they all are funny in their own way so.
How did i get this much likes
IAN IS SO CHILL IN THIS VIDEO
4:35 this part was so funny! 😂 He only followed 95% of instructions by pressing CANCEL at the end!
Wake up, it’s time for coffee.
Take a shower, it’s time for coffee.
Go to work, it’s time for coffee.
Get fired, it’s time for coffee,
and by 5 o’clock, it should be time for coffee.
Lol tic tok
Anthony Smith Vlogs
Yep.
It’s Anthony Smith Cooking
4 some reason the fact that your user name is draco malfoy makes this so much better
Never thought Draco would drink muggle drinks.
This... Feels very Shane... Did he write this?
Kor O'Connell ikr
yeah screaming has become shane's signature
5:37 It took him so long to get a coffee and he wasted the coffee
"There's a hopefulness to an empty cup, you can put anything in it". Best wisdom Courtney gives in this skit.
This is starting to look like College Humor
Who cares they're both awesome
They both USED to be awesome, now they're like this
I still think College Humor is great. Smosh has gotten progressively worse but picking back up. I wouldn't say any of the 2 channels were ever "bad."
KianWasHere genuinely thought I was watching a college humor video
And I I was wondering why everyone was commenting about Smosh
True
i'm here to report a missing shut up intro
OH MY GOSH! THEY DIDN'T DO IT!
Gaming With Shark Fin its because this video was ment for Facebook but then they posted it on youtube
How in hell did I not notice that!?
I didn't even notice!!!!
I didn't even notice!
i wish they'd make more of these style sketches, they're so much funnier and creative and well done
have I news for you
All the people who disliked this video have no sense of humor
I love the entire Smosh squad but Shayne and Ian carry the group in every skit, even when they have smaller roles
To be fair, they do spend most of their time censoring Shayne's dick
Anthony and Ian on there own were the best...
I like the others acting as well mostly
Shayne and ian have a bit more experience in acting than the others
Ethan Warren sure they were. If you preferred boring skits with no fun at all, they were. I much more prefer the smosh squad, because they can hold their own, without being dependent one on another.
Yep
Shayne i think its broken because you tryed getting munge from a coffee machine
The Giving Groot 715 Nice
Daddy needed his juse.
Scrofar Daddy needs his munge
the same coffee machine later helps a man to avoid GoT spoilers.
Honestly, my favorite Smosh sketch.
damm collegehumor has gotten waay better
wait
Next reply os gay
Is*
*_wAIT_*
i came here from a collegehumor video
I like this skit more than the older ones because there's some sophistication to these somehow. Idk but I just get the vibe
jamel dill same
Yeah I think this is the best skit there has been for a while.
Because there's an actual plot and it's not just like a bunch of mini skits in one video
jamel dill I liked this video because I have no fucking clue what the fuck is happening
it's more of a college humor vibe
Courtney's attitude in this video is sooooo relatable and funny. All of her lines are awesome
There’s a hopefulness to a empty cup “drops something in” god bless
I'm okay with any kind of changes but... The " SHUT UP " intro 💔
Jeez the roots were just picked now
RJ Dolls same
I think we're all with you on that
RJ Dolls exactly :(
SHUT UP :'(
This video is completely directionless and I love it.
ace platypus ikr
That's happened to me before!
ace platypus It was a great video because it was different from what (new) Smosh usually does, would be perfect of it wasn't for that "White privelge" speech
I just imagine Shayne apologizing profusely and making sure Keith, Olivia, Flitz, and anyone other POC in the office was okay with this skit😂
Ian is the most powerful person from Smosh because he can legally say the n word
This would be funnier if the coffee machine WAS ACTUALLY racist, that's the only difference this and college humor has
Coffee Machine 🅱️roke
UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A NICE DAY!
kalamala Cow🅱elly dabbing on the subscribers
better than the actual video
TheOrangeMamba
AYYY Cow🅱️elly
*UNDERSTANDABLE*
Honestly this is one of my FAVORITE sketches you guys have made. Thank you!
2:50 Everyone clapping for the coffee machine 😂😂😂
Why was Ian in Noah’s room?
Office
Why was noah in MY ROOM HUH
Cuz Ian is black
IAN IS BLACK, IAN IS BLACK, IAN IS BLACK!
abfg616 No he's African
He's black from the belt down
abfg616 Ian is Hispanic
.-. Really niga
abfg616 😂😂😂
Everyone: Ian is black!
X-Treme sleepover: excuse me what
3:30 dude perfect be like
**drinks 1 sip of coffee...**
**throws it out**
It hits me
O w O
GamerComedies - Roblox Minecraft Adventures you don’t play minecraft it says on your channel
Can we have more videos with Shayne and Ian please!?!?
1:16 it says make shayne think the coffee machine is rasist
Shayne: “I’d appreciate it if we didn’t tell anybody else about this.”
Keith: “I already called HR.”
Shayne: “I completely understand.”
😂
I love how this shows how good of actors everyone in smosh is
Especially Shayne
Julien Huang I don't think he had to act
Shayne is my favourite I love his sense of humour
Badger God He was in disney channel.