DOUCHEY RICH KID GETS WHAT HE DESERVES..

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  • Thanks for watching today's video, DOUCHEY RICH KID GETS WHAT HE DESERVES..
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    today i decided to tell a story about a spoiled rich kid who definitely got owned Dr. Phil style.
    Hi, I'm scrubby and I make a storytime video everyday about life stories. I have plenty of crazy life stories that will entertain you if you. If you want more turn on notifications! I upload funny storytime videos everyday. reddit stories story time my story animated austin

КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @psychophoenix5437
    @psychophoenix5437 4 роки тому +804

    That kid who defused a fight with a single fart is a legend

  • @apesing7477
    @apesing7477 3 роки тому +254

    If this guy is gonna snitch and cry, then you might aswell give him a reason to cry.
    *-grandma of the year.*

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 3 роки тому +512

    It’s so funny how kids say “I have money” but it’s actually their parents

  • @waky751
    @waky751 3 роки тому +70

    "When you're a kid you get along better with other kids" As a kid, no.

    • @paindroid1619
      @paindroid1619 3 роки тому +5

      You profile pictures makes it better

    • @RehabProjectSRCB
      @RehabProjectSRCB 3 роки тому +5

      Yup, because kids suck, but they generally are just jerks, they don't steal your gf or by, wife or husband, get you fired, key your car, stab, shoot, or hurt you, they just call you fat and ugly.

    • @jamesonbarnett8868
      @jamesonbarnett8868 3 роки тому

      I am a kid

    • @Acromeno3301
      @Acromeno3301 3 роки тому

      @@RehabProjectSRCB I'm a kid, but u ok?

    • @RehabProjectSRCB
      @RehabProjectSRCB 3 роки тому +3

      @@Acromeno3301 I'm great, you being a kid doesn't change my statement. Kids suck, they are often cruel, manipulative, and consummate liars.

  • @void1sm611
    @void1sm611 3 роки тому +647

    "FOUR EYES! FOUR EYES!"
    "Well, Billy, at least I don't have 4 dads."

  • @simonfozzy8061
    @simonfozzy8061 4 роки тому +77

    "Raised by people who buy art or whatever" Best line.

    • @hog-xu4fb
      @hog-xu4fb 4 роки тому +1

      Woah I read that as he said that

    • @braydenlawhon1125
      @braydenlawhon1125 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @macsimpson1025
      @macsimpson1025 4 роки тому +1

      I read this while he said it lmaoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macsimpson1025
      @macsimpson1025 4 роки тому +1

      I laughed so hard lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mmediocrist
    @mmediocrist 3 роки тому +410

    Ryan: **is getting bullied**
    Ryan’s grandma: *no mercy*

    • @cloudii14
      @cloudii14 3 роки тому +6

      My fam:

    • @izme4432
      @izme4432 3 роки тому +10

      no mercy for the non veterans child ya know what take my whole gun arsenal for um *special occasions*

    • @bojacksonfan
      @bojacksonfan 3 роки тому +3

      *q*

    • @wokewublin
      @wokewublin 3 роки тому +2

      YOU SHOULD PICKED MERCYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @naim2729
      @naim2729 3 роки тому +4

      Oma is just different

  • @troyyyyyyyyyy
    @troyyyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +11

    As someone else with a grandmother who was from Germany and lived through WWII, I can confirm they are like this. My first words were "Scheiße!" when I heard her yell the same word as she accidently touched a hot pan in the kitchen.

  • @DoctorNoobGamingYT
    @DoctorNoobGamingYT 4 роки тому +177

    His grandma: Show no mercy, rip out his eyes.

    • @BnuuyAtsui
      @BnuuyAtsui 4 роки тому +7

      You are speaking the language of teh gods.

    • @doomslayer7316
      @doomslayer7316 4 роки тому +3

      She knows the way of the gods

    • @BnuuyAtsui
      @BnuuyAtsui 4 роки тому +2

      Pweech mah fwend, pweech.

    • @jimbo-9806
      @jimbo-9806 4 роки тому +3

      His Grandma Is the Other doom slayer

    • @nathandoan8401
      @nathandoan8401 4 роки тому

      The human bing

  • @darkhurricane4202
    @darkhurricane4202 4 роки тому +693

    I feel like Ryan has a superpower that he can sense a soccer mom because of his experience with Karen

  • @UnexplainableHope
    @UnexplainableHope 4 роки тому +338

    Ryan: Shut Up
    Reginald: so you have chosen, death

    • @jjgoober6920
      @jjgoober6920 4 роки тому +1

      this comment is buetiful

    • @trollmaster5544
      @trollmaster5544 4 роки тому +4

      Jelly Boy 12 it is ok to miss spell something wrong... u just toxic brother, but I ain’t gonna judge someone.
      Also I was going to comment: LoL kid need to know when to keep there mouth shut XD

    • @cirger
      @cirger 4 роки тому +2

      Their*

    • @billybobjoe7372
      @billybobjoe7372 4 роки тому +1

      Troll Master55 chill ye Douche.

    • @billybobjoe7372
      @billybobjoe7372 4 роки тому +1

      Oops sorry intended for someone else

  • @coreybutler7860
    @coreybutler7860 3 роки тому +28

    Oh my goodness, I laughed so damn hard. Great story😂

  • @simonegardener7740
    @simonegardener7740 4 роки тому +351

    Ryan: shut up
    Reginald: now this is an avengers level threat

  • @lxnden
    @lxnden 3 роки тому +232

    "HAHA FOUR EYES!"
    "Well billy, at least i can see my dad"

  • @Himothy4269
    @Himothy4269 3 роки тому +136

    Reginald: punches someone
    Also Reginald: OOOOOOWWW HE HURT MY HAND WAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @gutswow8
      @gutswow8 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @maxthecrismison3344
      @maxthecrismison3344 3 роки тому +2

      If he was rich he would have golden bones.

    • @idksom8928
      @idksom8928 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh I have more strength to literally uppercut a wall and then do a roundhouse kick and not feel nothin.
      But like hitting someone is the softest thing you can punch

    • @mineforlife4222
      @mineforlife4222 3 роки тому

      @@maxthecrismison3344 And as we know, gold armor, or anything made of gold is weak

  • @Azmedon-AU
    @Azmedon-AU 3 роки тому +33

    When you said USA is the best place on earth I almost died laughing, that was a really good joke.

    • @normalv1ncecuh687
      @normalv1ncecuh687 3 роки тому +3

      Lol your funny that was a really good joke

    • @mateyqt5743
      @mateyqt5743 3 роки тому +4

      best at having the most amounts of obese people

    • @DamianMendez-g7o
      @DamianMendez-g7o 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao same! It's all about mexico

    • @shinycharizard9221
      @shinycharizard9221 3 роки тому +2

      "man jumps out ambulance to avoid paying for broken arm" sheds tear, USA USA USA

    • @DamianMendez-g7o
      @DamianMendez-g7o 3 роки тому +2

      @@shinycharizard9221 USA fell down after 1999

  • @ironghostsalt794
    @ironghostsalt794 3 роки тому +67

    “Domino’s pizza bangs”
    Pure facts

  • @DiscoHair-zu7rz
    @DiscoHair-zu7rz 3 роки тому +382

    Reginald : “walks in dollar tree” suddenly he stops breathing and dies.

  • @41astridd
    @41astridd 4 роки тому +173

    8:40 “Nah man this kid smells like ballsack and vinegar dressing”

  • @cyythe3679
    @cyythe3679 3 роки тому +17

    “haha, poor person. Couldn’t be me” - Reginald

  • @AlexMalex533
    @AlexMalex533 3 роки тому +178

    Ryan: hello
    Reginald: *so you have chosen death...*

  • @Shawnmiller1903
    @Shawnmiller1903 4 роки тому +59

    scrubs: "Well this kid is bullying me"
    Grandmum: "Fight them"

    • @shappertallw
      @shappertallw 4 роки тому +2

      Sean Miller hell yes

    • @whoasked9889
      @whoasked9889 4 роки тому +1

      kill them with spear made of marble

    • @wtfisahandle905
      @wtfisahandle905 4 роки тому

      @@whoasked9889 agreed

    • @TheZ1oar
      @TheZ1oar 4 роки тому +3

      destroy him with grandma's awesome pie

  • @alisontibbens2155
    @alisontibbens2155 3 роки тому +17

    Just remember: If people don't laugh at you when you tell them your dreams, you're not dreaming big enough.

  • @krukbloodaxe4887
    @krukbloodaxe4887 4 роки тому +164

    I love how one of the 16 year olds tried to slide in you dms 😂😂

    • @feedmeeggos2529
      @feedmeeggos2529 4 роки тому +11

      "HEY scrubs, my BEST friend, please help me pay my debts please"

    • @thetrashbag9996
      @thetrashbag9996 3 роки тому +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @rikuak2383
      @rikuak2383 3 роки тому +4

      Dayum, would have said "Ey, who de faq dis"

    • @lax1y
      @lax1y 3 роки тому

      Girls btw

  • @theunknownthe2076
    @theunknownthe2076 4 роки тому +146

    Kid with no dad: four eyes four eyes
    Me: at least I have eyes
    Kid with no dad: I have eyes
    Me: then why can’t you find your dad

  • @IAmAHuman000
    @IAmAHuman000 4 роки тому +109

    “Us Americans know how to make good food”
    School lunches: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @D0GG0467
      @D0GG0467 4 роки тому +8

      Dude the best thing about c-19 is no more bad school lunches

    • @mattduncan9218
      @mattduncan9218 4 роки тому +1

      dude i dont know about YOUR school but my school lunches are the BESTTTTTTTTT......at least the chikky nuggies,pizza,calzones, and mozzeralla sticks are.

    • @diseasedrat1745
      @diseasedrat1745 4 роки тому +3

      What about American school lunches

    • @kaizrblade_
      @kaizrblade_ 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @kaizrblade_
      @kaizrblade_ 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr

  • @hansthebirdofmanytitles3914
    @hansthebirdofmanytitles3914 3 роки тому +4

    Don’t you dare dog on those old tv shows, Tom and jerry along with others got me through the summer

  • @geoffsaemann4241
    @geoffsaemann4241 4 роки тому +547

    Scrubby: Tells awesome stories every single day
    Me: Why isn't my life this cool?

    • @pumpkin_k1ng
      @pumpkin_k1ng 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah my life is boring af

    • @ange_.4044
      @ange_.4044 4 роки тому +12

      i wish i was him

    • @uuus2798
      @uuus2798 4 роки тому +9

      me to

    • @samuelturano8992
      @samuelturano8992 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah the only cool guy thing in my life is my brother is in the army and I went on he’s base

    • @wanday.jackson7537
      @wanday.jackson7537 4 роки тому +6

      I’m good not dealing with Karen’s and everything he deals with

  • @labarenthus3210
    @labarenthus3210 4 роки тому +20

    Listening to scrubby has become part of my daily routine

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 3 роки тому +66

    "He reminded me of Randall from Monsters Inc."
    _WHEEEZZEEE_ 💀💀💀

  • @parasomnia6905
    @parasomnia6905 3 роки тому +24

    18:43 “Those are my fighting noises”
    *Ah yes bratatata, the average American fighting noises*

  • @nathandoan8401
    @nathandoan8401 4 роки тому +103

    Him: American p I z z a
    Ryan: **intense fighting noises**
    Ratatatatata BOP BOP BOP

  • @aydenlocke4583
    @aydenlocke4583 4 роки тому +140

    Scrubby: *is literally dying*
    Also Scrubby: Hope you guys are having a great day, I know I am

    • @jasmah.angel03
      @jasmah.angel03 4 роки тому +4

      Ayden Locke he just wants to spread happiness and make people's day better

    • @itsata_5038
      @itsata_5038 4 роки тому +3

      Jasmin Martinez he didn’t say he wasn’t

    • @thelilnugget6661
      @thelilnugget6661 4 роки тому +1

      Wait what? Is this a joke cause I’m confused asf.

    • @banksy4646
      @banksy4646 4 роки тому +1

      Dededwwcwdcwwr

    • @aydenlocke4583
      @aydenlocke4583 4 роки тому +1

      TheLilNugget6 yea, I meant for it to be a joke cause he always says it. I love his vids so it was just supposed to be light hearted humor

  • @seacaptainminto7169
    @seacaptainminto7169 4 роки тому +67

    "Four eyes four eyes four eyes!"
    "Yeah, I got glasses. The better to see my dad with. Where's yours? WHERE'S YOURS BILLY?"

  • @isaachiebert8635
    @isaachiebert8635 3 роки тому +27

    Me while watching this imagining me coming out from behind a tree and beating Reginald to a pulp

  • @buttercat2718
    @buttercat2718 3 роки тому +69

    I was peacefully drinking my smoothie and doing my homework when all of a sudden, I heard “my friend had had enough, and he just turned around, pulls down his pants, and bare-booty farts on Reginald”
    I have never laughed so hard in my life. I have also never made as big of a mess in my life

  • @joellynncrowthers4623
    @joellynncrowthers4623 4 роки тому +57

    No one:
    Reginald:I've eaten fourty Italian pizzas in the last month*sweats*

    • @colin5484
      @colin5484 4 роки тому +1

      JoEllynn Crowthers
      Ha he’s a weakling I’ve eaten 64

    • @unlitomen5020
      @unlitomen5020 4 роки тому +1

      Colin Badcock Hi mr bad COCK 🤣

  • @raccoonhands4457
    @raccoonhands4457 4 роки тому +233

    Why do I imagine that Reginald looks like Rowley from the diary of a wimpy kid movies

    • @willmarsh7567
      @willmarsh7567 4 роки тому +9

      nah fam i dont know what he looks like, im an og i read the books

    • @BarnabyCrumplebum
      @BarnabyCrumplebum 4 роки тому +14

      Nah. It is mini Morgz

    • @adinfinitum520
      @adinfinitum520 4 роки тому +7

      I’ve read the books and watched all the movies, but he probably looks like rowley

    • @noodles_3042
      @noodles_3042 4 роки тому +3

      @@adinfinitum520 ur name is a lie theres porridge

    • @jordanmarion9528
      @jordanmarion9528 4 роки тому +3

      I picture him as like the male version of like basic white chick that owns all Starbucks in America

  • @Psychokinslayer
    @Psychokinslayer 3 роки тому +1

    OMG THATS SO FUNNY THE ENDING WAS JUST HILARIOUS I AM JUST LMAO
    Also the "homeboy Douche-a-lot" 😂

  • @tyrone7302
    @tyrone7302 3 роки тому +325

    Fun fact: The boys been crying till this day

  • @grantholt1458
    @grantholt1458 3 роки тому +43

    Dude I wish my grandma was a legend like that
    Edit: I've never gotten this many likes before if you don't mind get me to 12 likes
    Thanks guys for all the likes everytime you like it please weight the number as a reply so I can be notified it's so awsome

  • @lilchumchum7370
    @lilchumchum7370 4 роки тому +40

    This sounds like the first episode of most Disney shows

    • @martid4830
      @martid4830 4 роки тому

      Camp Fred

    • @cjfuller43
      @cjfuller43 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't know bc I dont watch them because of how *garbage* they are

    • @Garry503
      @Garry503 4 роки тому

      Camp scrubs lol.

  • @sababerozashvili5169
    @sababerozashvili5169 3 роки тому +6

    ur really good at sounding like someone that would be called Reginald

  • @Galaxy_509
    @Galaxy_509 3 роки тому +238

    I love the British accent for the most douchiest “Reginald”

    • @ajmooookeeee
      @ajmooookeeee 3 роки тому +2

      Ya that’s a really good accent

    • @georgehiggins1094
      @georgehiggins1094 3 роки тому

      @@ajmooookeeee thank you

    • @georgehiggins1094
      @georgehiggins1094 3 роки тому +5

      If you refer to British people being douche bags than that’s just racist

    • @Galaxy_509
      @Galaxy_509 3 роки тому

      @@georgehiggins1094 why did you say thank you you didnt even do the voice idiot and I’m not racist the kid in the story was a douche and you kinda are to

    • @georgehiggins1094
      @georgehiggins1094 3 роки тому

      @@Galaxy_509 I was not trying to start an argument and I clearly misunderstood you but you do not have to call me a douch for misunderstanding

  • @idkagoodname1155
    @idkagoodname1155 4 роки тому +137

    Kid: says cheap American pizza
    The 70,000 gold pizza Mr. Beast tried: *you dare oppose me mortal*

  • @pillowfuzz8301
    @pillowfuzz8301 4 роки тому +55

    Ryan: USA USA USA USA!
    Ryan’s neighbors: tf

  • @Average_S
    @Average_S 3 роки тому +20

    “More than fat kids love chocolate cakes”
    Lol

  • @calder5797
    @calder5797 4 роки тому +38

    Reginald is the type of guy to break his phone just to prove how rich he is

    • @TCIR
      @TCIR 4 роки тому +2

      I bet he would be the same guy to be like “What do you mean I can’t get my apps back?!” Then

    • @idkwhattocallmyselfbruh
      @idkwhattocallmyselfbruh 4 роки тому

      Zyro Peak jeffy reference?

    • @jonathanmichael3609
      @jonathanmichael3609 4 роки тому

      I had this kid in class who would tear currency notes to prove that.

  • @staceyvarkey1431
    @staceyvarkey1431 4 роки тому +143

    “More than fat kids loves chocolate cake”

    • @kellybrandt575
      @kellybrandt575 4 роки тому +2

      Stacey Varkey litterally read that right as he said it😂

    • @potatomen8864
      @potatomen8864 4 роки тому +3

      But i like strawberry cake and im really fat

    • @Tequilitas
      @Tequilitas 4 роки тому +1

      potato men same

    • @carterhayes4898
      @carterhayes4898 4 роки тому +3

      What’s wrong with vanilla?

    • @stardustlight8630
      @stardustlight8630 4 роки тому +1

      Carter Hayes vanillas better than chocolate for me lol

  • @almighty9539
    @almighty9539 4 роки тому +84

    if you say "vive la revolution", the rich kid will freak out

  • @rammsteinfanmorgan2009
    @rammsteinfanmorgan2009 3 роки тому +1

    Your grandma is one of the coolest person in the world

  • @natalieallen578
    @natalieallen578 4 роки тому +63

    will sports
    Bruh this needs to become a movie I-
    "Is that American pizza..?"

    • @Tequilitas
      @Tequilitas 4 роки тому

      Natalie Allen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alpha-ew8hr
    @Alpha-ew8hr 4 роки тому +77

    I like how scrubs always has stories to tell about his past while my life in the past is boring and has barely any stories lol

  • @AlvaraRisen
    @AlvaraRisen 4 роки тому +35

    "I aint folding under pressure, I aint switching for no ho I ain't talking to no cop and I ain't telling on my bros"

    • @jjjjj464
      @jjjjj464 4 роки тому

      yktv

    • @godlygamer782
      @godlygamer782 4 роки тому

      Your not funny

    • @nuh_uh_-
      @nuh_uh_- 4 роки тому +1

      @@godlygamer782 and I'm sure your not godly.

    • @somegoofy9508
      @somegoofy9508 4 роки тому

      godly gamer ...brah you ain’t "godly" 😏

  • @fredmcgrady90
    @fredmcgrady90 3 роки тому +2

    I always like to hear a rich person getting owned 🤘🏻

  • @circularsquare698
    @circularsquare698 4 роки тому +37

    “If you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen”

  • @whyxanimations6440
    @whyxanimations6440 4 роки тому +203

    It sounds like he would marry a Karen just to get “poor people” fired

    • @blackpeter6402
      @blackpeter6402 4 роки тому

      As soon as I see this comment this is the face I make🧐😏😅😂🤣

    • @alexp4025
      @alexp4025 4 роки тому +4

      I love karen

    • @Mexican_gamer
      @Mexican_gamer 4 роки тому +1

      So agree

    • @jasmah.angel03
      @jasmah.angel03 4 роки тому +3

      Big Ed omg just because rose left doesn't mean you have to go to Karen

    • @tinikenny6485
      @tinikenny6485 4 роки тому

      Tru

  • @idk-sl7ig
    @idk-sl7ig 3 роки тому +49

    I went to italy when I was like 7 and the only thing I remember is that they had good food

  • @soulflare382
    @soulflare382 3 роки тому +2

    The British accent is just absolutely amazing my Lord!!! 😆

  • @Harry_the_V-Tek_admin
    @Harry_the_V-Tek_admin 4 роки тому +78

    Me: ok boomer
    Reginald: what was that
    He takes out his $1 million phone and play epic battle music
    Reginald: get ready to fight for person
    Me : okey
    I beat the snot out of him
    Reginald: no no NO I was supposed to win you cheated
    My friends: actually know what he won fair and square
    He runs away
    Me: and that children it's how you deal with rich kid

  • @eSEDfSDv
    @eSEDfSDv 3 роки тому +6

    “Kids are good with kids” kids together strong

  • @deathskull070
    @deathskull070 4 роки тому +55

    LMAO “Nah man this kid smells like ballsacks and vinger juice
    ”😂😂

  • @THE_MR_MAN
    @THE_MR_MAN 3 роки тому +11

    Dhar Mann: douche baginse makes fun of pizza and makes fun of U.S instantly regrets it

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 4 роки тому +146

    “Four eyes, four eyes!”
    “I may have four eyes but at least my chromosomes ain’t be looking like the entire alphabet”
    *Grass Skirt Chase starts playing*

  • @nobeliumholmiumeinsteinium8790
    @nobeliumholmiumeinsteinium8790 4 роки тому +107

    Scrubby: like to be the queen of England
    Me knowing the queen is immortal and can’t die and stop being queen: NO MORE TRICKS

    • @yoofoet8443
      @yoofoet8443 4 роки тому +6

      bruh it’s a conspiracy theory, scrubs wants to trick the sheeple. they know he relates to most people.

    • @switching3235
      @switching3235 4 роки тому

      That means that you see your loved ones die

    • @ydorb4752
      @ydorb4752 4 роки тому +3

      Alex Eaves dang gettin all mad over a comment lol

    • @anthony4611
      @anthony4611 4 роки тому

      R.I.P Rick May

    • @obitouchiha3865
      @obitouchiha3865 4 роки тому +1

      Being a queen is practically cool because you have a lot of money even if you are a male a king is practically the coolest thing ever you get money and the women

  • @gluttonyincarnate
    @gluttonyincarnate 4 роки тому +315

    Scrubby: “Like fat kids love chocolate cake.”
    Fat Activists: *Am I a joke to you*

  • @benitezsebastian1115
    @benitezsebastian1115 3 роки тому +2

    "Mm the dollar store " I laughed so hard

  • @aidanhartzell8201
    @aidanhartzell8201 4 роки тому +28

    Reginald: - snitches -
    Ryan: - reads his street address, phone number, email, middle name out to him- Yeah, good luck with that one buddy.

  • @peterstory4840
    @peterstory4840 4 роки тому +215

    Scrubby your grandma has officially gotten the title “swag grandma”
    Edit: Oh yeah, Reginald

  • @kingofstuff9031
    @kingofstuff9031 4 роки тому +83

    Scrubs: no joke you will become the queen of England.
    Me: I want to live for ever.

  • @greysonbain4438
    @greysonbain4438 3 роки тому +9

    "We were gentlemen about the combat that was about to go down" scrubby 2020

  • @MartinezFamily2007
    @MartinezFamily2007 4 роки тому +8

    why would anyone dislike this, its pure gold content. Good job Ryan

  • @marthastewartofficial5524
    @marthastewartofficial5524 4 роки тому +46

    Wii sports should make a professional leaugue change my mind.

  • @braindeadgaming808
    @braindeadgaming808 3 роки тому +149

    If i caught my son flexing i would take away everything i gave him and make him work for it

    • @Hiveatel
      @Hiveatel 3 роки тому +3

      Good choice I guess. If I was your kid I would on purposely flex so you would give me work for it so that I'd feel great about it when I finished it and I got what I wanted back.

    • @alpha_g-dog3142
      @alpha_g-dog3142 3 роки тому +11

      The only reason I would flex is if I WORKED FOR IT

    • @gamingstudios4921
      @gamingstudios4921 3 роки тому

      Smart man.

    • @maribelsanchez5703
      @maribelsanchez5703 3 роки тому +1

      I am replying to every comment i see

    • @Hiveatel
      @Hiveatel 3 роки тому +1

      @@maribelsanchez5703 ok

  • @Yibblevr
    @Yibblevr 2 роки тому +3

    A legend once said "BARE BOOTY FARTS"

  • @v2.251
    @v2.251 4 роки тому +40

    Me:breathes
    Reginald: gasps* are you breathing America air

  • @yahoobiyatch9808
    @yahoobiyatch9808 4 роки тому +61

    I can imagine ryan in a gunfight and whenever he shoots he just screams BRA BRATATATA

  • @lite3527
    @lite3527 3 роки тому +36

    MAN FREDDY IS A BLOODY LEGEND SOMEONE HAND HIM THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE

  • @flipgaming9452
    @flipgaming9452 3 роки тому +1

    Best. Grandma. Ever.

  • @userhasdied2704
    @userhasdied2704 4 роки тому +65

    5:36 did you just edit in "friends"? Big brain move if I do say so myself, gotta get that monetization!

  • @Thatonemodeller1
    @Thatonemodeller1 4 роки тому +87

    Ryan: if you don’t like the video you will start ww3
    People without accounts: .....

  • @vix8642
    @vix8642 3 роки тому +28

    Ryan: I’m going to name him Reginald
    Me: so he watches the umbrella academy

  • @hns.joseph
    @hns.joseph 2 роки тому

    I rewatch this vid every month and every time it just makes my day better all the time

  • @alapicz09
    @alapicz09 3 роки тому +45

    “Let’s name him... Reginald”
    I played Henry stickmin and I recognised that

    • @danielmak8153
      @danielmak8153 3 роки тому +2

      when was that, it has been a long time since i had seen... *HENRY STICKMIN* the last time i had seen it was charles dieing

    • @pandoose1324
      @pandoose1324 3 роки тому +2

      THAT WAS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    • @wasquash
      @wasquash 3 роки тому +2

      TOPHAT FOREVER

    • @pandoose1324
      @pandoose1324 3 роки тому +1

      @@wasquash LONG LIVE TOPATS

    • @ghosty3494
      @ghosty3494 3 роки тому +1

      Dah dah dah dah

  • @Lizardsareprettycool
    @Lizardsareprettycool 4 роки тому +76

    Reginald: im richer than you even tho its my parents that makes money

  • @jacob-un4xc
    @jacob-un4xc 3 роки тому +14

    "We were gentlemen about the brawl that was about to go down" love that quote

  • @captainbread5257
    @captainbread5257 3 роки тому

    16:31 reminded me of an old saying
    "if the person you're fighting is bigger and stronger than you, you have every right to pick up a rock and hit them with that"
    -my dad 20xx

  • @memphismaddox9067
    @memphismaddox9067 4 роки тому +40

    I feel like Ryan has a curse where 40% of people that Ryan meets are insane and 30% are dumb and 10% are stalkers and 20% are normal

    • @ydudhd4554
      @ydudhd4554 4 роки тому

      I would love that

    • @zackosborn3160
      @zackosborn3160 4 роки тому +1

      Yea probably

    • @adam-ve3rd
      @adam-ve3rd 4 роки тому +1

      Actually its more of a blessing because he can just put this $hit on youtube and get tons of views

    • @eiturbe13
      @eiturbe13 4 роки тому

      Theyre not his stories tho

  • @niftymillerdj
    @niftymillerdj 4 роки тому +82

    Scrubs:
    Makes reference about next queen of england:
    Everyone:
    ¨but the queen of england is immortal!¨

  • @AbstractS04
    @AbstractS04 4 роки тому +19

    Little did the rich kid know, Freddy competes in Formula One

  • @King_ink.
    @King_ink. Рік тому +2

    I just pulled off Matilda the musical at my HS
    And when he said fat kid and chocolate cake it clicked he either made a joke or a reference

  • @ziothezoologist2482
    @ziothezoologist2482 3 роки тому +44

    Reginald:well you can't afford it so it doesn't matter
    Me and the Bois: we call ourself the Assassin's for many reasons and one of it is we hunt down idiots

  • @NikiNack13
    @NikiNack13 3 роки тому +65

    Lol I honestly imagined this whole debacle as an anime scene

    • @fivechan3418
      @fivechan3418 3 роки тому +3

      Is this a jojo reference?

    • @Hiveatel
      @Hiveatel 3 роки тому +3

      @@fivechan3418 everything is a jojo reference.

    • @giyuutomioka5662
      @giyuutomioka5662 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hiveatel true

    • @Hiveatel
      @Hiveatel 3 роки тому +2

      @@giyuutomioka5662 yes

    • @loriturner7912
      @loriturner7912 3 роки тому +2

      @@fivechan3418 yes even breathing is a Jojo reference cause it’s a reference to hamon

  • @TallSheepReal
    @TallSheepReal 4 роки тому +32

    "my friend can burp and fart on command thats important to the story"

  • @-TheChosen0ne-
    @-TheChosen0ne- 3 роки тому +1

    “The slithery little craphead” 😂

  • @Imma-Vegeta
    @Imma-Vegeta 4 роки тому +51

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Scrubby: *”NO JOKE NO SCAM!”*

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 4 роки тому

      Needs to be a shirt

    • @-rav3n-142
      @-rav3n-142 4 роки тому

      @@Cringemoment4045 it is

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 4 роки тому

      @@-rav3n-142 nice

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 4 роки тому +1

      Can people please stop using the nobody format just doing one nobody is fine but adding more like “literally nobody” or “not even a single soul just drags it out and makes it cringy

    • @ciandesilva8029
      @ciandesilva8029 4 роки тому

      @@zillasaiyan1m274 facts

  • @jan7996
    @jan7996 4 роки тому +56

    When I see a rich spoiled kid: Activate insta kill

    • @randomruns8454
      @randomruns8454 4 роки тому

      Only if he has doucheism

    • @Convoy-16
      @Convoy-16 4 роки тому

      Id rather drop the *you have no real friends*

    • @Garry503
      @Garry503 4 роки тому +2

      Me: Sees a douchey rich kid.
      My brain: Another high priority target.

    • @JoseRivera-pq3cj
      @JoseRivera-pq3cj 4 роки тому

      Hackers using aimbott when the see a rich kid insta kill no reload and intimate hp and bullets and no reload this would be funny if it were in a game but too late to change my comment

    • @friedrichfazbear5469
      @friedrichfazbear5469 4 роки тому

      1981 You know you can edit it right?

  • @thatyugiohplayer7239
    @thatyugiohplayer7239 3 роки тому +7

    I love just listening to the stories

  • @Chnl27
    @Chnl27 3 роки тому +5

    If someone calls me four eyes I’ll just say at least I can see my Dad

  • @Lone_Wolf-vk8vt
    @Lone_Wolf-vk8vt 3 роки тому +59

    Ryan: mom can i have McDonalds.
    Ryan's mom: *gives him a Travis Scott meal*
    Reginald: Mother may I have McDonalds.
    Reginald's mom: *gives him the deed to McDonalds*