Your Friendly Tie Store [ASMR]

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024

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  • @FredsVoice
    @FredsVoice  5 років тому +856

    Hello there! Thanks everyone who was super quick to let me know about the unintentional blooper that I accidentally missed during editing! I got to work straight away getting it all re-done so it could be back online for you ASAP without jump scares waking you up! 😁 Hope you enjoy!

    • @pardah33
      @pardah33 5 років тому +18

      i love you

    • @arcadian_angel
      @arcadian_angel 5 років тому +29

      To be honest I actually thought it was intentional and something you intended the character to do as a meme

    • @lordfarquaad8267
      @lordfarquaad8267 5 років тому +3

      FredsVoice ASMR HERO! 🎖🏆🥇

    • @richard_pine
      @richard_pine 5 років тому +13

      Most peeps would just leave it, so props for actually fixing it! My sleep is now safe from throat clearing madness

    • @PATRIOT_MAN
      @PATRIOT_MAN 5 років тому +13

      Imagine if Fred just YELLED out of no where, it would be hilarious... I wouldn’t even get mad

  • @omasego5572
    @omasego5572 5 років тому +1111

    I never would've thought that Thor roasting me on my lack of knowledge about ties could be so relaxing.

    • @lilguap1545
      @lilguap1545 5 років тому +19

      Manta Crew I never thought Thor would be a tie salesman

    • @patrickreyes9652
      @patrickreyes9652 5 років тому +10

      I can agree with both of you

    • @jamesblack5605
      @jamesblack5605 5 років тому +2

      If this actually happens irl i would have slapped the shit out of him and left

    • @nikobellic8632
      @nikobellic8632 5 років тому +2

      Glory to Arztozka

    • @gangstakittie7699
      @gangstakittie7699 5 років тому +2

      I personally prefer the clash of a venition fine grade silk tie over a kalkatta strem- coat. The shirt is a wole other matter entirely-

  • @ikari2833
    @ikari2833 5 років тому +973

    "Friendly"
    Aww shit, here we go again

  • @timothyrock2517
    @timothyrock2517 4 роки тому +380

    Fred: “why aren’t you wearing a tie”
    Me: “that’s... why I’m here”

    • @cherylhunter1999
      @cherylhunter1999 4 роки тому +6

      Did you notice that he look like for Thor

    • @Puzzles-Pins
      @Puzzles-Pins 2 роки тому +3

      Gotta have ties to buy ties. How they keep out the riffraff. Basic tie shop operation. Obviously.

  • @TmOnlineMapper
    @TmOnlineMapper 5 років тому +162

    Yelp review:
    If you’re into getting insulted, being humiliated and being talked down to, this store is for you!
    6/5 stars

  • @Linas-y8v
    @Linas-y8v 5 років тому +162

    >dude comes in to buy a tie
    >"you seem to be lacking a tie"
    aight bro imma head out

  • @amazingturtle5075
    @amazingturtle5075 5 років тому +459

    I always appreciate that you start out every video with “hello there”, have you ever considered doing a video like “General kenobi negotiates with separatist prisoner?” I mean you got the beard, knowledge, and sass for it and I think it’d be fun to see. May need a bit of hair dye but I could completely see you pulling it off. But in regards to this video, Another happy landing.

    • @cjmythrandir
      @cjmythrandir 5 років тому +7

      he does have his Jedi Tingles video! but YES I would love this scenario even more haha

    • @ezraneal2847
      @ezraneal2847 5 років тому +2

      Amazing Turtle plz make a Star Wars asmr

    • @davidwochner4095
      @davidwochner4095 5 років тому +2

      THANK YOU for making a star wars video request while reciting the one and only general kenobi legendary phrases. May the force be with you.

    • @CannyBow
      @CannyBow 5 років тому

      by happy landing do you mean a fortnite asmr?

    • @lo68irus68
      @lo68irus68 3 роки тому

      Fucking genius

  • @tomodonnell878
    @tomodonnell878 5 років тому +191

    It was nice of C3PO to lend you his tie and pocket square

  • @sgtsinatra
    @sgtsinatra 5 років тому +147

    it's like Thor/Kingsman crossover.
    it's amazing.

    • @SCP--qv1te
      @SCP--qv1te 5 років тому +3

      CameronMurray04 I fucking love kingsman

  • @knc9226
    @knc9226 5 років тому +810

    “Friendly”
    • “you don’t look intelligent enough to wear a tie”
    Yeah, I’ll see myself out...

    • @keithdavenport8235
      @keithdavenport8235 5 років тому +6

      Lol that's the exact same thing I thought when he said that

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 5 років тому +8

      Know the feeling.. always thinks I looks Don Draper when I got my tie on but instead I look like that drunken uncle at family parties who always start to sing karaoke even if there is no karaoke and no one wants to hear My Way to a 8 years birthday party 🥳

    • @michaelscott3881
      @michaelscott3881 5 років тому +4

      KnockdownEmu96
      Friendly tie STORE
      Not the people ig😂

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 5 років тому +2

      His characters are rude but like, they're also charming in a strange way

    • @lewddewdero
      @lewddewdero 5 років тому +3

      its sarcasm

  • @lilgroot4261
    @lilgroot4261 5 років тому +68

    Me: Oh look, its friendly, and I like the tie store, this shall be nice.
    *49 seconds in*
    Me: Aight...you're a cheeky bastard arent you, I see how it is.

  • @XxQmanxXP2B
    @XxQmanxXP2B 5 років тому +441

    It's nice to see that Thor lost all that weight and got a regular job.

  • @misterajassamar239
    @misterajassamar239 5 років тому +161

    Headspace ads are honestly the perfect ads for an ASMR video

    • @morganainscough9981
      @morganainscough9981 5 років тому +12

      Mister Ajassamar yeah but UA-cam keeps insisting on giving me Godzilla ads whilst my volume is on max

    • @f22rafi
      @f22rafi 5 років тому +3

      just install an adblocker that's all. no ads for life!!!

    • @electronica6953
      @electronica6953 5 років тому +9

      @@f22rafi but than the channel you are viewing doesnt get any revenue. I dont want that for our hard working fred!

    • @f22rafi
      @f22rafi 5 років тому

      @@electronica6953 you got a point but mans gotta do what he got to do. I like ASMR without ads. that's just my opinion. I don't know how you view that.

    • @morganainscough9981
      @morganainscough9981 5 років тому +2

      Bob Ross well they don’t but aight.

  • @A_Random_Rat
    @A_Random_Rat 5 років тому +407

    *I'm starting to think he isn't very friendly...*

  • @alternifeind15
    @alternifeind15 5 років тому +26

    I love that you retitled these videos to include the word "friendly."

  • @musgito4165
    @musgito4165 5 років тому +281

    Fred should do a men in Black asmr.

  • @ea.fitz216
    @ea.fitz216 5 років тому +154

    "Friendly".

    • @lewddewdero
      @lewddewdero 5 років тому +2

      its sarcasm

    • @benmicek6829
      @benmicek6829 5 років тому

      Just don’t look at him....

    • @awewit9246
      @awewit9246 3 роки тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

  • @goblingunk_
    @goblingunk_ 5 років тому +59

    You are the bee's knees, Fred. So good. 😌

  • @Ali-we1tk
    @Ali-we1tk 5 років тому +56

    Top 10 anime betrayals:
    "Friendly".

  • @EdoSora47
    @EdoSora47 5 років тому +75

    One of these days I’m waiting to be one of the Rude English Gentlemen’s high end customers 😆

    • @ravesos7898
      @ravesos7898 5 років тому +3

      That would be Thorreal...!

    • @SuperMrJangles
      @SuperMrJangles 5 років тому +2

      He did a shirt fitting millionaire edition a few years ago

    • @scum1633
      @scum1633 5 років тому +1

      then get on the grind

    • @finleywaye
      @finleywaye 4 роки тому

      Your dream came true! ....sort of

    • @victisoof3060
      @victisoof3060 4 роки тому

      Edo Sora he did one a few years ago. If I recall correctly it is of a shirt fitting video

  • @1nsomn14c_
    @1nsomn14c_ 5 років тому +47

    Thor isn’t handling Loki’s death very well.

  • @blaine8197
    @blaine8197 5 років тому +166

    Let me guess, your store only serves high class people and the viewer, being common riff raft, isn’t allowed in. We somehow convince you to serve us, but we may have to sneak out due to Lord Farquaad booking an appointment

    • @kawaiicrocodile1476
      @kawaiicrocodile1476 5 років тому +10

      Blaine I’m a riff raft, otherwise known as floating trash

    • @buttzkrieg3919
      @buttzkrieg3919 5 років тому +4

      You've discovered the formula

    • @trampolinesiblings9445
      @trampolinesiblings9445 5 років тому +8

      Any Skyrim yarl. “ wouldn’t want to get you confused with the common riff raff now would we?”

    • @christal2641
      @christal2641 5 років тому +2

      Out the back door.

    • @micharogalski9758
      @micharogalski9758 5 років тому +1

      Goddam it this isnt the rude barbershop video

  • @yYanni
    @yYanni 5 років тому +17

    how nice of u kind sir for re editing this masterpiece. now if you'll excuse me, i have sleep to catch

  • @michmyers73
    @michmyers73 5 років тому +48

    Honest question:
    These trigger have the bigg tingell
    And produccion is supër heigh
    But somehow I can’t tingle to any of the “Friendly” videos, not sure why though. Probably because Fred plays these characters so well.

    • @bigballman3246
      @bigballman3246 5 років тому +13

      Yeah I can tell youre the common riff raff that plagues the streets based on your sentence structure. I'm going to have to politely ask you to leave as you're not profound enough to purchase a fucking tie.

  • @annoyingmint100
    @annoyingmint100 5 років тому +26

    "No one's ever really gone" in the description, I feel a great disturbance in the force...

  • @tvfranckalechalote626
    @tvfranckalechalote626 5 років тому +7

    ‘’Please... talk to the wall’’
    Top 10 Anime quotes of all time

  • @kyo4510
    @kyo4510 5 років тому +10

    How is a discount Thor roasting me about my lock of tie knowledge being so relaxing

  • @SolarFlare
    @SolarFlare 5 років тому

    I love suit and tie sounds but no one tends to do videos on them except you Fred, bless you sir bless you!

  • @thelordofcow5639
    @thelordofcow5639 5 років тому +5

    The second I heard you voice my brain immediately screamed "Thor"

  • @magus3872
    @magus3872 5 років тому +16

    Looks like Thor is having a great time after Endgame, or perhaps it's Loki impersonating Thor.

    • @christal2641
      @christal2641 5 років тому +1

      Loki! That explains the vicious quality of his "social skills."

  • @marsupialbeef2745
    @marsupialbeef2745 5 років тому +45

    This isn’t how I remember the Tie-Fighters

  • @Ylurple
    @Ylurple 5 років тому

    I love a good clothes/suit/shirt/tie store role play. Now I gotta go rewatch your suit-fitting role play for the 30th time!

  • @ek6648
    @ek6648 5 років тому +7

    This should be called: Thor helping you choose a tie ASMR

  • @silver-nd4rh
    @silver-nd4rh 5 років тому +1

    Is not bad that every time I'm about to fall asleep I get an ad that just blast something insanely loud in my ear and keep me wide awake

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 4 роки тому +3

    24:47 - that is a gorgeous tie!

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 5 років тому +20

    Damn. Looking snazzy there, Thormes Bond.

  • @jake05
    @jake05 5 років тому +2

    "no one's ever gone" nice description Fred!

  • @chelier6775
    @chelier6775 5 років тому

    I find the "blue steel" look of your face in this audio to be rather amusing. The rustle of your outfit as you move is such a pleasant sound, beyond all the other relaxing sounds of course.

  • @jonyryder2
    @jonyryder2 4 роки тому +2

    I can't help but think about Fred going to a store and buying like 6 ties and the vendor is like "Why there's a guy who really likes to be prepared to a formal event." 😅😅🥰

  • @LondainASMR
    @LondainASMR 5 років тому +11

    This was incredibly relaxing 😌

  • @Splqshy
    @Splqshy 4 роки тому

    This dude’s interrogation skills are much better than Admiral Fred’s. He can literally detect a subtle tone of uncertainty in my voice without me even talking.... Must be the golden tie.

  • @Zachtaylorofficial
    @Zachtaylorofficial 5 років тому +5

    A video about getting a tie? That's hilarious considering I have to get a suit and tie for my brother's wedding 😂😂 Fred you know my life too well

  • @joshwitzeman6154
    @joshwitzeman6154 5 років тому +3

    My brain: hey... that isn’t very friendly
    My brain 10 seconds later: ooooohhhhh!!!

  • @giovannipagan8857
    @giovannipagan8857 5 років тому +4

    Watching this reminded me I need a new suit for prom. Thanks Fred.

  • @galactalgeneral7420
    @galactalgeneral7420 5 років тому +4

    This is the best one yet!! I'm already feeling sleepy 😴

  • @markus_blend16
    @markus_blend16 4 роки тому

    I don't know about the others but your voice triggers my tingles.

  • @russellwestbrook8591
    @russellwestbrook8591 5 років тому +4

    Fred just released a new video?! I’m definitely gonna get a good night of sleep 😴

    • @kiwajimasurfclub3623
      @kiwajimasurfclub3623 5 років тому +2

      Russell Westbrook bro these refs really played against us today

    • @mamba4l560
      @mamba4l560 5 років тому +1

      The refs did us dirty😢😢 its alright tho, OKC in 5

    • @russellwestbrook8591
      @russellwestbrook8591 5 років тому

      PAPAQuinn for real man refs are a joke! No worries though we’ll bounce back

    • @russellwestbrook8591
      @russellwestbrook8591 5 років тому +1

      Cindy Savoie refs were hot garbage but yesss OKC in 5! That’s what I like to hear!

  • @rjhisken335
    @rjhisken335 5 років тому

    i love the tapping or whatever it is in the background

  • @tronfrog
    @tronfrog 5 років тому +4

    I'd like to see a selection of your best clip-on ties please. High-end only, nothing cheap-looking.

  • @thelasthandsomedove9857
    @thelasthandsomedove9857 5 років тому +1

    That purple paisley was beautiful

  • @TheUNOcollector
    @TheUNOcollector 5 років тому

    Tie shopping with the Rude English Gentleman?? What have I gotten myself into?? As always, Fred, you have done well with the REG series. Can’t wait to see the next one.

  • @Lytah84
    @Lytah84 5 років тому +2

    "No one's ever really gone" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    And my goodness does this shop have gorgeous ties! I'm such a tie woman.

    • @SnarkticonDM
      @SnarkticonDM 5 років тому

      As clothing or as a “toy” 😏

  • @wrex1377
    @wrex1377 5 років тому +1

    Someone else fixing my clothing is my favorite trigger.

  • @Proofesure
    @Proofesure 5 років тому +1

    Fred’s voice Asmr ‘son of oden 🔨

  • @f22rafi
    @f22rafi 5 років тому +3

    whenever I see "friendly" in Thor's videos, I automatically think of that as, REG, or the Rude English Gentleman. great video again, Sir!

    • @Georgeg15
      @Georgeg15 5 років тому

      Mohammad Rafi you must be part of the common riff rafi that plagues this area .

    • @f22rafi
      @f22rafi 5 років тому

      @@Georgeg15 im sorry i dont quite understand. elaborate please???

    • @Georgeg15
      @Georgeg15 5 років тому +1

      Mohammad Rafi that’s what he said in the video and I saw your surname was Rafi ( or part of your username at least ) so I replaced Raff with Rafi . It was a lot funnier in my head .

    • @Georgeg15
      @Georgeg15 5 років тому

      Mohammad Rafi 1:13

  • @nerdbamarich2063
    @nerdbamarich2063 5 років тому +2

    Thank you so much for the relaxation..very creative..

  • @roadtotyr3067
    @roadtotyr3067 5 років тому +1

    37:20 "je ne sais quoi"😂😂 very classy fred

  • @laurafowler-nichols7828
    @laurafowler-nichols7828 5 років тому +1

    "Why didn't you wear that one?" Hahaha, oh Fred. You truly are a master.

  • @Specyy
    @Specyy 5 років тому +7

    Everytime I watch a fredsvoice video.. do you have an appointment?

  • @zeldrath_
    @zeldrath_ 5 років тому

    I need more fabric handling asmr. Especially silk

  • @minecalos1870
    @minecalos1870 5 років тому +1

    Ah yes,i love me some Thor roasting about how I'm not classy anough while the store is slowly burning

  • @rikustorm13
    @rikustorm13 5 років тому +3

    Heck yeah dude, I'd buy a tie from this shop

  • @b.i.g.kleinz1481
    @b.i.g.kleinz1481 5 років тому +1

    I knew you would put the "No one's ever really gone" quote.

  • @NarutoUzumaki-vi8mf
    @NarutoUzumaki-vi8mf 5 років тому +1

    The best ASMR UA-camr on the world👍👍👍👍

  • @mgdplayzzz8268
    @mgdplayzzz8268 5 років тому +3

    1:07 oh yeah well "HONEY WHERES MY SUPER SUIT"

  • @Gotobar
    @Gotobar 5 років тому +3

    it was almost a twist at the end, “Be proud of yourself” that is an awfully friendly thing to say

  • @paff1588
    @paff1588 5 років тому

    That SENATE reference from the teaser in the description is awesome

  • @rronald5502
    @rronald5502 4 роки тому

    When he says select, I get the best feeling

  • @xandertuttle1682
    @xandertuttle1682 4 роки тому +1

    0:40 when my mom congratulates me for knowing something simple

  • @thinkingallowed6485
    @thinkingallowed6485 5 років тому +1

    tingled my head off...bravo

  • @that1guy446
    @that1guy446 5 років тому +50

    Hopefully I won’t get to TIED up in this ASMR, that would KNOT good......ok I’ll leave

    • @tonicox4005
      @tonicox4005 5 років тому +1

      That 1 guy *be
      I don’t tend to be that annoying grammar person. But yours puns would have come off so much better had you not left a word out ;)

    • @mojo8648
      @mojo8648 5 років тому +2

      You sure got Hung up on those puns.

    • @KJ-nw8ge
      @KJ-nw8ge 5 років тому

      Mind if I LINK this conversation to accessories?

    • @KJ-nw8ge
      @KJ-nw8ge 5 років тому +2

      @@mustafam3285 :: Woah slow down there BROGUE! Take me to dinner first!😂

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 роки тому

      @@mojo8648 that choice of words hit different after DDLC

  • @deanwinchester3120
    @deanwinchester3120 5 років тому

    Definitely my favorite REG video so far 👍🏻🤙🏻

  • @chriswilliams384
    @chriswilliams384 4 роки тому

    I love this guy.hes fascinating to watch.

  • @chickade64
    @chickade64 5 років тому +3

    I feel like this is what happened when Jake Peralta went to buy his ties after Captain Holt took over the 99.

  • @mckenziewilliams4656
    @mckenziewilliams4656 5 років тому

    Ah at last, fell asleep before it reuploaded last night. Tonight is relaxation time 💟😴

  • @nicobeanwdasteam3200
    @nicobeanwdasteam3200 5 років тому +1

    'The Common Riff Raff that plagues this area' 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @disorganizedbones8139
    @disorganizedbones8139 4 роки тому +2

    Fred: "I would use a dirty napkin, a few stains, to describe what is in front of me here"
    Me: What kind of napkin, because I'd prefer Chipotle

  • @mmmfun77
    @mmmfun77 5 років тому +4

    Fred ROCKS!!!!! I was about to fall asleep when he said ‘feel free to stare at the wall’... HAHAHAHA
    Again...I was about to fall asleep then the insults started. Why can’t I stop laughing????????🤣🤣😂😂🤪🤪

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 3 роки тому

    I’m digging you’re taste in tie patterns

  • @TheRickRoller1
    @TheRickRoller1 4 роки тому

    Well done sir. Even if no one needs ties right now.

  • @granitestorm8206
    @granitestorm8206 3 роки тому

    I’m surprised he hasn’t started a worldwide enterprise with all the different clones he has yet

  • @HowDazzyDo
    @HowDazzyDo 5 років тому +1

    Fred where did you get the tie that was in the top right in the box? It looks amazing!!

  • @hotfootwax9720
    @hotfootwax9720 5 років тому

    “From your neck, down to your waist.” Damn that’s a long ass tie lmao

  • @FeelstheSame
    @FeelstheSame 3 роки тому

    Im starting to think that this is where the nicest doctor got his ties

  • @corporalclegg5057
    @corporalclegg5057 5 років тому

    Thank you for the tie, I've been needing one for prom in a couple weeks...

  • @ShiningCatProductions
    @ShiningCatProductions 5 років тому

    I think this was the nicest of the rude english gentleman incarnations.

  • @bloodbushcraft2467
    @bloodbushcraft2467 5 років тому

    I love your "rude" tie snob humor lol

  • @MrDacnonfire
    @MrDacnonfire 4 роки тому

    fred, your vids are cool. you're on my fav list.

  • @bruhguy6001
    @bruhguy6001 5 років тому +3

    This is just a parallel universe where thor is a asmrist

  • @jessyacevedo102
    @jessyacevedo102 5 років тому +1

    After this I'm going to watch some positive affirmation.

  • @lemonheaded7750
    @lemonheaded7750 5 років тому

    Very good video. Great voice, great style n even the insults r amusing. Great Job.

  • @babayega_
    @babayega_ 5 років тому

    Let's get you something that goes from your neck to your waist. Cuz you don't look like the type of person to know it's called a tie it's the greatest thing I've ever heard. I newb if someone asked me to play this role I would never even think of that like. Well played sir. Well played indeed.

  • @madmax863
    @madmax863 5 років тому +8

    I took some stool softener and now my dooky doesn’t feel like im pushing out a snickers bar with sharp peanut edges... great video

    • @kawaiicrocodile1476
      @kawaiicrocodile1476 5 років тому

      This whole series of events confuses me

    • @buttzkrieg3919
      @buttzkrieg3919 5 років тому

      Yeah that's the worst, sometimes it feels like pushing out rocks

  • @scatteredstars80ad52
    @scatteredstars80ad52 5 років тому +22

    A dirty napkin? Now hold on a second. This place isn't friendly at all!
    This guy seems to be everywhere I go. His customer reviews must be very poor and he keeps losing his job.

  • @Horse-bot
    @Horse-bot 3 роки тому

    The tie chooses the gentleman, we don't always know why.

  • @scatteredstars80ad52
    @scatteredstars80ad52 5 років тому +10

    I think this guy is the janitor at all these different businesses and plays dress up and pretends to be an employee when everyone goes to lunch.
    He's going to get arrested one day and its all going to be revealed! 😂

  • @DorindaToWalkAgain
    @DorindaToWalkAgain 5 років тому +6

    This dude called me a “ riff raff”

  • @Growth-dev
    @Growth-dev 4 роки тому +1

    Friendly " I didn't think you would know what I tie is " yeah mate friendly

  • @wrex1377
    @wrex1377 5 років тому +1

    I would actually buy that set.

  • @blackheartedyt
    @blackheartedyt 5 років тому

    If this was titled "Thor sells you a tie." No one would argue