Nervous Bisexual Laughter

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  • @brokenglass4641
    @brokenglass4641 3 роки тому +1175

    “im bisexual which means im attracted to her and her ex husband”
    this is perfect lmao

  • @BeautyMonster1000
    @BeautyMonster1000 3 роки тому +5059

    "Being bi feels like being the straightest gay person and the gayest straight person" RELATABLE AF!

    • @Lincoln_Bio
      @Lincoln_Bio 3 роки тому +60

      I felt this

    • @simon19661000
      @simon19661000 3 роки тому +229

      I’m a bisexual man and I recently went out clubbing with a bunch of 100% gay guys and I felt like the cishet ally friend who tugged along

    • @TheOriginalGoop
      @TheOriginalGoop 3 роки тому +1

      Trash

    • @namesarefortheweak
      @namesarefortheweak 3 роки тому +36

      I'm panromantic but this still fits me way to well.

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 3 роки тому +32

      Ikr sometimes I feel like I’m a lesbian but then I’m like “…boys” *f boy face*

  • @Kylailao
    @Kylailao 3 роки тому +535

    "I'm bisexual which means you are all at risk" HAHAHAHAH I burst out laughing, love it!

  • @pollyinthesky2957
    @pollyinthesky2957 3 роки тому +1954

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just a cute person.”
    Aww, that’s so perfect ❤️

    • @alexisartfeild2807
      @alexisartfeild2807 3 роки тому +16

      Absolutely agree. And as Panrom/ace person just because I think someone is cute does mean I wanna or will F* them.

    • @mikkogeneration
      @mikkogeneration 3 роки тому +6

      works for pansexual too

    • @PetMama1313
      @PetMama1313 3 роки тому +10

      @Ana Amaro I don't like kissing myself, so I don't get why people do the eating faces thing... (as that's what movie/tv show makeouts seem to often look like...) eww, no... though I will accept a cuddle if I'm in the mood or press up against someone I like when I sit next to them. I'm like a finicky cat that wants cuddles and pets on my terms.

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexisartfeild2807 I am not ace, but this is true. It means I simply wanna go on a date, get to know them, and cuddle. No f’ing will be done.

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 3 роки тому +4

      @@PetMama1313 dude same. I don’t like that I’d have to do a full make out scene to say by to a date, I’m fine with a kiss on the cheek/forehead, but one on the mouth? No thank you. Cuddles are perfectly fine tho.

  • @Chordata-flyer
    @Chordata-flyer 3 роки тому +749

    It's kind of like how people got super mad that Loki is canonically gender fluid and gives zero f**** what pronouns you use for him, but it's actually cannon in the actual mythology of the actual Norse gods that Loki can turn into a woman and does so willingly along with also turning into a female horse and getting pregnant among other things. But get over it Loki has both the lady bits and the man bits or neither depending on his mood.

    • @sidewayshoodie3086
      @sidewayshoodie3086 3 роки тому +53

      Loki is vibe

    • @karenwantsmanager
      @karenwantsmanager 3 роки тому +2

      Who us loki?

    • @Dra1ndude
      @Dra1ndude 3 роки тому +32

      @@karenwantsmanager he is a Norse god and a character in marvel :)

    • @karenwantsmanager
      @karenwantsmanager 3 роки тому +9

      @@Dra1ndude oh thanks for explaining

    • @karowolkenschaufler7659
      @karowolkenschaufler7659 3 роки тому +20

      really? people are challanging the edda....? that text was written down over 1000 years ago and before that passed on in the oral tradition for even longer. and it has some beautiful philosohpic and life hack/psychological helpful stuff in it. propably because it was passed on from mind to mind for so long... got boiled down to just the best bits. I do get angry though when marvel (whenever I accedentally watch someting marvel) completely screws the myths up. call me oldfahioned but I prefer loki to be odin's blood brother. and actually I prefer odin to be les high and mighty and more scetchy and getting some beating every now and then... bloody sugarcoating and softwashing...

  • @jack-wulf
    @jack-wulf 3 роки тому +241

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to my depression"
    Oh.

  • @Penbwl
    @Penbwl 3 роки тому +922

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who has been really nice to me”
    You got me there

  • @LessaCaira
    @LessaCaira 3 роки тому +342

    Mine was great:
    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people and I don't want that.

    • @randomname3228
      @randomname3228 3 роки тому +13

      Omg I love that one

    • @minohki
      @minohki 3 роки тому +21

      I felt this in my soul.

    • @LillyianPuppy
      @LillyianPuppy 3 роки тому +8

      Damn...

    • @Anael_is_lost
      @Anael_is_lost 3 роки тому +9

      Lmaooo
      Mine is
      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you.
      Waw uh-?

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 3 роки тому +7

      Seriously relatable

  • @alexandras7905
    @alexandras7905 3 роки тому +64

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to too many people"
    yes this is a problem i tend to have

  • @notnyssi8210
    @notnyssi8210 3 роки тому +338

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what to do with it.” Kinda frighteningly accurate.

  • @finch3333
    @finch3333 3 роки тому +614

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and everyone else"
    They are both wrong and not wrong.....

    • @MoonlitBookworm73
      @MoonlitBookworm73 3 роки тому +32

      I am omni which means I am attracted to you and everyone else, but specifically attracted to that person in the corner. Lol

    • @bloodieghostie
      @bloodieghostie 3 роки тому +6

      @@MoonlitBookworm73 kinda like that but inverted? I like every gender, but I like guys a ⭐little less⭐

    • @MoonlitBookworm73
      @MoonlitBookworm73 3 роки тому +3

      @@bloodieghostie Yeah, omni is just pan with a preference.

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 3 роки тому +2

      "but especially you ya little cutie ;)"

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 2 роки тому +1

      Lmaoooooo

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee 3 роки тому +145

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who has been a friend and I’m so sorry I never know how I felt…”. OOOOOOOF ACCURATE AF 💯💯💯

    • @Open_Air_Museum
      @Open_Air_Museum 3 роки тому +4

      Feeling attacked right now ngl 😂

    • @rion6206
      @rion6206 3 роки тому +1

      Why is this me tho

  • @narcissisticmomoi
    @narcissisticmomoi 3 роки тому +199

    The bilingual one is a joke don't worry, the OG screenshot said it was from a group called "a group where we all act like Karens."

  • @mychemicalromanceann
    @mychemicalromanceann 3 роки тому +242

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m still not sure why”
    😂

  • @Ellenchattergirl
    @Ellenchattergirl 3 роки тому +380

    Bisexuals are attracted to...
    -Hot movie leads
    -Fictional boys
    -Every cute girl you come into contact with

    • @uwuki4975
      @uwuki4975 3 роки тому +19

      I felt this on a spiritual level

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 3 роки тому +27

      girls are always cute but sometimes guys are cute too

    • @purva4857
      @purva4857 3 роки тому +13

      uhm fictional girls too

    • @purva4857
      @purva4857 3 роки тому +1

      @@uwuki4975 ik samee!

    • @hannahwilson60
      @hannahwilson60 3 роки тому +5

      .... .. . this is me

  • @magspie04
    @magspie04 3 роки тому +281

    Shout out to my asexual biromantics who say they are just "bi" to erase confusion. You are very valid and I hope you can find people you are totally comfortable with! You truly are Ace and Bi! There is no reason you should have to hide either parts! (Unless you would prefer being closeted of course!)

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 3 роки тому +40

      I got SO MUCH SHADE for confessing I sometimes call myself a lesbian when I'm actually asexual and homoromantic. Apprently it was very wrong to call yourself your romantic attraction and this person was very having a go at me. Most of the time it's no one's buisness what my sexual orientation is, but who I date is a lot more relevant. And to aquaintances it's a lot easier and more relevant to come out as who I'm dating - only girls - therefore as a lesbian, than having to explain asexuality and intimate parts of my sex life and feelings and libido and all kinds of things that COULD come up since they've never heard of asexuality. SO much easier for me to just say lesbian and continue the conversation, and the day I get a girlfriend I will be seen as a lesbian by by-passers. I'm not ashamed the slightest of my asexuality, but sometimes it's not relevant to talk about sex, and often I don't want to explain real personal information. My closer friends and family know I'm ace and have no problems with it.

    • @claudiagomes1104
      @claudiagomes1104 3 роки тому +17

      @@SamirCCat valid as f*ck m8

    • @yolingc6589
      @yolingc6589 3 роки тому +16

      thank you! acespec biromantic here :]

    • @Paradigm-Shift208
      @Paradigm-Shift208 3 роки тому +3

      Aww. thank you : } Same to you! (In whichever case you are)

    • @ghostjam5984
      @ghostjam5984 2 роки тому +4

      Thankyou! I’m biromantic ! 💖

  • @anony-missy
    @anony-missy 3 роки тому +1068

    I’m not sure High School Musical being a metaphor for bisexuality was intentional but I do know that the director was gay, they’ve said in the years since it came out that Ryan being gay was 100% what they intended, and although I don’t think they’ve ever confirmed it officially, as a myriad of analysis videos have noted I Don’t Dance was most definitely about Ryan pushing Chad to experiment with his sexuality (“I’ll show you how I swing” lol come on). So like it’s not…impossible. There’s definitely *a vibe* if nothing else.

    • @bonthebunnycat667
      @bonthebunnycat667 3 роки тому +53

      At the end of one movie they are together and have each others cap 😳
      Then the next movie they gave him a gf sigh

    • @sashacat936
      @sashacat936 3 роки тому +111

      @@bonthebunnycat667 Lots of people think Kelsey (the "gf") is also gay and that they went to prom together as each other's beards. I stand by that headcanon

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 3 роки тому +51

      @@bonthebunnycat667 i would rather look at the fact that they swapped clothing post the song, like song finishes and boom they have swapped clothes with eachother.
      that being said i am also aro ace so i am not the best detective on this subject

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 3 роки тому +62

      Also a lot of people interpret Ryan's dad as homophobic-not blatantly but more like a "I'm ok with gays but not MY son" way-because of something that happens consistently throughout the sequel.
      Because Kenny Ortega couldn't out right say that Ryan was gay when the HSM movies came out, he layered the queer coding on thick. For example his love of theatre and more specifically dance, his more camp behaviour, the way he dressed, e.t.c.
      I'm gonna focus on the clothing a bit, specifically his hat. Because everything about his outfit was a symbol of him being gay, him wearing the hat on an angle would be no exception. Ryan's dad straightens the hat and Ryan puts it back on an angle throughout HSM2. Of course this could just be a dad "not being with the times" (like how some parents don't get ripped jeans). However because so much of what Ryan wears, and does-including a singing a song that's supposedly about baseball and dance-I wouldn't be surprised if the hat thing is another analogy for Ryan being gay and for his dad wanting him to be straight/being in denial about Ryan being gay.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 3 роки тому +24

      Dawn Star - I love this analysis. If only Disney was actually progressive and just allowed this stuff to be text instead of subtext...

  • @mehboobhassan371
    @mehboobhassan371 3 роки тому +122

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to a good night's sleep." I mean who isn't?

    • @hannahwilson60
      @hannahwilson60 3 роки тому +6

      Me who reads all night because I am attracted to the fictional guys in the book.
      "Nervous Bi laughter" I need to sleep lol

  • @Robin-hoodie
    @Robin-hoodie 3 роки тому +66

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't know why " yup that sums it up!

  • @somedwarvenwriter7535
    @somedwarvenwriter7535 3 роки тому +302

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is just a good friend.”
    Laughing in ace spec rn.

  • @pandagrace9856
    @pandagrace9856 3 роки тому +17

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to someone who has a little chaotic background"
    There you have it, folks, I'm attracted to chaos apparently

  • @jessicarogers6801
    @jessicarogers6801 3 роки тому +643

    "I'm bisexual and I'm sorry for not getting back to you sooner." OOF Appropriate for coming out in my late 20s & forgetting to text people back.

  • @Ssaisai8
    @Ssaisai8 3 роки тому +60

    “I’m bisexual which means i’m going back to sleep now”
    yes

    • @sleepingroses761
      @sleepingroses761 3 роки тому

      💙💜💗 As bi person with a sleep disorder this is so funny!

  • @wetpaper4885
    @wetpaper4885 3 роки тому +38

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people like me." Wow. True.

    • @baldxiao
      @baldxiao 2 роки тому +1

      I think that may just be narcissistic

  • @kuhnuckles1
    @kuhnuckles1 3 роки тому +764

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her friends lol”
    Whelp

    • @iamahiphopfan3759
      @iamahiphopfan3759 3 роки тому +34

      I got
      “I'm bisexual so I'm attracted to her but I'm sure she's doing well”

    • @IonIsFalling7217
      @IonIsFalling7217 3 роки тому +9

      Hahaha your phone knows

    • @Yellowiolet
      @Yellowiolet 3 роки тому +18

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be a curator of your life
      What

    • @ishana6038
      @ishana6038 3 роки тому +14

      i'm bisexual so i'm attracted to men and women who are surprisingly small to get professional help ....
      tf ?

    • @kuhnuckles1
      @kuhnuckles1 3 роки тому +12

      @@ishana6038 so you’re looking for a significant other that’s short and needs therapy? Lucky for you, basically every bisexual falls into that second category 😂

  • @keithcass257
    @keithcass257 3 роки тому +450

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to sleep and I feel bad for you”
    Huh.

    • @maddyw22_
      @maddyw22_ 3 роки тому +24

      “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I’m bisexual lol”
      Well.

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 3 роки тому +24

      I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but like I’m so dumb. BAIAJSJSKDKS PLS

    • @MariannesStudio
      @MariannesStudio 3 роки тому +21

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me.
      😭💀

    • @ultimaterabieshaver
      @ultimaterabieshaver 3 роки тому +11

      “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else and i just don’t want anyone to know who they are lol”

    • @arienesantos7891
      @arienesantos7891 3 роки тому +8

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and prosperous New year to you and your family
      What? Lmao

  • @cecelorence9785
    @cecelorence9785 3 роки тому +55

    “I’m bisexual which means that the government is not a good idea to get the best out of life”
    I-... I literally don't know how to respond to this lol

  • @alexlight1759
    @alexlight1759 3 роки тому +1003

    That was so quick. It felt like 2 minutes... Jamie, you're master at this craft, just HOW?????

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox 3 роки тому +8

      The memes were only 7 minutes

    • @alondracabiedes
      @alondracabiedes 3 роки тому +6

      Right! He makes the ads (2 mins max) seem so much longer than his 10 mins video. I kitten interruptions or bloopers but I think it might be since he's feeling a little under the weather *cue voice-crack* 🤪 lol

    • @alondracabiedes
      @alondracabiedes 3 роки тому +3

      I *was expecting a* kitten

    • @megamonster1088
      @megamonster1088 3 роки тому +1

      Thats what she said.
      🤣 i am so sorry.

    • @ebonykimball6579
      @ebonykimball6579 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah man I could easily watch half an hour of this 👌

  • @Colipz
    @Colipz 3 роки тому +626

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure if that’s what I’m saying I just don’t think I need anything lol” it knows how very indecisive I am

    • @Renge43
      @Renge43 3 роки тому +18

      I did the bisexual one. It said I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her family.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 роки тому +4

      @@Renge43 um… 😳 awkward lol

    • @Renge43
      @Renge43 3 роки тому +4

      @@thesleepydot Hey it never said which members. I could like her and her brother. Lol but yeah

    • @elliotmaclean6508
      @elliotmaclean6508 3 роки тому +10

      I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m bisexual but I’m bisexual I just can’t do that anymore but I’m just not really sure I know what I want

    • @Iskou307
      @Iskou307 3 роки тому +6

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I don't want to be a part of the day but I don't think I have to go to the store and get it done.

  • @lorien_braga
    @lorien_braga 3 роки тому +20

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are sharing connections ideas and opportunities"
    ok, I can live with that

  • @moiramontoya1023
    @moiramontoya1023 3 роки тому +83

    A gay guy once told me he deserved
    to hold a pride flag more than me because I'm "half straight" I thought he just might be ignorant and tried to tell him that that isn't how it is: "no actually, it doesn't work like that. I'm just wholly bi" the reply I got was "umm no" yeah, bi erasure so fun.
    Thanks so much for the great video Jamie you've brightened up my day.

  • @caitlynbaker
    @caitlynbaker 3 роки тому +36

    “Sand is actually really irritating”
    I’m now half convinced that you’re actually Anakin Skywalker

    • @nomila634
      @nomila634 2 роки тому

      Literally just scrolling for this comment!!

  • @gawdpromaxultra703
    @gawdpromaxultra703 3 роки тому +1380

    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to Chris Hemsworth and wanna be him. My phone knows too much, gotta kill it now

  • @n00n3ynight
    @n00n3ynight 3 роки тому +195

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are not even a little more than a mile away" lol

  • @yoongi_is_swag
    @yoongi_is_swag 3 роки тому +10

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are so cute but I'm a mess."
    Yes

  • @SomeBorkedAccount
    @SomeBorkedAccount 3 роки тому +256

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the house and I don't have to go to the store."
    My predictive text either knows me way too well or not at all.

    • @universal_stupidity
      @universal_stupidity 3 роки тому +4

      Why do they all somehow fit tho

    • @milktortoisewisdoms3449
      @milktortoisewisdoms3449 3 роки тому +7

      "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to the moon and back of the alliance for my birthday"

    • @avey1501
      @avey1501 3 роки тому +4

      "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the right person for the use of me 🙂" I'm getting a new phone.

    • @mouse_beam-hk6vm
      @mouse_beam-hk6vm 3 роки тому +5

      I'm bisexual witch means you don't like the fact you can get it right away and I love it

    • @ArtIsHuman
      @ArtIsHuman 3 роки тому +7

      "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and says to you that I am here because I want the money. "
      Don't ask me where that came from.

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 3 роки тому +362

    Deadpool is cool, I love when people don't know he's canonically pansexual and talk shit about him getting pegged being all "don't make my superheroes gayist!" xD

    • @noxmullen3961
      @noxmullen3961 3 роки тому +49

      Of course he's Pan he's a fucking Pan mascot and ain't no one gonna take that away from us we need representation 😌💓💛💙

    • @noxmullen3961
      @noxmullen3961 3 роки тому +28

      Pan safe space here

    • @Cuddleshock
      @Cuddleshock 3 роки тому +23

      They'd also attribute his inability to die to his mutation, rather than the _true_ cause: his sexuality. The non-Pan people will never know that we are _all_ undying...

    • @draculaslapdog3133
      @draculaslapdog3133 3 роки тому

      Don't need to make Superman gay, has an alien.

    • @draculaslapdog3133
      @draculaslapdog3133 3 роки тому +1

      @@noxmullen3961 you people are such narcissists, think yourself lucky, you're definately not a victim. 🤣🤣

  • @emma-janeadamson4099
    @emma-janeadamson4099 Рік тому +2

    As a straight, cis woman in my 40s, I was last single in the 90s, and back then I found the idea of seeing a bisexual guy uncomfortable because I felt they'd have needs I couldn't meet. I honestly don't know how I'd feel now, but I'm glad the younger generations are feeling freer.

  • @jia933
    @jia933 3 роки тому +488

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to men and women.". My keyboard is educated y'all 😭

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 роки тому +10

      Yo, you have a smart keyboard c'x

    • @c4tm340w
      @c4tm340w 3 роки тому +16

      I’m bisexual which means I’m a gay lesbian lesbian and bisexual lesbian bisexual lol
      Wow. I mean my keyboard knows that I used to identify as a lesbian??

    • @Ella-ib5wr
      @Ella-ib5wr 3 роки тому +17

      "I'm bisexual wich means I'm attracted to you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you" interesting

    • @lillypop3535
      @lillypop3535 3 роки тому +17

      "im bisexual which means i think she and he is definitely a good thing for me" LOL

    • @neonjoker
      @neonjoker 3 роки тому +15

      I'm bisexual and I'm attracted to me even if it's not too late to get a life... keyboard why?

  • @crumble2000
    @crumble2000 3 роки тому +222

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the people that I have not seen in a long time"
    "I'm genderfluid which means my gender is not in my mind and I don't know what it is"

  • @TheDilemma76
    @TheDilemma76 2 роки тому +6

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women and people who aren’t women.”
    I think this is how I’m going to explain what being bisexual is.

  • @mschrisfrank2420
    @mschrisfrank2420 3 роки тому +87

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have no rights” Damn! That got too real.

    • @sourojachowdhuryyy4852
      @sourojachowdhuryyy4852 3 роки тому +5

      I'm bisexual which means he think that she was not a big deal for you completely different ethnicity the exact opposite to the door

  • @Esma8
    @Esma8 3 роки тому +63

    This is what I got with the predictive text: “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who have no clue about the situation”

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 3 роки тому +2

      Ouch, why are you calling me out like this?

  • @mariereed2531
    @mariereed2531 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for covering topics on Bisexuality. I've known I've been bi since I was pre-teen but it's always felt weird to come out as bi because of the assumptions about bi people. Going into how a lot of people consider Lady Gaga to be "such a great ally" that's how I feel a lot of times ("just an ally") because I tend to date men, but am still attracted to women and non-binary people. Your bi content is helping me be more confident in my identity. Thank you!
    Also, I love all of your videos on trans topics as well. I identify as a cis woman but have had lots of questions about what it's like to be trans and don't have much courage to ask my trans friends mostly because I don't want to offend by saying the wrong things. Because of your videos, I've been learning more answers to questions I'm too afraid to ask (at least on the FtM side) and also how to word things correctly for if I do want to ask trans friends about their experiences. Thank you again!

  • @renilise
    @renilise 3 роки тому +98

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to women who have to go through a different dimension"
    How nice

    • @maddyw22_
      @maddyw22_ 3 роки тому +8

      Star vs the Forces of Evil fans:

  • @phoenixwasnthere
    @phoenixwasnthere 3 роки тому +90

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to damaged men with white hair”
    I’M SCREAMING

    • @vickilovesart1453
      @vickilovesart1453 3 роки тому +3

      WHY IS IT TRUE

    • @jim6418
      @jim6418 2 роки тому

      Coroas de cabelos brancos são uns gostosos,vivaaaa o Bissexual 😄💞

    • @plateofspaghetti5029
      @plateofspaghetti5029 2 роки тому +1

      My mind kinda went to Peter Hayes from BRMC for some reason? xD

    • @Sticks_Editzzz
      @Sticks_Editzzz 2 роки тому +3

      NAGITO KOMEADA I SIMP FOR NAGITO KOMEADA

    • @marleenedith7682
      @marleenedith7682 2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha I’m bi and my boyfriend is a damaged man with white hair😂

  • @theminegirl3775
    @theminegirl3775 3 роки тому +10

    Now everytime I hear someone saying "I'm bi" I can instantly hear that meme "I'm not straight, I'm not gay either. I'm bi. Bi myself" idk why 😭😂

  • @SyndieSimon
    @SyndieSimon 3 роки тому +79

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women in my opinion and I’m so confused” 😂 😂 I’m dying

  • @shjobbi
    @shjobbi 3 роки тому +121

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who have a lot of experience in the world of the world and I am not a big fan of the world." DEAD

  • @ashleyjackson7669
    @ashleyjackson7669 3 роки тому +8

    “Y’all be like ‘bi rights!!!’ until a bisexual has a preference for the opposite gender”
    Hola from a bi gal with a preference for guys :)

  • @TransLauraNumbers
    @TransLauraNumbers 3 роки тому +86

    I got these two:
    i'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you
    and
    i'm bisexual which means you're all at risk.

    • @SoularSlothesk
      @SoularSlothesk 3 роки тому +10

      That's too accurate.

    • @thesadumbreon
      @thesadumbreon 3 роки тому +1

      same

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 3 роки тому +4

      I'm Biromantic which means that the Isle of Man of steel and I will be able to get a chance to live in the future
      I- what?
      I'm asexual which means I don't have a nice day and I will be able to make sure you are not interested
      Ok... That one almost made sense

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 3 роки тому

      I got those too!! 🤣💀

    • @caljones
      @caljones 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, “risk” fits for me

  • @Occhii_Docchii
    @Occhii_Docchii 3 роки тому +198

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is gay and bisexual”
    Makes sense

  • @gcfalconi
    @gcfalconi 3 роки тому +3

    so many of the bi jokes i find around are cisnormative and genital-focused so it’s just really refreshing and comforting to watch this video ♥️

  • @lemmikkimilkyway4674
    @lemmikkimilkyway4674 3 роки тому +140

    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who have been born in a way of capitalism
    Interesting

    • @toastersimp5298
      @toastersimp5298 3 роки тому +19

      I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and healthy new year old.
      I don't know what to make of mine.

    • @theemofemboycatgirlw3214
      @theemofemboycatgirlw3214 3 роки тому +7

      Capitalism is a beautiful thing because you can even sell socialism which is just *chef's kiss*

    • @olivers.7821
      @olivers.7821 3 роки тому

      Hold up

    • @olivers.7821
      @olivers.7821 3 роки тому +1

      @@toastersimp5298 hold up

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 3 роки тому +5

      I'm not bi but I *am* attracted to people who don't want anything to do with me because I am, in fact, a dumbass

  • @sweetest-sweater
    @sweetest-sweater 3 роки тому +377

    i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to her and her boyfriend
    and then i started dating both of them.
    that’s not just because i’m bi, though. that’s because i’m polyamorous 🌈🌈🌈
    (seriously, my partners love that that’s what the predictive text came up with 😅😅😅)

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 роки тому +34

      You did it you crazy kid, you are The Bisexual

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 3 роки тому +13

      Polyamory sounds cool
      Next time I start dating someone I'll make it clear that I'm fine with it as long as everyone knows what's up.

    • @sweetest-sweater
      @sweetest-sweater 3 роки тому +21

      @@henryfleischer404 you’ve put your finger on it, communication is the key. trust, loyalty (a much bigger deal than people realise) and honesty are the keystones to success 😋
      play safe, play nice, and play well with others 🥰❤️❤️❤️

    • @gutegute679
      @gutegute679 3 роки тому +1

      All the best for you, just make sure to not get unicorned :)

    • @sweetest-sweater
      @sweetest-sweater 3 роки тому +1

      @@gutegute679 thank you so much for your comment, and for caring about me enough to do so!!
      i had never actually heard of the term “unicorn” in relation to polyamory before 😅 this opened up a really cool, lovely, and affirming discussion between me and my partners about respect, understanding, honesty, and openness ❤️❤️❤️ so, thank you again! 😋

  • @Voidthedemigod
    @Voidthedemigod 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that I like to date because they have the best personality traits” so true bro

  • @gracie.bear.fidgets6858
    @gracie.bear.fidgets6858 3 роки тому +196

    New bisexual meme. "Im as straight as an octagon." "So your bisexual?" "Yes Steven, indeed I fucking am."
    Edit: yall, i did not mean to gwt this many likes. Thank you for OVER 200 likes!!

  • @Hatfright
    @Hatfright 3 роки тому +133

    Jamie: Sand is irritating
    Every prequel meemer out there: *le gasp*

    • @Punk_Male
      @Punk_Male 3 роки тому +18

      I don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

    • @shoopwoopy9389
      @shoopwoopy9389 3 роки тому +6

      not like here, here everything is soft and smooth

    • @maggiereyrussell4839
      @maggiereyrussell4839 3 роки тому +2

      I was waiting for this comment

    • @vampirecaptain7676
      @vampirecaptain7676 3 роки тому +2

      I found it.

    • @TJBaer-kq1he
      @TJBaer-kq1he 3 роки тому +3

      My mind also immediately went here when he said that. :P

  • @gwendyrv5525
    @gwendyrv5525 2 роки тому +3

    5:27 Jamie being the most handsome and cutest man on earth 🥺😭 that laugh

  • @miki957
    @miki957 3 роки тому +115

    “Im asexual which means that the only person that I have is a problem.”
    - I mean, it’s not wrong

    • @jessekos1859
      @jessekos1859 3 роки тому +7

      "I'm asexual which means that I don't know if I was het."
      - Yeah, I did think I was het for a while before I figured out asexuality.

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 3 роки тому +2

      So... are you aromantic too?

    • @lilliedawn1715
      @lilliedawn1715 3 роки тому +6

      "I'm asexual which means I have to get another one for the pieces planted here"

    • @miki957
      @miki957 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cherrycreamsoda1 😂 yes

    • @karo7354
      @karo7354 3 роки тому +11

      "I'm asexual which means that I will not be able to sleep tonight."
      true

  • @IMissMyAngel
    @IMissMyAngel 3 роки тому +65

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to this thread as a Pansexual"
    Makes sense

  • @crazycatlady2310
    @crazycatlady2310 Рік тому +3

    The problem with me is that 20% of the time I'm like 'hell yeah I'm bi", 55% of the time I'm convinced I'm straight and just want attention, and 25% of the time I'm convinced I'm gay but just lying to myself. 😂

  • @SamSam56789
    @SamSam56789 3 роки тому +12

    3:53 i got "im bisexual which means im attracted to the world of people who livr in my heart" thats soo cute!

  • @Cherrycreamsoda1
    @Cherrycreamsoda1 3 роки тому +256

    “I’m Demisexual which means that I’m attracted to the people who are not feeling well that they have to be somewhere else I don’t think they have a lot to say about them and they don’t want them in their life and I don’t want them in my bed”
    Wow, this is insanely accurate. Especially the part about not wanting anyone in my bed 💀

    • @robcerasuolo9207
      @robcerasuolo9207 3 роки тому +2

      @Cherry Cola
      Well, there's always the couch. 🤪
      (JK)

    • @LilCatDude
      @LilCatDude 3 роки тому +5

      I’m Demisexual which means that I’m attracted to someone that is a good friend to my life so I’m attracted to someone I don’t think I have ever been there and I’m still in love the people that are so far behind my life
      That was closer than I expected 😅

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 3 роки тому +3

      @@LilCatDude damn, I feel attacked 😂😂

    • @LilCatDude
      @LilCatDude 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cherrycreamsoda1 honestly I do too

    • @milnohr
      @milnohr 3 роки тому +2

      I'm just gonan do it here with my sexuality ahem.
      "I am Asexual which means that I am attracted to a man I love u and love me to"
      Well if man is humanity then a bit I guess yeah

  • @1Gw3nd0lyn1
    @1Gw3nd0lyn1 3 роки тому +7

    I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m so sad that she doesn’t know how much I love her. LMAO

  • @zandrag8692
    @zandrag8692 3 роки тому +56

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the new York, NY, USA. I am a beautiful person." That was nice to hear :)

  • @thecraziestcrayon
    @thecraziestcrayon 3 роки тому +41

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the people who are not interested in me"
    Predictive text be calling me out

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 роки тому +7

      Same lmao. How does it know? 😭

    • @samc2261
      @samc2261 3 роки тому

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 not the only ppl it’s true of lol we should form a club ahah

  • @kpopstan8620
    @kpopstan8620 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your life is the way I am feeling healthy and alive"
    Lmao whuut haha

  • @CaliBubba01
    @CaliBubba01 3 роки тому +29

    "I'm bisexual and I'm not going that far" well that's too accurate 😂
    So glad my partner links me your videos. You Are So Damn Wholesome

  • @nutmegswirl8323
    @nutmegswirl8323 3 роки тому +101

    "I'm bisexual with means I'm attracted to women and the other way of thinking." ~💗

  • @nekomataumbreon
    @nekomataumbreon 2 роки тому +1

    My counselor took me to an lgbtq family night event at my favorite coffee shop because she wanted to support me and I just felt like sharing that.

  • @LPNurja
    @LPNurja 3 роки тому +33

    7:55 Totally agree. It doesn't even matter whether or not *fictional* characters are "canonically" queer, they're fictional. Especially comic book characters get rewritten and re-invented all the time. PLUS, they never complain when a canonically queer character is made straight for movies/TV (Riverdale, Constantine)

    • @jsimpers
      @jsimpers 3 роки тому +3

      At least now (on the CW) Constantine has been played as pansexual.

  • @sleepy-emerald
    @sleepy-emerald 3 роки тому +317

    *Nervous I-want-to-be-androgynous genderfluid laughter*

    • @nicegenderbro8814
      @nicegenderbro8814 3 роки тому +3

      What's the pride flag next to the gender fluid flag?

    • @nicegenderbro8814
      @nicegenderbro8814 3 роки тому +2

      On your profile picture

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 роки тому +9

      @@nicegenderbro8814 Abrosexual & abroromantic.

    • @chloec8538
      @chloec8538 3 роки тому +3

      @@nicegenderbro8814
      I think its a variation of the abrosexual flag.

    • @TheQueerLeaf
      @TheQueerLeaf 3 роки тому +1

      MOOD

  • @ammitthedevourer7316
    @ammitthedevourer7316 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure if it’s okay to say anything” accurate ✌️

  • @charleighflorence6764
    @charleighflorence6764 3 роки тому +23

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her I just want her and her friends.” Okay but I screamed. This too accurate. I am attracted to every single woman that is nice to me 💀

  • @beautifuldarkangel6099
    @beautifuldarkangel6099 3 роки тому +70

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world to be able and not to show that I'm a true God."
    "I am genderfluid which means that you have a problem at the moment."
    "I am a switch which means I'm attracted to the bathroom hoping that it was the last thing you wanted me a little time."
    Okay all of these are hilarious. And yes if you haven't already gathered the information I think making decisions is stupid.

  • @btorri1820
    @btorri1820 3 роки тому +5

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted by you and I just feel love” wow

  • @Cuddleshock
    @Cuddleshock 3 роки тому +50

    "I'm Pansexual, which means I'm attracted to you as a builder and I am sure you can appreciate that."

    • @Pudddle
      @Pudddle 3 роки тому

      I think this is called "Minecraftsexual"

    • @Cuddleshock
      @Cuddleshock 3 роки тому

      @@Pudddle I do not recommend sleeping with Minecraft players.

    • @Pudddle
      @Pudddle 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cuddleshock 😂

    • @EnteiFire4
      @EnteiFire4 3 роки тому +1

      As long as they know how to use their tools...

  • @Itsang_ham
    @Itsang_ham 3 роки тому +243

    “I’m asexual which means I’m not lying lol I hate that lol.”- Damn

    • @Cherrycreamsoda1
      @Cherrycreamsoda1 3 роки тому +1

      I don't understand

    • @nonorina1237
      @nonorina1237 3 роки тому +10

      *relatable*

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 3 роки тому +3

      So relatable

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 3 роки тому +17

      “I’m asexual which means I’m not trying to be a bad person but I’m so glad I don’t understand why I’m not going through this nonsense”

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun 3 роки тому +10

      “I’m asexual wich means that I’m not sure what to do with my life and not even get that much better than what I was.”

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 3 роки тому +2

    6:15 Isn't one of the leading theory that Chad (Troy's bestfriend) is bi. Especially hinted in HSM 2, specifically the "I Don't Dance" arc. Are They Gay has a great video on it!

  • @shego1142
    @shego1142 3 роки тому +80

    “I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that you have a different perspective on your life and your soul lol”
    Well then

  • @lucienfortner841
    @lucienfortner841 3 роки тому +133

    "Deadpool can't be bi, it's not Canon" Well that is technically correct. Deadpool is canonically pan, not bi. They have a lot of similarities and struggles in common, but they're not the same thing. As a pansexual, I'm sick and tired of people wanting to pretend we're "just bi."

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 роки тому +21

      As an asexual with an ambiguous romantic orientation, I often struggle with the "just gay" or "basically bi" phrases. It sucks. Once again it is Ace/Pan solidarity

    • @misscornicat
      @misscornicat 3 роки тому +9

      As a omnisexual I completely relate to that

    • @celestestellatram1467
      @celestestellatram1467 3 роки тому +9

      I never understood what the difference is, since bisexuality is defined as attraction regardless of gender as far back as the 70s :0

    • @fazelehzmn7018
      @fazelehzmn7018 3 роки тому +1

      @@celestestellatram1467 yeah me too

    • @anstheram
      @anstheram 3 роки тому +31

      @@celestestellatram1467 Bisexuality is usually defined as attraction to two or more genders, or attraction two a gender that you are and a gender you are not. Pansexuality is usually defined as attraction regardless of gender or that gender is never even considered in attraction, whereas Bi people can have preferences of gender or feel attraction differently to different genders, similar to Omnisexuality.
      Regardless, it is also important to understand that these are all labels, and do not have any set in stone definition, but rather are used to help people, be it others or the person using a label, to understand someone.

  • @iloveurstyle
    @iloveurstyle 3 роки тому +2

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m not sure what I can tell you” damn that’s accurate

  • @LPNurja
    @LPNurja 3 роки тому +24

    3:00 Someone cut it off, but this meme is from a facebook, sorry "meta" group called "A group where we all pretend to be Karens". So yes, it's a joke, and a brilliant one at that

  • @eastia7518
    @eastia7518 3 роки тому +103

    I'm bisexual and nonbinary so I'm DEFINITELY not 50% gay 50% straight. I like men and women both in a distinctly bisexual way. Slightly feminine boys, slightly masculine girls, and any flavor of enbies.

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 3 роки тому +8

      Same, lmao.

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 3 роки тому +12

      Yesss I can relate to that. Even though to be honest I don't mind people thinking it's 50/50. Better that then "it's just a phase"

    • @Migkamilla
      @Migkamilla 2 роки тому +1

      Same 😊

  • @Joel-nu1ed
    @Joel-nu1ed 5 місяців тому

    I am so glad that he included the chapters just for that sponsor section because sponsors have their own chapter. It makes them easier to skip over.

  • @Camerontyler0
    @Camerontyler0 3 роки тому +38

    "I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to someone who knows me" kinda true🤷‍♂️

  • @whereiswilloww
    @whereiswilloww 3 роки тому +6

    3:39 "I'm bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that I have no idea what to do" predictive text, what

  • @callisto5097
    @callisto5097 2 роки тому +1

    2:35 exactly what happened to me! Realised I was bi after lockdown ended because suddenly everyone was so attractive :') I never realised before, but being away from people made me VERY aware of how many people were attractive when I got to be around them again
    Also found out a little later that I was trans :')

  • @winterpagel216
    @winterpagel216 3 роки тому +11

    I'm bi in a relationship with a cis straight guy. We're always talking about how cute people are and regularly send each other pictures of Instagram models. We both also have a huge crush on Halsey. Talk about couple goals lol

  • @Azavelika
    @Azavelika 3 роки тому +96

    I'm a bisexual trans girl, but I usually describe myself as "like 95% lesbian" because I'm mostly interested in other women. It most certainly is not 50/50 for the majority of bi people.

    • @noxmullen3961
      @noxmullen3961 3 роки тому +14

      This is valid and no matter if your feeling more bi or more Lesbian it doesn't matter as long as you can feel like yourself and be comfortable

    • @kcthefrogusedyt8319
      @kcthefrogusedyt8319 3 роки тому +1

      @@noxmullen3961 exactly

    • @sakurasensations4786
      @sakurasensations4786 3 роки тому +4

      Definitely. I’d say I’m 70% female attracted and 30% male attracted. It changes though. Very unpredictable.

    • @sleepingroses761
      @sleepingroses761 3 роки тому +2

      @@sakurasensations4786 Have you seen Shaaba's video about "The Bi-cycle"? I found it SO relatable.

    • @scribblebee5412
      @scribblebee5412 3 роки тому +1

      My friend was in a similar situation with their sexuality but then they found the term homoflexible and they felt much more comfortable and confident in their sexuality.
      Not saying you should choose that term (that decision is up to you and you alone) I'm just trying to help and shed light on a term not often known

  • @johnlondonbimeetup7961
    @johnlondonbimeetup7961 3 роки тому +3

    5:52 Bi-agara Falls :) Thank folk from the NYC Bi group(s) for organising that (won't mention names here).

  • @DaniWallaby
    @DaniWallaby 3 роки тому +12

    "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the fact I am not sure what the problem was."
    How does this somehow make sense to me? Lol

  • @unixtheproto4938
    @unixtheproto4938 3 роки тому +29

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I am not in the world anymore and I’m just a good friend and I’m just not sure what to say to myself I am so glad that you can see it in the world of life.”
    Wtf…

  • @Mockingjay975
    @Mockingjay975 2 роки тому +1

    *waddles over to you* just cracked me up 😂

  • @JaCaBrA144
    @JaCaBrA144 3 роки тому +8

    “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much they have been in my mind for a few weeks lol”
    Didn’t expect to get called out this hard

  • @hallotschuss4177
    @hallotschuss4177 3 роки тому +61

    "I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the soaked lentils. I'm fine."
    OMG, did I get the definition wrong? 🤣 To be fair, I don't usually text in English and in German it didn't work at all.

    • @grubbitt
      @grubbitt 3 роки тому +3

      Amazing 🙌

    • @PrincessJamiG
      @PrincessJamiG 3 роки тому +2

      😄😅🤣

    • @susannam3923
      @susannam3923 3 роки тому +5

      "Ich bin bi, das heisst ich mag die Suche nach einer neuen Herausforderung":)) Linsen sind aber auch gut

  • @alex_is_back17
    @alex_is_back17 Рік тому

    I’m biromantic/nonbinary and you’re videos make me feel so valid! I’m very feminine and in a relationship with a guy and have a few people in my life who don’t think I’m gay enough, your videos are a safe space for me.❤

  • @CrushedParagon
    @CrushedParagon 3 роки тому +97

    I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to him and his wife

    • @atleynater
      @atleynater 3 роки тому +6

      i mean.....

    • @atlazz_
      @atlazz_ 3 роки тому +1

      true tho lol

    • @aproudpan-da1990
      @aproudpan-da1990 3 роки тому

      I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and cuffed you and

    • @sleepingroses761
      @sleepingroses761 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂 Celebrity crushes, anyone?

  • @tamaraclare2059
    @tamaraclare2059 3 роки тому +10

    I've always liked to think of bisexuals like werewolves. A werewolf can be human shaped but it is still a werewolf, it can be wolf shaped but it is still a werewolf. A bisexual can be in a same sex relationship and still be bisexual, in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex and they are STILL BISEXUAL. So, basically, we're werewolves.

    • @therainoutside5835
      @therainoutside5835 3 роки тому

      Amazing, let's wait till the next full moon and hunt homophobes!

    • @katherinestar1831
      @katherinestar1831 3 роки тому

      This is such a funny analogy I like it! 😅