Just when i thought i'd conquered my demons and could commit to my wife and be a good husband finally that bunny boiling succubus Kotton calls me on face time, looks me square in the eye, smiles, winks then says "Hey baby, what you wearing?" and now i'm in A+E unable to walk with a beanie lodged in my intestines
@@kotton it looks like it plays a bit stiff? would you agree? I just mean the actual movement looks/feels a lot less smooth than compared to Tarkov ya? its not a bad thing, just interesting
Why should I play Tarkov? Its 8 years old now .. same lag and same problems. Regardless if this is a chinese ripoff , its fun and runs way better than Tarkov. I get people really wana justify their purchase of EOD 8 years ago , but its old now... New games are coming out that are better,
@@kotton Fun is subjective, and of course it runs better than Tarkov, it's literally a pc port of a low budget mobile game. How much did tencent give you to be a content creator for this shit game or did you just follow everyone else in it being the flavor of the month game?
@@Saxony Oh no, the reddit mod found kotton's youtube. Ugh, go spread your garbage slop somewhere else, if you can't improve on your trash game others will, Battlestate chose to sit on their laurels now they get overtaken. Simple market forces like it or not they lost and they were the ones that shot themselves in the foot.
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hope your feeling better and hope to see you live Wednesday Kotton dad
the alex jones impersonations are my favorite, shit has me cracking up. good shit papa kotton
Kotten nails impressions, I personally love the Krusty laugh and the Hans.
I was going to comment that it had me in tears man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s always great to see a new video from Kotton! Really glad you’re back.
4:48 It was at this moment he knew,he f-ed up 🤣
Ah yes the pizza delivery petite girl ❤
Man I missed you, Kotten.
Love the comeback, we missed you and you made me laugh so much. That laugh is contagious keep it up and I hope you’re healed up correctly
The angry wife story is 100% relatable, pretty sure that happens in every relationship.
Just when i thought i'd conquered my demons and could commit to my wife and be a good husband finally that bunny boiling succubus Kotton calls me on face time, looks me square in the eye, smiles, winks then says "Hey baby, what you wearing?" and now i'm in A+E unable to walk with a beanie lodged in my intestines
My mum said shes still waiting for you to call her..... its been 5 years now dad
Man I used to love watching you play Tarkov! Big ❤ from quikdraw homie
Glad your back Kotton Happy birthday!.
Good to see you back at it.
i love story time with kotton :)
What am I seeing? Uncle Kotton putting on comtacts?
Let’s gooo! He’s back! Get ChickenPrism in here!
But how much did you tip the girl?
Guess there won’t be anymore pizza from that place 😂
🤣
Upload more stories here Kotton ,the pizza delivery girl,the poop story 🤣,give us more 😁
thanks to you i'm almost only using ap-slugs with a supressed m870 :D rat leader
Friendly fire is on if using lethal items nade molotov etc. 100%😂
1:18 Boom 🤯
5:43 Nice 1v1
9:06 Boom 🤯
9:43 Dude Evaded Whole Mag
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Did you see his head go?
Last time something dropped this hard Japan surrendered. ❤
This kinda reminds me of Deadside. Miss your Deadside videos on "hello?? Are you friendly??"
"He's dead Jim"
I've been trying out this AP slug style, what's your shotgun build for this one?
Just an 870 with a red dot and suppressor. If you wanna go super cheap use ap slugs in double barrel
@@kotton Thank you!
how u can do your inventory character hide ?
That story LOL
Glad to see dad back and pakying
yeah man AP20's slap ive taken out whole squads with the DB and AP 20's. so much fun and low risk
flechette was my to go to , killed so many players with it
We need moar from the big 🐕
How tf do you prone around a corner and not get nuked on the spot? I swear some of these dudes have the craziest luck.
How are people playing this game still? It says coming soon?
whats the lore behind that he never wants to play tarkov anymore
Game is 8 years old with the same problems? It's just old , time to move onto the new hotness
Another great upload dad
Cannot wait for open beta
Cheers Kotton.
Kitten uploaded 😎
kotton you should use the battlefield 4 870 on a hardcore server such a op weapon even after they tried to nerf it... without any success
alex jones impression on point
By far the most rng bullet in the game
Just died from a slug 100 metres away
hoho, this is going to be fun
dad when you play tarkov again
This is Tarkov! 2.0
@@kotton it looks like it plays a bit stiff? would you agree? I just mean the actual movement looks/feels a lot less smooth than compared to Tarkov ya? its not a bad thing, just interesting
@@kotton much lovee my man
I need help on this game for mobile
Goat
Doesn’t count scav players as player kills
Everyone one/two taps with AP slugs but when i use it ppl need 90 shots :]]
Miss these rats ass vids from the ol tarkov days💘💋
50 seconds 9 likes... hes falling off
100%
@@kotton Love you bro
@@breebs6778dead meme dude... just stop with it shit wasn't funny back then and it's not funny now
Don’t start that shit
uhhhh... fuck you? yall are mad??
slug sniping haha
remove the ak mag. so you can save space in the bag, same us tarkov.
Sir you seem to not know what ratting is... all I see is you pressing the w key
Shotguns are so good on infinite. But sucks on mobile
didnt ask this game sucks toes
Wow, tarkov looks much better now!
You should honestly play Tarkov again instead of this chinese rip off. it's sad to see people fall for this mobile game port
Why should I play Tarkov? Its 8 years old now .. same lag and same problems. Regardless if this is a chinese ripoff , its fun and runs way better than Tarkov. I get people really wana justify their purchase of EOD 8 years ago , but its old now... New games are coming out that are better,
@@kotton Fun is subjective, and of course it runs better than Tarkov, it's literally a pc port of a low budget mobile game. How much did tencent give you to be a content creator for this shit game or did you just follow everyone else in it being the flavor of the month game?
Lmao if fun is subjective why does it make you mad to see someone having fun doing what they want?
@@Saxony Oh no, the reddit mod found kotton's youtube. Ugh, go spread your garbage slop somewhere else, if you can't improve on your trash game others will, Battlestate chose to sit on their laurels now they get overtaken. Simple market forces like it or not they lost and they were the ones that shot themselves in the foot.
@@kotton STOP HAVING FUN KOTTON! :D :D :D