Harry Potter Tequila: A
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- Опубліковано 20 чер 2020
- Thank you, Chris Turner, for hosting this contest! #dropthebeatgoodsir
Here's the contest and rules, if you're interested in knowing why these lyrics are oddly specific:
• Calling all Rappers! (...
Lyrics:
Drop the beat good sir
Tonight we taking shots with Harry Potter
Fuck the butterbeer you know what we prefer
Straight Sauza baby yeah it’s gonna be tequila
Hit the bar with Harry celebrating getting into Hogwarts
A couple Slytherins are asking if we wanna pop corks
They like “we gon’ drink it all” and I’m like “y’all sure?”
Fuck the shot, pint, and metric system we be drinking all quarts
Amounts of liquor adding up to deka
Like follow the litre, please sir more, like a beggar
Patron is the snitch, lime is the seeker
I’m a game of quidditch and my mouth’s a bad keeper
Doing shots till our faces get more red
Tequila till I’m seeing two scars on Harry’s forehead
Spending all our galleons but we cannot afford it
Feeling like a Death Eater, shit is getting morbid
Shots flowing like a river, that’s a flash flood
Dance all night, yeah we can cut a mad rug
Can’t stand up, crashing harder than the Hindenburg
BAC 50%; I’m a half-blood
Now it’s time for me and Harry to rip joints
I see that Harry’s got a woman rubbing on his loins
I think it’s time for me to pick a chick up at this point
Bootys bouncing up and down like values of bitcoin
I give a compliment and hope that she will thank me
She like, “Not today,” and, “Get away, creep!”
Rejecting my approaches, I might not get any sex
Gotta change my pitch, like the Doppler Effect
Ugly muggles looking pretty cuz I’m buzzed like a hornet
All I see are witches cuz my vision is distorted
Harry hanging back so he can watch my performance
Catching fishy bitches? Might call that a Whore NetTM
Finally caught one and now we’re sitting in the car park
She kissed my neck and it left a Dark Mark
We’re too drunk to drive both of our cars
Gotta take a broomstick Uber home and do the Karl Marx
And by that I mean, uh seize the means of your fetus production
We don’t need instructions
she got me unbuttoned, no interruptions
shit is getting loud like we were doing construction
I’m Vesuvius the Mountain right before the eruption
Now we back at the dorm
At the house of Gryffindor
I’m like, “Alohomora” to her bedroom door
Clothes on the floor, making love, not war
Dick long like Free Bird,
I got that Yummy Yummy like Bieber
I’m a Family Guy cuz I got a fat Peter
No protection I pull it out like tweezers
I’m up in her eggs like Easter
Wand hard as a tree made of cedar
Damn. She got more bass than a speaker
Got her screaming out “Accio” to my weiner
Move it like a wave,
Now move it like a particle,
Quantum leaping on my dilly feels so cardinal
Watch all the tricks that I got in my arsenal
Got her more excited than a kid at a carnival
I think Harry would be proud
So ima say this shit out loud
How was it? She like, “It was annoying, kinda boring and a little disappointing.”
I’m like, “It was
Probably not as bad as you’d expect a privately educated middle class white boy to be, though, right?
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Production was accomplished with PreSonus equipment and done by LeTrainiump ( www.letrainiump.com/ ) - Розваги
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Charles maaaaaate! This was fantastic. Well done.
"I'm a family guy cos I got a fat Peter" haha
@@charlesatwork I'm gonna fit it into conversation at work tomorrow.
Not sure how my students will react tho lol
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard this. It’s dope as f*ck.
Holy smokes! This was incredible. You’re the winner, no questions asked
I finally just got "I'm a Family Guy, cause I got a fat Peter". I'm slow. lol. This whole thing is just brilliant; flow, rhyme, comic simile, hype-guy/response guy and sound effect production... you got it all in that shit!
Dude, I freak with this flow! Good work.
And that hornet pun 👌🏾
3 days later and I'm still catching puns. Great work dude
Hah I'm not the only one watching it several times then
Obviously ridiculously amazing!!nicely produced too! At first I'm thinking "at work" means Charles on a 10min break at the recording studio banging hours of voiceovers for local tv/radio commercials... But after watching 8Xs, I think Charles is a boss in an office conference room on a Monday after work using one of his employee's vlog mics. Either way I need to see more
I still love this. Every level of it is fantastic.... The little extra voice things just add another level...esp that little "yay".... So fantastic.
Your videos demonstrate great attention to detail, and a lot of effort. 🥰🥰
I came from Chris"s Channel, you good sir, is f... dope .
Oh this is incredible :))) Awesome Potter puns... that half-blood line? Genius
Bro seen your premier in Chris's video such 🔥!!!
Jesus Christ. Incredible. Love your style my guy! Definitely the stand-out of Chris’s video! 🔥
Really good mate. Easily the best (& funniest)
"Up in her eggs like Easter"🔥😂
Due you uave to release more content you have gold here !!!
Good Sir, respect for this incredible performance!
I predict your channel will be HUGE. Do your thing my man 😎
The best I love it !!
I've watched it so many times. Brilliant!
Great work dude!
Don't stop ☝️✌️🥳🥳🥳🥳
Dude this was incredible. Please keep up the amazing work!
So well written Charles! I was literally crying with laughter during this - so many clever, dynamite puns in there. Loved it.
You're a legend GoodSir
Whats the matter Charles? It has been 3 monts. We want another! ^^
This was great man well done! “I think Harry would be proud *look* ...so ima ay this shit out loud” so funny 😂
Yooo that was real fly! Awesome lyrics
really love this , dropped you a sub good sir
Ahh this was awesome man, well done, make more raps!
Back for another view after the second video went up, still my favorite!
DAAAAAAMNNNN!! Bro, I'm so sad you don't have other shit, this is FANTASTIC!! This is my winner!!!
@@charlesatwork hell yeah! I'm subscribed! ;)
Well done mate, this is awesome content, I hope you get a few subs and make something of this, id love to see more
Thank you! That’s the goal!
So many references here, every time I listen I laugh for a different reason
Killed it Charles!!! More please.
It’s so good I subbed and I sure hope I’ll see soon new videos from you
This was lit, my dude. Greetings from Belgium
Sooo good!
Def the winner
DAAAMMMMNN
hands down the best
This is still 🔥
Sooo good!!!!
😍😍
My favourite! :)
Pretty nice punches! Good job!
Still waiting on some new heat from you.
That was sick
That was so good. Without bullshit you will
Win*
Great job!
awesome
Cool job bro
Good sir, you are the winner!
how can this just have 3k views by this time? this shit is lit!
Any plans for more raps, kinda missing the energy and fun that you brought with this @Chris Turner time for another rap challenge!
@@charlesatwork Awesome!
@@charlesatwork Still hanging in here waiting for genius rhymes! 👊🏻
Long like free bird 😂😂😂😂
Really great, love to sub channels with no content, never know what to expect next :)
I like how generic the beat is so that the lyrics and the completely unhinged person behind those lyrics can shine thru. Sir, you are insane! Get him a straight jacket!
Nice
Oh, and I'd love to see a rap battle between you and Teabag - perhaps he can write you a letter or two, Stan style. Sorry, getting carried away! Haha
Awesome good :)
You have to write a song !!!!!! This is fucking nuts dude...
Anyone else notice the sex was Boring, Annoying Disappointing... This spells BAD!
Did you win bro?
So, when's the next rap video?
Right??? We need more!!
Now!
@@charlesatwork I caught it! Hilarious video and good rhymes. Looking forward to more!
Seize the means of her foetus production lol