Yeah look at her face. I want an emu but my husband was saying "what if it wants in the house and us out!?!?" And I said no, then I mistakenly showed him a video of Karen and he got even more scared 😔
@@axollot i know! And with a little touch of the old Hollywood magic! I loved her btw in that noir, last year! She should have gotten an Oscar for that one!!! Sorry, i'm a big big fan ... ☺
I'm afraid that despite Karen's Oscar win, she is a unidimensional actor. In simpler terms "Type Cast." Sure, she'll have offers coming from John Carpenter, Steven King, & Quentin Tarantino to name the big 3. You're going to be busy, hammering out contracts, roles and such. Course the only role Karen excels at is barnyard bully and/or the nemesis of a fine actor in her own right... Y O U. Stunt person to the stars. Perhaps then you'll receive all the accolades ie. money, you deserve. I'm just guessing, but did you spend anytime with the outfit named Second City?
Gives me the shivers every time she thunders up like a lightning strike. I’m always fearful Amanda won’t get her arm up in time to stop or deflect her. It’s so weird that Stanley and the other animals, except Brad, love her so much.
I love her channel. I came across her channel randomly a few months ago and can't get enough. She is so dedicated with a heart of gold. I admire your patience with Karen. Thank you for always putting a smile on our faces with your videos. The bond you share with each animal is so heart warming. 💙😊
I feel a need to protect Michael somewhat. Some would say that Michael is as dumb as a stump.If you set Michael next to a fence post you wouldnt know which was smarter. However, if you take the fence post away, the fence falls. No fence no farm. Michael is the glue that holds that whole batch of misfits together ❤
Well that was awesome- and no doubt more entertaining than the actual Oscars! Thank you for being an amazing human and for providing these animals a wonderful life💯
The whole farm is fabulous, I love each and every member of Useless Farm, and especially you, Amanda, but I just can’t go a whole day without my Michael Fix. He is...special! ❤️
I just love this channel. Please if you can, can you do a back story on all the animals on how you got them. I apologise if you already have done, I have just discovered and subscribed to your channel. Thank you for delighting us with these characters. I have to admit Michael and Stanley are my favs. 💕🇬🇧
I never I knew I needed “Useless Farm” in my life but it turns out it’s a “Not Useless farm” as it makes me laugh every time. We all need a bit of that right now. Thank you :)
I just found your channel, and LOVE you and all your animals. I couldn't sleep last night and was laying in bed at 2am laughing my head off, at your funny videos.
I was more excited about the video and results than I have ever been about the real Oscars. I’m so genuinely happy that Karen got Best Actress! I’m a fan. She’s my fave! 😍😊😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️
The Oscar for the new category of best triple-threat that not only includes singing, acting, and dancing but also includes best cinematography, editing, and directing, goes to ✨AMANDA✨! 💥🔥👏🙌❤️
I loved this so much!!! Karen sure is a great actress. She is great at sticking to her role. And Doug is the best director in the world. He's not out directing movies in the world because he feels bad for everyone else, knowing that his directing skills will triumph everyone else's skills.
Hahahahaha ...... thank you so much for sharing your wacky family with us 🤣🤣 I absolutely love ALL your animals and the way you narrate all the goofy sh** 🤪 ❤ OH and I never new Emu's made such creepy noise 🤔👀🤭
I agree, that “booming” that female emus make is super creepy; so are the multitude of Karen videos where she runs up ready to murder Amanda. It’s the seed of nightmares! Question, do you ever wonder if velociraptors actually had feathers instead of leathery skin? Watching Karen makes me wonder - and then I see sweet Stanley who loves to cuddle. Still . . . Emus and ostriches look like their dinosaur cousins whereas most birds don’t. (Brad may not look the part, but his actions speak volumes, 😂)
I absolutely love you. You are living my next life now! I always tell my kids, "On our farm". You are so entertaining, and the love between you and each animal, bird, is just beautiful. You really need your own television show. But they might ruin it. Just keep doing what you're doing. I just found your channel last week. I am so, so happy I did. The Useless Farm Oscars is going down in history. Best awards show I have ever seen. And I'm old! 😃 xoxo
I just love your bunch of beautiful babies. Gotta love Karen 😂 . I think it would be awesome to meet them in person. You definitely love them , even Brad ♥️♥️♥️
HA!!! on the dry shampoo - done' that - and the Oscar for most amazingly funny make me laugh my ass off all the live long day - Amanda - for sure !!!! - thanks for keeping it under 3 hours - take a bow
@@useless_farm wonder what would happen if you wore a very tall "hat" around Karen, making you the tallest bird, maybe with eyes like peacock feathers?? Secondly, what if you put something on Karen, to knock her down a peg.. Thirdly, maybe cook Karen and see if you get get a nice replacement? You are very funny. I don't love Karen or Brad the silky, sorry. But I love your videos and humor.
Michael is like that one guy who's not to bright, but then when something really matters out of nowhere when nobody else knows what to do, he'll come through in the clutch with the solution because it's like the single thing he remembers lol I love that dopey little guy
I think Doug’s “camera work was beyond brilliant. His meta vision and dedication to the art is truly inspiring. Also your eyebrows are on fleek. Keep up the great work. You brighten my day.
I said the same.Amanda and her Farm makes me feel better,puts a smile on my heart.Hope things get better for us both.Stay strong and keep on keeping on.....🙂💖
Loved it. I knew Michael was getting and award, but when I saw him I fell out laughing. And Pencil and the crew were so fancy and good sports for putting on their best for the awards. Keep up the content...love it
OMG, the comments are as funny as your video! I'm wiping away tears from laughter. I totally admit I watch many of your videos (discovered you a couple of months ago), but haven't subscribed yet out of fear I'll start binge-watching and forget to take care of my own farm LOL! Keep up the brilliant work with your furred and feathered gang! 🙏💖😊
I was in awe and on the edge of my seat watching the clothes, looks of acceptance, pride, confusion, arrogance, and pure narcissism. The human names are clever and well received by The Academy, and the host is amazing and hopefully welcomed back next year.
Very competitive this year for "Biggest Piece of Shit" between Brad and Karen. It was very close and came right down to the wire. Congratulations to both players! 🙂
Omg. Seeing Michael zoned out in the hay, classic!! Pencil and Stanley, I am truly in Love with. 💙💙 However, I love you and your entire farm and existence!!💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
I DIDNT watch the real Oscars but I'm so so so GLAD happy I watched the farm Oscars and wow so much better than the other, Michael looks a lot like Brad Pitt 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love it, please do it again next year ❤️
Fabulous work dahling!! I do believe Karen actually comes when called or is your timing just impeccable?? You deserve an Oscar for best stunt actress!!😉❤️
Another brilliant one 🤣.. I think I scored pretty well on guessing! 😝.. you only threw me on a handful of them! THANK YOU for a giggle …to start a Monday 🤦♀️
This was the cutest video ever. They all deserved it. I have to admit I love Brad. He's got a voice for sure. All the animals are simply adorable. They all bring a special trait. Continue to bring us fantastic videos.
The Oscar for best Human with heart of gold goes to Amanda for her role in Useless Farm. Without her it just wouldn't be possible. ❤️
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙂💖
Yes. A lifetime special achievement award!
@@annes9324 👏👏👏 BRAVO BRAVO 🏆 YAY
@@annes9324 yes definitely!
Here Here!
Karen: Absolutely committed to her "art." Just look at how she "pretends" to seethe with murderous intent! 🎉😮🎉
This was a great clip!
Yeah look at her face. I want an emu but my husband was saying "what if it wants in the house and us out!?!?" And I said no, then I mistakenly showed him a video of Karen and he got even more scared 😔
The Karen Method.
Pretends?
@@baskervillebee6097 "Pretends..." In quotation marks...
I just LOVE Karen's acceptance speech! It's so moving and humble 🤩
So dedicated and authentic ✨️ 🤣
@@axollot i know! And with a little touch of the old Hollywood magic! I loved her btw in that noir, last year! She should have gotten an Oscar for that one!!! Sorry, i'm a big big fan ... ☺
Hilarious. She's so dedicated to her fans...not.
I'm afraid that despite Karen's Oscar win, she is a unidimensional actor. In simpler terms "Type Cast." Sure, she'll have offers coming from John Carpenter, Steven King, & Quentin Tarantino to name the big 3. You're going to be busy, hammering out contracts, roles and such. Course the only role Karen excels at is barnyard bully and/or the nemesis of a fine actor in her own right...
Y O U. Stunt person to the stars. Perhaps then you'll receive all the accolades ie. money, you deserve. I'm just guessing, but did you spend anytime with the outfit named Second City?
Stanley deserved that Oscar😂.. Thx&see ya😀
The only award show I've EVER watched all the way through and ENJOYED. Bravo to all those honored here today and to the BEST MC.. 🙌🙌🙌🙌
🐴🐈🦙🦚🦆🥇, sorry, no Karen!
More please!
We didn't get to vote next time lol
As always, Karen was determined to collect her award and mow down anyone in her way🤣
Not is it staged with a gimmick stunt for views.
Karen is SO method that she stays in character of a murdering raptor, 24/7!!
Very convincing performance, indeed.
Karen always hits her cue.
Every. Terrifying. Time.
Gives me the shivers every time she thunders up like a lightning strike. I’m always fearful Amanda won’t get her arm up in time to stop or deflect her. It’s so weird that Stanley and the other animals, except Brad, love her so much.
Brad's acceptance speech went a little long but he showed a real passion for his craft.
😂😂😂😂
I love her channel. I came across her channel randomly a few months ago and can't get enough. She is so dedicated with a heart of gold. I admire your patience with Karen. Thank you for always putting a smile on our faces with your videos. The bond you share with each animal is so heart warming. 💙😊
Omg! Thank you so much for your kind words, my friend.
Ssssssaaaaammmmmeeeee to all the things!!! ❤️🦙🐓🦈
@@useless_farm you deserve 1000 supporting role awards for this ❤ quality cinema. You've created something truly special! Congrats!
Karen ready to bust through that glass ceiling!
And the award for best scriptwriter goes to Amanda!
💀💀💀
And the sexiest girl ever
This was a great video! so glad Michael won two awards he really deserves it.
I feel a need to protect Michael somewhat. Some would say that Michael is as dumb as a stump.If you set Michael next to a fence post you wouldnt know which was smarter. However, if you take the fence post away, the fence falls. No fence no farm. Michael is the glue that holds that whole batch of misfits together ❤
@@dr.nightowl2486 aww!
@@squeakybeak7832 😃
@@squeakybeak7832 I had a girlfriend named Kristi years ago. Do you think you're 🤔 related?
@@dr.nightowl2486 no kidding. Probably my aunt or cousin! 🤣🤣
Karen is mad she didn't get ALL the awards. Diva af. ✋😑
You saved the best for last, so proud of Karen’s determination!
The hole time I was on the edge of my seat waiting for her to announce Karen's award🤣
Michael is my hero.
Only Oscar’s I’ve watched in years! 🤣 lmao at how perfectly she’s picked out each goofy wacko personality!! 🏆🙌💯💯
Way to go, Michael, for your majestic work in hay!! ❤️🤣
Master of poses.
We love you too Amanda, you brought us Useless Farm and by far the star of the show!!!!!!
Karen is a method actor.
Bravo to ALL those selected but also the whole crew.... Karen was running up for her award 🏆😅
Yes, the enTHUSiasm❤
Well that was awesome- and no doubt more entertaining than the actual Oscars! Thank you for being an amazing human and for providing these animals a wonderful life💯
❤
I was worried Karen had been banned from participating? But she came through in the end!❤️👏👏👏👏
Karen is the Will Smith of the Useless Farm Oscars!
I'm not sure Karen would allow a van to affect her participation in, well... anything.
I just love Michael & Stanley...I even love Karen, despite her many flaws! Love the animals & your hysterical take on it all!
The whole farm is fabulous, I love each and every member of Useless Farm, and especially you, Amanda, but I just can’t go a whole day without my Michael Fix. He is...special! ❤️
Can’t believe how imaginative you are. I love you & your cast of characters . Don’t stop.
I just love this channel. Please if you can, can you do a back story on all the animals on how you got them. I apologise if you already have done, I have just discovered and subscribed to your channel. Thank you for delighting us with these characters. I have to admit Michael and Stanley are my favs. 💕🇬🇧
LMAO - Michael - "for acting like he knows what he's doing", followed by close up of Michael staring vacantly.😂😂 Well done!
Wow, I’ve never seen the butt feathers of a peacock! I love it💜💜
I know, right?!
Beautiful butt. Never knew I was a butt fan.
Brad seems to agree with this award.
and this also gave me motivation to clean my house today. So I thank you.
Anyone who follows, absolutely knew Brad had it in the bag! His work this year in his category, has been truly remarkable
I genuinely WAS waiting to find out who won each award! Obviously best actress no surprise. Probably an accurate representation too!
The award for "Putting Up with the Most Shit and the Most Abuse from the Best Actress GOES TO"...
Love the pigtails and the flower headwrap, lol! I think I know why Karen tries to kill you....i think she hates her name!😂😂
And the Oscar goes to Amanda for being so awesome, making us laugh and bring smiles to all our faces!!! ❤️
I would pay top dollar to be a stylist for the next awards show. Cat wigs for all!!
Bravo to all the winners, except Brad… the after party will be full on crazy !!
Amanda you’re killing it… 🤣 We love useless Farm…
Thank you for keeping us all laughing in these crap times 🤣🙏👌
I never I knew I needed “Useless Farm” in my life but it turns out it’s a “Not Useless farm” as it makes me laugh every time. We all need a bit of that right now. Thank you :)
I just found your channel, and LOVE you and all your animals. I couldn't sleep last night and was laying in bed at 2am laughing my head off, at your funny videos.
Gary has lots to say probably gonna have to play him off. 😂 Steve what a showboat! 😍
Thank you,Useless Farm for giving me the laugh and smile,I so desperately needed!Love to all on Farm and in Chat.🙂💖
Omg 😂😂😂, congratulations y'all. Well deserved🤣
I was more excited about the video and results than I have ever been about the real Oscars. I’m so genuinely happy that Karen got Best Actress!
I’m a fan. She’s my fave!
😍😊😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️
The Oscar for the new category of best triple-threat that not only includes singing, acting, and dancing but also includes best cinematography, editing, and directing, goes to ✨AMANDA✨! 💥🔥👏🙌❤️
🌠👏🌠👏🌠👏🌠💖
Writing. Lots not forget the writing
Literally the best thing I've seen in a long time!! I absolutely love all of your videos. Thank you for keeping laughing.
This is the only Oscar's I need to watch🤣🤣🤣 seriously made my day. That Karen, method actress 💯 of the time. Amazing.
Way better then that other one in hollywood
Congratulations to all the "winners!' And Karen!
Loved Karen‘s acceptance speech, glad she didn’t stumble!
I loved this so much!!! Karen sure is a great actress. She is great at sticking to her role. And Doug is the best director in the world. He's not out directing movies in the world because he feels bad for everyone else, knowing that his directing skills will triumph everyone else's skills.
Karen was amazing in "What ever happened to Baby Jane". Somehow acting like an Evil She devil comes natural for her.
Brad's speech had me in tears. Bless his heart and congratulations to him!
I'm laughing my ass off!!! How funny!! I just love your videos!!
Hahahahaha ...... thank you so much for sharing your wacky family with us 🤣🤣 I absolutely love ALL your animals and the way you narrate all the goofy sh** 🤪 ❤ OH and I never new Emu's made such creepy noise 🤔👀🤭
I agree, that “booming” that female emus make is super creepy; so are the multitude of Karen videos where she runs up ready to murder Amanda. It’s the seed of nightmares! Question, do you ever wonder if velociraptors actually had feathers instead of leathery skin? Watching Karen makes me wonder - and then I see sweet Stanley who loves to cuddle. Still . . . Emus and ostriches look like their dinosaur cousins whereas most birds don’t. (Brad may not look the part, but his actions speak volumes, 😂)
@@marshabraswell5681 Hahahahaha..... you're correct about that 🤗🤗🤗
The Oscar for the best channel on social media....Useless Farm! I have had hours of fun watching this... love from Texas
I absolutely love you. You are living my next life now! I always tell my kids, "On our farm". You are so entertaining, and the love between you and each animal, bird, is just beautiful. You really need your own television show. But they might ruin it. Just keep doing what you're doing. I just found your channel last week. I am so, so happy I did. The Useless Farm Oscars is going down in history. Best awards show I have ever seen. And I'm old! 😃 xoxo
I read this comment as "love between you and each birds asshole" and now I can't stop laughing!
I just love your bunch of beautiful babies. Gotta love Karen 😂 . I think it would be awesome to meet them in person. You definitely love them , even Brad ♥️♥️♥️
That was so funny. I love Michael. No one wings it like him lol. Good laughter. Thanks!
Love this! Love your hilarious sense of humor!
Thank you for your dedication to them and to sharing your Farm babies with us!
.... omg just absolutely perfect, thank you so much can't stop smiling ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 from the Netherlands
HA!!! on the dry shampoo - done' that - and the Oscar for most amazingly funny make me laugh my ass off all the live long day - Amanda - for sure !!!! - thanks for keeping it under 3 hours - take a bow
The band had to play Karen off but overall pretty smooth
@@useless_farm wonder what would happen if you wore a very tall "hat" around Karen, making you the tallest bird, maybe with eyes like peacock feathers??
Secondly, what if you put something on Karen, to knock her down a peg..
Thirdly, maybe cook Karen and see if you get get a nice replacement?
You are very funny. I don't love Karen or Brad the silky, sorry. But I love your videos and humor.
This is greatness!
This is the best! Omg you make my day with your farm. It is not useless by any means . The joy it brings to you and all.of us make it a winning farm !
Standing ovation in my house. Nominees this year were superb. I love watching your videos.
Karen was only rushing to the stage to give her acceptance speech!
Why is it that Karen makes me think of Whoopie?
Your videos make me laugh every day, my grandkids love them too.xx
Omg Brad calm down buddy
And best stoner movies goes to...Michael! Love ya bud!❤
Michael is like that one guy who's not to bright, but then when something really matters out of nowhere when nobody else knows what to do, he'll come through in the clutch with the solution because it's like the single thing he remembers lol I love that dopey little guy
I think Doug’s “camera work was beyond brilliant. His meta vision and dedication to the art is truly inspiring. Also your eyebrows are on fleek. Keep up the great work. You brighten my day.
You and you videos are just lovely!
Thank you for all the smiles, laughs and warm fuzzies ❤
Whenever the Oscars are announced, I always feel a sense of pride when expat Aussies receive awards. Congratulations Stanley and Karen.
Thank you for the laughs today...I really needed it.
I said the same.Amanda and her Farm makes me feel better,puts a smile on my heart.Hope things get better for us both.Stay strong and keep on keeping on.....🙂💖
Love it Amanda! You keep us smiling. Thank you❤
I think Michael may be my spirit animal
Okay I laughed out loud at all of Stanley's "costumes"! He's such a sweet boy 🤣😂
I thought Karen would have gotten the biggest piece of 💩🏆! 😭😭😭😭 Karen stated that it was an honor just to have been nominated with the other nominees.
Loved it. I knew Michael was getting and award, but when I saw him I fell out laughing. And Pencil and the crew were so fancy and good sports for putting on their best for the awards. Keep up the content...love it
Omg haha how do you get them to wear those wigs? LOL
Brad's acceptance speech was really from the heart.
You know Karen was thinking.......KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR F#$#$ MOUTH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
OMG, the comments are as funny as your video! I'm wiping away tears from laughter. I totally admit I watch many of your videos (discovered you a couple of months ago), but haven't subscribed yet out of fear I'll start binge-watching and forget to take care of my own farm LOL! Keep up the brilliant work with your furred and feathered gang! 🙏💖😊
You’re going to have to teach Chris Rock your stiff-arm technique.
And the Oscar for Best Comedienne, and for bringing joy and happiness into the the world--Amanda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in awe and on the edge of my seat watching the clothes, looks of acceptance, pride, confusion, arrogance, and pure narcissism.
The human names are clever and well received by The Academy, and the host is amazing and hopefully welcomed back next year.
Very competitive this year for "Biggest Piece of Shit" between Brad and Karen.
It was very close and came right down to the wire.
Congratulations to both players! 🙂
And finally, the special “Will Smith” award goes to Karen!!!!!
I didn't realize Stanley was such a talented character actor. The pink wig was really moving. A heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
I bet the pink wig was a nod to "Barbie", which got shut out this year.
Omg. Seeing Michael zoned out in the hay, classic!!
Pencil and Stanley, I am truly in Love with. 💙💙
However, I love you and your entire farm and existence!!💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
This was so hilarious! Thanks Amanda! Lol
All perfectly deserved. Michael is my favorite. Fucking Brad.
And the Oscar for best joyful entertainment on the Internet goes to Amanda!!!
Brilliant just brilliant best award show I'm so happy for all the winners 🏆🎉🏆costumes were on point. I Just love Michael and Stanley.
Stanley’s a hoot
I DIDNT watch the real Oscars but I'm so so so GLAD happy I watched the farm Oscars and wow so much better than the other, Michael looks a lot like Brad Pitt 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love it, please do it again next year ❤️
Fabulous work dahling!! I do believe Karen actually comes when called or is your timing just impeccable?? You deserve an Oscar for best stunt actress!!😉❤️
Michael is my absolute favorite! He's so adorably clueless.
So cute but will Karen ever have a little one? That would be adorable and educational. Stanley will be a proud father, I think.
Another brilliant one 🤣.. I think I scored pretty well on guessing! 😝.. you only threw me on a handful of them! THANK YOU for a giggle
…to start a Monday 🤦♀️
This was the cutest video ever. They all deserved it. I have to admit I love Brad. He's got a voice for sure. All the animals are simply adorable. They all bring a special trait. Continue to bring us fantastic videos.
In my heart I was really hoping Curtis would win best hair design for his work on the sheep