Uber Eats VS. Postmates

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  • @iHadyyt
    @iHadyyt 4 роки тому +3516

    “I ordered that 2 days ag...”
    “Thats cool bro! here....”

    • @thehoodstreamer2839
      @thehoodstreamer2839 4 роки тому +80

      No cap That shit killed me

    • @thehoodstreamer2839
      @thehoodstreamer2839 4 роки тому +14

      @ExtremeGod ofHate lay of the heroin my guy

    • @richardmorgan3665
      @richardmorgan3665 4 роки тому +3

      @ExtremeGod ofHate I get your name dude but to be fair nothing The Hood Streamer said was from an anime unless you're looking at their profile pic but that's character is from the Boondocks an American made adult cartoon with an anime art style.

    • @delphini8055
      @delphini8055 4 роки тому +4

      I laughed so hard i got kicked out the house...

    • @kirisutegomen12
      @kirisutegomen12 3 роки тому

      Lmao I died at that part

  • @m.s.e.advanced2842
    @m.s.e.advanced2842 4 роки тому +3907

    "If you can't get the order right, *some body has to lose their life* "

  • @sajiste
    @sajiste 3 роки тому +7377

    The Postmates' door slap took me out 😭😭😭

  • @kira0080
    @kira0080 3 роки тому +1483

    "Half the food in here is half eaten." Sooooo, a quarter eaten.

    • @BadAtGaming3484
      @BadAtGaming3484 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому +8

      Right I felt what he said was off lol

    • @omniken2494
      @omniken2494 2 роки тому +19

      @@priscillajimenez27 no? He's said that half of the food meaning probably only two plates was half eaten.

    • @ohword5235
      @ohword5235 2 роки тому +9

      I’m going to be thinking about this comment for a long time

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому +2

      @@VHARDJO half the food was eaten

  • @16kplayboy
    @16kplayboy 4 роки тому +7268

    “If you can’t get the order right then someone has to lose their life”

    • @princeferran5400
      @princeferran5400 4 роки тому +146

      Playboy!レウス Nobody says that

    • @16kplayboy
      @16kplayboy 4 роки тому +58

      imma get 100 likes on every video only quoting something from the video

    • @MrOrthodox13
      @MrOrthodox13 4 роки тому +17

      And the way he delivered that line...

    • @heromi9943
      @heromi9943 4 роки тому +2

      Playboy!レウス yk what they say

    • @motalkstv5327
      @motalkstv5327 4 роки тому +5

      The perfect saying for a restaurant worker

  • @kmz8475
    @kmz8475 4 роки тому +16328

    All it took was $20 for him to forget that someone lost their life over some food.

  • @purplenemo77
    @purplenemo77 3 роки тому +650

    “If u can’t get the order right, someone has to lose their life”

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 3 роки тому +1281

    The way he said “Extra L-LOVE” still gets me😂

  • @imtiazqureshi2412
    @imtiazqureshi2412 4 роки тому +10057

    “If you can’t get the order right, someone has to lose their life.”
    -Anthony Griffin 2020

    • @DarkLight-sz1vp
      @DarkLight-sz1vp 4 роки тому +85

      Very inspiring

    • @ArkSucksAtGames
      @ArkSucksAtGames 4 роки тому +198

      A better rhyme should be "If you can't get the order right, someone bout to see the light"

    • @whoami9765
      @whoami9765 4 роки тому +28

      @@ArkSucksAtGames What if they don't make it to the light .... you know HELL

    • @ArkSucksAtGames
      @ArkSucksAtGames 4 роки тому +54

      @@whoami9765 if you goin to hell, can't say much but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @ultimate6439
      @ultimate6439 4 роки тому +4

      Holy shit 1K likes already

  • @moneymonkey5387
    @moneymonkey5387 4 роки тому +22211

    I feel like griffy is making this vid cuz of something that happened when he ordered from postmates.

    • @Treyorrrr
      @Treyorrrr 4 роки тому +1731

      I've ordered a lot from both places and this is incredibly accurate. Uber Eats always has extras and utensils. With Postmates I always end up eating everything with my hands and using hotel towels as napkins.

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 4 роки тому +125

      Oh fersure lol

    • @NMXL_
      @NMXL_ 4 роки тому +235

      @@Treyorrrr then you must have gotten some ghetto ass delivery drivers lol I havent had that experience

    • @SirBrucie
      @SirBrucie 4 роки тому +113

      I feel so, he made Ubereats looks extra nice and Postmates look extra bad lol.

    • @moneymonkey5387
      @moneymonkey5387 4 роки тому +294

      Black Light i feel like you are dropping this comment because you have an I.Q of like...I don't know, -1000, and have trouble of finding who asked

  • @thatotherboi8044
    @thatotherboi8044 3 роки тому +1644

    1:23
    "postmates, for Anthony?"
    "yeah I ordered that two d-"
    "yeah thats cool bruh" * throws the bag to the ground*

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 3 роки тому +114

      Yep, that happened. Good job

    • @rvdyan6854
      @rvdyan6854 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AlexLopez-xm4yr
      @AlexLopez-xm4yr 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah I saw that 😐

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 3 роки тому +47

      Hahahah you narrated what happened, thus you’re funny!

    • @thatotherboi8044
      @thatotherboi8044 3 роки тому +6

      @@JackMeoff46 ayy man 160 likes is 160 likes🤷‍♂️

  • @-zawarudo-2684
    @-zawarudo-2684 3 роки тому +897

    0:50 I like how his left eye twitched lmaoo

    • @franciscoverjan7397
      @franciscoverjan7397 3 роки тому +14

      WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @splurge9839
      @splurge9839 3 роки тому +5

      @@franciscoverjan7397 late but.. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUSA

    • @mazxyeer4577
      @mazxyeer4577 3 роки тому +8

      @@splurge9839 shut up wrrytards

    • @splurge9839
      @splurge9839 3 роки тому +2

      @@mazxyeer4577 im sorry josuke :(

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 3 роки тому +1

      @@mazxyeer4577 nigga your entire account is a parody of the anime that includes te wrrrryyyyyy

  • @ritchie1469
    @ritchie1469 4 роки тому +10576

    "I ordered it two days ago."
    my postmates order wasnt even delivered

    • @mikaelpecan5991
      @mikaelpecan5991 4 роки тому +459

      The restaurant I worked at always had problems with postmates. Drivers not showing up or just being assholes. Ubereats, doordash, and grubhub are also all assholes, but they generally pick up the food on time

    • @OddzNation
      @OddzNation 3 роки тому +180

      Al Phuckya Grubhub is trash dude literally delivery my food at the park 9 blocks from my house smh never again

    • @mikaelpecan5991
      @mikaelpecan5991 3 роки тому +82

      CoDburner2018mania I’m just speaking from my experience with dealing with the drivers in terms of working at a restaurant. I’ve never used any food delivery service like grubhub or Ubereats. I think it’s a waste of money

    • @cypher7898
      @cypher7898 3 роки тому +90

      I used uber eats and it took them 2 hours to get to my place and the dennys was like 6 minutes away.

    • @cypher7898
      @cypher7898 3 роки тому +337

      @@Dylan-fu5dv nigga i ain't going outside, i gotta play animal crossing

  • @ifli8681
    @ifli8681 4 роки тому +7066

    “If you can’t get the order right, someone has to lose their life...”
    Chick-Fil a customer service

    • @taperboi6067
      @taperboi6067 4 роки тому +43

      Lmao

    • @emilyf3142
      @emilyf3142 4 роки тому +150

      Sunday is the only day they’re safe
      *Protected by god and the “closed” sign*

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 4 роки тому +45

      @Mr. 8-Bit Doggo facts chick Fila is the only place where their they can be two minutes late with your order and give you a twenty

    • @MichaelChill
      @MichaelChill 4 роки тому +3

      yessss looooollll im crying!!!!!

    • @ifli8681
      @ifli8681 4 роки тому +6

      Oh my gawd thank y’all so much for all these likes

  • @drewcanum
    @drewcanum 3 роки тому +419

    "they even threw in an extra drink. No charge."
    Besides the life it cost..🤔😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YahwehJesus777
    @YahwehJesus777 3 роки тому +229

    As someone who drives for both I can confirm this is true

    • @Steampunkkids
      @Steampunkkids 3 роки тому +2

      @Joshua Lee which company treats you better?

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 3 роки тому +29

      @@Steampunkkids uber, big time

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 3 роки тому +9

      @@Steampunkkids they're merging now though, idk how it's gonna change

  • @JustWhattaRuLookinAt
    @JustWhattaRuLookinAt 4 роки тому +9594

    Griffy: “Screw Postmates, Uber Eats does things better~”
    UA-cam: **Plays a Postmates commercial on this video**

  • @g.o.s.t
    @g.o.s.t 4 роки тому +7825

    That 20 dollars is a nice way of saying “keep your mouth shut”.

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 3 роки тому +192

      Too much of a nice way for a broke ass like me

    • @mentelgen3274
      @mentelgen3274 3 роки тому +44

      Honestly I probably wouldn’t even question anything and drink the cup... and than go insane

    • @theoddestprojectverified586
      @theoddestprojectverified586 3 роки тому +21

      If you think about it.... one could say... he bribed himself 😅

    • @elishamartinthechannel1859
      @elishamartinthechannel1859 3 роки тому +5

      lol I was so take aback by the 20 I completely forgot about it. He was so nice...lol i worked

    • @blurned4221
      @blurned4221 3 роки тому +1

      Lop

  • @CrazyCatMan13
    @CrazyCatMan13 3 роки тому +88

    Wait your Postmates actually delivered it to the right place?
    “I set it...in the middle of the street. Good luck.”

  • @DarrylMayes
    @DarrylMayes 3 роки тому +377

    🤣🤣🤣 BRUH IM CRYING

    • @NathielIsaac
      @NathielIsaac 3 роки тому +8

      Bro how are you not verified yet?

    • @majivfx
      @majivfx 3 роки тому +2

      @@NathielIsaac idk

    • @titanely5723
      @titanely5723 2 роки тому +1

      @@NathielIsaac who tf is this guy 💀

    • @thanos4140
      @thanos4140 2 роки тому +3

      @@titanely5723 he is a funny guy you should subscribe

    • @Mike12603
      @Mike12603 2 роки тому +2

      @@titanely5723 who tf are u 😒

  • @johntyler9606
    @johntyler9606 4 роки тому +3478

    “half the food was half eaten”
    dude had the audacity to eat a fourth of griffys meal

    • @delusionality190
      @delusionality190 4 роки тому +68

      You could've said quarter

    • @prolificanalytics4499
      @prolificanalytics4499 4 роки тому +85

      @DeeJay ViVo or 4/16ths or 16/256ths or 1600/25600ths

    • @nikolajovanovicii6703
      @nikolajovanovicii6703 4 роки тому +67

      @@prolificanalytics4499 16 * 4 isnt 256 my nigga

    • @am-cz2tf
      @am-cz2tf 4 роки тому +8

      Pyroblaze69 not his fault you don't understand

    • @prolificanalytics4499
      @prolificanalytics4499 4 роки тому +7

      @@nikolajovanovicii6703 I squared both for some reason and that leads to 1/16th rather than 1/4th oops

  • @majindrebeatz3166
    @majindrebeatz3166 4 роки тому +12387

    How you gonna bang on someone’s door and then have the audacity to say “Excuse You! I’m on the phone!”? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hozesty
    @hozesty 3 роки тому +76

    “Yo yo yo excuse you” i died man lmao

  • @bigcheesus6111
    @bigcheesus6111 3 роки тому +26

    mans banged on the door as hard as he could then had the *AUDACITY* to tell him “excuse you! Excuse you!”

  • @maleena5336
    @maleena5336 4 роки тому +12376

    “You’re amazing, you’re smart, you’re handsome, you’re stronger than you think.” Most motivational delivery ever.

    • @agentsquish
      @agentsquish 4 роки тому +558

      You matter, my nigga

    • @JayVavo
      @JayVavo 4 роки тому +80

      Reminds me of DJ Khaled

    • @josiahmorris2572
      @josiahmorris2572 4 роки тому +33

      Jay Vavo Sorry I didn’t quite get that could you yell it really loud every 2 seconds for 3 minutes?

    • @coolbeans4881
      @coolbeans4881 3 роки тому +11

      I am seeing you everywhere lol

    • @abdulrahmanahmed8563
      @abdulrahmanahmed8563 3 роки тому +35

      "I'd DIE for you... No... I'd KILL for you!!"

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 4 роки тому +3331

    "I'm going to pay *you* $20 for my being late!"
    Translation: "Here's $20 to keep your mouth shut. You *didn't* see any blood... My neegus."

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 4 роки тому +43

      Bruh😂😂 best comment

    • @bluehaired6205
      @bluehaired6205 4 роки тому +20

      candiigurl7893 LMAOOOO

    • @charles6362
      @charles6362 4 роки тому +29

      I'm gonna say "N" word
      NANI

    • @fameanims4221
      @fameanims4221 4 роки тому +7

      You have the blessing of my like, thank you for this comment.

    • @Enafa666
      @Enafa666 4 роки тому +12

      @@charles6362 I can't believe you'd be racist towards the Japanese

  • @-Wreckanize-
    @-Wreckanize- 3 роки тому +61

    1:17 I just want you to know that I appreciate that amazing editing you did here. As the door was opening you made the voice gradually louder to simulate realism.
    I just want you to know that I noticed that.

  • @Aaron-it2rg
    @Aaron-it2rg 3 роки тому +272

    I fucking love this guy so much. He's funnier than most comedians out there. I literally wish him all the best for making me laugh so damn much.

  • @Ash-lf6to
    @Ash-lf6to 4 роки тому +2586

    *Post mates and Uber eats fighting
    Door Dash in the corner: “I love it when a plan comes together”

  • @osungodra596
    @osungodra596 4 роки тому +1853

    “That’s cool bro here” maaaddd disrespectful😭

    • @soulking6801
      @soulking6801 4 роки тому +20

      Gotta fight him off that🤷🏾‍♂️😂

    • @poohnerpanda
      @poohnerpanda 4 роки тому +10

      The way he just threw it down and continued to talk on the phone afterwards 🤣

  • @jisfl7976
    @jisfl7976 3 роки тому +383

    0:48 missed a perfect chance to say “if you can’t get the order right you gotta go night night”

    • @joecasale6851
      @joecasale6851 3 роки тому +25

      no bro the way he got all serious and those blinks had me dead at that "somebody has to lose their life" part

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 3 роки тому +17

      Only you thought that would be better

    • @stfuifyouraselfpromoter4875
      @stfuifyouraselfpromoter4875 3 роки тому +20

      Im not gonna lie that sounds wack i like his better

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 3 роки тому +3

      It’s gotta be funny though

    • @iamalive.4321
      @iamalive.4321 3 роки тому +1

      nah

  • @syncopated_scenes3217
    @syncopated_scenes3217 3 роки тому +78

    I had someone from Postmates legit ask if they could use our dorm's microwave to heat up their Panda Express. And they also had one of their friends in shotgun just tagging along. Like. . . wat (yes I did have them come in to heat up their Panda Express bc I'm too nice of a person)

  • @christianrollman3006
    @christianrollman3006 4 роки тому +2575

    As a postmates driver, this is the most accurate thing I’ve seen in a long time

    • @viva8258
      @viva8258 4 роки тому +492

      You be doin this to niggas

    • @davidismdumdu
      @davidismdumdu 4 роки тому +182

      @@viva8258 including you

    • @justdave4930
      @justdave4930 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @grey6218
      @grey6218 4 роки тому +32

      Christian Rollman lmfaoo this is deadass me when I do postmates

    • @aniqfarhan8338
      @aniqfarhan8338 4 роки тому +16

      @@davidismdumdu im choked on my water reading your comment LMAO

  • @MrBapu-uu9xt
    @MrBapu-uu9xt 4 роки тому +6503

    Lmaoo the way he knocked on the door as Postmates got me laughing 😂😂😂

    • @saintmark4461
      @saintmark4461 3 роки тому +122

      He didnt knock it he slapped it 😂😂

    • @AbdullaMahmoodAlredha
      @AbdullaMahmoodAlredha 3 роки тому +28

      He slapped it 🤣

    • @kencook662
      @kencook662 3 роки тому +21

      Bruh slapped the door 😂😂😂

    • @user-xt7zs7tn1c
      @user-xt7zs7tn1c 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao the joke of the video is funny because it’s a joke 🥸😂😂 haha funee joke

    • @kozara8202
      @kozara8202 3 роки тому +9

      "Thats the same thing I said"

  • @thegregitto
    @thegregitto 2 роки тому +3

    The way he twitched his eye before saying "someone's gotta lose their life" made that line lol

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 3 роки тому +44

    Never happened with a delivery driver, but I actually had an employee at a restaurant ask to borrow money from me.

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 роки тому +1

      What like, while you were dining there?

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia 3 роки тому

      @@strawberrypencl Yep!

    • @EternalStorm796
      @EternalStorm796 3 роки тому

      @@TheAzulmagia how does...that work..

    • @kol8214
      @kol8214 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheAzulmagia did you lend some of you money?

  • @jessewarren9177
    @jessewarren9177 4 роки тому +3213

    Doordash- Stephanie is pulling up with your order.
    Looks outside- " why is there some giant dude walking up with my order?"

    • @23dayslater95
      @23dayslater95 4 роки тому +183

      Same this actually happened but I saw the guy get out the passenger side I was like. Oh that makes sense

    • @jessewarren9177
      @jessewarren9177 4 роки тому +75

      @@23dayslater95 but there is nothing in the doordash app that says someone else might deliver your order.

    • @23dayslater95
      @23dayslater95 4 роки тому +45

      @@jessewarren9177 yeah I wish it would tell u if the passenger will give u your order

    • @HwasaHottieXSolarMoon
      @HwasaHottieXSolarMoon 4 роки тому +8

      For real

    • @patricereid1804
      @patricereid1804 4 роки тому +78

      When I was pregnant I’d bring my husband so sometimes he’d drop off the food while I was in the car

  • @jerryramirez7262
    @jerryramirez7262 4 роки тому +2437

    This should be your next skit...
    "Toliet Paper companies when they heard about the Coronavirus"

    • @nerdsrus5642
      @nerdsrus5642 4 роки тому +50

      ua-cam.com/video/JJ1zYKJC19I/v-deo.html

    • @kamikazekx1712
      @kamikazekx1712 4 роки тому +36

      Jerry Ramirez he doesn’t take video suggestions he made a video on that.

    • @jerryramirez7262
      @jerryramirez7262 4 роки тому +20

      @@nerdsrus5642 Oh damn I forgot about that. Still... A man can dream lol.

    • @video.mp4709
      @video.mp4709 4 роки тому +9

      He could definitely do a creative take on it he always does the unexpected

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 4 роки тому +4

      Coffin companies when they here about corona virus

  • @Idk-dc7hv
    @Idk-dc7hv 3 роки тому +13

    “You’re amazing, you’re smart, you are stronger than you think” that’s pretty much what I say to my dog

  • @TradingFeline
    @TradingFeline 2 роки тому +7

    0:12 The way he says "extra love" has me dying

  • @rion8423
    @rion8423 4 роки тому +1365

    "If you can't get the order right, someone has to lose their life"
    - longbeachgriffy 2020

    • @davidismdumdu
      @davidismdumdu 4 роки тому +17

      Uber eats*

    • @kendrickllama9790
      @kendrickllama9790 4 роки тому +2

      Omg such creative comments

    • @Jennifer-ir2sl
      @Jennifer-ir2sl 4 роки тому +2

      Kerr M I’m definitely quoting this next time McDonald’s fuck up my order. With a pistol in my hand 🥴

    • @theoutsiderjess4869
      @theoutsiderjess4869 4 роки тому

      Says no one says that To a clear psychopath

  • @davidgentry8982
    @davidgentry8982 4 роки тому +3735

    "Postmates"
    "That's not my order."
    "Postmates."
    "That's not my order!"
    THATS NOT MY ORDER!!!
    THAT'S. NOT. MY. ORDER!!!

    • @CogniVision
      @CogniVision 4 роки тому +85

      I've legit had food delivered that I didn't even order, and had to argue with the guy.

    • @G3N3RALFOB
      @G3N3RALFOB 4 роки тому +47

      I could hear this comment

    • @spookson5679
      @spookson5679 4 роки тому +44

      I AM NOT, YOUR ORDER!

    • @kelvinmann7993
      @kelvinmann7993 4 роки тому +14

      @@CogniVision
      Yeah the Postmates gps sucks. Every time I put in my address, it sends them halfway down the block instead so I have to wait outside my house

    • @surgeonofdeath8280
      @surgeonofdeath8280 4 роки тому +11

      *day after day seems like I push against the clouds* 🎶🎶

  • @YourDriverMike
    @YourDriverMike 3 роки тому +2

    To think Uber just acquired Postmates 😂

  • @hotrod8517
    @hotrod8517 3 роки тому +14

    “I ordered that two days ag-“
    “Ay that’s cool bro here”
    *only two wings inside the box*

  • @bigolchui4821
    @bigolchui4821 4 роки тому +822

    “If you can’t get the order right somebody has to lose their life” now that’s what I call great customer service👏

    • @johnwick-cp2eb
      @johnwick-cp2eb 4 роки тому +5

      Tyler I’m gonna need an doller for the bus aswell

    • @PC-tan
      @PC-tan 4 роки тому

      Now I understand why Japan has legendary customer service

  • @Will-jg2zs
    @Will-jg2zs 4 роки тому +2297

    Griffy bringing us solid gold during our quarantine.

    • @ken8844
      @ken8844 4 роки тому +3

      Sequency what quarantine?

    • @Alibern7
      @Alibern7 4 роки тому +1

      Sequency does that mean he pooped it out?

    • @SparkledWater
      @SparkledWater 3 роки тому +1

      Yoir name is soo cringe😖

    • @bonniethebunny5204
      @bonniethebunny5204 3 роки тому +3

      @@SparkledWater shut up salty kid, maybe thats why your name is salty and you’re pretty cheesy ngl

    • @olo828
      @olo828 3 роки тому

      @@bonniethebunny5204 ok "Bonnie the bunny"

  • @JenniTulls
    @JenniTulls 3 роки тому +25

    This is how I feel about Uber Eats and DoorDash.

  • @rickkcir2
    @rickkcir2 3 роки тому +32

    “If you can’t get the order right, someone has to lose their life”
    -Uber Eats Drivers

  • @johnlemon1977
    @johnlemon1977 4 роки тому +670

    I know he just made this because he didn't get sauce with his postmates the other day 😂😂😂

  • @karutosenpai3258
    @karutosenpai3258 4 роки тому +2763

    His Neighbors: Honey, that guy across the street is recording and talking to himself again.

    • @ok4412
      @ok4412 4 роки тому +53

      Literally everyone reading this comment: Honey, someone copy pasted that comment for the millionth time again...

    • @im_aleey
      @im_aleey 4 роки тому +2

      @ExtremeGod ofHate fucking weeb

    • @karutosenpai3258
      @karutosenpai3258 4 роки тому +5

      OK nah chief I didn’t copy and paste...
      *I TYPED IT IN CAUSE IM ON MY PHONE*

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 4 роки тому +6

      Most overused comment on these videos. Not even funny

    • @karutosenpai3258
      @karutosenpai3258 4 роки тому +1

      Daniel Cho so bitch shut up I just want dem likes ;)

  • @lesterlawrence100
    @lesterlawrence100 11 місяців тому +2

    That slight left eye twitch was perfect in that moment.

  • @zaweebu444
    @zaweebu444 3 роки тому +3

    0:44
    "you know what they say"
    me: "badaba ba baa~"

  • @sMaShEdToMaToS
    @sMaShEdToMaToS 4 роки тому +884

    “Half the food is already half eaten”
    Well if you think about it, that’s only a quarter of the food. That’s pretty good for postmates.

    • @metallic4888
      @metallic4888 4 роки тому +35

      smashed_ “that’s pretty good for postmates” LMAO my fucking sides

    • @foodandfitness9201
      @foodandfitness9201 4 роки тому +6

      Omg thought I was the only one😂😂😂

    • @shap7296
      @shap7296 3 роки тому

      I swear they be eating all my fries😂

    • @javonyounger5107
      @javonyounger5107 3 роки тому

      Nigga this isn't even a joke

  • @Pauldyke
    @Pauldyke 4 роки тому +627

    Uber eats: Your food arrives 2days from the future before you order.
    Postmates: Your food arrives 2days after order.

    • @epicgamerz5851
      @epicgamerz5851 4 роки тому

      Facts 😂 Uber eats be doing extra in a good way

    • @TheKrieg45
      @TheKrieg45 4 роки тому

      And that's if you're lucky

    • @hogcranker123
      @hogcranker123 4 роки тому

      good one dude, you just repeated the same joke made in the video. you’re so funny

    • @hilltop565
      @hilltop565 4 роки тому +2

      @@hogcranker123 hey there Mr. Obvious, you just sarcastically called out someone for doing what 95% of others do in the comments. You have 1000 more comments to go. Good luck

    • @epicgamerz5851
      @epicgamerz5851 4 роки тому

      @@hilltop565 Well, look at his name..makes sense😂

  • @maddyngo2717
    @maddyngo2717 3 роки тому +7

    Lmao “ you got a $1 , i got to go back on the bus “ 😂

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 3 роки тому +4

    I got a full refund and $30 credit from uber eats a week ago. All it took was me going to hospital with food poisoning 😂

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 2 роки тому

      What ya had?

    • @kylieh123
      @kylieh123 2 роки тому

      @@maogu1999 it was chicken korma. And it was awkward because the doctor was indian and I didn't want to offend her.

  • @GNOLEB
    @GNOLEB 4 роки тому +722

    This is so true, I remember I ordered Wendy’s on Postmates and the lady had her kid in the car eating some of my fries and nuggets.😭

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 роки тому +72

      WAYMEEEEEEEENT!😩
      I know that's a lie.🤣🖐🏿

    • @GNOLEB
      @GNOLEB 4 роки тому +193

      InnerRise - I swear yo that had me so tight. I had ordered a 4 for 4 and her daughter was really eating 2 nuggets and some fries I thought to myself that she probably bought her kid some food and I was missing 2 of my nuggets. I was so tight

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 роки тому +77

      @@GNOLEB SCREAMING!!!⚰
      Little girl woulda had a brand new daddy that day.

    • @amariswilliams1129
      @amariswilliams1129 4 роки тому +46

      @@GNOLEB Damn, She must've dipped some of that in some Sweet n' Sour sauce too. 🤣

    • @DJ-oy1nv
      @DJ-oy1nv 4 роки тому +7

      Noooooo!😱

  • @tinygreencreature5167
    @tinygreencreature5167 4 роки тому +1286

    As someone who works at a restaurant:
    Doordash is the fastest (delivery drivers would show up as we get the the order type fast)
    Uber is pretty reliable and would usually show up around the same time it takes to make the food
    GrubHub is slow as fuck and we sometimes get costumers calling to ask where the food is an hour after we already made it (I wish this was an exaggeration)
    And we don't have Postmates but from what I hear their drivers have a tendency to not give you your food.
    Happy Quarantine

    • @gedagetschedda
      @gedagetschedda 4 роки тому +76

      Been in the Industry 8 years and this is nothing but facts 💯💯

    • @user-mg8fw1lw9f
      @user-mg8fw1lw9f 4 роки тому +74

      I just started working for Postmates but wow I didn't expect stories like that 😂

    • @bootywarrior6958
      @bootywarrior6958 3 роки тому +12

      This is just like phone carriers but for food

    • @imwolfpup1421
      @imwolfpup1421 3 роки тому +23

      Wai-wa-wait *not give you* ? Tf is this a hostage situation? 🤣

    • @youngmerc7717
      @youngmerc7717 3 роки тому +33

      Dave Roberts BRO this is so accurate, door dash is hands down the best one, I hate when I’m working and the food is getting piled up bc the drivers don’t get there on time

  • @ControlYourKids
    @ControlYourKids 3 роки тому +15

    Bro everyone knows the saying "if someone gets the order wrong someone has to die" it's a classic

  • @fracturedframe1462
    @fracturedframe1462 3 роки тому +5

    When I used postmates one of my delivery drivers bought me an extra item

  • @DillonMaynard
    @DillonMaynard 4 роки тому +237

    "Half the food in here is already half eaten"
    So he ate a quarter of it.

    • @prolificanalytics4499
      @prolificanalytics4499 4 роки тому +12

      correct.

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 4 роки тому +12

      You are right but you are also Correct.

    • @ashwinalagendran6748
      @ashwinalagendran6748 4 роки тому +7

      Tyler Montgomery um... am I being wooshed? Half of a half is 25%

    • @undeadslayer7355
      @undeadslayer7355 4 роки тому +3

      The point is that u get given half the food you ordered and that half is already half eaten by the staff XD

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 4 роки тому +551

    “Uber eats vs postmates”
    Uber eats is nice as hell

    • @jasables
      @jasables 4 роки тому +17

      There was a murder just to get his food order right and as quick as possible. Yeah, I guess you can say they're nice as *HELL*

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому

      Jas Rawls ngl that was good

    • @theguyintheback4714
      @theguyintheback4714 4 роки тому +2

      In my old job Grubhub was killer

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 4 роки тому

      As an Uber eats driver, I can attest to this. I let the customer know that it was THE RESTAURANT that fucked up and not me lol

    • @theguyintheback4714
      @theguyintheback4714 4 роки тому +2

      As a restaurant worker..it was out fault sometimes

  • @E_Rico
    @E_Rico 3 роки тому +7

    I died when he said “if they dont get the order right, someone has to lose their life”😂😂😂 that eye twitch as well

  • @monaw9818
    @monaw9818 3 роки тому

    Tour always in point I always get a hard laugh wherever I watch your skits lollllll

  • @ricky9473
    @ricky9473 4 роки тому +630

    Postmates, remember somewhere , someone might be a UA-camr. Don’t piss everyone off

    • @dylanblack8714
      @dylanblack8714 4 роки тому +36

      Ricky Yes as we all know UA-camrs are the equivalent of gods don’t fuck with them.

    • @justanameonyourscreen5954
      @justanameonyourscreen5954 4 роки тому +8

      @@dylanblack8714 yeah not like their just a bunch of wannabe celebrities or anything...

    • @patrickmonis6000
      @patrickmonis6000 4 роки тому +6

      UA-camrs MATTER.

    • @theoutsiderjess4869
      @theoutsiderjess4869 4 роки тому +1

      @@justanameonyourscreen5954 a lot of youtubers use postmates tho

    • @Gkogko839
      @Gkogko839 4 роки тому +14

      UA-camrs can expose them that's all he saying. Damn yall dumb

  • @TheProdigy090
    @TheProdigy090 4 роки тому +146

    I was half expecting the postmates part to just be 20 seconds showing a closed door

    • @TizzleF
      @TizzleF 4 роки тому +7

      Facts I rarely if ever see my post mates delivery person 😂 lmao!

  • @darcyhallinnit3675
    @darcyhallinnit3675 3 роки тому +7

    “I ordered that 2 days ago” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @el1theguy962
    @el1theguy962 3 роки тому +4

    1:15 Got me cracking

  • @RedGreene
    @RedGreene 4 роки тому +215

    "Dawg, half the food in here is already half eaten!"
    "Oh..well you know, half of half is only twenty-five percent. I'd say that's pretty good."

    • @McFly.
      @McFly. 4 роки тому +2

      Red Greene i would prefer 25% eaten instead of half of the half

    • @memorialcleaning
      @memorialcleaning 4 роки тому +1

      McFly I would prefer nothing that I paid for would be eaten 👍

    • @dustynut6494
      @dustynut6494 4 роки тому

      That means he still has 75 percent of the food

  • @lemikadriaj9925
    @lemikadriaj9925 4 роки тому +529

    "I'm sorry, but you know what they say. If you can't get the order right, someone has to lose their life."
    _"...no one says that."_
    *"Anyways-"*

  • @MultiHiguy
    @MultiHiguy 3 роки тому +2

    The Postmates ad at the end of this video really brought the whole thing together

  • @elad5889
    @elad5889 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of griffy best videos
    I laughed so hard it almost killed me

  • @murderhornetwithinternetac1804
    @murderhornetwithinternetac1804 4 роки тому +227

    When you’re trying to practice social distancing but you’re hungry

  • @killua1293
    @killua1293 4 роки тому +458

    the one time i ordered using postmates the driver ran off with my food

  • @sir7851
    @sir7851 3 роки тому +7

    “A *Postmates* order that’s the shit I don’t like”
    -Chief Griffin Sosa

  • @kmeli82
    @kmeli82 3 роки тому +29

    Postmates: "Bro i ordered this 2 days ago"
    Uber Eats: "if they get the order wrong.... *someone has to lose lives* ..."

  • @XYBand
    @XYBand 4 роки тому +715

    Can we appreciate all these griffy posts to get us through this quarantine? 🙏

    • @harrysmith8598
      @harrysmith8598 4 роки тому +10

      X&Y Band holy cow! I’m a fan of ur music. Nice seeing u here 👍

    • @chrismincey7412
      @chrismincey7412 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/YBxlWYf33jQ/v-deo.html

    • @XYBand
      @XYBand 4 роки тому +5

      harry smith thanks so much my friend! Great seeing you here too 😁

    • @XYBand
      @XYBand 4 роки тому +1

      Chris Mincey this some fire stuff, thanks for sharing bro

    • @112SWAT
      @112SWAT 4 роки тому

      @@XYBand bot

  • @itskaal3971
    @itskaal3971 4 роки тому +166

    "EXCUSE YOU, I'M ON THE PHONE"
    You never fail to make me laugh Griffy.

  • @rturae
    @rturae 2 роки тому +2

    Uber Eats = Spongebob
    Postmates = Squidward

  • @tra_stay_winning
    @tra_stay_winning 4 роки тому +527

    "If someone doesn't get the order right, you lose a life"
    No one says that😂😂

    • @Anthony.Paris.
      @Anthony.Paris. 4 роки тому +2

      They do now!!!!😂😂😂

    • @pmo24
      @pmo24 4 роки тому +10

      The eye twitch too. Holy shit

    • @kickbeez642
      @kickbeez642 4 роки тому +2

      think I would rather take the order from postmates XD

    • @kurapikakurta526
      @kurapikakurta526 4 роки тому

      travon martin I say that

    • @chrismincey7412
      @chrismincey7412 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YBxlWYf33jQ/v-deo.html

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 4 роки тому +487

    Uber Eats worker gets the order wrong
    Delivery man: *_So you've chosen death_*

    • @calliespltn
      @calliespltn 4 роки тому +1

      Jotaro

    • @oncor88
      @oncor88 4 роки тому +22

      That's not how that works.

    • @kazyle3897
      @kazyle3897 4 роки тому +32

      Restraunt gets the order wrong**

    • @ingemarsmith4154
      @ingemarsmith4154 4 роки тому +14

      You clearly don't know how this industry works, my friend

    • @iago4400
      @iago4400 4 роки тому +4

      The order goes directly to the restaurant, the app is only responsible to deliver it

  • @davidemerald7690
    @davidemerald7690 3 роки тому

    Bro, ever since I stumbled across ur channel, i don't watch nothing else on UA-cam. You amazing!!!!

  • @America-ev4rk
    @America-ev4rk 10 місяців тому +4

    I'm going to tell people they are amazing, handsome, smart, stronger than they think and they matter. That is very encouraging.

  • @BrownRiceBunny1
    @BrownRiceBunny1 4 роки тому +202

    I work for a place that does UberEats. We had to get a whole separate system for it and they gave us VERY strict guidelines for packaging food.
    UberEats once called our store to tell us that our internet was down. UberEats called us *before* we knew our internet was down. Trust me when I say all that extra money you pay is worth it when you order from UberEats.
    I ordered a milkshake through DoorDash once and they guy handed me my milkshake then gave me a straw without the wrapper. My dude was holding the straw in his bare hands and handing it to me and was mad that I gave him a dirty look.

    • @ascensiongenesis_sigma
      @ascensiongenesis_sigma 4 роки тому +11

      Run FADES bro

    • @dantenieves9101
      @dantenieves9101 4 роки тому +19

      Damn nigga. I would've been ready to throw hands. That shit ain't cool when you spent your money on it and they get the tips out of it.

    • @anthonywiltherson2147
      @anthonywiltherson2147 4 роки тому +6

      Doordash is the worst. My orders are usually either wrong, or delayed for hours and hours. Been using uber eats lately, no problems whatsoever yet.

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 3 роки тому +1

      You already know he took some sips of your shake

  • @nillortmilol7949
    @nillortmilol7949 2 роки тому

    I’ve laughed so hard watching these videos my back popped. I should probably worry about that but I’ve got projectile tears goin 🤣

  • @Unrazed
    @Unrazed 2 роки тому

    That short motivational speech at the end was what I really needed right now.

  • @BurstShotzX
    @BurstShotzX 4 роки тому +145

    When he threw the food at his feet I lost it, lmao!

  • @lilymbae386
    @lilymbae386 4 роки тому +202

    I forget he's talking to himself half the time

  • @relcanete1181
    @relcanete1181 3 роки тому

    You matter wow. Motivational thanks griff!

  • @jparcasm
    @jparcasm Рік тому +2

    uber eats be sending notifications like “you forgot to order” nah bro i saw the price and came to my senses

  • @lavarball1237
    @lavarball1237 4 роки тому +158

    Postmate stock going down by the minute...as we speak...Griffey is too powerful y’all 😭😭😭

  • @s550danny
    @s550danny 4 роки тому +155

    “I ordered that 2 days a-“
    “Yeah that’s cool bro”

  • @youngrios
    @youngrios 3 роки тому

    THIS ONE IS GOLD . SAD I MISSED IT

  • @3tan147
    @3tan147 3 роки тому +12

    I'm a Postmates Courier and I can rightly say this isnt accurate lol.
    We beat them up first.

  • @babe201
    @babe201 4 роки тому +333

    As a former Postmates worker just want to let you know that most of the orders delivered were only $3 with no tip so it wasn't even worth my gas 😭

    • @ok-wv4og
      @ok-wv4og 4 роки тому +94

      I don't know why but my brain read this as "as a former prostitute" 😂🐒

    • @babe201
      @babe201 4 роки тому +34

      alex colombani And that’s okay too 😂😂😂

    • @kirisutegomen12
      @kirisutegomen12 3 роки тому +5

      Ain't ubereats $3 too? Lol

    • @tylerortiz5173
      @tylerortiz5173 3 роки тому +10

      kirisutegomen12 I made $155 with 6 deliveries today lol

    • @anabessie
      @anabessie 3 роки тому +4

      I live in LA I go to the rich areas only for that reason 😹😹😹🤷‍♀️

  • @RTrellx
    @RTrellx 4 роки тому +41

    I literally ordered from postmates and the girl asked for a fry and a phone charger

  • @xAlemaniax
    @xAlemaniax 2 роки тому +1

    The way that Postmates dude was slamming on the door had be cracking the fuck up! 😂

  • @Dripxo
    @Dripxo 3 роки тому +2

    i just retired from my careers as a delivery driver for both and i cannot stress how attacked i felt at the accuracy of the UberEats guy.

  • @NasirAli_1
    @NasirAli_1 4 роки тому +151

    The post mates one reminds me of that one VEGGIETALES episode when Larry ordered a pizza and eventually got I but the pizza guy ate it. I think it was Pizza Angel or something.

    • @Curtoonstv
      @Curtoonstv 4 роки тому +16

      Ahaaa! I think I remember that. Veggie Tales bring back a lot of memories

    • @michaelogunbayo5344
      @michaelogunbayo5344 4 роки тому +4

      Aaah memories

    • @qewchy
      @qewchy 4 роки тому +3

      omg yes i remember that 😭

  • @oraineferguson1626
    @oraineferguson1626 4 роки тому +230

    Delivery guy: Postmates for Anthony?
    Anthony: I ordered that two days ago
    🤣🤣🤣🤣