I Paid Celebrities to Say Weird Things...

[@RoyalPear]

please subscribe and like the video i need to make this money back

[@galax.spirits]

ok

[@NovaltyGames]

Chug jug

[@bb-sn5vw]

FIRST LIKE:USE CODE PEAR IN THE FORTNITE ITEM SHOP

[@astraygalaxy2765]

done

[@Marek-y5q]

And what if i not?💀

[@coolkid_25]

this video better make bank or else bro is cooked 💀

[@SteelBB9]

12 likes and no comments 👅👅👅

[@Startopp]

Bro is definitely cooked

[@sayyadahmed9452]

HE AINT COOKED

[@Kapilan.]

1k for him is not much lol

[@Marek-y5q]

hes alr tax evading so nothing new

[@CXIgaming6170]

“What’s your favorite Dean Norris quote”
“ C H E E S E B U R G E R “

[@alan-tairov]

female pokemon

[@maximillianehrath5847]

@@alan-tairov r/skamtebord

[@stalisthebest9951]

shiny catherine quote too

[@voronmatt4748]

funny actually

[@ConcernedGD]

@@alan-tairovIve seen you before

[@Peacove]

“can’t stop the A-train”

[@Fartherbreezer]

I was called

[@Enplok]

@@Fartherbreezer bro 😭

[@icebreakergamez1344]

@@Fartherbreezerh-hell nah

[@wlatislov]

Guys dont tell @CANTSTOPATRAIN that I got gf

[@benjaminmatute9085]

@CANTSTOPATRAIN Wuttup brah

[@XamAvocado]

“Im living in your walls.” “CHEESEBURGERRR”

[@SillygirlyMegan]

That was definitely very funny

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

I love how his voice changed when he said it

[@Purlack-yt]

C H E E S E B U R G E R

[@Queso_Burguesa]

I approve of this.

[@IdkwhoIamanymoreSoYeah]

Cheese

[@TheNoobFN]

Jonnys bars were actually amazing

[@SkyraiderXD]

yeah that is actually pretty true, just wanted to say that but of course someone that also thinks in the same way as me wrote a comment about the thing I was thinking about. Yes I agree to this beautiful comment

[@SkyraiderXD]

No like really thank you for writing this comment

[@SkyraiderXD]

I was too lazy to write the same comment as this one

[@SkyraiderXD]

So thank you man

[@SkyraiderXD]

Because like fr

[@GamerPlayzv1]

"dr disrespects favorite game franchise is final fantasy because it hasn't reached 18 yet" 💀

[@glitzyterror7072]

I thought he said he made the requests a year before?

[@piglee511]

@@glitzyterror7072 ye i was thinking the same

[@funwithjlxrblx]

How the fuck did bro pretict

[@MattGDreal]

​@@glitzyterror7072he said some of them got cancelled so he had to tone it down a little bit so he probably requested this a year later since he couldnt get some of them through

[@MFZealot]

that aged like gud chese and winr=e

[@KnownOnlyAsDM]

Cameo: ❌ Get Hank breaking bad to say stupid stuff: ✅

[@Nin10Toad77]

“What’s your favorite Kanye quote?”
*DOMINOS CHEESY BREAD*

[@SnowScope55]

Yessir 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@BillyBobJoe-d3f]

Happy 96th birthday Johnny 🎂

[@Mrdew5678]

*bart trembley

[@chesitdar_gd]

…what

[@W1LL0W_101]

Wait WHAT.

[@Aidanvrgt]

Bro is old in 2024

[@Poketube-789]

Broooo Kanye east is crazy 😂

[@FourtyQ]

dawg not the A-Train bruh 💀💀

[@Gramps-s2o]

Ikr

[@devavishka]

He is the B-Bus

[@Bendyfazzbear]

⁠@@devavishka not B-Bus

[@robloxian474]

@@Bendyfazzbear He's the c-car

[@Bendyfazzbear]

@@robloxian474 not C-car

[@Bocksazon]

what’s your favorite quote from an actor? “I’m living in your walls” - Dean Norris 2024

[@marsiplyer210]

C H E E S E B U R G E R

[@Nonchalant_Palpatine]

In terms of male and female Pokémon, vaporeon is the most breedable.

[@YourBoyKermit]

Johnny’s cam: 😎 😂 🤣
Pear’s cam: 🗿

[@Pringellyyyy]

8:07
johnnyrazer: *Laughs*
Royal pear:

[@Strombone]

11:54 *im living in ur walls*

[@S4Mlttv]

Bro could've spent that money to pay taxes but he chose to commit tax fraud

[@hyperlandsgaming]

Bro chose fanum tax

[@aquilschutte]

Work expense tax write-off*

[@Thegentleman6832]

Badlands chugs had me ROLLING

[@lermajerms]

“the opps are in shambles 😈😈”

[@Night_Mare205]

9:44 I can’t stop I can’t stop I can’t stop

[@StaffPartyOf4]

CANT STOP THE A-TRAIN

[@Night_Mare205]

@@StaffPartyOf4 fr

[@b_2tty]

9:56

[@Night_Mare205]

@@b_2tty mb teach

[@Xenoverse-rjsm]

9:00 *Jonny cracking up*
Royal pear keeping a straight face the whole time

[@Mistah_Dropkick]

PEAR You’ve inspired me to start committing tax fraud thank you so much

[@golanmayer4715]

This was so fun to watch please make more vids of you just goofing around with shorts wars friends

[@Tanguy6885]

That dude looked so confused staring at the camera for a whole 15 seconds

[@Raffoddog]

Hank Schrader calling me a furry is something I never knew I needed

[@ElwoodElwoodElwood]

12:00 that was INSAAAAAANE

[@IronMouseAndy]

here have some money from norway

[@manbatluka]

Awooga

[@HotdoggerYT]

How much is this in Canadian?

[@AbdullahKhalil-m6l]

3 dollars ​@@HotdoggerYT

[@Ice_T_Shortz]

​@@HotdoggerYT 3 dollars

[@DaRoger09]

​@@Ice_T_Shortzand usd?

[@taj8177]

6:24 Had me crying 😭

[@Smemmers]

Thats hilarious 5:00 I went to high school with a guy who called himself LIL FABREEZE

[@anacruz7421]

Whaaaaaaaat FR?!?

[@Smemmers]

@@anacruz7421 yep!

[@Whyarewehere46]

damn, pear's been making a shit ton of long forms

[@China_Lightliz]

I heard Dr disrespects favorite franchise is Final fantasy cause it hasn't made it to 18 yet 😭🙏

[@mattDmonke]

holy crap kanye east cooked

[@Abyssal_Anomaly]

Fr

[@aztecaura]

Fr

[@Yogidemo10]

Fr 😂😂

[@henrytawnn8694]

Fr

[@MistahG21]

Fr

[@SneakyDaFoxCat]

Was NOT expecting that intro.
Great video btw.

[@Theebiggamer]

Hey bro, I just wanted to say I’ve recently been feeling depressed and your vids have helped me

[@Mr-Nerdy-dude]

Getting a nice gift with someone's favorite actor❌️
Make hank say stupid shit✅️

[@LukeTheNotSoFunnyCheetoMan]

RoyalPear has canonically met Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad

[@SamuelFalk-x8d]

Great video, love helping small creators

[@GamerWarrior-nv4nt]

the jokes defiantly aged like fine wine

[@withfam8246]

"I searched up The Office, why is Chester Cheetah here?" -RoyalPear, 2024

[@Wrldboi]

Bro accidentally made the biggest meme ever💀💀😭😭 8:43

[@ilovefrenchfries2015]

11:54 ''i'm living in youre walls😐'' GOT ME WHEEZING wait..... *WEEZER RIFF PLAYS*

[@MarcSleiman]

Wee ooh i look just like buddy holly

[@LeBronGotPosterisedByYabusele]

The producing on rap was crazy you cooked

[@cactress-mia]

Literally just liked because of the title. Bro needs it

[@bigbrainedSteve]

A sequel should include David Hayter, he loves doing his Solid Snake voice

[@DavidRoss-j6e]

7:08 the Mr beast remarks did not age well 🤣

[@alotanimations]

you missed the opportunity to make them say "Use Code Pear in the Fortnite item shop"

[@Shadow92105]

He probaly doesn't play Fortnite anymore

[@tailssegau]

I think this was before he made the code I believe, but I could be wrong but that's what I'm thinking 🤔

[@gneu1527]

11:26 no way hank from brake bad

[@OneAngryStickman]

5:02 THATS THE GUY WHO DOES EMINEM IMPRESSIONS

[@GDkeminling]

i also noticed that

[@LuigiFan77]

Kanye East was cooking

[@Sircowcosmic]

Bro made that money by evading taxes

[@Cosmyc4946]

It’s been 11 days and I already want a part 2

[@Mohammad-bo7lo]

10:35 bro is literally freezing

[@corrumpted_ink69]

Pear: Chill
Johny: Dies of laugh.

[@OrdinaryMarioBrosOfficial]

This is possibly the funniest thing I have seen all year.

[@BloopiYT]

Pear is now within 100,000 of Joe Caine. Keep up the good work man!

[@Rocket_Brothers_Gaming]

ain't no way bro got hank breaking bad to say cheeseburger 💀💀

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Cameo is the funniest thing ever
I swear to god

[@Hattawatofsmil-ly]

I'm crying rn this is so funny fr🤣🤣🤣

[@ll14mcs]

congrats on 3M pear 🗿🗿

[@Bob_Hankins]

Rip ur bank account for this amazing banger

[@LazloFan360]

DO FIVVER NEXT!!! PEOPLE MAKE SONGS!!!! 🦐

[@KaanSepticher]

2:37 it is him dawg😭

[@UncleMythy]

You remind me of koofy

[@KaanSepticher]

@@UncleMythy who?

[@thecoalcub6012]

​@@KaanSepticherA recently exposed roblox pdf youtuber that has a strikingly similar avatar to yours.

[@MrH.09]

@@KaanSepticher he likes kids 😔

[@TheGreenClown871]

kanye east actually cooking

[@lisalabossiere9522]

8:38 the best part of the video.

[@angieberry6255]

So right

[@tankenjoyer1891]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH MORE THAN ANY VIDEO I SAW THIS YEAR LMAOO XDD

[@redstonemadness3287]

Persona 3 music at the end goes so hard!

[@Jddst8]

BRING OUT THE WHOLE POTION🗣🗣🔮🎩

[@galaxyt.hedgehog8667]

Ah yes Dean Norris best quote from breaking bad. Cheeseburger

[@Joeydrewstudis]

You know it’s a good day when pear posts

[@linegiguere7649]

This is unironically peak fucking comedy and i love it

[@Hoppymeal]

a-train got me laughing

[@FNFortuneAlt]

this guy is doing the crispy thing but better

[@ProSax]

throwback to the one stream he leaked this video

[@LorDaHeaven]

congrats on 3m i watched u from 100k frfr

[@Yoshikage_kira10]

3:21 truly *BIZZARE*

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

I unironically spit out my drink at one of these

[@zpillaz]

0:48 he what!!??

[@mightyoblak]

Bro got the Fortnite balls guy

[@pepsycolaguy7624]

we waited 1 year for this

[@Mar____is___gng_fr]

This killed me bro 😭😭😭

[@WhereMySmilingCrittersAt]

This is GOLD

[@kaigamingyt8112]

i love how big dean norris is that he has his own section LOL

[@TheBeanjar]

Dean Norris owns these.

[@TheBigfootShow3]

This app in a few seconds
Celebrates sell there dignity for money

[@BlockyPiggy]

The dr. Disrespect part aged like milk

[@Matzeking-x6z]

can you release the videos on their own on your dc sever or sum like that? It would be so funny

[@Wasserkocher9]

This the best thing I’ve seen today

[@bloxybrosofficial100]

00:10 why did i instantly notice it was stardew valley 😭😭🙏🙏

[@anonymoususer2647]

Because it’s extremely obvious?

[@TechNickos]

​@@anonymoususer2647XD

[@VeryEpicStrawberryNani]

Stardew just hit different lol

[@rainwobrain]

wow, this dude makes content

[@galax.spirits]

cheezeburger.

[@Cringeseer]

Royalpear’s decent into madness is complete

[@احمدالسويدي-ر8ش]

this is funny for some reason

[@JaydenRios-w2s]

11:41 Skibibi club is crazy

[@CUPCAKE-FN-LML5]

9:13 I need to get on a song with him

[@Goku673]

You ain't him lil bro😭

[@MrH.09]

@@Goku673 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@TheMasterMoose]

Hey pear just wanna say I enjoyed the video :)

[@JadenAizen]

Can you hire Jesus next?

[@waitaminute2221]

This video is pure chaos.

[@M3TZLEGEND]

3:32 oh god bro plays genshin impact🫡

[@Optimus1048]

You have an among us pfp in 2024 you have no right to comment on peoples interests

[@NIGHTMARE-wj5vv]

I mean he ain’t wrong

[@M3TZLEGEND]

@@Optimus1048 did u see YOURS I can’t even see it and among us is the best game of all time it’s just like real life ….. it’s sucks

[@Qeybert]

​@@M3TZLEGENDAmong us is bad

[@Markosstuff]

I exidentally clicked this video asleep and it says I watched the whole thing

[@TwizardGamer]

Did pear commit tax evasion for this

[@Marek-y5q]

yes

[@fussothethird]

That video was actually so funny 😂😂😂