@SupaWolf23 U had to like sign up for something related to the Simgm channel (they posted the link somewhere on their UA-cam channel) in order to see this episode early
their channel is so underrated. its alarming that not many people get their humour. well the good thing is if you’re a fan of their work, your brain is well-tact, unlike stupid tiktok creators who post cringey dance videos or anything that literally has no context
@@spongemon1 yeah, I was watching a Cody Ko video of him talking about Tik Tok humor and.... it makes zero sense. It's super cringe, there's no sense and the acting....
@@yaminev1037 o but were they in this video? i only saw nicky :/ Edited: oh sorry i thought the other one was a random person :/ but no it's queen bee :y
5:18 **James Charles has entered the mansion.** 5:34: **James Charles got noobed.** 5:36 **Jeffree Star has entered the mansion.** 5:42 **Jeffree Star didn’t duck.** 5:44 **Kim got in the way.**
"Wheres the watermelon" "We dont have any" "I literally just said there is some in the fridge you literally never listen" "Kourtney closes her eyes in frustration😂😂😂"
_Kris passes out_
Khloe: *SHE’S FAKING IT*
***kicks kris***
Emmm how was this posted 15 hours ago when the vid was only an hour ago
@SupaWolf23
U had to like sign up for something related to the Simgm channel (they posted the link somewhere on their UA-cam channel) in order to see this episode early
Billie Eyelash ohhh ok
Billie Eyelash why is there a watermelon next to their name??
“GIVE IT TO ME SISTERS!” - James Charles 2020
Xcriss Chan LMAO 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YeAh yEAh yeAh!
I thouht it said “ - Flamingo/Albert 2020”
💀💀💀
“Doctor De Nicki Minaj?”
“Yeh, I’m Doctor De Nicki Minehj”
Contagion movie in 2020 be like lol🤣😂
Yesss
they have to put ‘De’ hahahaha im done 🤣🤣🤣
De Nicki Minah
1:59 I CANT STOP PLAYING IT
“It’s just been a few rough days. My dead wife cheated on me.” 💀
Kim's "what" killed me
@@ninar1218 okay press conference is cancelled
“My dead wife was a whore.”
*Kim* what
“Don’t be f***g rude, stay home and binge watch our videos” 😂
My Name
I CACKLED AT THAT PART
I will binge watch the video
Im doing that lol
That's what I'm doing XD
“we knew it was real when we kicked her”
- kim kardasim
@yeee hypeee
“We tossed water on her too”
-kourtney
lmao
Lol
😆
yeee hypeee LMAOOO💀💀
Nobody:
Kate Winslet: “My health is going down like the Titanic.”
burn that hat in ur pfp ❤️
elicxxer What does that have to do with my comment?
elicxxer it’s ok to have opinions 🌈🌺🌸💫⭐️🌺🥀🌼 but you can keep yours tho
@@morganleonlongato9666 if ur a trump supporter, u can't use fairy emojis ❤✨
elicxxer lol i have never liked him but people are allowed to like whoever they want and have their own opinion
I JUST CHOKED THE F OUT OF ME WHEN MARIAH STARTED TO DO WHISTLE 😭😭💀💀💀💀
😅🤭😂🤣😂
7:22
😭😭😭😭 That literally made me laugh so hard
7:22
"it's watermelon, it's worse than i thought"
*puts watermelon slice down*
Oh no it got to you!!! >o
"Trust me, my beautiful baby sisters. We'll be out of here soon, and when we-"
*"Cool"*
*walks away quickly*
***byeeeeeeee***
My beautiful baby bro rob wern't present
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🍉🍉
@@shambhavi8371 bitches
Kim: “Your ignorance is how viruses spread.”
So true...
I laughed at that line since it's honestly true irl. And it's iconic
omg yes
Sad bc it’s true
@Love you more a mix of both really. Some of us don’t think it’s a hoax, in other words, aren’t total dumbasses
"Unfold the paper..."
"Oh, there's a 'don't' in front of all of these."
"...yes my god!!"
😌💅 and THATS on “UNFOLD YOUR F*CKING PAPERS”
Kate: My health is going down like the titanic!
Nicki: Uh!!!
Sereth Wynters the best part 😂😂😂😂
bars
Why is there a watermelon in ur profile .-.
🤔....
4:26
“Your ignorance is how viruses spread” 😭 this is a perfect parody of the movie “Contagion”
ikr this reminded me of it 😂
I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW THIS VID WAS INSPIRED BY A MOVIE BUT I FORGOT!!!!
Antoine Seck
somebody gets it 😂
instantly when i saw the window scene i was like “WAIT!” my dad and i watched the movie a about 2 weeks ago and i knew something was familiar😂
Lol Kate Winslet is literally there
WHY is nobody talking about how Jeffree and James were after the watermelon?!
Ikr🤣🤣
That part was hilarious 🤣😂🤣
Right?!? I was looking for a comment like this lmaoo
Fr 😂😂
Valeria Yunuen Lopez same
Kate Winslet: My health is going down like the Titanic
Nicki: 👁👄👁
AH!!
Sick bar😂 she just had to “ uhn” to that
Imagine they made “Kardasims: the movie special”
I would overload with watermelon 🍉
Yeah
So watermelon 🍉 one hour version
I definitely watching it on premiere
Bryan Arcillas I’m your 500th like UwU
Miley: This is a regular cell.
Nicki: That's a circle.
Zappy oh I thought it was sale
No sh*t
You guys...
It’s a pikachu.
That was Miley??? Her lips were way too big lmao I didn't think it was her
Dr De Nicki Menah: "I didn't know the webcam was on when I took my top off" 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I'm still laughing at this😂😂
😂😂😂
Didn't know Nicki had a sextape hdkdhdkhsksh
My comment but ok! ❤️
this is SO watermelon🍉😋👅💦
Why this whole channel is better in comedy than """actual""" comedy channels?
their channel is so underrated. its alarming that not many people get their humour. well the good thing is if you’re a fan of their work, your brain is well-tact, unlike stupid tiktok creators who post cringey dance videos or anything that literally has no context
this whole channel and the podcast is an inside joke, that's why
@@r.e.m.outsold Inside jokes are always the best lol
@@spongemon1 yeah, I was watching a Cody Ko video of him talking about Tik Tok humor and.... it makes zero sense. It's super cringe, there's no sense and the acting....
@MadDevilOfficial see of course you watch our short king. no brain cells left for gen z
Burglar: **breaks in** “where’s the watermelon”
Kim: “don’t you EVER come at me like that”
Yasss they should make that
Im wheezing🤣🤣🤣
xD
😂😭
the guy in the black: I AM THE VIRUS
KOURTNEY: MAKE SENSE YOU LOOK LIKE A VIRUS
music is my therapy 😂😂😂
Kourtney punches Kim
Kim: Ow, Kourtney!
Kourtney: I thought you were one of them.
Me: Of course you did.
5:44
"da nicki mineh" gets me every single time
Me too 😂😂😂😂 I rewind all the time
Lmfaoo
“Yeah I’m Dr. D’nickimian” Nicki Minaj is the funniest character 😂
Mian?
Its "Dr. De Nicki Mineh" lol
She’s literally my favorite character 😂 when I saw her get out of the car I got so excited!
Yessss
Kardasims are better for me xd
Did Jeffree Star and James Charles just invade the Kardasims mansion for a watermelon? Yes, they did.
"Bitch! We know you have the watermelon!!"
I knew instantly! Spot on impression!!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SHANE????
“Hand over that watermelon or else!“
“No.“
“GIVE IT TO ME SISTERS!!!“
😂
Where’s the watermelon hand over that watermelon or Else give it to me sisters
*'My health is going down like the titanic'*
🤣
*'AUGH'*
"I pretty much invented quarantine"
Ain't that a big fat mood.
“Please, stop talking.” -Beyonce
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
Lollll
"Na na na come on" - Beyonce 😂
Wait is it Rihanna or Beyonce?!😂
“The virus is me!”
Kourtney: makes sense, you look like a virus.
Me: OHHHHHHHHHH
Lol
OOOOHHHHHH!!*
(Thats at 8:18) HE JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUUURNED!!!
Wait Harry how do you know the Kardashians?
Marta • yes
Normal people: Doctor De Nicki Minaj.
Nicki: Doctor De Nicki Minah.
Beyonce being the doctor is the whole 2020 mood.
That's nicky minaj :/
Yup
@@marissagonzalez5905 1:03 its Queen B...
@@marissagonzalez5905 They're both doctors.
@@yaminev1037 o but were they in this video? i only saw nicky :/
Edited: oh sorry i thought the other one was a random person :/ but no it's queen bee :y
nicki minaj is like barbie, she has like 100 jobs
Lollllll
HAAAHHAAHAAKKKCKCCCK
Hahahahhaahahah aha
adriana marie !! nO iTs tHe nIkkI minah-
Just barbietingz
Kris: *goes into coma*
Khloe: She's faking it
İ just cant.
ilteriş kırış it’s coma not koma
@@pxnkbliss234 fixed it
The likes were at 128 then I liked and it was 133 wtf
"What is it? A cookie?"
"It's even worse. It's a watermelon."
That made me laugh so hard
When Mariah started singing, I cried 😂😭
It was a very emotional scene in general yes.
Same 😂😂😂
Then she got hit by Chris Pine’s car 😂
please i cried 😭
Its a dangerous weapon indeed :)))
*Kourtney punches Kim*
Kim: "Ow, Kourtney!"
Kourtney: "I thought you were one of them."
I laughed so hard at that...😂😂
@Nishinoya Senpai hi
Kourtney reminds me of my brother. My brother said the same thing to me after hitting me with a fly swatter.
KATE: "my health is going down like the Titanic"
D'NIKI MINEH: "UUUH"
😂😂😂😂
Ruth Ronnie best bit lol
Mine is
*666 likes*
Nothing here :)
Best punch line
I was SEARCHING for this comment!!! 😂 🤣
Why is no one talking about mariah carey's weapon 😂
Is no one gonna talk about how they literally used the contagion story line but turned it into a comedy. That’s a whole ass talent
They do this with a lot of their videos - manipulate the storyline and make it their own. It's incredible how they do it so well.
Tamera G
Wtf are you mad about? He gave them a compliment.
I swear, y’all are crazy on here - starting drama for no reason. In the words of Khloe, ‘Don’t be a stupid bitch.’
DIDURTT’s ART I am not mad I am just saying is that a ass hole talent is not cool were I am from
So I am not meaning to step on the wrong foot hear
Tamera G He said ‘whole ass talent.’ He’s implying that creating these videos takes a lot of skill.
Kim: “Your ignorance is how viruses spread”
Americans during outbreak:
Aleem Rauf lmaooo
how does this not have more likes
Aleem Rauf please don’t lump all together😭
I love ur profile picture
Meanwhile, you want to shut down society and demand free rent.
I LOST IT WHEN I REALIZED THE BURGLAR WAS JAMES CHARLES HFJSKDFB
SAMMMMME
there were 2 burglars
☁️ JEFFREE TOO LMAOO
Disney Fan right ?! 😂😂😂
😹😹yeah
Mariah’s voice as a weapon that’s genius
Khloe: she’s faking it....
_hospital_
Beyoncé: Your Mother’s in a *coma*
Mariah: “You know how I said I had no weapons on me? I lied. **Sings loudly** *Same Mariah same haha*
*gets hit by a sedan*
This cracked me up!! LOL
I'm dead 😂😂
Iconic
Mitch: *Hits Mariah*
Khloe: 👁👄👁
Kim: 👁👄👁
Kourtney: 😐
👁___👁
😆 Nah, Kortney was more like 😒 (like she usually is 😆)
👁 👁
👄
👁️ 👁️
👄
👁️👄👁️
“Hand over that watermelon or else-“
“No”
“Give it to me sisters”
Kris:laying on the floor unconcious
Khloe:"She's faking it."
Khloe*
Lamo
i love how they just stood there when she fainted 💀.
🤣🤣🤣
They were sitting.
Stood? FOH
you are so watermelon
Elexale i meant “stood there” as in didn’t do anything.
“Doctor De Nicki Minaj ?”
“Yes , I’m Doctor D’Nicki Minaj !”
"I Dictor Nicki Mineh
I read this in her voice lol
She said *meneh
Yah i'm doctor d-nicki meneh
*"Your ignorance is how viruses spread"*
True facts out there ú-ù
That’s so watermelon 🍉
When mariah start screamingg and got hit by a car thoo XD ROFLMAO
I LOST MAH *SHIT* AFTER THAT
What does ROFL mean
@@draxxychan Rolling on floor laughing my ass off (I think)
I literally couldn't breathe 😭
@@oofcream3133 k thx❤️💕
I was NOT expecting James Charles and Jeffree Star 😭😭
Jefree voice was so real! I cant-
where?
@@sebastianbogac4248 min 5:20
I just realised that
😂😂😅🤣
Random guy: I have a few questions about the viral breakout.
Nicki: uh like I said before I didn’t realise the camera was on when I took my top off 😂
Charlie W haha that's Jude law in Contagion
Ellie S 😂
"Like I said before,I was young"
"I didn't know the webcam was on"
Lol that scene is underrated😂😂
@@jrs8301 🤣🤣🤣
Kourtney: “I’m immune to everything.”
-love it 😂😂😂-
no I am
“my health is going down like titanic”
de nicki : *ahhh*
Legit my favorite part lol
@@shay750 sameeee
@@shay750 yeah 😂
7:38 "My dead wife cheated on me."
I'm trying not to laugh but...LMFAAAAAOOOOOOO THE WAY HE SAID IT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀
At the end: my dead wife was a whore🤣🤣🤣
Mariah: **vocalizing**
Khloe: what the hell?
Kourtney: 😑
Imagine if there’s really a Purple Watermelon and It’s really the cure of Covid19
Ima find one
Nice profile picture
The government would hide it and distribute it among the rich🤑💜🍉
Jenifer Sanchez I know
*covid-20
No one:
*Simgm puts Beyoncé as a nurse*
The most stupid nurse
Jose Carlos no, you are.
Cool Cat LMAO
She was actually lead doctor....
Nadir Sherrod it’s just a parody guys 🙄 Beyoncé stans are really annoying
Kris: almost dies
Kourtney: lets toss water on her
*nice*
。Å V E R Y 。 ! Lol because kourtney always says kriss is a witch
U know mom and daughter stuff
。Å V E R Y 。 ! Me: I wants to like realized it says 665 so I don’t like since it will make it a evil number
No it’s so posed to be *noice* lol xp
Let’s kick her
"The virus is me"
"Kourtney: makes sense, you look like a virus"
Me:Get burned
This Comment is probably taken
Love your pfp❤️
*kris passes out* khloe:ShEs FaKiNg It
can i be watermelon?
@@aleinadomi7222 You are Watermelon Kardasim!!
Kim Kardasim OMG thank you 🥰😍❤️❤️
“my health is going down like the titanic”
“UHH!”
Mitch: *hits Mariah with the car*
Kim: *:O*
Khloe: *:O*
Kourtney: *:|*
@@ftsataros25 beonce is doctor, that was mariah..
@@ftsataros25 even subtitles say [Mariah]
Денис Могила oh I wasn’t using subtitles oof I’m stupid
@@ftsataros25 it's okay, don't call yourself that
Gold!
“You know how I said I had no weapons on me, I lied. AH-AH-AHHHHH” 😂😂😂😂 Dead 💀
“My health is going down like the titanic”
De Nicki minaj - “UHH”
SKSKSSK 💀💀💀
I was looking for this comment LMAOOOOOOO YO
William Davies de Nicki minah*
Kylie: We missed you guys.
1 minute later
**BYEEEEEE**
“Missed”
"Kris Fell"
*Silence*
Khloe: *sHe wAs fAkiNg iTt*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Kourtney's bored voice 😭😍
5:18 **James Charles has entered the mansion.**
5:34: **James Charles got noobed.**
5:36 **Jeffree Star has entered the mansion.**
5:42 **Jeffree Star didn’t duck.**
5:44 **Kim got in the way.**
XD
anime ads: hola niño
Wait that’s supposed to be James Charles?
The whole time I thought it was Sandra Bullock 🥴😂😂😂💀
*owo*
nah kourtney punched her because she thought she was one of them because she's wearing black
All I could think of was Kourtney knocking the foundation off Kim’s face when she hit her. 😂
Inspiration for that moment, I'll be real.
Lollll🤣🤣🤣💀
"I'm doctah de nicki mineh"
"to-awk to may ledeh"
"thisis doctah nicki meheh, the sedese needs yur halp"
we stan sim nicki
The "doctor de nicki minaj" was literally the funniest thing ever
Man: my dead wife cheated on me.
Kim: *wHaT*
I’m wondering about what it would look like if the Kardashian’s were in money heist
Navid OMG YESS
YESS
OMG WE NEED THIS
say it right la casa de papel 🤣
YESSS
"Your ignorance is how virus's spread"
69
It do be true doe
love kourtney's "done with everyone's shit" deadpan voice lol
I have the same exact voice 😂
YOOO I was literally just saying they need to come out with a Kardashian in quarantine video !!
@NEPTUNE
I commented it 1 month ago on the Nikki Minaj being a security guard video
@@yourrandominternettroll5311 I seen that
No one:
Literally nobody:
Me: pretending to die during a zoom meeting after the teacher calls on me 0:43
0:43
Omg imagine doing that
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Wheres the watermelon"
"We dont have any"
"I literally just said there is some in the fridge you literally never listen"
"Kourtney closes her eyes in frustration😂😂😂"
2:00 yeah I’m dr denyeckimenyeh 😭😭 how often do they laugh while recording lmao
Nobody asked but some of the characters and some small scenes are from the movie "Contagion" its on netflix
Tessa Boyle yesssssss
That's what was I was thinking but I couldn't pin point it 💀
Actually, it’s not on Netflix.
I love your pfp
“ I am the virus”
-“Makes sense, you look like a virus”
Kourtney is my spirit animal
Can you guys make the kardasims as benders like “Avatar: The Last Airbender”? Please 😂
I see Kourtney and Azula would be besties
Fernando Ortiz I’m rooting for this ✌️
Yes, I would love to see that! 😄
Omg yes!!!!
Yes!!
“my health is going down like the titanic”
“ *UH* “
"Man: Doctor de Nicki Minash?"
"Nicki: Yeah, I'm Doctor dE nIcKi MiNeHh"
I'm dyinggggggg
de Nicki Mineh*
Me
I'm obsessed with this!! 😭🤣😂
@@freddypraw3361 same as me, it's totally hilarious if u keep repeating those parts
1:57
Mariah: You know how I said I had no weapons on me...
*I LIED*
Also Mariah: *OAHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*Gets Hit By A Car*
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😹😹😹😹😹
💀
I didn't even know that was Mariah until my mom said I knew that was Mariah by her hair and I was like you were watching? 🤨
lol so her
I’m dead @ when James and Jeffree came busting in for the watermelon 😂 Quality content as usual 👏👏👏
0:01 me when spring is here
“My health is going down like the Titanic.”
Eyes blue like the Atlantic and I'm going down like the titanic.
"ORH"
@@TObyvruh ayye
M ur 100th like
“Neaaarrrr, farrr, whereEver you arrrreeeeee!!!”
Who’s noticed every time sim niki is on she looses more of her last name it’s now just niki mana
Yeah its D’niki Minah
Nick minih
De Niki minë
The fact that nearly every single one of the simgm characters are in this video makes it perfect
1:47 Beyoncé has given up XD
When nicki doesn’t even say her own name correctly. De Nicki Mineeeh. 😭
Witchgost DON’T U DARE DISRESPECT
DE NICKI MINEEEH 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
"Your ignorance is how viruses spread."
Damn Kim take that back and burn it HAHAHAHA LMFAO
Within the commotion: *Kourtney punches Kim*
Kourtney: I thought you were one of them
If it’s only ONE PERSON doing all these voices..!!! THAT is talent!!
Beyonce:"You dont know what quarantine is,do you?"
Kourtney: "Something to do with quarters."
I AM WHEEZING🤣🤣
😂😂🤣😅