@SupaWolf23 U had to like sign up for something related to the Simgm channel (they posted the link somewhere on their UA-cam channel) in order to see this episode early
their channel is so underrated. its alarming that not many people get their humour. well the good thing is if you’re a fan of their work, your brain is well-tact, unlike stupid tiktok creators who post cringey dance videos or anything that literally has no context
@@spongemon1 yeah, I was watching a Cody Ko video of him talking about Tik Tok humor and.... it makes zero sense. It's super cringe, there's no sense and the acting....
@@yaminev1037 o but were they in this video? i only saw nicky :/ Edited: oh sorry i thought the other one was a random person :/ but no it's queen bee :y
2:03 "Vlogger: I have a couple of questions about the recent viral breakout. De nicki minaj: like I said before, I was young i didn't know the webcam was on when I took my top off.." LOL
5:18 **James Charles has entered the mansion.** 5:34: **James Charles got noobed.** 5:36 **Jeffree Star has entered the mansion.** 5:42 **Jeffree Star didn’t duck.** 5:44 **Kim got in the way.**
"Wheres the watermelon" "We dont have any" "I literally just said there is some in the fridge you literally never listen" "Kourtney closes her eyes in frustration😂😂😂"
Kris: *faints for 20 minutes* Khloe: *_She's faking it._* Beyonce: your mother is in a coma and she has the virus. And why did you leave your mom in the floor? Khloe: *we though it was a prank, like a really mean prank.* Beyonce: so you think that your mom you was pranking while she passed out for half an hour? Kourtney: we tried to kick her. Beyonce: you kicked her- nvm. That had me *DEAD.*
“Doctor De Nicki Minaj?”
“Yeh, I’m Doctor De Nicki Minehj”
Contagion movie in 2020 be like lol🤣😂
Yesss
they have to put ‘De’ hahahaha im done 🤣🤣🤣
De Nicki Minah
1:59 I CANT STOP PLAYING IT
_Kris passes out_
Khloe: *SHE’S FAKING IT*
***kicks kris***
Emmm how was this posted 15 hours ago when the vid was only an hour ago
@SupaWolf23
U had to like sign up for something related to the Simgm channel (they posted the link somewhere on their UA-cam channel) in order to see this episode early
Billie Eyelash ohhh ok
Billie Eyelash why is there a watermelon next to their name??
“GIVE IT TO ME SISTERS!” - James Charles 2020
Xcriss Chan LMAO 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YeAh yEAh yeAh!
I thouht it said “ - Flamingo/Albert 2020”
💀💀💀
“It’s just been a few rough days. My dead wife cheated on me.” 💀
Kim's "what" killed me
@@ninar1218 okay press conference is cancelled
“My dead wife was a whore.”
*Kim* what
“we knew it was real when we kicked her”
- kim kardasim
@yeee hypeee
“We tossed water on her too”
-kourtney
lmao
Lol
😆
yeee hypeee LMAOOO💀💀
“Don’t be f***g rude, stay home and binge watch our videos” 😂
My Name
I CACKLED AT THAT PART
I will binge watch the video
Im doing that lol
That's what I'm doing XD
Miley: This is a regular cell.
Nicki: That's a circle.
Zappy oh I thought it was sale
No sh*t
You guys...
It’s a pikachu.
That was Miley??? Her lips were way too big lmao I didn't think it was her
I JUST CHOKED THE F OUT OF ME WHEN MARIAH STARTED TO DO WHISTLE 😭😭💀💀💀💀
😅🤭😂🤣😂
7:22
😭😭😭😭 That literally made me laugh so hard
7:22
Nobody:
Kate Winslet: “My health is going down like the Titanic.”
burn that hat in ur pfp ❤️
elicxxer What does that have to do with my comment?
elicxxer it’s ok to have opinions 🌈🌺🌸💫⭐️🌺🥀🌼 but you can keep yours tho
@@morganleonlongato9666 if ur a trump supporter, u can't use fairy emojis ❤✨
elicxxer lol i have never liked him but people are allowed to like whoever they want and have their own opinion
Kate: My health is going down like the titanic!
Nicki: Uh!!!
Sereth Wynters the best part 😂😂😂😂
bars
Why is there a watermelon in ur profile .-.
🤔....
4:26
Kim: “Your ignorance is how viruses spread.”
So true...
I laughed at that line since it's honestly true irl. And it's iconic
omg yes
Sad bc it’s true
@Love you more a mix of both really. Some of us don’t think it’s a hoax, in other words, aren’t total dumbasses
Kate Winslet: My health is going down like the Titanic
Nicki: 👁👄👁
AH!!
Sick bar😂 she just had to “ uhn” to that
Burglar: **breaks in** “where’s the watermelon”
Kim: “don’t you EVER come at me like that”
Yasss they should make that
Im wheezing🤣🤣🤣
xD
😂😭
"it's watermelon, it's worse than i thought"
*puts watermelon slice down*
Oh no it got to you!!! >o
“Your ignorance is how viruses spread” 😭 this is a perfect parody of the movie “Contagion”
ikr this reminded me of it 😂
I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW THIS VID WAS INSPIRED BY A MOVIE BUT I FORGOT!!!!
Antoine Seck
somebody gets it 😂
instantly when i saw the window scene i was like “WAIT!” my dad and i watched the movie a about 2 weeks ago and i knew something was familiar😂
Lol Kate Winslet is literally there
"Unfold the paper..."
"Oh, there's a 'don't' in front of all of these."
"...yes my god!!"
😌💅 and THATS on “UNFOLD YOUR F*CKING PAPERS”
"Trust me, my beautiful baby sisters. We'll be out of here soon, and when we-"
*"Cool"*
*walks away quickly*
***byeeeeeeee***
My beautiful baby bro rob wern't present
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🍉🍉
@@shambhavi8371 bitches
the guy in the black: I AM THE VIRUS
KOURTNEY: MAKE SENSE YOU LOOK LIKE A VIRUS
music is my therapy 😂😂😂
“Please, stop talking.” -Beyonce
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
Lollll
"Na na na come on" - Beyonce 😂
Wait is it Rihanna or Beyonce?!😂
"What is it? A cookie?"
"It's even worse. It's a watermelon."
That made me laugh so hard
“The virus is me!”
Kourtney: makes sense, you look like a virus.
Me: OHHHHHHHHHH
Lol
OOOOHHHHHH!!*
(Thats at 8:18) HE JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUUURNED!!!
Wait Harry how do you know the Kardashians?
Marta • yes
Kim: “Your ignorance is how viruses spread”
Americans during outbreak:
Aleem Rauf lmaooo
how does this not have more likes
Aleem Rauf please don’t lump all together😭
I love ur profile picture
Meanwhile, you want to shut down society and demand free rent.
Why this whole channel is better in comedy than """actual""" comedy channels?
their channel is so underrated. its alarming that not many people get their humour. well the good thing is if you’re a fan of their work, your brain is well-tact, unlike stupid tiktok creators who post cringey dance videos or anything that literally has no context
this whole channel and the podcast is an inside joke, that's why
@@r.e.m.outsold Inside jokes are always the best lol
@@spongemon1 yeah, I was watching a Cody Ko video of him talking about Tik Tok humor and.... it makes zero sense. It's super cringe, there's no sense and the acting....
@MadDevilOfficial see of course you watch our short king. no brain cells left for gen z
Kourtney punches Kim
Kim: Ow, Kourtney!
Kourtney: I thought you were one of them.
Me: Of course you did.
5:44
"da nicki mineh" gets me every single time
Me too 😂😂😂😂 I rewind all the time
Lmfaoo
Imagine they made “Kardasims: the movie special”
I would overload with watermelon 🍉
Yeah
So watermelon 🍉 one hour version
I definitely watching it on premiere
Bryan Arcillas I’m your 500th like UwU
WHY is nobody talking about how Jeffree and James were after the watermelon?!
Ikr🤣🤣
That part was hilarious 🤣😂🤣
Right?!? I was looking for a comment like this lmaoo
Fr 😂😂
Valeria Yunuen Lopez same
Did Jeffree Star and James Charles just invade the Kardasims mansion for a watermelon? Yes, they did.
"Bitch! We know you have the watermelon!!"
I knew instantly! Spot on impression!!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SHANE????
“Hand over that watermelon or else!“
“No.“
“GIVE IT TO ME SISTERS!!!“
😂
Where’s the watermelon hand over that watermelon or Else give it to me sisters
nicki minaj is like barbie, she has like 100 jobs
Lollllll
HAAAHHAAHAAKKKCKCCCK
Hahahahhaahahah aha
adriana marie !! nO iTs tHe nIkkI minah-
Just barbietingz
Beyonce being the doctor is the whole 2020 mood.
That's nicky minaj :/
Yup
@@marissagonzalez5905 1:03 its Queen B...
@@marissagonzalez5905 They're both doctors.
@@yaminev1037 o but were they in this video? i only saw nicky :/
Edited: oh sorry i thought the other one was a random person :/ but no it's queen bee :y
Normal people: Doctor De Nicki Minaj.
Nicki: Doctor De Nicki Minah.
“Yeah I’m Dr. D’nickimian” Nicki Minaj is the funniest character 😂
Mian?
Its "Dr. De Nicki Mineh" lol
She’s literally my favorite character 😂 when I saw her get out of the car I got so excited!
Yessss
Kardasims are better for me xd
Mariah: “You know how I said I had no weapons on me? I lied. **Sings loudly** *Same Mariah same haha*
*gets hit by a sedan*
This cracked me up!! LOL
I'm dead 😂😂
Iconic
Kris: *goes into coma*
Khloe: She's faking it
İ just cant.
ilteriş kırış it’s coma not koma
@@pxnkbliss234 fixed it
The likes were at 128 then I liked and it was 133 wtf
“Hand over that watermelon or else-“
“No”
“Give it to me sisters”
Khloe: she’s faking it....
_hospital_
Beyoncé: Your Mother’s in a *coma*
*Kourtney punches Kim*
Kim: "Ow, Kourtney!"
Kourtney: "I thought you were one of them."
I laughed so hard at that...😂😂
@Nishinoya Senpai hi
Kourtney reminds me of my brother. My brother said the same thing to me after hitting me with a fly swatter.
Dr De Nicki Menah: "I didn't know the webcam was on when I took my top off" 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I'm still laughing at this😂😂
😂😂😂
Didn't know Nicki had a sextape hdkdhdkhsksh
My comment but ok! ❤️
this is SO watermelon🍉😋👅💦
*'My health is going down like the titanic'*
🤣
*'AUGH'*
I LOST IT WHEN I REALIZED THE BURGLAR WAS JAMES CHARLES HFJSKDFB
SAMMMMME
there were 2 burglars
☁️ JEFFREE TOO LMAOO
Disney Fan right ?! 😂😂😂
😹😹yeah
KATE: "my health is going down like the Titanic"
D'NIKI MINEH: "UUUH"
😂😂😂😂
Ruth Ronnie best bit lol
Mine is
*666 likes*
Nothing here :)
Best punch line
I was SEARCHING for this comment!!! 😂 🤣
"I pretty much invented quarantine"
Ain't that a big fat mood.
Why is no one talking about mariah carey's weapon 😂
Is no one gonna talk about how they literally used the contagion story line but turned it into a comedy. That’s a whole ass talent
They do this with a lot of their videos - manipulate the storyline and make it their own. It's incredible how they do it so well.
Tamera G
Wtf are you mad about? He gave them a compliment.
I swear, y’all are crazy on here - starting drama for no reason. In the words of Khloe, ‘Don’t be a stupid bitch.’
DIDURTT’s ART I am not mad I am just saying is that a ass hole talent is not cool were I am from
So I am not meaning to step on the wrong foot hear
Tamera G He said ‘whole ass talent.’ He’s implying that creating these videos takes a lot of skill.
“Doctor De Nicki Minaj ?”
“Yes , I’m Doctor D’Nicki Minaj !”
"I Dictor Nicki Mineh
I read this in her voice lol
She said *meneh
Yah i'm doctor d-nicki meneh
7:38 "My dead wife cheated on me."
I'm trying not to laugh but...LMFAAAAAOOOOOOO THE WAY HE SAID IT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀
At the end: my dead wife was a whore🤣🤣🤣
Mariah’s voice as a weapon that’s genius
Kris:laying on the floor unconcious
Khloe:"She's faking it."
Khloe*
Lamo
*kris passes out* khloe:ShEs FaKiNg It
can i be watermelon?
@@aleinadomi7222 You are Watermelon Kardasim!!
Kim Kardasim OMG thank you 🥰😍❤️❤️
When Mariah started singing, I cried 😂😭
It was a very emotional scene in general yes.
Same 😂😂😂
Then she got hit by Chris Pine’s car 😂
please i cried 😭
Its a dangerous weapon indeed :)))
“You know how I said I had no weapons on me, I lied. AH-AH-AHHHHH” 😂😂😂😂 Dead 💀
Imagine if there’s really a Purple Watermelon and It’s really the cure of Covid19
Ima find one
Nice profile picture
The government would hide it and distribute it among the rich🤑💜🍉
Jenifer Sanchez I know
*covid-20
Random guy: I have a few questions about the viral breakout.
Nicki: uh like I said before I didn’t realise the camera was on when I took my top off 😂
Charlie W haha that's Jude law in Contagion
Ellie S 😂
No one:
*Simgm puts Beyoncé as a nurse*
The most stupid nurse
Jose Carlos no, you are.
Cool Cat LMAO
She was actually lead doctor....
Nadir Sherrod it’s just a parody guys 🙄 Beyoncé stans are really annoying
"The virus is me"
"Kourtney: makes sense, you look like a virus"
Me:Get burned
This Comment is probably taken
Love your pfp❤️
I was NOT expecting James Charles and Jeffree Star 😭😭
Jefree voice was so real! I cant-
where?
@@sebastianbogac4248 min 5:20
I just realised that
😂😂😅🤣
"I'm doctah de nicki mineh"
"to-awk to may ledeh"
"thisis doctah nicki meheh, the sedese needs yur halp"
we stan sim nicki
All I could think of was Kourtney knocking the foundation off Kim’s face when she hit her. 😂
Inspiration for that moment, I'll be real.
Lollll🤣🤣🤣💀
2:03
"Vlogger: I have a couple of questions about the recent viral breakout.
De nicki minaj: like I said before, I was young i didn't know the webcam was on when I took my top off.."
LOL
Kris: almost dies
Kourtney: lets toss water on her
*nice*
。Å V E R Y 。 ! Lol because kourtney always says kriss is a witch
U know mom and daughter stuff
。Å V E R Y 。 ! Me: I wants to like realized it says 665 so I don’t like since it will make it a evil number
No it’s so posed to be *noice* lol xp
Let’s kick her
No one:
Literally nobody:
Me: pretending to die during a zoom meeting after the teacher calls on me 0:43
0:43
Omg imagine doing that
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mitch: *Hits Mariah*
Khloe: 👁👄👁
Kim: 👁👄👁
Kourtney: 😐
👁___👁
😆 Nah, Kortney was more like 😒 (like she usually is 😆)
👁 👁
👄
👁️ 👁️
👄
👁️👄👁️
*"Your ignorance is how viruses spread"*
True facts out there ú-ù
That’s so watermelon 🍉
Mitch: *hits Mariah with the car*
Kim: *:O*
Khloe: *:O*
Kourtney: *:|*
@@ftsataros25 beonce is doctor, that was mariah..
@@ftsataros25 even subtitles say [Mariah]
Денис Могила oh I wasn’t using subtitles oof I’m stupid
@@ftsataros25 it's okay, don't call yourself that
Gold!
“My health is going down like the titanic”
De Nicki minaj - “UHH”
SKSKSSK 💀💀💀
I was looking for this comment LMAOOOOOOO YO
William Davies de Nicki minah*
"Man: Doctor de Nicki Minash?"
"Nicki: Yeah, I'm Doctor dE nIcKi MiNeHh"
I'm dyinggggggg
de Nicki Mineh*
Me
I'm obsessed with this!! 😭🤣😂
@@freddypraw3361 same as me, it's totally hilarious if u keep repeating those parts
1:57
"Like I said before,I was young"
"I didn't know the webcam was on"
Lol that scene is underrated😂😂
@@jrs8301 🤣🤣🤣
Man: my dead wife cheated on me.
Kim: *wHaT*
Kourtney: “I’m immune to everything.”
-love it 😂😂😂-
no I am
When mariah start screamingg and got hit by a car thoo XD ROFLMAO
I LOST MAH *SHIT* AFTER THAT
What does ROFL mean
@@draxxychan Rolling on floor laughing my ass off (I think)
I literally couldn't breathe 😭
@@oofcream3133 k thx❤️💕
Mariah: **vocalizing**
Khloe: what the hell?
Kourtney: 😑
i love how they just stood there when she fainted 💀.
🤣🤣🤣
They were sitting.
Stood? FOH
you are so watermelon
Elexale i meant “stood there” as in didn’t do anything.
Mariah: You know how I said I had no weapons on me...
*I LIED*
Also Mariah: *OAHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*Gets Hit By A Car*
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😹😹😹😹😹
💀
I didn't even know that was Mariah until my mom said I knew that was Mariah by her hair and I was like you were watching? 🤨
lol so her
5:18 **James Charles has entered the mansion.**
5:34: **James Charles got noobed.**
5:36 **Jeffree Star has entered the mansion.**
5:42 **Jeffree Star didn’t duck.**
5:44 **Kim got in the way.**
XD
anime ads: hola niño
Wait that’s supposed to be James Charles?
The whole time I thought it was Sandra Bullock 🥴😂😂😂💀
*owo*
nah kourtney punched her because she thought she was one of them because she's wearing black
The "doctor de nicki minaj" was literally the funniest thing ever
"Wheres the watermelon"
"We dont have any"
"I literally just said there is some in the fridge you literally never listen"
"Kourtney closes her eyes in frustration😂😂😂"
"Kris Fell"
*Silence*
Khloe: *sHe wAs fAkiNg iTt*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kylie: We missed you guys.
1 minute later
**BYEEEEEE**
“Missed”
love kourtney's "done with everyone's shit" deadpan voice lol
I have the same exact voice 😂
“my health is going down like the titanic”
“UHH!”
“my health is going down like titanic”
de nicki : *ahhh*
Legit my favorite part lol
@@shay750 sameeee
@@shay750 yeah 😂
“ I am the virus”
-“Makes sense, you look like a virus”
Kourtney is my spirit animal
7:16 was the best part. XD
"Your ignorance is how viruses spread."
Damn Kim take that back and burn it HAHAHAHA LMFAO
"Your ignorance is how virus's spread"
69
It do be true doe
"My health is going down like the Titanic."
"Uh!"
I'm laughing way too hard at this 😂
I love Kourtney's bored voice 😭😍
Kris: *faints for 20 minutes*
Khloe: *_She's faking it._*
Beyonce: your mother is in a coma and she has the virus. And why did you leave your mom in the floor?
Khloe: *we though it was a prank, like a really mean prank.*
Beyonce: so you think that your mom you was pranking while she passed out for half an hour?
Kourtney: we tried to kick her.
Beyonce: you kicked her- nvm.
That had me *DEAD.*
The funniest part is that Kris really did that kind of prank 😂
Max Mustermann lsmsksjsksn from where?
@@yaurfeiussystuhncc ua-cam.com/video/ZCydyGXrXug/v-deo.html
She doesn't get consciousless but I see the parallel of a "weak prank" 😂😂💀
Velvet _Edits **we thought it was a prank like a really weak one
Max Mustermann LMAOOOOOO ITS SO STAGED THO HAHAHHAHA thanks btwww
4:38 "You did the opposite of WHAT I TOLD YOU!" lol 🤣🤣
Can you guys make the kardasims as benders like “Avatar: The Last Airbender”? Please 😂
I see Kourtney and Azula would be besties
Fernando Ortiz I’m rooting for this ✌️
Yes, I would love to see that! 😄
Omg yes!!!!
Yes!!
2:00 yeah I’m dr denyeckimenyeh 😭😭 how often do they laugh while recording lmao
Beyonce:"You dont know what quarantine is,do you?"
Kourtney: "Something to do with quarters."
I AM WHEEZING🤣🤣
😂😂🤣😅
4:27
My health is going down like the Titanic * smirk*
Nicki minehh: uuuh
When nicki doesn’t even say her own name correctly. De Nicki Mineeeh. 😭
Witchgost DON’T U DARE DISRESPECT
DE NICKI MINEEEH 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
5:45 HAS ME WHEEZING SI LOUD BUT MY MOMMA AIN’T HITTING ME YET SKDJFNDJNCDCJD
I’m wondering about what it would look like if the Kardashian’s were in money heist
Navid OMG YESS
YESS
OMG WE NEED THIS
say it right la casa de papel 🤣
YESSS
YOOO I was literally just saying they need to come out with a Kardashian in quarantine video !!
@NEPTUNE
I commented it 1 month ago on the Nikki Minaj being a security guard video
@@yourrandominternettroll5311 I seen that
I’m dead @ when James and Jeffree came busting in for the watermelon 😂 Quality content as usual 👏👏👏
1:47 Beyoncé has given up XD
mariah : "yk how i said i had no weapons on me? i lied "
"AaaAaAaaaaaAAaaaA"