Gear Mythology tells of Goldlewis Sisyphuson, the astute king of Behemoth Typhoon. He had angered the top tiers with his thunderbird oki and wild assault pressure. The top tiers who blamed the beasts, took away his burst and was condemned by the zoners to repeatedly push his coffin up a mountain for all eternity. When he was seen to be making to much progress or nearing the top, the zoners sent their gorgons (Axl Low) to attack and cut at him as he pushed his coffin towards the top. As the endless cycle continued, Goldlewis Sisyphuson found his entire existence rendered meaningless.
the thing i find funniest about this specific clip is the gold lewis uses deflect sheild 3 times wich is known to be awful and especially vs a zoner like asuka he could have just used burst and gotten out of it all...
@@KiterninoWouldn't his wild assault work better in this situation? Worse case he resets neutral with him closer, while the best would be getting a counter from a spell cast right? I'm just guessing the situation so I don't know if it would work that way or not.
@Kiternino well as someone who mains the character with the most memable version of the mechanic... WI-YALLDDD ASSSSSSSALT! (bedman? So it's white like gdlws's and Goes through stuff, but I'm 80% sure bedman has more reach with it's then normal.)
The biggest advantage Goldlewis has over Asuka is they always think you're a free all-you-can-eat buffet. Once you learn to make them work for their win, they get mad and rage quit.
It's actually really easy to counter this with 624 behemoth typhoon. It's one of your faster behemoths and destroys the projectiles Asuka spews out. Probably your strongest poke in this situation.
well GL did deflect shield twice instead of bursting out at any point in the pressure, though that would just reset them to neutral which is kind of ass for him anyway
I can’t understand the fun in this. Like seriously, how is this engaging, fun, and not frustrating? I know it’s bullshit the game but when the bullshit is a dash block simulator I think it’s time to uninstall and move on
So concludes the life and times of Goldlewis Dickinson, an existence defined by futile struggle.
AND I DON'T. REGRET. A SECOND OF MY SERVICE.
@@owu1987 one of the American Sanctums, next to Armstrong Prime, can't wait to see who's next
The struggler will always continue to struggle. F in the chat for Goldlewis Dickinson mains for struggling all these years
@@owu1987 The Azusa cubes are the prison that's trapping him
@@MondoJaeKusaifunny valentine prime
Finally Freesia mashup
I'm honestly surprised we don't get more Freesia for things like this. That song is sadness and passion turned into sound
To be fair that describes all the rest of the xrd power ballads aswell
This so sad can we please give Goldlewis chipps movement speed and a quadruple jump
Daisuke NEEDS to give Goldlewis *specifically* an Instant Kill (he needs it)
They need to make his 5p more like his reversal, might even be a solid mid tier then
@@amberheart2533 Down With The Strive Damage
sick vids mate
thank you broski @@nit-Inundate 🦍
Gear Mythology tells of Goldlewis Sisyphuson, the astute king of Behemoth Typhoon. He had angered the top tiers with his thunderbird oki and wild assault pressure. The top tiers who blamed the beasts, took away his burst and was condemned by the zoners to repeatedly push his coffin up a mountain for all eternity. When he was seen to be making to much progress or nearing the top, the zoners sent their gorgons (Axl Low) to attack and cut at him as he pushed his coffin towards the top. As the endless cycle continued, Goldlewis Sisyphuson found his entire existence rendered meaningless.
This was such a dumb story to make
In this behemoth typhoon, Goldlewis ponders on the meaning of life
The fact that Strive survived both Happy Chaos and Asuka is a greek tragedy in and of itself.
Ah yes, the Gobou's "1 full minute blockstring" special
interesting strategy of the goldlewis to use deflect shield, let's see how that worked out
in a better reality he used wwa
Zoners:
"You just need to be more aggressive bro, don't let me do that."
When all you can say anymore is “it’s not a big deal”
A daredevil? Mm, indeed…I have blocked long enough. The Kingdom of Illyria has long since forgotten my name…and I am EAGER to make them remember
when guilty gear 3 comes out and sol has to kill his wife again:
what a fun little mage character
One must imagine goldlewis happy...
Got hit with the classic, random bullshit go!
the thing i find funniest about this specific clip is the gold lewis uses deflect sheild 3 times wich is known to be awful and especially vs a zoner like asuka
he could have just used burst and gotten out of it all...
How when asuka is now further and can start doing this shit all over again before he runs in? There’s no real answer to this shit gameplay
@@KiterninoWouldn't his wild assault work better in this situation? Worse case he resets neutral with him closer, while the best would be getting a counter from a spell cast right? I'm just guessing the situation so I don't know if it would work that way or not.
@@Kiterninoburst doesn't just knock people back, it causes a knockdown which allows you to gain space
@Kiternino well as someone who mains the character with the most memable version of the mechanic... WI-YALLDDD ASSSSSSSALT! (bedman? So it's white like gdlws's and Goes through stuff, but I'm 80% sure bedman has more reach with it's then normal.)
one must imagine bazi happy......
The biggest advantage Goldlewis has over Asuka is they always think you're a free all-you-can-eat buffet. Once you learn to make them work for their win, they get mad and rage quit.
It was a big deal 😔 he could not handle it 😔
the real behemoth typhoon were the friends we made along the way
Imagine if Goldlewis actually had hyper armor or projectile guard
He has White WA
He doesn't need it. Get good at dash-blocking and you'll never lose to a Happy Chaos again
It's actually really easy to counter this with 624 behemoth typhoon. It's one of your faster behemoths and destroys the projectiles Asuka spews out. Probably your strongest poke in this situation.
Get in the zone. AUTOZONE!
As a pot main I truly despise this matchup
That thumbnail is goldlewis
Can we get a "one must imagine Asuka happy" with goldlewis offense
lewis offense kinda sucks when fd is involved dude
Somehow I didn’t notice it was Freesia until the end
I fucking love gobou
Make a full version i beg of you
I swear i've seen this somewhere before.
Goldlewis deserves it
What goes through Gobou's mind as this happens?
Deserved.
Чзх, Пророк Санбой спел Freesia, пока тащил камень на гору?
Its either geometry or axl 5P
He just like me frfr
What's the name of that song again?
I thought bazi was a potmepkin main, not goldlewis?
What'a the song in the end?
That is bullshit
The real question is what was Asuka or Daisuke blazing?
well GL did deflect shield twice instead of bursting out at any point in the pressure, though that would just reset them to neutral which is kind of ass for him anyway
I can’t understand the fun in this. Like seriously, how is this engaging, fun, and not frustrating? I know it’s bullshit the game but when the bullshit is a dash block simulator I think it’s time to uninstall and move on
It isn't lol
ArcSys made Happy Chaos then Happy Chaos 2
😢