My husband and I didn't get covid until 3 weeks after we received the vaccine. My kids, who did not get vaccinated against it, have never had covid. My brother not vaccinated had a mild case. his wife vaccinated, wound up hospitalized w covid.
Ben Carson doesn't understand what's going on in his own pants so he makes questions like that that are completely absurd. It's like saying "If the earth isn't the center of the solar system then why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?" Then thinks he had a mic-drop.
@@emilyemisarmiento3503 yeah, what a dumb-dumb neurosurgeon. Your analogy is spot on. We definitely harvest organs from non-humans for transplant into humans, just like you said.
@@MoeSlislack That's a perfect analogy, you're just not smart enough to understand it. His question has no basis in the logic behind abortion the same way asking why the sun moves across the sky has no basis in the earth being the center of the galaxy.
They tried to go with the slogans, “We’ll chop before your balls drop!” and “Turning flesh from forearms to foreskins,” but they wanted one slogan that encompassed all 4.6 million genders.
That's pretty impressive how Babylon Bee was able to sneak in a camera crew to record an actual Planned Parenthood board meeting! A+ journalism right there!
@@pizzapartytime1826Some women have penises and some men have vaginas! People can be so ignorant. Sex is separate from gender…but also, sex isn’t necessarily defined by biology and your sexual organs. Also, gender is a social construct…but it’s also a natural integral part of who you are. All of this makes sense…right? Oh well, let’s get back to mutilating young people and killing babies!
Exactly! Why are we funding Israel's forced abortions on Gaza women and already born children and allowing them to rebrand it as Collateral damage. Thanks you sir for your logical outlook.
Imagine arguing for choice when no single person that has ever been born had a choice. They only had a responsibility to take care of their baby. It seems like the only people that get to choose are those that are already born. Heroes saves lives and murderers take them.
Women are NEVER held responsible, which is a big reason why so many think it's fine to do the procreative act recreationally and commit infanticide as a matter of convenience.
The same kind of people that say repeated offenders and criminals alike deserve a second chance and to be "rehabilitated" at society's cost, but will deny a baby the right to life because "well, the mom is poor".
The men were clueless but the woman went for the kill. It’s sad so many women today use abortion as the go to solution. My spouse and I found out in our first year in college a seven pound love of our life was on his way. We adjusted out schedule and built out life around him. He and his children are our greatest joy.
I guess god didn’t believe in women’s equality when he made them responsible for human life and the future of the world; thus requiring a few months off from work.
oh, you said "HE"? LOL. Didn't you mean "a seven pound love of our life was on their way"? On a personal note, I hate that grammatically confusing use of the plural pronoun "they them" in place of He and She. The "HE" was cool.
No one uses abortion as go to solution. Getting abortion takes time and effort. Having abortion rather than mistake baby, now that's helluva better and efficient choise though.
@@aev6075 of course people use abortion as a go to solution for terminating a pregnancy. What are you talking about? There are all kinds of frivolous reasons people terminate a pregnancy. It’s weird when people romanticize abortions as this horrible thing that no one wants and yet somehow there are millions a year. If no one wanted abortions then there wouldn’t be millions a year. They wouldn’t be fighting to kill babies in the third trimester. How dumb do you think people are?
Satire: Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose human foolishness or vice. It is a fallacy to claim that satire cannot also be true or factual.
@@NoelFallstrom So you're trying to say you're taking the long way around to agreeing to what newwave just said? and... Just didn't realize he was saying the same thing?
@@mattdillon4398 So you're trying to say you're taking the long way around to agreeing to what ConcededSpatula just said? and... Just didn't realize he was saying the same thing?
My Momma fought cancer to have me. We had a survival rate of 5 percent. We got through it and I only had her love for 23 years. But now I always say she was a fantastic mother and friend. This is why I do not condone baby murder.
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
And think about the wasted human potential. The kid who would grow up, become a doctor, and find a cure for cancer? The kid who would grow up, become an engineer, and find better technologies for cleaner fuels? Gone. Who knows how many life altering discoveries we will never have, because the babies were murdered in the womb?
Weird 12 million Illegals are to much for the system but 50 million would have done nothing? First of all screw planned parenthood second lets examine your logic as you seem to be a victim of "rebranding"... For two years your tax $$ have been funding Israel's bombs which have resulted in the forced abortions of tens of thousands of women and tens of thousands more of those new "fancy" abortions where they kill an already born child! Where is your outrage or have you just taken their soft words "Collateral Damage" as gospel. At 6 weeks there is no baby, it doesn't even have a brain, organs, or limbs nor is there any cutting required as it is 5mm in length, so making a law to say the sound of what will be a heart someday constitutes life!..... Well then we have conquered death as bodies can be fixed and have the heart artificially pumped forever! Yes they are brain dead but so is a 6 week old clump of cells without a brain.... you will fit right into this new society nicely. want to save an actual baby (6 month and older) or an actual, already born real fragile soul, child? Then stop funding war and start funding free daycare free housing for pregnant women, the sick part is you will not do any of these things as you are on life support right now.
I was in high school when abortion was first being nationally discussed and they told us repeatedly it was just a clump of cells being removed. I bought into that until the iconic Life magazine photographs of a developing baby in the womb were published. 🤔
Biomedical Ethics: typically NOT studied by Drs or nurses (both obvious and fascinating) , and not required for people who work at PP . Are they even “randomly drug tested”? Because the person whose job it is to put nails on the shelf at the big orange store is randomly drug tested
Thank you for putting in the stuff about reversing the pill. If people take nothing else from this video, save that contact info in case you need it for someone.
Another banger, Bee, to use the lingo of the kids. I "liked" the video because you all are freaking genius writers, but it's hard to like something so tragic. You guys absolutely nailed the absurdity of it all.
My economics professor in college didn't say he was pro-life, but he strongly hinted at it by saying he was adopted a few years before abortion became legal.
@@generaltechnomage306 It is around 2 billion but not all from pp. and if you look at the world health organization it will show about how many is happening per year as of late for the world it's a staggering number.
I used to be one of those "safe-and-RARE centrists" on the issue, but seeing how bloodthirsty these monsters are to extinguish life in any form made me seriously reevaluate my position on it. 🤮
The irony of the situation though, I would assume that leftists are having by far most of the abortions in the US. Especially since most conservatives find the practice abhorrent. Probably why they favor importing so many new democrat voters into America!
I am listening to a book on the Reformation and Luther had this same perspective. Some were making fun of the abuses of Rome in his day. He took a more serious approach. I appreciate the bee but your comment is true regarding the ultimate solution to our problem. May the Lord help us 🙏
"Satire is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."
@@william3347 Yeah it only works so much though like most other forms of copium and sometimes you got to be an adult and see things for what they are 😐... Which nobody likes and is understandable it's not fun
Thank you Babylon Bee. I was pissed this year when around Christmas time besides St. Jude, Wounded Warrior and ASPCA commercials there was a new commercial asking for donations for Planned Parenthood for "women's healthcare" and whenever I saw it I pointed out that they provide baby murder. My family got sick of me pointing it out, but it is true and I for one don't want to put up with their fundraising lies when I'm just trying to enjoy the holidays
I was changing the channel to AMC since the Polar Express was on, and it was during planned parenthood’s sick commercial! Keep in mind this was on Christmas Day! There’s no doubt they did that on purpose
You are 100% right, @spartanguard18, my stomach turned and my blood boiled seeing the insulting planned parenthood comercials. I see this babylon bee video as an example of "If Planned Parenthood ads were honest"...
It makes you scratch your head when the "people" (term used lightly) on the same side of an argument can go from an aspca ad trying to save abused and murdered animals to planned parenthood... give us money to help us slaughter innocent human beings. Seems legit.
In 1915, my grandmother was having trouble with her pregnancy, the local doctors encouraged her to abort the baby, but she refused to kill her soon to be born child. She was in an area where illegal, but "safe" abortions were performed. She told the doctors that "God could not forgive her for killing her baby, and she could not forgive herself." She was bonded with the child inside her, and she went on to give birth her third child in January of 1916. The baby was premature, but survived. My grandmother died less than one month after giving birth. That child grew up to become my mother, she had two children of which I am the oldest. I am married and my wife and I have two sons. Both are married and one has a son. So three generations later, my family is thriving thanks to the courage and strong faith that my grandmother had. My grandmother made a decision based on faith and the risks at the time, to keep her baby to term and risk her life in the process. My family is forever greatful to her for that. Now, if a woman chooses to terminate her pregnancy, and kill her baby, that's her option, but my faith tells me to thank God every day that I can live this life thanks to the faith of my grandmother.
Similar with my great-grandmother. She was giving birth and her baby was stuck and my gg was exhausted and the doctors said they should crush the baby's skull and extract it because "a mother without a baby is better than a baby without it's mother." My gg said no way and was able to find the gumption to get her out. My gg lived into her 90s. My grandmother is doing well in her 80s. She had 5 kids and now has 19 grandkids and so far 9 great-grands. Infant lives are worth cherishing and protecting.
So many BIRTHING PERSONS brainwashed (just being facetious!). … the propaganda to get rid of biological women is really working on the woke and confused
"Let's not call them concentration camps. Let's call them work camps! Or relocation centers! Or safety zones for the vulnerable of our society! How about, we call them War Effort Camps! Has a nice ring to it."
"Arbeit Macht Frei" - means "Labor makes you free".... posted at the entrance of Ausschwitz. How ironic is that? Death Camp, be free through work, yea....
Very true, these same women not only deny the right of the baby to live but deny the father to have the right to have a say in the life of the child they had created together. Not all men care, but how many have been destroyed by the actions of heartless women because of the lie of "my body my choice" ?
I see what you mean... At 6 weeks there is no baby, it doesn't even have a brain, organs, or limbs nor is there any cutting required as it is 5mm in length, so making a law to say the sound of what will be a heart someday constitutes life!..... Well then we have conquered death as bodies can be fixed and have the heart artificially pumped forever! Yes they are brain dead but so is a 6 week old clump of cells without a brain.... 6 week old clump of cells without a brain. Everyone that didn't take the time to do a google search on this; also a clump of cells without a brain.
Knocked it out of the park, Bee! If only one person watching this is moved to action, and is drawn to help these women/babies, it's all worth it. I know it sounds awful to some to joke about this, but someone needed to see this video. Someone needed to know what they truly do. In "satirical" form of course.
If they want to exist as a private organization, fine. But no tax money should go to them. The services they provide are often redundant with existing funded clinics, and the claim that they stand by the Hyde Amendement is just an accounting trick.
Good thing is that it backfired on them.The group with the highest abortion rates is also the group that votes 90% Demonrat.PP singlehandedly prevented democrat takeover of large parts of the south.
The fetus part made me think of something that happened when I was a senior in high school. (Before I tell this story- I've always been pro-life, but I was more interested in the movement after I was done with school.) In 12th grade, I took a Health class called Parent Child Development. Part of that was learning about fetal development. So my male teacher was like: "The heart starts beating here, it grows here, it can kick here..." etc. When he paused, I slowly raised my hand with a smirk and slyly responded: "So, what you're saying is...this thing has a heartbeat, it's GROWING...and it can KICK...wow, it almost seems like this thing is ALIVE...and tearing it apart would be KILLING it...INT-TER-RES-TING." That was followed by some stunned, awkward silence. Like, you could FEEL the awkwardness in the room. My teacher broke the silence by quickly saying: "We're not going to get into that right now!" I giggled and said "alright" and we just moved on with the lesson.
Infanticide has been a part of civilizations from antiquity. The Spartans killed "flawed" babies, often by throwing them down cliffs. The Athenians abandoned babies they didn't want in remote areas and told thrmselves "maybe they were found by a needy baren couple", Egyptian, Persian and Judean kings murdered babies, and the Romans did outright horrors. These trends keep recurring in societies that believe they are threatened by "the surplus population" We insist we have a right to happiness, but do we? You being dead would make me richer and more sucessful...it is my choice to obtain happiness. NO, THAT'S MURDER. However 20th century society obsessed with sexual gratification will allow or accept almost any sin to excuse the pursuit of happiness through sex. Adultry and lying is wrong, but if the spouse is cold and the other person brings emotional and sexual happiness....well it is inevitable and the wronged spouse obviously deserved it....but the new romance is full and happy. That's the stiff of many a poem, song, movie isn't it. So if that's OK, well darned, this sexual happiness has dangers. You might get sick with pregnancy...well we don't need that but luckily doctors and nurses have a cure...and you will stay happy.
Whether you like it or not that is a decision that your religion/ beliefs has made, not an undeniable fact. We live in a country with religious freedom. So you can believe that it’s “baby murder” but a lot of people believe that the fetus doesn’t develop a soul until a certain point in the birthing process. But I bet you feel like other people are encroaching on your freedoms as you force your beliefs onto them.😊
1 Samuel 15:3 “Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”
This is why I love the Bee because they have a way to display truth when nobody wants to actually see or hear it. when facts are still banging at the door, satire slips in through the cracks.
@@id104335409 Despite of what our opinions on the matter are, let's keep the language clear, accurate and non-misleading. A fetus isn't a baby. That's so by definition.
She played a sinister Planned Parenthood executive in the film Unplanned about Abby Johnson, so this was somewhat a parody of that. She also played Jenny Callendar a million years ago on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. :)
About 33 years ago when I was once a feminist, I was in my 3rd trimester and stood to make a comment at a women’s conference and mentioned my baby. Another woman castigated me for not referring to my own child as a fetus. No one in that vast hall stood up for me. Shamelessly, it took a few years before I left the movement And the party!
Great video, you brilliantly brought up a (in)famous powerful quote that was used in "marketing" the Holocaust as the "Final Solution" - That was an amazing parallel that is actually sadly true. My hat to your writing staff and team for passing this message. May God help us all, Ciao, L (Veteran)
Not to be that person, but "fetus" in the classical period means offspring and did not have to refer to a specific age. It was infrequently used where we might today use baby, toddler, child. It was never used to my knowledge past adolescence, so the closer translation would be "child." (Or "offspring/young" as it is used for animals as well. However, by the imperial era, it had been used in two very popular and widespread medical "books" solely to refer to an unborn child, and from that point it is rarely used in any other context. (In it's original ancient usage, fetus was a noun referring to the act of childbirth itself, so "labor" now. Very neat to see the progression of language through time.)
@@brich2929 yeah... think it is because I've had to have so many conversations about why fetus can be the correct medical term and yet still be dehumanizing.
Y'all have done an excellent job with this. You have captured horrendous evil with satirical humor. Lord I pray that these efforts would bear fruit in our society.
I get why they never say baby or murder. I'm still a little surprised that they can't even say abortion. It is so telling that they have to hitch it to other things by always using "women's healthcare" and "women's rights".
It's clear proof that they know it's WRONG. If it wasn't, why would they do this?! Your don't change the name of something you're genuinely proud of. It's gaslighting.
@@Cindybin46 but that’s not what it’s sold as. It’s a blanket term to make abortion seem not what it really is. They even avoid the word abortion as much as possible.
@AzureWolf168 Yes, I know many use abortion as birth control. But it should not be illegal because some women or girls may need to do this in order to live. Also we should not force a woman or girl to carry a baby and give birth if she has been raped, etc.
@@allenvestal4474 Well, it wouldn't matter anyhow given how many graduates can't even read, but no it isn't, and I'd bet $ that it's probably even _banned_ in some schools.
@@allenvestal4474 At this point, the way the kids are taught _what_ to think, they might actually side with Big Brother and cast the protagonist as the _actual_ villain.
Toxoplasmosis (all cats are evil) is bad in so many ways : depression, cysts, organ failure, headaches, flu symptoms, miscarriage, birth defects, behavior changes, ocular toxo, low vision, certain types of eye floaters, detached retina (blindness) , schizophrenia, Parkinson’s, negative tests are inconclusive due to a long dormancy potential, dormant cysts outlive the antibodies being tested for , virtually all cats have it in different stages, it’s congenital in cats and humans! “Pregnant women shouldn’t go near litter box or feces dumpster” - nobody ever should .
Wow. Thank you guys so much for this, it needs to be said. I believe you're doing God's work. Almost everything that you put out is textbook biblical truth and love, and your delivery is impeccable. Outstanding!
I was actually on the fence with this until Satanists were protesting against overturning Roe V Wade and saying that it was discrimination and that they should sacrifice babies to Satan because it’s a part of their religion. It made me want to vomit and also yell at the fools protesting with them saying it’s not baby murder.
My woke corporation calls it "healthcare" and in addition is now offering "gender affirmation care." Tell me this all isn't class warfare. It's not enough we perform our jobs well, now we must submit to "company culture" as they call it and engage in odd cult-like virtusl pep rallies to secure our jobs, plus the occasional mandatory race sensitivity training.
"my body ,my choice" except with " take a cv19 shot, or you're fired".
That was the only amusing thing about that cluster. The left destroyed Roe v. Wade all by themselves.
“Natural immunity is always superior” -fauci , until his wife is heavily invested in big pharma
If it saves just one life...Unless they're babies
Leftists are not known for their logical consistency...
My husband and I didn't get covid until 3 weeks after we received the vaccine. My kids, who did not get vaccinated against it, have never had covid. My brother not vaccinated had a mild case. his wife vaccinated, wound up hospitalized w covid.
"If it's not a human being then why are you harvesting organs from it..?"
Dr. Ben Carson
Amen
Ben Carson doesn't understand what's going on in his own pants so he makes questions like that that are completely absurd. It's like saying "If the earth isn't the center of the solar system then why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?" Then thinks he had a mic-drop.
@@emilyemisarmiento3503 yeah, what a dumb-dumb neurosurgeon. Your analogy is spot on. We definitely harvest organs from non-humans for transplant into humans, just like you said.
@@emilyemisarmiento3503 that's a stupid analogy. did you even read what you wrote because most of it isn't even coherent?
@@MoeSlislack That's a perfect analogy, you're just not smart enough to understand it. His question has no basis in the logic behind abortion the same way asking why the sun moves across the sky has no basis in the earth being the center of the galaxy.
So that's who changed genital mutilation, to gender affirming care. Brilliant.
"Health care" may be the new meme in 2024. Kudos, your first.
You mean those who changed genital mutilation, to circumcision.
It's a psychological word game these marxists use on simple minds. Sadly, it works.
But the Bee did a great job on shining the light on this evil.
They tried to go with the slogans, “We’ll chop before your balls drop!” and “Turning flesh from forearms to foreskins,” but they wanted one slogan that encompassed all 4.6 million genders.
No genital mutilation is genital mutilation but gender affirming care refers to providing sex change operations to anyone who needs it.
That's pretty impressive how Babylon Bee was able to sneak in a camera crew to record an actual Planned Parenthood board meeting! A+ journalism right there!
Project Veritas tried and failed. They must be so jealous of Babylon Bee.
I don't know if this is a genuine video though. Not enough purple hair and fat people.
They'll probably face years of lawsuits and false criminal charges.
They may have one-upped O'Keefe Media Group. The gauntlet has been thrown.
Sad isn't it
People in 2024: “Pro Life people are an attack on women!”
People in 2024 being asked what a woman is: “I don’t know.”
“People with uteruses”
@@abmroseBuT AlL wOmeN dONt hAVe tHoSe
Trans "womyn" don't have uteruses@@abmrose
@@pizzapartytime1826Some women have penises and some men have vaginas! People can be so ignorant. Sex is separate from gender…but also, sex isn’t necessarily defined by biology and your sexual organs. Also, gender is a social construct…but it’s also a natural integral part of who you are. All of this makes sense…right? Oh well, let’s get back to mutilating young people and killing babies!
They don’t speak English in America anymore. You have to say, “genocide against birthing persons.”
Sadly, this world has lost sight of everything good, respect, honesty and accountability.
If this country had accountability Trump would be in prison
Okay! The first fanatic to drag the T into a comment thread that has nothing to do with him.
@@lithium25693 Why exactly do you think that Trump should be in prison?
@@goldoryellow6882 Whatever you say, Slavery Party.
The problem with this world is it needs more wacky inflatable tube man!
It's brilliant; pretend to support humans while simultaneously pretending some humans aren't humans.
That’s what all racists do!
Exactly! Why are we funding Israel's forced abortions on Gaza women and already born children and allowing them to rebrand it as Collateral damage. Thanks you sir for your logical outlook.
Imagine arguing for choice when no single person that has ever been born had a choice. They only had a responsibility to take care of their baby. It seems like the only people that get to choose are those that are already born. Heroes saves lives and murderers take them.
“I knew you when i formed you in the womb” -the Owners manual
Women are NEVER held responsible, which is a big reason why so many think it's fine to do the procreative act recreationally and commit infanticide as a matter of convenience.
The same kind of people that say repeated offenders and criminals alike deserve a second chance and to be "rehabilitated" at society's cost, but will deny a baby the right to life because "well, the mom is poor".
Ronald Reagan said something similar, the only people who are pro abortion are does who have been born.
Reagan
The men were clueless but the woman went for the kill. It’s sad so many women today use abortion as the go to solution. My spouse and I found out in our first year in college a seven pound love of our life was on his way. We adjusted out schedule and built out life around him. He and his children are our greatest joy.
I guess god didn’t believe in women’s equality when he made them responsible for human life and the future of the world; thus requiring a few months off from work.
oh, you said "HE"? LOL. Didn't you mean "a seven pound love of our life was on their way"? On a personal note, I hate that grammatically confusing use of the plural pronoun "they them" in place of He and She. The "HE" was cool.
No one uses abortion as go to solution. Getting abortion takes time and effort. Having abortion rather than mistake baby, now that's helluva better and efficient choise though.
@@aev6075 of course people use abortion as a go to solution for terminating a pregnancy. What are you talking about? There are all kinds of frivolous reasons people terminate a pregnancy. It’s weird when people romanticize abortions as this horrible thing that no one wants and yet somehow there are millions a year. If no one wanted abortions then there wouldn’t be millions a year. They wouldn’t be fighting to kill babies in the third trimester. How dumb do you think people are?
@@aev6075 I'm glad that my single mom decided to keep this mistake baby... God made a way for us and blessed her greatly...
This isn't satire. This is reality.
Satire:
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose human foolishness or vice.
It is a fallacy to claim that satire cannot also be true or factual.
@@NoelFallstrom So you're trying to say you're taking the long way around to agreeing to what newwave just said? and... Just didn't realize he was saying the same thing?
@@NoelFallstrom But in our culture we use satire to jokingly talk about reality, so there's that.
@@mattdillon4398 So you're trying to say you're taking the long way around to agreeing to what ConcededSpatula just said? and... Just didn't realize he was saying the same thing?
Modern day Nazi Death Camps located at your local hospital.
This is not satire. This is EXACTLY what happened/happening. At no time do that ‘woman’s healthcare’ talk about HELPing women with IVF.
My Momma fought cancer to have me. We had a survival rate of 5 percent. We got through it and I only had her love for 23 years. But now I always say she was a fantastic mother and friend. This is why I do not condone baby murder.
❤❤❤❤❤
Your mother is a hero. I bet she loved you so much, more than her own life. God bless you.
That’s an amazing story! ❤
Your mother was blessed with Truth and Love. May God continue to bless you as well.
Ah yes. Because planned and wished pregnancy and delivery is the exact same as aborting unwanted zygote. Great argument, much wow.
BB pointing out that demons are doing demons stuff right out in open!
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
50 million lives taken by butchers since 1973. How sad! How tragic!
50 million innocent blood sacrificies to satan and 50 million less guardian angels...
"Abortion: taking 50 million lives since 1973! ❤" (new motto? Anyone?")
And think about the wasted human potential. The kid who would grow up, become a doctor, and find a cure for cancer? The kid who would grow up, become an engineer, and find better technologies for cleaner fuels? Gone. Who knows how many life altering discoveries we will never have, because the babies were murdered in the womb?
Weird 12 million Illegals are to much for the system but 50 million would have done nothing? First of all screw planned parenthood second lets examine your logic as you seem to be a victim of "rebranding"...
For two years your tax $$ have been funding Israel's bombs which have resulted in the forced abortions of tens of thousands of women and tens of thousands more of those new "fancy" abortions where they kill an already born child! Where is your outrage or have you just taken their soft words "Collateral Damage" as gospel. At 6 weeks there is no baby, it doesn't even have a brain, organs, or limbs nor is there any cutting required as it is 5mm in length, so making a law to say the sound of what will be a heart someday constitutes life!..... Well then we have conquered death as bodies can be fixed and have the heart artificially pumped forever! Yes they are brain dead but so is a 6 week old clump of cells without a brain.... you will fit right into this new society nicely. want to save an actual baby (6 month and older) or an actual, already born real fragile soul, child? Then stop funding war and start funding free daycare free housing for pregnant women, the sick part is you will not do any of these things as you are on life support right now.
I was in high school when abortion was first being nationally discussed and they told us repeatedly it was just a clump of cells being removed. I bought into that until the iconic Life magazine photographs of a developing baby in the womb were published. 🤔
Hard to laugh when this is what they did. At least the bee can still make us laugh at the absurdity!
What a brilliant example of how sugar coated Evil is so much easier to swallow .😔
It's not even satire anymore, it's just true ;-;
Memba when Babylon bee was satire.... I memba
Pepperidge Farms remembers
But it's funny because it's true.
sadly, you're right there
Biomedical Ethics: typically NOT studied by Drs or nurses (both obvious and fascinating) , and not required for people who work at PP . Are they even “randomly drug tested”? Because the person whose job it is to put nails on the shelf at the big orange store is randomly drug tested
Thank you for putting in the stuff about reversing the pill. If people take nothing else from this video, save that contact info in case you need it for someone.
I didn’t know that was even a thing.
Another banger, Bee, to use the lingo of the kids. I "liked" the video because you all are freaking genius writers, but it's hard to like something so tragic. You guys absolutely nailed the absurdity of it all.
I rebranded 'like' to 'approve' for cases like this.
You summed it up perfectly!
As an adopted person who was born at the time abortion was illegal, I support choosing life over abortion.
@user-ut4zw6so6o - I am also an adopted person who was born at the time abortion was illegal, and I too support choosing life over abortion.
I'm adopted too and my adoption story is part of why I'm Pro-Life! ❤
@@howardoller443 wah that's cool the first comment was months ago and you commented just 7 hours before me. I feel alone as an adoptee
My economics professor in college didn't say he was pro-life, but he strongly hinted at it by saying he was adopted a few years before abortion became legal.
"...rookie numbers! Hitler's got NOTHING on us...." EPIC satire. Sobering but well played.
PP has gone well past even Stalin, and is approaching (or maybe exceeded) Mao at this point.
6 mio a year just in the USA alone. Let's not even count China or the dark numbers in the US.
STOP. STOP MENTIONING THIS. YOU ARE RUINING MY SANITY.
Please... i just want to be sane again..
@@3blenders Or the worldwide body count, though I am curious as to what that body count is.
@@generaltechnomage306 It is around 2 billion but not all from pp. and if you look at the world health organization it will show about how many is happening per year as of late for the world it's a staggering number.
I used to be one of those "safe-and-RARE centrists" on the issue, but seeing how bloodthirsty these monsters are to extinguish life in any form made me seriously reevaluate my position on it. 🤮
They are either bloodthirsty but willfully ignorant from what I can tell.
We gave them an inch and they took a mile.
The irony of the situation though, I would assume that leftists are having by far most of the abortions in the US. Especially since most conservatives find the practice abhorrent. Probably why they favor importing so many new democrat voters into America!
This was more fact than funny. The sad world we are living in can't always be fixed with humor. 😢
I am listening to a book on the Reformation and Luther had this same perspective. Some were making fun of the abuses of Rome in his day. He took a more serious approach.
I appreciate the bee but your comment is true regarding the ultimate solution to our problem.
May the Lord help us 🙏
I know I'm getting everybody making satire and memes It's time for somebody or a group to step up and point or do something about it😅
@@dankdaze42069 everyone but you, amirite pussy?
"Satire is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."
@@william3347 Yeah it only works so much though like most other forms of copium and sometimes you got to be an adult and see things for what they are 😐... Which nobody likes and is understandable it's not fun
Thank you Babylon Bee. I was pissed this year when around Christmas time besides St. Jude, Wounded Warrior and ASPCA commercials there was a new commercial asking for donations for Planned Parenthood for "women's healthcare" and whenever I saw it I pointed out that they provide baby murder. My family got sick of me pointing it out, but it is true and I for one don't want to put up with their fundraising lies when I'm just trying to enjoy the holidays
I was changing the channel to AMC since the Polar Express was on, and it was during planned parenthood’s sick commercial! Keep in mind this was on Christmas Day! There’s no doubt they did that on purpose
You are 100% right, @spartanguard18, my stomach turned and my blood boiled seeing the insulting planned parenthood comercials. I see this babylon bee video as an example of "If Planned Parenthood ads were honest"...
Keep being brave! You can find my personal experience up in the comments section and tell them about it. True story!
Throw away your television.
It makes you scratch your head when the "people" (term used lightly) on the same side of an argument can go from an aspca ad trying to save abused and murdered animals to planned parenthood... give us money to help us slaughter innocent human beings. Seems legit.
These guys thought they could post a video of a real planned parenthood pitch meeting and thought we wouldn't notice.
Actually uncomfortable to watch since this isn’t far off from what they do. Disgusting
Calling abortion "women's healthcare" is like calling Planned Parenthood a humanitarian organization.
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@@Dat_JonxThis is incoherent.
Calling abortion "women's healthcare" is like calling Israel's army targeting schools and hospitals "self-defense".
Dat_Jonx It's not an either/or choice. We don't have to torture OR murder.
@@stewpitt8388 calling abortion healthcare is like forgetting that Hamas built terror tunnels under those locations
In 1915, my grandmother was having trouble with her pregnancy, the local doctors encouraged her to abort the baby, but she refused to kill her soon to be born child. She was in an area where illegal, but "safe" abortions were performed. She told the doctors that "God could not forgive her for killing her baby, and she could not forgive herself." She was bonded with the child inside her, and she went on to give birth her third child in January of 1916. The baby was premature, but survived. My grandmother died less than one month after giving birth. That child grew up to become my mother, she had two children of which I am the oldest. I am married and my wife and I have two sons. Both are married and one has a son. So three generations later, my family is thriving thanks to the courage and strong faith that my grandmother had.
My grandmother made a decision based on faith and the risks at the time, to keep her baby to term and risk her life in the process. My family is forever greatful to her for that.
Now, if a woman chooses to terminate her pregnancy, and kill her baby, that's her option, but my faith tells me to thank God every day that I can live this life thanks to the faith of my grandmother.
Similar with my great-grandmother. She was giving birth and her baby was stuck and my gg was exhausted and the doctors said they should crush the baby's skull and extract it because "a mother without a baby is better than a baby without it's mother." My gg said no way and was able to find the gumption to get her out. My gg lived into her 90s. My grandmother is doing well in her 80s. She had 5 kids and now has 19 grandkids and so far 9 great-grands. Infant lives are worth cherishing and protecting.
Speech from the right = Violence
Violence from the left = Speech🤣
This is painfully uncomfortable but highlights the horrors of abortion
Brilliant way to describe the "lie" in about 5 minutes. So many women brainwashed.
So many BIRTHING PERSONS brainwashed (just being facetious!). … the propaganda to get rid of biological women is really working on the woke and confused
God wrote the 10 Commandments on peoples hearts. They know that abortion is murder, but choose
to kill their babies anyways...
"Let's not call them concentration camps. Let's call them work camps! Or relocation centers! Or safety zones for the vulnerable of our society! How about, we call them War Effort Camps! Has a nice ring to it."
Perhaps "Women's Health Care Centers"?
or smart cities
"Arbeit Macht Frei" - means "Labor makes you free".... posted at the entrance of Ausschwitz. How ironic is that? Death Camp, be free through work, yea....
It's kinda like the re-education camp in Xinjiang China.
Sad thing is that it probably was a woman that came up with the orwellian marketing campaign
A woman or a slut?
Or limp wristed "men" who can't accept responsibility.
Very true, these same women not only deny the right of the baby to live but deny the father to have the right to have a say in the life of the child they had created together. Not all men care, but how many have been destroyed by the actions of heartless women because of the lie of "my body my choice" ?
Margaret Saenger was behind a lot of the marketing to what she termed... "undesirable populations."
Read Bernard Nathanson describe how he came up with the term pro-choice in the 1970s.
Fetus being a clump of cells
Everyone else : also a clump of cells
I see what you mean... At 6 weeks there is no baby, it doesn't even have a brain, organs, or limbs nor is there any cutting required as it is 5mm in length, so making a law to say the sound of what will be a heart someday constitutes life!..... Well then we have conquered death as bodies can be fixed and have the heart artificially pumped forever! Yes they are brain dead but so is a 6 week old clump of cells without a brain....
6 week old clump of cells without a brain.
Everyone that didn't take the time to do a google search on this; also a clump of cells without a brain.
Knocked it out of the park, Bee! If only one person watching this is moved to action, and is drawn to help these women/babies, it's all worth it. I know it sounds awful to some to joke about this, but someone needed to see this video. Someone needed to know what they truly do. In "satirical" form of course.
"MY body, MY choice!" Screamed the growing child as the priests of Molech ripped it limb from limb in the womb.
Babylon Bee got hold of an actual PP marketing meeting.
Thanks
It’s actually what happened and it’s so sad.
That was painful, but so accurate. Thank you for trying to save the little humans. ❤️
embryos are not babies and are not yet humans.
Next they're gonna tell us that the idol of Moloch situated in every clinic is just a statue and doesn't mean anything.
Right just like the satanists say they don’t actual believe in the existence of satan.
They really have a statue of Moloch?
Abolish planned parenthood.
No - planned pararenthood should mean planned contraception unless you want 15 kids.
Make them call themselves what they are. Baby murderers.
If they want to exist as a private organization, fine. But no tax money should go to them. The services they provide are often redundant with existing funded clinics, and the claim that they stand by the Hyde Amendement is just an accounting trick.
@@AJHart-eg1ys Exactly, why is the government funding a political organization?
@@AJHart-eg1ys murder is NEVER morally right, whether taxpayers pay for it or not.
These are evil people... keep your children close.
They Worship Baal a Pagan god. The Illness is all over the United States now, Mass Murder.
children? you clearly didnt get the healthcare ya silly goose
@DannyfMartin And not to kill them. That's what keeps your children close means.🤦🏻♀️
Good thing is that it backfired on them.The group with the highest abortion rates is also the group that votes 90% Demonrat.PP singlehandedly prevented democrat takeover of large parts of the south.
oh wow no way!? thanks for clearning that up ! holy fuck i wish you were kept far away! derrrrrrrr@@juliemesser2053
The fetus part made me think of something that happened when I was a senior in high school. (Before I tell this story- I've always been pro-life, but I was more interested in the movement after I was done with school.)
In 12th grade, I took a Health class called Parent Child Development. Part of that was learning about fetal development. So my male teacher was like: "The heart starts beating here, it grows here, it can kick here..." etc.
When he paused, I slowly raised my hand with a smirk and slyly responded: "So, what you're saying is...this thing has a heartbeat, it's GROWING...and it can KICK...wow, it almost seems like this thing is ALIVE...and tearing it apart would be KILLING it...INT-TER-RES-TING."
That was followed by some stunned, awkward silence. Like, you could FEEL the awkwardness in the room.
My teacher broke the silence by quickly saying: "We're not going to get into that right now!" I giggled and said "alright" and we just moved on with the lesson.
It's crazy. People wouldn't do it to their dogs, but they do it to themselves.
Infanticide has been a part of civilizations from antiquity. The Spartans killed "flawed" babies, often by throwing them down cliffs. The Athenians abandoned babies they didn't want in remote areas and told thrmselves "maybe they were found by a needy baren couple", Egyptian, Persian and Judean kings murdered babies, and the Romans did outright horrors.
These trends keep recurring in societies that believe they are threatened by "the surplus population"
We insist we have a right to happiness, but do we?
You being dead would make me richer and more sucessful...it is my choice to obtain happiness. NO, THAT'S MURDER.
However 20th century society obsessed with sexual gratification will allow or accept almost any sin to excuse the pursuit of happiness through sex.
Adultry and lying is wrong, but if the spouse is cold and the other person brings emotional and sexual happiness....well it is inevitable and the wronged spouse obviously deserved it....but the new romance is full and happy. That's the stiff of many a poem, song, movie isn't it.
So if that's OK, well darned, this sexual happiness has dangers. You might get sick with pregnancy...well we don't need that but luckily doctors and nurses have a cure...and you will stay happy.
@maiiabakhova2474Are you a veterinarian? I would be surprised that people are actually killing puppies in the US.
yes, and?
@@starcatcherksp1517 The fetus is alive and human, so abortion kills a human being.
I will never stop loving Babylon Bee. You are like south park. INVINCIBLE to being cancelled. much love BB. Much love.
Making women believe that abortion isn’t murder is the biggest sin of man.
Whether you like it or not that is a decision that your religion/ beliefs has made, not an undeniable fact. We live in a country with religious freedom. So you can believe that it’s “baby murder” but a lot of people believe that the fetus doesn’t develop a soul until a certain point in the birthing process. But I bet you feel like other people are encroaching on your freedoms as you force your beliefs onto them.😊
@@ryanb9682Do you think it’s a baby in the womb?
@@ryanb9682ok yes but the facts are that the baby is alive as soon as conception. if you like facts, we can talk facts.
Another big sin is not reminding them that CONTRACEPTION could be considered BEFORE the Deed.
@@ryanb9682 That is the poorest argument I have heard to date. Justifying murder because you want to believe whatever you want. Cold
2500 years ago, Canaanites called it a sacrifice to Moloch. Not much has changed since then.
Peace and love in Jesus Christ
God bless you all
1 Samuel 15:3 “Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”
Not much has changed, except it's no longer called a sacrifice. We don't do it to appease a god, but to please our own selfishness.
@@RoxanneR8375
The god we are appeasing....is us.
Genesis 3:5
Ye shall be as gods.
@@sparkyy0007 Excellent point. Exactly right. The serpent has been deceiving people about who we are ever since the beginning.
@@RoxanneR8375 I think it is an innocent blood sacrifice to satan...
It will always shock me how regular people can justify evil as a good somehow.
This is why I love the Bee because they have a way to display truth when nobody wants to actually see or hear it. when facts are still banging at the door, satire slips in through the cracks.
embryos are not babies, this is not truth.
Yes, please give women the help they need! Thank you for promoting the reversal care
You guys nailed it!
“It’s just a clump of cells.”
“Which is life.” Lol
Not to mention the fact that all of our bodies are clumps of cells, regardless of our age.
@@jeremykraenzlein5975we are all clumps of cells, each clump is unique
A clump of inconvenient cells...
"Its just a matter of perspective "
Satan
"It depends on the context." Beelzebub.
"My perspective is the only one that's needed and allowed"
Fascist dictator
@@adoatero5129 "Fetuses don't get a vote! My body, my choice!" - a mother getting rid of her baby
@@id104335409 Despite of what our opinions on the matter are, let's keep the language clear, accurate and non-misleading. A fetus isn't a baby. That's so by definition.
Chilling...
I LOVE HOW YOU GOT THE ACTRESS FROM UNPLANNED!!!!
Looks like Chandler has some competition here, that lady nailed that part.
She played a sinister Planned Parenthood executive in the film Unplanned about Abby Johnson, so this was somewhat a parody of that. She also played Jenny Callendar a million years ago on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. :)
About 33 years ago when I was once a feminist, I was in my 3rd trimester and stood to make a comment at a women’s conference and mentioned my baby. Another woman castigated me for not referring to my own child as a fetus. No one in that vast hall stood up for me. Shamelessly, it took a few years before I left the movement And the party!
Sociopaths are gonna sociopath....
Great video, you brilliantly brought up a (in)famous powerful quote that was used in "marketing" the Holocaust as the "Final Solution" - That was an amazing parallel that is actually sadly true. My hat to your writing staff and team for passing this message. May God help us all, Ciao, L (Veteran)
Not to be that person, but "fetus" in the classical period means offspring and did not have to refer to a specific age. It was infrequently used where we might today use baby, toddler, child. It was never used to my knowledge past adolescence, so the closer translation would be "child." (Or "offspring/young" as it is used for animals as well. However, by the imperial era, it had been used in two very popular and widespread medical "books" solely to refer to an unborn child, and from that point it is rarely used in any other context.
(In it's original ancient usage, fetus was a noun referring to the act of childbirth itself, so "labor" now. Very neat to see the progression of language through time.)
splitting hairs, eh?
Thanks for the extra mile context evolution 👌
@@brich2929 yeah... think it is because I've had to have so many conversations about why fetus can be the correct medical term and yet still be dehumanizing.
I find Latin really interesting so thank you!
Selling babies' internal organs and tissues... That was genius.
She's a good actress, a natural.
hot, too
I think that's Robia Scott
I’m surprised that YT has let this one stay posted. On-point, Bee!
Usually Babylon Bee predicts the future and reports current events, now they are broadcasting historical documentaries 🤣
Thank you, Babylonbee.
This is an overexaggeration of what is truly going on.
Its sickening. These poor babies 😢
If anything, it's a understatement
I can't believe this video leaked from inside the Planned Parenthood headquarters!!
this just shows the lengths that the Bee puts into their content
Y'all have done an excellent job with this. You have captured horrendous evil with satirical humor. Lord I pray that these efforts would bear fruit in our society.
I get why they never say baby or murder. I'm still a little surprised that they can't even say abortion. It is so telling that they have to hitch it to other things by always using "women's healthcare" and "women's rights".
Very true.
It's clear proof that they know it's WRONG. If it wasn't, why would they do this?! Your don't change the name of something you're genuinely proud of. It's gaslighting.
Well it IS women's rights and health care! If a woman is going to die from carrying a baby or giving birth, then that is the case!
@@Cindybin46 but that’s not what it’s sold as. It’s a blanket term to make abortion seem not what it really is. They even avoid the word abortion as much as possible.
@AzureWolf168 Yes, I know many use abortion as birth control. But it should not be illegal because some women or girls may need to do this in order to live. Also we should not force a woman or girl to carry a baby and give birth if she has been raped, etc.
I like how they took the rebranding apart piece by piece
You can't just say what something _really_ is! You MONSTERS!!!
Orwell's 1984 was required reading 3 times before I graduated HS in 1976. I am going out on a limb here by guessing that is no longer the case.
@@allenvestal4474 Well, it wouldn't matter anyhow given how many graduates can't even read, but no it isn't, and I'd bet $ that it's probably even _banned_ in some schools.
@@evilblackcat6357 Not convinced it would not matter. It is theoretically possible they would recognize why the definitions of words change.
@@allenvestal4474 At this point, the way the kids are taught _what_ to think, they might actually side with Big Brother and cast the protagonist as the _actual_ villain.
Toxoplasmosis (all cats are evil) is bad in so many ways : depression, cysts, organ failure, headaches, flu symptoms, miscarriage, birth defects, behavior changes, ocular toxo, low vision, certain types of eye floaters, detached retina (blindness) , schizophrenia, Parkinson’s, negative tests are inconclusive due to a long dormancy potential, dormant cysts outlive the antibodies being tested for , virtually all cats have it in different stages, it’s congenital in cats and humans! “Pregnant women shouldn’t go near litter box or feces dumpster” - nobody ever should .
What testament to our sad society. Thank you for standing for right.
So sad, and so true. That they want to enshrine Margret Sanger tells you all you need to know.
It is so grotesque that it doesn't even seem like fun.
This was heart breaking. That being said, I understand why you did this vid and keep up the good work.
New name : murder incorporated
Wow. Thank you guys so much for this, it needs to be said. I believe you're doing God's work.
Almost everything that you put out is textbook biblical truth and love, and your delivery is impeccable.
Outstanding!
So cool that this actress was in this since she played the evil Planned Parenthood regional director in 'Unplanned'!
One of the MOST IMPORTANT videos that B. B. has ever done! ❤
It's sad how true this satire is becoming.
The silence from the room when he said "David Lynch's Dune" was palpable and well deserved
This truly is how all of this happened. They left out the part of how rich they would become murdering innocent babies.
I was actually on the fence with this until Satanists were protesting against overturning Roe V Wade and saying that it was discrimination and that they should sacrifice babies to Satan because it’s a part of their religion. It made me want to vomit and also yell at the fools protesting with them saying it’s not baby murder.
Good one guys, thanks! #ProLife
I am just amazed that the rebrand of "women's healthcare" and "clump of cells" and "parasite" has actually taken hold in society.
What a upside down world we live in...
My woke corporation calls it "healthcare" and in addition is now offering "gender affirmation care." Tell me this all isn't class warfare. It's not enough we perform our jobs well, now we must submit to "company culture" as they call it and engage in odd cult-like virtusl pep rallies to secure our jobs, plus the occasional mandatory race sensitivity training.
What a society we live in today. The dark humor in this is hitting hard.
This is truth. I am proud of you, Babylon Bee.
This is gold! God bless you guys.
Sadly, this is spot on 😢
As always, you hit the nail on the head.
It is sounding like "final solution", all sane Germans shudder at this word.
funny how they call themselves "planned parenthood" when they literally help you plan to *not* be a parent.
This is the actual conversation they had and nobody can tell me otherwise.
I can see why aliens stay away from earth.
Thanks for your work exposing evil works.
God bless you richly!
God bless your support for the abortion pill rescue network! Love what you do here at the Babylon Bee!
A guy said "The fetus is just a clumb of cells." and I replied "You're just a clumb of cells." he looked at me with such shock on his face! lol
Man: "Rebranding baby murder as women's health care? That doesn't make any sense!"
Woman: "You'd be surprised how little that matters."
I don't doubt that the actual reunion is exactly like this.
How did you get so many hidden cameras into Planned Parenthood to get this material?