"Today's 12 minute dose of suffering-" Correction: Today's lifelong dose of suffering Edit: I can't believe you guys are so deaf that you don't realize that "Today's 12 minute dose of suffering..." is literally the first thing he said. Yes, I understand the video is longer than 12 minutes. No, you can't hear, evidently.
00:06 I just had to imagine wht if you were torturing somebody and at the 18 day, after you put him through such agony that he just wants to die you just come up to him and whisper in his ear: todays dose of suffering is sponsored by square space
The boat of Failure: Uploads. Everyone on the coments: everyone rushes on the coments or something. Nobody caareees, let me watch the boat and the squad peacfully
i remember this stream and how chaotic it was but this video is just what i was looking for right now perfect chaos and just the right amount of ending friendships
i love how in one level you guys were playing hot potato also question if i were to get the flag pole 2nd would i lose less point then if i never maid it on to the flag pole?
One thing that is frustrating about multiplayer co-op is that if you time out, you start all the way over, regardless of whether a checkpoint was recieved.
GG: why would you do that!?😭 Failboat: your the one who's coming like "hey uh carful I have a bomb rn😑 GG: I was gonna use it to destroy the wall😮 Failboat: *Sputtering* there's another bomb that comes out of the pipe.😓 GG: *copy's the same sputtering as failboat* Failboat: 😒
1:45 I made a level similar to this (not knowing this one existed) and I thought it was mine and thought to my self “I never uploaded this course so how are the playing it then I realized...
You know the video is cursed when fail adds “but friends” at the end.
why is that so true
All the videos are cursed.
You know the video is cursed when youtube says it was made by failboat
"You know what this moment really needs? A pre-recorded Fyrus laugh."
Fyrus laughs twice and then begins to suffocate.
Someone: *LITERALLY DIES*
failboat: Today's Video is sponsored by squarespace.
Ah, no...
sure water has entered the persons lungs, but now websites can enter their lungs to!
“Mario maker but friends”
People who don’t have friends: are we a joke to you
Jesus christ healmore why are you always so early
Even if healmore is always early im glad to see them
Let’s hear it for no friends!
Where did the funny go
Hummingb1rd because they smashed like and hit the bell to turn on notifications
The fact that the squarespace part just says:
"𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧
ᵁⁿᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢʰⁱʳᵗ"
Makes me laugh for no reason
me too lol
and also
anchor
ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴀʜᴏʏ
@Kareem Ramon why would you want to do that
Relatable
Korok
Ya haha
The only friend I need is a friend that will help me reunite Antarctica
r/Usernamechecksout
What a noble effort.
you are starting to be everywhere and I am very terrified
Do you want to invade Poland
*mario maker but friends*
People who do not like friends:are we joke to you
Im glad my level gave you all an EXPLOSIVE time.
Sorry about the second part breaking. Didnt think that would happen.
Alt Title: fyrus has multiple strokes at once while autotuned
While self vocoded
I really wish they upload the full stream soon
For this part: 4:05
Me: *doesn't have friends or a switch*
Also me: WOW! THAT IS RELATABLE!
i dont have friends that own a switch ;w;
Sr Pelo?!
@@projectcaliber2326 same and i dont have one
The title "Probably one easy level" Strikes fear in me.
6:52 Squilly's Gab emoticon was all I needed for this video
Same xDD
that was one of my favorite edits lmao
"Today's 12 minute dose of suffering-"
Correction: Today's lifelong dose of suffering
Edit: I can't believe you guys are so deaf that you don't realize that "Today's 12 minute dose of suffering..." is literally the first thing he said. Yes, I understand the video is longer than 12 minutes. No, you can't hear, evidently.
Correction:
12 more months waiting for season 5
You mean my life
Also you know the vid is 13 min.
@@StelleronCUNTer i g h t N o w ?
It's is no longer a dose
Wow. You guys were even more mad playing co-op than versus.
Finally something that seems wholesome and not cursed
H A
*moments taken before disaster*
What’s a wholesome?
*John Cena has entered the chat*
Me: ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT
This is failboat you're talking about here-
What’s a friend? I completely forgot what that is at this point.. Well I guess I’ll never know
4:20 when you roast your friend so bad that he gets mad and remember that you don't have many friends.
Those sponsered boops at the start where perfect
6:52 He's speaking the language of the gods
failboat: 'IM GOING BOTTOM" (as in the game)
fyrus: "aha I BET YOU ARE"
1:19 I live in the UK. Never have I been so offended by something that is so true.
The UK is a hellhole
Same, I'm pretty sure I know Everyone from Year 7
"Mario Maker but friends"
Yeah that might not last after this video
00:06 I just had to imagine wht if you were torturing somebody and at the 18 day, after you put him through such agony that he just wants to die you just come up to him and whisper in his ear: todays dose of suffering is sponsored by square space
“I’m going bottom”
“Dibs on top”
“Ohhhhh I bet you are”
UA-cam: uploaded one minute ago
Me: Nono this cant be right
*RELOADS*
UA-cam: one hour ago
Me that’s what I expected
Relatable :D
Dan: I'm going bottom.
Fyrus: I bet you are.
I died XD
“Todays 12 minute dose of suffering was brought to you by Square Space”
Mood
11:01. My favourite part in this video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chaos in Mario Maker has to be done...
You say that as if its voluntary.
0:05 “today’s 12 minutes of suffering-“
It’s a 13, almost 14 minute video, FAILBOAT YOU LIIIE!!!
the video without the sponsor was about 12 minutes, so he probably didn't realize it would be longer after adding the sponsor stuff.
5:35 my alarm clock when there's a killer in the house
The problem: there are to many people in this world with depression
The solution: they all have to watch failboat
*And cure the world OURSELVES*
0:05
Fail’s Friend: *AAAAAAAAUGH (dies)*
Failboat: *today’s video is sponsored by squarespace*
Fyrus: come back and die
Also Fyrus: dies*
Fyrus: Mentions the name of his soundboard
Me: *How do you spell that, and how much does it cost?*
The boat of Failure: Uploads.
Everyone on the coments: everyone rushes on the coments or something.
Nobody caareees, let me watch the boat and the squad peacfully
8:47 well rest in peace toad have drowned in the water he ran out of breath and died because he didn't win
qumu: does anything
failboat: UUUUUUUUUHHHH THANKS BUT ITS MINE NOW
i remember this stream and how chaotic it was but this video is just what i was looking for right now perfect chaos and just the right amount of ending friendships
"Today's 12 minute dose of suffering is brought to you by squarespace."
My favorite line in the whole video
5:42 golden rule is take the high ground
3:50 sometimes, I really just don’t know.
“Just Choog from” “squeak!!!”
7:31 Am I the only one that heard “Give me the butt-“?
4:20
GGab: I don’t think I deserve that
Failboat: you don’t deserve a lot of things
Me: like heaven
2:12 that sounds like Marge Simpson
Ahh
I don't know what you're talking about.
I love how after 6:20 it's just hot potato
2:48 this is the last of my hamon
*A 12 Minute dose of suffering*
Isn’t that my life Dan?
Except much longer
lukety9
Yep true
i love how in one level you guys were playing hot potato
also question if i were to get the flag pole 2nd would i lose less point then if i never maid it on to the flag pole?
The points you lose come back to bite if you reach it before the goal timer runs out.
4:07 why did everyone's voice suddenly become auto-tuned
Friends are just people who you are ok with betraying you a lot.
6:52 it will never get old
*"Why would you- staaaahhh"*
"time to death"-Goon 2020
One thing that is frustrating about multiplayer co-op is that if you time out, you start all the way over, regardless of whether a checkpoint was recieved.
Oh hey tranks for playing my level! 5:41
SMM2's Multiplayer Versus is slowly moving up on the 'Games Most Likely To Destroy Friendships' list.
Right up there with Mario Party and Monopoly.
And Mario kart.
sound the alarm the beats dropping in 5:36
also Savage Fail 7:04
I love how he starts it with these 12 minutes of suffering and the video is 13 minutes long
12 minutes of suffering,
1 minute of Joy.
@@rapogirl1391 hep I cant find the joy
Fail: Today's 12-minute dose of suffering
Me: The video is 13 minutes
Recorded before sponsored part.
That Gab fail at 3:34, I can’t. 😂😂😂
"you lethargic viewer"
I feel called out on a whole new level, because I put off watching this video until just now when I was lethargic
Bruh, I remember how chaotic this stream was
I wish I had friends like this.
Toadette to Luigi: *LONG LIVE THE KING*
I apologize for my level at 5:07, Dan.
GG: why would you do that!?😭
Failboat: your the one who's coming like "hey uh carful I have a bomb rn😑
GG: I was gonna use it to destroy the wall😮
Failboat: *Sputtering* there's another bomb that comes out of the pipe.😓
GG: *copy's the same sputtering as failboat*
Failboat: 😒
When I was watching the video I said this is a nice fail boat video
And then I realized how failboat changed frome minecraft to this
Dan: im going bottom.
Fyrus: hehahe, i bet you are..
Fyrus: A good player in splatoon 2
Also Fyrus: A intermedaite player in mario maker 2
toad hugged mario- 3:39
THANK YOU FOR SHOW FYRUS MIC I GREAT APPRECEATE
8:00 i heard "DONKEY" and immediately died laughing and had to go back.. like he didnt just yell donkey did he? xD
“Mario Maker”
This is fine.
“but friends”
*oh no*
Am I the only person who went to check how long the video was when Dan said that there were only 12 minutes of suffering?
that edit at 6:51 had me in tears. oh my god. XD
The sponsership bit did not com at the Fyrens and I think that was a wasted opportunity, great video
4:20 well u don’t deserve photoshop. Jk ur great Failboat, keep up the great work!
Autotuned Fyrus is the best thing I've heard all week
True friends *DO* throw you into spikes
epic
Yes epic.
Trash Gang NOOOO
ur first
First comment
So no bodies gonna talk about the two unsettling looking boom booms at 2:48?
Oh my god failboat is so good at doing the squarespace ads.
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YER GOT KNIVES
1:45 I made a level similar to this (not knowing this one existed) and I thought it was mine and thought to my self “I never uploaded this course so how are the playing it then I realized...
Wonderful
OG failboat is beyond compare
failboat brings back mario maker videos 2020 colorized
7:10
MARKIPLIER?!?!
Fyrus is my new favorite rapper.
I too enjoy fueling my urge for murder by creating chaotic levels that kill whoever is small brai
Can we appreciate how this man named DANIEL did not put an ad in a 13 minute long vid
failboat: *C H O O J*
chicken: why do i hear boss music?
Failboat: 12 minute dose of suffering
Me: Perfect
The editing on this video was quality👌🏻👌🏻
I live in the UK and I officially say this is hilarious
Just biked 32 miles with a nasty sun burn on my arms and this is my reward?
I haven’t been so happy.
2:49 look at the Boom Booms.
oh christ
4:03 ah yes, obesity, my favorite Mario powerup
Heck yeah! A new SMM2 video!