Me around a week ago: Alright, time to find out what this RWBY thing is all about. *Ends up watching the entire series non-stop* Me: Welp, that was the biggest binge in my life.
Swiggity Swooty funny, I did the same thing a few years ago and have been hooked ever since! Ruby Rose is now one of my favorite characters of all time and considering my roster of faves is small, that's high praise. I love this series, both chibi and the main show. :)
- The crew sends her on a Starbucks run just before they start. - Poor scheduling: Recording starts at 8am... Her schedule says "pm" - Broom closet door lock "breaks"... again. - Sound files accidentally sent to RvB and used for Kaikaina Grif.
Ozpin's Body? ...OH! You mean the Enigmatic Ark of Suavely-Voiced Wisdom? I wouldn't count on it, the quest to obtain that artifact is said to particularly riddled with puzzles that would boggle the mind of any logically-thinking person. Probably shouldn't get your hopes up.
1:06 - 1:19 *Remembering what Oz said in RWBY volume 1* Oz: "Ruby... I've made more mistake then any men, women and child." Me: "..." "So this is the mistake?"
So basically that first relic hunt test was just picking up Qrow missing Chess pieces that he left in the middle of the woods (playing Chess outdoor)???
Mystic Topaz sooo, if he was losing, did he use super strength to smack the game across the forest? Nevermind, it stopped sounding funny as soon as i typed it
I can just imagine Ruby making a slide show with the pictures she stole and showing them to the rest of her team, along with JNPR. Later after watching the show, both teams can't help but laugh whenever they see Ozpin.
Torchwick you don't understand; like Roadrunner and Coyotes' relationship you NEED Ruby to keep you going. Who else would you harass with your evil schemes if not her?
So there's a bit where Torchwick has a 'robotic glove' or something like that. I vaguely remember at a RTX panel, Barb being asked if Yang's arm vibrates... Neo is fanning herself in a very lewd manner. Do the math people ;3
"Ruby Rose, I am shocked. Shocked and dismayed at these baseless accusations." I'm now imagining Ozpin's voice coming out of Miles Edgeworth. It's glorious.
especially at the hand of such an unlikable character like Cinder, this just goes to show the power of context and playing chess outdoors and shooting your students into an abandoned forest, I guess
we already have Velvet, the one we cared the most, the others are team CRDL's missing member, the reddest man alive ever since Pokemon's Red, and asian stereotype number #238 by her side
WE NEED COCO, SHE NEEDS TO BE HERE! and Team CRDL would be a good should, i'd like to see Cardin Winchester, Russel Thrush, Dove Bronzewing and Sky Lark here in this and for my chibi request i wanna see team FNKI's Flynt Coal and Nyan Cat
Dallas Upchurch all though I personally ship them. They’re relationship is more like a Joker and Harley Quinn set up or Like a Father and daughter type ordeal. In the wiki it says Neo is obsessively obedient to Roman and would do anything for him. Don’t know what he did to earn such a deep bond with her. I would like to know
Rafael Marrufo: i just thought of something we havn't seen Neo ever since romans death. You don't think she..... no this show woukd never go that dark, would it?
Rafael Marrufo: you know i could see that in the reg series but in the chibiverse honestly they seem like a mutually benificial couple Neo giving roman the moral support he so dearly needs and Roman giving Neo a companion who legitimently appriciates her company.
98765zach He still doesn't have a gun. Besides which, Jaune has been traveling with rnjr for months, so I should think that he's at least competent in combat. Furthermore, what he lacks in strength he makes up with skill in tactical planning.
Yatsuhashi, Weiss, Glynda (Technically), Penny (Technically), Velvet (Technically), Neon and the Jazz dude(I forgot his name), and plenty more that my I just woke up brain can't supply
The kicker: Ozpin really was sending them out to retrieve artifacts. Having lived for so long, Ozpin's brain at times doesn't just work as goodly, and in a moment of carelessness lost those important artifacts, which could potentially give Salem the edge she needs. He led them to believe that they were merely his personal items and running away so as to hide the grim truth from their young, innocent minds.
Chibi Oz is literally so adorable😂😂 (Also can we appreciate that when Oz zoomed out, his cane followed) Edit: I also love how Ren just flops then *lands on feet*
Ruby is so rude, Ozpin doesn't send them to find random items claiming them to be Artefacts. Sometimes he calls them Relics
so true
You finished me
“The artifact of knowledge “ 0:42
So his cane IS a relic!!!!
Spitting dem facts?
"Look! A distraction!"- Ozpin
Master Strategist, with centuries of knowledge and foresight.
Sterling Muse it worked, didn’t it?
ASquared touché
Salem: “I copied the photos~”
He has a magic cane Like me. His cane followed him after he said look a distraction and ran off.
RWBY CHIBI: The only universe where Neo isn't shorter than everyone else
Musomania27 lol
Savage! HAHAHAHA
At least she, like everyone else, will always be taller than Weiss. :D
We need some Weiss short jokes in the show.
and legit cute
@@ellnats She's always cute
If evil comes with wifi...
Count me in.
Summus Maximus same
What about cookies
Summus Maximus I checked the contract. Free wifi, free cookies, and a total 2 hour break per day.
ohhhh~2 Hour break sounds neat :) Also I love wifi and cookies as long as their peanut butter, chocolate chip and/or mint chip.
It does. Im a profesional evil doer. I even have a cat. Or at least I will have a cat. Can turtles be considered cats?
"WHOA MOMMA!" -Ruby Rose 2017
Famous last words.
Best line of the whole series
-her momma is dead-
Apollo_V -or is she-
And the back of my skull shattered, THIS IS THE 4th TIME I’VE GONE TO THE HOSPITAL THE PAST 2 YEARS!!!!
Defeated by Ice Cream.... Is this foreshadowing of Neo's future role ?
death-kuja holy Jesus...
Michael j. Caboose yes
Actually I think that's a reference to how Neo was able to easily handle Ruby.... before the umbrella was opened up.
I bet that icecream was NEOpolitan too...
ahem,... ill see myself out
it's froyo tho
So Ozpin give RPG side quests to his students ?
Vaniellis YES
Vaniellis you didn't notice the quest complete music?
Vaniellis Nah, he gives story quests, they don't have reward
Carlos Santa Bárbara Pérez
*Embarrassing party photos added to inventory*
ozpin is the new preston
Evil comes with Wi-Fi now?!
That settles it! Time to be evil forever!
Of you join their side you also get cookies Diyaru
But the batteries suck tho
Yeah, but you gotta buy your own batteries.
I know which side I'm joining
Wait is it free wifi
"You uhm...didnt look at the photo gallery did you?" Ozpin...really?
Number 507 lol
Wow. So Salem and Ozpin broke up because she caught Ozpin watchin' pornhub.
I copied the photos
@@eyesofdeathperception6730 Ruby: i copied the photos~
@@eyesofdeathperception6730 NOOOOOO
"I copied the photos" Oh dang, Ruby... x'D
I totally would too though.
And ooo, Oz looks so adorable with and without his spectacles
WAIT U WERE HERE OMG HEY I REMEMBER U URESHI I LOVE IR MOTIONS SO MUCH
Why would you want to?
In light of the latest episode, I really do appreciate how sly the writers can be.
Ummm, I don’t think you want to know what he had on there.
*GASP* blackmail!..... Thanks Cleveland *takes the mail from Cleveland brown*
Anything Ozpin touches becomes an artifact, ANYTHING...
Pixel Progress is that why the Beacon Relic is do well protected? It's everything.
"The Artifact of Baby Prevention"
Before we *really* got to know Ozpin I had a thing for him. I'll be an Oxpin artifact
@@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate don't forget "the artifact of baby creation"
Let me guess, Salem's the artifact if alimony consumption?
Man, Neo's like Roman's little Big Sister here. So adorable.
I love her in RWBY chibi
Their relationship just like close siblings.
@@phineasmaycry now i want a fanfic of that
@@phineasmaycry No, she's just the most supportive waifu ever.
@@phantomnite NEO makes the rwby chibi episodes shine
Me around a week ago: Alright, time to find out what this RWBY thing is all about.
*Ends up watching the entire series non-stop*
Me: Welp, that was the biggest binge in my life.
Swiggity Swooty funny, I did the same thing a few years ago and have been hooked ever since! Ruby Rose is now one of my favorite characters of all time and considering my roster of faves is small, that's high praise. I love this series, both chibi and the main show. :)
Swiggity Swooty
your profile picture creeps me out
Aran Monroy well it goes with his name dont'cha think?
Roly The Coach
true
Swiggity Swooty you are one of many
I love how Ozpin does more evil things here than in the actual show lol
While same with Ruby, Yang and Nora😂🤭
I love ozpins sarcastic chibi mode
As do I. 😀
Neo's voice actress did such a good job in this episode! How does she do it!?
Krimson Avorsing to an interview with her VA, she got her start in *_silent_* films!
- The crew sends her on a Starbucks run just before they start.
- Poor scheduling: Recording starts at 8am... Her schedule says "pm"
- Broom closet door lock "breaks"... again.
- Sound files accidentally sent to RvB and used for Kaikaina Grif.
I know right! She's one of the best actors in this show!
Rumor has it she was personally coached by Snoopy himself.
Krimson She's been making the most bank since season 2, with Ice creamery deals and everything-- only with Zwei's VA coming in at a close 2nd.
I imagine Ozpin wore a sexy bunny outfit for the party...and he rocked it.
i still wanna hear here sing
poor velvet
i want thOSE PHOTOSSSSSSS RIGHT NOWWWWWW
James corvo Oh God, gonna puke... Gonna. *Throws up*
Dylan McGary *gag gaggity pukes*
0:37 Is nobody going to point out how cute that is
I am ozpin all round from the start was adoriable x3
Gameman659 omg *fangirls silently*
“Blebleble”. -ruby rose
Me: *feeling bad for Roman, and for Neo that she has to deal with him*
Ruby: “WHOA MAMA!!”
Joe Mama
Roman: "Just once, I wish things would go my way! 😢"
......
And it happens! Not with expensive evil tools! Just Ice Cream! XD
Vito Pratama Putra S. Possible Foreshadowing?
froyo
Conclusion: Ice cream is the ultimate superweapon
its boring but practical
It would have been better if it was Neapolitan ice cream. XD
Did....did i just see Neo blushing and fanning herself at the thought of a robotic (vibrating) arm?
jaymiechan I would've never caught that lol
You've never seen a character exaggerate by fanning themselves? What a sad life you live.
you know this is likely a reference to the con where Barb got asked if Yang's new hand had a vibrate function, right?
Or, she just really would love to have Wi-Fi on the go
Yes you did. Neo loves all the back massages Yang could give her
If only they could find ozpins body now
Ghostsninja91 what do you mean? It's not like ANYTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED EVERRRRR to ozpin...
Ozpin's Body? ...OH! You mean the Enigmatic Ark of Suavely-Voiced Wisdom? I wouldn't count on it, the quest to obtain that artifact is said to particularly riddled with puzzles that would boggle the mind of any logically-thinking person. Probably shouldn't get your hopes up.
uhhh what are u talking abouttttt
_OH MY GOD_
They're going to bring Torchwick's body back before they bring his body back in the main canon me thinks...
Still holding out that the relic that Beacon was protecting was Ozpin's coffee cup.
Shojosparkleman that would be hilarious
Or Oobleck's... Coffee Jug/Flaming Zwei Launcher
Is that what a fire staff is?
Salem would never see that one coming.
I think it's Glynda.
"Ruby Rose, I am shocked! Shocked and dismayed at these baseless accusations!"
--Oz, Vol. 6 Ch. 2
1:06 - 1:19
*Remembering what Oz said in RWBY volume 1*
Oz: "Ruby... I've made more mistake then any men, women and child."
Me: "..."
"So this is the mistake?"
3:50 Top 10 saddest anime scenes
3:57 saddest anime deaths
I cry every time.
3:58 who else thought Ruby was going to eat that ice cream from the floor? :v
Kalz Carvalho me
Kalz Carvalho FLOOR ICE CREAM GIVES YOU HEALTH!!!
Justfortecomments Pit
moi
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >
Maybe Roman was just overthinking things. Clearly, ice cream is all he needed to win. Ice cream and patience.
Neopolitan solves everything!
*WHAT'S THE POOOOINT?!*
THE INFINITIVE GLOVE
CRWBY, CRWBY, CRWBY
3:54
Rwby fans be like:
"NEO HELD ROMANS HAND,
SHIP CONFIRMED CANON"
Even though their relationship is more akin to a Father/Daughter version of Joker and Harley Quinn
To me it's like neo is th e mother
You should see the latest episode of volume 6 available to freeloaders like me.
Psykho Anonymous father daughter???????? Uhhhhhhh
So basically that first relic hunt test was just picking up Qrow missing Chess pieces that he left in the middle of the woods (playing Chess outdoor)???
That makes so much more sense now.
I think it was because he was losing
Mystic Topaz sooo, if he was losing, did he use super strength to smack the game across the forest? Nevermind, it stopped sounding funny as soon as i typed it
🎶Roman Torchwick Evil Incorporated🎶
sounds *P R E T T Y G O O D*
DAMN you Ruby the Rose!!
Comes with a very sad backstory from Roman Torchwick.
Curse you Zwei the corgi!!
....WOOOW.
Anyone else think the Stop Drop and Roll animation for Ruby was adorable?
Forestxavier20 I did
Too cute!
It was defiantly one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.
Ruby: "I copied the photos". Ruby, I salute you!
Spencer Jennings I wonder what Oz will do to make those photos 'disappear'
I can just imagine Ruby making a slide show with the pictures she stole and showing them to the rest of her team, along with JNPR. Later after watching the show, both teams can't help but laugh whenever they see Ozpin.
I wish we could see it
"Next episode: Parent teacher conference"
Are we gonna get Raven?!
You expect me to be a parent?
She still hasn't gotten her cigarettes yet, it's been 18 years now, she will be back soon
That'd be a cheap laugh, eh? Everyone shows up with a parent, camera pans to yang, by herself. *trombone of disappointment*
Cecily Jisi nope all we get is to know that Qrow licks stuff
No but we get a qrow and Tai scene
2:08 Nobody is going to comment about the fact Penny has heat vision and why she didn't use it before?..... No just me, okay.
Genesis Z3R0 To keep her robot identity a secret
because its penny 2.0 (?
It's her semblance, I guess.
How about the trailer for penny it's a new penny
Uh... She only uses it to upgrade/sharpen her swords!
I'm a simple person. I see chibi Ozpin in the thumbnail, I click.
Next time I want a distraction for a quick getaway, I’m gonna yell “LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!”
Firion Al'Hade lol that is hilariousl
If I ever play D&D, I’m gonna find a situation where I can use that!
Torchwick you don't understand; like Roadrunner and Coyotes' relationship you NEED Ruby to keep you going. Who else would you harass with your evil schemes if not her?
So there's a bit where Torchwick has a 'robotic glove' or something like that. I vaguely remember at a RTX panel, Barb being asked if Yang's arm vibrates... Neo is fanning herself in a very lewd manner. Do the math people ;3
That's two separate things.
Yes, meaning they're probably referencing it. The fact that when the glove flops, that Neo looks horribly depressed... It has its own connotations XD
I don't think so. There needs to be more emphasis. Like show the hand movements better or lengthen the time he does it to.drive the point in.
I think this was made before rtx tho xD
Just let me dream about the fantasies dammit XD
The best part is that Chibi Ozpin isn't very different from canon Ozpin.
Ruby Rose: the slayer of Grimm, master of gun-scythes, and princess of adorableness. Defeated by froyo. Smh
"Ruby Rose, I am shocked. Shocked and dismayed at these baseless accusations."
I'm now imagining Ozpin's voice coming out of Miles Edgeworth. It's glorious.
Without the glasses, Oz looks the same age as the rest of them. I know because of the simplistic style but I forgot that was him in the thumbnail.
I love how illegitimate RWBY Chibi makes Ozpin look. It makes me feel less bad about his defeat (which I know is a terrible thing to say).
ikr
especially at the hand of such an unlikable character like Cinder, this just goes to show the power of context
and playing chess outdoors and shooting your students into an abandoned forest, I guess
TEAM CFVY FOR RWBY CHIBI
we already have Velvet, the one we cared the most, the others are team CRDL's missing member, the reddest man alive ever since Pokemon's Red, and asian stereotype number #238 by her side
We're also missing Sage and Scarlet
isnt that the Red Stinger?
Kenrou Tachikaze a red stinger*
WE NEED COCO, SHE NEEDS TO BE HERE!
and Team CRDL would be a good should, i'd like to see Cardin Winchester, Russel Thrush, Dove Bronzewing and Sky Lark here in this
and for my chibi request i wanna see team FNKI's Flynt Coal and Nyan Cat
Neo and roman thats what true love looks like.
Dallas Upchurch all though I personally ship them. They’re relationship is more like a Joker and Harley Quinn set up or Like a Father and daughter type ordeal. In the wiki it says Neo is obsessively obedient to Roman and would do anything for him. Don’t know what he did to earn such a deep bond with her. I would like to know
Rafael Marrufo: i just thought of something we havn't seen Neo ever since romans death. You don't think she..... no this show woukd never go that dark, would it?
Rafael Marrufo: you know i could see that in the reg series but in the chibiverse honestly they seem like a mutually benificial couple Neo giving roman the moral support he so dearly needs and Roman giving Neo a companion who legitimently appriciates her company.
Dallas Upchurch yeah lol they honestly are a perfect fit together at least on Chibi
Ew. Roman and Neo give me a 'mischievous sibling buddies' vibe. Especially with the way Neo is always sassing him
1:17-1:22
Still working on that landing strategy, eh Jaune?
I think Ren had forgotten his 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roman and Oz voice actors are probably having so much fun
Behold my inators!
Jake Berango
..... I get it. :3
CURSE YOU RUBY THE PLATYPUUUUUUUUS!!!
Torchwic Evil Incorperateeeeeeed!
Hey, where's Ruby?
Oh there you are, Ruby.
CURSE YOU, RUBY ROSE THE SILVER EYED WARRIOR!!!
4:02
She really FELL for it, didn't she?
GOD DANMIT BARB!!
Leonard Leonard BARB dammit barb ( ten little roosters)
It must have slipped her mind.
Ruby falls
Leonard Leonard but I'm plague
Is Jaun the only person in the world without a gun?
znout65
Yatsuhashi.
Feste the Phule yeah but Yatsuhashi has other assets, like strength, and combat experience. Both of which Jaune entirely lacks.
98765zach
He still doesn't have a gun.
Besides which, Jaune has been traveling with rnjr for months, so I should think that he's at least competent in combat. Furthermore, what he lacks in strength he makes up with skill in tactical planning.
every male has a gun.
Yatsuhashi, Weiss, Glynda (Technically), Penny (Technically), Velvet (Technically), Neon and the Jazz dude(I forgot his name), and plenty more that my I just woke up brain can't supply
0:41 foreshadowing at its finest.
Oz got pranked like qrow with a skirt
You know, when Ozpin left and his cane lingered behind, I was expecting a whole new fetch quest....wait, no that one was already finished.
Why were Ozpins couch cushions in the sky?
refonyte2000 Either they are in the sky or they are that easy to bounce on.
Mathias Chrome The clouds are his couch
It must be his "Palace of comfiness" is where he place his"glasses of far sight
i thought ozpin was hiding rule 34 glynda pics....
Just an plain ordinary guy duh same
goes to show that Ozpin is just an ordinary person doing stupid stuff.
Thought so too.
Just an plain ordinary guy duh I'm glad they didn't go there.
Dude..that's funny
Artifact of entry.
Artifact of Knowledge.
Spectacles of Far Sight...
So... the relics?
I really want to see Oscar in RWBY Chibi. Chibi Oscar and Chibi Ozpin would be so funny together
1:34 Hey, cool. Oz's cane flew off after him on its own. Is that canon? He did say it has a few other tricks besides retracting into a microphone.
I just died a Little bit on the inside when I saw Penny.
Just like penny died on the outside when she fought pyrrah
YOU DIDN'T JUST-
Cupcake _HD no need to get torn to pieces. THATS PENNY'S JOB
AHHH WHYYYYYY.
Cupcake _HD HAH HAH HAAAAH. Mine is an evil laugh.
I love Ozpin. He's such a troll in RWBY Chibi.
2:06 looks like Weiss was prepared for the Coronavirus ahead of time.
If RWBY Chibi didn't make you love Neo, nothing will.
Interesting that Roman was able to read Neo's "froyo" sign, even though his eyes were closed. They must have a psychic link! ;-)
0:44 umm............. I love chibi Ozpin XD
evanluck, I love him too!
The kicker: Ozpin really was sending them out to retrieve artifacts. Having lived for so long, Ozpin's brain at times doesn't just work as goodly, and in a moment of carelessness lost those important artifacts, which could potentially give Salem the edge she needs. He led them to believe that they were merely his personal items and running away so as to hide the grim truth from their young, innocent minds.
1:26
Jaune explaining to Oz how he found Ruby's G-Spot
Haaaaaa I'm dyin' 🤣
last time i was this early..pyrrha and yang shook their hands
Leave. Now
Hamza Naeem *Face palms*
Hamza Naeem How could you...
Hamza Naeem dude not cool
NO NO NO NOOOOOO
"Look a distraction!"
Me: A distraction? WHERE?
Well even in this universe Ozpin doesnt always say the truth.
I really hope glynda starts to be a part of the rwby Chibi series
Ozpin misplaced the relics to defeat Salem, and now we have to do his job.
0:11 Okay, now I get why Hazel wants to beat the absolute sh*t out of you, Oz.
It's my first time to watch an episode of RWBY Chibi, and I swear it's really funny... We've got to see Ozpin's funny side...
Chibi Oz is literally so adorable😂😂
(Also can we appreciate that when Oz zoomed out, his cane followed)
Edit: I also love how Ren just flops then *lands on feet*
“Look! A distraction!”
Ugh, hearing Professor Port say "I like your style!" to a teenage girl just hits so different now after all that happened
3:18
**a message shows up on torchwick's scroll**: *Thanos wants to know your location*
F*** you f*** you it's dark side
Chibi Oz is the best , but not as cute as Chibi velvet
Me: where are ozpin’s glasses?
Jaune: *scared yelling*
3:17 Torchwick was the original Infinity Gauntlet holder.
F*** you you talk s*** f*** you you talk s***
The way Roman said "Ooh" after frogo just makes me laugh.
It was at 3:51 Roman knew there was no God.
And he was right
3:58 It was at this moment the audience figured God was actually the Frozen Yogurt
It was at that Roman knew there was a God, who had it out for his sinning behind.
...or at least that God did exist. It's just that he didn't like him for being a villain.
that's what she gets for acting da mickey 3:59
This episode made me laugh the gloves come with wifi and how roman said "brain food"
Considering what is housed in the actual Relic of Knowledge, my head-canon is that Port had Oz cosplay as Jinn.
Maybe the infinitude glove would’ve worked if he found the infinity stones before Thanos could
W O A H M A M A
Here’s your scroll, *ahem* I mean “The Artefact of Knowledge.”
Jinn: Am I a joke to you?!
XD Frickin Ozpin is the best
3:59
Lol on what she said
"Woah Momma!!!!"
Ha! Like Oz could be seen as a villain
Watches season 6:
Huh............. I don’t know what to say...
Ozpin withput a coffee mug
Bet he sent Nora to find it
If Wi-Fi is just going to drain the battery that fasted then what's the point?
Who else saw Pumpkin Pete on Jaune's squeaky hammer!?!?!?
Silver Squirrel Mostly everyone.
I agree with Robert Simon, since he's on the face of the hammer head, it's safe to assume everyone did unless their blind.
FINALLY someone talks about the tune up day!
Little do we know that all of those items that Ozpin sent them to find are actually the relics...
I sure am glad that ozpin lying doesn't become a real problem later on!
*oh wait*
when ruby hands back ozpin's scroll, or the "artifact of knowledge", they play the bit of music from when yang gets the relic of knowledge
Does anyone else think Roman has a hilarious crying voice