The way my name is Vanessa and my teacher has a thing saying no to me wait for 1 hour and then I go and then she lets someone go at the same time as me
Fun fact: In Germany not letting the students to the bathroom is actually illegal and could the teacher fired, lose their teaching license and sometimes in jail so if you want to go to the bathroom in school with only the "wait for X to come back" as a problem Germany is your place
My teacher when we go at lessons: "GO AT BREAK IT'S NOT THAT HARD"or "wElL yOu sHoUlD hAvE gOnE aT bReAk" her when we go at break: "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE" or "GET BACK OUTSIDEEEEEE" LIKE MAKE UP UR MIND LUCYYYYY
In my school it’s always,”NoT mY pRoBlEm, YoU sHoUlD’vE wEnT dUrInG pAsSiNg PeRiOd.” Like I just walked across the entire school and barely got here on time WDYM!!! I would fr pick fights with these teachers if I wasn’t such a goodie goodie🙄
We don’t even have passing period so when I have a class that is 5 floors down across our campus then 2 floors up, if I am 5 mins late the teacher emails your parents and if you do it more than 3 times it’s on your report card…
OMFG REAL LIKE “go during passing period” MS WOMAN I RAN ACROSS THE ENTIRE SCHOOL AND BARELY MADE IT ON TIME AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PIT STOP?????? GURL PASSING PERIOD IS ONLY FOUR MINUTES!!!!
So true! Two minutes after lunch ends, I have to go to the bathroom so I ask the teacher and then she says NO YOU SHOULD’VE GONE AT LUNCH!!! Edit: ok, how did I get that much likes?! Ty btw cause I’ve never gotten that much likes😮
I remember one time I was on my period during school and I knew that I needed to change my tampon. (I can’t remember what lesson, but my teacher was a lady). I asked her to go and she said no. I tried to subtly hint at her that it was that time of the month and she still said no. I eventually had enough so I stood up and said (and I quote): “if you don’t let me go to the bathroom, I will pull out my bloodied tampon and leave it on your desk on my way.”
Idk why, but sometimes one of my teachers still say's "Oh wait for this person to come back" Even though that person is a LITERAL BOY and I'm a girl and if you ask the teacher why you can't go, she won't even have a proper reason- Like..
Fr my teacher is like (using fake name) "ok mika, make it quick ok jay you can go" Letting 100 kids to go *Me wanting to go to the bathroom* "NAUR. YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT OUT AT THE BREAK. YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT. ✋"
Fr she only lets one kid go to the bathroom, one time this girl was in the bathroom and this guy asked to go and she was like (fake name) "wait till jessica comes back" and we were like "they're not gonna use the same bathroom"😂
in my school your only allowed to use the toilet at break and lunch and you need a special needs pass to go at any other point in the day and it's just so stupid!
This is so true like I have a health condition and I have to take pills to help it and it causes some problems regarding the toilet and this one time I really had to go to the toilet and as a side effect of the pill my stomach was hurting really bad and I was practically begging my teacher to let me go and I was literally shaking cause of how bad it was and she kept on saying no. I ran out of the class as soon as it was over and dashed to the toilets and I now hate that teacher with a passion.😡
In Turkey teachers aren't allowed to send students to the bathroom. Cuz if something bad happens to the student, the teacher will be held responsible. They can cut the teacher's salary, take their license and even can send them to jail. But some teachers are nice enough to send us to batheooms😊.
Kindergarten teachers: just pee your pants. Elementary: Sure go even though you just went. Middle school: this video. High school: idc. College: just eat sleep pee talk whenever you want.
In my school they changed the rules this year that it’s forbidden to go to the bathroom and/or grab something from ur locker during class like isn’t it illegal to not let children go to the bathroom in school?? 😭💀
My elementary school was full karen mode when we had to go to the bathroom So karen mode to the point that they made a “no going to the bathroom unless its at lunch” rule,DEAD A$$.AND WE COULDNT EVEN DRINK WATER BC THERE WAS ALSO A “no water bottles in class” RULE. Worst part is the principal made these rules, not the teachers 😔
omg this is so true like one time i had to go to the bathroom during class and this one girl who went before me was just to talk to her friends and she was in there for like 20 minutes and the teacher told me to wait until she got back while i was sitting in class very annoyed
Frrrr once me and my friends were getting stuff out of our lockers and I dropped my book and I asked my friend to get it since it fell next to her shoe then the teacher sticks her head round the classroom door and says”you girls have been out there for so long get in now I can hear you guys chatting all the way from the classroom” but the thing is that I had arrived about 30 seconds ago and the teacher 👩🏫 had been chatting to another teacher before we even arrived
My math teacher is exactly like that and my english teacher (he also does our gym) he always says ofcourse you can! In the sweetest voice and he always ALWAYS says yes
For me sometimes it's like at lunch and I'll ask to the bathroom but the teacher in the lunchroom will literally say "No you should've went at recess". And then I'll go to the classroom after lunch to ask if I can go to the bathroom and they're like "No you should've went at lunch" LIKE GEEZ IT'S SO ANNOYING
Fr when a student goes up to them and says "MiSs CaN i Go To ThE bAtHrOoM" and they go up like "WeLl WhY dIdN'T yOu Go At LuNcH" LIKE GIRLY POP WE DIDN'T NEED TO GO THEN UNDERSTAND AND IT'S NOT JUST THE TEACHERS IT'S MY MOM TOO LIKE BRUHHU
My science teacher always did the first one. Like miss, you're literally teaching us about the digestive system RIGHT NOW. What do you mean I should have gone before or can wait until after?
AND MY SCHOOL IS LIKE " you can't go to the bathroom at lunch" AND THEN I ASK THE TEACHTER AFTER LUNCH AND THEY SAY 'you should have went at lunch"LIKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND JEEZ
So true, in school today I asked my teach if I could use the restroom, and she said, "UhM nO. YoU aRE Not GoiNG tO tHe ReSTroOm. ClasS jUSt stARtEd. meanwhile i'm a girl and it's an emergency.
Story time: So there was this teaching assistant And there was a substitute spanish teacher teaching us spanish , so the Lesson had just finished And waiting for the next teacher When a few boys and a few girls needed the toilet.And there was only two toilets at the school We went to and so she made everyone wait until the next session started so She wanted Ask them to wait for the p.E session instead of going before.
No, what's even worse is that if you're a girl and you ask to the bathroom, they say, no wait for Jake to come back, but he's a boy we're not going in the same bathroom stall.😂😂😂😂
Audio credits: @storieswitheleanor (TT/Tiktok)
Nah it has 😂
If ur named Vanessa
So true like what is your problem lol
Ok>
The way my name is Vanessa and my teacher has a thing saying no to me wait for 1 hour and then I go and then she lets someone go at the same time as me
✨I dOnT lIkE vAnEsSa I dOnT tHiNk AnYoNe LiKeS vAnEsSa ✨😭
Sits in silence as my name is Vanessa 😭
Starts crying bc my name is Vanessa 😢😢😢
Vanessa from security breach???????????????????????????????????????
my friend being named vanessa
My names Vanessa..😂
"My food has to ✨DiGeEeStT FiRsTt✨" im dead 😭
Fr😭
thats not my techer
When’s the funeral
😂😂
Fr💀 an my name's Vanessa
"Let me teach you how the human body works" had me rolling on the floor 🤣
🤣🤣 brooo same
Fun fact: In Germany not letting the students to the bathroom is actually illegal and could the teacher fired, lose their teaching license and sometimes in jail so if you want to go to the bathroom in school with only the "wait for X to come back" as a problem Germany is your place
As someone who used to live in Germany as a kid and now living in England at school in England, I can confirm, German schools were 100% better 😔👍
I wish i moved there when i was a kid so i didnt have to deal with this
That’s so cool!
NAH,IM IN DA ✨️UK✨️AND YALL ALOUD TO BACK CHAT STUDENTS AND SAY~✨️NUH UH HUN YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE AT LONCH✨️~
Imma just move to Germany
the iconic "MAKE IT MAKE SENSE" always gets me 😭😭🤚🏽🤚🏽
edit: omg 221 likes tysm 😄
NO ITS “SENENS”
make itmake sence LOL
@mehnameisnyx ...do ya' know english bro?
✨“BlOoDy KaReNs”✨and✨ “My FoOd HaS tO dIgEsT” ✨ got me rolling ✋😂
Bro, when a guy goes to the bathroom at my school the girls have to wait till they get back to go. LIKE BRO WERE GOING TO SEPARATE BATHROOMS 💀💀
SAMEEE
ay yo na thats crazy
LITERALLYY!! LIKE....
Same bro !!
LEGIT MY ONE TEACHER MRS DODD
My teacher when we go at lessons: "GO AT BREAK IT'S NOT THAT HARD"or "wElL yOu sHoUlD hAvE gOnE aT bReAk" her when we go at break: "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE" or "GET BACK OUTSIDEEEEEE" LIKE MAKE UP UR MIND LUCYYYYY
Pfft bahahahahahaahhhhaaaaa😂😂😂
LMAO YOUR TEACHER IS A LIL BIT SPECIAL LMFAO
Exactly!!!
Man elementary schools teachers are something else cuz middle school teachers are prob the nicest teachers you’ll ever have
In my school it’s always,”NoT mY pRoBlEm, YoU sHoUlD’vE wEnT dUrInG pAsSiNg PeRiOd.” Like I just walked across the entire school and barely got here on time WDYM!!! I would fr pick fights with these teachers if I wasn’t such a goodie goodie🙄
YEA IKR? I WALKED ACROSS THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND WENT UP FOUR SETS OF STAIRS TO THE 3RD FLOOR AND IN THAT TIME I WAS DIGESTING
We don’t even have passing period so when I have a class that is 5 floors down across our campus then 2 floors up, if I am 5 mins late the teacher emails your parents and if you do it more than 3 times it’s on your report card…
@@CatLOVERForever641our school BANNED going the toilet in lessons for next year, can't wait to see how long that lasts
@@Emokid1231 WHAT?!? YOUR SCHOOL IS CRAZY!
OMFG REAL LIKE “go during passing period” MS WOMAN I RAN ACROSS THE ENTIRE SCHOOL AND BARELY MADE IT ON TIME AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PIT STOP?????? GURL PASSING PERIOD IS ONLY FOUR MINUTES!!!!
This is the most relatable thing I heard all day
Edit(thank you for all the likes ❤)
Fr
Fr tho
the accent just makes it so much better
“HuN nO” 🤣HAD ME ROLLING
So true! Two minutes after lunch ends, I have to go to the bathroom so I ask the teacher and then she says NO YOU SHOULD’VE GONE AT LUNCH!!!
Edit: ok, how did I get that much likes?! Ty btw cause I’ve never gotten that much likes😮
That happens ALMOST EVERYDAY at my school
That’s happens to me it anoyying 😢
We don't control it!!
fr
Well you could use the at lunch and stop being so rude to the teachers, I’m not trying to be rude or something 😅
It’s even worse when “Vanessa” is in there for more then five minutes-
And you have to go..
My science teacher has a sign on his board that says "No pass"
"No toilet"
"No argument"
Nah your teacher is stupid. Well ig the rules also apply to him then 😏
Bahahah
and when u tell them how the digestive system works, they’d scold u by telling ur parents 💀
SO TRUE! Tbh, if my teacher tells me I can't go to the bathroom, I go anyway, because they can't legally deny us the right to the bathroom.
“Mothers Meeting” had me Rolling, why is this vid so relatable 😭 ❤
Like wtf 😂
''what do you think it is? a mothers meeting?'' got me laughing my head off
HELP LOL-
Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣
My teachers says when I say that “WeLL YOu sHouD StiLL HavE WeNt
“No HuN lEt
Me TeLl YoU hOw ThE hUmAn BoDy WoRkS”✋NAH I CANT TO FUNNY😂😂
“You’re waking up…. Yea.. Kinda” I fell out my bed with that one 😂😅
“I don’t like Vanessa, nobody likes Vanessa” had me rolling on the floor 😂😂
Who can relate because I can
I definitely can
I can't because the teachers just let us go without asking her even if someone is already there
@@kimberlypuac3796 ur lucky
I remember one time I was on my period during school and I knew that I needed to change my tampon. (I can’t remember what lesson, but my teacher was a lady). I asked her to go and she said no. I tried to subtly hint at her that it was that time of the month and she still said no. I eventually had enough so I stood up and said (and I quote): “if you don’t let me go to the bathroom, I will pull out my bloodied tampon and leave it on your desk on my way.”
lmao then what happened? She let you go right?
Idk why, but sometimes one of my teachers still say's "Oh wait for this person to come back" Even though that person is a LITERAL BOY and I'm a girl and if you ask the teacher why you can't go, she won't even have a proper reason- Like..
😂
i have the same problem with u
Man there's a teacher at my school who's next level
She checks pockets before anyone goes to the washroom 😂😂
That's crazyy
No YoUr NoT tAkInG aWaY mY lEsSoN tIMe So YoU cAn Go To ThE tOiLeTs got me cracked😂😂
Nah.
The ✨magical✨
“It’s may I use the bathroom. Not can”
Or
“I don’t know, can you?”
We'll if your not answering me then I will
Fr my teacher is like (using fake name) "ok mika, make it quick ok jay you can go"
Letting 100 kids to go
*Me wanting to go to the bathroom*
"NAUR. YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT OUT AT THE BREAK. YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT. ✋"
Fr she only lets one kid go to the bathroom, one time this girl was in the bathroom and this guy asked to go and she was like (fake name) "wait till jessica comes back" and we were like "they're not gonna use the same bathroom"😂
I dOnT lIkE vInEsSa I dOnT tHiNk AnYoNe LiKeS vAnEsSa
This girl is savage
They act like they don’t ask other teachers to teach whilst they go to the toilet 😭
Real😭
Its SOOO annoying though because WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN LIKE BRO IS SO ANNOYING WANT US TO P33 OUR PANTS
in my school your only allowed to use the toilet at break and lunch and you need a special needs pass to go at any other point in the day and it's just so stupid!
What abt girls
@@GoldenChildY7 It really depends on whether you have a nice teacher or not
"hUn nO yOu HaVe To lEsRbn HoW tHe BoDy wOrKs" LMAO
THIS IS SO RELATABLE BRO
the sas 😭
“ I dOnT liKe VanNeSsa I dOnT tHinK aNyoNe lIkeS VaNeSsa”
The fact that my SCIENCE teacher is the one that does this the most btw science is the class we have RIGHT AFTER LUNCH
My teacher just says “Ok, go ahead 😊”
lucky ahh
It’s even worse when they be like “ I don’t know can you” like I will slap you if you say that again
The “should have gone before lunch” is so real 💀
Hold on 😫✋ this is the most relatable video i ever seen
literally FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE
This is so true like I have a health condition and I have to take pills to help it and it causes some problems regarding the toilet and this one time I really had to go to the toilet and as a side effect of the pill my stomach was hurting really bad and I was practically begging my teacher to let me go and I was literally shaking cause of how bad it was and she kept on saying no. I ran out of the class as soon as it was over and dashed to the toilets and I now hate that teacher with a passion.😡
Tell her u have a health condition... maybe she'll understand?
@@shadowandlightyt5793 I didn’t want any of my classmates over hearing me
@@kariga4857 oh... there's probably something to help you... I'll try to come up with an idea to help...
OMG this is so true you just earned a new subscriber😂😂😂
And when you need to call your parents "can i call home" " why" I NEED TO TALK TO MY MOM DUH
'I don’t like Jessica. And i don’t think anyone likes Jessica!'
She really did Jessica dirty🥲💔
I thought she said Vanessa
Vanessa*
In Turkey teachers aren't allowed to send students to the bathroom. Cuz if something bad happens to the student, the teacher will be held responsible. They can cut the teacher's salary, take their license and even can send them to jail. But some teachers are nice enough to send us to batheooms😊.
Kindergarten teachers: just pee your pants. Elementary: Sure go even though you just went. Middle school: this video. High school: idc. College: just eat sleep pee talk whenever you want.
Yeah , they act like there’s only one bathroom 💀
My teacher actually does not care we dont even have to ask😅
✨HuN, LeT mE TeAch YoU hOw the HumAn BodY wOrKs✨. 😂
Listening ❌
Watching her playing ✅
I noticed that in every sentence she puts like the subtitles she puts every sentence in it has an emoji lol 😂😊
My teachers say "WeLl ThAtS nOt My PrObLeM, nO wAsTiNg My LeSsOn"
✨💅Like what do you think it is? A mother’s meeting??💅✨Got me dying😭
fun fact:when i was a kid,at a certain time this (i was in 2nd grade)group of 3rd graders(and 4rth)every day went into the bathroom for FUN.
“Slightest bit lucky.”
My teachers : go ahead
In my school they changed the rules this year that it’s forbidden to go to the bathroom and/or grab something from ur locker during class like isn’t it illegal to not let children go to the bathroom in school?? 😭💀
My elementary school was full karen mode when we had to go to the bathroom
So karen mode to the point that they made a “no going to the bathroom unless its at lunch” rule,DEAD A$$.AND WE COULDNT EVEN DRINK WATER BC THERE WAS ALSO A “no water bottles in class” RULE. Worst part is the principal made these rules, not the teachers 😔
the MAKE IT MAKE SENSE got me rolling on the floor
Her giggles got me dude😭
The only lie in there is that we do have fun conversations
In my school we are not even able to have a drink until break and dinner time so how annoying is that
"A normal day at school and ur working hard uhh ehmmm uh kinda ✨YeAh✨"
Had me dying on the floor laughing😭
omg this is so true like one time i had to go to the bathroom during class and this one girl who went before me was just to talk to her friends and she was in there for like 20 minutes and the teacher told me to wait until she got back while i was sitting in class very annoyed
If this ever happens i would yell "I CANT HOLD BACK A PERIOD!"
Frrrr once me and my friends were getting stuff out of our lockers and I dropped my book and I asked my friend to get it since it fell next to her shoe then the teacher sticks her head round the classroom door and says”you girls have been out there for so long get in now I can hear you guys chatting all the way from the classroom” but the thing is that I had arrived about 30 seconds ago and the teacher 👩🏫 had been chatting to another teacher before we even arrived
I’m just sitting over here being so glad that my teacher isn’t that teacher😅😂
Mother meeting GOT ME DIYING😭😭😭😭
In my school, you get a toilet pass if you do something good, if you ask and you don't have one, there just like 'YoU HaD LuNcH TiMe'
My math teacher is exactly like that and my english teacher (he also does our gym) he always says ofcourse you can! In the sweetest voice and he always ALWAYS says yes
For me sometimes it's like at lunch and I'll ask to the bathroom but the teacher in the lunchroom will literally say "No you should've went at recess". And then I'll go to the classroom after lunch to ask if I can go to the bathroom and they're like "No you should've went at lunch" LIKE GEEZ IT'S SO ANNOYING
Fr when a student goes up to them and says "MiSs CaN i Go To ThE bAtHrOoM" and they go up like "WeLl WhY dIdN'T yOu Go At LuNcH" LIKE GIRLY POP WE DIDN'T NEED TO GO THEN UNDERSTAND AND IT'S NOT JUST THE TEACHERS IT'S MY MOM TOO LIKE BRUHHU
“gOnE aT lUnCh 🤪✨”
* cutely farts at the same time *
My science teacher always did the first one. Like miss, you're literally teaching us about the digestive system RIGHT NOW. What do you mean I should have gone before or can wait until after?
✨a mother’s meeting ✨
Got me rolling 🤣
“Let me go to the bathroom or im peeing on your new carpet.”
AND MY SCHOOL IS LIKE " you can't go to the bathroom at lunch" AND THEN I ASK THE TEACHTER AFTER LUNCH AND THEY SAY 'you should have went at lunch"LIKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND JEEZ
Me watching this on my last week of summer break:👁👄👁
the fact me and my friends used to only ask to go to the bathroom to talk ✨
So true, in school today I asked my teach if I could use the restroom, and she said, "UhM nO. YoU aRE Not GoiNG tO tHe ReSTroOm. ClasS jUSt stARtEd. meanwhile i'm a girl and it's an emergency.
"Yeah, no one likes Vanessa" 😂😂
"I don't like Vanessa"
"I don't think anyone likes Vanessa"
Vanessa:Pardon me?!?!? 💀
Exactly girl teachers are like always like that, but I've never had teachers like that, so I'm lucky
I love all you videos
✨I DoNt ThInK AnYoNe LiKeS VAnEsSa✨ 😂💀
This happens exactly at my high school and my primary school when I went there
" IiKe wHaT dO You tHinK It iS; A mOthErS mEeTiNg? '' She ate😘💅
Hun is the best thing I ever heard for her 💓
Everyone in my class all ways have a mother meeting in the bathroom 😂😂😂
Story time:
So there was this teaching assistant And there was a substitute spanish teacher teaching us spanish , so the Lesson had just finished And waiting for the next teacher When a few boys and a few girls needed the toilet.And there was only two toilets at the school We went to and so she made everyone wait until the next session started so She wanted Ask them to wait for the p.E session instead of going before.
IKRR LIKE "I dIdNt WANNa Go At LUncH" then the teacher says u shoulda went anyway" so r u saying I hafta sit on the toilet even if I don't wanna poo?
The one that say "you need to control your bladder"😭
Me saying “but what we didn’t need to go then?”
My Teacher: “…”
I hate when they say only one student can go at a time not even 1 boy and 1 girl
No, what's even worse is that if you're a girl and you ask to the bathroom, they say, no wait for Jake to come back, but he's a boy we're not going in the same bathroom stall.😂😂😂😂
I hate when the teacher says "just wait for vanessa" WE HAVE STALLS.