My cousin in Trinidad won't get the slushy vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
@@_vanii overcooked was the first couch co-op and it came out after this vid 🥱🥱 typing this while they out here coordinating jumps over mouse & key board is crazy 😭
Because there is a middle slushy who owns the blue collar and white collar slushy corporations and could end their careers in just a second of them threatening his dominance.
i feel like i'm 7 years old watching youtube on the living room computer with the volume at 2 constantly looking over my shoulder and hiding the computer screen so my parents wont see me watching happy wheels gameplay
this video feels like going on the internet with your cousins looking at things your not supposed to then someone falls over and hurts themselves and ruins the fun
34:05 I just wanna know what the game plan was for this whole level? What was the end goal? When the one move didn't work, why did they retry it 50 times the exact same way?
Guys, for everyone who doesn't know what martin had open on his browser it was a very kidfriendly and fun videopage. He just wants to gatekeep it, that's all! 😁
0:30 is already insane😭😭😭
cause what the fuck was that 😭
had me fearing for my life
and hamzah wanted to act shock like he didn’t do it
LAMOAOSOSO
I literally just clicked on it without watching the beginning 😭😭
boi put that tongue away boi
He’s the tongue guy
i’m here because i’m infected, NOT by choice.
big fan 🫰
oh my god ellen degenerate watches Slushy Noobz??
My cousin in Trinidad won't get the slushy vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
slushy noobz alex g fan 🙈🙉🙊
@@isabelleclark4280 best breed of ppl
are you nicki minaj
TRINIDAD MENTIONED WOOHOOO 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹
LMFAO
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
the mantra of life
jelq
i just slushed everywhere
NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭🫵🫵🫵
darn it 😿
CLEAN UP ON AISLE MY PANTS😂😂
my mouth is open!!!
heard that one before
why do they cheer every time they CRUSH SOMEONE 😭
They’re so crazy! 😂😂❤
love the pfp😋
it’s cause they have a virus
cause their chaotic!! 😂🔥
phil lester jumpscare!!
martin is concerning me with how badly he wants to crush the innocent bystanders…
Marcus
these mfs just freestyle over any sound ever
😂😂😂
*laughs in Dashie*
The commitment to never touching a co-op game is insane
fortnite, roblox, minecraft, super mario, mario party, overcooked
@@_vanii overcooked was the first couch co-op and it came out after this vid 🥱🥱 typing this while they out here coordinating jumps over mouse & key board is crazy 😭
@@caytamine those r still co op games
@@caytamineshut up please. you’re just talking to talk. mate.
Wait I’m so confused they literally play so many co-op games?
40:07 why is martin looking around like a meerkat
ENOUGH 😭
40:06 This is the type of movements sims do during customization
LMAO
11:51 they held hands for way too long😭😭
do NOT tell mandy
They tend to do that😭
hamzah is looking extra good
goon fest in the comments as usual
They both are
He always does 😭😭😭😭
@@bluearmsandfeet MARTIN IS TAKEN
@@mw7845 frrrr
1:13 why does Martin look genuinely concerned about Jay-Z LMAO
7:56 omg Martin and Hamzah please play facade the slushies need this
YESSSSS
YES PLS
yessss
THEY MUST
OMG
40:05 why does martin have a severe case of little lad-itis 😭😭
LMFAOO
ENOUUUUGHH
i’m actually sobbing why did he do that
IM DEAD
he was looking around like a sim 😭
35:28 martin's cry of pain really got me in my feels 😪
My period symptoms just went away
omg our flow is synced …
@@lilacfieldsSAME OMG
SAMEEE
IN SYNCCC
OMG MINE TOO
Hamzah calling Melanie Martinez lady gaga 😟 12:28
Thank you I was waiting for somebody to say something
Its basically the same
12:21 😭I didn’t know Melanie Martinez was in this game
erm that’s lady gaga ;-;
lady gaga is crazy
my 2014 pewdiepie happy wheels phase and 2024 slushy noobz phase are colliding into one mega slushtastic organism
Orgasmism*
slushtastic
I love how they do old UA-cam shit like cry of fear the draw my life now happy wheels 😭 so nostalgic
yeah they need to do the boyfriend tag or the 7 second challenge
they could do the jelly bean challenge!!
nah fr its so nice, it reminds me of watching youtube back in like the 2010s
Chubby bunny challenge next pretty please!
you can tell martin and hamzah just be talkin. no critical thinking. no filter. no second guessing. they genuinely say whatever pops into their mind…
martin’s face at 19:12 IM CRYING
LMFOOAOS
He does it for even longer at 6:10 😭😭
@@MemeMolesterIM GONNEEEE WHY DID HE DO IT FOR SO LONG HELP
😭😭😭
@@MemeMolesterIM CRYING
Why doesn’t the big slush eat the little slushy
Because there is a middle slushy who owns the blue collar and white collar slushy corporations and could end their careers in just a second of them threatening his dominance.
@@sara-o3o1x ohhh Mandy ❤️
@@sara-o3o1x ohhh Mandy❤️
Why doesn’t the big Trisha pastas eat the little Trisha patas
whats going on in here
sorry but hamza at 27:16 looks so good omg
@@Howsueseesit i fully expect it
thank you for this timestamp 🙏🏼😔
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
40:07 martin lookin like a scared, yet forgivable, animal.
11:55 the way they froze for so long im crying
Millennial pause
They just wanted to hold hands for longer 🤦♂️🤦♂️
I feel slushynoobz uploads before they even happen, we’re interlinked
literally sensed their last two posts
@@qswrgxbnol what is that profile picture.
WE ARE SO BACK INTO 2014
YESSS 2024 IS THE NEW 2014 DONT PLAYYY
manifesting slushyvlogmas
Jungwon!
@@evelynnahsahahaahaha Fashion Famous!
hamzah definitely snapped his spinal cord at the end 40:59
Omg Phil lester🤤
if u leave one more comment im gonna slush
thats why its called death drop😢
0:30 hamzah being shocked by his own actions 😭
23:23 “laugh all you want this shit aint funny” goes HARD
24:00 my ears got blessed, thanks hamzah
6:03 hamzah once again inflicting psychological harm onto martin
6:14 victim starts showing symptoms
22:55 they got that tobuscus flow
nah literallyyyyy you get it
15:40 martins side eye,,
this is giving me the 2012 pewdiepie nostalgia i didnt know i needed
0:58 “WHAT” had me dying
The scariest part of this game is NOT the g0re, but hamzah’s tongue jumpscare and Micheal Jackson pulling out a shotgun at 28:33
Can’t wait to see you guys in this years rewind!
martins face at 6:15 💀💀💀
and then his ok 😂
Another amazing video from Squishy Boobs! Thanks, Mark and Hamilton!
Hamilton is my father's name
So close!
this game ran youtube in 2014 holy shit i forgot about it
23:18 lucy gray baird type beat 😭
the monster at 19:11 was actually terrifying
there should be a level where hamzah and Martin play sims and Mandy has to watch through a window
this one!!
oh he was munching on that slushy box
😭😭😭😭
they are so freaking giggly today
23:12 the freestyle was so hard
i feel like i'm 7 years old watching youtube on the living room computer with the volume at 2 constantly looking over my shoulder and hiding the computer screen so my parents wont see me watching happy wheels gameplay
no cus i got grounded for getting caught watching pewdiepie happy wheels gameplay when i was 8🥴
LMAO no feelings of guilt anymore tho
putting in a formal request for the slushynoobz to play mortuary assistant it is a very chill and easy game you guys will enjoy!
Pls i wanna see what happened at 13:39
It’s two bunnies doing doggy style but their faces are warped bc they’re “tripping”
@@kaitlinlopez6128do u know what the kanye one was?
@@veraa3 N word
@@veraa3I was prolly the n word
THE VOCALS COMING THROUGH!?
0:57 theyre infecting our children
Martin at 40:05 did something to my brain chemistry
thank you for the nostalgia slushies. i really needed this… 😢
Hamzah was putting the zah in hamzah in this episode
96% sure he was high. Hell yeah brother
theres something different about this video they have a glow to them! do you think they finally explored eachothers bodies?
LMFAO
this video feels like going on the internet with your cousins looking at things your not supposed to then someone falls over and hurts themselves and ruins the fun
Hey still wanna collab?
omg collab of the century???
we need this 🙌🙌
horrifying start to the video
When Hamzah yells Martin’s name with a hard ‘t’, you know he means business
#1 wilburt defended is crazy lmfao😭
omg gowon ^__^
34:05 I just wanna know what the game plan was for this whole level? What was the end goal? When the one move didn't work, why did they retry it 50 times the exact same way?
they should do actual drag
I love hamzah being genuinely shocked while Martin sits there mewing
hamzahs lowkey cracked at this game..
slushy noobz are my best friends but they don’t know it
real
the joy in martins eyes when crushing people is honestly not surprising
the wilbur soot mention is crazy 😭😭
Any mention of Batuu from these two stresses me out 😭
Oh hell nah 💀what are they doing at 0:30 boys the vid just started please
0:32 Hamzah looking at Martin like HE told him to do it...
THAT WAS MELANIE MARTINEZ
bye i thought it was sia
RIP symptom you would've loved skibidi toilet 😢
We need uncensored versions of these videos 🙏🏻
7:57 okay now i definitely need to see a façade video 🙏🏽🙏🏽
2 videos in a week??!! We are getting slushed
Y’all r such nice ladies !
6:17 MARTINS FACE IM CRYING
yall NEED to play a roblox horror game.
6:17 MARTINS FACE BYEEEE
what the hell is wrong with him 😭😭😭
0:30 good grief y'all not even a minute in LOLLLL
I remember playing an offbrand version in middle school bc I was scared of the real deal😭
PLEASEEE EDIT OUT THE WILBUR THING OMFG
Please they're gonna get cancelled
11:00 HAMZAHHHH YOU DID NOTTTTT the way he accuses Martin of defending Wilbur sent me
the hand holding was suspiciously long…..
this is like danandphilgames but instead of british and gay it’s canadian and queerbaiting
28:03 "try to pick Michael Jackson as a character" Hamzah hovers over dude on lawn mower and almost bursts out laughing lol
beyoncé needs to see this
Mykonos wants to tongue Oykos ? /srs? i swear they were brudders
I absolutely love your guys energy it's rly giving throw back vibes
The dedication to landing this level is almost inspiring 34:39
showed my friend 0:30 and she cried so thanks a lot
Guys, for everyone who doesn't know what martin had open on his browser it was a very kidfriendly and fun videopage. He just wants to gatekeep it, that's all! 😁
Everytime i watch a slushy noobz video i feel more like an AI that just became sentient.
slushy this, slushy that. How about slush me out
HELP 28:49 the way martin said hey bros and face book 😭😭😭