Protecc yourself with the INTERNET SAFETY CHONKS 👉 smg4.store ALSO Grab any chonk pack and use code SMG4CHONKS to get 15% off ALL OTHER ITEMS! ONLY DOING THIS FOR 10 DAYS THO
"Pirating is bad. You wouldn't do it, would you?" Me, a broke college student with over $10,000 worth of illegally downloaded CAD software on my PC: "The law requires that I answer no."
@@derpypaws1250 computer aided design, usually it's professional software used by big companies, so it costs thousands of dollars. If you're a hobbyist, there's no free option.
I did that joke one hour before you commented it went like this: NordVPN called they said it would have been funny if this video was sponsored by them.
This gives me such “Old SMG4” vibes and I absolutely love it Edit: I love how you can just tell Kevin didn’t write a script for this video and Luke was allowed to just go absolutely wild on the video like he used to do
4:49 “However, there is going to be a bad apple in there somewhere” Have you ever been on the internet? It’s rare to see an actual good person nowadays!
🎶There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was the Billy O Tea, the winds blew hard her bow dipped down, blow my bully boys blow.🎶
Everyone: Is impressed how Melony stopped pirating, how the gang stopped hackers, other stuff Me, shocked: "SMG4 didn't get sponsored this video so I don't have to skip some of the video and waste my energy doing it!" :D
here's a good tip for making passwords: use untypable characters (copy paste them from their wiki page) unless the website doesn't allow it for passwords which is just confusing; why would they make it so that users' passwords are less safe
Club Penguin: "You can only play if you're 10+ years old." Me at 6yo: "I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
Protecc yourself with the INTERNET SAFETY CHONKS 👉 smg4.store
ALSO Grab any chonk pack and use code SMG4CHONKS to get 15% off ALL OTHER ITEMS! ONLY DOING THIS FOR 10 DAYS THO
Ha
Ah yeas
C h o n k
@@CaptainMogus Thank you
yoo
@@CaptainMogus Bye
"Explicit material"
Me: Wait, what was Mario doing to that plate of spaghetti?
what wasn't he doing
Some things, should never be answered. That part is on of them
That's normal
He was f[EXPUNGED] it!
Bruh
“Don’t do drugs, or you’ll go to hell before you die” - Mario Mario
here lies mario mario his name was mario
MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO
M A R I O
That's Mario Jumpman Mario. But SMG4 has Mario Stupid Mario.
LOl
You would never download a car..
You just can't understand Bob's genius XD
Yes I would.
I already did
Lol
8t would cost tons of money, there isn't the spacefor it and if free viruses follow suit, so yeah you're r9ght
1:33
Narrator:”So… How do we stop these hackers?”
Melony:”What if I say a swear word?”
Gets punched just because it was the wrong answer
Me:……
*started shooting the computer and screaming!!!!*
“❌DUMBASS”
Well, that was informative! I feel smart!
😂😂😂🤣👍
LMAO😂
lol
We are 2
Lal
"Pirating is bad. You wouldn't do it, would you?"
Me, a broke college student with over $10,000 worth of illegally downloaded CAD software on my PC: "The law requires that I answer no."
Yep sounds about right.
Whats CAD?
@@derpypaws1250 computer aided design, usually it's professional software used by big companies, so it costs thousands of dollars. If you're a hobbyist, there's no free option.
@@PeriapsisStudios2000 So things like the creative cloud apps?
@@mat8791 no, more like Maya, Autodesk Inventor, AutoCad
My wallet after SMG4 announces more chonks:
“I’m dying!”
You not for me
Too bad im 11 and cant buy it :/ also dont ask why i love doom at this age
@@thedevourerofglue9162 no one said anything about doom
You need a medic bag?
@@neuro7594 Payday 2 got me like
Ill show my son or daughter this before they go on the internet
Me too
Make sure that he or she doesn’t hear the swear word forgot doesn’t
"If you're a girl, never, EVER Google your own name!" *shows Melony*
Me: "People can't be that- ah, who am I kidding, of course they can be..."
I checked and it does exist
I need bleach now
I try search melony smg4 i see normal melony then i see axol x melony fanart
I don't need to corrupt my memory card irl.
@not fadhel don't bleach your eyes, that's bad for yo- *_DRINK HOLY WATER NOW!_*
"If your a female character, Never ever look up your own name. Just don't"
**"Fluttershy googles herself" Flashbacks**
Ohhhhh
Wonder when Isabelle is going to do that
You're*
Wait what ?
All I can think of is that one creepypasta
No not Rainbow Factory.
Vanna melon moment
“well im not a girl, so i’ll look out myself”
“What? This isnt so bad..”
*”HOLY SHIT I GOT TI-“*
-bob 2021
Cuz they are gay
Rule 63 in a nutshell
tiky
@@Fighter11244 and 34
5:26 HOW DID WARIO FIT IN THAT-
Idk
*LOGIC*
he might of got a extra extra extra extra extra extra large costumes.
I'm just mostly surprised that there wasn't a VPN sponsorship attached
Don't worry lad they are using bob VPN
"Everything could be stolen. From memes, choccy milk to your personal information! That's why I recommend this VPN, the sponsor of this video!"
I did that joke one hour before you commented it went like this: NordVPN called they said it would have been funny if this video was sponsored by them.
This reminds me of that Spongebob Krusty Krab Training Episode
I was thinking Pelo Talks "In My Opinion"
Yeah men
It feels more like heavy makes french toast
Me too
I can just hear the music intensify lmao
The fact that SMG4 managed to make this educational and hilarious at the same time amazes me
Oh hey there, old account
This gives me such “Old SMG4” vibes and I absolutely love it
Edit: I love how you can just tell Kevin didn’t write a script for this video and Luke was allowed to just go absolutely wild on the video like he used to do
That's remind me mario how to catch coins 😂😌
It really gave me "how to make spaghetti" vibe, I appreciate that
7:46 Luke didn’t write this actually
Yeah, I just miss the random nonsense that happened in this great channel
Quality smg4 content
The Final boss as a enemy: 6:25
The Final Boss As A Playable Character : 3:43
LOL, devs don't want overpowered players. 😂
Mr Monitor is overpowered either way. _Nobody_ can stop him from upholding the law.
That is so true!
When the narrator said, “You don’t want people to find things like murder evi-“ I felt that
True x2
I also felt the knife
Went right over my head 😥
HERE, HOLD THIS.
@@lancecurry7538 ok, hold what?
Mr. Monitor: STOP BREAKING THE LAW
Love how Axol had to cover melony's vision... from the HORROR
"how do you stop these pirates"
mario:that's the neat part, you don't
YES
*WHEZZE*
You join em
"BRUHHHHHHHH"
We sometimes pirating for the greater good
4:49 “However, there is going to be a bad apple in there somewhere” Have you ever been on the internet? It’s rare to see an actual good person nowadays!
You got me!
If ya can't beat em, join em, I'm kidding of course
@@pronounjow of course chums
6:24
There is spy creepy right here
a) Everyone is stealing your data, and in return peddling constant ads about everything you search
First
Second
Third
fifth
btw, now that everyone is gone, I wish I was never born to begin with :D:
Go ahead...take all the data...live a good life while u can @_@
0:12 the circle of life
I like the drumsy reference, the thing when the kid voice said, “would if I, would if I say a swear word”
I hate when Melony got punched afterward. Like, who would do such a thing?
@@greatwavefan397 Well, Melony DID say she wanted to swear.
I've considered saying swear words to my grandma to make her get her vaccine.
I see what you mean but it just might not be a reference but actually them just using the audio.
@@daryantsns3448 But SMG4 swears.
Sometimes I feel like Bob is self aware and is like “screw it im enjoying myself this isn’t real”
I dont have anything to commemt about this i just want to comment because its fact and thats
FiRsT
@@Stranger-gl6ie Okay?
Fun fact bobs full name is Bob bobowski
4:16
1:10 Love how Bob is just casually smoking 7 joints lmao.
3:49 Rule64 is just a terrifying concept.
5:43 Love how Bob just downloads a car.
“Get that glory hole away from me.”
-Bob
Bob the loser
63, not 64. wrong internet rule bruh.
@@heavyweaponsguy6284 Did you even check the timestamp?
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR
1:46 me when I post an argument on Twitter :
X*
Mario teaching internet safety is like Meggy teaching a cooking class…
And It goes badly I still miss Meggy
@@Mirthful_Panda Well...don't watch the latest Sunset Paradise...she gets brainwashed...
Shhh! Spoilers! Actually, I'm pissed about what happened, but still!
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 _gOn' hAVe tO WAiT FoR tHE NeXT EPiSodE tHEn..._
@@Banjoisawesome Oh yes I saw
"Would you Pirate on the internet?"
looks at TikTok Sea Shanties
🎶There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was the Billy O Tea, the winds blew hard her bow dipped down, blow my bully boys blow.🎶
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning
@@moonwatcher4047 SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
@@supertrains5188 (*to bring us sugar and tea and rum) 🎶ONE DAY WHEN THE TOUNGIN IS DONE WE’LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO.🎶
The title: SMG4: Mario's Internet Safe-
Me: Nord VPN
Abc
express is better (if I remember correctly)
What about Bob VPN?
@@SilverGamingFI I like to think his VPN is just a secret po- {REDACTED} -te...... *_Wdym you didn't know what I said?_*
This was the video that made me a fan of SMG4. Not only is it funny but it’s informative too.
“If you’re a female character..never ever google your own name”. Boy is he sadly right on why
to be fair, it's just as bad for some male characters as well
@@dibberz-v1z but why is it bad
Inappropriate content.
@@mirage4930 if you dont know your too young
@@justice1806
(disclaimer: this reply is a joke pls dont spam my notifications with hate replies pls)
you're*
"these low-life losers"
The four words describing hackers.
Especially the Zorgo Project.
Or people who make aimbots on fps games
@@daryantsns3448 project zorgo not zorgo project
@@lokyinng5155 I was still grammatically correct.
Nah more like "wasted education"
THIS VIDEO REMINDED ME OF KITTY0706
Yep, one of Gmod’s classic artists. May he Rest In Peace. :(
You've unlocked a core memory
The gmod legend himself. Rest in peace.
@@tdwinnerfordinner yes, rip legend, he was making amazing content at the time
Oh yeah I remember. Moments with heavy
4:28 I get the reference
Sadly, the "female character" warning doesn't save males. Because we'll just be made into females and then the R34 artists do their thing XD
basically
Sometimes, they don't even have to be turned female
*Sees Melony as the example* I am guilty for contributing to this. :D
Bowser is the perfect example of that.
apply, not save.
I feel like Mario is not going to, make a safety video for people.
I dont think mario knows what safety is in general.
Frankie has finally returned just when i thought he was forgotten
tari and saiko are slowly being forgotten maybe classic characters are coming back
I don't think anti-virus works like, "Alakablam" and boom, your computer doesn't work anymore. Also, NOBODY HURTS MY BOI NESS'S FEELINGS!!!
This is hands down, the most informative internet safety video I've ever seen in my life.
It is the only one i jave seen, know how many times i tried to pirate a nintendo e shop card?
Thank you, recolour of Silvia the Sylveon
@@nightlucario did you succeed any of the times
@@RazorIvy470 no. Dont try, i think i got a virus on my moms phonr
@@nightlucario use a laptop, it has a lot more versatility
just realised Melony typed "sonichu" in her loooooooong password
Sonichu is forever
Just now i get that
Sonichu? MORE LIKE *SONIC*
you ever realize it was accualy just SONIC???
Yea bro.
4:58 Twitter as the background is genius.
This is why I'm always nice to the person I'm commissioning... why be mean? They're going through the trouble to make art for you!
@@lancecurry7538 Even if their art is garbage. I would say something like "Thanks, I hate it."
The Lucia reference from dragon maid in 3:30 is so accurate even in the anime they say she has really big ones
She is literal serpent goddess... so she's even larger than "D for Dragon."
5:08 might be my favorite moment ever
My microwave
@@NerdZEY Apparently Futaba hates microwaves lmao
super niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
This is what I’m going to show my future child to educate them about internet safety.
I hope you don't have children
@@marioflash29 what the heck dude
@@marioflash29 Oh come on the video isn't that bad
@@boo1boot261 i showed to my grandmother and shes fine, probably........
I think the hitting would work on the children 👁️👄👁️💅
“Are you a technical genius, or John Wick?”
**aggressively points to John Wick**
@kyestar88 And I'm, uhh... uh...
person
@kyestar88 ummmm, I am, uh, joker?
@kyestar88 who’s Shaggy
@kyestar88 scooby what now
after 6 years i return to watch this channel, i still love it
mario says:
be careful kids theres some fucking dangerous memes in internet.
no, Mario says:S P A G H E T T I
Luigi says : if the site is suspicious it must be delicious 😋
Since when are memes dan-*SMG4 10th year anniversary flashbacks*
Wario says: if memes make you laugh, memes make children choke.
Therapist: Long head Melony doesn't exsist. It can't hurt you
Long Head Melony: 1:49
Lol
2:40 wide head melony is better
@@certifiedpeedealer4933 both is good
@@smgmario9101lide head melony?
@@certifiedpeedealer4933 hmm nah
“If your a female character, NEVER EVER Google your own name!”
Talking from experience right here.
*MELONY:* 0:21
I was a fool to searched Melony. Especially in Deviantart. 😣
Hol up
dont
just dont
@@dreamer9398 What were you doing on Deviant Art in the first place-
Narrator: “The entire script of shrek”
Me: WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THAT!
Family secret.
Wikipedia
joe mamas di-
@Zach Kimber better yet, copy and paste
pastebin
3:21 The actual Bonzi Buddy software is spyware, not malware. Tho I'm pretty sure there is actual malware disguised as Bonzi Buddy.
Narrator: So how do we stop these hackers?
Melony: whAt iF I Say a SWear Word?.
Axol:MELONY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
@@RowletTheOwlet me: Axol shut up for god sake you not melony's dad
Okay, but are we just gonna ignore that they FRUCKING PUNCHED OUR BABY!?
I can't stop laughing at Melony just slamming her fucking face into the keyboard like a champ!
I don't even know how she didn't flinch when doing that
Melony is da best anytime
@@OO1Jmoney1OO pretty much the best answer I was given.
Now she had brain damage
The words Mario and internet safety, we already know something bad’s gonna happen 😂.
lol
It was obvious his stupidity would cause him problems with the internet
Yep
No shit Sherlock
Yes
Anybody else here after SMG4’s account got hacked?
They should show kids THIS at school to teach cyber safety instead of those cringey animations they always use lol
I read a comment about someone's teacher playing Sr Pelo's "In My Opinion" for his class.
Now THIS is a quality internet safety video
This IS a cringey animation.
SMG4 is kek, not cringe.
ye there VERY cringy
...a soul of a child
Purple Guy: Don't Worry, I Got You Covered.
Nah fam i already got it
Does red soul work tho?
*FLOWEY:* Did someone say SOULs?!? 😈
WAS DAT TEH BITE OF '87?
Everyone here sucks except for purple guy. keep goin
Oh god, this episode was just an extended advertisement lol
except.. ironicly enough, no vpn sponsor this video lel
5:33 pirating is bad you wouldnt do it wouldnt you. Me who has 10 piratedgames :noooooooooooo
Everyone: Is impressed how Melony stopped pirating, how the gang stopped hackers, other stuff
Me, shocked: "SMG4 didn't get sponsored this video so I don't have to skip some of the video and waste my energy doing it!" :D
When is "Mario eats a lemon and dies" coming out?
Or better... "Sonic the Derphog eats a lemon and dies"
Kaizo Sonic Bloopers from HashNightFlux is sort of an unofficial continuation of it.
5:36 Tutorial: pirating is bad. You wouldn’t do it, would you?
Bob: (*puts on pirate hat*)
Me: He would. 😒
5:36 "Pirating is bad"
me with over 150 Nintendo 64 roms in my computer: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
06:52 I cackled like a witch!!🤣
me too
How to make a secure password: smash your keyboard with your head, hands, feet and body until you completely fill the password bar
hm yes S E C U R E P A S S W O R D
Me: CATACLYSM!
here's a good tip for making passwords: use untypable characters (copy paste them from their wiki page)
unless the website doesn't allow it for passwords
which is just confusing; why would they make it so that users' passwords are less safe
Then use Google to have it always auto fill it for you because you know that you sure as hell won’t remember what you just bashed into your keyboard.
Frog Splash the keyboard.
I N T E R N E T
S A F E T Y.
This not only is a fucking memefest, but it's actually informative
pafp
0:04 Welcome to Windows XP.
The fact I completely understood the Spiderman and Elsa reference ;-;
Same, those were the days
@@samcentral3595 😳
Me to
UA-cam kids in a nutshell
Lmao
The narrator sounds like he would be narrating in a Nintendo Overview Trailer
I think that's Aaron Roger's otherwise known as X, the Cyan and green Mario.
@@eponymousviewer8497 it is
Iz my brother.
@@brandonmariomanfanxd so nintendofan997/x/armonzii/xboxfan997/xboxfan/Aaron Rogers is your brother?
@@cynther7 yis.
Imagine some teacher typed in internet safety for Internet safety and thinks, “Oh yeah this good!”
That’s probably gonna happen
... yeah that will end after the phrase 'STOP BEAKING TEH LAW ASHMAHOLE!'
Ah yes, this video is *2763% educational.* im gonna show this to my little sibling when he knows how to use a computer
bro did the funny bfdi reference
Mario is the kind of person who would do anything to get SPAGHETTI
Mhm 🤪
Oh god HELPPPpPp HE GO----
6:01
Mario: If you can’t beat them, join them
Kevin Durant has entered the chat
Mario is slowly becoming more responsible every day
mario gamig
Ye
Emphasis on the slow
Mario is losing his retardness
Go watch The Super Mario Stupid Show if you want see Mario saying something with 100 IQ
6:52 This is easily the best line I've heard of from Bob. 😂
This 8 minute video teaches me more about cyber security than an entire 3 years of middle school
I have an idea for an episode.
"If Mario Was In.... Sunset Overdrive?"
MARIO VS FIZZIE! YES
I read it as Sunset Paradise lol
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
"This is a tasty drink, but what's that intense itching on my neck and pain in my stomach" -One of our consumers
-Fizz Co.
Y 3BS.
Yes.
What the hell does mario know about internet safety?
Nothing
Idk
Know about how to not get unwanted weird ads and trackers
Absolutely Nothing!
Oh please he doesn’t know squat
4:52
*”oh nooooo that’s NOO-“*
0:18
*(pain noises)*
2:01
*MORE PAIN NOISES*
This is better than one of those “For kids” internet safety because of the amount of gen z humor
This is so random also whenever smg4 uploads a entire video I never expect it.
Like Pelo Talks about opinions and LGBTQ+.
5:32
idk why but this made me laugh for so damn hard
it feels like it wants me to laugh bc it doesn’t have any music making it awkwardly funni
Same.
Also pirating is bad
If you are doing it you are bad for doing it
If you are doing it please stop
0:34
Bob got hit so hard that he forgot his stellar phrase
6:32 - He remembered it here!
Ow my Overies!
his ballers got balled
2:04 basically everyone when they see their favorite food
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *death*
SMG4: Well shit.
"we all pirated games when we were young-"
"fbi open up"
My brother pirated sims 4 and all the packs. But the sims overlords found out...
Pretty sure SMG4 himself pirated his copy of Sony Vegas lol...it was basically all but confirmed.
If Mario teaches me Internet safety I would go to his lessons every day
Who wouldn't? ❤
MHM
Same
hello again wannabe justin y
@@ozziemahboi Exactly 😄❤
That was awesome! Thanks for giving me extra tips on how to be safe on the internet.😉
They did it. They made an ELDRITCH GOD a cute, marketable plushie. Melony has truly ascended to the highest of ranks in the SMG4 world.
eldritch? YOU DARE INSULT MELONY!?
@@nameless...................... average melony simp
1:18 NOOOO MARIO, PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE DONKEY KONG PLUSHI-
Bob saying "Get that gloryhole away from me!" made me laugh harder than it should've.
2:02 my man just predicted nfts
Club Penguin: "You can only play if you're 10+ years old."
Me at 6yo: "I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
Meet the homeowner you're on your arrest
I'm 8 and I play mature games lol
@@ethanm2951 *monitor guy appears*
@@ethanm2951 You shouldn't even be watching this kind of content at your age
Fans: **want a Chonk Melony plushie**
SMG4: *Hold my memes*
Meggy : *Being in Danger*
SMG4 : *Let's Talk about Safety*
HIPOCRESY
Also, having Zero spying on the cast.
me: uhh SMG4
SMG4 : what
me: yellow car is bad
SMG4 : oh ok
me: or it will kill u
SMG4 : ... uhh (yellow car kills smg4) NOOO
Also Zero is making me think of the Lich from Adventure Time right now.
7:00 “OH NO, WE’RE BEING HACKED! AHHHHHHHH!”
me: *trying no to laugh because i must be sleeping*
me again: *laughs as loud as sr pelo*
laugh in your pillow
@@greatwavefan397 i cant lol
5:08 looks like new super microwave has hit mario once again.
I simp for Futaba
This might unironically be the best internet safety video I’ve watched