Last time I went on first class, woman opposite me starting playing footsie with me, some posh business woman, it was great. Then she got off at my stop and it was a bit awkward.
He's right about first class but I can't imagine ever having the money to willfully buy a first class ticket. Like could I literally afford it? Aye. Can I imagine mentally being alright with the price? No fucking chance.
I got upgraded on a London - Glasgow sleeper. Was magic! Wee room and bed all to myself, access to the bar, free newspaper and croissant in the morning. Best day of my life man 🥲
First class and didn't know what a meal deal was? Never a man of the people
meal deals are for tories and school wains (and a shite deal)
Fame gone to his heid
I love that he didn't even buy a first class ticket. He just stumbled into the good life and then came back to Glasgow
He's not wrong. It's mental how quick your mindset adjusts. First Class is worth it if it's a long trip.
She’s turned the trains against us.
Truly a First-class story!
This must be the prequel to Snowpiercer
There's nothing like a FREE upgrade to first class to make you feel like the rest of carriage are utter and despicable scum of the highest order.
Makes me sick, I love it
thats what 6 mil in the bank does to a man
Tory
Scottish bloke never forgets the time he got something for free hahaha!
He'll be drinking elderflower cordial next
I wonder if he walked past the fart cabin
ah well, oil well!
Tory recalls being a Tory
Last time I went on first class, woman opposite me starting playing footsie with me, some posh business woman, it was great. Then she got off at my stop and it was a bit awkward.
He's right about first class but I can't imagine ever having the money to willfully buy a first class ticket. Like could I literally afford it? Aye. Can I imagine mentally being alright with the price? No fucking chance.
Echoes of Yoker
Thanks for the oil 🤑
Night sleeper did for Scottish acting what McDonalds did for the health industry.
Posh woman wie the kids also missed the First Class train
What’s the ploblem
Anybody else got a ‘ploblem’?
patter loop
Out of touch
First, didn't watch because boring
Thassa ban.
9:29 'hands'?
I got upgraded on a London - Glasgow sleeper. Was magic! Wee room and bed all to myself, access to the bar, free newspaper and croissant in the morning. Best day of my life man 🥲
5:13 Hair of a Chinaman