Jealous Boyfriend vs Creepy Ex Boyfriend | ASMR Roleplay #3

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  • @NoahsHaven
    @NoahsHaven  3 роки тому +678

    So, I guess I'm monetized now, which is cool and all, but I'm a bit in over my head, so i need some feedback.
    😬😬😬
    Which type of Ads are ok, which aren't? I deactivated the mid-rolls because they are pretty annoying as they
    kind of rip you out of the mood of the roleplay.
    Let me know, what you guys want. If they are too annoying, I can just deactivate them all together.
    I hope you all have a lovely day,
    Noah
    🥰🥰🥰

    • @Strawbryiiii
      @Strawbryiiii 3 роки тому +106

      *it fine im okay with the ads it doesn't bothers me*

    • @shellysharma6274
      @shellysharma6274 3 роки тому +130

      It's OK dude get that money

    • @peanut...327
      @peanut...327 3 роки тому +43

      Nah I'm fine with the ads

    • @vvaalleerriiee1423
      @vvaalleerriiee1423 3 роки тому +28

      What kind of ads are there

    • @alexia_honey7319
      @alexia_honey7319 3 роки тому +40

      Noah u monetized🥰
      I’m so proud of u ❤️
      and I don’t care about ads just do what make u happy 😊

  • @weirddevil6663
    @weirddevil6663 3 роки тому +858

    *Him talking to Jordan*
    *Me just sitting there nervous af*

  • @andyk8418
    @andyk8418 3 роки тому +1249

    “Do you have medical insurance?”
    Me: *oh shit*

  • @juliicastt
    @juliicastt 3 роки тому +556

    “i could beat you with a fingernail”
    “do you have medical insurance?”
    PFFT NOAH YOU FEISTY LITTLE-

  • @junoiguess8913
    @junoiguess8913 3 роки тому +486

    “Angry boyfriend speaking”
    Guess this is my invitation to leave-

  • @6Midnight6Mass6
    @6Midnight6Mass6 3 роки тому +1746

    Everyone loves a jealous Noah

    • @Strawbryiiii
      @Strawbryiiii 3 роки тому +12

      *fr*

    • @AyyooEsther
      @AyyooEsther 3 роки тому +9

      JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEAN NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS NOAH JEALOUS 😍

    • @wawawhat3411
      @wawawhat3411 3 роки тому +5

      I read "everyone has a jealous bitch" KSKXKKDKDKD WHAT

    • @vanessamartinez8944
      @vanessamartinez8944 3 роки тому

      yeeeeesssss

    • @ightb102
      @ightb102 3 роки тому

      @@wawawhat3411 MEEEE😭

  • @Yal1nnnn
    @Yal1nnnn 3 роки тому +1179

    Him: "Who is calling you"
    Me: "Shrek."
    *Silence*
    Him: "Jordan..?"
    Me: "no its shre-"
    Him:" Well i hope its not ur ex bf jordan."
    Me: "I- nvm ;^;"

    • @thatanonymouschocolate
      @thatanonymouschocolate 3 роки тому +75

      Shrek just wanted to call and see if you wanted fresh onions from his garden in the swamp 😔

    • @Yal1nnnn
      @Yal1nnnn 3 роки тому +24

      @@thatanonymouschocolate b-but i was scared to answer because last time he screamed and yelled because donkey broke his bootiful chair and yk he was rlly maaadd soo :((

    • @thatanonymouschocolate
      @thatanonymouschocolate 3 роки тому +15

      @@Yal1nnnn Oh nooooo 😩😭 I hope he got a new chair tho 👀

    • @Yal1nnnn
      @Yal1nnnn 3 роки тому +13

      @@thatanonymouschocolate yess, i bought him a bootiful chair :DD

    • @Ttilton-kx5ql
      @Ttilton-kx5ql 3 роки тому +8

      @@Yal1nnnn :O was it made out of onions??

  • @marsya9903
    @marsya9903 3 роки тому +701

    Not me imagining me sittin there feeding him M&Ms while he talks to Jordan 👀👀

  • @angelicapapi
    @angelicapapi 3 роки тому +267

    2:20 “Hello, angry boyfriend speaking.”
    Oh lord, have mercy. 👁👄👁
    3:33 “Do you have medical insurance?”
    *I KNEW IT!* 👁👄👁

    • @CigaretteAsh
      @CigaretteAsh 3 роки тому +3

      👁👄👁

    • @bl00dy29
      @bl00dy29 3 роки тому +2

      👁💋👁

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 2 місяці тому +1

      We need more of this “angry” version of Noah.

  • @odettenoir
    @odettenoir 3 роки тому +160

    "Who's calling you?" my phone's on Do Not Disturb so I don't know love lmao

  • @akane6182
    @akane6182 3 роки тому +66

    "Angry boyfriend speaking" and "Looks like she's not gonna have time for you for the rest of her life" is one of the best lines I've ever heard ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

  • @amiranizm
    @amiranizm 3 роки тому +247

    You're voice is just👏per-👏fect👏 *chef's kiss

  • @karma7629
    @karma7629 3 роки тому +93

    Thank you for calling our services , jordan . Goodbye . THAT WAS SO smOOth----

  • @willow2470
    @willow2470 3 роки тому +26

    "hello, angry boyfriend here.."
    Best way he could have answered that.

  • @miboo8115
    @miboo8115 3 роки тому +67

    You really help me with my anxiety i can finally sleep without pills some times, thanks you so much

    • @NoahsHaven
      @NoahsHaven  3 роки тому +40

      Aw that's so sweet. Made my day, there. I'm pretty anxiety-driven as well, so I know how it is sometimes.

  • @Smile-qx1gx
    @Smile-qx1gx 3 роки тому +42

    “Angry boyfriend speaking” 😂😂😂😂 and “our services”

  • @alexia_honey7319
    @alexia_honey7319 3 роки тому +258

    Our Bagel 🥯 being jealous
    oh now I have to see 😩
    Noah sorry for not commenting on the last video I fell asleep but I listened to it and it was amazing ❤️
    Keep being you 🥰

  • @rochelleyboyce9681
    @rochelleyboyce9681 3 роки тому +52

    I think the ex is gonna need some ice for that burn. I love this. The boyfriend is such a business man. I can’t stop smiling. I went from crying before watching this video to smiling and not stopping when I watched this. I feel so much better thank you 😊

  • @maishii5526
    @maishii5526 3 роки тому +51

    "Hmm well i hope that's not your ex-boyfriend jordan.."
    *flashbacks to the song 'My Ex-Boyfriend'*
    👀

  • @wonkabuz2144
    @wonkabuz2144 3 роки тому +61

    Angry boyfriend, that sounds good

  • @chiaraisok6978
    @chiaraisok6978 3 роки тому +97

    I’m allowed to watch I’m on my 20 minute break ✋🏾

  • @sxcixpath5086
    @sxcixpath5086 3 роки тому +166

    Him: who’s calling you?
    Me: *Jesus*
    Him: jordyn
    Me: uh- *sure* ?

    • @MeMe-gu1fk
      @MeMe-gu1fk 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @babe.27
      @babe.27 3 роки тому +3

      Fun Fact: My name is actually Jordyn😗🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @comfort_devil
      @comfort_devil 3 роки тому +1

      I can call you if you want 😈

    • @sxcixpath5086
      @sxcixpath5086 3 роки тому

      @@babe.27 :O thats so crazy XD

    • @sxcixpath5086
      @sxcixpath5086 3 роки тому

      @@comfort_devil Oh yes please my dear satan~

  • @nataliesanders3609
    @nataliesanders3609 3 роки тому +55

    I love how he said "anger boyfriend talking" 😂

  • @jewels_rxannie611
    @jewels_rxannie611 3 роки тому +21

    Him: “who’s calling you?”
    Me: “Jake from state farm👁👄👁”

  • @Annie-jf2wy
    @Annie-jf2wy 3 роки тому +85

    Him: Do you have a medical insurance?
    Me: Wooooo It's happening! It's happening!
    .
    Btw new subscriber here. Love your vids.

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 роки тому +12

    Noah: “im not gonna let him push you around like that!”
    i love that he’s standing up for us 💕

  • @kirishimaejiro8819
    @kirishimaejiro8819 3 роки тому +42

    The 1 dislike is from the creepy ex

    • @seannn...
      @seannn... 3 роки тому +2

      And the second dislike is his second account

    • @_kokonuts_
      @_kokonuts_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@seannn... he got 8 accounts😂😂

    • @_kokonuts_
      @_kokonuts_ 3 роки тому

      @CELIA RALUCA MANGRA 👀

  • @melasculaaa
    @melasculaaa 3 роки тому +23

    I’m vibing to the ringtone 💃🏻🕺💃🏻🕺💃🏻🕺💃🏻

  • @ummmokay4817
    @ummmokay4817 3 роки тому +17

    "Do you have medical insurance?" 😂That has tickled me in my soul😂

  • @bananamilk3336
    @bananamilk3336 3 роки тому +25

    Well time to fall in love with another disembodied voice! Definitely subscribing! ❤️

  • @0LIV3R_GH0UL
    @0LIV3R_GH0UL 3 роки тому +6

    “I could beat you senseless with one fingernail”
    PLEASE I WHEEZED

  • @karma7629
    @karma7629 3 роки тому +60

    Plotwist : the ex is infatuated with noah too! Bet he fell in love all over again from the other side of the phone call . ✨

  • @aks-knu
    @aks-knu 3 роки тому +12

    this is my first video i’ve seen by you and let me just say...
    your voice. *chef’s kiss~* ❤️

  • @cylinehaitani6495
    @cylinehaitani6495 3 роки тому +17

    I just deleted yt for three days and now you have 6K SUBSCRIBERS?!?!
    CONGRATS!!!

  • @Prismmma
    @Prismmma 3 роки тому +11

    I’ve been binge watching ur videos, and I have to say I am in love.✨

  • @janaelwi1395
    @janaelwi1395 3 роки тому +13

    THE WAY I TELEPORTED

  • @liars0nly
    @liars0nly 3 роки тому +11

    ahhhhhhhh this already good im excited asf

  • @chocolatepie7496
    @chocolatepie7496 3 роки тому +32

    Jealous Noah🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐

  • @angelo7944
    @angelo7944 3 роки тому +15

    Hello angry boyfriend speaking 🤣😂got me so good

  • @toepaca9395
    @toepaca9395 3 роки тому +11

    This made me feel so freaking beautiful I can't stop smiling. My facial muscles are not used to this, send help-

  • @Ace-on2ni
    @Ace-on2ni 3 роки тому +6

    Awwww I swear to god this is absolutely ADORABLE and FABULOUS and also YOU EARNED A NEW SUBSCRIBER AND IM SHARING THIS TO MY ASMR LOVING FRIENDS

  • @momoe1371
    @momoe1371 3 роки тому +183

    Dont tell Fiona I was here
    She might think I'm cheating 😳

  • @jasmineflint2785
    @jasmineflint2785 3 роки тому +6

    That one dislike being Jordan...
    This was awesome! I loved this and this would be a great recording for a girl to use of someone's being creepy

  • @hanna_x1838
    @hanna_x1838 3 роки тому +7

    YEEES this honestly made my day just because it’s a video from YOU :)

  • @Melotinecookies
    @Melotinecookies 3 роки тому +9

    Him: *grabs the phone and starts angry bf talking*
    Me: alrighty dinner AND a show

  • @UzumakiNaruto-le4zj
    @UzumakiNaruto-le4zj 3 роки тому +9

    Don't you just love how passive aggressive he is?

  • @kay9633
    @kay9633 3 роки тому +13

    jealous Noah is best Noah

  • @kota5305
    @kota5305 3 роки тому +6

    The excitement I had when I was getting my head phones!

  • @Strawbryiiii
    @Strawbryiiii 3 роки тому +40

    *OMG THIS IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN UnU*

    • @cheese9605
      @cheese9605 3 роки тому +5

      I see you everywhere
      👁️👄👁️ Wth-

    • @하나문-u1v
      @하나문-u1v 3 роки тому

      i see you like everywhere👁️👄👁️

  • @ba._.sil1
    @ba._.sil1 3 роки тому +25

    *When u dont know what to put in the comments*
    🥯🥯🥯

  • @panda_83
    @panda_83 3 роки тому +11

    The one dislike is from the ex

  • @nillaiceee
    @nillaiceee 3 роки тому +5

    noah: who’s calling you?
    me: *jake from state farm at 3 in the morning*

  • @babyface3704
    @babyface3704 3 роки тому +13

    Totally not in class✨

  • @reenaaaa
    @reenaaaa 3 роки тому +9

    not him uploading a few minutes after i fell asleep 🖐️😞 but i shall say THIS IS ADORABLE OH MY GOD

  • @OkarunNikkoOfficial
    @OkarunNikkoOfficial 3 роки тому +6

    Him ; It's kind of busy
    *Me Drawing* ; That's right ✨

  • @annyeonghaseyo1848
    @annyeonghaseyo1848 3 роки тому +12

    I mean jeez I just got a phone call a while ago- damn right timing my guy-

  • @jujuondatbeat7480
    @jujuondatbeat7480 3 роки тому +4

    HI, THIS WAS AWESOME AS ALWAYS THANK YOU BAE

  • @yazzleibra2309
    @yazzleibra2309 3 роки тому +13

    Never clicked faster in my life

  • @chrissyx3702
    @chrissyx3702 3 роки тому +1

    I love your sarcasm

  • @haveagreatday7509
    @haveagreatday7509 3 роки тому +28

    Im skipping school for this UwU wish me luck cause I'm probably getting the jandles/flip flops

    • @Ghost-dx4bv
      @Ghost-dx4bv 3 роки тому

      Oh?! I wonder what your doing here eri in older au? What if I tell Aizawa that you here!

    • @haveagreatday7509
      @haveagreatday7509 3 роки тому

      @@Ghost-dx4bv no please don't I'll do anything

  • @user-yy3qq1ur2e
    @user-yy3qq1ur2e 3 роки тому +1

    Calm jealous men are my favorite 😍 *swooning*

  • @dominique3735
    @dominique3735 3 роки тому +3

    Love this

  • @Flyinphoenix94
    @Flyinphoenix94 3 роки тому +2

    "Do you have medical insurance?" I love that! Drag his stalking behind!

  • @jagritinambiar5255
    @jagritinambiar5255 3 роки тому +3

    Yo u're the only asmr boyfriend that makes me smile wtf, i'm vowing my loyalty to u from now on, absolutely perf ah

  • @R4e_lyn
    @R4e_lyn 3 роки тому +8

    Him : I hope he is not ur ex boyfriend
    Me : he is
    Him : he is?
    Me : lE GaSp!! I GOT IT RIGHT

  • @zukiix_
    @zukiix_ 3 роки тому +5

    Boy: (takes the phone and rings my “ex”)
    Me: *OOOO LEMME GET MY TEA CUP READY*

  • @minorumineta9064
    @minorumineta9064 3 роки тому +12

    NOO IM IN CLASS I CANT HEAR THIS IM STILL HEARING T THO

  • @ΔεσποιναΚαππα-υ5ψ
    @ΔεσποιναΚαππα-υ5ψ 3 роки тому +4

    Him:(speaking ro my ex)
    Meanwhile me dying of laughter in the corner

  • @gopikarajiv4580
    @gopikarajiv4580 3 роки тому +3

    "Hello, angry boyfriend speaking" LMFAO

  • @ysabelle2202
    @ysabelle2202 3 роки тому

    i was literally in the mood but it was short😭 i luv it sm

  • @nzeko2863
    @nzeko2863 3 роки тому +7

    ✨yesyesyes✨

  • @juniperverse4766
    @juniperverse4766 3 роки тому +8

    I was about to sleep. And. Aye! 😊I can do this first... then sleep... after!

  • @Reallyxtir3d
    @Reallyxtir3d 3 роки тому +3

    "Hello angry boyfriend speaking ☺️" Me: oHh tHis iS gONnA bE gOoD lEmMe gEt mY TeACuP rEaDy 👀🍵✨

  • @yumehoshi3114
    @yumehoshi3114 3 роки тому +4

    You: "hello angry boyfriend speaking"
    Me: *giggles as I eat popcorn while listening to the both of you*

  • @nofuckingcluetbh4143
    @nofuckingcluetbh4143 3 роки тому +8

    HELL YEAH SOMEBODYS CALLING ME-
    that means I have to waste my lungs on them
    Yeah *blocks* no

  • @taetaemeep894
    @taetaemeep894 3 роки тому +10

    My heart keeps beating so fast mmm can someone tell me why ☺️☺️* proceeds to listen to Noah*

  • @izyxz8635
    @izyxz8635 3 роки тому +11

    Go get him babeeeee 🤪😤

  • @rebeca2312
    @rebeca2312 3 роки тому +10

    I found you 30 mins ago and now i'm in love... Is that bad? 👁️👄👁️🤚🏻✨❤️

  • @adalineuwu1057
    @adalineuwu1057 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly for ideas all I can think of is someone catcalling cause those guys are always creepy but that’s my only idea cause right now my brain is just Kermit the frog

  • @Official-Isabella
    @Official-Isabella 3 роки тому +2

    This is good tea ☕ get your popcorn 🍿

  • @HereshNeale
    @HereshNeale 3 роки тому

    My favorite video on this channel. Period.

  • @mrshanma
    @mrshanma 3 роки тому +53

    my ex's name is noah :'''''''')

  • @JinxPropaganda
    @JinxPropaganda 3 роки тому +1

    Your voice is like heaven

  • @ely_rocks
    @ely_rocks 3 роки тому +8

    Him: It’s for the best that you don’t call this number anymore
    Jordan: Oh yeah? Tell me why
    Me in the background: AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE :>

  • @AB-gm3bu
    @AB-gm3bu 3 роки тому +7

    Oo man this exact same scenario happened to me his friends were calling me. His work. His mom lol. Had to change my number. Then my fiance chewed him out on the phone a whole year after we broke up

  • @Jasmine_ismine
    @Jasmine_ismine 3 роки тому +2

    Him : Who is calling you
    Me : Jordan
    Him : Jordan
    Me : WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS

  • @agentpaper254
    @agentpaper254 3 роки тому +1

    The whole time I was yellin, "run Jordan, run! The man's crazy!" 😂😂

  • @sussybaka6056
    @sussybaka6056 3 роки тому +1

    I need a part two plss 🥺🥺

  • @citrus_boy0015
    @citrus_boy0015 3 роки тому +3

    You kinda sound like technoblade and I am LIVING for it :)

  • @jobiecunningham9766
    @jobiecunningham9766 3 роки тому +2

    Him : do you have medical insurance
    Me : this is going to be good 😌

  • @Strawberries.are.coo1
    @Strawberries.are.coo1 3 роки тому +2

    OMG I LOVED THIS SO MUCH ❤️ I'm new in the channel but I feel love and very well welcomed, I have a suggestion I don't know, but if you see this Noah's Haven you don't have to use this it's fine 😅. But my suggestion is like there both out on a date but then the ex boyfriend comes out and creeps your girlfriend out, then you notice that your girlfriend feels uncomfortable and you start to worry and get jealous. That's kinda my suggestion I don't know if it's good or not but it's worth the try 😇. Sorry if this is too long I just love writing stories 🤩

  • @corpsestan6559
    @corpsestan6559 3 роки тому +1

    I love this 😤✋🏼

  • @itsthisguy8245
    @itsthisguy8245 3 роки тому +3

    That one dislike is from Jordan-

  • @user-nz2cj1xi7m
    @user-nz2cj1xi7m 3 роки тому +6

    Can I just say on behalf of all of us. Thank you.

  • @spoopy387
    @spoopy387 3 роки тому

    That voice is AWESOME

  • @kermitdafrog7186
    @kermitdafrog7186 3 роки тому

    1 video, 5 minutes, worth a new subscriber

  • @jackielin678
    @jackielin678 3 роки тому +9

    Is it bad that I want a part2 to this 🤔🥺

  • @shah6010
    @shah6010 3 роки тому +1

    Noah:”pick up the phone”
    Me: *pick up and turn on airplane mode*

  • @tracybaxendale5355
    @tracybaxendale5355 3 роки тому +2

    Great job

  • @alessandrabaush6730
    @alessandrabaush6730 3 роки тому +1

    Mom:" f*uck you my child is completely fine "
    the stuff her child watches