Nowadays, I just start out pissing on the person I'm interested in upon approach. It lets them know I'm interested and it's kinda like marking my territory at the same time..... (Update: it hasn't gone too well, not only does it not work, I'm currently incarcerated.)
He did it with that exact face while inwardly doing backflips and cartwheels of sheer idiot glee too because he was just asking for help from people who couldn't do anything but create amazing content for him with their honest disgust, confusion, or discomfort. Norton is a uniquely foul but wonderful egg, his mischievous innocuous nastiness is so oddly heartwarming. He's the kid who pulls a gasser, than leaves the room, waits just out of sight, and listens trying not to giggle furiously as the horror of the smell assails his family or friends. It's boyishly charming and juvenile at the same time. I hope he never grows up. After all, with "Monster Rain" for a childhood, was he ever really a kid?
The impact of these vids must be so encouraging for so many. Thank you both for showing us that love is love, no matter what it looks like on the outside! Your kick-a$$ “idgaf-what-other-people-think” attitude Rocks! Keep the vids coming, I can’t get enough. I ❤️you both…equally of course.
Loved ya for years Jimmy, makes me happy to see you happy! 👍 Here’s to you and Nikki. She really has the keys to the kingdom of your heart! FAWK YEAH 🤟
Telling every clerk in the city that your bed is covered in pee stains was hilarious. Nikki was SO cute in this episode. "What are you, posing?" Yes. She was feeling it. It's euphoria. Maybe she always felt ugly before her transition, and now she feels beautiful. When you notice her posing, just tell her how pretty she is. She'll love it. THEN make your jokes, lol Thank you both for the content, I love it.
Luv 'ya Jimbo but.... you forgot the part where you spray the luminol on the mattress, THEN hit it with the black light to illuminate the bodily fluids. hey now.
---> *_Jim, for the stains to pop out; you only need to spray the mattress with Luminol and maybe an oxidant. UV light isn't needed as the stains will glow when you turn off the lights._* *_You've watched too many crappy cop shows._*
The pissed on mattress is going away? Well I guess that just opens up the door to piss up another one. 🤣 Jim's 'oofs' and 'ahhs'. Cracking me the F up. This is the oddest couple since Felix and Oscar.
You have to add a catalyst to the suspected urine spots, such as luminol, to make them glow. Also this is not what I was expecting with Jim's apartment. It looks so baron like a serial killer lives there. Lot's of rubbermaid tubs and nothing.
Jim is bothered by Nikki posing on the counter but not Jim running around getting a black light and sharing his pee stains with strangers😂 Why does Jim have to strengthen his tongue 😂
Telling strangers about a piss mattress is my new favorite conversation starter.
Many of us have been there, man. 🤙
Nowadays, I just start out pissing on the person I'm interested in upon approach.
It lets them know I'm interested and it's kinda like marking my territory at the same time.....
(Update: it hasn't gone too well, not only does it not work, I'm currently incarcerated.)
I can hear Dice asking people on the street "have you seen the mattress, the mattress with the piss? At Jim Nortons house?"
🤣🤣🤣
It is a nice conversation piece.
Norton telling everyone theres piss in his bed 😂
Multiple weenies peeing in it
He did it with that exact face while inwardly doing backflips and cartwheels of sheer idiot glee too because he was just asking for help from people who couldn't do anything but create amazing content for him with their honest disgust, confusion, or discomfort. Norton is a uniquely foul but wonderful egg, his mischievous innocuous nastiness is so oddly heartwarming. He's the kid who pulls a gasser, than leaves the room, waits just out of sight, and listens trying not to giggle furiously as the horror of the smell assails his family or friends. It's boyishly charming and juvenile at the same time. I hope he never grows up. After all, with "Monster Rain" for a childhood, was he ever really a kid?
If Soraya does the edits, she's gold
Soraya and a guy named Eric. Jim does some too now.
Woah, wait a second … Jim married Shinnok from Mortal Kombat 4?! That rules. Respect to Jimmy for being a dedicated gaymer.
Never thought Jim would end up being the straight man.
Nikki is fucking hilarious!
Lol this. It takes a special someone to hold their own with little Yimmy.
*Chip voice "Yep, Jim's a 'straight' man all right."
Love these videos! Just wish they were longer.
The impact of these vids must be so encouraging for so many. Thank you both for showing us that love is love, no matter what it looks like on the outside! Your kick-a$$ “idgaf-what-other-people-think” attitude Rocks! Keep the vids coming, I can’t get enough. I ❤️you both…equally of course.
Love when Nikki says pig, it sounds exactly like peg. Very Freudian!!😂😂
These are so so good - longtime fan of Jim's, these make me laugh the whole way through. Love ya
Jim and Nikki running around New York gets 20 times more views than anything Opie has done in the last 9 years
right on eh?? 144k subs, and videos from a week ago 100-200 views.. wow
Jim just wanted the black lights to hang up and show off his Kiss black light posters!
What happened to Sven’s comment??
This just gets better and better. A highlight of my week!
Jim has the cleanest apartment and a bed from hoarders
I genuinely love you both and this show is fantastic! Please keep making these 😂❤
Jimmy I just got up to my keyboard out of bed just to say how happy I am for you, I love these vlogs and I wish you both the best. - Jordan
Asking for a light and telling them why you need it, made me laugh like I haven't laughed since I first heard the jerky boys in 95
You didn't laugh as hard at their hundred grand bit?
Loved ya for years Jimmy, makes me happy to see you happy! 👍 Here’s to you and Nikki. She really has the keys to the kingdom of your heart! FAWK YEAH 🤟
May watch this video 100 times.
Pure brilliance.
Love nikkis genuine laugh shows shes more comfortable
Hehe "we can make ourselves into blueberries" was such a cute moment!
I was crying when Nikkis like” look what Jim got me” and you just hear an aggressive slightly offended NO I DIDNT LMFAO
Lol not the black light! Hilarious video! Love you two! Can't wait for the next one! ❤
jim married shinnok?
Always funny!! This channel is the best!! Should be a reality show!
I unsubscribed from SXM and this fills all the voids it left. Thanks Jimmy and wife.
Jim you have the mattress frame backwards, the part that you keep hitting your shin on is for the headboard.
Chip is dumb lol
Nikki is pretty great … my new favorite channel… many stains 😂
SHINOK!
Why not a reality show? This is funny stuff.
Nice job, Yimmy!
You definitely brought out your inner 90s Tom Green with the black light hunting segment.
Telling every clerk in the city that your bed is covered in pee stains was hilarious.
Nikki was SO cute in this episode. "What are you, posing?" Yes. She was feeling it. It's euphoria. Maybe she always felt ugly before her transition, and now she feels beautiful. When you notice her posing, just tell her how pretty she is. She'll love it. THEN make your jokes, lol
Thank you both for the content, I love it.
R. Kelly's mattress had less piss on it!
I would have love to see lil yimmi at my local Home Depot there on 23rd
More videos, longer videos. This is great lol
Mortal mattress 4.. stains of shinnok
Is that Shinnok?
I love Peter rabbit. ❤
Luv 'ya Jimbo but.... you forgot the part where you spray the luminol on the mattress, THEN hit it with the black light to illuminate the bodily fluids. hey now.
Lol the best part was when she FINALLY accepted the KISS poster haha.
My 2 favourite mental patients knock it out of the park again. Cheers from Canada
Dude Jim you know Shinok????
Love the Patrice poster!!
I'll never forget the "FOOT THING HIT MY FOOT!" at XM & every foot injury video reminds me of it.
This channel needs to be more popular. I hope the next big meme comes from one of Jim and Nikki's video antics.
This isnt just funny. Its goddamn entertaining!!
I love these two together.
---> *_Jim, for the stains to pop out; you only need to spray the mattress with Luminol and maybe an oxidant. UV light isn't needed as the stains will glow when you turn off the lights._*
*_You've watched too many crappy cop shows._*
I think the blueberry line hit too close to home with Jimmy. He had an Opie flashback
Confirmed, Jim and Nikki are stand alone fruits.
Lmfao@@MowgliCSM
@@MowgliCSMLMAO
lmfao jim stubbing his toe killed me
“Check my chin.” He says! 😂
Rock Jim putting on the glasses got me!
I just love this new channel!
Jimmy needs to open a comedy club called 'chasers', we taking over
Best ending ever
Good ol' Yellow Discipline!
Notion's probably got a $10K mattress. Why wouldn't he have a cover on it... especially since he's an old man with chronic urinary incontinence?
Incontinence? I thought he was just a fan of the golden shower
Love the channel, keep it up.
Part 2 with the new bed!
Jim, I love you, I’ve never met you, but I love you, and I love that poster of Patrice on your wall.
Jim Norton rules!
It's funny Jim doesn't like Bowie but he married Ziggy Stardust 😅😊 love u Jimmy
Damnit I love this
Thanks for the enhancements.
Oh little Jim Norton
Absolutely hilarious these two were made for each other 😂
@6:39 Wait, Jim you have a pink corded phone.....of course you do!
The pissed on mattress is going away? Well I guess that just opens up the door to piss up another one. 🤣 Jim's 'oofs' and 'ahhs'. Cracking me the F up. This is the oddest couple since Felix and Oscar.
Great show today, I think you all are finding your groove now.
Hahaha Jim! ENOUGH ABOUT THE STAINS! 🤣
Power Couple. Love ya Jimbo.
You have to add a catalyst to the suspected urine spots, such as luminol, to make them glow. Also this is not what I was expecting with Jim's apartment. It looks so baron like a serial killer lives there. Lot's of rubbermaid tubs and nothing.
Don't you need to spray something on the mattress before using the black light?
Many, many stains
The copper hue comment cracked me up.
“On my pillow as well” 😭😭
I just love you two!❤
A child and a senior citizen having a piss stained bed…. Go figure
Jim fuckin rules lol I love Jimmy 😂
We want Chip!! We want Chip!!! your the shiznit Jim. you two are awesome btw.
So glad to here Jim and Sam are going separate WAYS
the "no." turning into a slow "...yes" kiss was incredible.
Ultimate ice breaker for conversation, I’m looking for a black light for piss stains on my bed!👍
Why do you have to make sure you don't have piss stains on a mattress that is being hauled to the dump?
I never knew Norton was actually gay/bi... I thought it was a bit until a few weeks ago when I listened to him on Rogan... So damn funny though
It’s a gray area but he’s most likely just Bi … not that it matters 😊
@@TrollHunterxXx Yeah... I could not care less... I just never knew and thought it was a bit he was doing... it doesn't make him any less funny
These videos have been great. I hope this continues.
Christ jim. All that comedy money and no headboard
Dude nikki could beat the absolute shit of little jimmy in a domestic lol.
Why do I love Jimmy more ? Oh yeah Sam not there
Jim is like a GTAV pedestrian with his urine talk
30 years ago they started selling rechargeable flashlights
the ol' shin killer...
Jim is bothered by Nikki posing on the counter but not Jim running around getting a black light and sharing his pee stains with strangers😂
Why does Jim have to strengthen his tongue 😂
Oh... many... many.. stains...
I was sad when you were only using a flashlight and wanted to see it under a UV light...oh boy lol.
They both are fkn hilarious lol
Bed frame goes the other way.
Right?! He kicked the part that attaches to the headboard
Hahahaha lil pee pee Norton!
The best couple on youtube
You have to use Luminol powder or liquid to create the effective black light viewing.
Pet stores have urine black Lights