6:02 when she asked what i’m gonna do with the statue my first thought was “convince my loved ones i’ve turned into stone as a prank” but now i kind of love the concept of having a concrete statue of yourself as a lawn decoration. Staring eternally in disapproval at the neighbors is a power move.
1:48 Didn't know you could sign a consent form on someone's behalf, in that way. Hmmm. Let me sit on that one. All in all a quite soothing time, considering it's for brutalism.
If you looked like me, you'd want a sculpture of yourself, too. Put it by the entry way, and voila! Turn pesky bill collectors and solicitors into stone!
I’ve created a lore that I have just found out my really rich fiancé is cheating on me and I’m getting this statue done of me (with his money) so I’ve taken marble instead of concrete and I’ve given a big tip and before I leave him I am going to cement this concrete statue of myself in the house so I’m always there
Can you do me a favor as a bro? Can you stop talking about things like brutalism? Cause like.. Like Zoinks! Scoob! It's the black magic witch!!1! Like.. HELP!!
For reference: This is how it is done for real. ua-cam.com/video/4XqmZyN8ap0/v-deo.htmlsi=B7TJrLXgbaiE-zlt People in the comments say, that there used to be a full video, but the guy died, and someone took his videos off. 😢
alise: did you have an appointment? yup even though I'm standing in front of you remember I made one yesterday over the phone 😒 also I'm attractive ok I hope your boyfriend didn't hear that we might have to fight no I've never broken my nose before but my middle brother did throw a pencil in my knee cap
The thing i like about her ive got a tire thats about to go bidens gouging me with income tax this year 6 months oay is being blocked in india and shes helping me forget all about that.
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Making yourself break with laughter at 3:45 was really freaking funny.
6:02 when she asked what i’m gonna do with the statue my first thought was “convince my loved ones i’ve turned into stone as a prank” but now i kind of love the concept of having a concrete statue of yourself as a lawn decoration. Staring eternally in disapproval at the neighbors is a power move.
The art student videos always hit 😍 also the energy is immaculate in this
3:28 she puts us through quite the emotional rollercoaster. 🙂😮😊😵😂
so funny 🤣
you are my fav asmrist
1:46 Thank you for signing the consent form for me. 😂
!!! this is one of my favourite types of videos!! tysm!
Bro. You are GLOWING ✨✨✨
Hey bud, she’s not gonna go out with you. Chill
Why call HER bro..
Cringe
She’s pregnant?!😂
why are all of these replies weird
I approve of you making things up as you go, this was fun. i enjoyed. hope you have a great day/night and your coffee/cocoa is perfect =]
"Why can't guys read our signals?"
Their signals: 3:40
All of your measuring asmr videos are 💕amazing💕
i love your voice so much, its so relaxing!!
Thanks for always helping us to relax we appreciate you 💕
your voice is so soothing💖
I love your style Alise. Keep up the fabulous content 💯😍
I can't get enough of these types of videos :D
i swear these drop at the perfect time for me
3:45 is my favorite part, im happy you kept it in
I rate my experience a 10 ! I did want a totem pole instead of the statue cuz I dig totems. One of your best RP's ever !
goodnight queen asmrist❤ thank you again ^_^ measuring is sooo relaxing
another very pleasant (and funny) video, thanks Alise!
Congrats on 100k❤️
omf ur skin is PERFECT IM SO JEALOUS
Your rambling and stories are nice with how sweet you sound
ALISE I love your videos so much you seem so nice
Some people like to have a bald statue of themselves just in case 🤣🤣🤣
Not going to lie, This is a masterpiece!! Saving to Faves!
Great work kid 👍 I was starting to fall asleep 💤 well done!
You are stunning and your ASMR is great as well :)
🎉This is great! Thank you Alise!
thanks for helping me sleep tn 💕
you are stunning!
I love your voice ❤
You were hilarious throughout this video lol
That whole window story and the bust nose was so similar to something that happened to me at an aquarium, the windows bulged inwards not outwards 😂
would love to see more close, personal attention in your videos - you do it so well!!
Thank you for the laugh I'm about to pass out now thanks for these awesome videos
Just love it😊
LOL making yourself laugh. That was great
Like this video, but can probably only afford half. Which half should we do? Lol
Lovely video. Made me relaxed
Another great video. Thank yoouu
What's your hair routine if you don't mind?
The art student has opened a business it seems.
THANK YOU
Lovely 🧡🧡🧡
omg YAY i missed seeing your vids!🙏
Loved the vid
"The sculpture girl thought I was cute but then I told her it was for a lawn decoration...."
We can book you in for 30 minutes. The video size is 42 minutes 😂
Terrible time management is all
Common vendor In 2024: Pay pay pay oh and by the way, more pay. Makes me not even want to go out lol
You seem proper authentic as you ramble.
Not going to lie, there are some weird comments here.
Welcome to the internet! If it is your first day I suggest you buckle your seatbelt and get ready to have everything ruined forever 👍😊
@@dirkvoth921 pfft, tell me about it, it's some real horseshit.
@coocoostryker 😂😂😂 bro is a noob, trust me my mindset was pure and innocent until the internet ruined my mind forever 😅.
Love you❤❤
3:30 😂 (😭)
Good night
nice video, tysm
Looking forward to the piercing!
1:48 Didn't know you could sign a consent form on someone's behalf, in that way. Hmmm. Let me sit on that one.
All in all a quite soothing time, considering it's for brutalism.
blank space!!!
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You are so sweet and relaxing..
💌
tyaa 🩶
Half goliath half slavery half prune 😊😊😊😊
real
Hi Alise ❤
alise: you already are quite attractive
me: ^u^
alise: ha just kidding
me: v-v
alise: unless...
me: *confused*
If you looked like me, you'd want a sculpture of yourself, too. Put it by the entry way, and voila! Turn pesky bill collectors and solicitors into stone!
❤
Not a bad thing not a bad thing
"I can put you in for the next 30 minutes" (ends up being 40)
3D Laser Scan; 3D Printer;
(April Fools…)
I'm planning to catfish with my statue that's more attractive than I actually am. Statfish?
I’ve created a lore that I have just found out my really rich fiancé is cheating on me and I’m getting this statue done of me (with his money) so I’ve taken marble instead of concrete and I’ve given a big tip and before I leave him I am going to cement this concrete statue of myself in the house so I’m always there
No your not giving consent two give me that 😊😊😊😊
You are so beautiful
you're alreadv quite attractive: 😁
just kidding: 😔
*laughs right in your face* 😭
Lol I have no hairline it's gone, I'm bald.
😵💫💆♀💆♀💆♀🎯🧸🌠💘
Neither Michaelangelo or the thinker are ancient or Greek
Your old place looked dark and haunted compared to your new apartment 😊
😮no you did not 😊
Can you do me a favor as a bro? Can you stop talking about things like brutalism? Cause like.. Like Zoinks! Scoob! It's the black magic witch!!1! Like.. HELP!!
33 mins ago? ...oh this number has been everywhere
Me repites ese numerin?
Should have been 31 MINUTOS HAHAHA
40s no views? Washed
Real
Early!!
Mate you could be Rebecca Hall younger sister 😮
Cried or eyes watered?
You are strange.... And wonderful.
For reference: This is how it is done for real.
ua-cam.com/video/4XqmZyN8ap0/v-deo.htmlsi=B7TJrLXgbaiE-zlt
People in the comments say, that there used to be a full video, but the guy died, and someone took his videos off. 😢
alise: did you have an appointment? yup even though I'm standing in front of you remember I made one yesterday over the phone 😒 also I'm attractive ok I hope your boyfriend didn't hear that we might have to fight no I've never broken my nose before but my middle brother did throw a pencil in my knee cap
The thing i like about her ive got a tire thats about to go bidens gouging me with income tax this year 6 months oay is being blocked in india and shes helping me forget all about that.
Just suck the microphone
Why do you leave these comments you freak
Wtf dude
Delete your account bud, you’ve made 8 comments on her channel. All weird af. Just stop.