The Goblins (tf2 casual)

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  • @Zeyo
    @Zeyo  2 роки тому +484

    There's only like a minute of goblins in the video because... yeah,
    Being a goblin's hard
    Being a goblin is a challenge
    We so cheeky
    We get up to no good, being goblins
    Goblins, evil goblins, cheeky most of all
    Being a goblin, we get some hard times
    Being a goblin ain't easy no more it ain't no easy
    Being a goblin, really really challenging
    I'm a goblin, let you know, most of all
    Crazy goblins
    Crazy, {breakdown begins} crazy, crazy goblins
    Crazy go- {breakdown continues}
    Crazy, crazy, crazy goblins
    Crazy goblins, being that crazy, crazy goblins
    Being a goblin, it's pretty crazy
    We're working hard to be so crazy goblins
    We dig holes and we find things, little coins and other collectibles
    We like to collect valuable items
    We need it to buy food and
    Water to survive, goblin water to survive
    Crazy goblin
    Crazy, crazy, crazy goblin
    We're crazy goblins
    We hide, we seek, we're crazy goblins
    Crazy goblins
    Really hard being goblins
    Being goblin
    Crazy, crazy, not too crazy
    We sit around
    We be goblin
    We all in this together
    As goblin folk
    Be goblin
    Be, be
    Be, be goblin
    Goblin, goblin, gobble
    Being crazy, crazy goblin
    Being crazy
    Crazy little goblins
    Goblings munch on ?? for the family
    Finding one little crunch, crunch, ?? crunch
    Crunch that goblin
    Crunch that, crunch that, crunch that goblin
    Crazy, so crazy
    We're crazy goblin
    We're crazy
    That's crazy, crazy
    Crazy goblin
    That's right, crazy goblin
    Crazy goblin
    Crazy, crazy goblin
    Just remember everybody
    For all you goblins out there
    You stay crazy, alright?
    Peace out
    (ua-cam.com/video/QTEMjiWak7U/v-deo.html)

    • @ihavespoken9871
      @ihavespoken9871 2 роки тому +7

      It says video uploaded five minutes ago and this comment made seven minutes ago
      🤨

    • @AugourtMcChickenFardKnuckles8
      @AugourtMcChickenFardKnuckles8 2 роки тому

      sussy goblins

    • @averagetf2player170
      @averagetf2player170 2 роки тому

      This sorta has the same fealing that dwane the rock song had ya know the one with we stay hungry we devour

    • @VintagAic
      @VintagAic 2 роки тому +1

      10:30 I'm a soldier :)

    • @catmaksimus
      @catmaksimus 2 роки тому +2

      Dude, the end got me into tears. The most betrayal thing in da world 😭😭😭

  • @revo1370
    @revo1370 2 роки тому +625

    The Goblins is a Common card that is unlocked from Goblin Stadium (Arena 1). It spawns 3 very fast, single-target, melee Goblins with low hitpoints and medium damage. They appear to be small, green creatures who carry daggers and stab nearby enemy troops. They are the same as those spawned by the Goblin Barrel, Goblin Gang and the Goblin Drill. A Goblins card costs 2 Elixir to deploy.

    • @bridanthegamer7746
      @bridanthegamer7746 2 роки тому +22

      Thank you for this info

    • @revo1370
      @revo1370 2 роки тому +23

      @@bridanthegamer7746 goblin

    • @engi-far4155
      @engi-far4155 2 роки тому +29

      The Goblin Barrel card is unlocked from the Barbarian Bowl (Arena 3). It is a spell that launches a Barrel from the player's King's Tower. Upon impact, the Barrel breaks open and spawns 3 Goblins. A Goblin Barrel card costs 3 Elixir to deploy.
      The Goblin Gang card is unlocked from the Jungle Arena (Arena 9). It spawns 5 low health, single-target troops: 2 Spear Goblins and 3 Goblins. The deployment is always 3 Goblins in the front and 2 Spear Goblins behind the Goblins. A Goblin Gang card costs 3 Elixir to deploy.
      The Spear Goblins is a Common Card that is unlocked from the Goblin Stadium (Arena 1). It spawns 3 very fast single-target, medium-ranged Goblins with low hitpoints and very low damage. They resemble normal Goblins, but are taller and thinner, have sharper elven ears, wear a team colored bandana, have a spear-case tied to their backs with a rope, and always have a wooden spear in their hands. They are the same as those spawned by the Goblin Hut, Goblin Gang and the Goblin Giant. A Spear Goblins card costs 2 Elixir to deploy.
      The Goblin Cage is unlocked from the Goblin Stadium (Arena 1). When spawned, the card initially takes the appearance of a wooden jail cell with moderate hitpoints that depletes over time. Once its hitpoints reaches zero, the Brawler breaks out and attacks opposing troops or buildings nearby. The Brawler himself is a fast, single-target, melee troop that appears to be a large, brawny, tattooed Goblin with moderate hitpoints and high damage. His health, damage and speed are all comparable to a single Elite Barbarian. A Goblin Cage card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
      The Goblin Giant card is unlocked from the Jungle Arena (Arena 9). He is a building-targeting, melee troop with high hitpoints and low damage. He also carries two Spear Goblins on his back, that can attack independently of the Goblin Giant. When he is taken down, the Spear Goblins emerge and continue attacking. A Goblin Giant card costs 6 Elixir to deploy.
      The Goblin Hut is a Rare card is unlocked from Jungle Arena (Arena 9). It is a medium-hitpoint building that spawns a Spear Goblin every few seconds. When it is destroyed, it spawns 3 extra Spear Goblins. A Goblin Hut card costs 5 Elixir to deploy.
      The Goblin Drill is an Epic Card that is unlocked from the Rascal's Hideout (Arena 13). It is a high-hitpoint building which spawns a Goblin every few seconds. Unlike all other buildings, it can be deployed anywhere in the arena. When it surfaces, it will deal low damage to grounded units and slightly knock back small to medium sized troops. Crown Towers take less of its damage upon surfacing. When it is destroyed, it spawns 2 more Goblins. It appears as a building with a wooden hull, a circular hatch, a team-colored stripe, and a metal drill on its top. A Goblin Drill card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
      The Dart Goblin is a Rare Card that is unlocked from the Jungle Arena (Arena 9). He is a very fast single-target, long-ranged troop with low hitpoints, a moderate damage output, and a very fast attack rate. A Dart Goblin card costs 3 Elixir to deploy

    • @revo1370
      @revo1370 2 роки тому +9

      @@engi-far4155 goblin

    • @engi-far4155
      @engi-far4155 2 роки тому +3

      @@revo1370 g o b l i n

  • @auramaster2068
    @auramaster2068 2 роки тому +113

    5:39 I love how the soldier backs up like "woah"

  • @g.o.a.t5652
    @g.o.a.t5652 2 роки тому +74

    0:47 That engineer is a menace

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 2 роки тому +74

    2:56 the money transformed their ugly clothes into nice expensive suits, but they weren't prepared for the change so they died

  • @wanderer_newalbum
    @wanderer_newalbum 2 роки тому +68

    3:29 Holy shit that dodge was unbelievable!

  • @BaileyChap
    @BaileyChap 2 роки тому +137

    15:39 I love that killcam, "And here's the guy who killed you!"

  • @destructo6699
    @destructo6699 2 роки тому +334

    Such a tragic end, truly one of the moments in tf2.

  • @minussoup9183
    @minussoup9183 2 роки тому +401

    The solder’s positive voice line is much funnier here then if he used the laugh taunt. 0:57 that’s a fact.

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 2 роки тому +28

      Smol wheeze

    • @moronribbons5774
      @moronribbons5774 2 роки тому +14

      Soldier laughlong is such a blessed voiceclip

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 роки тому +3

      Demoman: MEDIC!
      Soldier: _wheeeze_

  • @largeslappy
    @largeslappy 2 роки тому +32

    12:31
    "danke!"
    [high five, medic dies]
    "X!"
    [medic fucking explodes]

  • @C3R0_N1L
    @C3R0_N1L 2 роки тому +58

    16:46 top 10 anime betrayals

  • @captainred2195
    @captainred2195 7 місяців тому +4

    The way Demo went flying at 1:02 left me in tears. I was laughing for a full minute!

  • @sweetgherkinz
    @sweetgherkinz 2 роки тому +40

    9:20 HAHAHA this part is funny

  • @Vhie05
    @Vhie05 2 роки тому +90

    0:15 ah yes, that usual "okay" sniper whenever someone dies and just leaves like nothing happened.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 роки тому +86

    4:32 This transition caught me so off guard.

    • @spro394
      @spro394 2 роки тому

      dr bright fr?

  • @Bug_Bait
    @Bug_Bait 2 роки тому +39

    You caused a butterfly effect. I laughed and spit out on my drink on my keyboard. I threw my arms up to try to cover the spitting, but my arm hit the underside of the table and knocked off the drink (which I had set down prior to laughing). This scared my cat who climbed my curtains to hide, but she pulled down the curtain rod and everything collapsed. Now there's a huge mess.

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 2 роки тому +24

    13:48 those snipers were good sports about you getting across their sight line, I appreciate that

  • @jonathanriddle8214
    @jonathanriddle8214 Місяць тому +2

    9:22 "im drunk"
    *smack*
    *trips from the side affect of whiskey and beer*

  • @galaxygeneral1200
    @galaxygeneral1200 2 роки тому +42

    7:11 THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TF2 CLIPS IVE EVER SEEN

  • @kritsinmajewski8712
    @kritsinmajewski8712 2 роки тому +28

    7:40 at this exact moment you can see a man break.

  • @bungershmunger3455
    @bungershmunger3455 2 роки тому +34

    The spy at 1:35 had perfect comedic timing

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 роки тому +7

    1:42 the way you just casually kill the red spy and turn back to the other spy is such a gamer moment

  • @laticuslad
    @laticuslad 2 роки тому +11

    3:16 "Is this wall a spy too?"

  • @SkjesRed
    @SkjesRed 2 роки тому +39

    that ending had me laughing and in tears LMFAO 16:39

  • @beewoman
    @beewoman 2 роки тому +51

    8:02 has to be my favorite clip, it's like that Heavy knows he's a spy with his eyes wide open and darting all around the place. I also love that you can tell spies apart from others by their wide eyes.

    • @arcionek
      @arcionek 2 роки тому +1

      Wait can you really tell spies apart by wide eyes

    • @beewoman
      @beewoman 2 роки тому +5

      @@arcionek Yeah, I think shounic mentioned it in one of his videos. It's a bit hard to see though so it doesn't make too much of a gameplay difference unless you're REALLY looking for it.

  • @JettJamesGD
    @JettJamesGD Рік тому +4

    im surprised no one’s pointed out how the music keeps attempting to start at 12:35 but gets cut off every time since more people keep coming. that was a funny detail to me
    maybe it’s just really obvious so no one bothered to comment about it, idk

  • @eclecticspaghetti
    @eclecticspaghetti 2 роки тому +180

    I swear, playing TF2 for long enough gives you an innate sense of comedic timing. Those kill binds are art.

    • @John-006
      @John-006 2 роки тому +3

      Nah, I use kill bind as myself but I find it dumb when you suicide alot of times just because Friendly used it

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 роки тому +4

      Kill binds truly are art. I try to do them in the most unexpected situations, such as when I'm being launched with an explosive.
      I saw a soldier kill the scout I was healing, he had a medic healing him. I looked him dead in the eye, said "no" and killbind. Appropriate, but also hilarious.

  • @postshiza
    @postshiza 2 роки тому +13

    13:45 my personal favourite.

  • @numbaonemeenahfan5193
    @numbaonemeenahfan5193 2 роки тому +15

    2:37 gotta be one of the saddest things I’ve ever fucking seen….

  • @whatiswhat5062
    @whatiswhat5062 2 роки тому +24

    at 0:58 that soldier knew he was trolling

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 2 роки тому +24

    The speed at which you decide to enact a funny and execute it is genuinely astounding
    Also your use of voicelines

  • @woodywas4549
    @woodywas4549 2 роки тому +21

    I love how in one clip Zeyo is popping of as a Sniper, and then in the other one he misses 3 shots in a row on one Demoman
    The duality of aiming

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 2 роки тому +9

    4:39 Love how that synced up

  • @sweetgherkinz
    @sweetgherkinz 2 роки тому +44

    7:06 WHAT IS THAT TAUNT? I NEED IT.

    • @Zeyo
      @Zeyo  2 роки тому +16

      Taunt: Oblooterated

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 2 роки тому +9

    "I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!"
    (moments later) " Ay thank ya for the bits, heavygaming"

  • @GeZz.
    @GeZz. 2 роки тому +3

    the end makes me cry :'(...
    also i love the zoom you did on the faces LOL i love that the characters of the game are so expressive , but then when they are dead they move the faces too and that's creepy AF

  • @Flemacy
    @Flemacy 2 роки тому +20

    Just another video showing why TF2 is so special to us, because the moments we get in tf2 is like no other in any other games, this is a MasterPiece for Life

  • @pedrogarcia137
    @pedrogarcia137 2 роки тому +7

    This guy make the best funny tf2 moments videos ever. Always on point to make me laugh. Keep on doing youtube. Btw great music selection as always.

  • @lordsheogorath194
    @lordsheogorath194 2 роки тому +7

    14:47 still haven't forgiven you for this vicious trolling

    • @Bug_Bait
      @Bug_Bait 2 роки тому +1

      I owe you an apology. I do the exact same thing. I can't stop. It's like a drug.

  • @engineer_from_team_fortress_2
    @engineer_from_team_fortress_2 2 роки тому +6

    0:23 that two sounds together reminds me of a song called domination overtime

  • @beefaroni6835
    @beefaroni6835 2 роки тому +15

    4:13 i have been losing my mind at this for 5 minutes

  • @lamergamer8211
    @lamergamer8211 2 роки тому +42

    The goblins definitely sounds like a back up to the worst band. They would definitely be called some shit like dr. Mr. cool man and the goblins

  • @justjames9049
    @justjames9049 2 роки тому +2

    That Rap Snitches and Knoshes edit at 2:42 is actually really well done, props Zeyo

    • @Zeyo
      @Zeyo  2 роки тому +2

      Cauliflower made the remix, you should check him out: ua-cam.com/video/wRjd0VSQu5U/v-deo.html

  • @themechbuilder6171
    @themechbuilder6171 2 роки тому +11

    that part where the bot wanted the intel and you stole it is, perfect

  • @TheManManoel
    @TheManManoel 2 роки тому +2

    4:17 really caught me off guard. Btw those transitions are amazing

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +1

    1:25 Ah, yes. My experience as Sniper in a nutshell.
    15:57 I can respect a man who dies for the joke.
    That ending was poetic cinema. I love Team Fortress 2.

  • @knightogourd
    @knightogourd 2 роки тому +2

    Your editing really does add so much personality to these videos. Not over the top but consistent enough that it makes me, at the very least, smile all the time. :-)

  • @Konstantin690
    @Konstantin690 2 роки тому +5

    0:32 This time schadenfreude is just right

  • @IceboundEDM
    @IceboundEDM 2 роки тому +1

    There was this one time a few weeks ago when I watched one of your videos, got into a casual match on Hightower because it got me in the mood to, and somehow ran into you barely 10 minutes after opening the game. Made my day haha. Keep up the great vids!

  • @AlbPerNil
    @AlbPerNil 2 роки тому +8

    You are seriously one of my favourite TF2 UA-camrs.

  • @shadowgoatz
    @shadowgoatz 2 роки тому +1

    words cannot express how much i love sniper’s “uhkay” whenever something goofy goes down

  • @King_Jockey
    @King_Jockey 2 роки тому

    what a way to end the video
    full of laughter all the way through then it hits you hard with time slowing down, everything around you is frozen, and then the appearance of a crocket. Your final moments on this Earth will be you looking at that powered up projectile slowly coming towards you. There is no avoiding the inevitable, all you can do is watch. Watch it fly to you, watch it hit you, watch it be the last thing you see as everything fades into black.

  • @direwolf8080
    @direwolf8080 2 роки тому

    0:48 that is some crazy observation haki

  • @CptDoot
    @CptDoot 2 роки тому +7

    3:19
    If you look at the BLU team's respawn thing at the top, you will see instead of the normal spy, you will see a scorched corpse in the portrait instead
    idk what the scorched corpse model name is but I remember it from gmod and half life

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 2 роки тому

      damn you’re right

    • @CptDoot
      @CptDoot 2 роки тому

      @@iqceo4276 holy shit zeyo tf2 arg????????????

  • @Noki2412
    @Noki2412 2 роки тому +4

    Man that ending, I've never been more emotionally devestated

  • @arsonexc
    @arsonexc 2 роки тому +5

    14:40 That looked so brutal

  • @bensmith6518
    @bensmith6518 2 роки тому +2

    If anyone asked me what tf2 was, I would just show them 7:10 without explanation. Then again, that would mean someone talked to me.

  • @ihavespoken9871
    @ihavespoken9871 2 роки тому +2

    Dude, your videos make me want to play TF2 again. It really puts a smile on my face :)

  • @banklobor551
    @banklobor551 2 роки тому +3

    11:26 Nanomachines SON

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +2

    Trolling bots, now that's comedy xD
    The ending was the saddest thing 😭😭😂

  • @retime5929
    @retime5929 2 роки тому +1

    Your gradually delayed missed opportunity to air blast really established the mood at the end. It was worth the wait!

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyD 2 роки тому +1

    16:49 pain, anguish, distrust, self loath, betrayal.

  • @PajamaPantsStudios
    @PajamaPantsStudios 2 роки тому

    I love your music selection. Some of these are some pretty deep cut tracks

  • @thomaswinther3869
    @thomaswinther3869 2 роки тому

    Ever since I found this channel have I been watching every video and holy god is it good content. Legit the best tf2 youtuber. Such an underrated channel

  • @Kanyenorth15gai
    @Kanyenorth15gai Рік тому +1

    age Restricting a Harmless Video with funni tf2 goblins

  • @saverofthehumens
    @saverofthehumens 2 роки тому +1

    So, Armstrong went back in time and punched Snake out of his box, thus creating a
    *[ T I M E P A R A D O X ]*

  • @captainkeyes9913
    @captainkeyes9913 2 роки тому

    4:17 thats a good freeze frame

  • @auhbean6572
    @auhbean6572 2 роки тому +3

    16:45 you did not deploy a sentry

  • @legenddairy0
    @legenddairy0 2 роки тому +3

    4:52 based ace attorney music

  • @Xtra2831
    @Xtra2831 2 роки тому +1

    0:53 demoman's voice lime snycs with the song

  • @william_brobrine8975
    @william_brobrine8975 2 роки тому

    Alternative title Funny ragdolls that make me laugh
    Zeyo the fact you use in game voice commands make these clip much better thank you for doing it

  • @xuuhkh
    @xuuhkh 2 роки тому

    Loved every second of this video beautiful work Zeyo

  • @Polish-Phoenician
    @Polish-Phoenician 2 роки тому +1

    0:39 " i have simply destroyed the austrian army, by marching/walking" Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @xLs58x
    @xLs58x 2 роки тому

    The editing on this video is top notch, every new one it gets better.

  • @hxh8729
    @hxh8729 2 роки тому +1

    im here at 3:12 there was 3 guys in the match
    funny im in the vid

  • @gaming_6577
    @gaming_6577 2 роки тому

    Me: Ha, this is a great video
    Ending:*high five and then a crit rocket*
    Me:NOOOOOOO

  • @Aeschyne
    @Aeschyne 2 роки тому +1

    I looked up the song at the end and had the most depressing 1 minute and 40 seconds of my life

  • @MicronOnline
    @MicronOnline 2 роки тому +1

    The Tiny Tower music was made me reminisce. Quality music choice 👍

  • @ironflash3
    @ironflash3 2 роки тому +1

    3:30, Wow that fucking jump...

  • @joqi88
    @joqi88 2 роки тому +1

    2:37 that was so scary I'm having a heart attack

    • @joqi88
      @joqi88 2 роки тому

      nice transitions btw

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew 2 роки тому +1

    10:49 Reminded me te check my tiny tower

  • @Falling_Down
    @Falling_Down 2 роки тому +1

    The ppl that disconnect for the funny are the true mvps

  • @nicojira2004
    @nicojira2004 2 роки тому

    You really inspire me and mayn others to make TF2 content. Thank you for making me laugh.

  • @a.person1805
    @a.person1805 2 роки тому

    Golly, the Tiny Tower music hit close

  • @localgrimreaper404
    @localgrimreaper404 2 роки тому +1

    Bro the end got me so hard for some reason . i bursted out laughing at the part where the f2p soldier shot the crit rocket and killed you after the high-five . shit was funny as hell

  • @Ploaper
    @Ploaper 2 роки тому

    that perfect dodging like in some sort of a bullet hell game then just saying "good shooting"

  • @Kracsader
    @Kracsader 2 роки тому

    This is perfect and made me smile and laugh. Thank you.

  • @thisthatthenutz2990
    @thisthatthenutz2990 2 роки тому +1

    15:16 This is cutest video and made my day

  • @testgamer571
    @testgamer571 2 роки тому +1

    this was...an experience.
    A beautiful one.

  • @gatitosanchez7788
    @gatitosanchez7788 2 роки тому

    that spy was like: i cant believe youve done this
    he looks like "why would you do that"
    1:50

  • @ARARfan2
    @ARARfan2 2 роки тому +1

    There’s something special about Medic taunting and then dying a split second after

  • @robertit6664
    @robertit6664 2 роки тому

    the transitions are so smooooooooth man , love them

  • @hts9060
    @hts9060 2 роки тому

    7:04 there’s so much that happens at once it’s amazing

  • @shellohd8421
    @shellohd8421 2 роки тому +1

    7:20 LMAO THAT HEAVY MADE ME CRACK

  • @k_k_aisa
    @k_k_aisa 2 роки тому +1

    Love these vids; they really capture the essence of what I love about TF2. Moreover, you're the real MVP for the description music credits. It's really frustrating to hear great or familiar songs in a video with no easy way to find the names. Thanks for that!

  • @learninganimate3181
    @learninganimate3181 2 роки тому

    This channel is underrated IT needs to blow up

  • @thecrimsonclover1013
    @thecrimsonclover1013 2 роки тому

    He has the BEST and SMOOTH transitions like he is so good at it!

  • @jamvously7170
    @jamvously7170 2 роки тому +1

    I did not expect those two engineers on 'money kills' to both be a spy.

  • @lohwentao707
    @lohwentao707 2 роки тому

    I love your content, its somehow different to other tf2 channels

  • @sosofttofu9436
    @sosofttofu9436 5 місяців тому

    THE TRANSITION OF THE SPY LAUGH TO THE DEMO LAUGH