What if the USSR joined in 1940?

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  • @DarkoNegrovic
    @DarkoNegrovic 21 годину тому +551

    I have a slight feeling that he likes playing the soviets

    • @MST-Brawlstars
      @MST-Brawlstars 20 годин тому +18

      He loves the Soviets like 50% of Dankus videos.

    • @scorpiong0
      @scorpiong0 20 годин тому +24

      Who doesnt

    • @DarkoNegrovic
      @DarkoNegrovic 20 годин тому +4

      ​@@scorpiong0fair argument

    • @nukesploder
      @nukesploder 20 годин тому +3

      i like watching the soviets

    • @Geyskuy-ogurchik
      @Geyskuy-ogurchik 19 годин тому +5

      @@scorpiong0 many people tbh

  • @francescomangini185
    @francescomangini185 20 годин тому +231

    Actual genius play going for Romanian fuel, I'm not gonna lie I would've gave up.

    • @Evasiv
      @Evasiv 20 годин тому +6

      its literally what germany did in our history lol

    • @francescomangini185
      @francescomangini185 20 годин тому +14

      @@Evasivtrue, Germany tried to conquer the Caucasus refineries, but I would've never thought about it in HOI4

    • @maciejrudnik3649
      @maciejrudnik3649 19 годин тому +11

      Well preety historical soviets first went for romania then for germany and the chanceolor of germany "Gave up"

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 13 годин тому

      ​@francescomangini185 Most hoi4 mp mods make it so that the axis actually has a fuel problem.
      Also they put oil in egypt and middle east to make the africa campaign worth it for the axis.
      Caucasus cant be realistically simulated because if germany gets there likely the soviets have collapsed

    • @sb17899
      @sb17899 8 годин тому

      You just discovered one of the main reasons why the austrian painter invaded the USSR when he did. He feared the USSR would invade Romania to seize the oil fields, and then Germany would basically have no oil and lose the war even sooner.

  • @SpeedySwimmerGaming
    @SpeedySwimmerGaming 18 годин тому +88

    Touché counter:
    1/28/2025
    35 times in a 16:10 video
    196 times in a 4:32:21 stream

  • @laurencetrowbridge6022
    @laurencetrowbridge6022 20 годин тому +113

    Dankus knowing what build he’s going to do as USSR at the beginning of the game. Impossible!

  • @Spitze.YT-_-
    @Spitze.YT-_- 21 годину тому +472

    What if Dankus got oiled up and shook it aggressively on camera?

    • @akanabahi
      @akanabahi 21 годину тому +39

      They said my thug shake was weak..

    • @MST-Brawlstars
      @MST-Brawlstars 21 годину тому +1

      You are a twitch viewer. 😂😂😂

    • @Spitze.YT-_-
      @Spitze.YT-_- 20 годин тому +8

      @MST-Brawlstars I don't watch any streams from anyone unless they are made into videos like this.

    • @kometenhieb6317
      @kometenhieb6317 20 годин тому

      pls

    • @Evasiv
      @Evasiv 20 годин тому +1

      ive been asking for this for years. the guy never delivers what we really want.

  • @knarfzor
    @knarfzor 20 годин тому +243

    Is Touché his new Oman?

    • @alexeyamosov664
      @alexeyamosov664 18 годин тому +17

      E шports

    • @Helycon
      @Helycon 16 годин тому +13

      Prefer Oman tbh, but maybe that's my natural aversion to french things

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess 5 годин тому

      I wish, the silly bugger uses it wrong so often 😢Alta!

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time 19 годин тому +46

    "I'VE PLAYED THESE SOVIETS BEFORE"

  • @mastjh80
    @mastjh80 19 годин тому +36

    Dankus is literally Stalin. “I wasn’t planning on being at war. I thought I wasn’t allowed to” (because of the non aggression pact)

    • @lythd
      @lythd 13 годин тому

      (he knew hitler would break it just thought itd be the year after because they were still at war with britain and assumed he wouldnt come until he signed peace with the uk)

  • @snekksuperior
    @snekksuperior 17 годин тому +15

    Dankus a tip for you: Nonstrategic mats on cas is a terrible module. It drastically increases ur cas losses in the air. U can run tests urself if u dont believe me

  • @davidMagyarics
    @davidMagyarics 20 годин тому +59

    "game ends now" crazy thing to hear at 8 minutes into a 16 minute Video

    • @pimentaze2886
      @pimentaze2886 18 годин тому +3

      David how about you do the thug shake

  • @TheRealCrusadare
    @TheRealCrusadare 20 годин тому +27

    Mfw the 50th mass mob build

    • @tannerunderwood264
      @tannerunderwood264 15 годин тому +3

      I want Tankus back😢

    • @lioninjawarloc
      @lioninjawarloc 13 годин тому

      its actually so LAME lmfao. i cannot imagine its a fun experience to watch on stream either

  • @taysmanproductions
    @taysmanproductions 20 годин тому +78

    nationalist Spain popping out despite Republicans winning is crazy

    • @KEVIN_IS_HERE
      @KEVIN_IS_HERE 20 годин тому +28

      yeah the mod does that

    • @depayss2428
      @depayss2428 20 годин тому +16

      google game balance

    • @Geography1590
      @Geography1590 15 годин тому +5

      I was Spain and in my defence the Germans were not microing anything sometimes they had all their divs in one tile

    • @DanielMendez18103
      @DanielMendez18103 13 годин тому +1

      Mod does that as a balancing thing, but it gives some boosts to soviets, some factories and the gold trade, which is a focus that gives like 10% consumer goods, so overall a little scaling for the soviets

    • @Geography1590
      @Geography1590 7 годин тому

      @ yeah it gives soviets 5% output bonus and like 10 cobs I think

  • @freezy6914
    @freezy6914 20 годин тому +52

    Petition for him to replace touché with, it is what it is

  • @colaslukern1798
    @colaslukern1798 18 годин тому +3

    Dankus has learnt a new word. Touché.

  • @MARCOS-dt7sq
    @MARCOS-dt7sq 20 годин тому +11

    they said my urss wasnt prepared

  • @sovietrazor
    @sovietrazor 20 годин тому +26

    Lmao germany :" how dare you do exactly what im doing!"

  • @samadams2203
    @samadams2203 13 годин тому

    Love these non-standard games, very entertaining.

  • @-Kc1937-
    @-Kc1937- 21 годину тому +23

    Air on USSR is wild

    • @MST-Brawlstars
      @MST-Brawlstars 20 годин тому +1

      It's not wild

    • @-Kc1937-
      @-Kc1937- 20 годин тому +1

      @MST-Brawlstars it's pretty wild. Generally speaking you're not meant to do air on USSR. You're meant to let allies focus on air cos you can't make enough mils to do air, tanks and inf for barb.

    • @KEVIN_IS_HERE
      @KEVIN_IS_HERE 20 годин тому +3

      @@-Kc1937- unless your doing a roach build which this was

    • @-Kc1937-
      @-Kc1937- 18 годин тому +2

      @KEVIN_IS_HERE Generally speaking it's not good to do roach builds cos you have to rely on allies more, as you can see from the vid.. didn't work out too well lol

  • @themadtacoeatingfool5228
    @themadtacoeatingfool5228 20 годин тому +6

    Can you start showing the causalities at the end

  • @lubiemaso1531
    @lubiemaso1531 15 годин тому +2

    they said my not preparing for war in 1940 as soviet union was weak

  • @Osimate-tag
    @Osimate-tag 17 годин тому +2

    Dankus i dare you to do a tank soviet union, bring back the based tank russia build

  • @mr.e7448
    @mr.e7448 21 годину тому +12

    they said my air was weak ahh moment

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 13 годин тому +1

    Worst Axis ever losing to that lmfao

  • @AmazingNeubaufahrzeug
    @AmazingNeubaufahrzeug 15 годин тому

    8:56 Dankus going for the Oil. Prophecy?

  • @RyRy2057
    @RyRy2057 14 годин тому +1

    funny how the red army can be in France and having swept through Europe with no D Day and the mod still has them go for historical iron curtain borders lmfao. I was excited to see a Red Europe finally smh

  • @thomasalanine9801
    @thomasalanine9801 18 годин тому +1

    what a cursed thumbnail. kinda like it

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 20 годин тому +1

    They said my date was weak, then I pulled a goth”

  • @furkaninan291
    @furkaninan291 19 годин тому +2

    guys why is he just using one or two generals? doesnt it cause huuuge debuffs?

    • @Bet12121
      @Bet12121 17 годин тому +1

      As far as I know overstacking only reduces the 4 main stat bonuses from generals like 2.5% a level idr not the traits themselves meaning having all infantry under a logistics wizard infantry expert would be a good idea for ease of use in infantry only

  • @nadarrow6554
    @nadarrow6554 20 годин тому

    Thumbnails fire lol

  • @konplayz
    @konplayz 18 годин тому

    Banger music

  • @Slavislav21
    @Slavislav21 20 годин тому +1

    Yaaaa espooortttt alllta

  • @Opama_
    @Opama_ 15 годин тому

    What's the mod used? looks good.

  • @josephgreenwold5271
    @josephgreenwold5271 13 годин тому

    He needs to learn how to use touchè 😂

  • @denzelmalenab2209
    @denzelmalenab2209 11 годин тому

    Okay boys whats the Touche counter on this one?

  • @MsRockie
    @MsRockie 19 годин тому

    Dankus alert
    They said march

  • @greenshinigami5566
    @greenshinigami5566 19 годин тому +1

    Tushe moment

  • @survivorlaststand9882
    @survivorlaststand9882 20 годин тому +7

    Wow I can't believe the axis would be complaining against dankest memes saying that he's using Space Marines but that's not even half of the truth because they're using more of powered Space Marines what is this axis hypocrisy don't you dare accuse my boy of the dankest of memes of using Space Marines what the hell is wrong with the axis

  • @henrywill5347
    @henrywill5347 13 годин тому

    The german cope in spain was infact unreal

  • @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz
    @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz 19 годин тому

    They said my what if ussr joined in 1940 was weak

  • @quandangle9397
    @quandangle9397 19 годин тому +3

    What if I'm infertile from eating scented candles?

  • @antosqa7343
    @antosqa7343 17 годин тому

    I don't think I will say it but I miss Tonkus. This amount of MassMobcus is getting out of hand

  • @somerandomdoge12
    @somerandomdoge12 19 годин тому

    Havent watched in a while does Dankus not play with Bo anymore?

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 19 годин тому +1

      He plays more from what I can tell, not just with them

  • @brexit_good9604
    @brexit_good9604 18 годин тому

    anyone know which server he is playing in?

    • @georgesriid4399
      @georgesriid4399 17 годин тому

      we know but we wont tell you cause its a lil secret kept by a pinky promise.

    • @TomilHVH
      @TomilHVH 17 годин тому

      Yes, Ill be sending the code for the discord without the link... you complete it :)
      "nJ3hhV5P"

    • @georgesriid4399
      @georgesriid4399 5 годин тому

      @@brexit_good9604 impressed.

    • @brexit_good9604
      @brexit_good9604 5 годин тому

      @@georgesriid4399 i want to know the discord so i can speak with ppl on the server not play on it, i barely play hoi nowadays anyway cus i go to football matches

    • @brexit_good9604
      @brexit_good9604 4 години тому

      @ nvm bro just asking dovel for the server im an idiot

  • @Wollovor
    @Wollovor 17 годин тому

    I HAVE READ THESE COMMENTS BEFORE

  • @iansmith3645
    @iansmith3645 17 годин тому

    what constitutes space marines because the germans just look like normal tanks

    • @iansmith3645
      @iansmith3645 17 годин тому

      i know its mixing armor with inf, but even then i thought it was with special forces

  • @jonasz1
    @jonasz1 19 годин тому

    @Dankus how about a game where you play against russian zerg?

  • @zoger3717
    @zoger3717 19 годин тому +1

    this coop player annoyed me so much :/
    The host btw sounded really sympathetic xdd

  • @alpha-raygaming5252
    @alpha-raygaming5252 15 годин тому

    Does dankus know what touche means?

  • @poggerb1683
    @poggerb1683 21 годину тому +1

    how are there so many comment already wtf

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 20 годин тому +2

    I cringe to death when they full delete naval production que.

    • @Turkistani
      @Turkistani 20 годин тому +5

      These starting ships literally worthless.

    • @tonyravioli1982
      @tonyravioli1982 14 годин тому

      ​@@Turkistani yep. Has navy even improved with the new updates? Like last 2 expansions?

    • @Turkistani
      @Turkistani 7 годин тому

      @ Navy didn't get a new rework but some projects and some modules etcetera added, but still, vanilla AI sucks. If you're interested in the naval combat side of the game, then use VNR mod

  • @gluhves
    @gluhves 13 годин тому

    dear lord the brainrot is getting to him

  • @vverbov22
    @vverbov22 8 годин тому

    UK copied the Dankus' strat

  • @jakefromabove_og
    @jakefromabove_og 12 годин тому

    For the love of god someone explain to this man how to use touché appropriately (not at all)

  • @brodietinsley3802
    @brodietinsley3802 20 годин тому +2

    Touché

  • @hjalmarhenriksson149
    @hjalmarhenriksson149 16 годин тому

    why do you always play on our server

  • @tomazlah8238
    @tomazlah8238 27 хвилин тому

    remember the days only tanks can push,only sf or gpd,you cant battleplan in multiplayer,mass mob is worst doctrine,lmao.always same thing,skill issue.

  • @podejrzanyzwierzchnik380
    @podejrzanyzwierzchnik380 21 годину тому

    54 seconds is crazy

    • @MST-Brawlstars
      @MST-Brawlstars 20 годин тому +1

      crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy?

  • @MST-Brawlstars
    @MST-Brawlstars 21 годину тому +1

    I played this war again.

  • @Ibaya120
    @Ibaya120 21 годину тому +1

  • @Fs00735
    @Fs00735 21 годину тому +2

    FIRST i guess

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    @Nora.Ali1-f7m 20 годин тому +2

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  • @Nora.Ali1-f7m
    @Nora.Ali1-f7m 20 годин тому +2

    اللهم صلي وسلم عليك يارسول الله

    • @Oussama06193
      @Oussama06193 20 годин тому

      هاه اللهم صلي وسلم على سيدنا محمد ولكن ايش ڨاعدة تسوين هنا 😂؟؟

  • @justaguy_theresonly1
    @justaguy_theresonly1 20 годин тому

    Gay strat

  • @pood40o72
    @pood40o72 20 годин тому

    Thumbnail cringe

  • @arnithor5137
    @arnithor5137 20 годин тому

    the Russians had 24000 tanks most of them far heavier than anything Germans were fielding while the Germans had only 3400 tanks 3000 of them were light tanks and the rest were mediums while Russians had heavy tanks in the thousands by July 1941 when operation Barbarossa started it's true read Viktor suvorovs books

  • @xaropy
    @xaropy 20 годин тому

    اللهم صلي وسلم عليك يارسول الله